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Santa Baby (tell me you hear them too)
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Summary: You attend a last minute Christmas party and meet your soulmate. The catch? You donât remember anything about them besides the fact that they were wearing a Santa suit. Turns out there were seven Santas at the party... The question remains: Can you find your soulmate before Christmas Day?Â
Genre: Soulmate AU/ College AUÂ
Pairing: ???? x reader
Warnings: hand burned on hot chocolate, Jin says heâs too pretty to be a hostage, mentions and depictions of drinking, joon is described as a porn aficionado
Word Count: 12.4kÂ
a/n: Itâs a very special day for my dearest friend @purplefulâ! In your honor I thought Iâd write you a story of your own, as you help me with a countless amount of mine. Remember all the times you asked me this month if I had written anything or had a Christmas fic? I had been working on this the whole time nshjfhn. You sent me into a panic sometimes though because I swear you guessed the plot several times without actually knowing I was even writing. Anyways I love you and thank you for being my friend â¤ď¸
a/a/n: also Happy Holidays to anyone else celebrating. I hope youâre able to find lightness even in these dark times. And to the atheists out there, cheers to the upcoming new year
1 day, 12 hours, 32 minutes and 12 seconds until Christmas
âDonât you think those elf costumes are hot? Like damn I wish my legs looked like that in tights.â Mina whispers conspiratorially, though her voice has a tendency to carry no matter what volume she attempts to speak in, meaning the elf youâre passing by surely hears her based off his reddened ears.
âDo you have any shame?â You laugh, tucking your arm around her own to tug her into the nearby candle store. Your professor offered to give extra credit in exchange for a present and while sheâs undoubtably exploiting her students for free gifts you could really use some help in your upper division history elective.
âWhatâs the fun in that?â Mina giggles, reaching over to the nearest stand and picking up a candle. She gives it a good whiff before coughing, holding the offending item away from her like that will somehow save her from smelling it further despite the top still being off.
âI imagine this is what elf vomit smells like.â She groans, shoving it into your arms in an effort to make you suffer as well. True friendship.
âWinter Candies?â You question, reading the label and the ingredients itâs supposed to smell like. âAdding pecan and peppermint is probably what went wrong.â You hum before smelling it yourself and coughing from the fumes. âOh you were right this is disgusting.â
âHave I ever lied to you?â Mina hums. âGet that one for your professor.â
âIâd like my grade to be higher not lower. Letâs just get this pine one. Itâs a safe bet right?â
âIf you like your house to smell like a forest I guess so.â She shrugs, following behind you to the register. âDo you think we could get something to eat? Iâm starving.â
âDidnât you eat like half of Songiâs Christmas cookies this morning? Speaking of which youâre going to get in trouble, she was whining the whole time about how long they were taking due to her lack of patience.â
âWhen is she not whining about how long things take? Girl has the attention span of a nat, better yet a goldfish.â She snickers, though her eyes shine with a particular fondness for one of her oldest friends. Songi is actually how you met Mina in the first place, the both of you stuck in statistics together and becoming quick friends. When sophomore year rolled around it just made sense to move in with Songi and Mina as they were already looking for a third roommate.
âVery true. Though Iâm sure her soulmate will find it charming. Hopefully.â
âDo you ever wonder when weâll meet our soulmates?â Mina sighs, looking dreamily off into what appears to be the oncoming food court. Itâs a toss up whether sheâs thinking about her soulmate or fried food.
âAll the time but I try not to dwell on it. I just want to live you know? Theyâll find me eventually.â The line for hotteok is long, but the sweet smell of pancakes keeps you placated even if your stomach is grumbling.
âWhen my soulmate does come I hope theyâre as fine as Park Jimin. That man must be an angel or something because no one has the right to be that attractive.â Youâre about to comment on where that sudden thought came from when Park Jimin himself exits hastily from a store, a clothing bag thrown over his shoulder as he hastily types on his phone. From the draw of his brows and slight scowl he almost looks a little angry, an expression youâve never seen on him before. âJimin!â Mina calls, and the orange haired boy immediately picks his head up and puts on a light smile before jogging over.
As he approaches the bells around you jangle, the clock at Santaâs workshop echoing throughout the mall and ringing in your ears. Rubbing your ear to try and ease the slight pain you give Jimin a small wave when he finally appears before you. âThe bells are pretty loud huh?â He smiles, nodding towards the large bell that apparently looms behind you.
You agree at the same time Mina says, âI donât think theyâre that loud. Annoying at most.â Before looking between the both of you and wriggling her brows. You brush it off as her being weird before gesturing to Jiminâs bag.
âDonât tell me you bought a Santa costume.â You say, causing him to laugh. The way his eyes slip between his plump cheeks is rather flattering.
âI lost a bet and this is the price to pay for tonightâs party. Speaking of which you guys should come. Jinâs on alcohol duty so heâll definitely get all the fancy shit.â Jimin says.
âWell since the Park Jimin invited us, I guess weâll have to stop by. Text y/n the address and weâll get there eventually. No promises to be on time though.â Mina jokes.
âThat is why they created the term âfashionably lateâ is it not? Just make sure not to wear a sexy Santa costume, Jin says he wants to be the lone slutty Santa.â Jimin laughs, as if drawing a picture in his own mind before shaking his head.
âItâs a little odd to have a party on the twenty-third though. Why not Christmas Eve?â
âMost of us are going home tomorrow so today was really the only time. Everyone was strung up with finals and stuff.â
âUnderstandable. Iâm getting last minute extra credit before grades are finalized tomorrow. Our school really kills the festive spirit with everything being so close to the holidays.â
âExactly. All the more reason to party out our frustrations.â His phone buzzes and Jimin types a quick reply before turning back to you. âI gotta go and help Tae at the shelter but Iâll see you both tonight right?â
âAnd Songi! Our ride or die, our forever plus one, our favorite-â
âAlright, alright. Yeah weâll be there.â You smile, your hand still over Minaâs mouth as Jimin turns and jogs away. When you release her she smacks the back of your head and you whine.
âWhat was that for??â
âFor being stupid dumbass. Youâre telling me both you and Jimin thought the bells were super loud and didnât think thatâs sus. Heâs clearly your soulmate!â Mina practically screeches, bouncing on her heels in excitement. The spectacle draws the attention of those around you and you canât help but shy away.
âShut up! Besides itâs the holiday season, bells are ringing everywhere. Thereâs no way to tell if itâs actually your soulmateâs bell jingle. Besides Jimin didnât seem to think anything of it either. Shouldnât you just know?â
âI donât know, you tell me. Youâre the one with the found soulmate after all.â Mina shrugs before giving her order to the vendor. She nudges you to give your own but your mind is still reeling. Park Jimin isnât actually your soulmate, right?
1 day, 1 hour, 37 minutes, 53 seconds until Christmas
Despite your nonchalance earlier, you feel jittery standing outside the address Jimin sent you. Shivers rack down your spine at the prospect of seeing him again, of being certain that Jimin is your forever. You can hear the music through the door, a rhythmic thumping that you try and match your breathing to. Even if Park Jimin isnât your soulmate itâs not going to be the end of the world. At least thatâs what you try to tell yourself, ignoring the way just the idea forms a pit in your stomach. âI know weâre waiting for you to mentally prepare yourself but could you hurry up? I for one would love to witness slutty Jin.â Mina says, nudging you forward  lightly with her shoulder.
âChill out Mina, give the poor girl some time. Sheâs about to find her soulmate after all.â Songi says, throwing an arm over your shoulder and dragging you into her side. âIf it makes you feel better Iâll stay by your side the whole night. We can make fun of Mina shamelessly trying to outdo Seokjin.â
âHey! Jimin may have said I couldnât be a slutty Santa but that will never stop me from being the baddest bitch there.â She makes a show of grabbing her sweater and tugging it to emphasize âhoâ stitched across the front. Songi has a matching one with Santa losing said hos.
âIf I donât see a dance battle Iâm going to be disappointed. After all you promised to do something stupid for me to film. Itâs the only reason I decided to come, I mean after supporting you of course.â Songi laughs, giving you an affectionate squeeze.
âHey I could be an idol with these moves! Ryujin has nothing on me.â Mina huffs, breaking out into the iconic Itzy choreography in the middle of the hallway. You canât help but crack up at the serious face she makes while ungracefully flailing her limbs. âAnd you should be grateful to us you hermit! I hope for your sake your soulmate is outgoing because youâll live your whole life holed up in your apartment otherwise.â
âItâs safer that way. No bugs.â Songi says, causing Mina to push her and nearly send you both crashing to the floor.
âYouâre insufferable. I donât know how Iâve put up with you all these years.â
âYou love me, I mean really itâd be hard not too.â Songi shrugs, a smug smile pulled onto her face as she pats Minaâs cheek.
âMore like tolerate you and to be honest Iâve reached my limit. Letâs go inside so I can ditch you losers.â Mina throws the door open and heads inside, easily weaving through the bodies crammed inside the small apartment.
âI can just feel the love.â Songi sighs, clutching onto the space over her heart. âNow come on, we canât find him if weâre in the hallway all night.â Moving to grab your hand she drags you inside, only for you to run into a boy passing through.
âMy bad, didnât think anyone else would be coming by. I have to go get more eggnog before Jin starts screaming at us again.â He smiles, the corner of his lips forming into soft right angles.
âItâs alright.â You murmur, looking around for Mina or Songi. Surely theyâre somewhere nearby. Songi is most likely tucked away in some corner, longingly looking for an animal to keep her entertained while Mina is probably at the makeshift bar. If you werenât so busy looking for your friends maybe youâd pay mind to the soft tinkling of bells and his cardinal red Santa suit wrapped nicely around his frame. Yet even when he breezes past you, your eyes are focused on your two friends. You spot Mina first, surprisingly sheâs near the edge of the makeshift dance floor, a drink in her hand and likely about halfway drunk enough to begin belting along to whatever song comes on, even if itâs a terrible EDM mashup of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
You push through the bodies to get to her, almost getting trampled twice before breaking out and grabbing her by the arm before she can walk away. âOh hey! I got you a drink, I know you donât like eggnog so I swiped the chocolate milk from the fridge and spiked it myself.â She smiles, shoving a green plastic cup decorated with little lights towards you. You take a sip and wince at the bitter taste, the gingerbread liquor making an interesting concoction. But itâs the thought that counts and you smile despite wanting to cough at the strong flavor.
âThanks. Whereâs Songi?â You ask and Mina curses.
âShe was just over in that corner but sheâs gone now. Maybe we should try to find her?â
âYou know, for someone who claims to hate social interaction she goes off on her own quite easily.â You hum, pushing your way through only to bump into Park Jimin himself. âSorry.â You say, bumping into Mina from how quickly you try to put space between the two of you. You had momentarily forgotten the whole reason you came was because of Jimin and the possibility that heâs your soulmate. Your hands are suddenly clammy and you rub them against the side of your pants nervously.
âNo big deal. Good to see you though! How long have you been here? You shouldâve come and said hi to me first.â He whines, his pretty lips drawing into a thick pout, brows upturned as he gives you his best puppy dog look. You can feel yourself melting and all heâs doing is staring at you. The bells around you seem to get louder, Mariah Careyâs iconic Christmas song setting the stage.
âAhh yeah. Next time! Maybe we could-uhh even come together. If you want to that is.â You smile shyly, pulling your sleeves down over your hands anxiously. You hope he can understand the implication behind your words, and as he steps towards you the bells seem to grow even louder. Someone shoves you from behind and you stumble, body alight with nerves when Jimin catches you. Youâre practically shaking, in nerves or excitement you canât discern. The only thing you can focus on is how pretty Jimin looks cast under red and white lights, his eyes filled with little twinkles. Your breath hitches at how close he is and you look down quickly when he gazes back at you so he canât read the pure adoration on your face.
Naturally to try and seem less awkward you rush out the first thought that comes to mind. âYour suit is orange?â He takes a step back and you wish to reverse time as the warmth of whiskey and cinnamon on his breath parts from you.
âAhh yeah, I lost a bet so I had to wear a Santa Suit and Hobi didnât have enough for us all. I was in such a hurry I didnât even bother looking at it before renting it. Itâs my own fault for being swindled. I shouldâve known better than to rent from a halloween shop that was suspiciously still open in December. Can you believe all the other stores were sold out?â Jimin scoffs and despite being interested in his story you can only focus on the way his lips move and pout with each word. Theyâre a rosy pink, slightly shiny in the dim lighting like he had just put on chapstick or licked his lips. The only thing that draws you out of your stupor is a petite girl throwing her arm around Jiminâs waist.
âBaby!â She exclaims and your eyes widen as Jimin grins down at her, wrapping his hands happily around her own waist and dragging him tightly into her. His smile is the largest youâve ever seen on him, cheeks particularly squished in utmost happiness and his expression being what you could only describe as love. You can feel your heart breaking already. âHi Iâm Jisoo!â You think youâre going to be sick to your stomach, not just because Jimin is in love with someone else but because the girl youâre supposed to hate is so nice. She smiles at you warmly like you werenât just staring at her boyfriendâs lips and wondering what theyâd taste like.
âHi, itâs nice to meet you.â
âIsnât my soulmate so cute?â Jimin asks you, his eyes sparkling like diamonds as he squishes her cheek between two fingers. Your breath starts to quicken and you smile widely to hide the way your eyes begin to fill with tears.
âYou both are adorable together.â You manage to get out, impressed with how natural it sounds despite how tense you feel. The bells in your head are just mocking you now as you make up an excuse to leave, the two of them so wrapped up in each other they donât pay mind to your absence. Clearing your throat you head to the bathroom to try and get some privacy for your inevitable break down only to run into Mina and some guy in a Santa suit stumbling out.
âY/n!â Mina cheers, too intoxicated to notice the way small tears begin to fall down your face. The hallway is rather dark and yet you can still make out the guy next to her with a curved nose and reddened ears. He looks a little embarrassed to be caught after an obvious rendezvous in a bathroom at a party and yet his hands still wind around Minaâs waist comfortably when she pulls away from you. âMy soulmateâs an elf!â She cackles and you welcome the distraction her words bring.
âWhat?â You ask confused. The guy beside her is wearing a Santa costume, youâre sure of it.
âHoseok is a mall elf! You know the guy with the hot legs? Itâs him, my soulmate!â She squeals excitedly, grabbing him by the arm and smiling up at him blissfully.
âHow are you sure?â You donât mean to sound so bitter, but Mina never mentioned hearing bells at the mall nor did she mention hearing bells when you caught her earlier. If anything this could just be her wishful thinking like her suggestion of Jimin being your soulmate.
âYou just kinda know! Like at the mall when we passed I wrote it off as shop bells. Then when I got here and we bumped into each other I just knew it was actually him. And when we touched it was like I was struck by lightning.â Your face must show incredulity because she just smiles at you.
âI know, I know. It sounds super cliche but itâs true. Though now that weâve touched a lot more itâs wearing down.â She giggles, winking at him and reveling in the way the blush burns brighter. He sticks his hand out to you after squeezing her waist and you stare at it for a moment before reaching out to shake it.
âHi, Iâm Hoseok. You can call me Hobi though.â His smile takes the form of a heart as he grins at you and Mina practically squeals.
âItâs nice to meet you. Iâd love to talk later but I have to use the bathroom.â You nod behind them and Hoseok seems to realize heâs standing in the doorway and moves aside bashfully.
âSo sorry! Didnât realize I was still standing there.â You just give him a tight-lipped smile and nod, moving past them quickly. Your silence seems to be what draws Minaâs concern, a tentative hand coming to grab your forearm lightly.
âY/n-â She starts but you gently brush her off.
âIâm fine. Really donât worry about me.â You say softly before locking the door and sliding down it. Itâs in the comfort of the quiet bathroom that you allow the tears to freely fall and mourn the soulmate you didnât have.
22 hours, 45 minutes, 35 seconds until Christmas
You finally find Songi, a random cat cuddled up in her arms as sheâs squished into a small chair nestled by the kitchen. Sheâs a little hazy in your mind, it feels a bit like youâre looking at her underwater, and you smile at her lazily before plopping down into her lap. âBe careful!â She scolds, holding the cat up higher so itâs curled into her chest instead. You just blink slowly at her in response and she sighs. âHow much did you drink tonight?â
âAfter I cried for like thirty minutes I stole a bottle of peppermint schnapps and drank the whole thing.â You sigh, resting your head against her own.
âWhyâd you cry? I wish you wouldâve told me you were upset, I wouldâve suggested we leave right away.â
âPark Jimin already has a soulmateâŚitâs not me. I know chances were already slim because heâs Park Jimin and well, Iâm me but I just thought maybe this would be it. I finally would have someone to share everything with and I wouldnât.. be so lonely.â You murmur out the last part, your drunken state revealing the thoughts that consumed you upon meeting Jisoo. No matter how much you mentally prepared yourself for the possibility of Jimin being a fluke, you werenât ready for just how brutal the disappointment was.
âHey, thereâs nothing wrong with being you. Besides Iâd never let Park Jimin sit on my lap and yet here you are, perched upon a throne.â You canât help the small giggle you let out. Songi always knows what to say to cheer you up.
âYouâre so weird you know that? Youâre the only person I know who refers to thighs as a throne.â
âDonât judge me and my preferences. You drool over hands and I drool over thighs, itâs perfectly normal. Anyways, I know you mean romantically but Iâll always be here if you want someone to cry with or to yell at fictional characters about their stupidity with you. Youâre my best friend.â Despite her hatred of hugs and physical contact Songi retracts her arms from the cat to put them around you instead, gently giving you a squeeze. Itâs a little awkward because sheâs terrible at hugs but you appreciate it nonetheless.
âHow about we get out of here okay?â She suggests and you nod, wincing as your head starts to pound. The alcohol must be catching up to you. The pounding is then followed by ringing, and you hold your head in your hands as church bells ring in your ears. The world is truly out to make a mockery of your life.
âYou okay? Here sit down a minute.â Songi ushers you into the chair as she hovers above you, rushing off to get some water for you.
âTaehyung really shouldnât have been in charge of the playlist.â Someone from beside you sighs but you canât look up at them for the sake of your pounding headache. âI think Iâm going to have bells ringing in my head for days.â They sigh before they seem to notice you. âHey you okay?â They ask, a hand placed on your shoulder in concern but the electricity that runs down your spine makes you gasp. Your skin prickles in goosebumps but Songi is just near enough that she takes your gasp as extreme pain instead of astonishment.
âIâm sorry I took so long!â She says, throwing your arm around her shoulders haphazardly before hauling you up and against her.
âHey wait-â The voice from beside you starts, but Songi brushes them off.
âDonât worry Iâm not gonna steal your cat this time. But donât let him roam around with a bunch of drunk people. I almost saw him get stepped on five times by idiots.â For a brief second you manage enough strength to turn your head without wanting to throw up and blearily lock eyes with a pair of chocolate brown ones. Theyâre swimming with something you canât quite make out: pain, regret, longing. But then Songi calls your name and you turn away to make sure you donât smack into the front door. Itâs odd but you can feel a pit in your stomach the further you walk away and his eyes are imprinted on the back of your lids with every blink.
14 hours, 18 minutes, 22 seconds until Christmas
âWake up bitches!â Mina screams, banging on your and Songiâs doors and you groan. Rolling over, you throw the pillow over your head and try to fall back asleep to avoid the way your head pounds. Mina throws your door open and you wince when it smacks against the wall next to it. âYou canât evade me.â She says, reaching for your comforter and trying to throw it off. However, you predicted this to happen when you flipped over and cling tightly to the fluffy bedding, expertly disrupting her evil plan. Mina huffs in annoyance and you hide your grin in your sheets before releasing a puff of air when she jumps on top of you. âWake! Up!â She yells, jumping on top of you like youâre some human trampoline.
âYouâre the worst kind of person.â You grumble, rolling over to come face to face with her smile.
âThanks! Now I want to eat cookies for breakfast and I refuse to eat them alone like itâs a shameful activity.â True in her shameless fashion sheâs only wearing a baggy t-shirt, her neck exposed and colored various shades of purple and red. Though your night was unexplainably horrible youâre glad at least someone had a good time.
âI want Songiâs cookies. Hers always look pretty.â
âYou mean you donât want to try my cinnamon bourbon toffee snickerdoodles? I saw it on tiktok and they took me two hours! I nearly set the oven on fire!â You wrinkle your nose at the memory of two days ago, and coming home from finishing up one of your last papers to her covered in flour and the counters doused in eggs. Itâs like she somehow got in a food fight with herself.
âAnd thatâs precisely why they shouldnât exist in the first place. You didnât even know how to turn on the oven.â Songi murmurs, leant against your doorway.
âYouâre all ungrateful, uncultured swines.â She huffs, though she still proceeds to make you all hot chocolates when you emerge from your room. The three of your are sat at the kitchen counter, plates full of cookies and Songiâs momâs homemade fudge. If anything can cure a hangover itâs gorging yourself on unhealthy food.
âDid I ever tell you one kid in high school called me an uncultured swine because I didnât know the rat from the ninja turtles?â Songi says, munching on her own frosted sugar cookie. It was her first attempt at a 3D wreath but turned out to be more like a bush of frosting. For most itâd be deemed to sweet and disgusting to ingest but Songi happily licks away at the icing.
âWhat is the ratâs name?â Mina asks, and Songi just shrugs.
âI still donât know honestly.â
âWhy were you up so early anyways? Donât you normally sleep until noon?â You ask Mina, noticing the way she turns away from you almost shyly.
âHobi slept over and he had to go back to work early to return the Santa suits he stole before his boss found out.â The Santa suits spring a memory to mind and you suddenly recall seeing more than just one. Though Jimin did mention there being others, you only saw Hobi and Jin wearing them.
âWhy were so many people wearing Santa suits anyways? I thought Jin wanted to be the only one.â
âThe only slutty one, so naturally he was wearing the top of the suit like a robe and cut the pants into thot shorts. Hobi was understandably pissed about that one since they were only borrowing the suits after all. But it was some bet, he told me about it last night but I was too drunk to remember.â Looking into your drink the swirling chocolate then reminds you of eyes and the tingling feeling down your back when a warm palm rested on your shoulder.
âHoly shit!â You exclaim, suddenly standing up and running to your room. Mina and Songi are hot on your heels, watching curiously as you bounce around on one foot while struggling to pull your jeans over your thighs and hips.
âWhere are you going?â Songi asks and you widen your eyes at the realization that sheâs the only one who wouldâve seen their face.
âSongi who did you see before you took me home? Who had their hand on my shoulder?â You ask, running up to grab her by the upper arms and shake her almost desperately. âSongi I need to know who it was.â
âWhatâs this all about? Did they steal from you or something?â Mina asks and you throw your head back in a frustrated groan.
âNo theyâre my soulmate!â
âBabe-â Mina starts and your glare at the pity in her expression.
âIâm being serious. I felt the sparks or whatever and I can see his eyes when we walked away. I just canât remember anything else. Songi you have to remember who they were.â You plead to the both of them and they look back at you rather sadly.
âIâm sorry but Iâve never seen them before. I think they were wearing a Santa costume but I donât remember much else about them.â She says and you canât help but deflate. You actually found your soulmate and got so drunk you canât remember anything about them. Great.
âAre you sure theyâre your soulmate anyways. I passed by you later that night and you seemed pretty wasted but maybe after Jimin you just thought-â
âNo I didnât make up a soulmate just because I was depressed that Jimin wasnât mine. You know how you just knew with Hoseok? Well I just know with him. How many people were wearing Santa costumes?â
âSix.â Mina says but Songi disagrees and says thereâs seven.
âA guy came in later with another suit. Thatâs how I found the cat, it was just following him around and I heard the little bell on the collar.â
âYou-you heard a cat bell at a party filled with drunk people screaming?â Mina asks, her face twisted up in confusion. You have to admit that does seem like itâs rather unlikely that someone would be able to discern such a quiet sound with so much commotion.
âI have exceptional hearing, of course I heard it. Besides this isnât some fanfic where we all find our soulmates in the same place. The guy did have a pretty face though, I wouldnât mind looking at it upon closer inspection.â Songi shrugs, staring off dreamily like the cat guy is standing right in front of her.
âDo you think Hobi can give me the name of the guys he leant the suits to?â You ask and Mina sighs.
âJust donât get your hopes up too much okay? Songi only thinks he was wearing a Santa costume. I just donât want to see you heartbroken again.â She pats your head softly, almost motherly, and you give her your best smile.
13 hours, 45 minutes, 36 seconds until Christmas
The name Min Yoongi swirls around your brain as you stand outside of Bored and Brewed. Itâs tucked between a music supply store and a flower shop, leafy plants hanging above the entrance and the large front windows blocked in by thin rectangular frames. You can see warm lights strewn across the cafe from outside, casting it in a golden hue as soft pink chairs and petal green couches decorate the inside. The bell above you jingles and you tersely smile, flashbacks of your embarrassment from misinterpreting a common sound during the holiday season returning. Hoseok gave no description of what Min Yoongi would look like, only stating that heâs a frequenter of this specific cafe given itâs proximity to your universityâs music school buildings. Though Jimin mentioned all his friends were leaving today, youâre still hopeful that your soulmate will stick around long enough for you to find them. This is a matter of fate after all, the universe wouldnât allow you to meet them before Christmas only to end up spending the day alone right? No matter how cruel the world normally seems you refuse to believe it would do this to you.
Upon entry the guy behind the counter smiles at you, then goes back to busying himself on the phone while you look at the menu. Youâre not one for liking strong coffee, so your eyes naturally linger towards the sweeter drinks that are on the special menu. The bell to the shop rings again but you donât pay it any mind, too fixated on trying to figure out what you want.
âI wouldnât get the peppermint drink if I were you. They load it with sugar and whipped cream so it doesnât taste like anything.â A voice from behind you says and you nod along. âIâd get the sugar cookie one, itâs not super sweet but also has a nice flavor. Itâs the only thing I get thatâs not actual coffee.â He hums and you decide to go ahead and order that before you make the guy behind you wait any longer.
âMake that two. Iâm feeling particularly generous today.â He hands over some cash before you can say anything and you whip around to face him. Wavy black hair covers his brows, most of it tucked inside a gray beanie. A baggy hoodie and black skinny jeans adorn the rest of his figure and he gives you a tight lipped smile with the edges quirked upwards.
âThank you. You really didnât have to.â You say, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. You follow him to the pick up area for your drinks, tucking your hands into your pockets to try and hide your nervous fiddling.
âI try to do a good deed every day so today thatâs you it seems.â His voice is low and soft, a quiet rumbling in the wind.
âWell I appreciate it.â You say and silence falls between the two of you. Your mind is searching for something to say to fill the silence but the barista comes by with your two drinks. Youâre about to just leave the conversation at the polite end but the baristaâs words catches your attention.
âFeel free to buy me a drink sometime Yoongi.â He laughs.
âYoongi?â You ask and the boy with the beanie turns back to you.
âYeah?â
âAs in Min Yoongi. Hobiâs friend?â You press further and the boyâs confusion turns to skepticism.
âWhy do you ask?â
âWell you see I met my soulmate last night at the party but I donât remember who they were, just that they were wearing a Santa costume.â You murmur, following behind when Yoongi makes a move to leave the shop.
âIâm sorry but I donât believe in soulmates. I think you should have a say in whoâs right for you.â Despite the coldness of his words, his tone is still soft- sympathetic almost.
âYoongi wait!â You exclaim, grabbing onto his wrist with your own hand. The bell above the store chimes above you and for a second you allow yourself to believe youâre the one to change how Yoongi feels about soulmates. And yet you feel no goosebumps when your skin touches his, only the slightly dry texture of his palm when he gently takes your hand off him. âThe-the bells. I canât lose my soulmate again, please.â The end comes off as a whisper and Yoongi must take pity on you because he gives you a gentle smile.
âThe bells were from above the door. But I can give you the name of another Santa, his name is Jin. Heâs the one who hosted the party. He works at the restaurant I play piano for, he should be there picking up his check because the manager is old fashioned. If you hurry you can probably catch him. Two blocks down, itâs the fancy place with the stupid golden archway like a high end McDonalds.â He pats your upper arm twice before walking away. Though you miss the way he turns to watch you run around the small corner mumbling a small good luck at your parting figure.
13 hours, 30 minutes, 23 seconds until Christmas
Yoongi wasnât lying when he said the place did have a strange high-end McDonalds feel. The golden arches are spotless, reflecting the red and green lights scattered in some windows of the buildings across the street. The doors are large french ones with gold painted around the trim and a guy in a butlerâs outfit opens them for you. You thank him before heading inside, observing the grandiose chandeliers and poinsettias decorating the host stand. A girl with long blonde hair smiles at you before asking if you need a table.
âActually I was looking for Jin? He has blonde hair and really wide shoulders.â Itâs the only information Yoongi offered but the girl in front of you nods in understanding and you canât help the sigh of relief you let out.
âHe just came in to get something so Iâll find him and let him know youâre waiting for him. Can I get your name?â
âUmm just tell him Hobiâs friend is waiting.â You say nervously, pulling at the strings of your sweater to busy yourself. She just nods before walking away and you stuff three of the free mints in your mouth to try and ease yourself. That is before you realize theyâre peppermint flavored and instantly start gagging as the taste of last nightâs peppermint liquor surfaces. With your hand over your mouth to stop yourself from gagging, Jin walks into the lobby and spots you. His eyes widen in recognition, sparkling as he gets nearer. And as he draws closer a distant tinkling sounds rings out and your eyes water with tears. Is your soulmate perhaps the sluttiest Santa of them all?
âIâd remember you from anywhere. You stole my entire bottle of Peppermint Schnapps out of my secret liquor cabinet. Iâm surprised you could reach it to be honest, I have to climb on the counter to grab it myself so you mustâve done some serious spider man shit.â He smiles and you wish the ground would swallow you whole. You have no recollection of doing that. What had Mina put in your first drink?
âAhh yes. I was hoping I could speak to you privately.â Your eyes dart to the blonde hostess, perched on the host stand and conveniently leaning toward the two of you to hear closer.
âI was going to steal some food from the back before I left. You want anything?â He asks, walking towards the kitchen with you following him like some lovesick puppy. At this point you refuse to let your soulmate be taken from you any longer.
âWhat do you have?â
âAnything you could ever want. Iâm heading home after this so I need some snacks for the drive.â He picks up a baguette and fruit, before opening the freezer and pulling out ready made desserts and quiches. âYou think the caviar is here yet?â He asks to himself before rifling through some more shelves and letting out a loud âaha!â
âYou hold this.â He says, giving you the expensive caviar and gesturing for you to hide it under your shirt.
âYou want me to smuggle it out?â You exclaim and Jin quickly shushes you.
âItâs not smuggling, itâs borrowing. If thereâs any left Iâll return it.â He says, pushing you away from the kitchen and walking normally like he doesnât have a baguette and many other foods in his arms.
âIsnât that a health violation?â You ask and Jin rolls his eyes.
âWhat are you? The health inspector? Besides you werenât worried about health violations last night.â He says, leading you towards the front. The tinkling sound is particularly loud here and you finally gather the courage to question him about your real intentions.
âSpeaking of last night, I donât actually remember much. But I do know I found my soulmate.â You start, looking towards him and Jin hums in acknowledgement. âAnd he was wearing a Santa suitâŚso as you know, you were also wearing one. So I was thinking-â
âIâm your soulmate?â Jin says and you nearly drop the bowl of caviar thatâs tucked underneath your shirt.
âYou are? Honestly thatâs such a relief because Iâve been stressing myself out about trying to find them before it was actually Christmas so I donât have to spend another alone. You said you were having to go to your familyâs right? Would I be able to come with? I know weâve only just met but I canât imagine having to be alone again and-â Seokjin has tucked the baguette under his arm, a finger pressed delicately to your lips.
âThis is very flattering, truly the sweetest soulmate confession Iâve received thus far. But I have to stop you because Iâm not your soulmate. You think youâre hearing bells right? The bus boys are polishing all the glasses and they always knock them into each other.â When he sees your eyes water again he gently wipes the falling tears. âI know youâre looking to find them and I want to help you. You said it was a Santa right? Lucky for you all my friendâs wore the costume because of Taehyungâs punishment. They were betting the length of time it would take Taehyung to smuggle a cat out of the shelter he works at. If you ask me I think it was rigged since Taehyung was the determinator of the bet length but my friends are stupid at best so they overlooked that. I was going to be slutty Santa anyways so I didnât really care what they did. The only surprise was Taehyung being a freak and wearing a suit as well. Can you believe it was just because he wanted to be festive and not to get someone to sit in his lap?â
You can only sniffle and nod, internally questioning if trying to find your soulmate today was really a good idea. Mina did warn you about the potential heartbreak but you had been stubborn and unwilling to listen. The universe has had it out for you thus far, so why would it suddenly take pity on you and make things easy? âHey, hey donât give up. Iâll send you the shelter address and you can stop by when youâre ready. He should be there all day, his family is coming up here tomorrow so he has nothing better to do.â Jin says.
âYou donât think this is stupid? That Iâm searching for something that clearly wasnât meant to happen?â
âI donât think any matter of the heart is something to criticize. If you really wanna find your soulmate you will, I believe in you. And Hobi mustâve believed in you too if he gave you our government names and locations. He wouldnât give them out to strangers he didnât trust. Or at least I hope he doesnât, Iâm much too beautiful to be held hostage.â
âThanks Jin. That was oddly encouraging.â
âThereâs nothing that a pretty face canât fix. Now if youâll excuse me, I must coast to the gas station and stand there until someone offers to pay for me. The sugar daddies are normally out right about now so thatâs my queue. And when you find your soulmate, tell him he and his garbage truck stomach owe me groceries.â
âYou know who it is?â You ask and Jin only shrugs.
âMaybe, maybe not. Iâll see you at the next party y/n.â He winks.
12 hours, 28 minutes, 12 seconds until Christmas
âDid you find them?â Songi asks excitedly when you enter the apartment and you shake your head in reply. Youâre not exactly completely discouraged but you feel nowhere near as excited and prepared as you were earlier. âIâm sorry. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?â She asks, tentatively sitting on the couch beside you.
âCan we just watch a fun movie or something? i donât really want to think at the moment.â
âHow about a drama instead? Someone I know really loves Goblin.â She sings, already reaching for the remote.
âGoblin would be nice. Itâs been a while since Iâve watched it.â You hum, snuggling under a fluffy blanket thrown across the back of the couch and curling up next to Songi.
âYou want some popcorn? I can make hot chocolate or something if you want.â She offers but you shake your head and lean your head on her shoulder.
âI just want to mindlessly watch some dramas and pretend Iâm the main characters.â You say and she merely nods before turning Goblin on.
âWe can do that.â You both settle in comfortably, your body easing as the stress and emotional toll begin to weigh on you. Maybe what you needed was to just relax before putting yourself back out there. Besides Taehyung was supposed to be at the shelter all day, you had plenty of time. And even if you missed Taehyung, even if you didnât find your soulmate by Christmas, you wouldnât truly be alone. You had Songi right here with you, someone who had already offered to bring you with her when she saw her family tomorrow. It was with this warming realization that you finally allowed yourself to stop thinking, and close your eyes to get a peaceful sleep.
8 hours, 32 minutes, 56 seconds until Christmas
âYou two took a nap and I wasnât invited? You know napping is my favorite part of the day.â Mina whines, setting bags down onto the kitchen counter before squeezing between you and Songi on the couch. âOo I love this scene! Though I have to say Nam Joo Hyukâs swim scenes in weightlifting fairy were the best part of any drama Iâve seen thus far. When I tell you I almost drooled.â She sighs, batting away the pillow that Songi attempts to hit her with.
âHow dare you talk about my man like that.â Songi huffs dramatically before pouting. âBesides heâs best as Nam Do San. If I could marry any character itâd be him.â
âHeâs cute but I wouldnât want him.â You say.
âYes, yes. We all know you like your men older.â Mina cackles, wiggling her eyebrows at you suggestively.
âHey they donât have to be! I just- I donât know, I want someone who could take care of me.â
âIn all ways.â Mina giggles, her voice choked when you smack her dead in the face with the pillow beside you.
âNone of that in my christian household!â You giggle to which she gasps, accosted.
âThen tell Songi to stop her weird thigh club thing!â
âI am part of the weightlifting club itâs not my fault we focus on squats!â Songi says, her voice rising significantly higher as she attempts to defend herself.
âLook me in the eyes and tell me you didnât join because you heard Wonho was the president.â Mina challenges, giggling when Songiâs cheeks bloom pretty roses.
âSh-shut up. If you can have your hoe hours so can I. Besides Wonhoâs my friend now, so I donât admire them as much anymore.â
âYouâre right, you admire them respectfully.â You add, laughing harder when Songi flips you off in retaliation.
âI hate you all. I need someone who will truly love me and be on my side.â She whines, standing up and moving to put on her shoes by the front door.
âWhere are you going now?â Mina asks.
âTo get a cat!â Songi exclaims, grabbing her bag off the rack by the door and storming out. You know sheâs not really mad, but you also know thereâs a one-hundred percent chance sheâs coming back with a cat despite your lease directly stating it doesnât allow animals.
You settle back onto the couch before your eyes widen and you jump up to put on your own shoes. âAnd where are you going?â
âI need to go to the shelter to see Taehyung and Songiâs the only one with a car!â You shout, running out the door and after her. You sprint down the stairs, itâs the most exercise you think youâve gotten this year, and make it into the parking garage just as Songi unlocks her car. âSongi wait! Let me come with.â You yell, crossing over to her and throwing the passenger door open before she can say no.
âIf youâre also getting a cat I get first dibs. It was my idea after all.â She says, waiting patiently for you to buckle up before pulling out. âHey can you find directions for the nearest shelter? I know thereâs one on third but I have no idea where third is.â
âYeah I have the address for one.â You say, pulling up the place Jin sent you.
8 hours, 16 minutes, 24 seconds
The shelter itself is pretty small, but thereâs a large fenced-in play area in the back. Itâs filled with new toys and the sight makes you smile, especially at the few puppies that topple over each other when they trip while chasing one another. Your eyes linger on them a little longer and your heart pangs a little as you miss your dog from back home. You were supposed to see your family this winter season but all the flights in your home city were too expensive so youâll have to see them after New Years instead. While youâll get to see your family in a little over a week, you still miss them greatly especially when everyone is talking about going home to their own families.
âDo you want a dog instead?â Songi asks and you shake your head.
âNo I donât think Iâm getting any pets. I have a umm friend who works here though.â You say, tucking your arm around hers and dragging her inside.
âDo you think theyâll give me a discount?â She asks, squeezing your arm when you tense at the little bell ringing above the door. At this point you hate bells and anything that has to deal with them.
âMaybe.â
âIâll give you them free if you get two.â A smooth voice says, a boy with a black mullet and sharp eyebrows stepping in from the back. He smiles widely at you, rosy lips drawing into an almost blinding smile.
âTwo might be a bit much for us.â You laugh stiffly. âI think weâre fine with just one.â
âCat or dog?â He asks.
âCat. Do you have any old cats? Iâd like to give an elder guy a happy home.â Songi smiles and the beautiful manâs brows pinch.
âTaehyung is more familiar with the cats, Iâll go get him so he can show you around.â
âSweet, thanks.â She says with a nod, tapping her feet to an imaginary beat. âDo you think Iâll find one that likes me? What if they all hate me?â Songi asks you, worry painted in her features.
âIâm sure theyâll all adore you. Youâre difficult to not love.â You tell her, her shoulders sagging in relief.
âI just want to give them all the love in the world.â She says. âOh do you think they sell collars? Somethingâs jingling.â She comments and before you can say anything the boy you first ran into last night appears. His boxy smile graces his features, dark eyes and long lashes fluttering as his gaze fixates on Songi.
âYouâre the one looking for a cat?â He asks, his baritone voice causing a blush to rise to her skin. In fact, his voice when paired with his features seems to have glitched her brain out because sheâs not moving at all. Her mouth is agape, her eyes wide as she takes in Taehyung. Several seconds have passed and she has yet to even so much as breathe. You nudge her shoulder and she seems to reboot, giving him a sheepish smile.
âYeah.â She says breathily.
âJaebum told me you wanted one of the older ones. Iâll show you the ones whoâve been here the longest too.â He says, urging you to follow him through the door on the left. âThe first section is where we keep the older ones, hoping theyâll catch someoneâs eye before they see the kittens.â He explains, gesturing to a large enclosure filled with cat beds and towers.
âCan we go inside?â Songi asks and Taehyung nods, opening the gate and allowing you both to enter before a cat can escape. Songi instantly takes a liking to a white fluffy one thatâs sprawled on a blue bed in the corner. Itâs ears twitch with each step she makes and she pauses when sheâs an arms reach away.
âHello.â She begins introducing herself to the cat and your eyes flicker to Taehyung who gazes at her almost fondly. Your stomach sinks because itâs clear youâre much more aware that Taehyung doesnât have a belled collar in his pocket than Songi. Seeing her so clueless to her inevitable soulmate standing so close by allows you to give yourself forgiveness for being so clueless yesterday. Â
âThat oneâs named Gucci. Named him myself because heâs a rare breed.â
âDoes that mean heâs going to be expensive too?â She jokes.
âProbably, heâs an old guy after all. Sometimes they develop health complications. This boy right here is thirteen and has been here for about two years I think?â Taehyung supplies and Songi immediately frowns.
âMy poor baby.â She coos, gently reaching forward to scratch behind his ear and then further under his chin. âYou wanna come live at my house? Iâll sneak you all the chicken you want.â
The cat just blinks at her, rather slowly, before sniffing her palm. Songi immediately takes this as a yes and tells Taehyung that sheâll take him. âA good choice if I must say so myself. You two look cute together.â Taehyung smiles before his eyes widen until theyâre nearly entirely round like he didnât realize what he was saying until it was already out of his mouth. He doesnât retract them or try and make them less flirtatious however. He merely just walks away with a slight blush decorating the apples of his cheeks while mumbling about leaving to get paper work and a soft crate.
âYou like him right?â Songi asks and you just shrug despite the large smile pulling at your face.
âTaehyung? He seems really sweet.â You giggle to which she shushes you vehemently.
âHe might hear you! Besides heâs way out of my league, thereâs no way heâd like me back. Plus I already have a man in my life and heâs right here.â She tugs Gucci into her lap, pressing a small kiss to his nose.
âI will not let you turn into a cat lady. Youâre already a hermit at twenty.â
âBut people make me nervous.â She whines. Taehyung enters again before you can comment any further, the soft crate draped over his shoulder with a fluffy blanket tucked inside.
âIâll come in with you and when youâre done signing, Iâll put him in the crate. Sometimes they put up a fight when you try and get them in there and I donât want him scratching you.â Taehyung tells Songi and she just nods along. You can tell sheâs stalling because the two pages takes her about five minutes, as she pretends to care about having neat handwriting. Youâre pretty sure sheâs working up the nerve to say something to Taehyung so you decide to do it for her.
âTaehyung do you have a collar on you? I think Gucci would look really cute with one with like a bowtie bell.â You ask and his mouth parts slightly open, brows pulled together in confusion. It gives off a similar vibe to when your puppy cocks his head to the side when it canât figure out what youâre saying.
âWe donât have any collars here. We donât want the animals to get caught on anything and owners usually like to pick out their own.â
âYou mean you donât have one in your pocket?â Songi asks, equally as confused. You love her but for being so academically smart she can be so slow.
âNo.â Taehyung says before turning to her with startled eyes. âYou can hear bells?â
âYeah. Should I not be able to?â
âI can hear them too!â He yells, startling half the cats but he pays them no mind as he pulls her into a tight embrace. âIâm so happy, you donât know how long Iâve been waiting for youâŚmy soulmate.â He says it dreamily even though Songi is right in front of him and although your chances of finding your own is dwindling significantly you canât help but be happy for your friend. Sheâs lit up under Taehyungâs attention, smiling so wide you think your own cheeks are starting to hurt. âAnd you my little man,â Taehyung says, squishing Gucciâs head between his large hands. âIâm going to be your dad!â
7 hours, 45 minutes, 31 seconds until Christmas
After finally convincing Taehyung to let Songi go, only under the terms that youâll meet him at a nearby diner to get food, you wind up back in your apartment. Mina is gone, probably either on her way home or out with Hoseok so itâs quiet when Songi enters with Gucci. Itâs probably a good thing as Taehyung warned you both that moving was quite stressful for a cat and heâd want a quiet room to hang out by himself until he felt comfortable. Gingerly taking him to her room, Songi sets up his things before opening Gucciâs crate and quietly closing the door. âI hope he doesnât pee on my stuff.â She comments suddenly.
âI doubt it. He probably wonât even leave the crate for a few hours.â
âYou think heâll like it here?â Songi asks, following you out of the apartment and back down to her car. Taehyung wanted to go to somewhere near his work since he biked there this morning and Songi was happy to oblige even if she normally hates driving at night.
âI think so, I know youâll shower him with as much love as you can. Heâd have no reason not to like it.â
âTaehyung?â She asks, laughing to herself for parroting you from earlier. âI know, you meant the cat. But on a serious note, the cat will like me better than him right? Itâd be so depressing for my cat to like my boyfriend more than me.â
âMmm that one is hard. Your boyfriend is scarily beautiful.â
âHey! Youâre supposed to be on my side.â Songi whines.
âI am, Iâm just speaking facts. It doesnât mean youâre not beautiful too.â Your phone buzzes and itâs a text from Mina asking what your plans are for tonight. You guess Mina didnât go home after all.
âIs it okay if Mina comes along? Hobiâs probably with her too.â You ask, already typing out a reply because you know Songi will agree.
âThatâs fine. But hey, can you give me directions again? I really donât know where Iâm supposed to be going.â
4 hours, 47 minutes, 27 seconds until Christmas
Songi is sidled up beside Taehyung, his arm resting on her leg while Hobi has his arm wrapped around Minaâs shoulders. Youâre all crammed inside a small circular booth, mountains of food spread around the table as you joke around about nothing in particular. You had forgotten Taehyung and Hobi were close friends, having met so many of said friends that it feels like everyone is just a friend of a friend. And yet despite being the only one without a significant other, you donât feel left out or lonely. In fact, youâre the happiest youâve been these past two days as you listen to Taehyung ramble on about the time he had to streak across campus.
âShould I be horrified that the campus security guards know what my boyfriendâs dick looks like before I do?â Songi laughs.
âHey they only got a preview, you get the full movie.â She giggles to which you all collectively groan.
âGross!â Songi says, making Taehyung beside her pout.
âI donât know why I thought finding Hobi would make you any less shameless.â You chuckle.
âHey you all love me like this. Take it or leave it as they say.â Mina says, dipping a fry in ranch before popping it into her mouth. âYou sure you can handle all this Hobi?â She asks to which he only winks. Lord help you, thereâs two of them.
âI think our best moment was when we convinced Namjoon to sneak into the science labs and set all the testing rats free. Imagine this like six foot tall man screaming as a bunch of little white rats chase after him.â Taehyung giggles.
âWhat he didnât know was that Jungkook had stuffed cheese into the pockets of his cargo pants so the rats were trying to get a midnight snack.â Hobi snickers.
âWhereâd they all go?â Songi asks.
âThey just kinda scattered around campus. Iâm sure half of them live near the dining halls now.â Hobi says.
âDo you think they formed packs? Or are they like Remy from Ratatouille and are going to take over as chefs. The dining halls could really use an upgrade. Remember when we used to trek across campus just to get a decent dinner?â Taehyung asks.
âIâm not sure. Why donât you two go and ask them?â Mina snickers.
âJungkook.â They both say suddenly like thatâs a reasonable and valid answer.
âJungkook.â You repeat, the words somewhat familiar on your tongue. Why did you know that name? Pulling out your phone you look back to the list of names Hoseok had given you of those who wore Santa costumes and gasp. âJungkook!â
âYes that is his name.â Taehyung adds dryly.
âJungkook was wearing a Santa suit! At the party. Heâs one of the two left. Do you know where I can find him?â You ask and Hobi shrugs.
âHeâs probably gone home by this hour. He was whining so much about missing his mom that Iâm sure he left earlier this morning to go see her sooner.â You visibly deflate and Taehyung decides to offer up additional advice.
âJungkook and Namjoon live together. Thatâs two of your list right? Iâll send you the address and you can see if anyone is home.â
âDonât you think thatâs a violation of privacy?â Hobi whispers.
âNah itâs fine. A bunch of porn sights probably track their location with all the viruses Namjoon downloads anyways.â Taehyung says this so casually that you wonder if a big part of Namjoonâs personality is liking erotic videos. You really hope not, soulmate or not. You have a threshold for that type of conversation and Mina is relatively mild but even she regularly meets said threshold.
âAnyways, theyâre not that far from here if you want me to walk you there. I live nearby anyways.â Taehyung offers.
âIf youâre sure.â
âNo problem.â
4 hours, 15 minutes, 53 seconds until Christmas
The apartment building is small, the colors muted brown and had Taehyung not pointed it out to you, you wouldâve missed it entirely. The only source of light is small patio lights strewn between the buildings, the likes of which are only a few stories tall. Taehyung tells you the apartment number before riding off, leaving you to your own devices. Except, you realize too late that despite the buildings being rather old theyâve upgraded to modern systems. Which means you need a fob to get in. You could walk home and call it a night, but at this point youâre just annoyed and stubborn. So instead you meander through the convenience store for a half hour, pretending that you care about the difference between regular and kettle chips when you spot someone walking towards the gate. Abandoning the aisle, you hurry out of the store and cross the street.
âHey! I lost my fob could you let me in?â You ask, a pleasant smile on your face to try and sway the guy. You canât see his face well, itâs obscured by a black baseball cap but you can see the distrust in his eyes. âPlease?â You try again.
âI guess.â He mumbles, holding the door for you to slip inside. You have half a mind to warn him against doing such things in the case of strangers only to realize that you are the stranger in this situation.
âThanks!â You say, hurrying away before he can kick you out. The guy working the convenience store was definitely taking note of your blatant loitering and he didnât seem like the type to ignore it. It turns out the building coordination here is quite complex because while youâd think 101-106 would be on the right and 093-100 on the left, 093-100 is actually the next building over. Itâs like they put the apartment numbers in a random generator and just let that decide the order. Youâre making your fifth round of building B like a creep when you decide to just sit in the stairwell in shame. Itâs clear this apartment complex is your own personal form of hell for trying to best the soulmate system which so clearly doesnât want you to find your soulmate before the holidays. You already have your phone out to call Mina and express your woes when you hear the door below you attached to the stairwell open. Before you can scramble out of the way a pair of multicolored chunky sneakers stand on the step beneath your own.
âYou okay?â The stranger asks and you just nod. âAre you sure? You look a little lost.â
âMetaphorically and physically, yes I am very lost. I have somehow found my soulmate and forgot them within the same day, Iâve been running around the city chasing after fucking Santa like an insane person and I have no idea where the fuck apartment 387 is.â You sigh, glad to release at least some of your pent up frustration. The stranger takes a minute before holding out a hand for you to grab.
âLucky for you I happen to know where apartment 387 is.â His smile is indented by deep dimples, nicely framing thick lips.
âReally?â You ask, slipping your hand into his own and allowing him to drag you up.
âSure thing. If youâre this determined to meet your soulmate Iâm sure theyâre equally distraught at not finding you yet.â He offers thoughtfully and you just hum.
âI donât know, donât you think Iâd have run into them by now? Iâve been all around the city today.â
âTwo moving pieces are just as hard to connect as two not moving at all.â The stranger offers before stopping in front of door 387. Just as youâre about to thank him he unlocks it and looks back at you with a wide smile. âHow about you come in and have a drink? He should be home soon anyways. Probably equally as frustrated as yourself.â
âIf itâs not a botherâŚâ
âHey youâre my best friendâs soulmate, youâll never be a bother. Besides I try and do one good deed a day, so reuniting lost lovers can be that.â
âFunny, Yoongi said the same thing.â You muse to yourself.
âWho do you think taught him? Iâm Namjoon by the way.â You freeze, mind struggling to pair the apparent porn addict with the insightful, sophisticated man in front of you. He notices this pause and frowns. âWhat did one of my idiots for friends say?â
âUhhâŚmaybe just something about porn.â You mumble and Namjoon just takes a moment to deeply sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose between two fingers.
âYou should know theyâre the ones who asked me to download it.â He huffs. âChamomile or hot chocolate?â
âHot chocolate is just fine.â You say, taking a a moment to observe the apartment. Itâs decorated rather warmly, rich browns and black melding with soft orange. It feels a bit like youâre sitting at the edge of a bonfire, admiring the pretty glow it casts on everything. âYour decoration is really nice.â You say, taking note of the little wooden figures strewn across the living room. A small glass bunny makes you smile.
âThanks I decorated it myself. I double major in interior design and business.â
âYou think you could decorate my apartment? Itâs terribly bland because my roommates and I all have different taste in decorating.â
âSure thing, send me the dimensions and Iâll pick some stuff out. A lot of this is thrifted or from local vintage shops, so itâs not nearly as expensive as it seems.â
âSmart shopping, very sustainable.â
âWhat can I say? Iâm a glutton for shopping but a stickler for lessening environmental footprints.â Namjoon says and you laugh, hiding your smile behind the mug he hands you. He even went so far as to add whipped cream at the top with chocolate shavings.
âThank you. This is the best hot chocolate Iâve had so far.â
âCool! I got some imported Belgian chocolate and-â
âJoonie I canât do this anymore.â A third voice sounds before their body even enters the apartment, the front door thrown open carelessly as they flop themselves onto the couch. A jingle plays itself in your head, the bells have a rather bright sound. Namjoon urges you forward and you carry your mug with you just to keep your hands from shaking. âIâve gone all over the city for nothing and of course when I come home to wallow in pity the bells are mocking me. Theyâre getting louder with each passing second Namjoon!â They whine, voice slightly muffled by the pillow.
âWould you like a hot chocolate?â You ask and they sit up so quickly that you jump back, sloshing some of the hot liquid onto your wrist. âFuck! Thatâs so hot.â You whine, your supposed soulmate jumping over the back of the couch and holding your wrist gently in their hand.
âShit, Iâm so sorry.â They say, but you canât even feel the burn because your nerves are too focused on his touch. Goosebumps scatter across your skin, as he hurries you into the kitchen to run cold water over your wrist. His mouth is moving a mile a minute, murmuring apologies and yet you can only fixate on the mole on his lower lip and the way his dark hair hangs in his eyes, long lashes blinking away stray strands. His nose is strong, a pretty curve making it much too enticing for you to not kiss it at least once. He seems to notice youâre not paying attention because he finally turns to face you head on and itâs only then does he seem to recognize you.
Similarly to last time his eyes are wide, several emotions running through them that you attempt to read: confusion, surprise, relief. He almost sags against you, pulling you into him before you can even think of anything to say. With your nose tucked into his neck, you can feel his small tremors and attempt to suppress them by pulling him in tighter. âI-I didnât think-â
âI know.â You shush him softly, taking in how warm and solid he is, how real he feels beneath your palms. He smells like fresh linen, and when he finally pulls far away enough that you can look into his eyes you kiss the tip of his nose. His cheeks flush but the hands on your waist tighten. âIâve looked everywhere for you, you know?â
He scoffs. âI could say the same. Whyâd you disappear yesterday? I thought maybe you realized you didnât..want me.â
âThat could and would never be it.â You reassure him, running a hand through his hair to push it out of his face. âI hate for this to be our first meeting but I was super drunk when we met. I couldnât really think and my friend thought I was really sick so she took me home before I had the chance to say anything.â
âJin did say you drank an entire bottle of schnapps. Thanks for that by the way, now I owe him a new bottle.â
âHe knew?! Why didnât he save us the heartbreak and force us together?â You ask and he turns his head towards the small kitchen window.
Scratching the back of his neck, he mumbles, âthat mightâve been my fault. I was supposed to be hosting with Joon but decided I didnât want the mess. By then word already got out so someone had to host. You could say this was my punishment that you unfortunately had to suffer through as well.â
âNext time Iâm going to pour his schnapps down the drain instead. Better yet, weâll buy a bottle, drink it and replace it with thick water!â You huff and he smiles.
âI like the way you think. But what is thick water?â
âI heard itâs the consistency of snot. I guess drinkable jello would be the closest texture.â He scrunches his nose in distaste and you smile. Heâs so cute.
âI uhh-Iâm Jungkook by the way. I donât think I mentioned that.â
âY/n.â He stares at you for a moment before placing both hands on your cheeks and placing a tender kiss to your lips. Itâs soft and warm, very much like the man who stands in front of you.
âYouâre the best gift I couldâve ever asked for.â He says and despite the cheesy line the sincerity with which he speaks warms you. His hand falls to your own, only when he brushes against your wrist do you hiss and the moment is broken. âShit, I forgot. Donât worry baby, I took sports medicine in high school, Iâll fix it up real quick.â
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Jungkookâs arms wrap tightly around your frame, the both of you cuddled into the thickest blanket he could find as you gaze at the city around you. Your wrapped wrist sits carefully against your chest, a heart drawn over the fabric by Jungkook himself. The city lights are so pretty at night, the sky clear enough that if you strain your eyes you can even make out a few stars. The only stars youâre concerned about though are the ones in Jungkookâs eyes, glittering prettily as the sign from the convenience store across the street illuminates them. He takes a sip of Namjoonâs hot chocolate from a thermos before handing it to you, brushing your hair out of your face thatâs been displaced by the slight breeze. Despite the fact that youâre both shivering you donât think youâve been this warm in a while. Itâs part of the reason you insisted to stay out here just a little bit longer even though Jungkookâs warm bed is waiting for you downstairs. You just wanted to be in your own world a little longer, wanting to have an excuse to mold yourself as closely against Jungkook as humanly possible. Clicking his phone the time illuminates, 11:59, staring back at you before flicking to 12:00.
âMerry Christmas Jungkook.â You murmur pressing a chaste kiss to his lips as he smiles.
âMerry Christmas baby.â He says. Your eyes fall back onto his own and heâs looking at you as if youâre his whole world. You know your own mirror the same sentiment and you press closer to connect your lips to his own, writing your future along his tongue.
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Riverdale 3.02 Thoughts *Spoilers*
- poor Archie... BUT OMG FALICE YESSSS âThis feels right doesnât it?â Thatâs because it is right â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
- Bughead... is cuddling/probably had sex... in Diltonâs bunker? I donât like kink shaming but uhhhhh their kink is... đŹđŹđŹ
- YES MR. ANDREWS QUESTION EVERYTHING!!! Let Archie see his dad, his two friends have already abandoned him smh but if itâs been three weeks... Archie has been in isolation for three weeks? Bby đđđ
- Awww, V... and although Iâm still bitter about Betty being a total bitch and not apologizing to Veronica, Iâm glad theyâre friends again. Now we just need Jughead and Archie to do the same since itâs always just been the couples who hang out together. ALSO V has a dress code, and imagining Sweet Pea and Fangs in it makes me wanna cry mY SWEET PRECIOUS BABIES
- Jughead: âof course weâre calling it a speakeasyâ ummm tf you mean??? Thatâs because it IS a speakeasy? Jughead is your random hate (or secret love) for Veronica showing? I canât tell.
- JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN.
- 6-4-2 as the password for the speakeasy? I wonder if it means something. And if Stonewall was close enough... what is the actual password?
- REGGIE!!!! The speakeasy looks fucking amazing. Iâm speechless!!! Also Veronica and Reggie bitchessss yeahhhhh!!!! If she hired Sweet Pea and Fangs to serve drinks Iâll scream because I love them with my whole being and if they can finally have a job that gives them money, then itâs different than doing crimes and ultimately a better situation for them. Plus Iâve done this in my Sweet Pea story so itâs cool to see me doing something right lolol but ooh mocktails thatâs nice Iâm glad weâre not gonna delve more into an unrealistic Riverdale
- VERONICAâS FACE AT REGGIE WHEN HE SAYS âNOT YETâ IM
- AWWW JOSIE IS SO FUCKING CUTE (also Reggie we see that proud smile you cute fuck) SHEâS SO FUCKING HAPPY TO HAVE A PLACE TO FIND HERSELF AND HER SINGING. So hopefully we get apologies for what happened last season with the milkshake and horrible poster... STILL I canât wait to see this friendship grow because it BETTER if sheâs gonna be singing at La Bonne Nuit
- Kevin bby!!! âAs long as I can sing every now and thenâ I fucking love this so much? Itâs funny how this is muchhhhhhhh more exciting and entertaining than the stupid cult/farm story... probably because Betty isnât a part of it (because we all been knew sheâs injected into every fucking plot and itâs so annoying and unneeded)
- Penny... get the fuck out of here. Just... no. You came here looking to give her protection? Well then leave bc she has the Serpents â¤ď¸â¤ď¸ they love her for giving them a safe haven now that her father took over The Whyte Wyrm. Also I just realized that they covered Pennyâs Serpent decal on the back with a Ghoulie one... so they DO have a decal on the back of their coats or whatever but we have never seen them until now.
- NO JOAQUIN!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE. Iâll jailbreak him myself you leave that precious serpent alone!!!!!!!!!
- but what the actual FUCK is the point of this stupid prisoner fighting? Like??? Why canât anyone be what they actually are? Poor Archie, being once again manipulated into doing what other people want. Please tell Joaquin what he did for him so they can become closer because I just... This is BULL FUCKING SHIT... also Baby Teeth looks a lot like Dane DeHaan lmao
- CHERONI (idk their ot3 name of Cheryl, Toni, and Veronica lol) ALL TOGETHER WOW!!! PRESIDENT BLOSSOM AND FIRST LADY TOPAZ!!!! I donât care if thatâs just because of the recent presidency issue that Veronica gave to Cheryl, I fucking love it and I am HERE for it! âAnd Sweet Pea and Fangs should definitely be in attendanceâ I have died. Goodbye. Sweet Pea and Fangs NEED to know that she specifically asked for them okay bye
- wow that was a lot of time without seeing Bughead and it was fucking refreshing. âEvelyn was helping me, she visited me in the hospital.â âWas that her idea, or her dadâs?â See Betty... this is why no one likes you because when someone is in need you skip directly to your agenda (when Cheryl faced her father as the black hood and Betty immediately asked if it was her father instead of asking if she was alright like a normal person). Oddly how do Jughead and Ethel have more chemistry than Betty and Jughead? Also âbut just youâ after she side-eyes Betty Iâm living. OMG âsorry, Betty, but youâll never be worthy no matter how hard you tryâ itâs like Ethel is one of us omfg she just fucking obliterated Betty!!! I bet you Shannon is being bullied about this episode too smh đđđ but Iâm surprised Betty didnât go into unneeded bitch mode on Ethel mmhm... âand Iâm in need of some series peer supportâ IF ONLY YOU WOULD ACTUALLY GET HELP! But you know that if you did they would tell you that you and jug are too co-dependent and need to break up
- SHIRTLESS REGGIE FUCK YEAH THANKS VERONICA! âReginaldâ fuck me up mami!! Omfg no Penny get your disgusting Jingle Jangle away from this amazing, non-criminal establishment!!! Of COURSE Sheriff Minetta... but if Reggie is used to selling it surely he knows a way to hide it. Of course not that much but... he should be quick at thinking of getting rid of it, right? Why didnât V show him around Popâs first? Like we know she was set up to get caught but like... it would stall
- Sheriff Minetta is making it 2000% obvious that heâs looking through the boxes he knows is filled with Jingle Jangle... like at least donât act like youâre working for Hiram lmao Jesus you suck. BUT OMG REGGIEâS SARCASTIC ASS SALUTE WHEN HEâS LEAVING I FUCKING LOVE THAT
- If the empty classroom means the âfarm needs some time to catch onâ then why the everloving fuck would you waste money on pizza, let alone three boxes of pizza?
- poor Archie... but wouldnât you want to treat your âtappedâ well? So that you can bet on them? Jesus Christ fuck OFF! When Veronica Lodge hears about this... shit will go down. Archie knocked that guy down in two hits holy fuck. ARCHIE GETS POPâS AND SHARES IT WHAT AN ARCHIE THING AWWW
- CHONI BEING CUTE GIRLFRIENDS!!! CHERYL LAUHING!!! PHOTOGRAPGER!TONI!!!!!! CHERONI But I honestly donât know how I feel about âSerpettesâ but since it came out of Veronicaâs mouth... suddenly I am in love with it. Cheryl Blossom in the kingâs throne... we know who truly deserves to rule over the Serpents đâ¤ď¸ That look between Toni and Veronica hell yeah! Honestly please get into a three-way relationship. In Sense8 they did that and it was the greatest thing â EVERYBODY loved it. Letâs do that here please! âAntoinetteâ bitch Iâm dead
- this team up is so fucking great. Of COURSE Sweet Pea and Fangs weâre right, theyâre the (true) KINGS.
- If there are certain levels you need to âattainâ to meet a leader... youâre in a fucking cult people. Also then why didnât Evelyn say anything? And Bettyâs face is all like âyou traitorous bitchâ when she finds out lol.
- They know everything Betty has done? Umm why the FUCK donât you tell Jughead since thatâs the only way he ever finds shit out about Betty? He needs to know that she fucking cheated on him? I mean the cult is creepy af but if they tell Jughead (even though they said they keep everyoneâs secrets) he couldnât possible stay with her... right?
- LMAO JUGHEAD HAS TO KISS ETHEL. But honestly... why does that kiss seem to have more in it than when he kisses Betty? â ď¸â ď¸â ď¸ itâs probably bc I hate Bughead (and dislike Betty a lot) but still... I feel nothing for this pairing as well but I just find it funny that he has kissed two girls while heâs dared Betty (but both are a part of a game). Oh Ethel tried to kill herself after kissing Jughead... Jesus I know itâs Jughead but come on... also does that mean she could have possibly killed Jughead??? Like??? Imagine how that would have been â instead of dying for the Serpents he died because he was trying to figure out gryphons and gargoyles.
- VERONICA CONFRONTING AND STANDING UP AGAINST HER FATHER FUCK YEAH!!! But Ronnie even if you do have copies... TAKE THEM WITH YOU SO HE CANâT DO ANYTHING. Your dad is, sadly, smart. You know this.
- aww Archie... HEâS IMAGINING HIS DAD IâM
- damn Betty looks fucking good for the opening of Vâs speakeasy! For a sec I thought she was wearing her serpent jacket (đˇđˇ) but turns out itâs just a robe but her hair is bomb. âI trust them more than I trust you, Bettyâ wow everyoneâs attacking Betty lol like I get it bc itâs Betty but damn Alice...
- Reggie is a SNACC bye. CHONI REALLY DID THAT COOL HOT HAND HOLD HUH!!!! V really called Choni her favorite power couple... Iâm also gonna take that as low-key shade for Bughead because we all been knew that anyone Choni, and anyone Veronica is with is much better. âTHANKS BABEâ wow fuck me upppppp Cheryl!!!!
- lol Jughead the manual will probably be gone by tonight bc of plot convenience (also Betty does look good uGH YAS) But Betty your attempt to be cute with Jug isnât working bc that fresh aid isnât gonna come off. You should know this???
- SWEETVEE BITCH. I donât care what they were doing I love the hand touch, bye. Like I know she was PROBABLY asking about protection or something but yes fuck me up! But veggie thooo
- Hiram we donât want your probably-wired picture of Veronica from your office. âIf only you could see how a legitimate business is runâ YES BITCHHH. But donât let him in!!! VERONICA WHY? I know you probably secretly crave his approval and shit but NO NO NO NO NO
- SWEET PEAâS HOLLER FOR JOSIE! God heâs so into her but she only wants a summer fling đđđ even thoufh she apparenly has a romance later, which means itâll be during school and therefor, probably going to hurt Sweet Pea đđđ
- also SWEET PEA AND FANGS WITH THOSE FANCY ASS CLOTHES. They own me bye
- Josie YES we love a queen (and Archie baby... youâre such a sweet person for thinking of everyone but yourself first and I admire it bc same but what is your endgame?) Sweet Pea must be internally screaming at Josieâs movements and the song itself bc I know I am.
- oh no I really hope my theory that Archie breaks up with V bc all of thinks about is Hiram isnât true... but Archie you could have held onto those glass pieces what the FUCK
- Archie destroying the entire cell is also same because when I get angry I legit turn into the hulk and throw shit around... oh damn mad dog! He hid a weapon, I miss Wells Jaha xD what a smart fucker
- wow itâs almost like I knew exactly that someone would find the manual. Of course I didnât really expect FP and Alice (Betty didnât say where it was hidden though, but then again their kids are stupid enough to hide it at Jugâs place) Jesus FP donât hold Jughead like that
- Betty??? âWhy are you here, what are you hidingâ why tf do you think
- how about everyone comes clean, Betty? Youâre the child so literally stop acting like youâre superior
- I just realized how good Jug looked in that tux. Him with Veronica in that purple dress? Would be so fucking bomb
- Why is she still staying with Hiram? Like because of their feud youâd expect her to leave? Like Fred would probably love the company, or Cheryl. Get away from that manipulative fuckhead!
- PEEP JOAQUIN IN THE BACKGROUND. Baby, his arm đđđ
- Archie wouldnât escaping be bad? Like yeah youâd get out but youâd also be a fugitive? And watch, if it does happen, itâll be right before someone magically finds a way to get him out.
- PEEP JOAQUIN AS A WHOLE SHOT AND HIS FUCKING EYE NOOO
- but now Kevin will have more reason not to be with him if Joaquin is a fugitive đđđ I just want Mevin to die off and Joavin to rise is that so much to ask??? However I am here for this Archie/Joaquin friendship
- BETTY AND JUG WHY ARE YOU IN THE BUNKER AGAIN?! Jesus Christ, ew... stop.
- Jug... being you, you should know itâs not over. Especially with how things go? Jesus...
- CHERYL YOUâRE NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO READ THAT. We all know Cheryl would look at it with wonder, read the title, and throw it away.
- also just because people have a manual for some random ass game doesnât mean theyâre gonna play it.
- Ethelâs worshipping that little bitch but she tried to kill herself for him... shouldnât he be mad at her for failing since Jug saved her? How your loyalty to him works is so confusing ugh
- Iâm stating now that if Cheryl, Toni, Veronica, Sweet Pea, Fangs, Josie, Kevin, Joaquin, Archie, or Reggie dies Iâm sUING! The only children who donât deserve anything bad happening to them better be left alone (but we been knew that only being Betty or Jughead will magically give you immunity, and everyone else is fucked). Touch my precious children and Iâll kill the devil himself so try me
#Riverdale#Riverdale Spoilers#Riverdale Thoughts#Riverdale As Above So Below#Riverdale 3.03#Anti-Bughead#Anti-Betty Cooper#Jughead Jones#South Side Serpents#Choni#Cheryl Blossom#Toni Topaz#Sweet Pea#Fangs Fogarty#Veronica Lodge#Kevin Keller#Joavin#Joaquin DeSantos#Falice#Ethel Muggs
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New Vegas. Ring-a-ding bitch
~Dropping the cigarette on the floor of the crumbling asphalt, boot stomped down onto the smoldering bud, The figure was tall. Wearing what appeared to be a set of high quality leather armor, the scrap of what appeared to be a Vault Jumpsuit down onto the left shoulder pad. Glinting against the sun was the bright yellow colors of the number thirteen, slightly tarnished with age.
The figure began to walk down the road, in one hand, he carried a .357 magnum, its barrel glistening against the sunlight as the imposing figure followed its prey; A young man stumbling down the road, wearing the tattered checkered business suit of some pre-war executive. The man seemed scared, as if he had been wandering for days in this desert, trying to outrun the inevitable. Huffing and puffing as the bare pads of his feet were cut upon by jagged pieces of scrap metal and asphalt. A trail of blood and dark pus covering the road as he finally collapsed in a bundle of meat and cloth. Panting under the hot Nevada sun.
The figure easily caught up to the young man, sucking in his breath, the figure began to speak in a old, yet still firm baratone voice, deep with the sound of confidence and experience "Tsk tsk.... Benny... Do you remember me? A courier, tasked with delivering a package, a certain chip to a big shot in Vegas. Ring any bells for ya 'Hot stuff'?" The older man scoffed. Looking down at the pathetic heap of a man at his feet
Taking a few deep ragged breaths, Benny weakly raised his head. Shielding his eyes from the hot desert glare, he took on his preferred mask of self confidence. Poorly hiding the fear on his face as he began to speak "H-ha...of course I remember you geezer... m-me and those k-khans roughed you up good huh? Looks like the rumors are true... You've been traveling all over Nevada lookin' f-for me baby?" Benny laughed before dry gagging, gasping as he rapidly blinked. Taking great effort as he pushed himself on his back "D-decided to follow me after you let me go at the Lucky 38... Who t-the fuck do you think you are?"
After a few tense moments, the old man laughed. Squatting down to Benny's level, he tilted his dark shades down. His face a dark silloute as his hat hung low, a bright white set of teeth was all the lowlife scum of Vegas could see. Tilting his hat up, he gazed right into Benny's eyes "The names Stone, Benny boy. Max Stone.... you did indeed put a bullet in my fucking head, and I well intend to return the favor. Just like my grandfather saved this hellhole of a wasteland from a shitstorm of super mutants. I intend to figure out what the hell is going on at the top of that casino. With your help or not.." Benny could feel something hot and metallic pressing into his chin, sucking in breath as he tilted his head up. Spotting the grip of the revolver. He gulped. Already losing his cool, Benny gritted his teeth, trying to weasel his way out
"A-alright! J-jesus. I don't know who the fuck your talking about. But put the gun down! I'll tell you what you want, but as long as you let the Bennster go! I-i promise I'll leave ya alone!" Benny tried to smiled. Blinking slowly as the hours of walking caught up to him. Shaking his head as he looked up at Mr. Grumpy Kindy Stone
"Hmph.... Alright Benny, You have my word I'll let you go, tell me what I want to know.... now...." Pulling the revolver away from Benny's chin, Max looked down at the rat infront of him waiting for a response as Benny grumbled, rubbing his chin
"A-alright, Mr. House is plannin' something.... something big, I don't know what but it has something to do with that chip, Between you and me, I think house wants alot more than five percent of the power from that fancy damn the NCR fixed up.. Can you let me go now? Please? For the good ol' Bennster? Your buddy old chum?"
Max smiled, Tipping his had up, he revealed his lined face, he was a man in his late forties. Already his hair was going grey in places, his skin a dark brown from years in the harsh sun of the Wasteland, his beard well kept considering the conditions, he smiled "Why Benny... of course, a deal's a deal baby.. I'll let you go, straight to hell" Bringing the revolver up, Max got ready to fan it. As Benny's eyes went wide in shock and surprise. Max began to push down, the rounds from his .357 pummeling into Benny's smug face. Turning it to a bloody mush before the idiot could even protest. Swiveling the pistol, Max deftly reloaded it. Blowing the barrel off and he holstered it, The long stretch of road once again silent as he turned around, walking back towards Vegas. The bright logo of the Holy thirteen facing towards the now setting sun of the Mojave wasteland
"The house always wins, baby"
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What Not To Wear To A Wedding, According to Etiquette Experts
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What Not To Wear To A Wedding, According to Etiquette Experts
Wedding season is almost upon us, and the one question we always ask ourselves ahead of attending a ceremony is:Â What do we wear?Â
But maybe we should also ask ourselves what we shouldnât wear.
âPeople are broadening the way they approach weddings and the way they celebrate,â Daniel Post Senning, etiquette expert and author of Manners in a Digital World: Living Well Online, told HuffPost. There are beach weddings, mountain weddings, tailgate weddings and even underwater weddings. As a result, there are more wardrobe-related choices to be made, which makes figuring out what to wear a little tricky, he added.Â
A wedding is meant to be a celebration of love between two people, so when it comes to your outfit choice as a guest, you donât want to steal the spotlight, but you still want to look like you put some effort into your ensemble.Â
Senning, as well as Diane Gottsman, a fellow etiquette expert and author of Modern Etiquette For A Better Life, gave us some insight on the dos and donâts of wedding attire.Â
DONâT stray from the dress code.
If the couple has specified a specific dress code, you definitely want to support their request and stick to it.
For instance, if the invitation says black tie, protocol calls for men to wear tuxedos and women to opt for gowns, Gottsman said. A cocktail dress code typically means dark suits for men and pretty dresses, which can be cocktail or knee-length, for women, she said.Â
Formal, Gottsman said, is traditionally a long dress for women, but she noted âthe reality is, you will see people in beautiful dresses that are cocktail length.âÂ
âI just say, if theyâre asking you specifically, thatâs what they want, so do as they request,â she added.Â
But, as Senning said, you shouldnât think of formal as stuffy.Â
âYou can enjoy it and have fun with it,â he said. âSometimes weddings are our best opportunities to do that.â
Senning also noted that the look and feel of each wedding you attend will probably be different, but the basic fundamentals stay the same.Â
âYou can always look to those fundamentals when youâre thinking about attire,â he said. âThe thing I like to remind people is the focus of the wedding is the two people who are there to get married. So you really want to be thinking about what supports them in what theyâre doing.â Â
DONâT wear white.
This one might seem like an obvious one, but unless you are specifically told to wear white (or ivory), donât do it. White and ivory are reserved for the bride, Gottsman said. (This goes for men and women.)
You can, however, wear black. For many men, a black suit is a wedding staple. And for women, so long as a black outfit doesnât look âshroud-like,â Gottsman said, itâs OK. âBut itâs a wedding so I say, when possible, steer clear from black,â she added.
Senning noted that the tradition of not wearing black to a wedding âhas been broken enough times now that thereâs no firm prohibition on it.âÂ
DONâT carry your phone around like an accessory.Â
Unplugged weddings are quite popular these days, with many couples asking their guests to keep phones tucked away during their nuptials. But regardless of whether you were asked to cease phone use or not, itâs a good rule of thumb to avoid snapping photos or texting, especially during the ceremony. (Cell phones have ruined so many wedding photos!)
As Gottsman said, âA cell phone is not an acceptable accessory at a wedding.â
Oh, and do everyone a favor and make sure your phone is on silent. The last thing you want is your phone ringing during the I dos.Â
DONâT try to steal the spotlight.
Senning outlined the following scenario: If a couple wants to stick to a rainbow theme, and requests their guests come dressed wearing bold colors, you should wear bold colors. If they request their guests stick to a black-and-white palette, donât wear a bright yellow dress.Â
âThe golden rule,â Senning said, âis that you want to keep the attention on the wedding couple. You donât want to distract from that, but you also want to look nice.â
Gottsman also recommended avoiding clothes that are âso tight, so short, and so revealing that, number one, [makes you] the focus of attention, and number two, itâs distracting.â
âItâs inappropriate for a wedding,â she added.Â
You should also be careful not to wear any jewelry that might jingle and jangle during the ceremony portion of the wedding, as you donât want to be interrupting the vows with your bangles, Gottsman said.Â
As far as hats go, she and Senning agreed they can be worn, though you shouldnât necessarily pretend youâre at the royal wedding, trying to outdo fellow guests.Â
âYou can wear a hat as long as itâs appropriate for the venue, and you have to keep in mind that you might be blocking the personâs view behind you,â Gottsman said. âIt should be a subtle accent rather than a statement piece.âÂ
DONâT ignore the location.
âIf youâre on the beach youâre not going to wear high heels or dressy shoes. If youâre on a mountain, well, thatâs different,â Gottsman said. âI think âneverâ is a general statement, but certainly at [the type of] wedding weâre most used to, you donât want to underdress. You always want to dress your best.â
She also advised against wearing shorts and/or tank tops, unless, of course, you know for a fact the wedding is going to be super casual.Â
âThink about the spirit of the event, think about the people who are there and think about supporting them,â Senning added. âIf you spot and think about it in that context, youâre probably going to make choices that make sense.â
DONâT be afraid to ask for guidance.
Some couples will include a dress code specification on their invitations or websites, but others might not. In that case, you may need to do a little detective work to find out whatâs appropriate. One way to help you determine just how fancy a wedding might be is to look up the venue, Gottsman said, for an indication of how formal you should dress. An outdoor garden party typically wonât be as fancy as a wedding in a five-star hotel ballroom, for example.Â
But if youâre really not sure what to wear, you can always ask for a little clarification, Senning said.Â
âIf you know the couple well, you can touch base with the couple,â he said. âYou donât want to add to their burdens or to-dos, but if itâs an easy ask to make, you can always check.â
You can also talk to other people you know who are attending, and get an idea of what they may be wearing to help you decide on your own outfit, he said. Â
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