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catominor · 8 months

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they dig up l. furius camillus' library and its literally all the most boring and fuddy duddyish stoic philosophy books imaginable. except one scroll. which is a poem from c. martinus to him that is so simultaneously bad and catastrophically, diabolically sexual that it melts those who first behold it into goop like the ark of the covenant in indiana jones

#ficposting #sorry. guys hours #i do think c. martinus has poetry in his soul. its just really really horrendous cliched poetry. combined with his overabundance of blood #(humoral theory for being excessively horny/pleasure seeking) and his atrophied-to-nothing sense of shame? devastating literary effects.#he is spending his days that arent taken up with war stuff or partying when hes not doing that thinking of hitherto unheard of thingsto #imagine doing to that other middle aged man.

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