#(humoral theory for being excessively horny/pleasure seeking) and his atrophied-to-nothing sense of shame? devastating literary effects.

[catominor]

they dig up l. furius camillus' library and its literally all the most boring and fuddy duddyish stoic philosophy books imaginable. except one scroll. which is a poem from c. martinus to him that is so simultaneously bad and catastrophically, diabolically sexual that it melts those who first behold it into goop like the ark of the covenant in indiana jones