#he is so bee you tif full

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photos of linnell i found that are very important i think. from the gigantic screening in 2003

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💍 + ][Sal and Rhys, for some softness even tho they're also unlikely to get married][

@blind-mutant oh these boys!! 100% Rhys introduces himself as Rhys Estrellas all the time and Sal is never safe again from mushy husband smooches. (Absolute duo tho to get accidentally married while drunk)

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where they get married

At Eden's! Best place after all!

when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )

Sal threatens Rhys to gut him like he was if they get hitched in August so it ends up being in April since they always thought their wedding would have been a joke.

what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )

No traditions! Rhys didn't want any and Sal wanted them too much.

what their wedding cake looks like

Boys absolutely get a chocolate galaxy cake to tease Sal but jokes on Rhys because Sal demands coffee cookies that are constellation themes.

….who smashes cake into whose face

Sal lil bastard baby does because more things to lick off Rhys ;)

who proposed to who first

Oh my god could you imagine Sal doing the "if you love me so much why don't you marry me?" And Rhys??? Said yes but then Sal got nervous and he got nervous and they just kinda...jumped in it together?? Flustered babies who end up checking on each other a lot to swe if this is what they really want (and Rhys does a corny proposal to make Sal blush in private skskk)

who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )

Rhys walks down the aisle,,,well, runs down it to get to Sal, the moment he's wanted.

what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like

Sal,,,goes for something a little more formal and I think he has one of those eye masks that cover his upper face because he's drama and Rhys blows him away with his looks and star theme.

what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have

Purple and black with a bit of white in the form of giant snowflakes that Sal has hung up as a motif for his precious mooni-kins.

what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )

They have mainly night flowers like daturas, moonflowers, brugmansia, casa blanca lily and,,,,,I found out there was a flower called a bee orchid and as IF Rhys can't have that at his wedding???

what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )

Sal is flustered and he's scared but...he tells Rhys that he wants to give this a go, wants to be happier than his parents, the failing couples on tv...he wants a chance to be happy with Rhys and it's the scariest thing ever but...but he wants it and he wants to get it because Rhys is right about people like them deserving to be happy and Rhys....he deserves to be happy, more than anyone in the world.

Rhys...oh god the mush. Tells Sal that he adores him, that of course they deserve this because Sal is wonderful and beautiful and better than anyone he knows. He wants to make Sal happy and he damn well plans to do that, so long as he can hold Sal's hands, kiss his face, listen to his voice. He wants nothing more than a life with Sal and some chocolate for them to share in bed with nothing but their rings on.

if anyone’s late to the wedding

A few of Sal's friends since there was an issue with gifts.

who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other

Pretty much everyone from Eden! They're everyone Rhys and Sal need.

what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing

Cute and casual, something easy for everyone to move easily in.

who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )

Bex talks about his she's finally glad these sweet boys finally got together...and hopefully stay out of trouble now that they've gotten some problems solved aka stick to-fucking-gether. Some of Sal's closer friends like Tiff and Midas give embarrassing talks too.

who catches the bouquet( s )

Bex! Space parting mother deserves it!!

what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )

S O many oh my god of Rhys touching Sal in some way. Holding hands, hugging the back of each other, kissing each other's cheeks,,,in particular there's one where Sal undos Rhys's hair and pushing his hands through Rhys's hair while smooching away and other where he's taken off his upper mask to reveal smudged kissed makeup to hold the mask between them while they kiss.

what sort of food they have at the reception

A lot of bread stuff since Rhys knows Sal likes it but also stuff like burgers because they have good memories of little dates that weren't dates together.

who cries first during the ceremony

Rhys does but Sal cries just as much under the mask.

how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )

Oh for sure wild! Everyone starts drinking and doing practised and free dancing as well as using their powers to have a fun time.

what their rings are like

Sal's that bitch that preens because his ring is pretty and purple and it looks like he has two while Rhys for sure gets an expensive opal that Sal actually brought rather than stole off someone or picked out as a cheap hand out from his own pile.

what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalised candy etc. )

So much chocolate and wine but also,,,its eden. They get sex toys and lingerie mostly and Sal keeps some hidden as a surprise treat for later.

where they go for their honeymoon

Ohh I'm thinking some sort of cabin lake side? Somewhere where the boys really don't have to worry about anyone other than themselves and can be as loud as they want (and Rhys must now give his mushy vows he wrote about hiw much he wants Sal's dick and cute butt 😌 Sal brought three different gags for this)

something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )

Everyone tries to get Rhys to make limbo sticks out of his shadows and Tif's powers relate to creating small bubbles of time so?? It turns out everyone partied through almost a day.

who officiates the ceremony

Bex does.

what song their first dance is to

Diamond's are a girl's best friend

who gives who away as they walk down the aisle

Bex gives Rhys away.