#he is so ..petable..

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

bojack writers shaking bojack fans. bojack is terrible.. terrible.. terrible man do not defend this pos. he is very terrible.. did we remind you he's terrible?

bojack animators: giving him the cutest ears/ cutest eyes

bojack fans: baby.. did nothing wrong in his life.. ..

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[goblinfungi]

man on a mission (in 7 acts)

[identity-theft-101]

@eldritch-bunny

when i said sebek looks handsome it just multiplied with his hair down because he looks so youthful 🥹🥹 like we got ace and deuce's type of teenage charm but sebek is literally bordering over this look towards maturity. him with his hair back puts him in a position of what he wants to be but with his hair down he's like....HIMSELF??? IT'S JUST SEBEK NOT A KNIGHT AND I FIND THAT SO ADMIRABLE LIKE DO YOU GET MY POINT

it's like a very hidden charm because his hair is so poofy and i remember he doesn't like it being out of place so the fact he let it down it's just a part of acceptance or something BWJTNAKGAKJCJE I'M WORD VOMITING

[graementality]

your soul is so petable looking. he looks so soft and cute

He shampoos his ears to ensure their softness :3

[karkkidoeswriting]

OC Deep Dive Tag

Thank you for tagging me @writingamongther0ses ! (like several months ago sorry) I'll tag @oh-no-another-idea @author-a-holmes @talesofsorrowandofruin @kainablue, but as always absolutely no pressure!!

I'm doing this for Valeri from BCC.

Phobias and Other Fears: Valeri has a intense fear of fire, but specifically something catching flame. When there's already burning confined fire at no risk of spreading, like fire place or an oil lamp, it's no issue, but he cannot light up even just a candle himself because sudden catching of flame is terrifying to him. Might have something to do with him almost burning alive.

Pet Peeves: People not understanding how to handle horses or dogs. For example when someone birches a horse for refusing to move because it's afraid of something instead of easing it's fear or someone gets mad at a dog for biting them after they try to take it's food. Also (rich) people who think of themselves very rational and above superstition and magical thinking.

3 Items You Can Find in Their Bedroom:

1. A pistol and a short sword (I'm grouping these), because he's the type of person who sleeps better when holding a hilt of a weapon. 2. Poppy tea for his back pain. 3. His childhood clothing hidden under a floor board.

First Thing They Notice in a Person: Probably their physique or the general way they hold themselves.

On a Scale of 1-10, How High is Their Pain Tolerance?: 10. He has chronic pain so high pain tolerance is kinda a given.

Do They Go Into Fight or Flight Mode When Under Pressure?: Fight. He is a cavalry man so fighting under pressure is pretty much his job, but he's also just generally a very hot-headed violence-is-the-answer kind of person.

Do They Come From a Big Family/are They a Family Person?: He comes from a big family, which included extended family too. He had four siblings and his grandma, one uncle, couple of cousins and second cousins lived with them too. Other extended family also spend much time in their castle. The clan as a whole was very much family. He is very much a family person. He has only his younger sibling left, but he is his whole world. There's couple of other family members still alive but he either doesn't know or they are in exile or as hostage. His only real dream for future is to get married and have several children. He likes kids a lot. But currently he's too deep in survival mode to try to actually live a life and also he is too socially anxious anyway to like try to have romantic relationships.

What Animal Represents Them Best?: Obviously a dog. He is even called a dog several times in the story and he's not even mad because he thinks dogs are better than people. He is a loyal pack animal, a feral attack dog, overprotective watch dog and obedient good boy who wants to have a master to please and tell him what to do. He is also very petable and craves physical affection (the man is touch starved), but also he might bite (metaphorically, maybe?) if he's touched in a wrong way, so like most times. I have an internal running joke that he would absolutely be a furry if he knew the concept (but like he would keep it as a shameful secret, the repression is strong). His fursona is Karelian Bear Dog.

What is a Smell That They Dislike?: Smell of burning hair triggers instant trauma reaction. But when it comes to more dislike and less PTSD, he hates the smell of fish, because he worked as a child in the docs and had to smell fish from morning to evening (I didn't say no PTSD), and general smoky and stuffy city air.

Have They Broken Any Bones?: Plenty, but surprisingly not super badly broken bones. His ribs have been broken several times, his arm has been broken, and most embarrassingly he broke his hand by hitting a wall in anger.

How Would a Stranger Likely Describe Them?: A tall imposing man with permanent scowl.

Are They a Night Owl or Morning Bird?: Morning bird. Not because he's super good with mornings but because he's slow to wake up and very grumpy couple of hours after he wakes regardless of when he wakes up, so he rather wakes early to have time before other people wake. He takes his dogs for an hour walk every morning when the sun is rising.

What is a Flavor They Hate and a Flavor They Love?: Hates fish, loves tea and sweet almond cake of the temples.

Do They Have Any Hobbies?: Plays piano and violin.

Boom, Surprise Birthday Party! How Do They React to Surprises?: With panic and anxiety. Might accidentally punch someone as a panicked reaction. He's not at all fan of surprises and he would be pretty pissed afterwards. He likes to know how things go before hand. Sudden jump-scare surprises are his own personal horror movie.

Do They Like to Wear Jewelry?: Generally speaking he doesn't like to wear jewelry, it's usually an uncomfortable sensory experience, so he usually wears just a very simple band as a fillet, and no earrings or rings. One exception is that he wears his mother's ring in his neck hidden under clothes at all times, their family heirloom he took from his mother's dead finger before escaping enemy soldiers.

Do They Have Neat or Messy Handwriting?: Pretty neat. He's a slow writer because he's very precise about it.

What Are the Two Emotions They Feel the Most?: Anxiety and rage.

Do They Have a Favourite Fabric?: Linen. Temperature changes worsens his chronic pain and hot is usually the issue so light linen is the most comfortable fabric for him. Also he sweats easily and linen helps with that too. He also really likes the sensory experience of soft linen that has texture but is still very soft and comfortable.

What Kind of Accent Do They Have? His accent is not very strong, but his distinct working class Amarian accent he picked up growing up comes through. He code switches when talking to his superiors, and the accent is much more subdued then. There's also a hint of Cerfi accent still left in his round Rs.

[evenmyhivemindisempty]

idk if you've gotten this ask before but: what do you think would be the boyd boys' fursonas?

Steve Murphy: Steve is dog-coded, but his fursona would actually be a bald eagle because America!

Donald Pierce: Aw, Pierce would want a “badass” fursona, so a wolf it is! He’s not satisfied with a standard wolf either, he’d want a black wolf with cool blue markings, and he totally engineers it to be self-cooling and to have retractable claws.

Cap Hatfield: Cap would go for a cat! It’s cute and petable, but also a good hunter! A worthy fursona indeed!

Clement Mansell: Not satisfied with the typical animals, Clement’s fursona is a dragon. He’s gotta go above and beyond! Be a little extra! All his outfits are already showy, so of course his fursona would be too!

The Corinthian: Ha, Corinthian’s fursona is a raven. He thinks he’s *hilarious*.

Eli Klaber: Aw, Klaber’s fursona would be a bunny! He wants something fuzzy and adorable! He totally fixes pretty pink bows around its ears.

Ty Shaw: Ty’s fursona would be a friendly-looking dog! He’d thinks a fursona is *so fun*, and he’s the most likely of the group to actually just wear it in a “mascot” way, at games and birthday parties to make his little siblings happy.

Quinn McKenna: Like Pierce, Quinn also needs a stereotypically “badass” fursona, and he’d also go with a wolf! But it would just be a standard gray wolf for him, no need to be fancy about it.

[niemernuet]

Franaud - an introduction

Sooo, the genius of @ticiie willed the pairing Franjo/Arnaud into existence and while on first glance I was a bit 🤨 I am now fully converted and convinced they are skiing's next power couple. They have similarities, for example their tragic pasts, and they have differences that make them a perfect fit for each other. Because I have nothing better to do (I do but my hyperfixation doesn't let me...) I wanted to do a short introduction on both of them (it's just an excuse to post a few pictures).

First, there's Franjo

He is the blueprint of an average Swiss zoomer from the boonies, in the picture above visible by his stance. Born in 2001, he lives in a constant traffic jam in Boltigen (the town is on the only road to some of Berne's biggest ski places and is basically backed up with cars from Dezember-March). He loves speed in every form, not just on skis but also on motorbikes and in cars.

Because he is from the Canton of Berne and specialised in downhill he is hailed as the heir of Beat Feuz. With his third place in the second race in Garmisch in the past season he did nothing to mitigate these hopes. He was on the podium with Odi, and like Marco he is genial and easy-going and loves a good time with friends. But he has something not even Odi has: a drink of his own.

He almost had to give up racing though because his father died when Franjo was just 17 and in the middle of his apprenticeship as carpenter. Thanks to a crowd-funding however he managed to get enough money to keep going.

Btw I swear I read in an article that his name his an amalgamation of Franz-Josef but for the life of me I can't find it anymore.

On to Arnaud:

He is from Martigny in the French-speaking part of Switzerland and has the most charming accent when he speaks German or English. (also I listened to a radio interview and he could seriously work as the guy who speaks the dialogues on tape for students learning French; he's very easy to listen to) He joined the world cup for the first time in the past season together with Franjo. Unlike Franjo, however, he is already in his mid-twenties (only one year younger than Odi). The reason it took him a bit longer to get into the big league is that he was fate's punching bag for the past few years.

He showed passable results in the European Cup before the pandemic (this one's from the last season but there's Gilles too, so I was powerless) and was allowed to compete in the team try-outs for Wengen 2020. Back then, Lars Rösti (who lives not far away from Franjo) was the reigning youth world champion in downhill. Arnaud beat him in practice but despite his results, the coaches chose Rösti for the last starting place in Wengen. This threw big waves, especially in Valais where people (probably a teeny bit rightfully) assumed that head coach Stauffer, like Rösti and Franjo from Canton of Berne, had shown preferential treatment. Arnaud was promised a start at one of the remaining downhills that season but only one week later, he broke his knee in the European Cup and was out for the season.

(Small parenthesis: Judging by his social media he is a more talented hustler than Franjo whose charm is more...rustic. Here he is listening to one of his sponsors while having very petable hair.)

Once his knee was okay again, he broke his arm, and was out another season. He returned in 2022 and won that season's European Cup in Super-G, which meant he had a fixed place for the past season and no chance to lose it anymore. He was not nominated for Beaver Creek and the first downhill in Val Gardena. Because he won points in his very first Super-G in the World Cup though, he was finally allowed to start in dh too, and the rest is history. He won his first podium only a few weeks after Franjo when he came third in the Super-G in Saalbach.

Btw, a little added shit-dollop to that shitty decision in Wengen: Back in 2020 his father was still alive. He died in 2022 though, and thus never saw his son race in the wc. In the interview I read Arnaud doesn't explicitly talk about that but he mentions that he was very hurt by the decision, and also mentioned his Dad in the post before his first start in the wc.

Why they are perfect for each other:

On first glance, it would be understandable if these two would be nothing more than co-workers. All that is missing from Franjo's entire existence being a pure cliché of a proud Swiss hick is a cow in his profile pic, while Arnaud is more...cerebral. He studied economics and works part-time in a bank over summer, and one of his best friends is Tanguy (that is Dartmouth alumnus and expert-straddler Tanguy Nef to you). Their characters, however complement each other and make them a perfect fit. They are both popular and well-liked by the people around them, and they are both funny as hell. Franjo's humor is more of the straight-forward kind, he's a happy-go-lucky man like Odi while Arnaud can be a downright sarcastic little shit (evidence).

In conclusion, I think there should be 173 fics about these two in all stages of relationship. Thank you for your attention.

[sebastianswallows]

Reading your answers made me want to share these treasures with you. One of my grandmother's cats had kittens about a month ago 💜

(This is the same kitten. He took an almost immediate liking to me 🥹)

Oh myyyyyyyy look at the babyyyyyy 🥲😭💕

A little ginger troublemaker 🩷 SO SMOL! And with such pretty eyes 🥰

10/10 cat, looks very soft, highly petable, perfectly shoesized.

You are so lucky to be chosen, and the kitty family is very lucky to have such a loving home. Thank you for these pics 🥲🩷

[kairithemang0]

sooo I think we’re getting this cat named maze I think

probably gonna change the name but he’s so playful and adorable and very very petable

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

My fiancé out of no where going “this should help you with your bear craving” and nearly giving me a heart attack

(For literal years I have been telling him about how unfair it is that bears are so cute but also a very non-petable animal. He literally just wanted to show me a video of a brown bear playing on a swing set, but he also know I’m Halsin obsessed so it was real 50/50 on what he might have been trying to show me)

[xiphiaarts]

Now I got a thought that won't leave. So a love bug doesn't have feelings for the subject of affection right? I'm sure they typically feel something positive since clashing with them would be really annoying, but those feelings generally lay on the 'i like them because they're a bit amusing and keep me well fed' side of things. Now i'm just imaging the hellfire of somehow also catching the parasites eye as well. The lil love bug is usually just manipulating a host into trying soak up as much love and affection as possible. Now though? now they're hungry for more than one reason and boy would that spiral FAST

Oh god yeah you got that right, Parasites usually jus sit back relax and absorb whatever love comes through the soul bond, which leads the host to feeling as if they 'cant get enough' of it and crave more to an unhealthy degree. They enjoy that the bonded keeps them fed and keeps them company, so they 'like' a bonded in the same way someone would like cows or chickens, cute, petable, cuddly, but also, edible.

But if affection is showed to the actual parasite, oh lord

The best way to do that is probably to accept the parasite after it's been discovered, and to handle it with care if it's ever separated from the host (which significantly weakens the parasite.) They're unable to form their own soulbonds so they aren't self sufficient, but if a bonded were to get the parasite to form a crush then there's a good chance they'd never see the light of day again, and if they do it won't be without a chaperone.

The parasite has no idea what a healthy relationship looks like, and can, and will do whatever it takes to get what it wants, it's food on top of affection it's likely never felt before outside of being fed. Now they're're a good source and a loved one, and like hell they'd risk any harm coming to them. I wouldn't suggest trying this because it puts your autonomy, privacy, other friendships/relationships and even safety at risk.

One more thing, I'd say the only host parasite relationship that is actively at odds and doesn't clash desires would be a horror sans aligned parasite. Those would get HUNGRY, but sans would despise the idea of something else taking over him and controlling his soul, his psych is already fragile enough without it having to be shared with a creature that makes him starve more than he already does

[palepersonmiracle]

B R U H

I found this stinky possum......I wanna keep him 🤲

U P D A T E

Good news wife said we can keep the stinky possum! Said he's cute enough to be "Petable Roadkill" so I fed them Doritos. I think he likes them well enough 😌✨✨

[sweet-milky-tea705]

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Bruh what the hell

[r0tt1ngr4bb1t]

Why's he so Petable 😭

[violaobanion]

OMG LOOK he's SO fluffyyyyy I wanna pet him but he only likes being pet by like three ppl and I'm not one of them. I just had to share the fluffy kitty lol and happy new years!

(also is ur username based off dean o'banion from boardwalk empire?)

SO CUTE AND FLUFFY AND PETABLE what a shame he doesn't let you pet him 😭

Happy new year!!🎉🥂

(it's based on the real dean's wife, viola ❤️‍🔥 i'm forever sad she was never even mentioned on the show)

[whyarealltheusernamestaken9]

Let me present you a list: My Cats From Most Petable to Least as Decided by Me

Starting off strong with

1. Loki; he likes pets, and he loves to meet people, ngl he's my favorite cat so yeah

10/10 good boy

2. Bennie; he is so soft, bonus points if you have a brush because instant purrs, he is a scaredy cat tho

10/10 very soft

3. Lily; just wants to cuddle, sharp claws to the boob because she wants to make biscuits, very soft

9/10 she's a grandma

4. Minnie; loves pets, will purr, don't know how he is with strangers tho

8/10 big boy

5. Zuko; baby, often hiding in the sibling's room tho, likes pets

7/10 hard to find

6. Kuro; baby, cone can get in way, but he love pets, sleepy

7/10 self-destructive (see cone)

And finally

7. Millum; so angry, sweet but so mad, please no touch unless asked, will not ask

5/10 loved despite her flaws