#cyan1decandy

[ask-sebastian]

*tosses a bag of new underwear at you*

Don't tell Eva. Perhaps this set will be saved.

Much obliged.

A wizard can hold out hope, futile though it may be, that some things remain sacred.

[sebastianswallows]

I've gotta give a bit of a confession: you may be the reason that I get into the Dune franchise. I had no interest but seeing your fics have me second guessing.

But the problem is I'm working on translating an Italian book so that's gonna have to come later. And then I can read the books and your fics without worrying about not understanding what's happening 🤭

haha I accept this charge gladly 😁 What Denis Villeneuve made hard to love, we will make so easy to love. Feyd is a delicious boy, you will see.

The books are pretty good too. They can be a bit dry, but have some interesting ideas that make them enjoyable. A lot of it is just Frank Herbert nerding out over space ecology 😂

But oh my, you translate Italian? 👀 I'll be looking forward to your corrections for the Tom fic. There's some Italian dialogue here and there but I kept it brief because I'm not fluent, so I hope you will tell me of any mistakes you spot.

[seekerofeden]

Papà, mamma, nonnina, Alessandro… Please forgive me. All I desired was to perform, but not like this. This place, promised to be a heaven on earth, is nothing but hell. And yet you won’t see this until I’m dead, though I highly doubt these people will allow us even that. So all I can do is write this and wish for you to feel my sincerity and sorrow through my parchment and dipping pen.

Credit: cyan1decandy Join us in Eden.

[ask-sebastian]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7hInOqJnlEayXao08yVYAn?si=88iEU_K2S4-yZHmTIZyEWw

[ask-sebastian]

8. Three songs that remind you most of summer and vacation

https://open.spotify.com/track/2eEg89zVBgDDQbm4omamd7?si=ovbczv4WRxSuik-F0bsUHQ

https://open.spotify.com/track/23oxJmDc1V9uLUSmN2LIvx?si=T-dWD06lQiqL28ZBEiN2_g

https://open.spotify.com/track/6r8k1vznHrzlEKYxL4dZEe?si=GCgST0PfT_Wo-vfjcHXW8A

There is something about pop punk that just feels like summer.

[ask-sebastian]

*accepts the glass of water, sipping this time with a quiet slurp*

Yes, yes. An alibi would be nice. Perhaps we were studying for the upcoming DADA exam.

Now, uh... If you'll excuse me, I need to wash off this smoke smell and ash.

Done. *slowly smiles* For a favour, of course.

*reaches up dust away a bit of ash from your cheek*

Be sure to wash behind your ears. Best not to leave any evidence behind.

[ask-sebastian]

Saw these and couldn't resist, so...

https://open.spotify.com/track/4QnjK45IBBZRVRWTEeZ3T8?si=udRfDdLST8KFU40cHs0ZlQ

https://open.spotify.com/track/4GAYV2RZsHNx2WBztWQrRH?si=mAulNcl4TKSoFUHPkNyL8w&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A27kmprYNLOGnR8roobHW5D

https://open.spotify.com/track/6pu2LgFNflzBf19yLblZ3D?si=7O7FqP3nQruft5nQttUuAg

I would have been incredibly disappointed if you had.

[ask-sebastian]

Call me crazy or whatever but need a bit of a relief from my portfolio builder assignment and now I'm curious about #20

If I had more time, I'd share some of my own 🥲

No worries! I hope the music today gives you something to enjoy whilst you work. I feel as though we are just getting to know each other, but I shall go with this:

Dementor Piss. What more can I say.

Because your PFP reminds me of Plankton

And because you seem just as mad and chaotic as the rest of us  🖤

[ask-sebastian]

Sebastian, hey! *You feel a strong grasp of somebody's hand on your shoulder and hear a strong Russian accent follow it.*

A quick question, since you're an expert in this field. So I have this Bertie Bott's bean, right? *The pink-haired Ravenclaw waves something acidy-green with black flecks in front of you.*

I just ate the exact same looking one, and... You know everything, Sallow, is there a chance that this one tastes like Dementor piss to you? Em and Cyanide Candy, I'd love to hear your thoughts, too, I have a whole batch of those!

I suppose there is always a chance, however after having learnt about the existence of such an unnatural monstrosity from @marketfreshfics, as well as the delightful visual recount of the horrific affects of dementor piss on the human body imparted to us by @cyan1decandy, I shall not give that particular bean a taste test.

Certainly acid pops are bad enough...

[ask-sebastian]

I wouldn't call myself an expert when it comes to Dementor piss, as I only discovered it a couple of months ago. I've never tasted it and have never felt inclined to taste it. However, what I can tell you is how it smells. That is a sense that can give a rough idea of how something could taste. As I stated in my journal entry from that day:

I received an owl from the Ministry today. Something about an accident with a Dementor and great-aunt Agatha. When I arrived at Azkaban, I was told that a Dementor mistook her for a toilet. Her skin was missing in patches, some spots were burned down to her muscle tissue. Though it seems that it cauterized the patches not long after burning her flesh.

As ghastly of a sight as it was, the smell was the worst part. It was such a pungent smell that I can feel bile forming in my throat just recounting it. Sour like a lemon. A crup puppy that just came in from the rain. What I can only describe as a baby's filled diaper. And, perhaps worst of all, roses. Any other time, roses would be a refreshing scent. Yet it only seemed to attempt to mask the other scents.

(This section is to address the well wishes I received. I greatly appreciate it and don't know how to express my gratitude. I've never been great when it comes to expressing my own emotions and if I'm being honest, I'm pretty exhausted...)

— Your beloved (at least I hope so-) Dementor Piss anon that's not anon currently

*pushes aside my bowl of porridge*

I hope your curiosity is satisfied, @ask-lilith. My appetite most certainly is not.

@cyan1decandy, thank you for taking the time to share your detailed knowledge with us, darling. One can never have too much of it really, even concerning things of such a gruesome nature. I suppose it is rather fortunate I never much cared for roses.

That said, My concern only grows for the state of @marketfreshfics's love nest. I daresay it must be beyond salvageable.

Yours sincerely, Sebastian

(Absolutely no show of gratitude required. We all wish you the best during such a difficult time and hope that you are managing as well as possible given the circumstances. 🖤 We may not be able to do much, but we are with you in spirit.)