#he is my babygirl . (37 year old man)
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i love this pic more than words can describe i go back and look at it so much . he means the FUCKING world to me
#sometimes i see a pic of him and i have a weird little freak out about how much older he looks (passage of time is horrifying)#but then certain ones like this i see how he has grown and matured and i want to cry bc i’m so proud of him#so soft kind eyes and he’s GLOWING#he is my babygirl . (37 year old man)#😭😭😭😭😭#alex turner
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its literally so funny to me my boss constantly implies hes the oldest man in the world when he’s a 37 year old who drinks starburst flavored energy drinks and spells please as “pls” in texts. sir you’re literally babygirl
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thungo thursday pt2
ep 6 (put it under a cut because this one is LONG)
fukuchi be like 'the agency couldn't possibly be smart enough to- oh wait nvm i forgot ranpo existed lol' like more than once and i think that is testament to the fact that RANPO BEST BOY
'have you forgotten? we're terrorists' ICONIC BEHAVIOUR
man and i complain about doing one 37 hour work week. after this one week the agency needs to take a NAP. AND THE MAFIA TOO. imagine there's like just no criminal activity or anything for like three days and everyone's like ?? but on day 4 atsushi and akutagawa are fighting to the death at the port and everyone is like 'ah. business as usual' lmaoooo
omg every time the hunting dogs song comes on i get so hyped lmao im like yESSS ACTION
'that man, that demon, the evillest most scawy man ever in the world....etc etc' and its just some guy doing the most coy babygirl pose a guy can possibly do
wait DAZAI WHAT DID YOU DO. HOW DID YOU DO IT
taneda btw deserved none of this he was just some nice old dude and then sigma fucking stabbed him lmao
dazai is like the personification of the perjury mechanic in drv3. 'go on lie. you gotta. lie now. cmon pussy you wont'
OH MY GOD CHUUYA
my god fyozai is so fucking babygirl. also wdym dazai?? if the two of you were the last ones on earth you should just have gay sex. its not that hard smh
oh no dazai falled down through the flore
OH MY GOD MYKOLA AND SIGMA
BESTIE??
BESTIE?????
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dm me if you want to receive a free 2min audio file of me laughing about this (i have a headache from laughing. my throat fucking hurts so bad. i'm pretty sure it's actually bleeding. my eyes are moist with tears. BESTIE???????)
do you even needa ask why i'm here?? ⭐️���️☺️ *voice drops 6 octaves* i'm here to murder you 👹👹👹
and then after that fyodor was just like 'teehee he's so romantic x' like bro
dazai: *turns to the camera like he's on the office* waow
i love mykola's little laugh it's so silley
omg they're actually animating him so well. bones must've seen the reception from s4 and decided to step it up 💀
dazai and fyodor are simultaneously evil grown men and bimbo highschool girls and it's such a look. 'omg ur friends are so cute <3' 'omg right???' also mykola my beloved i want to be yours forever pls
i love how bram's acting all tough like aya can't just open the casket and leave and render him thoroughly powerless lmao
omg the official anime aya and bram sillies begin. we've been waiting for this for months folks so far so good
it was already pretty funny that aya is carrying bram like a backpack but actually seeing her running with him on her back is like a billion times funnier especially since this shit is life or death. but she just got a whole entire vampire on her back no problem sjhsksjssjhj
sigma: watashi wa shiguma me: fucking superb you funky little toddler
imagine if it was a fucking prank this whole time and mykola just injected them with a slow-working sedative or something that would be so funny. like all of this for nothing sksjksjsjks and then he just stabs fyodor or something the end. boom world save
oh ok nvm the vampires can talk just fine i guess lmao. also i genuinely cant tell if im supposed to be taking this episode seriously or not. one second people are being brutally slaughtered next moment silley little guys??? such is the way of bsd i guess
'you're a failure of a woman' my dude she is literally 10 years old she is nowhere close to being a woman shut your misogynistic ass up lmao
OKAY BECAUSE ok ok listen i was wondering what music they were gonna use for bram and when i heard the ending music i was like 'ok a little anticlimactic but i understand' and then it TRANSITIONED into the ACTUAL ENDING??? 10/10
hehe. bestie
#dia's daydreams#thungo thursday#bungou stray dogs#BESTIE#BESTIE???????????????????#'I MISSED YOU BESTIE'#mykola canonically uses gen z slang#you guys need to make sure to put this in your fanfics now
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For years, I lived in bewildered befuddlement regarding the musical musings of Taylor Swift. I usually listen to rock or metal, so her brand of pop was not a part of my usual lineup. However, I gained lovely friends here on Tumblr who swear by our Lady TayTay, so I decided I should check out her stuff. But there was SO MUCH, I didn't even know where to start. Luckily, my dearest mutual and actual friend, @idontgettechnology , took pity on me and made me the most amazing playlist to get me started. She titled it Taylor Swift 101, with a description of "Class is is session bish".
I spent today working my way through it, and it was a revelation! I took notes, cause that's what you're supposed to do in class, so here are my highlights from the 56 song playlist. I know I'm missing out on years of lore regarding TSwift, but I'm eager to learn. After a few more listens I may even be ready for the 201 level of this class lol
Notes below the cut, to save your scrolling thumb 😜
Ok, here we go! (I'm pretty sure these are in the intended order, and mostly these are first impressions)
1. Fifteen: wow, this took me straight back to highschool!
2. Teardrops on my Guitar: yep, I'm already hooked
3. Fearless: UGH!!!!
4. Tied Together with a Smile: FUCK!
5. Whitehorse: Holy shit!
6. Cold as You: DAMN!!!
7. You Belong with Me: (SCREAMING) I'm officially invested!
8. Stay Beautiful: 😍😍😍
9. That's The Way I Loved You: FUUUUUUCK!!!
10. Come Back, Be Here: I'm dead over this one ☠️
11. Sparks Fly: EHRMEHGHERD!!!
12. All Too Well: DUUUUUDE!!! I think this is about Jake Gyllenhaal? Also, OOOUUUUUCCCHHH, I can feel her pain!
13. Dear John: EW! Girl, he's a toxic ass narcissist! Babygirl, you need to ditch those boys, get you a girlfriend instead. I volunteer as tribute, or I would if I wasn't too old and boring lol
14. I Almost Do: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
15. Enchanted: Oh the feels!!! Also, my personal head canon is that this is about Chris Evans 😜
16. Red: oh boy, have I been here!
17. Long Live: THIS IS SUCH A GREAT SONG! OH MY HEART!
18. Blank Space: HA! I love this song!
19. Out of the Woods: girl does not have normal relationships
20. How You Get the Girl: OOOOF! I mean come on, she's literally giving instructions!
21. Bad Blood: Fuck you song if ever I heard one! "You made this mess, you know that right?" Kinda vibes
22. Clean: (hand over heart in salute) I feel you sis!
23. Wonderland: Love this! Also, who is this green eyed boy she keeps mentioning?!
24. Look at What You Made Me Do: love this! "Fine, now I'm the bad guy" vibes 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
25. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DUDE!!! LOVE THIS!!! 🤣
26. Gorgeous: Love this! UGH SHUT UP YOUR PRETTY FACE! Also about Chris Evans lol
27. Getaway Car: Damn, I've had a few of these, and yeah nothing good happens in a getaway car. Doomed! Lol
28. Dress: HOT!!!
29. New Years Day: Oh my heart!!!
30. The Man: FUCK YES!!!
31. The Archer: wow, exhausting/exhausted, this poor kid!
32. London Boy: FUCK. (This totally made me think of JQ) lol
33. Paper Rings: LOVE!!! ❤️❤️❤️
34. Cruel Summer: relatable lol
35. Cardigan: Sobbing 😭
36. Ivy: UGH! Made me cry!
37. Exile: FML. SOBBING. FR UGLY CRYING.
38. Champagne Problems: this girl needs a hug
39. Illicit Affairs: OUCH!
40. Coney Island: 🖤
41. Hoax: I am bereft. I feel like I just broke up with all of my exes at once.
42. Gold Rush: definitely about Chris Evans. Also the way I flirt, if you're too perfect, I avoid and ignore. And if I can't do that, I heckle.
43. Tis the Damn Season: FEEEEELS!!!
44. Mirrorball: she needs all of the hugs, and some real friends.
45. No Body, No Crime: I would absolutely hide bodies for her. I would die for her.
45. Betty: I have questions? Also, I 🖤 when she says fuck.
46: Evermore: I liked it, but I didn't have a definitive "note"
47. Antihero: HA!
48. Maroon: I really love it when she says fuck. It may be a new kink for me.
49. Lavender Haze: I really want her to get a girlfriend.
50. You're on Your Own Kid: SO GOOD!
51. Bejeweled: FUCK YES!!!
52. Mastermind: 😈😈😈 I've done this. This is me.
53. The Great War: bonded like war buddies lol
54. High Infidelity: Feels decidedly Hellcheery
55. Would've Could've Should've: DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!!!
56. Dear Reader: WOW
And I am SPENT! This was a rollercoaster of emotions, and I enjoyed the whole fucking time. I am now a ride or die T Swift fan. Dude, I had no idea. Thank you so much MJ for this guided tour, I had the best time today! 🥰
#my introduction to Taylor Swift#idontgettechnology#she loves me and she gives the best presents#taytay#tswift#taylor swift is amazing#and an angel#and we don't deserve her#i can't believe i just said that on the internet#i still also love Metallica though lol
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Jude
Sits with Interview Magazine
I: how long has it been Jude?
Jude: (chuckles) too damn long. I’m what? 37? I’m gettin too old for this.
I: The pleasure has been all ours for the many years that you have sat down with us. We value your friendship and willingness to take time out of your busy schedule to do so.
Jude: Respect man.
I: Rico The Don.
Jude: (smiles) Don Juan yessir.
I: Who is she to you?
Jude: A compass. My compass. Since coming back into the industry, she’s been that struct’cha for me. The world perceived our relationship differently in our earlier stages. She was young , real young , and people wasn’t tryna understand why I left where I was to be with her. Most people was bullshittin sayin it was sex, life crisis or some shit’ like that. (Chuckles) I was in my early thirties, covering Forbes , and winning gold, fuck a life crisis. My babygirl was my compass as I stated before and every time I got off my path, she’d be right there to see me through. (To the cameras) Go getchu a compass.
I: That was well said. I don’t think I will ever look at the word compass the same.
Jude: I’m sayin.
I: Jude, the sudden rivalry with your sons.
Jude: one son.
I: You mind explaining more in detail?
Jude: I’m not going to say his name. He doesn’t deserve that kind of expose’sa or attention. I raised all my kids to have a mind of their own, to use common sense, and to stand up for what they believe. I have no problem with my boys doin that, the girls are different; they daddies girls, you feel me? My boys though? I respect their stance but what I won’t tolerate and what will get ya feelings hurt, is disrespecting me. You won’t go far with that Han’. Respect goes a long way. You got to rememba’ I paved the way, bow the fuck down and humble yaself or I’ll do it for you.
I: One of the most touching subjects that no one has had the courage to talk or ask about was the death hoax. You’ve asked platforms to not ask the question but you have had a change of heart and chose us to share that with us which I’m very grateful. Jude what happened on that day? Bali....you left Rico on this island and you were gone from the world. What triggered the idea?
Jude: bein at war with myself. I left my marriage , was on the brick end of divorce. Everybody thinks that it had everything to do with Rico, that wasn’t the case. Rico came right there near the end. Jayde and I weren’t in the best place at that time and when it became evident that we were finished, it did a numba’ on me. Divorce is tough. We have children, businesses, family members on both ends, friends on both ends, I divorced everyone and so did she. It’s a sad thing. So with that, my struggles with having to split our children at the time, to split our family period...all that guilt caught up with me. Suicide was my choice. Neva told nobody that shit cept Don. I couldn’t go along with it so..
I: you found a way to do it without having to end your life.
Jude: Exactly. Best choice? Yes and No. The aftermath hurt people that I loved, which is what I’m dealing with now. Even after 3 odd years. People still affected. I get it, but it’s time they know that it wasn’t to spite them, make em feel a way, at that point, that moment, that second, I made the decision to end it. The way I was lookin at it was aight, y’all hate me already for divorcin and cheatin, I hate myself too, why don’t I leave?
I: We are glad you didnt leave Jude.
Jude: Appreciate That. I do. Facts are facts. I made that choice, I got to live with those consequences. Good news though? I taught my kids common sense. A few anyway, after they got their disapproval out the way, they hurt, they picked their pops up, secured his wounds, now we workin on fixin our relationship. I love em. Same goes for Rico. Cept she licked my wounds. (Laughing) Nah I’m fuckin witcha...(winks)
Hear more of this interview on our home page at Interview Magazine.
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old myspace surveyyy
1. Last beverage: Iced tea
2. Last phone call: My mom i believe
3. Last song you listened to: Closer- the chainsmokers ft halsey
4. Last time you cried: today
5. Have you dated someone twice: kind of. my current boyfriend and i dated before but it was only like 2 weeks and then we didnt date again til 5 months later, and now were still together which has been 15 months. i dont really consider he first time an actual relationship lmao
6. Have you ever been cheated on: Not that I am aware of.
7. Kissed someone & regretted it: eh, my first kiss was awful
8. Have you lost someone special: yeah my dad died.
9. What are your three favorite colors: lilac, cyan, pink
10. Met someone who changed you in the past month: not in the past month
11. Kissed anyone on your friends list: yeah
12. How many kids do you want: none.
13. Do you want any pets: i have two cats
14. Do you want to change your name: yeah i do
15. What did you do for your last birthday: Had dinner with my boyfriends parents, then had a small party with a few friends and my boyfriend, but that was it. Wasnt so lit.
16. What time did you wake up today: i woke up at 10 am i think
17. Name something you CANNOT wait for: to finally move out
18. Last time you saw your mother: um. like 10 minutes ago lol
19. Most visited webpage: youtube
20. Nicknames: Jen, Babygirl, i dont really have nicknames that much
21. Relationship status: Taken
22. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
23. Male or female: female
24. Height: 5′1
25. Do you have a crush on someone: my boyfriend
26. Piercings: I got my ears pierced when i was 18 but i took it out apparently too soon and they shut. I am going to get them redone but im just lazy
27. Tattoos: none as of now
28. Strong or Weak: physically or emotionally..haha..
FIRSTS
29. First surgery: wisdom teeth
30. First best friend: Eric or Reis
31. First sport you joined: softball when i was 7/8
32. First vacation: British columbia when i was 4/5
33. First school: Joseph welsh
34. First pair of trainers: If trainers you mean shoes but in a british lingo..uhh i dont know. DC shoes? those ugly fat skater shoes.
WHICH IS BETTER
35. Lips or eyes: eyes
36. Hugs or kisses: honestly both, but idk it depends. sometimes i love hugs because i like feeling him hold me and against me , but kisses are so sweet
37. Shorter or taller: taller
38. Older or younger: older
39. Romantic or spontaneous: both
40. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.
41. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
42. Shy or outgoing: a bit of both. im really outgoing so in a relationship it doesnt matter for me. but i dont really like people who cant make conversations at all..
HAVE YOU EVER
43. Kissed a stranger: I dont think so.
44. Gotten a speeding ticket: No
45. Lost glasses/contacts: i dont wear glasses or contacts
46. Sex on first date: nope. but oral sex yeah.
47. Broken someone’s heart: i have but whatever.
48. Been arrested: No
49. Have you turned someone down: yeah but thats cause this dude wouldnt stop trying to date me and the funny part is he didnt even live in the same fucking city as me so idk why he kept trying so hard. I also had a dude back in highschool who i still chat with try to date me but ive turned him down couple of times but he knows now.
50. Fallen for a friend: not really.
51. Moved out of town: no
BELIEVE IN
52. Miracles: ehhh
53. Love at first sight: no. but i mean i know when i first met my boyfriend i was like oh hell yeah. but its not love.
54. Heaven: yeah
55. Santa Claus: no and never have.
56. Kiss on the first date: sure. ive done it. idk how you cant believe in a kiss?? lmao
57. Angels: yeah
58. Yourself: no
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no.
60. Been in love with someone you couldn’t be with?: yeah but not “in love”.
61. Ever cheated on somebody: No i am not a cunt.
62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: i would love to relive my first date with Connor, i dont know why. i wouldnt change anything but that day was really awesome.
63. Are you afraid of falling in love: No.
64. Was your last relationship a mistake? well i guess, since i am in a different one right? it wasnt a mistake per-say but he was a waste of time.
65. Do you miss your last relationship? god no.
66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
connor, the other day <3
67. Have you ever been depressed? yeah i have depression.
68. Are you insecure? yeah but im getting better.
69. How do you want to die? in my bed, while asleep.
70. Do you bite your nails? lol i am currently.
71. When was your last physical fight? Ive never really had one.
72. Do you have an attitude? yeah. i can have one.
73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti? twirl if i ever eat it. i hate spaghetti. Connor loves it though..
74. Do you tan a lot? eh no
75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving? yeah usually while on a trip
76. Ever made out in a bathroom? yeah.
77. Would you take any of your exes back? Not at all! Barf.
78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? depends on the time.
79. What are your plans for this weekend? it is the weekend currently, nothing is planned.
80. Do you type fast? yeah
81. Can you spell well? i think i do.
82: What are you craving right now? nothing actually.
83. Have you ever been on a horse? yeah a few times.
84. Would you live with someone without marrying them? yeah my boyfriend lmao
85. What’s irritating you right now? my dry skin atm.
86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? yeah.
87. Does somebody love you? yeah my man does. lmao
88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car? a few times
89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate? milk. white chocolate is nasty
90. Do you have trust issues? i kind of do.
91. Longest relationship? my one i am in currently which so far is a one year and 3 months
92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? i am sure he thinks about me every so often, i mean i sometimes think about them for no reason and not the “i miss you” thinking just like something reminds me of them or whatver. Im sure they think of me sometime. i dont really care lol
93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs? yah lol
94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? no
95. Did you have dream last night? yeah i dont remember it anymore
96. Have you ever been out of state? yeah
97. Do you play the Wii? eh not anymore. i dont like the wii or the wii u, i tried to like the nintendo products but i am more into Playstation ;)
98. Do you like Chinese food? i do
99. Are you afraid of the dark? sometimes
100. Is cheating ever okay? No.
101. What year has been your best? 2015 so far and 2016 wasnt really so bad.
102. Do you believe in true love? yeah i guess
103. Favorite weather? fall weather. where its warm but kind of cloudy, where you can wear whatever you want and you wont be too cold or too warm.
104. Do you like the snow? NO
105. Do you like the outside? yeah i do.
106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? yeah i like when connor does
107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? yes
108. What makes you happy? cats
109. Ever been to Alaska? no
110. Ever been to Hawaii? no
111. Do you watch the news? usually like to keep an eye on whats happening with the world. like now.
112. Do you love MTV? no
113. Do you like subway? yeah but its not my fav anymore. but i do crave it randomly
114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? no lol were dating.
115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well my best friend of the opposite sex is my boyfriend..so...
116. Why did you decide to do this quiz? im bored
117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? yeah actually one time my mom and i were shopping and we saw this crazy lady that we know. and so we kept avoiding here while we were grocery shopping and we actually got away lol thank god. she is so annoying. When my dad died she told my mom she had to get rid of his pictures. like mcfuck off.
118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yeah a few
119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? connor
120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Jennifer
121. Ever bought condoms? no. we dont use condoms
122. Ever gotten pregnant? No. thank god
123. Have you ever slipped on ice? im sure
124 Have you ever missed the bus? yeah
125. Have you left the house without money? i have once. i was working too and on my break i was heading to get food and then i realized i forgot my wallet. -___-
126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes? no. just weed.
127. Have you ever smoked a cigar? no
128. Did you ever drink alcohol? yeah of course.
129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”? yes. one of my favs
130. Have you ever been overweight? last year i went on medication that made me gain 20 pounds, but i lost all that weight now thank god. I wasnt over weight but i was kind of chubby. Im back to my skinny-self thank god!
131. Ever been to a wedding? yeah
132. Ever been in a wedding? yeah my cousin got married in 2013 and asked my sister and i to be apart of it. worst idea ever. We werent really apart of it. she had her friends in it and my sister and i were just kind of the side bridemaids..yah weird.
133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yeah back when i didnt have an ipad or iphone.
134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight? i sometimes binge netflix when im with my boyfriend
135. Ever kissed in the rain? no
136. Did you ever shower with someone else? yeah i have with my boyfriend. it was really intimate lol
137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test? i have only ever failed the written exam where they ask you all that stupid shit and you have to remember speed and signs. but my actualy drivig test, i passed first try!
138. Ever been outside your home country? yeah to canada
139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yeah we used to drive to vancouver or south BC which would take 13 hours.
140. Ever been to a professional sports game? NO
141. Have you ever broken a bone? no surprisingly i havent. even though i got hit by a car..
142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life? no :(
143. Ever get engaged? no
144. Have you ever been on a diet? kind of.
145. Have you ever been on TV? kind of. not really.
146. Ever ridden in a taxi? yeah. with my boyfriend, its really awkward and weird...
147. Ever been to prom? we dont have prom here in canada but we do get dressed up in nice dresses and have dinner and a dance, but not prom. But yeah i did go.
148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more? yeah i think 2 days
149 Have you ever been to a concert? yeah. my first was...Jonas brothers...BARFFF. thanks 12 year old me -.-
150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work? i did have a little crush on the security guard. but not a big crush.
151. Have you ever been in a car accident? i got hit by a car
152. Ever had braces? yeah from 12-14. (gr.6-8)
153. Did you ever learn another language? i tried french. but i cant speak it. i gave up. I wish i could learn something different.
154. Do you wear make-up? yeah.
155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out? yeah when i was 18 i got put completely out and had surgery to get them out.
156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself? yeah.
157. Ever dyed your hair? yeah ive dyed it reddish, darker brown, fire ombre (look it up it was awesome), blonde, ash blonde, blonde with purple tips and then now i just dyed it back to brown which is its natural colour. i like it blonde but im starting to like it back at its natural state.
158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes? yeah ive worn my sisters clothes
159. Ever ridden in an ambulance? no
160. Ever ridden in a helicopter? no
161. Ever caught the stove on fire? no
162. Ever meet someone famous? no
163. Ever been on an airplane? yeah i was only on a plane from here (canada) to california and back. but thats it. my first time it was really nerve-racking, but on the way back it was chill. i dont like being that high up lol
164. Ever been on a boat? yeah a few times. its kay
165. Ever broken something expensive? no
166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14? no. my first actual kiss wasnt til i was 18..lol
167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground? yeah my fucking life.
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100 songs for the ultimate 2017 playlist: this is Estelle’s picks for the best DAMN. tracks of the year.
2017 is the year when everyone is tired of all the bullshit. It is the year when you can’t just be a silent witness. It is the year when whistleblowers brought horrible people down, some of which managed to keep a shiny facade for decades all while being pieces of crap behind closed doors. It is the year (Afro-)American football athletes acted like heroes. It is the year Australia voted in favour of same-sex marriage and realized that love was the answer.
Don’t get me wrong: 2017 was horrible in an awful lot of ways. But we need to look at the positive if we want to be able to advance in 2018. Many artists felt the need to address the state of the world as it is right now and managed to make diamonds from the coal. Some were confrontational, some were loving and caring. But all of the artists behind the 100 songs on this list helped on their own scale to make our lives more bearable.
As usual, this is my personal list of the best jams of 2017; Léa's list of 100 songs and Mathieu’s choices are also available now. If you want more music, you can revisit my lists of 2014, 2015 and 2016. This time, however, the top 50 tracks will come with a short description so you can know what to expect from them.
100. Cardi B – Bodak Yellow 99. Nilufer Yanya – Golden Cage 98. Wolf Alice – Don’t Delete The Kisses 97. Priests – Nothing Feels Natural 96. Tove Lo – Disco Tits 95. Vince Staples – Crabs In A Bucket 94. Sampha – (No One Knows Me) Like The Piano 93. Future – Mask Off 92. Tops – Petals 91. Cuesta Loeb – Grass It Grows 90. Sleigh Bells – Rainmaker 89. Kesha – Praying 88. Tyler, The Creator feat. ASAP Rocky – Who Dat Boy 87. Father John Misty – Pure Comedy 86. Remo Drive – Art School 85. French Montana feat. Sae Lee – Unforgettable 84. Miguel – Told You So 83. MØ – Nights With You 82. SZA feat. Travis Scott – Love Galore 81. Methyl Ethel – Ubu 80. Carly Rae Jepsen – Cut To The Feeling 79. Alex Lahey – I Haven’t Been Taking Care Of Myself 78. Paramore – Hard Times 77. Jay-Z - The Story of O.J. 76. Charly Bliss – Westermarck
75. King Krule - Dum Surfer 74. The Courtneys - Minnesota 73. LCD Soundsystem – tonite 72. Jay Som – Baybee 71. Slowdive – Don’t Know Why 70. Charli XCX feat. Uffie – Babygirl 69. Lorde – Perfect Places 68. Kelly Lee Owens feat. Jenny Hval – Anxi. 67. Haim – Want You Back 66. Naomi Elizabeth – When You Got The Best You’re Like Wow 65. Japandroids – North East South West 64. Hannah Diamond - Never Again 63. Washed Out – Get Lost 62. BROCKHAMPTON – GUMMY 61. Mura Masa feat. Charli XCX – 1 Night 60. Lana Del Rey feat. The Weeknd – Lust For Life 59. Tkay Maidza & Danny L Harle - Bom Bom 58. Phoebe Bridgers – Motion Sickness 57. St. Vincent – Los Ageless 56. Charly Bliss – Percolator 55. Haim – Right Now 54. Real Estate – Darling 53. Pale Waves – There’s A Honey 52. Makthaverskan – In My Dreams 51. Julien Baker – Appointments
50. Saya - Cold Fire
Canadian newcomer Saya proves that the coolest pop happens North of the border with Cold Fire, the sonic equivalent to a dark thick and sexy cloud of smoke. And it feels just as dangerous as the title implies it.
49, Beach Fossils – Down The Line
Driven by a bouncy bass line worthy of Joy Division, Down the Line sees Beach Fossils revealing a 4am indie text message of a track, a low-key anthem to living a slacker life and trying to find someone to share it with.
48. Calvin Harris feat. Frank Ocean & Migos – Slide
Calvin Harris created with Slide the dancefloor number we always knew Frank Ocean had in him, with inspiration from Thinking 'Bout You's echoed handclaps and Nikes' pitched up vocal hook. More important, Ocean sounds fun in a way we rarely see in his solo work. Migos' verses only add more spice.
47. The Drums – Blood Under My Belt
One of the best songs of the summer, Blood Under My Belt is a catchy slice of effortless indie pop that should stand the test of time like The Drums' best material for decades to come.
46. Lorde – Supercut
Lorde embodies the millennial generation through one of our best guilty pleasures: supercut videos. The song feels as dizzying as the lyrics, with various moving parts stitched together better than any supercut you'll find on YouTube.
45. Kendrick Lamar – DNA.
Kendrick Lamar's attack mode is something to behold. On DNA. he raps about his blackness and attacks FOX News' divisive and clueless stances, all while riding one of the hardest beat of the year on the track's back end.
44. Selena Gomez – Bad Liar
Selena Gomez gets serious indie cred for sampling Psycho Killer's bass line, and the fact that it's pretty much all that backs her up on Bad Liar showcases her talent as a charismatic interpret for this year's best low-key pop moment.
43. Courtney Barnett & Kurt Vile - Over Everything
Two of the greatest slack-rock icons of today pair up for some serious hammock soundtrack as Courtney Barnett and Kurt Vile stop time together in the chilliest of ways on Over Everything.
42. Björk - The Gate
"It’s about rediscovering love", said Björk to Dazed about her latest album, Utopia. Lead single The Gate showcases the veteran artist surrounded by reverb and deep love, pleading for the unnamed "you" to care for her until Arca's production finally takes over.
41. LCD Soundsystem - call the police
James Murphy and his friends have lost nothing of their dance-punk instincts and LCD Soundsystem builds another snowballing number with call the police, a track that becomes so manic you might as well text the cops.
40. Colour Of Spring - Love
Leeds' best-kept secret, Colour of Spring is yet to release a full album, but Love sounds like it came from a classic shoegaze band with years of experience, all while keeping the urgency of someone trying to break out into the scene.
39. Kelela - LMK
Kelela came of age on Take Me Apart, her first full-length album and LMK is the sound of an artist finding her own, unique lane. Here, Kelela mixes Smooth R&B vocals to a bass-heavy beat from the future.
38. (Sandy) Alex G - Bobby
(Sandy) Alex G's latest album was a little less lo-fi than his earlier works, but Bobby proves that he can still make charming and honest folk music when he wants. Emily Yacina's voice only adds more warmth to a track as comfortable as a blanket.
37. The War On Drugs - Holding On
Channeling the gods of classic rock and indie, The War On Drugs deliver one of the band's most immediate and blown up song of its catalogue with the urgent Holding On.
36. Mac Demarco - My Old Man
Freak folk icon Mac DeMarco realizes he is becoming like his father in the worst ways on My Old Man, but his trademark no fuss delivery renders his uh-ohs as charming as he can be.
35. Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
The exact moment where grunge, SoundCloud, hip-hop and mainstream collided together, XO TOUR Llif3 is one of the most depressing but also fascinating singles to make it to the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100.
34. Kevin Morby - City Music
Even with a limited set of lyrics, folk rock artist Kevin Morby channels his inner Marquee Moon on the ambitious City Music, a musical trip that starts with a soothing guitar riff and turns into a damn fine jam.
33. Miguel feat. Travis Scott - Sky Walker
It's no news that Miguel can do sexy, but with Sky Walker, he injects a whole dose of fun and raunchy one-liners to his music for a smooth party number.
32. Alvvays - In Undertow
On In Undertow, indie pop darlings Alvvays' comeback single, the Canadian band sounds more direct and confident than ever. With its waves of guitar wooshes and Molly Rankins’ unique voice, it’s a real heartthrob.
31. Frank Ocean - Chanel
Frank Ocean is on a streak; after releasing the outstanding Blonde in 2016, he came back with several singles in 2017. On Chanel, he blurs the lines between rapping and crooning, carrying the sparse production all the way over the high expectations he now has to deal with.
30. Alice Glass - Without Love
God bless Alice Glass and her comeback. There was no better way to start the next chapter of her career than with such a devastating electropop single, one where she channels a mix of the darkest parts of Samus from Metroid and Grimes for unique results.
29. SZA - Drew Barrymore
Perhaps the biggest revelation of 2017, SZA exposes all of her flaws and insecurities on Drew Barrymore, an honest R&B ballad set to a gin-fuelled backbeat. Her skilful flow in the verses is only a bonus.
28. Miya Folick - Give It To Me
Miya Folick showcases a sweet voice over a sparse guitar riff until she really, really wants you to give it to her. Then, her voice launches into the stratosphere as goosebumps emerge from your entire body.
27. Slowdive - Sugar For The Pill
Sugar for the Pill is quite the ballad, but it is still the most pop Slowdive has ever been with Neil Halstead's voice front and center over the dreamy guitars.
26. Vince Staples - Big FIsh
Don't let the banging beat or an uncredited Juicy J fool you with its club-ready hook; Vince Staples is not praising partying, money and booze on Big Fish. He instead reflects on his past misfortunes and how he can try to leave it behind him.
25. Thundercat - Friend Zone
No one did groovy in 2017 the way Thundercat did. Friend Zone is the best example of this, with its dizzying synths, bouncy bass line and Thundercat's unique voice.
24. Jay Som - The Bus Song
Jay Som is a low-key girl. She makes bedroom pop and likes the bus. Yet on The Bus Song, she hints at bigger ambitions with her rich arrangements and undeniable sense of melody.
23. Jay-Z - 4:44
One year after Beyoncé called him out for cheating on Lemonade, Jay-Z takes the blame and faces how he fucked up on 4:44. And unlike the wave of apologies that came out in the last few months, this one feels sincere. Oh, and it's got quite the beat too.
22, Waxahatchee - Never Been Wrong
Katie Crutchfield opens her fourth album as Waxahatchee with a solid rock single, ready to defeat someone who wronged her badly - and who is definitely going to regret it.
21. Screaming Females - Glass House
This post-punk number is driven by an incessant bassline and start-stops from the rest of the band while Marissa Paternoster gives an unforgettable vocal performance.
20. The xx - I Dare You
Oliver Sim and Romy's voices intertwine perfectly on I Dare You, pleading to fall in love over a Jamie xx beat that recalls the band’s early days.
19. Charly Bliss - Glitter
Real glitter is apparently as toxic to the environment than the relationship Eva Hendricks details in this track, one that matches powerpop and indie aspirations with melody, fun and one hell of a hook.
18. Pierre Kwenders - Sexus Plexus Nexus
Polyglot, Montréal-based Pierre Kwenders offers a smooth as hell mix of world music on Sexus Plexus Nexus, a track that should bring bodies closer to each other on any dancefloor.
17. Tyler, The Creator feat. Frank Ocean & Steve Lacy - 911/Mr. Lonely
Tyler, The Creator enlists Steve Lacy and Frank Ocean for a breezy complaint about being lonely on 911, a trend he flips on the Mr. Lonely part of the song. There, he quits playing games and admits that he can't even lie, he's been lonely as fuck.
16. Mount Eerie - Real Death
Death became a common theme in music lately, and Mount Eerie's mourning of his wife on Real Death might be the most honest, direct and arresting testament of grief yet.
15. The War On Drugs - Thinking Of A Place
It's not the first trick in the book to release a comeback single that runs for eleven minutes. But The War On Drugs pulls it off with Thinking Of A Place, a song that embraces classic and indie rock in a laidback way. After all, we've got all our time.
14. Slowdive - Slomo
Slowdive's Slomo is seven minutes of pure bliss. Three decades in the scene, the British band manages to bring a track that already sits up there as one of the best shoegaze anthems.
13. Khalid - Young Dumb & Broke
"Yeah we're just young, dumb and broke, but we still got love to give" sings the newly Grammy nominated Khalid. Here, he delivers a laidback anthem for a generation that has nothing else to do but get high and live its life like there are still plenty of tomorrows.
12. St. Vincent - New York
St. Vincent is now an insane BDSM lord, but her most powerful single in 2017 was still a tender ballad called New York. Is it a love letter to the city? To David Bowie? To her ex? No answer can be as satisfying as the way she says "motherfucker" in the track.
11. Julien Baker - Turn Out The Lights
Julien Baker knows how to strip naked her emotions in her songs. In Turn Out the Lights' finale, she lets it all out as she realizes she needs to get out of her lowest point on her own.
10. Julie Byrne - Natural Blue
Singer-songwriter Julie Byrne looks as peaceful as ever on the cover of her latest indie folk album Not Even Happiness, and highlight ballad Natural Blue feels just as comforting.
9. Japandroids - No Known Drink Or Drug
All Japandroids songs are propelled by a crunchy riff and a big rush of passion. No Known Drink Or Drug just happens to pack an unmatched level of it all, as rock and love triumphs in a truly life-affirming anthem.
8. Alvvays - Dreams Tonite
Dreams Tonite unfolds like a flower in Spring, with Molly Rankin's voice as sweet as a late-night milkshake for a soothing and timeless twee pop number.
7. Perfume Genius - Slip Away
The single most uplifting moment in a song this year comes exactly 49 seconds into Slip Away. Perfume Genius opens the curtains wide to show his love to the world in the loudest chamber pop number.
6. Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
Kendrick never really left, but HUMBLE. hits harder than any comeback. Kung Fu Kenny's first solo #1 saw him take the throne and shut down all pretenders as hip-hop biggest force.
5. Lorde - Green Light
Lorde is all grown up now and she knows how to build a memorable, if quirkily constructed, hit single. Green Light is the sound of a popstar hitting her zeitgeist, a dance song that feels vital.
4. Charli XCX - Boys
My favorite emoji lately has hearts in lieu of eyes and Boys sounds like its favorite song. Here, Charli gets lost in her pretty boys' fantasies, laying in a bed full of heart-shaped pillows, and forgets about her problems, one game coin sound at a time.
3. Lana Del Rey - Love
After years of dark and bleak songs, Lana Del Rey decided in 2017 to look out for us. For the first time, she sounds happy and bubbly: Love was the unexpected rush of hope we so desperately needed this year. "Don't worry baby..."
2. Vince Staples - Yeah Right
With boundaries-pushing production from SOPHIE and Flume, Vince Staples provides the most forward-thinking rap song of the year. Add Kendrick flexing one of his best flows in a guest verse and you've got the biggest banger you haven't heard yet on Yeah Right.
1. Sorority Noise - No Halo
Written by Cameron Boucher as he pulled off in front of his friend's house, forgetting he passed away a year ago, No Halo is emo's most essential single in this decade. An arresting number, the song reaches a whole new level on its gut-wrenching chorus.In a year when our heads spun out of control in all directions, No Halo is a reminder that life is short and that you should tell your close ones that you love them before it’s too late.
This is it for this year, one in which I found myself toying with the top 10 up until the very last minute. If you want to listen to these songs, I encourage you to check the Spotify playlist at the bottom that should contain almost all of the tracks you’ve seen here.
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I hate you lmao. 1. Are looks important in a relationship? No
2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes
3. Are you a virgin? Nope
4. Are you in a relationship? Nope
5. Are you in love? Unfortunetely i am.
6. Are you single this year? I guess
7. Can you commit to one person? Yes.
8. Describe your crush. He’s got dark hair, and the most amazing smile ive ever seen in my entire life. And his lips are so nice. His eyes make me drift away every time i see them.
9. Describe your perfect mate. Honestly i cant
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Sometimes.
11. Do you ever want to get married? Yeah eventually
12. Do you forgive betrayal? Rarely
13. Do you get jealous easily? Yes and its a huge problem
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Well duh
15. Do you have any piercings? Yes, i have my ears, bellybutton, and conch.
16. Do you have any tattoos? Yeah one on my left wrist.
17. Do you like kissing in public? Actually yes
20. Do you shower every day? Just about.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Idk anymore
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? No
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Probably not.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yeah maybe
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeah but he didnt mean it
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes
28. Have you ever been cheated on? All the time
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Onceand ill never do it again.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Yes, my lips, and my weight.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Both
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Uhhh
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yeah
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Almost, half way ;)
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes :/
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yeah
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes absolutely
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? I do right now.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Yeah
41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yeah
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Well i always like to be touching the othet person
43. How long was your longest relationship? 9 months
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? A lot tbh for guys, ive dated 3 girls.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? Fuck if i know lol.
46. How many times did you have sex last year? Like 2
47. How old are you? Nunya
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? To go for it
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Dont
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?Hell no 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yeah..
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?Yeah because they broke me badly 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? No
54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes. My best mate.
55. Share a relationship story. I loved him, he loved me, boom lost virginity, boom he cheated. Good story.
56. State 8 facts about your body. I have a birthmark on the back of my head. I have long legs. I have small ears. I have stretch marks. My left boob is bigger than my right. I have an innie belly button. I have two scars on my right hand from curling my hair and burning myself. I have blue eyes.
57. Things you want to say to an ex. Fuck you.
58. What are five ways to win your heart? Being funny, loving all of me, panda express, being comfortable with me, and being you.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)Lol look at my profile pic im lazy. 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Uhhh damn this gonna be weird. But like 8 years. Oops. Age doesn’t always matter to me.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Their eyes.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Rent a hotel room, put red and pink rose petals all over the bed, light some candles, blindfold me and ;) boom. Cliche i know.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?Well kids, its when a dick goes in a vagina or a mouth or for females, it involes some tongue action 64. What is your definition of cheating? Anything to do with another person someone likes really. Even saying they are cute.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Tbh idek
66. What is your favourite roleplay? Uhh idk im lame
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Honestly i dont even need money spent on me. Just relaxing at home cuddling watching scary movies and eating popcorn is amazing
68. What is your sexual orientation? Well, i go by bisexual but really pansexual i just hate explaining it all the time.
69. What turns you off? When someone is bragging about their self
70. What turns you on? Neck kisses, lip biting, spanking.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I dont remember
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? “Fuck you’re tight” “damn babygirl” those are my fav ;)
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Just to genuinely care about me
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Idk
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Bought me some art stuff and flowers
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I gave them all my money so they could buy something for someone they cared about
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? It doesnt matter too much but there is a limit. A 15 year old should not be dating a 30 year old.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? If i told you i would have to kill you
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? Today, i cant have who she has.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today.
81. Who are five people you find attractive? Uh im gonna do people i actually know. Cale, simon, dan, nicole, jaden.
82. Who is the last person you hugged? My mom
83. Who was your first kiss with? My ex when i was like 14
84. Why did your last relationship fail? He completely ignored me and ghosted me.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I have and still would.
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1. Are looks important in a relationship? No, but being physically attracted to your mate is equally as important and emotionally and mentally attractive 2. Are relationships ever worth it? Some are 3. Are you a virgin? No 🙊 4. Are you in a relationship? I'm married 5. Are you in love? Yes 💕💕 6. Are you single this year? Nope 7. Can you commit to one person? Yes!! 8. Describe your crush Well, my daddy (hubs) is my crush :3 He's strong and hardworking and handsome and smart *blushes* 9. Describe your perfect mate Someone who believes in commitment, is open minded, and affectionate 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes 11. Do you ever want to get married? I am married haha 12. Do you forgive betrayal? Depends on what it is 13. Do you get jealous easily? Yes 🙊 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? My hubby 15. Do you have any piercings? Two in each ear 16. Do you have any tattoos? Not yet 17. Do you like kissing in public? I don't mind it, as long as it's not overboard. It makes me uncomfortable then 20. Do you shower every day? I try to :) 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I know daddy does 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Uhm...I dunno 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Try 6 years 😂🙊 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I think I'll still be married in 5 years 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Id like to stay in a relationship 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes 🙊 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Nope 28. Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? I have...and I regret it 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Yes 🙊 I try to be body positive but I really don't like my nose. 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yes.. 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yes, I have 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Ummm *blushes* yes 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? No *hides face* but I wouldn't mind it if I had permission from daddy 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? My husband is older than me (by like 3 months haha) 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? I had a crush on my best friend in high school 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Nope lol 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? I didn't expect to fall for my husband as hard as I did when we met, but here we are 6 years later 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? I have 😂🙊 41. Have you had sex so far this year? I have 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 2 seconds 😂😂😂 43. How long was your longest relationship? 6 years and counting 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? I've only had 3 serious boyfriends, one is now my husband. 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? 5 I had to think 😂 46. How many times did you have sex last year? Too many 😂 maybe 500 times lmfao 47. How old are you? 22 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I hope it works out for you. 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? How kind and patient he is 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Lmao boy bye! 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? My husband. 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? I gave up on certain family members because they aren't worth the pain anymore. 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I don't think so. 54. Is there someone you will never forget? Absolutely 55. Share a relationship story. Well, one time when I was 17 my now husband and I were making out in a parking lot and a guy on a tractor drove by reeeeeal slow and just stared 😂 it was awkward 56. State 8 facts about your body I have an autoimmune/auto inflammatory disease called Hidradenitis so I have a lot of scars, I also have conglobata and t makes me really insecure about my skin, I have a metal plate in my right wrist holding it together, I've had an epidural in my neck for a week, ummm...I don't know much else. 57. Things you want to say to an ex I hope you're able to find happiness. Even though you cheated on me with my "best friend" I hope it was worth it and you're doing well. 58. What are five ways to win your heart? Candy, stuffies, anything pink, glitter, and affection 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) Maybe when I get a few more followers:) 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 2 years 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Physically: their eyes, mentally/emotionally their tone when speaking. 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Let me submit myself 100% to them 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? 😂😂 ummm... 👉🏻👌🏻 64. What is your definition of cheating? Mentally or physically giving yourself to someone else 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? *blushes* role play or being tied up 66. What is your favourite roleplay? I like age play 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Good food, strong drinks, and good company 68. What is your sexual orientation? Bi curious 69. What turns you off? Rudeness, aggressiveness, being too assertive when we first meet 70. What turns you on? Kindness, smiles, soft words, being called "Babygirl" 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? 😂😂 let's just say it involved rope and an audience 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? "You're mine" or just moans from my guy. 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Pet my hair 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? I like a guy with big hands. Not like freakishly big, but strong hands. 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Bought me everything off my makeup wish list 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Ummm...idk. I like making random just because gift bags for people I care about 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Age doesn't matter between 2 consenting adults. I do not condone relationships between adults and minors. So if there's a 30+ age difference, as long as they're adults and care about each other who cares? 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? I have a lot of girl on girl fantasies 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? 😂😂 I get jealous when girls even look at my guy 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? This morning 81. Who are five people you find attractive? My husband #1, then after that there's celebrity crushes. Chris pine, Robert Downey Jr, and Alexis Bliedel 😂 82. Who is the last person you hugged? My son 83. Who was your first kiss with? His name was Jake lmfao 84. Why did your last relationship fail? He cheated 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? If I was single, possibly. But I'm not 🤷🏻♀️
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