#he is bitching at you for being careless while he lovingly sews up the holes in your clothes

[feelboss]

"astarion would make sweeping romantic gestures astarion would get his partner flowers and chocolate and book a restaurant and-"

no. you want wyll or gale or karlach. astarion's sweeping romantic gesture would be " is that guy bothering you queen. want me to kill him. im killing him."

i feel like the most genuinely romantic things he'd possibly do is bring random shit that reminds him of his partner and dump it on their door. rip out someone's heart and hand it over. after drinking from it.