#he is astoundingly bad at social interaction and yet somehow people keep throwing pussy at him
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*dreamily* melodramatic fucking
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that he is
#im ruminating on my favorite byronic mad scientist:#pellinore warthrop#he is so. SO fucking incredible#he hates every bed he encounters#he ONLY drinks darjeeling tea and fucking espresso#he does not give a single tinker's damn about his appearance EXCEPT for when his professional reputation is at stake#and/or Hes Going To Stepdad's House#he is SO OBSESSED with his legacy and his work and being remembered#he is SO FUCKING BAD at public speaking#he is astoundingly bad at social interaction and yet somehow people keep throwing pussy at him#and then if it works immediately regretting their mistake because hes actually awful#not to mention his simultaneous self flagellation and possession of an ego the size of fucking Texas#and codependence with a goddamn 13 year old#HES SO GOOD#horrible self absorbed genius who DOESNT FUCK and is BAD AT MAKING CHOICES
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