#he is 4 he is 18 he is half angel half human he/they supremacy

[estrel]

for @ickyv29​ ‘s prompt: Claire taking Jack out of the bunker so Cas and Dean can set up a surprise party? Chaos ensues. 

here you go !! jack looks like he’s in his teens for this one, but he did that just to hang out w claire god bles <3 also falls into transnatural,, you’ll see why (^:

It’s always spooky seeing Jack age up in front of her very eyes. One second he’s practically just a step up from a toddler, and the next, Jack is taller than Claire and wearing the exact same goofy smile on his face.

She supposes the one good thing that comes out of it is that none of them have to guess at what he’ll look like in the future when he’s older. He still looks just the same as he does when he’s three feet tall or whatever, except that maybe he seems a little calmer, and Claire feels a little more comfortable talking to him as if they’re friends rather than...half...step...siblings? 

Which is why she agrees to take care of him for the day, with the intention of showing him her favorite “grown up” spots, though she promises Dean that everything they’re doing will be kosher.

It’s not.

“Okay Jack,” Claire claps a hand on his shoulder, much sturdier than the one she’s used to poking at when they’re playing with legos on the Bunker floor. “Are you ready to be a big kid now?”

He nods fervently and she smiles, pulling a little on his shirt sleeve so that he’ll follow her into the mall.

The grown up spots she intends to take Jack to are mild, at best. She just thinks he should be able to get the full teenage experience, even if she never really did, and he isn’t really a teen. 

The first place they stop at is Claire’s, rightfully so. Jack, like everyone else she has ever known, points at the sign and nudges her. She expects the usual comment about “they named you after the store,” but instead he says, “They named the store after you,” and she nods her head in agreement.

“Sure did,” she says, “how do you feel about getting your ears pierced?”

They step inside, and Jack takes in all the rows of merchandise. “Pierced? Won’t Dad and Dee and Sam get mad?” 

Claire shrugs, watching Jack’s eyes light up when he sees the over-the-top girly accessories. “No big deal, you can always just heal the holes right up with your super powers, can’t you?” 

She calls Jack’s nephil magic “super powers” to please him, under the guise that it makes more sense to passerby if she’s talking to a four year old about super powers rather than angel mojo. 

It does the job, so he agrees, and the next thing she knows, they’re walking out of Claire’s with a bag full of flowery headwear and Jack’s two pierced ears.

Claire would be lying if she said her heart wasn’t racing thinking about the potential lecture she’d receive from Jack’s dads. But it was worth it to see Jack look at her like she hung the moon, a hand constantly raising to touch tentatively at his ears. 

“Next up,” she announces, “mani-pedis.”

“What’s that?”

Claire holds out her hand, chipped with black nail polish. “Nail painting. You’re gonna love it.”

She’s not really the type to get a manicure—in fact, Claire’s probably only had one in her life when she was like eight—but half of these (all of these) activities are more so to cater to Jack on his birthday, and the stuff he’d enjoy (and also whatever would piss off Dean the most).

And she’s right—Jack loves the little foot bath with the fancy water jets, and giggles the whole time the lady is scrubbing at his feet and nails. He enthusiastically asks for rainbow colors (a different color on each finger and toe), and Claire has to explain that he’s gotta wait patiently for them to dry or else they’ll get messed up.

“Do you like the rainbows?” Jack asks, showing them to her when they leave. She gets a feeling there’s a certain importance to the question that she’s missing, but she nods and gives him a careful fist bump. “Rainbows are sick,” she says.

“Sick,” Jack repeats, “that’s not good. Do they need medicine? What do they have?”

Claire snorts and waves him off, “No, dummy. Sick like...’cool.’”

“Ohhh,” Jack visually internalizes that thought for safekeeping, “sick.”

Claire checks her phone while they stuff their faces with mall pizza, quickly answering Kaia’s messages with a smile, assuring Jody that all is well, and sending Dean snarky comments about their surprise party taking forever to set up.

She sets her phone down to pay attention to Jack again, only to find him staring at her already, a contemplative look in his face.

“Uh...do I have food on my face or something?”

Jack shakes his head. “I had a...question.”

Oh. She leans her elbows on the table, crossing her forearms. “Okay, shoot.”

“You like girls,” he starts, and she hides an amused smirk, “and Dad and Dee like each other...but. I don’t like anybody yet because I’m not old enough and I don’t know anyone my age.”

You’re also a four year old half-angel being that’s presenting like he’s eighteen, she wants to supply, but Claire only shrugs. “You don’t gotta like anybody kiddo. Sometimes people just want friends, and that’s fine.”

He nods seriously, eyebrows furrowed. “Okay. But what about... me?”

“What about you?”

“Well I’m...I like boy things,” he says, “but I like girl things too. Does that mean I’m like Dee?”

“Bisexual?” Claire supplies, and then scrunches her face up a little, “like you said, bud, I think you’re too young to tell--”

“I know,” he chirps, and then studies his nails. “I don’t mean like that. I mean...I like those things... for me. Like, tutus and capes and man-ee-cures, and cowboy hats.”

Claire takes a second to think it over, and then it all clicks. “Oh! You mean your gender, right?”

“I think so,” he says. 

“Well all that stuff you listed has to do with gender expression. And really, anyone can dress or look however they want, regardless of pronouns or orientation. But...put it this way, would it make you feel better if people referred to you as ‘she’ and ‘her?’“

Jack shakes his head. “No...”

“Do you like ‘he’ and ‘him’?” A nod. “What about ‘they’ and ‘them’?” There’s a pause, Jack mulling it over, before he nods.

“Is it okay to have more than one?” 

“Totally okay.”

“Then yes,” they sit straighter, “I like both.”

“Cool,” Claire smiles, holding up a fist for another fist bump. Jack knocks their knuckles against hers. 

“Sick,” he agrees. 

Just then her phone starts to buzz, lighting up with a text from Cas that says ‘we’re done. you can come back now (:’ 

She looks back up at Jack with their pierced ears and rainbow nail polish.

“On second thought,” she says, standing and offering her hand, “I think they’ll love it.”

[the-littlefangirl]

1. 6x20 The man who would be king. Of course. And because I believe in edlundnatural supremacy 2nd and 3rd place are 4x16 and 5x04

2. I hate The Slice Girls with a burning passion.

3. 5 but 12 had a lot of individual strong episodes too.

4. 7 duh

5. AND I BELIEVE IN BEN EDLUND SUPREMACY (honorary award to berens and thompson tho)

6. Charlie’s death is my (queer coded) villain origin story

7.  Bloodfreak because I’m an angsty bitch (and bc s1-5 Sam was actually an interesting character lol)

8. Endverse!Cas no thoughts, head empty.

9. Conceptually Demon!Dean but on execution Endverse!Dean because the Endverse FUCKS. ME. UP.

10. Look I’d die for canon!Jack.

11. DeanCas body swap episode no thoughts, head empty (the beach should’ve been in the last episode but not an episode on itself).

12. He’s a mediocre character I am sorry. I did enjoy him on Season 15 because...

13.. ... I found his dynamic with Michael really cool (except obviously on 15x19 which made no sense and I hate it in here). I want to say that they’re in love because that would be a nice deancas he’s in love with humanity mirror but idk I don’t care enough for it to be anything else than a meme sorry.

14. It really depends on what kind of scenario. If they met their characters Jensen would freak out and that would be hilarious, for example, but if it’s just the same as The French Mistake Jensen would probably do better because he actually remembers things about the show and Jared is dumb lol.

15. RECIPROCATING WOULD BE A NICE THING TO DO, DEAN!!!!!!!!!, no one fucking dies in the finale, Human!Cas stays in the bunker in s9 and actually does stuff with them and go on hunts and basically every fanfic trope comes to life lol.

16. Soulbond where Dean can sense Cas’ feels (and there’s an explicit comment about how Cas can actually sense Dean and his prayers ;)))) )

17. OH ADVANCED THANATOLOGY FOR SURE!!!!!!

18. Ugh idk I’m actually not against the idea of them being a really slowburn and getting together at the end of Season 15 to be honest, but for MY entertainment either season 8 or season 13 :)

19. Dean would never had said anything, he’s too fucking emotionally constipated, so I loved that Cas confessed first, it was really in character to an insane degree.

20. Angel with a shotgun is fucking unbeatable it’s insane. But Forest Fire by Brighton and You by Keaton Henson make me fucking WEEP. And basically half of Sleeping at last discography lmao.

21. PHYSICAL INTIMACY TO AN ABSURD DEGREE. THEY’RE PROBABLY STANDING VERY FUCKING CLOSE TO EACH OTHER. THEY’RE PROBABLY LOOKING AT EACH OTHER’S EYES WITH SO MUCH EMOTION. IT’S PROBABLY 10 MINUTES LONG. IT’S PROBABLY HEARTBREAKING!!!!!!!

22. The entire script of Bee Movie is the soundtrack of them fucking for hours or some shit like that.

23. It’s told from Castiel’s POV:)

24. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP_mptL-AVI IT’S SO GOOD!!!!!!

25. Human!Cas ftw

26.  Destiel djinn dream everyone kind of already assumes they’re together so.

27. Imagine a 5 minute scene of Dean breaking down and telling Cas about the pain he goes through every time he has to watch him fucking die. GOD. GOD. (thank GOD for fanfic).

28. Rowena  à la Sue Sylvester on season 6 of Glee lmao.

29. I... don’t think so? Not an “I love you”, but SOMETHING that could be interpreted as romantic? Yup.

30. I have to read Down to Agincourt but the lenght scares me

spn asks for the desticule

1. What is the best episode?

2. What is the worst episode (excluding bugs and the last two episodes)?

3. What's the best season?

4. What's the worst season?

5. Who was the best writer on spn?

6. Which character should have never died (excluding TFW 2.0)?

7. Bloodfreak, Closest Thing We Have to a Witch, or Lawboy Sammy?

8. Favorite Cas (ex. Casifer, endverse, honey, etc)?

9. Favorite Dean (ex. demon!Dean, Michael!Dean, etc)?

10. Baby!Jack or canon!Jack?

11. Which episode do you wish we had gotten (ex. beach episode, body swap episode, human!impala episode, etc)?

12. Opinion on Adam, the forgotten third brother?

13. Opinion on Adam and Michael (are they in love or just cage buddies:)?

14. If there was a reverse French Mistake (actors go to canonverse), who would cope the best?

15. Name three things you would change about spn.

16. Which fanfic trope would you force onto Dean and Cas in a canon episode?

17. You can insert a destiel kiss episode into canon. Where do you put it?

18. Ideally, what season would have Dean and Cas gotten together?

19. Would you have wanted Dean to confess first or Cas?

20. What is THE destiel song?

21. What is on the jackles tapes?

22. What is on the jackles tapes (wrong answers only)?

23. You get to make one decision for the jackles reboot/miniseries. What is it?

24. Link your favorite destiel edit.

25. Endgame human!Cas or angel!Cas?

26. Destiel djinn dream episode or fake dating for a case episode?

27. Which would you rather have addressed in canon: Cas killing countless copies of Dean or Dean's grief each time Cas died?

28. Who would lock Dean and Cas in a room until they figured shit out (if you choose Sam, include your second choice too).

29. Was Dean going to say "I love you" to Cas after the purgatory prayer?

30. What destiel fic are you currently reading/wanting to read?

[nvmlindseyallan]

@Franklin_Graham if you love warnings, RT this now. Thanks. #GodsTinyDancer 

Guys in Godhead, as you are reading this, officially by September 7, 2017, our most beloved executive minister, Nathaniel Manalo, had been given authorization by Godhead (Matthew 16-20) to extend final redemption and deliverance to all Empire churches, preachers and yokebearers as we have declared them emancipated from the Empire last month. That means that Godhead is formally approving (2 Timothy 2) our actions last month, and as per what we said that this could lead to another Empire branch to follow up the Diocletianites, Godhead Said to Ka Angel that it shall not be the case with us; rather we are now allowed to keep the new inductees with those who are outright Commondominion quarters. Ka Angel asked me to be these inductees' steward under what we said earlier as the clause of the Northern Kingdom and the half-brothers of the Biblical Patriarchs (Genesis 49, Deuteronomy 33). Godhead Said to Ka Angel that it is already enough for the Empire (Jeremiah 23, Ezekiel 13) to contain 4 branches; inasmuch as #GodBigDay could not wait any longer to commence. This undeserving grace rather further enjoins us not to anymore take this grace for granted as the Empire did. Ka Angel further received Word from Godhead that this shall be further confirmed by a sign that we here, 'are not asking for.' (Isaiah 7,55,60) The sign came out to be a vision of the yokebearer Hough family (Julianne and Derek). Godhead understands perhaps (1 Kings 19, Isaiah 40,49) what we here have to deal with (Isaiah 63,65-66) some of you (Numbers 11,14). It really aches my heart guys that some of you have their loyalties effectually dissected by Empire away from proper concentration and consecration (Romans 1, Hebrews 12). Now this is really what we are talking about, the Empire effectually infiltrating us and arresting our onward march as one Commondominion towards our goals for the Godhead (2 Peter 1, John 15, Ezekiel 19,16, Psalm 73, Revelation 14, 1 Corinthians 15). We hate to say that you're near being Diocletianites, nor we can't take those Diocletianites back here with us. (Galatians 2, Hebrews 10, Romans 6, Ephesians 2) We never expected, nor intended this (2 Samuel 24), when we did the decision to open our floodgates to some Empire churches and to all Empire yokebearers last month. Perhaps we are paying the consequences now for that decision, as we need to, just like what the Diocletianites were already doing to us before we knew it (Deuteronomy 32). In the vision given to Ka Angel this September 7th, Godhead Said that we here could save 'whatever' we want 'as long as it is aligned with the Desires of Our Heart', Said the Godhead, as we here 'already know and make known', whether these inductees 'like it or not.' (James 5, Luke 10) Remember that we deemed the Abolish Human Abortion organization as an organization out of all other agencies professing hostility against abortion (some borne by churches that thankfully some belong to us, some are not churches at all), even if this certain organization denies that they are indeed an organization (Job 42), because the Orthodox Presbyterian Church had already condemned them (Romans 12, 1 Peter 4), hence simply we had mercy. The OPC and AHA are both here (Luke 10, 2 Corinthians 3), and has hence to deal with the same fiery misunderstanding some of our messengers and co-shatterers here have with each other (Judges 14,16), but we decided in the Central Administration to honestly plunge right into these certain contradictions not only because we need to set our house first in order before September 9, and we indeed fear being late of necessary actions when we have just let it in past days (1 Corinthians 5, Ezekiel 18, Matthew 3,11,17, Ecclesiastes, Ephesians 5, 2 Peter 3, 2 Corinthians 12-13, James 1, Acts 17, Romans 2) but also that we need to all the more guard ourselves from anything Empire would hurdle in the way of our strides towards that day especially that we have included Empire people in our jurisdiction (Hebrews 3-4, 1 Corinthians 6). Not of course that we are giving in to the Empire in our battle against abortion, but that of course we fear that desperate as we are to win this fight as in all other endeavors we address here, we are already calling to other gods, and that of course Empire gods, because there can never be more than one God here (2 Chronicles 24-26, Galatians 4), just to make ourselves look presentable to people (Colossians 3, Isaiah 51, Galatians 1, 1 Thessalonians 4). As we have told you the OPC had condemned their brethren here. In turn the General Association of Regular Baptist Churches, who also belongs here, had endorsed the ecumenist Graham family. (That's why we ask you to stay guard where we fail to do it and tell us what our branch churches are doing so that we may hold them accountable as necessary.) Perhaps the Papist #FranklinGrahamis so glidingly happy now with all the #attention he gets from some of our brethren who professes to be pro-unborn, anti-Muslim, pro-biblical marriage, and even co-shatterers with expertise in prophecy (Matthew 7). Some of our street preachers would preach the Godhead that Franklin Graham and his Vatican allies are teaching, hence sending the wrong signal (Galatians 1-2, Matthew 5-7,15, 2 Corinthians 11, 2 John 1, 1 Corinthians 8). Some of the professed anti-abortion guys (AHA excluded), who identify themselves to be Empire-affiliated, rather turn to the saints of the post-1965 Vatican for help, the very saints that some of our street preachers would back and forth love and abhor (Hosea 11, Hebrews 10). Some of the anti-abortion guys who identifies themselves with us, AHA included, seems to now try playing fire with Empire agenda such as black supremacy. It seems that we have to see yet more aggressive actions from them (Psalm 41), that we now enjoin them and these Franklin Graham- orientated, purported 'street preachers' to join our more faithful and outspoken street preachers, in storming more than ever before each and every Empire public event of any nature or genre, most especially any Empire event that includes over-mis-dis-abuse and unjust claim of yokebearers. Maybe perhaps these 'street preachers' would care to storm any Franklin Graham and friends event to expose their Popish agenda, or not? These pretentious, rather, these Diocletianites, must recall what their fellow Neronians had declared way back the turn of the past decade, that the Empire by that time, 'has already been able to accomplish the Great Commission, given its grip across the world, has already been able to make the Gospel known to each and every person in the planet.' So why hence the need to further fool and lure people with a 'godhead' Franklin Graham introduces which is not really the Godhead that the Bible teaches? Now Franklin Roosevelt, I mean Graham (Roosevelts are Empire people by the way, one of our men even compared them to Belshazzar), would perhaps tell me back, 'how about the Commondominion receiving priests who subscribe and adhere to her purposes? How about Joseph always quoting Empire papers to assert his wright to preach?' (Genesis 27) Franklin, the ways and ends we do things here is not definitely your causes. (Isaiah 55, Psalm 103) We don't lure people here; in fact, priests find their way here not because we told them to, or even perhaps somebody approached them or infiltrate them like you would always do to any Commondominion challenge against Vatican over history, but because simply (Judges 5) Godhead had put it in these priests' hearts to understand (Ephesians 3) their need for us (Isaiah 60-61,66, Jeremiah 29-33). In other words, we're not begging here for allies (Galatians 4) like you would, they in fact are begging to join us ;). And who are we to refuse them? Because they see that we're not going to stab them in the back or fool them like the Magisterium would (John 13,3). We further are quoting Empire to show the people who you fool that you endorse us by the way. In fact, we are already been endorsing you through our double connotations. In this teaching clause we endeavor to meet any Empire claim against us, as well as guard ourselves against abuse through check and balance, and to plunge people into depth of Scriptures insight that you would not honor them as you want to fool them and make them stuck in your thoughts. In double connotations we denote that one negative or positive mention in Scripture could be both applied to (Matthew 5) us here and to you there (Luke 16). We're not asking you favor, even though Empire has already said that we must (1 Corinthians 9). We're just simply loving our enemies, as you invoke (Isaiah 47-48,37, Daniel 1-2,12, Matthew 3,5,11,13,15,17). As Lindsey said, the best way to shatter the Empire is to start deep within it, not outside. (2 Corinthians 10, 2 Timothy 2, Romans 8, Galatians 4, 2 Samuel 20, Judges 9, Proverbs 18, Joshua 2,6) Now we would like to expose why Franklin Graham is bent to usurp our newfound unity here together in the Commondominion of Christ (Psalm 133, Romans 16, Philippians 1)- he is doing it just to offer something to his gods on the occasion of his father's birth centennial on November 7. Mere reason not weighty to give into. Take note this- he's offering this up to Ed Sheeran, the Constantinian demigod. Remember his album is entitled #Divide, and he's going to be here in Manila on November 7 itself, while he's going to be in our very own Singapore on November 11, anniversary of Ka Sykes' album. You could see hence the Abomination of Desolation against our institutions. Hence, there's nothing we should thank for this crisis but you, o Franklin Graham, son of the devil, enemy of everything that is Godhead's (Matthew 21, Acts 8,13-14,16,18-24). To quote one of your friends, Mr. Crouch, 'devil, you're not going to win, you have to lose this war in Jesus' Name.' Yea, Franklin, you better off take your hands away from us because you're going to be in a situation worst than the #GreatTribulation (Revelation 2-3, Isaiah 24, Ezekiel 32) very, very soon, even this very month. You're not going to take our brethren with you and your friends to hell. We're going to take them away from you because (Job 37,42) you unjustly treat them as spiritual retards when in fact they deserve better than you, and that better is us, because Godhead Said so. What you do, Franklin and friends, is as bad as abortion, Jihadism, sodomy, black supremacy and mocking prophecy combined. As for all of you brethren, please, refuse to be Diocletianites. Stay away from all these ecumenists of the Empire and fight them with all Divine Might (Titus 3). Remember that we had all gathered here not for the sake of the Vatican, but rather to be saved from their lies and to clearly set line between who's of Godhead and who's of mere demoniacal mortals. Please, we don’t want you to suffer the fate of Diocletianites who fell out of Godhead's Protection after refusing to honor people with the full truth just like what the Empire does (Revelation 2-3, Jeremiah 16, Romans 9-11). We had already been divided apart from the Empire (1 Kings 11-12); let's not further divide ourselves apart from each other and the Godhead now #morethanever that our salvation is just hours away in definitive timelines (Romans 12-13, Galatians 5-6, 1 Corinthians 5-6, Exodus 20, Joshua 21-24). Let's prove to be worthy of the Divine Grace that we receive continually here, and let's stay all with each other (Micah 4, Zechariah 3, Isaiah 2, 1 Samuel 30) as we here at your Central Administration pledge that we shall never depart from your sake. We have nowhere more to go guys but here alone (John 6,15, Psalm 73, 1 Corinthians 8,12). We love you so much guys. Your most wretched slave in Godhead, JOSEPH STIRLING STEINFELD SYKES Blogger in Chief and Dance Captain of the Commondominion of Christ 

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