#he impregnated half of Westeros and then went to threaten the crown prince to come out and die
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i would have fixed brandon “the wild wolf” stark
#he’s SUCH a daddy#i mean took half of the westeros’ virginity#girls were dYING for him#literally#see#ashara dayne#too soon? ok#he impregnated half of Westeros and then went to threaten the crown prince to come out and die#they don’t make ‘em like that anymore#brandon stark#i would’ve also let him absolutely destroy me#barristan selmy#stay jealous bitch 🤪#yes i reached that part of selmy’s chapter#everything else he has thought has been white noise till now tbh#asoiaf#adwd#BRANDON LET ME SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME#<- things barbery ryswell said as well
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