#he hustled tf out of that a car

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If he lifted during green flags can rb like appeal this pls?

They cud sure but I think we’re not fully aware of the dark sorcery maxs nimble hands were doing wid that rb20 to squeeze a front row performance out of it .. it’s best that we all just .. put this bullshit under ‘racing’ and go after the points tomorrow

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the voices are talking again and they have concluded on the random idea of -- Tf 141: Transformers AU but they're like Cade Yeager and you're Tessa Yeargar (this is gonna be more on the found family genre, ok?)

Imagine the setting is based on the movie "Age of Extinction"

The four are just strugglin' to make ends meet as country-side mechanics out in the wild west. They could barely feed each other, living by each passing pay they could scrape together with all the odd jobs they pick up on the side. From mowing lawns, fixing plumbing, working in construction, double timing shifts at groceries and mechanic shops-- they do all this to support their family. To put food on their table.

And to make sure you get to live a comfortable life.

Yes, you-- the infamously adopted daughter of those gay couple at the corner of town. Clearly they're relationship status was viewed in poor taste by the townsfolk (those stubborn traditionalists) and in return, you were often associated with that status and unjustly judged for it.

School was always shit, a pain to go to and see-- but you needed to do it. Needed to finish it and graduate.

Not just because you're ass was on the line if you didn't, but you wanted to go to college for engineering. You were inspired by your dads (and secretly wanted to make them proud) and worked closely with them whenever they would coop up in their 'man-cave' (aka their working barn but they hang out there often too, so they resolve to calling it that.)

Day-in and day-out, you would help them after doing homework, helping some left over clean-up work they had to do before cooking dinner and sharing a couple of beers in front of a televised game. Once you were sure that they were all conked-up and snoring, sometimes, you would sneak into their garage and grab some of their old inventions-- trying to replicate them without any of their blueprints and study the purpose behind it. You would do this in your own personal workshop with your prized car that you fixed up yourself (and sometimes used in the drag car races.)

Hence, in similar fashion, you work as hard as them and in return, they try their best to support you-- with the only thing holding them back is the point that you might be away from them.

The best engineering college is states away and they just can't see why you can't just attend the college they have nearby, and still live with them to cut on costs on rent and other daily necessities.

But to their frustrations, you were just as stubborn as them (you were raised by them after all) and wouldn't back down from that argument. It wasn't like it was sure-ball guarantee you were going to leave-- what if you really sucked and that top league university doesn't take you? So, to you, they were just unnecessarily worrying for something that might not even happen in the first place.

Until... it does.

You're days awaiting for your graduation date and just fulfilling some left over requirements your school does for the students at the end of the year. You've started picking up on your side-hustle of also becoming a mechanic (and a secret drag racer at the side) at the car dealer and their mechanic shop, hoping to earn as much as you can for whatever fate has dealt in her cards for you.

These men are antsy.

They could feel the date coming closer and closer and either side had not come to a compromise on what you would do.

Until they see it.

That dreaded fucking mailman on a rickety old bike, their daily papers and some envelopes in his hand as he slots it in their old- but automatic- mailbox. When he looks up, the mailman sweats profusely, seeing all their pointed glares aimed at him, and just as he was about to pedal away-- a dog (Riley) chases after him like its his routine yet he still screams and bikes away.

Though he goes faster than before once he sees the dog actually jump over the fence this time.

All of them huff out a chuckle before Soap decides to grab the mail with Gaz giving him a quick smooch on his shaved off head in thanks while the other three of them go back to working out the old mobile their neighbor wanted fixed up.

Yet this gets interrupted by the most horrific scream Johnny lets out, making them whip their heads to the noise and immediately make their way to him.

And there they see, in his trembling hand, the letter.

In bright bold font behind the transparent section of the envelope, it says...

"Congratulations for being accepted."

Sadly, this news never reached you, no matter how much you pried for it. Seeing in your email that the letter was in transit and should be on the way soon, but still-- there was no news.

And the four men they call themselves cannot muster the courage to break this to you in fear that you would leave them.

Although this stone is left unturned when the truck- that Ghost found in an old theater his friend asked him to fix-up, became a fucking autobot in their barn.

Chaos ensues just like the plot of the movie.

They learn of your drag racing driving skills from the 'boyfriend' that saved you guys before getting picked off by the black ops unit of the CIA- the Cemetery Wind (or in this case, the Shadow Company) led by Philipp Graves.

Your boyfriend, being Alex Keller, a top race car driver that actually trained you and cleaned up your skills as a driver, which he was thankful at the moment when you proceed to pull out moves that crashed the other cars behind you and lose them in the explosion that helped you get off the grid for a moment.

The four men don't know what's worse now.

You not agreeing with them in your choice of college or you keeping a secret boyfriend from them under their nose-- and they have to see HIM cuddle up with YOU- THEIR PRECIOUS DAUGHTER?

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

So, the whole time, they're trying to keep you away from each other-- and it was quite easy with four bodyguards orbiting around you 24/7.

All the while, you guys plan with Optimus to meet up with the rest of the Autobots to infiltrate the headquarters of K.S.I. after discovering that the company behind the attacks on the autobots. You had no choice but to accompany your family, you didn't trust them to keep themselves safe so you were gonna keep them in check-- with your boyfriend, of course.

On the other side of this story (for the other characters), Shepherd (in place of Joshua Joyce as the CEO) is the great big antagonist that helps rebuild Galvatron while in kahoots with Graves to forward their plan of improving the world through the use of the 'seed.'

Laswell, for this role, was the secretary of Shepherd-- but after the attack of their headquarters, gets in contact with the Optimus crew and offers her aid and connections to over turn the corrupted tide that was surely going to end their world.

The boys are obviously hesistant, but once she proves her information to be correct once she showed the company's plans on Galvatron-- they knew they needed her to accomplish it.

And so the plot continues as per the movie with its own sprinkle of excitement (once i build this in my drafts lol)

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the secret of us, chapter three.

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charles was just about to to drive out the paddock when he heard his phone ring echo through the car. once he saw lewis's name appear up on the dashboard he hesistated to answer. sure him and lewis were friendly but they would never call one another.

pressing the button on his steering wheel, charles answers the call.

"hey lewis what's up?? is everything okay?" charles asks, a sense of urgency hidden in his tone.

lewis takes a breath before speaking. he didn't know how he was going to break the news to charles, in knowing that you two are so close.

"no actually um it's about y/n" he admits.

charles tuts once he hears that, a presumption entering his mind.

"i told u to stay away from her man god what did u do now?"

"i didn't do anything to her, it was her ex"

"did you just say her ex?!"

"yes"

"fuck is she okay"

"yeah i think so, i beat the shit out of that bastard and he ran off thank god but she seemed pretty shaken up"

"oh shit god i knew something was up why tf did i leave her alone"

"hey hey its not your fault all that matter is that shes okay"

"ik ik.....wait is she with you right now"

"no she drove off, and she got acc rly pissed at me"

charles shakes his head. "she always does this, whenever someone wants to get close to her and actually wants to help her she just pushes them away"

"can you please check on her, i just want to make sure she's okay"

at lewis's words charles smiles. he can tell that lewis actually does care about your wellbeing and is being sincere.

"i will ofc"

"thanks, okay bye then"

"wait lewis"

"yeah??"

"thank you for taking care of her"

"it was no problem"

"okay bye mate"

"yeah bye"

with that lewis hangs up the phone, now feeling much more relaxed after having had that conversation. but there still in the back of his mind lingered your scared expression and the way the tears slid down your cheeks and glistened in the moonlight. in that moment lewis had never felt more heartache over something he couldn't control. it was strange because he barely knew you, but that didn't matter, he cared about you and

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the hustle of the paddock was exactly what you needed now. the sound of engines revving and the screeching of tires distracted your thoughts from reverting back to last night. you couldn't stop picturing his face once he saw you, it was one of concern and caring

ian had been sending you threats for the past month but you had tried to convince yourself that they were empty ones. your phone beeps as you make your way through the paddock to the media pen. there are multiple missed calls from charles and multiple text messages. you scan the it briefly only to find that lewis had confided in him. you sigh before texting charles back. you sent him a quick message confirming that you were okay and at the circuit but you didn't really want to talk about it, you just wanted to forget.

as you were strolling along, your eyes peeled to the contents on your phone you feel someone tap your shoulder. this frightens you so you jump in fear, because this interaction was displayed last night to you.

"hey hey it's me it's me" the voice eases comfortingly.

you sigh once you see it's george standing in front of you. you smile at him.

"are you okay?" he asked a bit confused by your reaction.

you nod in response to his question. "yeah no im fine, i was just so engrossed in my phone that i forgot everything around me.

george squints at you still unsure if you were telling the truth or not because all those times throughout your relationship with ian you had never come to him and told him the truth. he had to find out himself.

"hey why don't you hang out in the garage today?"

"i was actually just going to watch from hospitality"

your main concern was seeing him, so heading to hospitality seemed like the best option and you would do anything to avoid any possible interaction between the pair of you.

"but you enjoyed it so much last time.....and nobody even noticed you"

thinking back to last weekend brought a smile to your face and watching your brother looking at you pleadingly led you to take him him up on his request.

"okay fineeee"

"yayyy" george enunciates happily and pulls you in for a side hug. with george putting it on pole for this race you looked up at him with triumph. everyday you were proud of him and nothing would change that. you were lucky to call him your brother.

the sun had just begun to set and the grandstands had to begun to fill, and with that you and george headed over to the mercedes garage.

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it was nerve wracking entering the mercedes garage because it wasn't a matter of if you would see him but when.

george handed you a headset before departing to get set up for the race. you watched as he walked away but then your eyes averted to the other side of the garage. lewis was zipping up his suit and placing his earpieces in his ears, his surroundings unbeknownst to him. when he looked up he met eye contact with you, and almost immediately smiles and sends a subtle wave your way. the small gesture warmed your cheeks and you reciprocated it with a shy wave. you watched as he chuckled to himself before hopping into the car.

the two cars exited the garage and lined up on the grid and before you knew it the countdown had begun. the lights went out and the cars leapt off the line. you held your breath as they made there way past the first corner, but you let out a sigh of relief once you saw that george still maintained the lead and unscathed.

the team clapped at this and you also. your eyes stook to george timings but you couldn't help yourself but to take notice to lewis's race. lewis had gone for an overtake on charles leclerc and for a split second it seemed as though they would make contact. your heart was beating rapidly and you bit hard on your fingernails. it wasn't long before lewis had made the maneuver and the garage cheered.

a short while later the pair came in for their pit stop and exited the pit lane to find george still holding onto the lead with max verstappen close behind and then followed by lewis. over the radio george's engineer informs him that there are five laps to go but that max verstappen was now looming closer and gaining on him. it seemed that george's tires were graining alot and mac would have the advantage here of pitting later.

on the last lap the whole mercedes garage was sat on the edge of their seats, unsure if george could keep max behind him. george was now approaching the final corner but max was now assisted by drs. the two drivers were now side by side as they raced to the line. you stood motionless, waiting for the outcome. just at the chequered flag george edged an inch ahead of max and won !!

the garage erupted with cheers and cries of joy and you jumped up and down in happiness. as the cars pulled into parc-ferme the team ran out to congratulate both george and lewis. george jumped into the arms of his team and hugged toto before giving lewis a respectful hanshake.

now it was time for the podium, from which you witnessed with the team and watched as your brother stood on the top step of the podium, beaming with the trophy in his hand. when george spotted you he gave you a nod. lewis was then given his trophy and lifted it up in celebration and you clapped for him. lewis looked around in the crowd for any sign of you and once he spotted those gorgeous eyes he winked at you.

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after all the shenanigans of the podium celebration the two driver returned to the garage to celebrate properly with the team. you waited patiently as george was congratulated by many and watched on proudly. once you saw you waiting he interrupted a conversation and made his way over to him.

"im so proud of you" you say as you pull him in for a hug, he nearly has to bend down due to your height difference.

"thanks sis but truthfully i couldn't have done it without you"

you chuckle at this. "what do you mean"

"well you told me that my time would come and to never give up....and you were right".

you nod as you remember comforting him with those words after a tough race in f2.

just as he was about to speak again toto called him over to which he had to respond to. he raised his finger indicating he would be just a moment.

"hey"

a familiar voice makes you turn around. lewis is standing there smiling at you.

"oh hey.....oh um congrats today"

"thanks y/n". you liked the way he said your name.

"no problem" you whisper, looking down nervously because his gaze on you was making you flustered.

lewis clears his throat and hesitates before speaking. "are you after the other night?"

you look up at him and furrow your brows. "im fine" you say bluntly not wanting to discuss it further and especially not here. lewis nods and crosses his arms across his chest.

"you doing anything tonight?"

his question surpries you. "maybe why?"

"well maybe we could hang out?"

you smirk at his words. "that wouldn't be so bad"

lewis's eyes widen and just as he goes to speak and plan further george calls out to him.

"hey lewis me and some of the guys are going out for drinks, you coming?"

lewis looks at george and then back at you. you give him a stern look and a nod gesturing that he should go with george. he gives you a sympathetic look but you give him another look which involuntary makes him head over to george.

george stood there confused as to why his teammate was talking with his sister. you and lewis had never been introduced and you had never asked george to meet him. and from what george had seen it seemed as though the pair was friendly. part of him was convincing himself that he was being delusional and maybe simply you were congratualating him on a podium but it was the lewis had looked at you that had made him question. lewis had looked at you with a sense of desire and a sense of lust, one that would make someone question there entire existence. and yet you still hadn't the courage to admit you felt the same.

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Hold Fast | Ch. 7 Coffee & Donuts

Rating: Mature for chapter (Series is Explicit, this blog is 18+ MDNI)

Summary: It's a rainy day and Frankie is bummed about everything going on with his ex-wife Vanessa and the impending change to the custody agreement. You convince Frankie to go with you for some coffee and treats. Reader has a car named Blue.

A/N: Thank you to everyone who's still reading the series! Life things, grief things, a lot happened since the last update, but I am going to see this series through with Sweets and Frankie. (I've actually written the last chapter believe it or not, but I just need to uh, get them there!) Thank you always for being the best beta @bloviating-vy <3

Word Count: 1.5k (it's mostly fluff y'all)

Chapter Tags/Warnings: TF AU, no y/n, fictional description of custody arrangements, aggressive driving, brief mention of wedding/anniversaries/honeymoon, Tom owns a bar called Redfly's, Pope owns a gym, alternating POV

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It seems like everyone has the same idea as you, crowding into the latest ‘it’ coffee shop, a warm beacon on this grey, drizzly day. Scrunched together at a two-top you could see the noise and crowd grating Frankie’s already low mood, despite the six shots of espresso over ice cradled in his hand. He picks at the pain au chocolate you’re sharing.

“You gonna pick out all the chocolate and just leave the pastry for me?” you joke, trying to lighten the mood.

“Sorry,” he mumbles, slouching back into his chair and taking a large gulp of his coffee. It is a damn miracle he is not vibrating out of his seat into another dimensional plane. Six fucking shots of espresso.

“Hey,” you say softly, placing your hands over his. “It’s going to work out. Might be hell for a bit, but we’ll get through it. I'm here for you, okay?”

Frankie perks up at the we. He hadn’t said it in so many words but you could tell the custody change demands from Vanessa were stressing him out on so many fronts. It was frustrating enough strategizing with his lawyer, not to mention his worry about being enough for Gabi, doing a good job as a dad, and the thought of juggling full-time custody along with his job. But also how it would impact your relationship. Despite the reassurances you'd given him that you considered him and Gabi a packaged deal, you knew he still harbored doubts, plagued by insecurity.

When someone jostles you hard enough to nearly spill your coffee, you abruptly stand up. The coffee and pastries are doing shit all to improve his mood, but you still have one trick up your sleeve.

“C’mon, let’s go,” you declare, chucking the half-mangled pastry into the trash. The poor lamination of the dough didn’t make this one worth saving. Frankie slams the rest of his espresso and shuffles towards the door behind you.

Even though you’re driving, Frankie hustles over to open the car door for you before sliding in on the passenger side. You know how defeated he’s feeling when he hadn’t insisted on driving this morning. Frankie always wants to drive.

Frankie quirks an eyebrow at you when leaving the shopping center, turning away from the direction of his house. You just shoot him a cheeky wink as you continue driving in comfortable silence. Trundling along in no particular hurry.

Eventually, you pull into the completely deserted student parking lot at the local high school. Puddles dot occasional parking spots and the air is thick with moisture. It’s no longer raining outside but the clouds hang heavy, occasionally spitting, threatening to pour again. You gently pull to a stop near one corner of the lot and grab your phone. He’s not sure what you’re looking for as you scroll through your music app and the car idles.

You finally look at him with a shy smile as you click your phone back into its holder. “You trust me, Frankie?”

“Umm, as long as you’re not about to murder me and dump my body in the ditch over there, baby,” Frankie responds looking around with hesitant but soft eyes, open to whatever you are trying to do to cheer him up.

“Awesome,” you exclaim, perking up, caffeine pumping through your veins. You flip off the A/C and traction control and hit play on your music app. Classical music starts to build on the car’s stereo system. “Hang on!”

You floor it.

Frankie is pretty sure you threw the car directly into second gear, screaming down the long side of the parking lot before executing a perfect pendulum turn around one of the light poles. Whipping the rear of the car around before accelerating towards the middle of the lot and pulling the e-brake briefly, deftly maneuvering the steering wheel before stomping on the gas. Your car dances with you in beautiful arcing donuts. Exiting the last revolution, you rev the engine, before charging towards another light pole at the far end of the parking lot. The tires squeal as you drift around the light pole and floor it again. Frankie’s gripping the oh-shit bar with his right hand as his left presses into the roof of the car. He can’t even let out a yelp as you punch the gas and the air out of his lungs.

He has enough of his wits about him to count the revolutions in the next set of donuts, an impressive 1440 degrees before power sliding around the perimeter of the parking lot for good measure. It suddenly occurred to him why you had red tape marking the 12 o'clock on your steering wheel. You finally drift the car to a stop in the middle of the lot.

You look over and grin at Frankie, looking far too much like a Benny grin, before asking him, “How ya feeling now, baby?” You reach over to take a sip of your coffee, not a drop spilled in the chaos. You eye him with such innocence as if you didn't just pull the ridiculous stunt you just did.

“Uh…” Frankie lets out a hiccuped laugh, still clutching the grab handle, slowly lowering his left hand from the roof. Adrenaline and caffeine coursing through his body, fizzing and sparking up his esophagus that escapes into a giggle?!? Perhaps six shots of espresso was a bit excessive. He feels a slow smile spread across his face, grinning like a maniac back at you, surprised, amused, touched at your antics to cheer him up.

“Better,” he punches, all air and no menace, trying to hold in more unruly giggles.

“Hmm, that's a no,” you smirk at him before pedaling the gas a few times, looking for any sign he wanted you to stop. When he continues grinning at you, you throw the car in reverse, dancing with the e-brake, clutch, and gas pedal, whipping donuts in reverse, once, twice, before throwing it into first and gunning it to drift figure eights around the light posts. The car slips and slides across the wet pavement, the smell of rubber and rain thick in the air, as you maneuver the car with absolute focus and control.

Frankie’s better prepared this time, enough to appreciate your agility and skill as you work, dance really, with your car. It is sort of like a dance, Vivaldi’s music swirling up and up, crescendoing, as you spin the car faster and faster. He lets out a whoop and you smile, alert eyes on the road, before letting one out yourself. As the song crests and falls, you powerslide the car around a light pole and cruise to a stop, allowing the car to idle, breathing heavily from wrangling all that torque and excitement.

“Better?” You glance at him again, eyes playful and sweet.

He grins wide this time, “Yeah, baby, much better. Always better with you.”

You reach out and slide your warm hand into his, squeezing lightly. “Good.” You pause for a moment before adding quietly, “Thanks for trusting me.”

“You know what would make it even better?” He smirks, dimples dancing, eyes bright again.

“What’s that?”

“Let me drive.”

You jerk your hand back from his and playfully shove him, “FRANCISCO MORALES. Blue is MY baby. Only I get spin her like this.”

Frankie knows better, but he presses you anyway with pouty lips and puppy dog eyes.

“Absolutely not, Morales. Maybe, maaaybe after we’ve celebrated our 5th wedding anniversary, THEN you can drive her.” Your eyes widen in panic at the slip of the word wedding. You hadn’t talked about the M word yet.

Frankie furrows his brows in mock seriousness and he can see your panic rise, worried he may have taken it the wrong way.

“How about after the honeymoon?” he negotiates, his voice like a purr. He knows what he's doing. You release a nervous giggle that sets Frankie off, laughter bubbling up from his throat until you’re both cackling with tears until one of you snorts. It was definitely you.

“First anniversary,” you giggle back, hiccuping and wiping away happy tears.

“Deal.”

You shake on it, but instead of releasing your hand, he pulls you in closer for an espresso-laced kiss.

When he finally pulls back, cupping your chin between his thumb and index finger, your soft eyes search him before asking, “You really feel better?”

“Yeah.” He offers a warm, touched smile. He tilts your chin up to him as he presses one more chaste kiss on your lips.

“Wanna dance one more time before we go home?” You arch one eyebrow, one hand on the steering wheel, one hand on the shifter.

Home.

“Hell yeah,” Frankie grins back at you. He thinks maybe you have an inkling, and know how everything is better in his life when you’re there. He’s already home. You’re his home.

Frankie hits play on your music app. As Vivaldi resumes over the speakers you launch Blue down the parking lot, full throttle, tires screaming, a blue streak of rubber and rain.

End Note: The song Sweets puts on is Vivaldi's Winter from The Four Seasons. She hits the gas at the 0:40 mark.

Example of Pendulum Turn Handbrake Turning in Rally Driving

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My pitch for a transformers movie

I forgot to mention that transformers are fully integrated into earth society in this universe but they're not very popular amongst most humans due to the whole "bringing an intergalactic war to our doorstep" thing.

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I have been daydreaming about a live action movie set post war about a human street racer and their tf car bff who have to join a redline-esqu grand prix on Velocitron. The race is for glory or w/e but is really about settling post war animosity, it gets dirty fast!

the main human was making good money in the underground racing scene but were kicked out when they realized his car was a Robot In Disguise and they assume they've been hustling. really the bot has a war injury that leaves him immobile in alt mode w/o a driver

He was a champion racer before the war and is teamed with the human to get back that glory despite his disability. Over the course they'll assemble a ragtag pit crew of obscure Bots and Cons from across the franchise to beat the odds and be a true example of "All are One"

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Series

My Multi-chaptered Fics/Series

War Circle AU - Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette has an older brother who has the Wolf Miraculous, the head of the War Circle.

The Pirate Prince - Legend of Zelda - Link was orphaned at 3 months old and taken in by the King of the Gerudo, Ganondorf. Fast-forward seventeen years later, a disagreement results in Link leaving and start sailing the seas as the captain of The Fierce Deity, a Pirate ship that is known for hunting down various Criminals and pirates alike, But the winds of destiny throw Link back to his family. Zelink.

To Find Hyrule -  Legend of Zelda - Link never expected to find a home on the waves. Tetra never expected to find a home in a person. A Series of non-chronological One-Shots that'll vary in length that'll follow Link and Tetra, and their growing relationship, as they look for New Hyrule. Set after Phantom Hourglass. I decided there wasn't enough of Tetra and Link, so here's a series of one shots around them. Telink.

To Find Hyrule Reblogged - The To Find Hyrule series in Chronological Order

Agents Like Us -  Zootopia - Before Nick was hustling with Finnick, he was a secret agent with Mammal Military Intelligence 5 and FBI. Now, ten years after Nick left, his old partner has come to call. After all, Nick can't run from Jack, not again. This story will contain Ships. Featuring Nick Wilde, Judy Hopps, Jack Savage and Others.

Rewrite History - Miraculous Ladybug - Bunnyx changing history of Ladybug’s orders, in an attempt to advert a disastrous event.

To the Final Frontier - Miraculous/Star Trek -

Valentine’s Prompts - Miraculous Ladybug - The Prompts from DeviantArt’s Valentine’s day

Bridges AU - Miraculous Ladybug - Adrien and Marinette have a falling out and Marinette is forced through the pain of losing her family. Started out as salt, future parts will retcon things

Marivenger - Miraculous Ladybug/Marvel - Marinette teaming up with the Avengers

Critical - Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette is injured in an Akuma attack and is left fighting for her life

Armed AU - Miraculous Ladybug - While fighting an Akuma, Ladybug is disarmed and exposed to the city of Paris

Hush AU - Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette’s parents discover her secret

Rules of Precinct One - Zootopia - The rules that all Officers in Precinct One have to follow. Zootopia.

Revealed - Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette has a terrible secret revealed after Rose is Akumatized

New Car AU -  Miraculous Ladybug/Transformers Prime - Marinette thought she had a normal car, after her last one was stolen and torched, but it opened her world up for a whole lot of insanity.

Maribat -  Miraculous Ladybug/DC - Genetics are a wonderful thing, unless the substitute Science teacher is an arsehole. Bio Dad Bruce Wayne.

Miraculous Transformers - All MLB-TF cross over fics

In Plain Sight -  Miraculous Ladybug/Transformers - LB-14 and CN-15 were dispatched to Paris under orders from Optimus Prime. Nowhere in those orders was the recommendation for them to crash into a building and reveal themselves to a group of locals.

Autobot City - Transformers: Prime, Rescue Bots & Robots in Disguise 2015 AU

Grief -  Miraculous Ladybug - WARNING! THIS STORY HAS MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH, VIOLENCE AND SOMEONE TAKING THEIR OWN LIFE! IF THIS IS LIKELY TO SET YOU OFF IN ANY WAY DO NOT READ! A moment is all it took. A moment is the cost of a battle. A moment that starts a whole domino effect that leads to the end for so many.

Too Far AU - Miraculous Ladybug - This series has implied and referenced rape/non-con elements. If this is likely to trigger, offend or otherwise make you react in a negative way DO NOT READ! A group from another class believe Lila's lies too well and believe Marinette is working with Hawkmoth. The group decide to take the law into their own hands, only for them to go too far in their 'interrogation' techniques.

Winged Mirabel AU - Encanto - An Encanto AU where Mirabel has wings

Know Better AU -  My parts for Tumblr's Fake Apology AU, but I'm going to remove as much of the salt from it as possible. - Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette hears Nino and Adrien talking and gets the wrong end of the stick, which creates a domino effect that causes a dark secret to be revealed. TW: contains mentions of abuse, past non-con and Gabriel Agreste being a shit person

Family - The Walking Dead -Alvin and Rebecca reluctantly agree to foster Clementine, a troubled child they've fostered before, after her latest foster family send her back into care.

TWDG Wing AU - The Walking Dead - If you were fortunate enough, you were born with wings. If you weren’t, you’d hope a child in your family would born with wings. Lee and his younger brother fell into the former camp, their parents were in the camp with them. Centuries ago, people with wings were once treated as deities, then were hunted, and then treated with the utmost respect. After an apocalypse interrupts Lee's journey to prison, he suddenly finds himself acting as a guardian for a little girl called Clementine. While doing his best to care for, and protect, her, he finds himself on the long road to redemption.

TWDG Reunions AU - After Clementine and AJ are exiled from the school, they make their way to New Richmond and the New Frontier. After reuniting with some old friends and a couple of accidents, the pair forge a new life in the community. Ten years later, they experience a tragedy and an unexpected reunion.

The Black Order - Harry Potter - The Order of the Phoenix wasn't the only secret group that stood against Voldemort and his Death Eaters. But no one wants to talk about the Black Order.

Why? - Miraculous Ladybug/Incredibles/Marvel/DC - In a misguided attempt to help his friend, Adrien takes her sketchbook and shows it to his father. The actions Gabriel takes draw world wide condemnation and causes two families to band together to bring him down.

Hindsight - Miraculous Ladybug - Lila doesn't agree to Adrien's deal, so Damocles never goes back on his decision to expel Marinette. Soon, Mdm. Bustier is in an interview at another school and finds that there are more differences between her previous and current workplace than she expected. A few days later, Marinette is offered a place at another school, while her previous class realise the truth about Lila. After an incident during an Akuma attack, everyone starts to understand that hindsight is 20/20.

Your Royal Highness - Miraculous Ladybug/Assassin's Creed AU - For over 2000 years, three kingdoms, known as Eden, Elysium and Babylon, appeared. For 2000 years, the Assassin's have protected those kingdoms, as well as the vaults that are hidden within them. With the Prince of Elysium in Paris, two Novices are placed as his body guards in a bid to expediate their training. Unfortunately, Hawkmoth appears, leading to one of the Novices to being given a Miraculous. Soon Hawkmoth will understand the meaning of Nothing in True, Everything in Permitted.

Full Moon - Miraculous Ladybug/Harry Potter - At three years old a werewolf, by the name of Fenrir Greyback, bit Marinette during a full moon. Being a werewolf is Marinette's biggest and greatly guarded secret, even more than her identity as Ladybug. And Lila, in an attempt to turn everyone against Marinette, accidentally tells the truth.

The Truth - Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette trying to tell Adrien the truth leads to a series of unexpected events.

Fall of Order - Miraculous Ladybug/Star Wars - On the cusp of starting her Jedi Trials, Padawan Marinette Dupain-Cheng was on her last mission with her Master Wang Fu attempting to gain Mandalorian support in the final days of the Clone War, when Order 66 was broadcast and the Republic became the Empire.

Returns - Lee is confused after waking up in the middle of a forest with Carley and Ben, meanwhile at Ericson's, Clementine is trying to wrap her head around dead friends coming back to life and her unexpected condition.

Master and Padawan - Star Wars: Rebels A.U. The Jedi and the Republic never fell, Anakin didn't fall and Palpatine is dead. After Obi-Wan and Luke bring back a prisoner from Malachor, the Council must decide what they must do with Maul’s captured Apprentice.

Home - In the final year of the Clone War, four years after being forced to leave her home, Jedi Clementine Marsh is forced to take four Jedi and their troops to her home world, after the Wildfire Virus is accidentally released while sparring with Anakin Skywalker's apprentice. Forced to confront her past, Clementine must ensure her men survive while waiting for Republic aid.

The Walking Dead Game What Ifs - Inspired by the works done by @thecrusadercomrade and @bourbonificould. A set on disconnected oneshots based on Telltales The Walking Dead Game with elements from The Walking Dead TV Show.

Ripples - How much of the future would change, if one small detail is changed? Ariana is saved from being attacked, little near a century later her great-great grandson enters Hogwarts at the start of his first year. Ariana never actually thought Harry would be in danger though. (I forgot to post the Chapters here.)

Abused and Broken - An unexpected miracle results in people lost during the first Wizarding war returning to the land of the living. No one knows who brought them back, nor do they know how or why. They just have to fix the broken parts of their families as best as they can.

Harry Potter What Ifs - Coming Soon

Star Wars What Ifs - Coming Soon

Transformers What Ifs - Coming Soon

What Ifs - All my What Ifs, regardless of fandom

[eemcintyre]

Random thoughts I had during my fifth viewing of the cinematic masterpiece "Cocktail" (1988)

Well... more like my 5 2/3 viewing bc I got like 2/3 through it and then my mom was like "why didn't you tell me you were gonna watch it, I would have wanted to watch it too" so I lied about how far I was through it "there's still a lot left we can start it over" and I watched the same movie almost twice in a row in the span of a few hours :)

"Wild Again" by Starship is one of the only good songs tbh, although "Addicted to Love" and "When Will I Be Loved" are also pretty alright. But the soundtrack is lowkey horrendous imo

I stand by my previous standalone post- no one has ever been that excited to get on a fkin Greyhound bus

Benefit of the bus, however- the scene with him and the baby; I feel like Tom just vibes really well w kids because he's such a smiley, fun, and chaotic lil guy and gREAT now I have baby fever again thx 💖

Oh the blatant plot exposition about his parents that they beat us over the head with oh-so-subtly

Oh the foreshadowing throughout that is even less subtle

One of my favorite quotes in any movie, bc it makes me feel better about my life being in disarray and not knowing what to do about it, I guess, is the “Most things in life, good and bad, just kinda happen to ya.”

Tom's still got his high little baby voice 😩

Even as a college graduate, the interviewing scene hits way too hard 🥲😩

Someone needs to acknowledge that the Red Eye looks like the most disgusting thing

Wish the dress shirt and tie fit had been featured more because it does things to me, but the scenes contrasting his first and second shift at the bar are when I first developed TC brain rot and fell in love w that lil goofball

I can’t judge the girl giving him the "fuck me eyes" bc have you seen him, plus she’s showing restraint compared to what I would do tbh

The adult learners usually drove me nuts in my classes (which I know is terrible but shhhhh) but I felt so bad for Sheila Rivkin

This professor really thinks he’s doing standup comedy or smth

Honey don’t put your face on the subway stairs that's arguably more disgusting than a Red Eye

The timeline of this movie is pretty hard to follow tbh; much as I adore it, you never know every time a scene changes whether it's been two days or like 3 months

What the actual fuck was the whole yuppie poet thing about- it's like when I used to watch those 60s Frankie and Annette movies where the weirdest shit would just happen for no reason and I felt like there was some social commentary or inside joke or smth that was just going way over my head that, if I had existed in that time, would have just been like "oh yeah that makes total sense"

The amount of raw sexual energy that this man exudes- I remember someone's post from a while back that was like "why is Cocktail like a 'mom' movie that all the moms are still obsessed with" but just like imagine if you saw this in theaters when it first came out

The only man allowed to wear beach shirts and look sexy, change my mind

I've always thought Elisabeth Shue is so incredibly underappreciated as an actress, smth about her line delivery and expressions just seems very genuine and naturalistic idk

She just orders “a beer” WHAT KIND???

So scary tbh how much he was becoming like Doug even being apart from him for a while

The side eye and shade Jordan gives Doug in this scene cracks me up every time without fail

The reggae singer absolutely popping tf off in his silver lamé suit ✨

Brian and Jordan both pulling the “I’m not like other girls” lmao

Sure she’s lowkey a manic pixie dream girl but I still love her

WATCH THE ROAD WHILE U DRIVIN THE CAR BRIAN 😤

If this movie was remade in modern times (God forbid) Brian would 100% be one of those guys with a hustle culture boss up motivational entrepreneur Instagram account. And Doug would perhaps be one of those cringy creepy pickup artists that talks about low-value women and compares them to horses and thinks he can mind-trick them into falling madly in love w him

If someone was waking me up early every morning to drink carrot juice I would commit crimes

The artist guy who made that exhibit looks like the oiliest man I’ve ever seen

Jordan’s dad says “bartender” like it’s a slur

When Brian tears up the check it always makes my lil heart just 💗💫🥺 the character evolution

Why did I only have this thought on my like fifth viewing of this movie, but I wonder if he hadn’t escorted Kerry back to her apartment if he would have gotten back in time to save Doug, and then who knows what would’ve happened bc then he wouldn’t have felt compelled to tell Jordan how much he really loved her and ask Pat for help and all that

WHEN HE FIGHTS EVERYONE OFF TO GET TO JORDAN what can I say, I'm a sucker for grand and melodramatic romantic gestures and proclamations of love

The teasing and singing along at the wedding is getting a little too real guys stop making this awkward 👀😬

I don’t care how unrealistic the end is, and that in real life they would have 100% soon gotten divorced, bc I want to believe that people can change and that all of the tribulation was worth it + enough for Brian to become a good dad/husband and successful but with it not being above and at the expense of his family; he would be such a fun and chaotic dad and their life would be so hectic w twins but I want to believe they could do it :( it comforts my cynical and depression-addled brain to believe they could do it :(

[crimsonheart01]

May I ask for another pope cody x reader?

My sweet babes! Thank you for stopping by ♥️ Let me preface this by saying, I don’t normally do requests because they stress me tf out. I can’t handle the pressure of them. 😆😭 B U T the world needs to show Pope way more love than he gets.

Soooooooo, here’s a quick lil drabble for you 😘 disclaimer: it’s been a really long time since I’ve written for Pope. I hope I still do him justice. 

Word Count: 2.3k

Playlist: Bad Moon Rising (feat. Peter Dreimanis) - Mourning Ritual

Warnings: swearing, drugs, drinking, Pope. 

“Don't go around tonight Well, it's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise“ Bad Moon Rising (feat. Peter Dreimanis) - Mourning Ritual

You sat in the cab of Deran’s truck, listening to him and Craig argue about something irrelevant. All you wanted was for them to pack their shit up and take you to the bar.

You knew you should’ve grabbed a cab, or even an uber, but no. Deran offered you a ride from the beach and you were just broke enough to use the free ride.

With an eye roll and an exasperated sigh, you laid back on the cool metal and relaxed. It wasn’t like you were in a rush. You just hated being at someone else’s mercy when it came to getting around town.

It must have been a good twenty minutes later when Deran smacked the arch of your foot making you yelp and sit up. He grinned over at you and you scowled.

“Let’s go,” His voice coming out in a whine that you knew was absolutely fake, “You’re holding us all up.”

“Yeah!” Craig yelled back, pulling himself into the passenger seat.

“For fucks sake,” You grumbled to yourself as you climbed over from the cab into the back seat, “You two are the most annoying assholes on the planet.”

They both looked back at you with matching grins.

“But, you love us,” Craig winked.

You shook your head at him and scoffed in amusement, “More like I love your drugs, but yeah sure let’s go with that.”

All three of you laughed. You loved the Cody family, having grown up with them. They were always there for you, even at your worst. You’d even met the newest member, J. He was adorable for a kid and you could see him picking up with the family super quick.

You reclined across the entire back seat with a sigh and stared up at the evening sky. There was only one brother who remained elusive, and of course that happened to be the one you wanted to see the most. You’d always harboured a crush on the oldest Cody. As ill advised as it was. 

You would never tell any of the other Cody’s about your crush but it was always there, simmering under the surface. Every time you caught a glimpse of them, you always did that cursory scan for the oldest brother, and you always came up short. It had been several months since you last saw him. 

Your body bumped along with the car as Deran drove you down to his bar. You briefly wondered if you’d get to see the one Cody you wanted to see more than the rest, but you clamped down on that hope, knowing it was all for nothing. 

Pope Cody didn’t do crowds. 

Pope Cody wasn’t a barfly. 

Pope Cody preferred quiet. 

You pulled yourself up to hover between the two front seats and immersed yourself with shooting the shit with the other Cody brothers. Letting yourself forget the pining etched deep in your chest. 

The drive to Deran’s bar wasn’t long and before you knew it, Craig was reaching out one hand to catch you as you hopped down from the back seat. Together, the three of you blew in through the back door. The bar was already packed but thanks to the fact that you rolled deep with the family, it wasn’t hard to find a seat at the bar. Deran ducked behind the counter and took up tending, while you and Craig milled around. 

Deran was nice enough to hand you the first beer on the house and you thanked him with a warm smile. From that point on, the night progressed nicely. You had flit between catching up with a few regulars and hustling a few newbies in pool. After a while though, you really needed to hit up the washroom. You didn’t particularly care to break the seal, but it had been too long a night to try and hold it any longer. 

Promising that you’d be back soon, you sank your last ball and then handed your cue over to Craig, heading off to the bathroom. 

It took you longer than you cared admit to actually get yourself righted after emptying your bladder, but between being sun tired and the few beers you’d had, it was to be expected. Finally out of the stall, you washed up quickly and then adjusted your shirt as you pushed the bathroom door open with your shoulder. As you entered the dim hallway, you stopped abruptly at the presence standing by the kitchen. You pulled back slightly, the breath catching in your throat. 

There standing in the doorway to the kitchen was Andrew “Pope” Cody.

Your heart began pounding in your chest and you felt your adrenaline spike with anticipation. You hadn’t seen him in months and now he was here, standing freely in front of you. You took a half step forward but paused. 

He hadn’t noticed you, too busy speaking with whoever was on the other side of the door. You floundered, unsure of where to go or what to do. You didn’t want to be caught standing here. He’d only assume the worst. It was in his nature to be distrustful and that wasn’t something you ever wanted him to think of of you. 

You burned through your options. Realistically, you only had two. You could turn tail and hide away in the bathroom until the coast was clear. But that also had a sure way of backfiring on you. Or you could straighten your shoulders and make your presence known. Yes, you had to take the most direct route. Swallowing your nerves, you made your decision. 

You walked down the hallway, back towards the bar and closer to the kitchen door. You made sure to walk heavily, letting your footsteps give you away. You kept your gaze trained on Pope’s profile. You felt as your stomach flipped in anticipation. You realized that you didn’t care what kind of reception he gave you, you only wanted him to see you. Maybe give yourself an opening to start a conversation. 

As you approached, you watched as Pope’s head tilted then turned to catch you walking forward. His eyes met yours and you felt as if you were caught in his gravitational pull. The world around you ceased to exist. Nothing mattered except that he was looking right at you, recognition sitting in his gaze.

Everything about him pulled you towards him. All you wanted was to get wrapped up and lost in him but instead you fought through the pull. You continued forward and then turned to exit back into the bar. Pope watching you intensely as you passed by. 

You heard Craig’s voice coming from the kitchen and you looked back to find both Pope and Craig looking at you. Craig gave you a quick smile but Pope’s expression didn’t change from his blank mask. You nodded to Craig and then slipped back into the main bar, letting the noise swallow you up. 

~(AK)~

It took you a while to balance yourself out again, after the encounter with Pope. Although, you weren’t sure you could even call it that. He didn’t even say anything to you, nor you to him. It was barely even a moment. Shaking it off, you threw yourself into another round of pool with a few friends. 

After a few shots, Craig came back to the table and leaned up beside you. You glanced at him from the corner of your eye and he caught yours with another smile, this one warmer than the last one he met you with. You smiled back, lined up your shot and then sank your ball. As you stood up, you wondered if Pope was already gone or if you could figure out a way to chase after him. 

However, when you backed away from the table to let Craig take the next shot, you felt a heat prickling on your neck. You shook the feeling off but when you looked up, you found out what was causing the feeling. Standing on the opposite side of the bar, with a beer in his hand, was Pope Cody, and he was staring at you. You met his gaze head on, unsure of what it meant that he was watching you, but damned if you wouldn’t hold his attention for as long as you could. 

You and Craig continued to play your game, racking up more money as the time went on. People still not learning to not bet against you when it came to this game, but Craig was thrilled about it because he was making bank. Finally having had enough, you called it in, splitting your winnings with Craig and pocketing your share. You stepped up to the bar, calling out for Deran and giving him a generous tip. He grinned over at you and then offered to call you a cab. You went to shake your head no, when another voice cut in. 

“I’ll drive you home.” 

Both you and Deran were stunned to see Pope standing there, offering you a ride home. Deran smirked, telling you that your secret crush wasn’t so secret after all. You opened your mouth to refuse the offer but Deran cut you off. 

“Thanks Pope,” He said, “Take good care of our girl.” 

You closed your eyes at how thick he was laying it on but when you opened your eyes again, Pope was watching you intently. You inhaled, letting the excitement masked as anxiety fill you. Pope waited for you to lead the way, and then together you both exited out the back door of the bar and into the parking lot. 

From here, Pope lead you to his truck and you climbed up into the passenger’s seat. He waited until you were settled before starting it up. You gave him your address and he nodded, turning in the direction of your apartment. The drive was comfortably quiet. There was a charged atmosphere around you, but it wasn’t one that had you on edge. It was one that had you relaxing. A feeling you knew was purely because you were in his presence. 

You knew that most people who met Pope ran scared but not you. In all the years you knew the Cody’s, he never intimidated you. He would always just be Andrew Cody to you. The oldest Cody brother. The protector. The one who would do anything for the ones that he loved. You settled further into your seat, relaxing and staring out the window at the passing scenery.

Pope didn’t try to spark up any conversation and that was perfectly fine with you. It had been a long night and the quiet he offered was welcomed. After a short time, he slowed to a stop in front of your apartment. You gazed up at the building then turned to him. 

“Thanks, Pope.” You said. 

He nodded but didn’t say anything in response. You reached for the door but then stopped yourself. This might be your only chance. You didn’t know how long it would be until you got to see him again and you’d be damned if you didn’t at least try. 

You heard as Pope said your name, noticing your hesitation, and that spurred you on. Licking your lips you turned back around and faced him. 

“It was nice to see you today,” You murmured, “Even though we didn’t get a chance to really talk.” You watched as an emotion flickered across his face but then fell back into the mask. You smiled, “Thanks again for offering to take me home.” 

Mustering up all your courage, you leaned across the seat and caught his far cheek with your palm, tugging him towards you and you pressed a kiss to his other cheek. You closed your eyes, allowing yourself a few seconds to linger, you reveled at the softness of his skin beneath your fingertips and lips. 

You broke away slowly, inching yourself back to sitting on your side of the truck, your eyes fluttering back open. Pope’s face was still tilted in the angle that you’d pulled him into but he was staring directly at you. You blinked, waiting an extra moment while he processed your advance. 

Proud of yourself for taking a chance, you smiled and went to pull your door open only to be stopped by his hand wrapping around your wrist. You paused again, looking down at his hand and then back up at him. You waited, knowing that he was working up to something, and didn’t want to rush the moment. 

“I’ll come - I’ll come check on you in the morning.” He said with a curt nod. 

You fought the urge to bite down on your lip and instead let the smile grow on your face at his statement. 

You nodded, “I’d like that.” 

After another long moment of unbreakable eye contact, he unwrapped his hand from your arm and you hopped out of his truck. You passed across the front of the it, then stepped in closer to his window as you made your way towards your building. 

“Goodnight Andrew,” You murmured as you passed his side. 

You watched as his head snapped in your direction at the use of his government name. You caught the subtle tick of his jaw and knew that response meant he liked it. You smiled one last time before turning away from him completely and letting him watch you until you were safely instead the lobby of your building. It wasn’t until you got upstairs to your apartment and looked out from the balcony that he finally drove away. Your heart fluttered, knowing that he waited to make sure that you got home safely. 

You dropped down onto your bed and grinned up at the ceiling. Pope Cody had a thing for you too. 

[thewickedharlot]

our favorite recent tweets

You have to appreciate a good tweet or twitter thread when you see it. So here are a few of our favorites from the last 2 years.

Just putting the final touches on my sex tapes - Olivia

You know it pained us to put this one on the list, but we have to admit that this one made us laugh. We have to appreciate a good clap back when they happen.

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my mother says i've always been a serious young lady and i'm sure that's just code for not fun at all. - Joanna

At least Joanna can admit it? It sounds like we don't have to even bother to drag Joanna - her mother does plenty of that for us.

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Is it wrong if we say the whole of the LC fight? We might even dedicate a little section to it.

We know.. its a little mean. But you have to admit, objectively, that fight was hilarious. You didn't see it? Let me refresh you. Essence made a joke that he had an "amish hair cut" during a twitter q&a. After shading her on his own twitter, he responded to her asking who she was. She pointed out that she had millions more followers than him all while Quinton was obviously drunk tweeting along with her with iconic tweets like:

she’s right his head looks like a chess piece.

i thought a chess piece said smthn

The former LC member seemed to be confused on who Quinton was, claiming that he was famous because of LC.

Mia began jumping in with these iconic tweets:

someone slapping together his, idk eighth, shitty album in a year really talks alot about putting "time and effort" into his art.

my fav part is how he's acting like he's gods gift to music when no one knew who tf he was before LC and no one cares now that they're on break. All I see is a desperate money grab with all these subpar albums.

Essence jumped into responding to Mia responding that if someone is making that many albums a year - they're buying songs and slapping them together.

Mia: Right! Like, I respect the hustle but lets call it what it is. Do you but don't act like you're superior because you've released a million albums in two years?

Essence: doing the most =/= doing the best. callan and max will always be 10x more talented than him.

We've got to say - this was one of our favorite fights.

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well since y’all are here should i get my nips pierced LMAO? - Ema

Ema was a good sport about her sex tape being leaked - immediately going on twitter to ask if she should get her nipples pierced. If we're remembering right, she even made some jokes about making an onlyfans.

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List of places I've never been: 1. Cancun 2. Levi Astors DMS. 3. Antarctica. - Olivia

Olivia has had a few good clap backs over her time on twitter and this was definitely one of them. The accusations about her and Levi clearly didn't sit right with her and she had to set everyone straight. We're not sure we believe her, but that's another story.

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*levi&chloe* 6/10. shes too hot for him but it seems like she has him on a short leash so good for him! get that astor bucks. you won capitalism.

*essence & grandpa* pls turn yourself into the local police

*elsa&ryan* i dont think they're a couple but i saw a picture of them together once and you know what? good for her. she has 4th husband lined up & he has someone to help him with his mommy issues. 4/10. seek therapy.

*mitch&birdee* i hope you took so much fucking money. do you want to run him over w/ a car together? it can be a friendship activity. 0/10.

These are a series of tweets in Stella Bennett, Liv's little sister & Freddie's assistant's, ratings of celebrity couple. There were many more but here are just my favorites.

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women. that's it. that's the tweet. - daphne

We couldn't agree more.

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imagine giving birth the a man with a short dick. too many of your moms did. - chloe

Chloe has never been one to shy away from giving her opinion so her saying something like this isn't particularly shocking, but it is one of my personal favorite tweets of hers.

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Ryan's never getting an amazon delivery on time again - Levi

Levi Astor's documentary in Ryan Price's Vainglorious did cause something of a stir in their father, Mr. Astor. We need updates in Ryan's Amazon account. Is he getting random charges? Or is Mr. Astor more benevolent than we think?

[skinks]

Please Please talk to me about Maggie Tozier and what she’s like and looks like and what Dilfworth Tozier loves about her and made him put a ring on it and in general how much her two boys love her and how she loves them.

[cracks knuckles] here we go

I was looking through my copy of the book yesterday to answer this ask but then I figured, y’know what? Canon can suck it. I tend to beat myself up over accurate characterisation for Richie and Eddie, but they’re main characters, Maggie and Went are not, so the details are inconsequential. Their ages in the Dilfworth fic mean that they’d have a pretty different life experience from their book versions, what with growing up in the 60s/70s, but imo all that matters is that they love Richie and are good parents. Canon is ours now!!!

- my no.1 headcanon rn is that Maggie sings like an angel, and sings all the time. In the car, in the shower, gardening, housework, cooking. She and Went have a pretty good record collection, but if Went is listening to something and hears Maggie singing to herself in another room of the house he shuts that shit off quick so he can hear her.

- I wrote in ithots that Richie busts out into song at the drop of a hat, right? well, where Richie gets encouragement with his Voices through Went participating, Richie gets his incessant singing from Maggie, because he grew up in a household where that was welcomed.

- Maggie doesn’t even notice she’s doing it until Richie joins in, or she turns around and sees Went gazing at her all dopey, and she gets self-conscious

- until Went is like “I don’t know why. You know I think you’re a songbird” and then grins and calls her Magpie. She says stop. He says, Maggie-pie? She throws a dishcloth at him but secretly loves it because she fell in love with how frank and practical he is most of the time, but also how silly he is only when it comes to her and Richie.

- he only calls her that when they’ve had one too many anyway, otherwise it’s all sweetheart, honey, darling, Mags. Marguerite, in Richie’s stupid French Waiter Voice. “Yes ma’am” for when he’s rearranging her guts. Maggie’s the one to call him “my love” the first time, but she said it kinda exaggerated and jokey, and Maggie just doesn’t joke the way Went and Richie do so Richie noticed the way his dad just cracked tf up and was like wow, Mom must be really, really funny

- so y’know how Richie calls Eddie “my love” in the book, and is generally quite physically affectionate? He picks all that up from his parents, watching their example. Wants to make Eddie laugh like that

- for some reason I always imagine she speaks like, French or Italian fluently. I’m stealing @honeyreynolds hc that her maiden name is Avery for Tex Avery, but maybe her own mother was European. She tries to speak French with Richie as a baby/toddler so that he’ll be bilingual, and she’s so proud/frustrated because he’s clearly smart and has a knack for linguistic imitation, but his attention span is just. Non existent

- still makes lil kid Richie giggle by doing exaggerated Italian and making him guess what she’s saying

- I think she’s pretty elegant and reserved and almost shy on the surface with a rly wry sense of humour, so people tend to think she’s snooty, but she’s just... so concerned with keeping the peace and not saying anything bad about someone. Tries to see the best in people. This can lead to a lot of embarrassment when Went is so upfront and medical-frank about stuff or if Richie’s being a dumbass in public, but really she just envies their typically masculine lack of inhibition

- this is because she’s got this killer wicked streak. Maggie’s got a hidden well of scathing diatribes and Went knows it because

- they met on a plane in 1971 when Maggie was flying back to college for her final semester of senior year, and the man in the seat next to her started having an attack of some kind. The stewardesses appeal desperately for any doctors on board, nobody answers. Anyone at all? We’ll have to land the plane! Maggie’s trying to slowly shift away from this man and his spasms without seeming rude when she hears a deep sigh in the seat behind her and someone saying “I’m ethically bound to admit I have a licence in dentistry,” in a voice like he’s in on some joke nobody else knows.

- this guy unfolds the longest legs she’s ever seen and comes to squat right next to her and her apparently dying seat partner, she notices he’s nice looking and keeps glancing at her, there’s banter. Eventually he shrugs and is like “imo this man has a bad case of wind.” And Maggie just TEARS Went a new one like oh nice diagnosis DOCTOR DENTIST where’s your seatside manner?!?! what kind of name is WENTWORTH anyway! and Went’s like 👀😳😍 and then the dying man lets out a giant fart and Maggie recoils, all her pretty poise and indignation turning to base disgust and Went bursts out laughing and offers her the seat next to him

- turns out his first residency is in the next town from Maggie’s college. She’s only dated preppy meatheads before who only ever tried to flatter her and stopped listening when she talked about her music theory degree or the books she likes. But Went always grins and side-eyes her and cranks the volume whenever Maggie May comes on the hits station, because then she’ll whack him with a book. She’s so SWEET he loves goading her into releasing some more of that plane rage, like one day she’s prowling on the edge of a rant about her TA and trying to be reasonable. Went’s like, do it. You’ll feel better. So she fuckin rants her head off for ten minutes until her hair’s all dark and wild like an Arthurian queen and she looks over at Went reclining all impressed on her dorm bed and he’s like. I have never been more in love in my life. Can you sit on my face and make fun of my name again

- so yeah they’re both like, quietly distinguished and outwardly calm model citizens of Derry but in private Went is the fuckin roastmaster and is Maggie’s outlet for frustration whenever housewife suburbia gets too much

- I always picture her as having dark and quite curled hair, sort of Lauren Bacall eyes, and she’s probably tall too. Like 5’8 to Went’s 6’0 or 6’1 which is why Richie turns out to be 6’2 lmao. A family of giants. Honestly the whole time I was writing the Dilfworth fic I was imagining Mary Elizabeth Winstead, that’s my early-30s Maggie that Went is so excited to come home he’s stocking up on condoms. God I bet she’s got some of those single dark beauty mark freckles on her stomach 🥵 Wears hats with big brims. Sundresses. Secretly likes to pretend she’s on a mysterious trip to Rome as she sits in the park watching Richie catch dragonflies. Maybe when she’s older and Richie’s a teenager she looks kinda like Olivia Williams, bc I’ve had a big milfy thing for her ever since she was the mother in the 2003 Peter Pan.

- most kids in Derry have a crush on either Richie’s mom or dad or both and this is unfortunately quite damaging to his self esteem, even though Maggie INSISTS he’s just so handsome. She hates seeing him so insecure

- she tried pot once in college and hated it. The only times she comes close to getting hammered is on book club wine because it’s the only way she can get through them asserting the female orgasm doesn’t exist, then she comes home mildly tipsy and joins in on Went and Richie’s raucous game of cards

- felt a bit left out when Richie was small, with how well Went was able to go along with the silliness. Went sees this and gets Richie to make up a game where she’s Queen Margaret of the Tozier Court and made Richie a knight. They all spoke in bad Medieval Voices all afternoon, and it becomes one of those super long-running family jokes, and Maggie still feels all happy inside whenever Queen Margaret comes up

- ruthless decision maker!!! She had to be, because Went’s so laidback he’s horizontal and is always like “idc what we do as long as you guys are chill” and Richie can’t concentrate long enough to pick what colour gumball he wants, so she has to be staff sargeant. They go to Disneyland and she’s like C’MON BOYS HUP HUP HUP and Went’s like “oh cripes son we’re being hustled!!” but they love it as much as she loves them doing what she says

- great cook because of her indeterminidely Mediterranean mother.

- she genuinely wants to understand Richie’s strangeness but is also stumped as to what to do to bond with him, since she can only think of things she’d do with a daughter. She WANTS to brush Richie’s curls and bake with him but she thinks he wouldn’t like it, so they stick with singing. Is delighted when Eddie very politely and very intensely asks for her help making Richie a birthday cake. She sees how different they are together, and remembers Richie coming home at 5 years old declaring he was gonna marry Eddie Kaspbrak when he grows up, and she thinks... well, if I must have a son-in-law, I would love this one as much as I love my son.

[ketrindoll]

This is how I understood the whole Reddit vs Wall Street GameStop situation:

Lets say stocks are a car

Their owner is a mafia boss

Short-stockers are Little Ed

And Reddit is Jerry

So up until recently Little Ed would borrow mafia boss' car to let it go for a spin around the block. But in reality Little Ed was hustling by selling the car, then spreading rumours there's blood and dead bodies in the boot, forcing the buyer to sell it back to Little Ed for a much lower price. Little Ed gets money, mafia boss gets his car back.

Now one day he decided to sell it to Jerry, not knowing that Jerry is actually a total nerd for mafia, always wanted that car, and just generally hate Little Ed. So Little Ed tries the same old method but this time it doesn't work. Little Ed begins to panic. Jerry won't sell it back to Little Ed unless he paid much more than he sold it for. But then other people also want this famous rare car so they are willing to offer more than Little Ed. And mafia boss is starting to ask where tf did his car go. So now Little Ed needs to spend all of his money and a wallet, as well as borrow or get into a massive debt to buy the car back, for if he doesn't, mafia boss will pay him a visit and, at the very least, break his kneecaps. Out-hustled, Little Ed is super desperate and mega pissed, so he tries to use his connections to outlaw whatever it is that Jerry is doing.

[jmblyajones]

Euphoria: The Trials and Tribulations of Trying to Pee While Depressed (1X7)

1. Cassie/Lexie’s dad can GET IT

2. Lexie was reaaaally going through it during puberty 😂 still love her ♥️

3. Of course we gotta have the pervy ass uncles that definitely need to share a cell with the Jacobs

4. I had a feeling the car crash scene was the dad but I thought he would’ve died. I think it is very interesting and very to theme that majority of these characters have some sort of addiction

5. I think it’s very telling with Cassie/Lexie’s dad with how he was the handsome guy everyone liked then turned drug addict

6. Extreme close up of Cassie’s eye crying was an amazing shot

7. I CANT BELIEVE RUE IS WATCHING LOVE ISLAND!!! I literally have tabs open ready to watch it after Euphoria 😂😂

8. Okay so I’m waiting for Lexie to get her shine... like they need to show her off in s2 like sis did not come to play games!!

9. I’m feeling this whole detective Rue/Lexie duo out here solving shit and putting pieces together lol (BROO RUE PUT THAT TYLER SHIT TOGETHER WITH THE QUICKNESS, that shit went way OVER my head 🤣🤣)

10. Soo Jules likes Nate... I know Nate likes Jules like deep down. (Which in the conversation about femininity makes sense. Nate is oozing (toxic) masculinity so I can see why being with him might seem like she’s more feminine bc of the girls he usually goes for

11. BRO I totally didn’t piece together that THAT Daniel was Daniel Daniel! Kat’s boo from 6 grade 🥴 (I know that asshole lying when he said he didn’t remember them together 😒

12. So Kat’s a cunt because she’s not at Maddy’s beck and call every time Maddy and Nate break up? Girl bye tf

13. Okay honest opinion, do y’all like the tangents Rue goes on about random shit? Like bladders and peeing?

14. Rue’s mama got a type 😎

15. Rue and Gia need to have a serious talk

16. Fez is such a good listener 😂 “Trust me Rue, she not gonna gossip”

- I wonder how old Fez is compared to Rue only because he’s referring to her as “kid”

- Okay I was wondering when the camera was gonna focus on grandma for a visual but I was NOT expecting tig ole bitties front and center

18. Y’all got me FUCKED UP with those damn talking pill bottles

19. “Children are fucking scary” lmao they aren’t Chuckie Dolls dude. Okay I saw some people coming at McKay for his reaction. Uhhh I think he can’t force Cassie to do anything but I don’t think it was wrong for McKay to express that he wasn’t ready to be a dad. I think it is wrong that the guy’s opinion has to be immediately shut down if it isn’t 1000% in favor of what the girl wants. Being a father will affect him too if Cassie decides to keep it

20. Kat talking to a fucking black screen huffing and puffing in some type of audio modifier was SKETCHY AS HELL! That whole screen creeped me the fuck OUT! I know a lot of people think it’s Nate but nah fam I don’t think so, HOWEVER I do believe that it is someone she knows. So many things wrong with this. 1st off the screen is pitch black so you don’t know what the other person looks like or if they are filming you. 2nd their voice is modified which should also tell you that it could be someone you know 3rd. Y’all notice how she was taking orders from him? He was telling HER to take HER clothes off

(PS. Did y’all catch what he said at the end that scared the hell outta Kat to shut her computer?)

21. Jules’s imagination is dominating Nate hmmm. There is just too much toxic shit involved like yikes. I do think aside from cat fishing Jules, Nate was being real and true about his feelings and the things that he said to her. Now I definitely think Nate deserves JAIL but that’s just what I notice

22. I love Fez riding for his friend! I just think Fez shot himself in the foot because he didn’t know the entirety of the crazy fucked up shit Nate was doing and just put himself in the lions den threatening Nate. You knooow I think Fez and Ashtray could’ve hid the drugs under his grandma? Or something idk. All those damn pills there is no way they flush it all down. You know maybe Fez could go to jail because of a gun related charge? Drugs would be tooo easy! I know Rue mentioned it so it could be a possibility?

Trailer predictions: I think Rue will catch Gia doing drugs and tell their mom and Gia will DENY DENY DENY and blame it on Rue’s addiction issues. I think papa Jacobs is going to find out about Nate looking at his self porn stash and confront him and Nate’s sexuality will be questioned. I think since Nate messes with Fez’s hustle Fez will get payback. Cassie will get an abortion. Rue will confront Nate at homecoming? Someone is gonna fucking die! I know that (we I don’t but I wanna feel confident about this)! Gosh Ethan might find out about Kat and webcaming. Kat’s secret creep-like admirer will be revealed!!

[natalinahq]

                                           𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔞 𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤

chicago’s very own natalina king has been spotted on madison avenue driving a rolls royce dawn , welcome ! your resemblance to barbara palvin is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty-third birthday bash  . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re hedonistic, but being committed might help you.

 i think being a aries explains that .  3 things that would paint a  better picture of you would be ashes on silk dresses, lines on bathroom sinks and loose hundreds in small purses. 

( she stole from her trust fund money and became a drug dealer, now supplying a lot of her entourage without her parents’ knowledge  ) & cisfemale + she/her 

bonjour, y’all! the name’s lana and this is my drug dealer mess of a child natalina! under the cut, you’ll find some background info that I have for her! not very developed right now bc she’s a brand new babe but hopefully i’ll be able to flesh her out with connections and stuff 😊 really excited to be here <33 

triggers: drugs, crime (?) 

BACKGROUND & STORY 

born to famous homeboi (insert a fancy job i have yet to determine here)  daniel king and his second wife vivienne reid

mommy is a designer and so natalina started pageants at a very young age, following on her sisters’ footsteps (she got two, connections hollaaa) 

she eventually started modeling for her mother’s line but quickly realized she really wasn’t made for that and rlly didn’t like 

she adored the spotlight but hated the work that came with it. she would find herself looking for the wealthiest of her parents’ friends instead and networking here and there, mostly out of boredom but also bc rich people just fascinated tf outta her 

at 19, she was introduced to the world of drugs and substances and quickly grew a liking to the high

she fell in love with the man who supplied her with all her goods and he showed her the tricks of the trade. very much stupid and naive at the time, she wasted no time in helping him out by providing him full access to her trust-fund money so he could grow his business

soon enough, she was making clients of her own, mostly at her mother’s shows and her father’s fancy events. nat quickly realized that literally everyone who attended those affairs had a dependence of some sort and it wasn’t long before she started supplying everyone around her 

when she turned 21, her mans got charged and locked up and she was left with a decision: take over his hustle or go back to her boring socialite life 

ofc, we been known she doesn’t know how to make decisions so she went for the fun option and managed to keep business booming 

now that she had access to most of the resources and having learned from the best, she quickly made a name for herself and is now the go-to for any substance need in her circle 

though she still hides it from her parents and has repaid what was taken from her accounts, she's very dedicated to her hustle. 

because she’s always liked painting, she’s made them believe that she’s been selling her work to justify the income. so far, her parents are uninterested enough to believe her 

she enjoys the steadiness of the cash flow and finds her ‘craft’ quite soothing. when she’s not selling, she’s out partying or shopping, or traveling. if her parents cared in the slightest, they wouldn’t really approve but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

FACTS 

her ‘career’ is technically modeling but she only does it to please her mom and to shut her up at dinner. she doesn’t agree to many shows anymore but just enough to keep up appearances

she’s really good at math and that’s how she was able to help her ex-boyfriend at the time but homegirl can’t finish a book to save her life 

she will blow all of her money on pretty dresses, cars, and shoes bc college just ain’t an option rn 

 she actually does paint but no one really knows bc she’s very private abt that side of her 

she does a lot of drugs and no one gives a fuck around her so she’s like “meh, why should I, then” and so we’ll see where that takes her 

literally no ragrets/remorse, ever. she’s sold to people who ended up in the hospital/rehab but she’s grown desensitized to the whole thing and doesn’t really believe it’s her responsibility to monitor people’s consumptions (i can already hear you, quite the mother theresa, eh?)

honestly, she’s quite garbage but she knows how to have fun and gives mean head so hollaaaa

[aliferous-ly]

As the Certified SDV Anon, I feel obligated to say FARMER AND CITY BOY TROPE (i i get moxiety feels with that personally)

YESSSSS OH MY GOD IM !!!!!!! GEEKING

I like, adore the thought of farmer Virgil, who hides away and only comes out on a blue moon, who sells his produce on the DL, doesn't interact much . He's the farmer who's stuff is always gorgeous and amazing, and his surpluses he'll leave on various people's doorsteps , he lives on much of what he grows.

City boy Patton , though, I'm mmmmm yes. He loves the hustle and bustle of everyone, seeing the glimpses of people's lives. He has an office job, sorta, one that involves managing people. He's everyones favorite, because he's compassionate. But his true passion is writing

Patton who wears cute clothes and has an adoration that the city couldn't stomp out, goes to the countryside on the recommendation of a coworker -- she even rented her cottage to him. So he goes and falls in love with the area, and the nearby town is adorable, of course I'm adding sdv vibes I can't NOT

The other townspeople think he's a little weird, with his accent and priorities and the way he interacts with the world, but in a good, genuine way. One day, while chatting with some of the townspeople at a dinner party he was invited to, they mention Virgil -- the ever elusive farmer down the road. Patton immediately wants to meet him, right?

So he goes down the road and finds this frankly adorable farmhouse and knocks but, nobody answers. So he goes out back and oh no, oh, oh no

Virgil's out back, pulling weeds, wearing a sunhat and pants and big heavy boots and nothing else

So Patton's , out for the count, bright red, sputtering out a "hello! I'm Patton it'snicetomeetyou!"

And Virgil startles, stands up straight, squints, and sees this stammering, short, handsome man with light clothes and a harsh sunburn across his nose and cheeks. He makes his way over to Patton and the closer he gets the worse the sunburn appears, and he's like wow that's, devastating, damn

While Patton is currently Dying, Thank You because this gorgeous man is getting closer gETTING CLOSER --! and then he starts to Talk and his voice is absolutely Beautiful

So they meet. And Virgil's like "idk why tf you came all the way down here to meet me, I'm not much" while Patton, fanning himself, says "hahahahaha don't sell yourself short-" because well he still hasn't put a shirt on and he has the farmer tan going on and everything

The entire interaction is Patton panicking and Virgil being Very Confused, why is this Beautiful Man talking to him, What is Happening

So later Patton goes by more and more and he brings pies he learns how to make and the first one is frankly atrocious and Virgil laughs at him but promises to teach him how to make an Actual Pie. cue adorable kitchen antics

But as time goes on Virgil becomes more and more scared because, originally, it was just a one and done same relationship with the rest of the town, but now he genuinely wants to keep talking with Patton. He wants to be Patton's friend. and sometimes he wants to kiss him, too

But for now it's fine. It's fine.

Until, of course, it isn't.

Because Patton can't stay forever -- he has to go back to work sometime, back to the quick coffee runs and honking cars and stainless steel elevators. And Patton mentions this to Virgil and Virgil just, shuts down. He hates the city, more than he can say. And he hates that Patton is leaving. Virgil wants to say, "stay here, stay with me, I can change the art room into your room, or you could sleep with me, I could work harder and raise prices and I know there's enough food for both of us."

but he doesnt

and because he's scared, and vulnerable, he becomes sharp and jagged and Patton wants to stay with him one last time before leaving but they have a fight over it, Virgil saying he's just going to go back to his life and forget about "all of us jokes", and he's mean. Patton recoils, because he's trying, but there's only so much someone can put up with. They part on bad terms

So Patton's back in the city, much sadder, because he -- loved, Virgil, loves him. And Virgil's back home, depressed because wow, he just pushes everyone away, doesnt he?

And the coworker who rented her place out to Patton hears about all this and essentially goes "jfc", goes to her house and almost breaks the door down to Virgil's house. It's midnight, because she had to drive there after work, and it's six hours away, and he's like "okay wtf" and she tells him off for hurting Patton and for not bucking up and telling Patton how he felt. And Virgil's .. both indignant and upset because yeah she's right..

So he asks her if he can hitch a ride back and she agrees, only if he drives because she's uh exhausted (he doesn't have a car, only a worn down pickup that isn't licensed, to move produce)

And he shows up at Patton's apartment, after the nightmare that is the City, at 7 am, tired, bags dark under his eyes, wearing an old coat and an older flannel. And he apologizes, explains how scared he is, that he can't live in the city, but he feels deeply about Patton and doesn't want to screw things up because he was being stupid.

So Patton invites him in, makes him some tea, and accepts his apology, and they just. Talk. About everything. And anything.

LISTEN IM SOFT OKAY

so they make an agreement to see each other as often as possible, and Patton starts to transition into a part time gig at his place that's all online, and then, eventually, he -- moves in, with Virgil. There's a big going away party at his work (even though he'll go back for certain aspects of his job) and then he's , there. And they're always around each other, Virgil teaching him various aspects of the job and they just. Love each other and live in the same house and AGJ im soft

I imagine Virgil proposes first after freaking out all day and when he gets down on one knee Patton squeals and runs into the house, grabbing his ring from the nightstand drawer and running back out, back to Virgil who was panicking even more because when your partner's first response to a proposal is to Run Away that can't be a good sign, right? but then he's back , with a ring in his hand, and oh, oh

And then they get married and it's all very soft thank u for coming to my ted talk

[the-delta-42]

Fic list

Fics that I’ve been inspired to write due to posts made by @lenoreofraven, @galahadwilder, @nerdasaurus1200, @gale-gentlepenguin

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Multi-chaptered Fics

War Circle AU - Miraculous Ladybug AU, Marinette has an older brother who has the Wolf Miraculous, the head of the War Circle.

The Pirate Prince - Post BOTW.  Severe AU. Link was orphaned at 3 months old and taken in by the King of the Gerudo, Ganondorf. Fast-forward seventeen years later, a disagreement results in Link leaving and start sailing the seas as the captain of The Fierce Deity, a Pirate ship that is known for hunting down various Criminals and pirates alike, But the winds of destiny throw Link back to his family. Zelink.

To Find Hyrule -  Link never expected to find a home on the waves. Tetra never expected to find a home in a person. A Series of non-chronological One-Shots that'll vary in length that'll follow Link and Tetra, and their growing relationship, as they look for New Hyrule. Set after Phantom Hourglass. I decided there wasn't enough of Tetra and Link, so here's a series of one shots around them. Telink.

To Find Hyrule Reblogged - The To Find Hyrule series in Chronological Order

Agents Like Us -  A.U: Before Nick was hustling with Finnick, he was a secret agent with Mammal Military Intelligence 5 and FBI. Now, ten years after Nick left, his old partner has come to call. After all, Nick can't run from Jack, not again. This story will contain Ships. Featuring Nick Wilde, Judy Hopps, Jack Savage and Others.

Rewrite History - Bunnyx changing history of Ladybug’s orders, in an attempt to avert a disastrous event.

To the Final Frontier - Miraculous Star Trek AU.

Valentine’s Prompts - The Prompts from DeviantArt’s Valentine’s day

Bridges AU - Adrien and Marinette have a falling out and Marinette is forced through the pain of losing her family. Started out as salt, future parts will retcon things

Marivenger - Marinette teaming up with the Avengers

Critical - Marinette is injured in an Akuma attack and is left fighting for her life

Armed AU - While fighting an Akuma, Ladybug is disarmed and exposed to the city of Paris

Hush AU - Marinette’s parents discovery her secret

Rules of Precinct One -  The rules that all Officers in Precinct One have to follow. Zootopia.

Revealed - Marinette has a terrible secret revealed after Rose is Akumatized

New Car AU -  Marinette thought she had a normal car, after her last one was stolen and torched, but it opened her world up for a whole lot of insanity.

Maribat -  Genetics are a wonderful thing, unless the substitute Science teacher is an arsehole. Bio Dad Bruce Wayne.

Miraculous Transformers - All MLB-TF cross over fics

In Plain Sight -  Transformers AU: LB-14 and CN-15 were dispatched to Paris under orders from Optimus Prime. Nowhere in those orders was the recommendation for them to crash into a building and reveal themselves to a group of locals.

Autobot City - Transformers: Prime, Rescue Bots & Robots in Disguise 2015 AU

Grief -  WARNING! THIS STORY HAS MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH, VIOLENCE AND SOMEONE TAKING THEIR OWN LIFE! IF THIS IS LIKELY TO SET YOU OFF IN ANY WAY DO NOT READ! A moment is all it took. A moment is the cost of a battle. A moment that starts a whole domino effect that leads to the end for so many.

Too Far AU - This series has implied and referenced rape/non-con elements. If this is likely to trigger, offend or otherwise make you react in a negative way DO NOT READ! A group from another class believe Lila's lies too well and believe Marinette is working with Hawkmoth. The group decide to take the law into their own hands, only for them to go too far in their 'interrogation' techniques.

Winged Mirabel AU - An Encanto AU where Mirabel has wings

Know Better AU -  My parts for Tumblr's Fake Apology AU, but I'm going to remove as much of the salt from it as possible.

Marinette hears Nino and Adrien talking and gets the wrong end of the stick, which creates a domino effect that causes a dark secret to be revealed. TW: contains mentions of abuse, past non-con and Gabriel Agreste being a shit person

Family - Alvin and Rebecca reluctantly agree to foster Clementine, a troubled child they've fostered before, after her latest foster family send her back into care.

TWDG Wing AU - If you were fortunate enough, you were born with wings. If you weren’t, you’d hope a child in your family would born with wings. Lee and his younger brother fell into the former camp, their parents were in the camp with them. Centuries ago, people with wings were once treated as deities, then were hunted, and then treated with the utmost respect. After an apocalypse interrupts Lee's journey to prison, he suddenly finds himself acting as a guardian for a little girl called Clementine. While doing his best to care for, and protect, her, he finds himself on the long road to redemption.

TWDG Reunions AU - After Clementine and AJ are exiled from the school, they make their way to New Richmond and the New Frontier. After reuniting with some old friends and a couple of accidents, the pair forge a new life in the community. Ten years later, they experience a tragedy and an unexpected reunion.

Oneshots;

Shit be True - Chloe chose the wrong time to screw everyone over.

Marinette and Cataclysm - Ever wondered what happens when Cataclysm is used on the human body?

Wing span - The Classes first flying lesson

Three and Down - An Akuma regresses the ages of the class, literally.

Stressed - *Updated 19/07/2022*  Marinette suffers a stoke at school that seems to be normal at first, but is later found to be anything but natural

The Reveal that Wasn’t - After discovering Chat Noir’s identity, Marinette has doubts that he would truly love her.

All your little tricks - The Downfall of Hawkmoth and his protégé 

Jerks - Adrien does something stupid and gets little sympathy

Secrets - The Class knows one of Marinette’s deepest secrets, and guard it with their lives.

Fallen - An accident occurs when Marinette is relishing in her newest hobby

Betrayal - Chat Noir is forced to betray Ladybug, but can only turn to Marinette to help save himself.

Nap Time - Marinette is sleep deprived and will not get up

Swimmingly - Ladybug can do anything, as long as it isn’t in the water.

An Unexpected turn - Hawkmoth wins, but also loses.

Cry of a Wolf - An Akuma turns people in animals

King Chilli - Kim plays the wrong kind of prank on Ladybug and suffers from the fallout.

Champion - Hawkmoth has Akuma’s, Ladybug has Champions

Cure - Marinette will do anything to save her father’s life, even if it meant selling her soul down the river to do it.

The Shield - Wild accidentally mentions how Time was able to beat the Gerudo warriors of his Hyrule, Buliara want to see him put his money where his mouth is

Fears -  Link finds out about Tetra's most embarrassing secrets. Telink oneshot based on a headcanon I have. Rated T for hinted/mentioned past child abuse

Pockets - A Pseudo Collab between me and @lenoreofraven, I say pseudo because she started and I just jumped on the wagon

Ghosts from the Past - Beckett Mariner has been in Starfleet roughly ten years as of 2380. The Dominion War was 2373 to 2375.

Survivors - A Continuation of Ghosts from the Past

Traitor - Currently in progress

Therapy - Beckett finally gets help

Too Much Salt - Two beans accidentally over season their food

Meet me inside -  Chloe pushes Marinette too far and shit hits the fan

Broken -  The Butterfly Miraculous was damaged when Gabriel started abusing it, leaving invisible scars on his victims. Some scars are more dangerous than others.

@gale-of-the-nomads said I could run with it, so I did.

Off Sick -  Marinette and her family are forced to self-isolate after one of their regulars tests positive

Redemption -  Alya is forced on a spending spree, after finding a pile of gift cards that are almost out of date.

Leap of Faith -  Link's thoughts on his task to save Hyrule. Set right after getting the paraglider.

Ladybug Fainted -  Chat finds out Ladybug's identity because she unified too many miraculous and she collapses leaving Chat in a panic. Alya thought Chat was making a Pokémon joke

Infected -  Ladybug in injured during an Akuma attack that occurred during her patrol while Chat was resting.

A Second Chance -  An Akuma forces Ladybug to call in a disgraced former member of her team, allowing them to have a chance at forgiveness.

Not a Soul -  While Chat is on a work trip, Ladybug comes up against an Akuma that has a taste for souls and Ladybug is left feeling strangely empty.

OoT Headcanon - Not really a fic, but it’s close enough

Crack - Marinette has a habit that leads to a reveal

A Glitch in the Matrix - Max has a hobby that no one can know about

Facsimilie -  Gabriel was right about there being a Sentimonster, he just wasn't right on who it was.

Since You’ve Been Gone -  At the first chance they get, Adrien and Kagami leave Paris to escape their controlling parents. When they return eight years later, they find that life has moved on and not in the way they were expecting.

Breaking the Wall -  Based off of Doctor Who S9E11: Heaven Sent.

Marinette is trapped by an Akuma with only two options; Give up or chisel away at a crystal wall until she is free. The catch? Don't let the Shadow get you.

Princess Justice - After a robbery 'gone wrong', Marinette finds herself attending her mothers funeral. Just one incident away from breaking the camels back. Shadowmoth suddenly finds himself realising that he can't control every Akuma he sends out.

Hamilton -  College Francais Dupont does Hamilton. Goes a well as you'd expect. Something nice and light hearted after my previous fic.

Clingy -  An ungodly early start has Marinette falling asleep on the bus with her classmates and other students. This leads to an incident that Kagami would deny ever happened. She has a reputation to up hold after all.

Creep -  After winning a competition, Marinette finds herself with an unwanted admirer and her friends enter detective mode to track them down.

Innocent Angels -  Marinette is innocent in many areas, she just didn't realise the meaning of her words until too late.

Fetch -  Ladybug has a plan to get the Miraculous back. Unfortunately, it requires an appendage from Monarch.

Disbelief -  Gabriel hits rock bottom, but instead of going up, he decides to cut out the one this he is certain on. He just didn't expect to be wrong.

My Gift to You -  Marinette's mother's birthday is coming up and Marinette doesn't know what to get her. It's only when she finds a forgotten object, that she has an idea. Also part of the War Circle AU.

Nightmares -  Nightmares aren't uncommon, but when five people who all know each other have too similar nightmares, that can't be a coincidence.

Limp -  Lila discovers that Marinette is an amputee. She also discovers that everyone else already knows and that she's the last one to find out.

*This was going to be longer but I felt it was finished*

Ashes to Ashes -  An Akuma goes after Marinette's parents and only stops after the Bakery is in flames, leaving Marinette without her parents and her identity known.

Upper Decks - 25 years after meeting Tendi aboard the USS Cerritos, Mariner has risen through the ranks, whether she wanted to or not. USS Shran, her fifth command, is scheduled with the Cerritos in order to collect some transferring officers. Set dur the Star Trek Online Klingon War Arc.

Road to Recovery - Almost three years after the war with Delta, Clementine suddenly vanishes while fishing, leaving a void in Louis's life. Six months later, she is returned to them. Broken and afraid, leaving Louis and the other survivors of their group to pick up the pieces.

A Sight to Behold - Marinette unintentionally reveals a secret to the class, and no it's not her identity.

Delay - Dolores starts panicking on her wedding day and Mirabel in elected to prevent Mariano from seeing Dolores's dress, at any cost.

Works that aren’t mine, but I’ve reblogged because they weren’t tagged on the home blog:

Know Better, Do Better - A Salt AU that I find interesting. This one is weird because the Author has four of the works listed. This one is by @nobodyfamousposts

Moral dues - This is another one I like, although I’ve been thinking on separating the parts into individual posts, since the length of the full think can make scrolling through it a nightmare. I’m also thinking on adding to it. This one has many different authors contributing to it, however the source inspiration for this post, and story, is @a-ratt who was previously know as Apex Primus

Betrayal au - This is the one post that was sitting in my drafts for so long that there are further parts that aren’t reblogs. This one shows a darker side to Adrien towards the end of it. The original poster for this is @lenoreofraven 

Warm - Gerudo!Link AU. Zelink

Mother Urbosa - Urbosa raising Link

Ganondad - Ganondorf adopting Link

Gerudo Link - Link but he’s a Gerudo Male

Mama Impa - Impa adopts Link

Shiekah Link - Link but he’s a Sheikah

Not mine - Fics that are usually one shots but sometimes are just chapters from a greater story that I haven’t gotten around to looking at.

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Hurt

Reader request for some Marco goodness with disapproving parents (although who tf would not approve of their daughter dating the golden boy??)

Warnings: car accident, parent drama

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“Marco? Marco, are you there?”

Marco sat up at the sound of her voice, wondering how he had managed to answer the phone in his sleep.

“Hey, baby, yeah I’m here, I’m here. What’s up, are you ok?”

“Not... not really. Can you come to the hospital?”

Marco flew out of bed and grabbed blindly at his nightstand for his keys. “What happened, are you hurt? I’m on my way right now baby, right now.”

“I’m ok. Well, I broke my arm. There was an accident.”

Marco felt his heart stop. “An accident?”

“It’s ok, except for my arm everything is fine. Really. Just please come get me.”

Marco drove as fast as he dared through the dark deserted streets, fully intending to play the celebrity card should he get pulled over. He tried to control his breathing, to quell the panic in his chest. She said she was fine, she said she was fine. Why had she only just now called him though? If she was ready for him to pick her up she had obviously already been there for awhile.

Her parents, he thought. Of course they had been there, and they would not have wanted him there. He felt that familiar mix of anger and sadness rise up, and he tried to ignore it. Now was not the time. He needed to get to her.

His saw her waiting at the entrance as he pulled in and his stomach lurched. Why was she outside? Why wasn’t she in the lobby or something? What in the hell was going on? He pulled to a stop in front of her and practically leapt out of the car, hustling around to her. Her right arm was encased in a bright yellow cast, hung in a sling, but she looked otherwise unharmed just as she’d told him she was. When he got to her, though, he could see her eyes were red and her cheeks tear-stained and he felt his heart break.

“Oh baby, hey, come here, I’m here now, it’s ok.” He wrapped her in the tightest embrace he could muster and she melted into him, letting out a heavy sigh as a weight seemed to lift from her shoulders. He pressed his lips to the top of her head and breathed in the familiar scent of her shampoo. She was here, in his arms, and she was OK. His own weight lessened.

She stirred after a moment. “Can we go to your place?”

He pulled back and looked at her. “Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Ok.” He opened the passenger door for her before walking around to start the car. It certainly wouldn’t be the first time she’d stayed the night with him, but he was pretty sure it would be the first weeknight and he’d expected to take her back to her parents’ house. He decided not to press the issue and just rested his hand on her thigh as he pulled out of the parking lot and headed home.

They rode in silence for a bit. She stared out the window at the city going by, and he tried to focus on the road. She finally broke the silence with a sigh. “Thank you for coming to get me.”

“Baby, you don’t need to thank me. I love you, I’d do anything for you.”

She turned her head and smiled at him. “I know. But thank you anyway.”

He squeezed her leg and winked at her. “Lucky for you I went shopping today and stocked up on those ice cream bars you love so much.”

She shifted her body to face him, reaching out with her uninjured arm to stroke his cheek. “You’re a good man. I’m lucky to have you. I don’t know why they can’t see that.”

He took her hand in his, pressed it to his lips and held it there. He didn’t say anything until they were parked in his driveway. “What happened tonight?”

She cast her eyes down. “It was so stupid. I ran a stop sign and another car hit me. I just didn’t see it, it was just an accident, you know? But once my parents got to the hospital my dad started in on how I was never this stupid until I started dating you, which is the dumbest thing. How the hell could it be your fault that I ran a stop sign? People do it every day, plus how am I stupid when I’m one single term away from finishing my degree? He doesn’t have a degree. He was just looking for yet another reason to dig into me about us, about how he raised me to be better than some dumb WAG.”

“Some dumb WAG? Did he seriously say that?” Marco felt his jaw tighten.

“Yeah. And Mom just stood there nodding. So I told them to leave. Then it really got ugly. They said if I wanted to throw my life away for a footballer that I wouldn’t do it under their roof. I think I just got kicked out.”

Marco sat in stunned silence. She was still looking at her lap, her free hand fiddling with her sweatshirt’s zipper. He could see tears glistening in her eyelashes. He clenched his fists, ready to strangle the people responsible for her pain. But he let it go. He unbuckled, got out, and walked around to open her door.

He held out a hand to help her out of the car, closing the door behind her. He took her face in his hands and tilted her head so she’d look him in the eye. “You are not some dumb WAG. You are a smart, kind, loving, gorgeous WAG and I’m the luckiest man in the world.” The tears started to fall then, and he pulled her to him, wrapping her tightly in his arms. “You live here now. I’ll send movers to get your stuff tomorrow. OK?”

“But my parents....”

“Are more than welcome to visit when they can speak to you in a civil manner and not treat you like dirt because of who you happen to love.”

She pulled away from him. “You’re seriously asking me to move in with you.”

“I think I’m actually telling you to move in with me, but we can say it’s asking.” He grinned at her.

She bit her lip. “Yeah. Yeah, that would be good. Yeah. Let’s do it. I’m gonna move in with you.”

His grin widened, and he scooped her into his arms and spun her around, causing her to squeal. “Marco I swear to god if you drop me...” He shushed her with a kiss.

“Come on, let’s get you into bed.”

“Our bed,” she said with a smile.