#he has piercings he has tattoos he has long hair he has reading glasses etc etc etc

[gothsuguru]

gonna have suguru be a mix of a frat boy/a fucking NERD/and a bad bitch…….. YEAH LET’S GO!!!!!!!!

[yoinkschief]

What’s your general HCs for the fellas ? (Identity, race, sexuality etc)

Whooaagh, that's gonna be a long list, I have a ton of like small headcanons for them that mean like absolutely nothing, but I'll try to keep it to a simple list

Just quickly though:

I HC them all to be generally around 27/28 and in their late 30's/early 40's during WTFuture/in the future,, there was no real way to put that in a good list with them lol

And they're all best friends - just cause they're a group of people doesn't mean they only get to have one bestie yk, they're all super close

Also Ellsworld is canon alongside Eddsworld, they co-exist with each other

Tom - Mixed Race (Black/Irish from his mom, White/American-Hawaiian from his father - Trans Masc-Nonbinary (AMAB) He/They/(sometimes)It (It/Its depends on who it is) - Bisexual (massive masculine lean) (worst taste in men EVER) - Styles his hair to look like his fathers (otherwise his hair is usually textured around the 3's,,, like 3A/3B) - Very pear shaped like his father, and hairy too lol, the alcohol certainly doesn't help with that - Wears reading glasses (later this turns into him genuinely needing a prescription,, another thing he gets from his father - he looks very similar to his mother in terms of facial features and skin tone, but has a lot of his father's aspects) - Fear of eye contact (has gotten a lot better about it now that he's an adult, but still struggles with it with people he does not like/does not know) - Autistic - 5'5" (the shortest of the ensemble) - Works at a diner while part-timing music independently - "Monster" form is man made and extremely painful to turn into (there is no way he could control it,,, in some iterations of my headcanons like in different stories there are ways that he can have like a pact with it,,, like in my Mattsworld AU (WHICH I NEED TO POST ABOUT AUGH) he's "controlled" it a bit by making a deal with it,,, of what I haven't quite figured out yet oof) - Has quite a few tattoos on him,,, (Polynesian shark teeth on his left upper arm, cyan colored harpoon tattoos on his left side, a pinup mermaid girl on his right side, and the Nordic rune for "Wolf" on his right outer thigh) - Also he inherited his anger issues from his father as well, forgot to add that earlier with the list of things he's inherited from his old man lol - Momma's boy (/affectionately, not like he can't do anything without his mom, moreso like he really loves her a lot and obviously they're very close since they both lost Tom's father that day so for a while they were all the other had to remember him by) - Tamara is his cousin from his mother's side of the family - His first friend was Edd - His mother died when he was in highschool - father when he was in elementary, it really hit him hard (it was just before his senior year and had he not done so well the years prior he would've failed HS because of it) - Diesss ???? It's like the whole "OMG they killed Kenny" bit more than anything - like if I had to describe it, he has the Loony Toons death curse, where he dies on screen but in the next panel he's fine cause no one can actually die on a kid's show, yk ? - Tons of piercings,, mostly on his face but also in other places on his body too, though it's more like two other places other than his face area - Loves Ska music obviously, but also punk and rock, thinks artists like Destroy Boys, GRLWood,

Edd - British,,, and probably has some Italian in him somewhere, y'know like family rumors/talk of like "well I'm 1/4 Italian" or "your some odd greats grandma was Italian" that kinda thing,,, not quite sure, not curious enough to care to get some DNA test kit - Homophobic (/j) Gay, man kisser, masculine hug enjoyer, he holds hands with other boysss - On the AroAce spectrum, not really a hard no on either, just more of something he doesn't think about on a day to day basis nor really care about unless the thought is put in his head - Moles scattered across his body (not many, just one or two here and there - and none that are particularly bad or harmful) - Wears reading glasses (more specifically blue light glasses cause he's looking at a screen all day every day) - The only one of the gang that doesn't have any genuine mental disorder,,, he's got his problems sure but he's neurotypical through and through - His problems being main character and plot armor - More seriously though he has a raging hero/savior complex that gets him into a lot of trouble at times - 6' even, second tallest of the group - Very apple shaped,,, when I draw him I think very round thoughts if that makes sense - Had a major emo phase in highschool,,, he kinda snapped out of it during Senior year, or rather the summer leading up to it, but man it was wretched LOL - A child of divorce (they still made it work for him - it wasn't like they fought or it was a domestic abuse thing, they just fell out of love with each other and couldn't stand being in the same house anymore, but they love Edd so they made it work for him the best they could) - Works as an animator - professionally and freelancing ! Hard fucking order but he LOVES they process of creating art, seeing the end result is so gratifying to him and being able to see all the love and attention he put into it - Has a Youtube channel where sometimes he reviews animated movies/shows/shorts - he doesn't update it a lot, it's like a "if I feel like it" cause he only does Youtube as a hobby and as a place to hold his animation portfolio - His first friend was Matt, they've been friends since like diapers - REALLY really good friends with Tord - doesn't really know why but they are like bound by the hip - He's only got ear gauges - he doesn't try and stretch them a ton like Tom does, he's fine with just normal sized gauges that don't stretch his lobes all that much - Has a VERY BROAD music taste, anything from Lemon Demon to Oingo Boingo, to PinkPantheress, to Joey Valence & Brae, to Weird Al,,, anything under the rainbow of music genres he's probably heard one song from each - PowerEdd is canon still !! Not the superhero, but the powers he and Eduardo now suffer with lol,, but they're not really potent, his body chemistry is just kinda fucky now cause of it,,, bro glows in blacklight and sometimes just in general

Matt - British/French,,, basically he's incredibly white - Pansexual (he used to also be GenderFluid in my headcanons,,, but in the past year or so I've decided against it - he's more of just a guy who likes makeup and to wear dresses more than anything else) - Ginger with freckles, they cover his body in splotches mostly, but he's got a few individual ones here and there on his body as well (they've clustered around his face, hands, elbows, shoulders, hips, knees and like two separate patches on his back) - His hairstyle has changed so much with me over the years and it's my own damn fault lol, I don't draw him enough but that most comes with the "I don't wanna draw him wrong" thing but if I don't ever draw him how will I draw him right ?? It's a cycle is what it is - The only one with prescription glasses since middle school - he just wears contacts instead, he HATES how he looks in glasses - his parents had him get LASIK surgery to correct his vision,,, since then - His personal account where no one (except like the gang) knows it's him is very unhinged, he says some devious shit on there (it's a public Twitter account) - Also Autistic, but in a DRASTICALLY different way than Tom is, they're like opposite sides of the spectrum (Tom doesn't mask often, Matt masks like all day every day, Tom can't make eye contact, Matt makes intense eye contact, that kinda thing yk,,, even despite the fact they both have texture issues they have very different issues with textures - also Tom was very early diagnosed and Matt only got diagnosed after Tom kept pestering him to do so) - He's some kind of narcissist, just haven't been able to really pin point it down yet,, I need to do some more research on it - this could change in the future because of that so this is like a maybe canon - His father left him when he was very young like maybe 5-8 range, and his mother married his step father WAY too soon after, him and Matilda is his step sister (He HATED her at first, she tried to be very kind to him cause they're the same age and everything, and this is the first time she's had a sibling, but every time Matt looked at her all he could see was his father leaving him,,, it took until after college for them to actually grow closer as siblings and friends) -6'1" just an inch above Edd - Edd was his first friend - they've been through thick and thin together, they comforted each other when both their parents divorced, so obviously they've got a bit of a trauma bond through that, and are really the only ones who understand that kind of issue - at least in their eyes - Twink. Through and through. Despite being partially French he's got very back luck with growing hair on his body, and when he does it's thin and very lightly colored - Works as a model and "social media influencer",,, basically he's a walking propaganda poster - Has earrings, mostly wears a lot of gold - Doesn't like listening to music often,,, this hurts me to write as someone who can't NOT listen to music, but he just doesn't have a music taste,, I've mentioned before how he listens to some female rappers and other song artists like Mitski and Girl in Red, but that's only because he's listened to them on like the radio or had someone else recommend them to him, he doesn't actively listen/search for music - Still a vampire,,, er, really just half vampire ?? I'd like to think they lads did a séance of some sort on him and for the most part it worked but like Edd his chemistry is still a little fucked cause of it, y'know ? Like he's still got pointed ears and teeth, can't really do much about that, and a BIG craving for red meat and the like, but he can survive without a constant need for blood, and his skin was already sensitive to the sun anyway so there's nothing really new there

Tord - Just a Norwegian fool - Trans Masculine (AFAB) He/Him - Bisexual (with a MASSIVE fem lean,,, he IS the bad taste in men) - His hair ? Yeah that's natural - he's got some WICKED cowlicks,,, when he was younger his mom would try to brush them back to make him look more normal, but even when his hair was longer it didn't really do much for him - ADHD haver, VERY late diagnosis and still doesn't really believe it, but that's a whole lot to do with misinformation of negative dumb jargon shoved down his throat - Narcissistic Personality TRAITS, not the disorder, but TRAITS of the disorder (as in he doesn't actively have the mind set and intentions of people with NPD, but he does have the mannerisms and habits of one,, but that's because of how he was raised by two Narcissists - it's a damn miracle he doesn't have the disorder, but either way he's gotta go to therapy about it,,, and he will,,,,,, eventually,,,,,,,,, after you drag him there by his hair but I mean he'll be there) - Tattoos on him as well (Left shoulder to a half sleeve of a snake, tramp stamp of Ouroboros, and between his shoulder blades beneath the back of his neck is Jason Voorhees' mask) - Can not regulate or understand his emotions,,, the only way he really knows how to deal with intense emotions of any kind is through very physical and aggressive means,, it's why him and Tom get into so many spats, but mostly cause Tom doesn't put up with his bullshit as someone who is very good at reading and understanding his own and others' emotions - Bro's got a very broad chest,, he's like incredibly male passing, even before having gone on Testosterone - Redditor. Sorry I don't make the rules except I do and he's a Redditor. - Also has an Instagram account and it's all thirst traps,,, and I'm torn between how much interaction he'd get on them,,, like I wanna say he gets none because he's a damn loser weebcell dorklord, but I've also seen how EW fandom craves him and that makes me think that this would be no different, ykwim ?,, sigh,, realistically speaking he would get a lot of interaction with his posts and I hate that for him I hope something bad happens to him - Technically Tom was his first friend (??) in the sense that Tom was the first person he met in highschool and was the one he talked to the most during then,, at least when Tom's life was stable, it gets kinda iffy after Tom's mom died and that's where the first part of their rift really started - But him and Edd and SUPER close, despite Tom being his first friend, Edd and him just click REALLY well - Has a similar death thing like Tom, except his is more of like the anime death curse - if he dies off screen, no the fuck he did not, he is coming back as the villain - LOVES Twenty One Pilots, favorite band of all time, usually he's not a die hard for a lot of things, but TOP is one of them, he also likes poprock/poppunk, things like that, think like Imagine Dragons and Mindless Self Indulgence (YES THEY'RE TERRIBLE I KNOW, LOOK AT WHO'S LISTENING TO THEM AND GET BACK TO ME ABOUT IT) but he also listens to hyperpop like S3RL and Machine Girl, but that's just cause of all the base it usually has - that's like background music for him to work to

That's pretty much all I can think of off the top of my head of just general thoughts for them,,, I'm sure I could think of more specific ones but then we'd be here all day

[whatsortofschoolisthis]

✧ IDENTITY ✧

Full Name: Robin Micah Ames

Nicknames: Robbie.

Name Meanings: Robin- English, “Bright Fame” ; Micah- Hebrew "Who is Like God?" ; Ames-, “Friend” 

Date of Birth: March 28th, 1875 (Easter Sunday).

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Blood Status: Pureblood 

Nationality: English/Welsh

Residence: The Wedge Inn.

✧ APPEARANCE ✧

Hogwarts Faceclaim: young Alex Pettyfer

Adult Faceclaim: slightly taller Alex Pettyfer.

Height: 6 ft

Build: Athletic

Hair: Blond hair cut short

Eye Color: Crystal Blue 

Scarring:

Three scars on his forehead above his right eye from an attack by Dark Wizards as a child.

One long ugly scar on his back from fighting a giant spider (got him from behind).

Modifications: (glasses, piercings, tattoos, etc.) his right ear is pierced (a tradition held by sailors)

Other Distinguishing Marks: None.

Clothing Style: trousers, simple shirt, and a flat cap. Wears his robe as little as possible, hates it.

Accessories: A pocket watch that doesn't run, he uses it to get out of conversations.

What’s in His Pockets: His wand and an adder stone

What’s in His School Bag: Textbooks, quills and ink, parchment bound into a notebook, a star chart, notes from Benny, and a sketchbook.

Accent: English

✧ SPEECH & LANGUAGE ��

Dialect: Standard English and Lanky.

Languages Spoken: English, Welsh

Languages Understood: English, Welsh

✧ PERSONALITY ✧

MBTI Type: 

- ENTJ (Commander),

They are natural-born leaders with an unparalleled drive to turn their visions into reality. Their strategic minds excel at seeing the big picture, identifying long-term goals, and devising efficient plans to achieve them. They possess a rare combination of confidence, charisma, and decisiveness that draws others to them and inspires them to follow their lead.

Positive Traits: Brave, loyal, kind, cool-headed, honest

Neutral Traits: sarcastic, dry humor, direct, cunning.

Negative Traits: irritable, bad liar even when it's important, stubborn.

Common Stressors: classes, looking after Benny, the fact Streelers exist,

Comforting Things: Flying, Reading, Quidditch once he discovers it, looking after his brother Benny, dueling.

Interests & Hobbies: Flying, Quidditch Commentating, dueling, drawing, hiking.

Description: Robin Ames was not a typical Slytherin, he would sacrifice his ambitions for his brothers and friends and often did. He was a horrible, horrible liar, no one ever believed his lies and he was overall considered a disgrace as a Slytherin.

That being said, Robin was not nice but he was kind and treated people well, he made no distinction between class or blood Status, which was unusual at the time.

✧ MAGIC ✧

Wand: Pear Wood, 11 inches, and Flexible.

This golden-toned wood produces wands of splendid magical powers, which give of their best in the hands of the warm-hearted, the generous and the wise. Possessors of pear wands are, in my experience, usually popular and well-respected. I do not know of a single instance where a pear wand has been discovered in the possession of a Dark witch or wizard. Pear wands are among the most resilient, and I have often observed that they may still present a remarkable appearance of newness, even after many years of hard use.

Other Magical Abilities: None

Patronus: A hare.

Patronus Memory: Holding Benny for the first time after he was born.

Boggart: The Dark Wizard that attacked him and his family

Riddikulus: The Wizard trips and breaks his nose.

Amortentia:

Robin  smells like Old books, fir trees, pears, something sweet yet sharp, and ink.

Robin smells apples, fresh air, and hay.

Mirror of Erised: The Dark Wizard dead and his family safe. After it's discovered the man died at sea, he sees Benny and River happy and his parents gravestones.

✧ HOGWARTS ✧

House: Slytherin

OWL Classes:

Astronomy — O

Charms — O

Defense Against the Dark Arts — O

Flying — EE

Herbology — A

History of Magic — EE

Potions — EE

Transfiguration — EE

OWL Electives:

Divination- O

Study of Ancient Runes — EE

NEWT Classes:

Charms — EE

Defense Against the Dark Arts — O

Potions — A

Divination- A

Extracurriculars: Crossed Wands Dueling Club and Astronomy Club.

✧ EMPLOYMENT ✧

Affiliations: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ; Gringotts Bank, Self employed.

Professions:

Age 18 to 26- Cursebreaker for Gringotts Bank.

Age 26 to 60- Freelance Cursebreaker with his wife Katherine and cousin Dylan.

✧ FAMILY ✧

Father: Donald Alexander Ames.

Born in 1850, he was the only child of Jacob and Alice Ames, who belong to the 'off' branch of the Ames family. He grew up in an inn in an isolated wizarding Hamlet called The Wedge. His parents had a nasty habit of murdering muggles and lone half-bloods and stealing their belongings.

Eventually they were caught by Muggle Authorities and were allowed to be executed by them and Donald was sent to live with his uncle Robert at the age of seven.

Unfortunately, his parents had left their mark, Donald was a cruel and conniving man and the Sorting Hat barely touched his head before sorting him into Slytherin, where he met Lucy.

Oddly enough, he has one good quality: he finds Blood Purism and bigotry to be distasteful, the aspect of his parents targeting innocent muggles (especially children) always deeply bothered him and he feels they got what they deserved.

He's a terrible father though, he does not like his children, having them was an unpleasant surprise, and the only one that's a Slytherin (Robin) is really bad at being Slytherin.

Donald made his parents Inn into a reputable bed and breakfast. He died of Dragonpox complications in 1928.

Robin doesn't like his father much and generally ignores him whenever possible.

Mother: Lucy Jeanne, Morgan

Born in Wizarding Cardiff to James and Agnes Morgan in 1850. Agnes was a witch and worked as a midwife and James was a muggle, he worked as a pharmacist.

Lucy was the oldest of three children, the younger two being twins, Glynis and Glenn, both of whom were also magically inclined She was a peevish and unpleasant child but otherwise not remarkable.

She sorted into Slytherin after being a Hatstall between Ravenclaw and Slytherin for eight minutes.

Lucy married Donald after he was established in the Inn (they were both 23) and she had River a year later in 1874. In 1875, she had Robin and in 1883 she had Benjamin.

She wasn't as openly disdainful as her husband but she treated her children like dolls and didn't really know what to do once they gained opinions and general sentience. She does love them in her own way though and keep all their Hogwarts letters in frames.

Lucy died of old age at the age of 84 in 1934.

Robin likes his mother as a person but not as a mother.

Brother: River Edmund Ames.

Born on October 31st, 1874. River was the first child , a Ravenclaw, and was expected to run his parents Inn as they aged. He Did Not Do That and became a train driver for the Hogwarts Express. He married Natty Onai and had two sons Samuel and Kian.

He was very quiet and very serious as a student and excelled in Care of Magical Creatures and Ghoul Studies, the latter due to living in a very haunted Inn.

Robin loves his brother and they're very close.

River has a strange dislike for Leander Weasley, it is on sight if he even thinks he glimpses the other boy.

Faceclaim: Toby Regbo

Brother: Benjamin Matthew Ames AKA Benny.

Born on June 3rd, 1883. He was the baby of the family, was sorted into Hufflepuff, and wasn't expected to be much by his parents.

He became a wandmaker and owned his own Wand Shop in Nova Scotia, Canada, called Ames Wandwoods (Still exists today). Benny was often in the Hogsmede Ollivander's and had a million questions for poor Gerbold Ollivander.

He married his childhood sweetheart Molly Cash and they had four children: Jack, Acacia, Letty, and Mark.

He was very cheerful and hardworking, most people liked him at Hogwarts. He was a perfect and head boy while there.

Robin adores Benny and is very protective over him and Benny loves Robin. He follows him everywhere when he can get away with it.

Benny was very fond of Sebastian Sallow and Ominis Gaunt, the latter of whom pretended to be annoyed by it.

Faceclaim: Young Freddie Highmore

Cousin: Dylan John Wright

Born on January 3rd 1875 to Glynis Morgan, Lucy's little sister. No one knew who the father was and Glynis was quickly married off to a Pureblood named Thomas Wright. Thomas was the only father Dylan ever knew and was an overall good father to him, adopting him at two years old.

Dylan and Glynis came to live and work at the Inn after Thomas was killed in his work as an Unspeakable when Dylan was eight.

Dylan was sorted into Slytherin after being a Hatstall between Slytherin and Gryffindor. He's cunning, a bit ruthless, and a fierce fighter.

He joins Robin in his Cursebreaking ventures after several failed attempts at business, including a general store in America.

Robin and Dylan are thick as thieves and consider the other their best friend.

Faceclaim: Finn Wolfhard

Pets: 

Childhood: A large calico cat named Miss Lily and a great horned owl named Annis.

Adulthood: One albino owl named Snowy and a crup named David.

✧ ROMANCE & CHILDREN ✧

Love Interest: Katherine Louise Ames Formerly Katherine Louise Weeks.

Sons: Henry James Weeks and Andrew Sebastian Ames AKA Andy.

Daughter: Vera Jane Ames.

✧ OTHER RELATIONSHIPS ✧

Best Friends: Sebastian Sallow, Ominis Gaunt, and Dylan Wright.

Close Friends: TBD

Friends:

TBD

Acquaintances: TBD

It’s Complicated: TBD

Hogwarts Dormmates: Dylan, three other spots.

Rivals: TBD

Enemies: Any blood purist

✧ HISTORY & BACKGROUND ✧

Place of Birth: St. Mungo's, London.

Hometown: The Wedge (Hamlet) , Lancashire England.

Childhood: 

Robin and River spent a lot of their childhood staying out of their father's way and dealing with their mother's oddities while helping in the Inn. After Dylan moved in they spent hours exploring the countryside and hiding from their parents.

Benny's birth was the one bright spot in Robin' life.

Hogwarts Years:

Robin ended up entering Hogwarts in his Fifth year due to an attack by a Dark Wizard (that his father had offended) nearly rendering him, his brother, and his cousin into Squibs. Professor Fig managed to coax them out of their shells and back into Magic.

Adulthood:

After graduating from Hogwarts, Robin worked as a Cursebreaker for Gringotts Bank and met Katherine Weeks, an American Witch and consultant on unique American cursed artifacts.

They fell in love, to the annoyance of Robin's parents and to the delight of Katherine's, both were the children of Purebloods but Katherine's mother Em was a Squib and her father Frank was not gifted at magic, both becoming apple farmers rather than entering any strictly magical field as a result.

They got married , left Gringotts, and started their own Cursebreaking business with the help of Dylan Wright.

Old Age:

Robin spends time with his surviving immediate family (Benny, Katherine, and Dylan, River dies in his late forties) and friends. He gets very good at muggle chess.

Death: 

Robin died of old age in 1970 while sleeping in his favorite chair. He was 95 years old and left two surviving children, four grandchildren , and eight great grandchildren: Rubin Orn, Wren Ames, Fiadah O'Faud, Jacob 'Danny' Ames, Bryn Ames, Hecate Ames, Sean Ames, and Evangeline Baker-Ames.

✧ MISCELLANEOUS ✧ 

Favorite Color: Gray.

Favorite Foods: Cauldron cakes, baked fish, and lamb

Favorite Drinks: Butterbeer, ginger ale.

Favorite Weather: Foggy.

Favorite Season: Autumn

Favorite Book: Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne.

Dislikes: Bullies, Streelers, his dad, licorice, and chocolate frogs (he doesn't think they should move.)

Trivia:

Robin is the great-grandfather of the Ames children. He met Rubin, Wren, Fiadah, and Danny but died before the others were born. He was particularly fond of Fiadah and would have loved Sean and Hecate.

He and River burned down his parents Inn after their death and freed many of the trapped spirits of his grandparents victims.

He loved the invention of the Television and was very fond of the Twilight Zone and Doctor Who.

Robin once killed an early version of a death eater. He was tried but found innocent.

His favorite movie was Snow White and The Seven Dwarves.

Hates Wizard's Chess but loves Muggle Chess, because the latter is sensible and the pieces do not Move About or Have Opinions On People's Outfits.

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[megan-loves-surveys]

#41.

The Last Person You Kissed What is their name? Will. Gender? Male. Age? 55.

Are you together? Yep. How did you meet? We live on the same street, I stopped outside his house during a jog, he was also outside at that time and said hello to me and we got chatting. The rest is history! LOL. Did anything else happen or just kissing? Just kissing, cos I was leaving his house haha. What do they do for fun? Watch sports, go to the gym, travel, read books, watch TV, play video games etc. How long have you known them? Over 2 years. Do you have feelings for them? I love him so, so much. What color eyes do they have? Blue. Do they have tattoos? Yep, he has a few on his arms. Race? He's white. Are you friends on FB? Yes. When is their birthday? May 1.

The Last Person You Texted What is their name? Ngawari. What did you say? "Are you feeling any better?" How did they respond? She said yes. Who started the conversation? Me. Do you text them often? Yep all the time. Were emojis involved? No. Are you related to them? No. When is the last time you saw them in person? About a week and a half ago. What do you do when you're hanging out? We mostly go to the gym, to dinner and shopping. How tall are they? About 5'6" I think. Have you ever hooked up with this person? No. Are you mad at them? No. Did you go to school together? Yes. What time did you text them? It was this morning around 8am. What color hair do they have? Black.

The Last Person You Saw In Person What is their name? Margaret, it's my Mum. Where were you? At home. Did you go anywhere together? No, I'd just come home from work lol. Do you live together? Yes. Do they have any piercings? She has her ears done twice. What kind of accent do they have? Kiwi. Are they ticklish? Dunno xD What is their best personality trait? She's so funny and kind. Are they single or in a relationship? Single. Have you known them more than 5 years? Well, it's my Mum, so what do you think? LOL. What's a strange quirk they have? Hmm... What is their sexual orientation? Straight. What is their favorite sport? Wrestling. And she likes football/soccer too. Do they play any instruments? No. What are their parents' names? My Grandma's name was Jean, and I'm gonna be honest and say I don't know what my Granddad's name was cos I never met him and don't really know much about him :( How old are they? 73. What's their sign? Pisces. What kind of car do they drive? None.

The Last Person You Were Mad At What is their name? I guess Will hahaha. What did they do to make you mad? It was dumb, I was texting him, he was reading them but not replying xD Then later on I asked him if he'd been busy and he said no, he was just sitting around, so why didn't he reply to me? LOL. Are they mad at you also? No. What is their middle name? Matthew. Male or female? Male. How often do you get mad at them? Hardly ever seriously, only about dumb stuff like the above. Are they your friend? Yes, and my boyfriend. Are they your friend now that they've made you mad? I was only mad at him for like half an hour lol. Did you go to school together? No. Before now, when was the last fight or falling out you had? Pffft, I can't remember. Are they attractive? So much, it hurts. How often do you see them? Almost everyday cos we live on the same street, so it's super easy to go to each other's houses. Do they have freckles? No. Are they overweight? No, he's in super good shape. Do they wear glasses? No. Are you close to any of their relatives? Not really, but I do get along really well with his son. Do they drink a lot? Some, but not a lot. How long have you known them? Over 2 years. Have you ever held hands with this person? Yes.

The Last Person You Got A Facebook Notification From What is their name? Robert. What is their profile pic? A car lol. Are you friends in real life also? Yes. What was the notification for? He liked one of my posts. What race are they? White. Age? I think he's 34 or 35. Will you see this person today? No. What is their favorite band/musician? No idea. Do you have their phone number? No. Have they ever given you a gift? Does buying my ticket for a wrestling show count cos he lost a bet against me count? HAHAHA. Are they old enough to drink? Yes. How did you meet? We're both wrestling fans and posted on a NZ wrestling page, I introduced him to one of our local companies and he came along to a show. Are they married or engaged? Neither. Do they have kids? No. What kind of stuff do they usually post on FB? He barely posts anything. What is their best physical quality? Dunno. Are they good at spelling? Not really. Have you ever heard them sing? No. What type of movies do they like? No clue.

First five songs on your shuffle.

Spice Girls - Last Time Lover

Little Mix - Not A Pop Song

Charli XCX - Set Me Free

Clea - Stuck In The Middle

Namie Amuro - Sexy Girl

Have you seen #1 in concert? I wish. Do you own any albums by #2? Which ones? I own them all! Which song is your favorite by #3? That song lol. I've played it over 500 times! Are #4 and #5 similar in genre or different? They're both pop songs, but otherwise nothing like - Clea is a ballad while Namie is upbeat. Which of these five would you most like to see live? The only one I could would be Charli cos Namie is retired, Clea split up close to 20 years ago now, Little Mix are on a long hiatus and Spice Girls tour rarely and when they do it's never outside the UK. But Charli will never tour NZ, so I guess none of them xD Which do you think has the most meaningful lyrics? Little Mix or Namie from what I've read of her translations. Does anyone else know you listen to #2? Definitely lol. Would you recommend any of these to other people? Sure, if they like the genres and would be interested. Which one is your favorite song? I love them all, but Last Time Lover is in my top 5 most played on last.fm so I pick that one.

Five pieces of clothing you have on.

Purple Seth Rollins sweatshirt

Blue shorts

Black tights

Grey winter socks

Grey ugg boots

Where did you purchase #1? WWEShop.com lol. I got for super cheap cos I bought it during the American summer when they were trying to get rid of them, which is good for me cos that's winter where I live. When did you buy #2? I have no idea what shop they're even from let alone when I got them lol. Is item #3 visible to the public typically? Yes. What is the most expensive item of the five? The sweatshirt even though it was on sale, cos originally it cost about 60 bucks. Second is the ugg boots, they were 40 bucks. Do any of your friends wear similar clothing? Yes.

What was the highlight of your week? The week just started cos today is Monday. So my highlight is getting the email that my Converse knee-hi's shipped YAYYYY.

Whose car were you in last? My Dad's.

When is the next time you will kiss someone? Next time I see my boyfriend, which likely will be tomorrow.

What color shirt are you wearing? Purple.

How long is your hair? Past my shoulders.

Are you good looking? Somewhat.

Last movie you watched? No idea.

Who were you with? -

Last thing you ate? Potato wedges and a muffin.

Last thing you drank? Water.

When was the last time you had your heart broken? Hmm...

Who came over last? My boyfriend.

Are you happy right now? Yes.

What did you say last? Not sure, but I was talking to my Mum.

Where is your phone? It's on the charger right now lol.

What color are your eyes? Green.

Are you left-handed? Yes.

Spell your name without vowels: Mgn.

Do you have any pets? No.

Favorite vacation? I can't decide, I love all of them xD

What do you dislike currently? My new glasses are leaving marks on my nose cos I'm not used to them yet. Grrrr.

What are you listening to? Charli XCX - Set Me Free

If you could have one thing right now what would it be? A billion dollars.

What is your favorite scent? Fresh bread or that smell after it rains.

Who makes you happiest? Lots of things.

What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing a video game.

When is your birthday? July 13. It's next weekend and I don't want to get another year older lol.

Who has the same phone as you? Nobody I know personally but I'm sure there's loads cos I have an iPhone 14 lol.

Last time you went swimming in a pool? Oh god, years ago.

Do you read your horoscope? On occasion, for fun.

Where was the last place you bought something? Online it was the Australian Converse store, in person it was Coffee Club when I bought lunch lol.

How do you feel about your hair right now? It's great.

Do you bite your nails? No.

Do you have any expensive jewelry? My Pandora charm bracelet has hundreds of dollars of charms on it by this point.

What is the best physical feature about the last person you kissed? His entire face, he's got that silver fox look going on, he's so handsome <3

How long have you had a Facebook, if you have one? I think since 2010.

How fast have you driven a car? -

Have you ever smoked? Yes.

What was or is your favorite subject in school? Computers/IT and Legal Studies.

Do you have Verizon? -

What type of boy or girl do you usually fall for? Guys who look like Jon Moxley cos my boyfriend looks like him if he was in his 50's LOL.

Do you have any hidden talents? Dunno.

Favorite song? LOADS.

Do you like to sing at all? Sure but I'm not good xD

Dream job? Traveling and reporting on it.

Where does most of your family live? Auckland and the UK.

Are you an only child or do you have siblings? Only child.

Would you consider yourself to be spoiled? Probably.

What was the first thing you thought when you woke up? "Wonder how long till my alarm goes off?" (it was about half an hour lol)

Do you drink alcohol? Yep.

Know any other languages? I wish.

Ever write a coded message? No.

Have you ever been IN a wedding? Yes, when my Dad got married - I was in the wedding party and was his witness when they signed the marriage license.

Do you like your handwriting? No, it's ugly.

Did you take a nap today? No.

Who has the same birthday as you? Loads of people lol. The best is my friend Logan, who is an hour older than me and we were born in the same hospital!

Ever met anyone famous before? Yep. The most famous is probably John Cena.

Do you want to be famous one day? Sure.

Any pet peeves? Loads.

Are you multitasking right now? Yes.

Do you like Britney Spears? Love her! Her discography fucking rules and I'm so glad she got free of her Dad. I hope she's happy and doing well.

What is your least favorite chore? Anything to do with the bathroom.

Last place you drove your car? -

Ever been out of the country? Yes.

Where were you born? Auckland.

Could you handle being in the military? Fuck no.

What is your average cell phone bill? I'm on a plan, it's the same price every month lol.

Who are you thinking about right now? Britney Spears, cos of that question before lmao.

When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard? Today at work, one of my coworkers was dealing with this ridiculous client and was telling the rest of us the details lol.

How many pairs of shoes do you own? I own almost 20 pairs of Converse, and a bunch of others.

Are your toes always painted? No.

How many piercings do you have? None.

What are you doing today? I had work, and now I'm at home.

Have you ever been gambling? Yes.

When was the last time you updated your theme? ?

Do you like rollercoasters? I both like and don't like them.

Have you ever been to Disneyland or World? No.

Do you have a favorite cartoon character? Mr Burns from The Simpsons.

Last thing you cooked? Haha me cooking, funny.

How’s the weather? It's dull AF, windy and cold.

Do you e-mail? Who doesn't?

What’s the stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? Forgot I was holding it when I went to lock the front door and it fell on the concrete and the screen completely smashed lmao. I felt so fucking stupid xD

Last time you were sick? In May, I had Covid. It fucking sucked.

What states have you lived in? -

Do you wish you could move? Kinda.

Where were you this time last year? In exactly the same place, lol.

What is your dream car? Dunno.

Have you ever wanted someone you can’t have? Oh, for sure.

If you could be anywhere right now where would it be? NYC.

Are you happy with your life? Mostly.

Does it annoy you when people make their default of them kissing someone? Who cares, they can put what they like. Are there any names you can think of that just go well together? Hmm. Do you enjoy museums? Love them. Have you ever met anyone famous? Yep. Can you describe the scariest dream you can remember? A toss-up between the one with the giant spider taking over my room, and the one where a huge tidal wave hit the building I was in and I drowned in it. Have you ever been to a mint where they make money? No. Do you ever get really, really hyper? I can. Are you left or right-handed or ambidextrous? Lefty. What's your favorite subject at school? - Do you ever use Yahoo! Answers, and for seriousness or for trolling? - Have you ever stepped on a thumb tack? Probably? Do you have a username you use for everything, or does it change for each site? I usually use Mox Girl or weatherwarden, depends when I signed up to the site lol. Are you in Miami, bitch? No lol. How did you break the last bone you broke? I got hit by a car. Joy. Have you ever used Nexopia? No. What's been the best year of school for you so far? My best year was... 2002. Do you have any disorders or disabilities? Kinda. Do you ever watch how-to videos? Depends. Do you enjoy trolling? No. Have you ever been to an emergency room and, if so, what for? Yep, see above about getting hit by a car. Also when I broke my femur as a kid. Which emoticon face do you use most often? xD Are you musically talented? No. How did you break the first phone you broke? None of my phones have ever broken, not even the one I mentioned above that fell on the concrete. The screen was smashed but it still worked, I used it till I could buy a new one LOL. Did you have a tree house when you were a kid? No. Have you ever been on vacation to a snow field? No. When you go on vacation, what mode of transport do you usually use? Planes cos I live on an island :P What's the worst show, in your opinion, on MTV? Don't watch it. What about the best? - Do you like Jason Derϋlo? I only like "Whatcha Say" lol. Are there any movies that just creep you out so much? Sure. Have you ever had a close encounter with a shark? No. Do you have any hotties on your walls? I have Mox, Seth & Roman on my walls, so yes definitely xD Do you ever wish dinosaurs came back to life? No, I've seen Jurassic Park lol. How many countries have you been to? 5 or 6 if layovers count lol. How many states have you been to in all the countries you've been to? In the USA I've been to... California, Nevada, Texas, Arizona, Illinois, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Florida, Washington DC, Maryland and Louisiana. 12! Not bad for a Kiwi lol. What's a song you heard long before it became popular and everyone liked it? Loads. Do you enjoy designing things? Not particularly. Do you know anyone who has gotten themselves into a serious accident? Yes. Can you play anything on the violin? No. Do you know what a rain check at stores is? Yes. Whose funeral was the last you went to? My Grandma's. Who got married at the last funeral you went to? ???? What do you think of excessively long names, and what about their shortenings? Who cares lol. Do you ever get hay fever? Yes. Do you know anyone with the last name Pilbeam? No. When you were little, did you have those magnet letters on your fridge? No. Have you seen the Techno Jeep video on YouTube? No. Does your house have a wood fire? No. Do you know what a Pibgorn is? No clue. Can you learn the lyrics of a song by ear, or do you have to search them up? By ear usually. Do you like the name Amy? Not really. Have you ever gotten an x-ray? Loads. How about a brain scan? No.

[wannabemurdock]

Smut alphabet, Eddie Munson

masterlist

Pairing: Eddie Munson x fem!reader (tried keeping it gn!reader where I could)

Contains: smut.

Notes: ugh i've been reading too many perv!Eddie fics so here we are. i'm such a whore for this man

Minors do not interact

Requests are open

not my gif

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He absolutely tries his best to take care of you afterwards, even though he's fighting off his own urge to just pass out. He'll get you cleaned up and also bring you a glass of water before holding your close and falling asleep with you.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He is without a doubt, a boob guy. Obsessed with touching them at all times. Watching a movie in bed, his hands under your shirt. Will worship your tits for as long as you let him.

If they're pierced - you're never allowed to wear a bra, so he can always see the piercing poke through the shirt. At home though, you can forget about shirts. You will be topless anytime you're together unless you're in public.

His favourite part of himself though is his hands and arms. He so proud of the strength and dexterity of his hands from playing guitar for so long. He loves the way his tattoo's make his arms look too.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

As much as he loves to fill you up and see it deep out of you, he can’t get over how gorgeous you are just absolutely covered in his cum. Little pearly white droplets across your face and chest has him ready to go for another round.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a nice little collection of your panties. You always wonder how the go missing. He shoves them into the seat of his van just to make sure you can’t find them again after a cheeky afternoon.

He loves to wrap them around his cock as he jerks off to the thought of whatever you two did that day.

He also has a nice collection of photos of you during and after sex. Dishevelled and covered in cum. You're constantly finding ones you didn't know existed. Tucked in the headstock of his guitar. Under his pillow. In the driver side's visor in his van. Whether its you in pretty little lingerie, mouth stretched around his cock or a close up of cum seeping out of you. He has a photo of it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's had a bit of experience. Most of his knowledge comes from porn though. He's observant of what makes your squirm and moan. He listens to your body and doesn't go into sex with you headfirst and cocky. He just wants to make you feel good and will ignore all his own previous experience so he can completely focus on you.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

He loves when you ride him. Your tits bouncing in his face as you use him for your own pleasure. Your neck on display as your head is thrown back in pleasure. He loves to see your pussy swallow his dick with every bounce.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He loves to laugh and joke during sex. Seeing you smile and giggle as he makes you feel amazing is just perfection.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He leaves it pretty natural, only trimming it every once in a while.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Ever the gentleman, he'll lay down his jacket for you if you're not in the comfort of his van or bed. He'll praise you to high heavens and tell you how much he loves and adores you. He does his best to be romantic, even if it doesn't always work. He even bought candles to make his room more sensual for after a date.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He will jack off whenever you're not together. Even if you are together. If you're asleep next to him, he'll have a cheeky jerk because he understands that you don't always want to be woken up. As said earlier, he has a solid collection of your panties for the moments you're away from him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Somnophilia. He can't help how innocent and precious you look when you sleep. Especially when your clothes shift and show off more than you realise. It takes every ounce of control to not ruin you right there and then. You've woken up multiple times to his head buried between your legs or him tracing his dick through your folds.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

His favourite is the back of his van. You two can be wherever, whenever and still have privacy. But his other favourite is on the table right before a Hellfire Club meeting. The risk of someone walking in any moment mixed with the atmosphere is perfection.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It doesn't take much to get him going. A stare that last a little too long. Your skirt riding a little high. If you stretch and let out a little groan. The slightest thing and he's absolutely ready. He's so in love and attracted to you that you are all the motivation he needs.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Eddie would never doing anything overly mean or cruel, whether it's emotionally or physically. He's down for degradation and punishment but not to the point you need to use your safe word. He'd never be able to forgive himself. He will always check what colour you are whenever he's unsure.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves receiving head but he's is willing to get on his knees for you and chance he gets. 69 is his ideal because he gets both of the things he loves so much.

He lives to be smothered by your thighs. His face pressed against you to the point he can't breathe is heaven for him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Definitely depends on the circumstances. Eddie loves to shower you with love and affection whenever he can. Taking his time to drag every orgasm out of you. But when the time calls for it, he will destroy you quickly before having to get back whatever you two were doing.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s always down for a quickie. Why wouldn’t he be? Any moment to be with you drives him crazy and sometimes all that time can be is in a vacant classroom or in his van between a classes.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is 100% willing to take risks. He'll fuck you in vacant classrooms, under the bleachers at games, even on the table in the woods. He will risk everything to fuck you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last a while. He does the thing where he thinks about other things to last longer because he hates the thought of sex ending. He would spend all day buried in you if you'd let him.

He can usually go about 2 rounds a night before he's far too exhauster but if you want more he will put his whole being into giving you head to make sure you're truly satisfied.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Of course he owns toys! He has an expansive collection because he can't help but buy whatever he sees. He loves to torture you with whatever he bought that day. Remote control vibrators. Spreader bars. Cute little plug with a pink gem plus we've all seen the handcuffs

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease. Anything to hear you whining and whimpering. He loves to see you squirm beneath his touch.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is so vocal. Between groans and dirty talk, there's never a moment where he's quiet. He will always praise you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Loves to be dommed. He's such a good sub and just needs to be taken care of some days. He just wants to be praised and taken care of. Be told he's a good boy and be held close as he comes down from his own orgasm. He wants to vulnerable.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

HUNG. 9 inches, solid girth. Slight curve to the left that hits you just right no matter what position you're in. A darker pink tip that's just desperate to be sucked and kissed.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is through the roof. He is ready at any moment and will be in your ear pointing out all the locations he could absolutely ruin you.

"We could just park the van round back" or "Surely no one could find us in the janitors closet" are common things that he whispers to you at any time during the day.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He is out like a light right after he cleans you up and makes sure you're all right.

[elaineiswithyou-blog]

MHA Headcanons

A/N: Some of these are X reader or just about the character in general

Shoji: Gives the best hugs but is super insecure to hug you because of his arms

Todoroki: Really good at ice skating, Holds your hands in winter to warm them up, if you have periods, he is like a personal heating pack, is super careful when he does use his power around you because he never wants to hurt you, Likes getting you gifts, especially jewelry Tokoyami: Loves to go to hot topic, watches Tokyo Ghoul, practices asking you out with dark shadow before he does, huge candle collection Tsuyu: Loves to cuddle, especially during cold winters, likes getting you flowers and if you don’t like flowers she will make you little trinkets Izuku: Knows how to draw really well, super sweet and romantic, always wants to take you on dates, your parents/guardian will love him Bakugou: He never initiates hand holding because he is nervous he might blow your hand up but doesn’t reject holding your hand if you take his first, he starts calling things manly ironically to tease Kirishima and then it becomes unironically, he is deaf(Once he grows louder) and learns sign language as well as having hearing aids, a line without a hook by Ricky Montgomery is Bakugou’s love song. Uraraka: Has a huge collection of barbies and barbie movies from her youth that she refuses to throw away, loves to play barbies with Eri though Iida: The king of forehead kisses and is sponsored by Nike Momo:Knows how to play the violin, women’s rights are a big issue for her, bath and body works is her favorite store, pays for all of 1A’s prom dresses Denki: Pansexual, gets a ton of tattoos one night when he is really drunk, loves dogs(Specially golden retrievers), does not know of to cook, when confessing to you he tries to be flirtatious and funny so you won’t see how nervous and insecure he is because his flirting never works and he doesn’t see himself as conventionally attractive, tosses and turns in his bed while he sleeps Jiro: Hangs out with Tokoyami a lot, wide music taste and has an industrial piercing Mina: Loves to play pranks, loves to dye her own and other people’s hair Aoyama: Loves to wear makeup, loves to wear traditionally feminine clothing(Dresses, skirts, etc), extensive and expensive hair and skin routines, speaks French fluently Sero: Stoner, Latino, his favorite color is dark green, knows how to play the trumpet Ojiro: Loves it when you play with his tail, knows martial arts, really friendly but quiet Koda: Has a pet bunny named Snowball and a hamster named Hoshi Kirishima: Loves your thighs, doesn’t care about your looks, tried putting on makeup once with Denki and never again. Testutestu: He and Kirishima are long lost twins Monoma: Very insecure but only shows it to you in private, constantly questioning why you are even with him Shinsou(TW: Abuse for the last one): Sleep insomnia, loves cuddling, sunday lazy morning cuddles with you are his favorite, star gazes with you at night, (TW)He lives in a very abusive and neglectful household Tamaki: Likes small outdoor dates(Picnics, butterfly gardens, botanical gardens, star gazing, etc) Mirio: He will ALWAYS support you, if you play a sport, you bet he is at every single game. If you play an instrument, he’ll try his best to be helpful. If you do theater, he has front row tickets to every performance. Even if you don’t do anything extra, he always supports you academically by helping you study. Physical touch is a must with him. He loves cuddling, touching you, hand holding, even a simple high five of a pat on the back from you will make his day. His favorite color is yellow Hawks: Only lets you know his real name after a year of dating, touch starved, bird like tendencies(Running into windows, repeating certain words or phrases, not recognizing his own reflection, etc), DO NOT LET THIS MAN HAVE COFFEE, Mirko and him are best friends, sponsored by KFC, talks to his feathers when he thinks he is alone Mirko: Her nose twitches in her sleep, loves cuddling by the fireplace All Might: Tries his best to keep his hero life separate from his love/personal life, He is always embarrassed about his small form and never starts physical affection, even after years of dating, unless you ask or do it yourself, just tell him what you want, don’t be subtle, this man is a himbo and doesn’t understand anything about picking up small and subtle clues. Aizawa: Basically copy and paste Shinsou’s headcanons, Shinsou and Eri are his children, his quirk dries out his eyes so he carries eye droppers with him, he has reading glasses, has a tiny black cat named Mittens because her paws are white Hizashi: Has a pet cockatiel named Hade which means flashy in Japanese, has a talk show, has fashion shows with Eri Toga: Shoplifts, loves to go thrift store shopping with you,really clingy and protective of you Kurogiri: Wears/Collects pocket watches, Old fashioned and romantic. Shigaraki: Wears artist gloves to protect you, always has elastic ponytail holders for himself and Toga, Touch starved number 2, loves it when you let him lay his head on your lap while he games, constantly wants you playing with his hair while he games too Dabi: constantly has to change his staples, learns how to braid hair and do all kinds of hairstyles for Toga and you(If you have long hair), Night owl, stalks you whenever you leave the house, even if you think he isn’t there he is Compress: Old fashioned and romantic, loves citrus smells(Lemon, lime, orange, etc) Collects tons of different themed card decks. Like TONS  Twice: Has a giant beanie baby collection Spinner: Vegetarian, is the only one in the LOV who knows how to drive, sheds once a month

[olivemac]

1300 miles | chapter one | b.b.

Summary | Bucky Barnes is adjusting to civilian life, living in Brooklyn, visiting Sam in Delacroix when he can, and trying to figure out what he wants. When he meets Jo Landry, the tattooed lead singer of a New Orleans-based band, he thinks he might have found the answer. Too bad they live 1300 miles apart.

Time Frame | post-TFATWS

Pairing | Bucky Barnes x fem!oc

Rating | explicit

Warnings | mentions of combat-related injuries, alcohol use, tattoos/body piercings, coarse language, gay male character, bisexual female character, recreational/medicinal drug use (weed), pet names (doll, Sarge), smut (f/m, mutual masturbation, fingering, slight dom!Bucky, praise kink), angst if you squint but not really, and all the romance tropes/fluff because I'm a sucker for it; more warnings to come; 18+ ONLY, minors DNI

A/N | It’s my birthday, so to celebrate I’m sharing chapter one of my new WIP. This started its life as a one-shot but then my enneagram 4 brain took over and now it’s looking like it’ll be a multi-chapter short. Enjoy!

Also, feedback – comments, likes, etc. – is always appreciated, my loves.

AO3 link | 1300 miles playlist

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The sun is just starting to sink in the sky as Sam and Bucky finish the latest repairs on the boat. Sam has spent the last hour pestering Bucky about things he’s missed over the last 80 years — things he needs to do, shows and movies he needs to watch, music to listen to, places to go. Bucky is considering the consequences of putting his vibranium fist through the new Captain America’s face.

“You’re telling me you’ve never been to New Orleans?” Sam half-shouts at Bucky in amusement.

“Sam, besides the airport, when would I have been to New Orleans?” Bucky sighs.

“We’re going. Tonight.” He stands up. “But none of that Bourbon Street bullshit. I know a place,” he says.

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The bar is crowded on a Saturday night, but they manage to find a table near the small stage where a band is setting up.

“I’ll get drinks,” Sam says, heading to the bar.

“Sam said he knows the owners?” Bucky asks Sarah.

“Jo and Danny. Yeah,” Sarah says. “Danny served with Sam on his last tour. Real young kid when he served. Took some shrapnel to the chest and face in an RPG explosion and got out early. He and Sam kept in touch.”

Bucky watches Sam talk to a man with a mop of curly, brown hair and an auburn beard behind the bar. From where he sits, Bucky can see a jagged scar peeking out from the top of the man’s beard over his cheek, stopping just below his right eye.

Sam returns with three beers. "Danny says hi," he tells Sarah. "Says he'll come over when he has a free minute."

"Jo around?" Sarah asks.

Sam nods toward the stage. "She's playing tonight. Danny says she's in the office rewriting the set list."

Bucky sips his beer and looks around. When they entered, there was a wave of enthusiasm as people recognized Sam as Captain America, but it seems to have died down and now no one is paying them much attention. Bucky prefers it that way, though he’s happy that people are excited for Sam.

“Speak of the devil,” Sam says, smiling and nodding toward a woman emerging from a door beside the bar marked ‘Employees Only.’ She’s wearing a loose-fitting white tank tucked into light-wash jeans cuffed just above a pair of black combat boots. Her wavy, dark hair fans out behind her as she rushes towards the stage. She's clutching a piece of paper in one hand, and the smile on her face makes Bucky's heart stutter for a moment.

Sam catches the way Bucky is watching Jo as she jumps onto the stage. He elbows Sarah and nods at the lovestruck look on Bucky's face, and they share a smirk. Bucky doesn't notice the exchange. He's too busy studying Jo. Her arms are covered in tattoos, from shoulders to fingers. When she tucks a strand of hair behind her left ear, Bucky can see the row of piercings adorning the curve of her ear. There's a gold ring between her nostrils. Bucky's seen some of the kids in Brooklyn with that piercing, but he doesn't know what it's called. He's seen plenty of women like her since moving back to New York — with tattoos and piercings and dark hair — but there's something about the combination with her green eyes and soft smile that makes his mouth go dry and his palm sweat.

He takes another sip of his beer to ground himself.

Jo picks up an acoustic-electric guitar from its stand, swings the strap over her shoulder, and plugs the guitar into a small amp at her feet. She raises her right hand in the air and sets a count with her fingers — one, two, three, four. The band starts, and Jo strums the guitar, smiling at the crowd. When she steps up to the microphone and opens her mouth, Bucky is surprised at how sweet her voice sounds. He was expecting it to be rougher, but it's gentle and warm, and he likes the way her mouth looks as it forms the words to the song.

Next to him, Sam taps his foot along to the music. Bucky can't remember the last time he saw a band play live. God, he thinks, it was before the war, before everything. He takes another sip of his beer before Sarah hands him a fresh bottle. He hadn't even noticed that she'd left the table and gone to the bar. He smiles and nods his thanks.

Sarah leans over and whispers to Bucky just loud enough for Sam to hear, as well, "You should ask her out after the show."

Bucky grimaces and shakes his head. As he told Yori once, there's a dance to these things, and he's eighty years out of practice. Plus, his last date didn't exactly go as planned.

But he can't stop staring at Jo's painted black nails and tattooed fingers as they move across the guitar strings. LOVE is written across the top knuckles of her right hand, HATE on the left. A series of lines and dots decorate her lower knuckles. There’s a snake curling around her left wrist, its inked head resting on her hand, and several large peonies cover the back of her right hand and up her forearm. Bucky wonders what her tattooed hands would look like wrapped around his cock. He also wonders where else on her body she has tattoos and what that voice would sound like when he's between her thighs. Fuck.

The band transitions into another song, and Jo's eyes land on Bucky. She's used to people staring at her, especially when she's on stage, but she's caught by the way his eyes never leave her, never wander to look at the band's female bassist or to Sarah sitting next to him. She's certain his stare could burn a hole right through her, and she wouldn't even complain. He’s fucking gorgeous.

She knows who he is, of course. She’s seen the recent footage of him with Sam in New York and read the Times article detailing his move from assassin to almost Avenger. Plus, her twin brother, Danny, was a bit of a history nerd as a kid so she’s definitely seen a Captain America documentary that mentioned the Howling Commandos. And they may or may not have hidden a fugitive Captain America and Falcon following the Accords.

Jo tears her eyes away from the super soldier and focuses on the rest of the audience. She can see Danny behind the bar, flirting with the man he's been trying to sleep with for the past two weeks. She catches his eye and smiles her encouragement between lyrics. Get his number! she tries to say with her eyes. Danny's usually pretty good at reading her mind. She doesn't know if it's a brother thing or a twin thing or just a Danny thing, but when he holds up his phone in surrender and smiles back at her, she knows he got the message.

The first half of their set ends with a crash of drums and a long guitar riff. Jo takes a swig from the mason jar full of water she keeps on stage. Her eyes meet Bucky's again as she swallows, and he licks his bottom lip. Heat curls in the pit of her stomach at the thought of what else that tongue could do.

Willow, the band's bassist, steps over and whispers in Jo's ear, “If you don’t fuck him after the show, I’m going to."

When Jo looks at her, she can see the amusement dancing in Willow's eyes. She rolls her own eyes and avoids looking directly at Bucky for the rest of the set.

_____

After the last song, Jo thanks the crowd and helps the rest of the band tidy up the stage, unplugging amps and turning off the mics. She's still trying not to look at Bucky, even though she can feel his eyes on her.

"You have to stop staring, man," Sam whispers to Bucky.

"I'm not staring," Bucky grumbles.

Sarah laughs, "You're definitely staring."

“Here," Sam says, "I'll introduce you." And before Bucky can protest, Sam is waving Jo over. "Josephine," Sam says, hugging her.

"Samuel," she returns, smiling. "Congrats on the new gig." She punches his shoulder lightly. "Better you than that John Walker douchebag," she says. Bucky snorts, and she catches his eye and smirks before turning to Sarah. "Hey, Sarah." They exchange pleasantries while Bucky tries to get his tongue to turn back from lead.

Sam points at Bucky, "This is—"

Bucky stands. "Bucky. Barnes."

Jo smiles and shakes his gloved hand. "Jo. Landry," she says, matching his cadence.

Sam was right. Bucky can't stop staring at her. This close, he can see there's a bit of gold in the green of her eyes and a slight gap between her two front teeth. She smells like sandalwood and citrus and just a little bit like pot.

Jo returns his stare. His five o’clock shadow doesn’t hide the dimple in his chin, and she briefly imagines pressing her lips against it. She’s trying to name the exact shade of blue of his eyes when Sam clears his throat.

She’s not usually so easily flustered by attractive people, but Bucky's blue eyes and chiseled jaw have done a number on her self-control. “Let me grab a drink,” Jo says, turning quickly.

“No need,” Danny says, appearing in front of her and handing her a glass. He leans in and whispers in her ear, “He’s cute.”

“Please fuck off,” Jo hisses in return, widening her eyes at him. She’s only half-serious, and Danny knows it. It’s a twin thing.

When she looks at Bucky again, he’s smirking, and she wonders if enhanced hearing is a super soldier trait. Bucky pulls out the fourth chair at the small table for her to sit, and Jo can't remember the last time someone did that for her.

"The show was great," Sarah says, grabbing Jo's attention.

"Thanks," Jo replies. "Took a while to get back to it after…” she snaps her fingers but doesn’t finish her sentence.

"You were snapped?" Bucky asks.

Jo nods. "Yeah. You?"

"Yeah."

"Cheers," she says sarcastically, raising her glass in a toast. She shakes her head again and pushes her hair behind her ear. "Five years just," she holds her hands open, "gone. Danny was still here, holding all this together by himself."

She tucks one leg under the other, and her knee bumps Bucky’s beneath the table. When she moves to pull her knee away from his, he places a gloved hand on her thigh, holding her leg in place.

Bucky surprises even himself with this move. He hasn’t been this forward with a woman since an auburn-haired nurse in Italy during the war. With her, it was all hands and mouths and skin on skin because he was certain he was going to die any day. Now he supposedly has all the time in the world. He just isn’t sure what he wants to do with it.

But in this moment, he's comfortable here, in this tiny bar, with a beer in his hand and Jo's knee pressed against his. He's confident that Sam would never introduce him to someone he couldn't trust.

Bucky's flirted with Sarah, sure, but that was mostly to irritate to Sam. And as much as he doesn't want to admit it, the thought of something happening between himself and Sarah and then ending badly and ruining his relationship with Sam makes his stomach hurt. Pursuing Jo seems safer in that regard. She and Sam are friends, but if — when, he thinks — he ruins things, he can just go back to New York instead of losing his only friend.

Jo asks Sarah about AJ and Cass to distract herself from the butterflies forming in her stomach at Bucky’s touch, and Sam starts a story about the boys' latest interests. Bucky is content to listen to the three of them talk, his eyes barely leaving Jo. When she flicks her gaze over to him every now and then, she doesn't seem phased by his staring, and she hasn't pulled her knee away from where it's softly touching his. After a while, Danny emerges from behind the bar and joins their table, introducing himself to Bucky with a firm handshake.

While Danny and Sam trade updates about people they know, Jo leans towards Bucky and asks, “You want another drink?”

“Sure,” Bucky replies.

Jo doesn’t say anything else, just nods her head toward the bar, stands, and offers Bucky her hand. He takes it, the leather glove of his right hand warm against her palm. He wishes he could feel her skin without the gloves between them. He doesn’t usually wear them around Sam and Sarah and everyone in Delacroix, but he wasn’t sure how the metal arm would be perceived at this bar he’s never been to. Sam told him not to worry about it, but Bucky doesn’t like to draw unnecessary attention to himself.

Jo leads him through the sea of tables to a barstool, then moves behind the bar and grabs him a fresh bottle of the beer he's been drinking all night. "Unless you want something stronger," she says, pausing before she hands it to him.

"This is good," Bucky replies.

She pops the top and hands him the bottle. He takes a sip as he watches her maneuver around the bartender on duty to fix herself another whiskey sour before taking a seat on the barstool next to him.

"Full disclosure; because it's only fair," she says, taking a sip of her drink. "I know who you are, Sergeant Barnes. Not the whole story, but bits and pieces."

Bucky pauses. He searches her eyes for the fear he's expecting but finds none. "And you're okay with that?" he asks.

Jo quirks the corner of her mouth up in a half-smile and says, “If Sam trusts you, I trust you."

“I’m not great with meeting new people, and I was telling myself the same thing about you," Bucky admits, almost sheepishly.

“You know we can never tell Sam about this, right?" Jo says, conspiratorially. "We’ll never hear the end of it.”

“Never,” Bucky agrees, and knocks his beer bottle lightly against her glass in understanding.

They talk for a while, just the two of them alone at the end of the bar. Jo asks him how he likes Louisiana ("Hot, but the people are friendly"); where he's staying ("Sarah's"); when he's heading back to New York ("A week from tomorrow"); what he likes to do for fun ("Still figuring that out"); his favorite place ("Wakanda") and favorite book ("The Hobbit"); and a myriad of other questions — some of which Bucky answers easily and some that make him pause. He makes her give her own answers to each one in turn.

Jo leans close to Bucky so she can hear him over the noise of the room, and he takes the opportunity to study her features more closely. He's practically mapped all of her face when her eyes leave his for a brief second and land on Sam, Sarah, and Danny staring at them from the table across the room.

"Don't look now," she whispers, leaning even closer, "But we seem to have an audience."

Bucky makes a big show of looking over his shoulder at the group.

"I said 'don't look!'" Jo laughs and swats casually at his arm.

Bucky takes the opportunity to pin her hand with his own, holding it tightly and licking his bottom lip before smiling at her. He can see the blush paint her cheeks and creep down her neck and chest.

He likes Jo, likes how easy it feels to be around her. He isn't used to that. He isn't used to feeling comfortable with people. Hell, he thinks, I barely feel comfortable with myself. But there's something about Jo that makes him feel safe and calm. Of course, there's attraction there — plenty of it — but he's sure it's more than that.

For her part, Jo is enamored with Bucky. She likes his hard edges and his snark, but she also likes the small glimpses he's given her of the man beneath all of that. She doesn't usually fall for people so easily, but she's found herself drowning in the sea of blues that make up Bucky's eyes, and she doesn't want to be rescued. How fucking cliche, she tells herself.

"We should probably go back over there," Bucky says, squeezing her hand once before releasing it.

They both stand and make their way back to the table. Bucky pulls Jo's chair out for her again, but this time, he makes sure to pull it a little closer to his chair in the process. This doesn't go unnoticed by Sam who smirks at him. Bucky returns the smirk with a thin-lipped smile of his own before scooting even closer to Jo.

Jo finds it hard to focus on the conversation in front of her with Bucky's warm body so close to her own, and she realizes she misses the pleasant feeling of his gloved hand around hers. She places her own hand on his thigh and hopes he gets the hint.

Bucky’s fascinated by even the slightest movements of Jo's tattooed fingers, and when her hand rests on his denim-clad thigh, he thinks the sight alone might kill him. Before he can second-guess himself, he pulls the glove off his right hand and links his own flesh and bone fingers with hers.

Jo doesn't look at Bucky — she's trying not to draw attention to her hand in his lap — but Bucky watches the corner of her mouth quirk upwards into a smile, and he squeezes her hand in response.

The conversation continues a bit longer before Danny leaves the table to check in with his bartender. Jo excuses herself to get another drink, and Bucky watches her pop behind the bar to fill a glass for herself.

"I need to get home, relieve the babysitter," Sarah says when she finishes her beer.

"We're heading out then," Sam says, then turns to Bucky, "You coming?"

Bucky looks toward Jo and says, "No, I'm gonna stick around. I'll get a cab back or get a hotel room in the city."

Sam smirks. "I don't think you're gonna need a hotel room, man."

Bucky rolls his eyes.

"Just promise me you'll use protection," Sam laughs. "We don't need any little super soldiers running around just yet."

Bucky gives him a sarcastic smile, but realizes Sam's probably right, and he definitely doesn't have any condoms in his wallet. He's not planning on sleeping with Jo tonight — he just met her, and he's not sure he's ready for that yet — but if the army taught him anything, it's to be prepared. As if reading his mind, Sam pulls out his wallet and places a condom in Bucky's palm before pulling him in for a hug and clapping him on the back.

"Have fun, man," Sam says.

Sam and Sarah say their goodbyes to Danny and Jo on their way out, and Bucky joins Jo at the bar, sitting on the barstool next to her where they sat earlier.

"Sticking around, soldier?" she asks. She reaches for his dog tags and tugs them gently. The drinks have been strong, and she's feeling more flirtatious than she would otherwise.

"If you don't mind," Bucky replies.

Jo smiles and reaches for his hand this time. "Not at all."

"Are you gonna finish your interrogation of me?" Bucky asks, amusement apparent in his voice.

Jo laughs in return. “I thought I'd read your palm instead," she says, turning his hand over in her own.

Bucky snorts but doesn't pull his hand away. "Is this a trick you use on all the guys?"

"And girls," Jo says, meeting his eyes. Then she studies his hand carefully, running her index finger across the lines that crisscross his palm.

"Your dominant hand," she continues, "determines your future, while your non-dominant hand is tied to your past."

Bucky snorts again at the truth of it all.

"I'm not making this up!" Jo laughs. "I mean, someone did, but I'm not!" She can see the laughter shining in Bucky's eyes, so she goes on, "Your head line is deep, meaning your thinking is clear and focused, but it's also curved downward which indicates a creative spirit and an appetite for literature and fantasy." She looks up at him, "Explains the love for Tolkien."

"I'm not sure I'm buying this," Bucky says.

"You've literally fought aliens, and you're gonna give me a hard time over palm reading," Jo laughs.

"The aliens were real," Bucky deadpans.

"And in New Orleans, palm reading and psychics and crystal balls and voodoo are real," Jo says, still laughing. "But I promise not to read your palm again or read your aura or get out the tarot cards."

Bucky likes the way her slight accent makes New Orleans sound more like Nawlins. He also likes the sound of her laughter and the way her face lights up when she smiles. She's still holding his hand in her own, so he turns his palm over in hers and brings her tattooed knuckles to his lips.

_____

Meanwhile, the bar closes, and Danny and the bartender clean glasses and close up for the night.

Danny points at Jo as he comes around the bar. "I’m locking up then heading upstairs," he says.

"Thanks, love," Jo replies.

Danny walks the bartender out and locks the front door, then retraces his steps to the back of the bar. On his way past Jo, he stops and kisses her on the cheek, saying, "Be good. And set the alarm."

He turns to Bucky. "And you, Sergeant Barnes," he says, pointing at him now, "I know you're an Avenger or whatever, but if you hurt her, I'll kill you."

"Bye, Danny," Jo says, rolling her eyes as he disappears through the door marked 'Employees Only.' "Don't worry about him," Jo says, turning back to Bucky.

“Older brother, right?” Bucky says. He understands; he was an older brother once.

“Twins, actually,” Jo smiles.

Bucky takes a sip of his beer. "Sarah said Danny served with Sam," he says.

"Yeah. Afghanistan. A lifetime ago," Jo says. “He only had one more mission before he could come home so he switched with someone. An RPG barely missed the helicopter he was in, and he was pretty badly injured in the explosion and the resulting crash. Almost lost an eye. He came home, got out of the Air Force, went to business school. Now we own the bar..." She pauses to take the last sip of her drink. "...and the building. Sam's really helped Danny get past everything."

"He's good at that," Bucky says.

"Another thing we can never tell him," Jo laughs.

"Agreed. So, when do I get to ask about your tattoos?" he questions.

"What do you want to know?" she asks.

Bucky licks his bottom lip. "Anything."

He likes her dagger tattoo the best. It’s inked on the inside of her right forearm, nestled amongst the peonies, the hilt facing the crook of her elbow and the knife’s tip pointed toward her wrist. It’s feminine and dangerous and incredibly sexy. She blushes when he tells her how much he likes it. He doesn't tell her it reminds him of one of his favorite knives, currently tucked at the bottom of his backpack back in Sarah's living room.

"In some ways, they're my armor," she explains. "When I'm on stage, people look at the tattoos, not me, and I kind of like that. It lets me be whoever I want to up there."

Bucky understands the desire to hide better than anyone. But she knows who he is so there's really no point in hiding from her any longer. Plus, he feels like his arm is something she would understand, something she could accept — not just because of her brother's military record but because of her own unique body modifications.

He pulls his left glove off and shrugs out of his leather jacket, revealing the vibranium arm beneath his black t-shirt.

Jo takes in the black metal and gold details. "That," she says, pointing to his arm, "is lovely."

"It's lethal," Bucky warns.

She cocks her head to the side and says, "If you're trying to scare me, it won't work, Sergeant Barnes."

Bucky can't stop the corner of his lip from pulling up in the slightest hint of a smile.

"Okay,” she says, placing her palms flat on the bar top. “You want another beer?" she asks.

Jo stands and turns to move behind the bar, but Bucky's vibranium hand on her arm stops her. She looks at him curiously, and he slides his arm behind her back and pulls her flush against his chest. She settles between his open thighs, her palms resting gently on top of his legs. He's staring at her so intensely she's convinced he willburn that hole right through her, but she can't bring herself to look away.

He leans in, his lips only a breath away from hers.

"Can I kiss you?" Bucky finally asks, his flesh hand moving up to cup her cheek.

"Please," Jo whispers, desperately.

Bucky closes the distance between them, and his lips meet hers. He's hesitant at first, but when he feels Jo respond, wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing even closer, he runs his tongue along the seam of her lips until she opens them for him. She tastes like bourbon and lemon from the whiskey sours she's been drinking, and Bucky loves it. His tongue sweeps along the roof of her mouth, and Jo moans. Bucky is determined to hear that sound again.

He kisses across the corner of her mouth and over her jaw. The hand that was cupping her cheek moves to her hair to angle her head backwards and give him better access to the bare skin of her neck. He laves his tongue over the corded muscles there, then nips at the skin with his teeth. She moans again, and Bucky is on fire.

Jo's right hand weaves into his short hair and tugs until his mouth comes away from her neck. He catches his breath while Jo nuzzles his nose with her own and places a soft kiss against the Cupid's bow of his upper lip. His eyes meet hers, and her pupils are blown wide with lust.

The need to kiss her again is overwhelming. Bucky’s lips find hers, and Jo somehow leans even closer into his body, her hands tracing down his chest to his waist. Bucky lets his own hands move to Jo’s ribs, resting just beneath her chest, his thumbs teasing the underside of each breast. Jo gasps when Bucky’s right thumb moves across her taut nipple.

Fuck, he thinks, I need to slow down. While he’s shared kisses with the handful of women he’s met on dating apps, he hasn’t done anything this intimate in a lifetime.

Bucky pulls away, panting. He rests his forehead against Jo's and stares into her green eyes.

"I should leave," he says. “I’m getting carried away. I…I want to do this right.”

And he does. Desperately. He wants to buy her flowers and take her out and learn what makes her swoon. But he also wants to map every tattoo on her body with his fingers and tongue and then fuck her until she can’t walk straight.

He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath.

Jo laughs breathily. “We don’t have to do anything, but it’s almost three o'clock in the morning and your ride already left. You can sleep on my couch if you want to be a gentleman.”

Bucky groans. “I should be a gentleman."

She kisses him again, lightly, then moves away to set the alarm and turn the rest of the lights out. She leads him through the 'Employees Only' door and up a set of stairs to her apartment.

"You're not allergic to cats, are you?" Jo asks, as she unlocks the door.

"No," Bucky says. As far as he knows, he's not allergic to anything thanks to the knock-off serum, but he doesn't say that.

Inside her apartment, Jo kicks off her combat boots at the door, and Bucky does the same, leaving them both in their socked feet. There's a fluffy black cat sitting on the back of the green velvet sofa.

"That's Toulouse," Jo says. "Or Louie. He doesn't answer to either, so it really doesn't matter what I call him."

The cat regards Bucky with indifference before standing up, stretching, and leaving the room.

"Guest bathroom’s just there,” she nods. “Let me get you some blankets and pillows for the couch," Jo continues. "Unless you've changed your mind about being a gentleman." She smirks at him.

Bucky laughs through his nose. “Don’t tempt me.”

Jo leaves the room for a moment, which gives Bucky a chance to look around. He's standing in her living room; one wall features a set of French doors that lead to a balcony overlooking the street, and the opposite wall holds bookcases stuffed from floor to ceiling with books, framed photographs, and various knick-knacks. From where he stands, he can see a small room with an upright piano and guitars hanging on the walls. The exterior walls of Jo's apartment are brick, and everything else is set in jewel tones. He likes it. It's dark and cozy, and from what he knows of Jo so far, her living space matches her well.

When she returns, Jo is holding a stack of blankets and pillows. She sets them on the ottoman and moves across the room to close the curtains.

"There are some sweats and a t-shirt there that should fit you" she says, turning to Bucky.

"Thanks," Bucky says, smiling softly.

Now that they're here, in her apartment, Bucky isn't sure what he's supposed to do or say. He can still feel the heat of Jo's lips on his, and he's painfully aware that the condom Sam gave him is still in his pocket.

Jo must sense the hesitation rolling off him because she crosses the room to stand in front of him and takes his hands in hers.

"Get some sleep, Sarge," she says, squeezing his hands in tandem before dropping them.

"Goodnight, Jo," Bucky returns.

_____

Bucky lays on Jo's couch in the dark beneath blankets that smell like laundry detergent. He wishes they smelled like her. He unlocks his phone and looks up the distance between New Orleans and Brooklyn. Just over thirteen hundred miles. He sighs and drops his phone onto the coffee table before closing his eyes and reliving each kiss as he falls asleep.

On the other side of the wall, Jo falls across her bed, deflated. She likes this guy. She wants him — painfully so. But leave it to her to fall for the one guy in her bar who lives half-way across the country.

_____

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delaney marie’s stats 

TW: mention of physical, verbal, emotional, and mental abuse and drug abuse/ overdose

GENERAL DETAILS.

FULL NAME:  delaney rose marie

NICKNAME(S): dee

NAME MEANING: “dark challenger”

AGE:  22-25

DATE OF BIRTH:  february 13th

PLACE OF BIRTH: long Island, New York

CURRENT LOCATION: depends on thread

ETHNICITY: white

GENDER: female

PRONOUNS: she/her

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: bisexual

ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: biromantic

RELIGION: atheist

OCCUPATION: singer, songwriter, musician, dancer, actress, activist

EDUCATION LEVEL: high school & most of college

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: lives in an apartment in Manhattan, though has other homes scattered throughout the united states as well

SPEAKING VOICE AND ACCENT: has a long island accent that switches to Italian when she speaks it, and is soft spoken

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, Italian, Spanish, and numerous others

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE, ETC.

FACECLAIM: Ariana Grande

HAIR COLOR AND STYLE: brown, has it up in a ponytail a lot of the time but wears it down every now and then

EYE COLOR: brown

EYESIGHT: wears glasses and contact lenses

HEIGHT: 4’11

WEIGHT: around 100 lbs ?? she’s tiny, so.

BODY AND BUILD: has abs and toned arms from the training she’s had to do for some of her films that require her to do her own stunts

TATTOOS: has a crescent moon on her upper right forearm

PIERCINGS: earrings

SIGNATURE SCENT: vanilla

HEALTH.

MENTAL DISORDER(S): PTSD, anxiety, depression, ADHD

PHYSICAL DISORDER(S): fibromyalgia

ALLERGIES: none

SLEEPING HABITS: has insomnia, so she spends many hours of the night awake

SOCIABILITY: is pretty social, but that’s mainly because part of her job requires her to be.

ADDICTIONS: caffeine

DRUG USE: she was addicted to cocaine and heroin when she was 18-19, but stopped using after she overdosed

ALCOHOL USE: drinks occasionally

PERSONALITY.

LABEL(S): the artist, the giver

POSITIVE TRAITS: kind, gentle, generous, funny, witty, selfless, intelligent, intuitive, creative, artistic

NEGATIVE TRAITS: insecure, stubborn, perfectionist, timid, workaholic

LIKES: singing, playing instruments (like the guitar, piano, and drums), dancing, drawing, acting, photography, activism, disney, marvel, star wars, gaming

DISLIKES: donald trump, republicans, being yelled at, being degraded

FEARS: her father, being alone, abandonment

HABITS: playing with her hair, chewing on her bottom lip, pacing, overthinking

GOALS AND AMBITIONS: to make music and films that she loves, and use her platform to help make the world a better place

PERSONALITY TYPE: INFJ

MORAL ALIGNMENT: lawful good

HOGWARTS HOUSE: hufflepuff

ELEMENT: air

WEATHER: loves snow and light rain showers

COLOR: purple

MUSIC: loves to listen to pop, soundtracks, and classic rock (her uncle listened to his classic rock cd’s and vinyl’s a lot when she was growing up so she got hooked on it)

MOVIE: she loves an assortment of films like v for vendetta, the scream films (except for the third one), most of the classic horror films like halloween and the shining, and comedies such as ferris bueller’s day off and the austin powers films

BOOK: literally too many to count, as she loves to read in her free time

BEVERAGE: coffee, dr. pepper, and water

ANIMAL: it’s a tie between dogs and cats

SEASON: winter

FAMILY, RELATIONSHIPS, ETC.

MOTHER: sofia marie. dee still gets along great with her and calls her almost every night

FATHER: jack walsh. he physically, verbally, emotionally, and mentally abused dee from when she was six until she moved out when she was 18, so their relationship is pretty much non-existent, as dee is terrified of him.

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: verse dependent

BEST FRIEND: christine moore, who is also her publicist

SIBLING(S): an older sister named elena, who dee also considers one of her best friends

PET(S): an orange tabby cat named anakin, after the star wars character

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WITNESS(ES) SAY THEY REMIND THEM OF: screen glare reflections across glasses, wiping fog from a window, hands clasped tight over a promise . With a slight resemblance to JEON WONWOO of/the SEVETEEN.

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 last name, first name: Cho Taewon alias: Tempest realm of birth: Earth - Korean age: 25 gender: cismale preferred pronouns: he/him species: Dragon-blood occupation: Assistant Inspector for the Agdoeg Police Department sexual orientation: Bisexual any associated/owned businesses: None

VISUAL FILE:  (please match the listed visual descriptions on the species page)

skin color: Pale with a golden undertone that only becomes apparent when he stops avoiding the sun eye color: Amber scars: His left eye and ear are deformed by a large burn scar that originates near his hair line and extends down to his mid cheek piercings: None tattoos: None hair color: Dark brown abnormalities: None horns/ wings/ etc: He has a small nub of a velvet antler near his hairline on his right side, it’s not big enough to appear through his hair unless he styles it a specific way transformed form: A long serpentine body with aventurine green scales erupting from a creamy white skin. His underbelly scales are white with a sky blue iridescence. The scales on his snout, claws, and tail tip gradually ebb into a brown jasper colour. His 3 pronged antler extends back from his brow and is the same dark brown as his claw nails. A storm blue mane travels down the length of his body, the end of his tail, elbows, and whiskers have tufts of the same fur. [ inspiration ]

RELIGIOUS BELIEF:  raised by a priest so he’s religious in practice but internally he’s conflicted

SINS:  lust /  gluttony  /  greed /  sloth /  envy /  wrath /  pride

VIRTUES: chastity   /   temperance /   charity  /  diligence   /  kindness /   patience  /   humility  

KNOWN LANGUAGES:   Korean, basic English (he’s better at understanding/reading than speaking)

SECRETS:   He’s been keeping track of the killings caused by his possessed brother and making sure that they can never be traced back to him.

SAVVIES:   He’s incredibly smart, having graduated the same year as his brother despite them having a 2 year age gap. The amount of programming and white hat hacking he dabbles in as a hobby would be enough to land him a good job in the field, but he uses those skills instead to assist in investigations. During the short time between him graduating and starting at the academy he had managed to climb the leaderboards in ranked Starcraft so brutally and efficiently that his username is still remembered and some opponents force quit the game when matching with him. He prefers RTSs but he’ll play FPSs and MOBAs, always finding himself naturally climbing ranks and he’s had to turn down a couple offers to go pro from organizations.

Powers & Abilities: Asian Dragon-Blood Variation: Atmospheric Adaptation, Enhanced Senses (Hearing, Smell, and Touch), Semi-Immortality, Elemental Breath - Mist & Squall, Supernatural Condition, Hurricane Creation, Vapour Manipulation, Air Manipulation

Traits: Tenacious and reticent

BACKGROUND CHECK:

Date of Birth:   October 31, 1996

Date of Death:   [ if applying for an undead character ]

Crime Record:  Clean

Background/Biography:

A stick jabbed into his gut, once, then twice, then once again. “Are you dead?” a voice whispered, hushed with worry and not expecting the groan he gave as an answer. There was a yelp, and so much more noise as he coughed up water. Arms lifted him out of the riverbed and he didn’t have the energy to fight them off. For once in his life he didn’t have to.

Everything about the hospital was overwhelming. Too many noises. Too many smells. Too many people. He stiffened, inhaling deeply whenever anyone approached but a warm hand would squeeze at his right before he tipped over into panic. Between the burn across his face, broken bones, deep set bruises, and clawed gouges in his skin no one was surprised that the only visitors that came were the family that found him in the first place. He could answer their questions, but wouldn’t. It didn’t matter now. He had finally gotten away.

“You’re sharing a room with me,” the boy said, gently though as if it were a question, before guiding him further into the house. He stared at their joined hands for a while, not noticing much else until he felt the boy’s fingers start to slip away so he clutched at them tighter. They squeezed his back.

Brought to a table, he squinted in confusion as things were placed upon it, objects he didnt recognize in a pattern he didn’t understand. Their hands drew him to the spot beside the boy and he followed his lead, only to frown as the distance between the chairs was farther than their arms and he refused to let go. After a moment of visible thinking, the boy struggled to move the chair with one hand until the man came near. He shrinked away, not registering that the soft but sad look in the man’s eyes was a reaction to him. What mattered was that the chairs were now close together and the two could finally take their seats.

Food he had never seen before laid in front of him. Despite the drool pooling in his mouth he waited to move until the other’s did, only to grow more confused as instead of eating they all bent their heads. The man’s voice was gentle, reverent as he said words that held unknown meaning. But he picked out enough. Thank you. Finding the boy. Share this meal. Bring him home. His eyes were swimming by the time the man was done talking. He didn’t need to know every word to understand what it all meant. They wanted him to stay. He didn’t have to run anymore. The woman rushed over from the other side of the table as they all looked up to find him crying. Her arms cradled him carefully which only made him sob harder. With her hand running through his hair, she whispered softly, “It’s ok. You’re safe, dear. You’re home now.”

INTERVIEW QUESTION (para sample): “Just run us through what happened that night”. - Officer

From the shadowed room on the other side of the one way glass, the amber of his eyes caught the light in such a way that they seemed to glow. He squinted, focusing past his glasses, the window, and honed onto the woman being interrogated. Catching that her fingers tapped against the table in a consistent waving motion, her sentences beginning and ending between the spaces of the pattern. It was almost mezmerising in how precise and deliberate it all was. The hairs on the back of his neck shot up, tingling as even from here he could feel the caress of the air changing, bending with a weight unseen.

“She’s casting a spell,” Taewon huffed, pushing off the table to intervene. One hand yanked the door open in tandem to the other reaching out, the wind extending his influence across the room. The air beneath her nails suddenly swirling in such a dense vortex to force them still. Her perfectly controlled demeanor slipping just as quickly. Surprise, confusion, realization, then rage flashed across her face in rapid succession as the allure she held over the interrogating officers faded away.

As they pinned each other with their glares, he crossed his arms over his chest, “Now why don’t you tell me what happened that night.”

[aphrodisians]

◜     choi  yerim  ,  ciswoman  ,  twenty .     ◞     ┈     through     her     all     -     seeing     crystal     ball,     [     𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳     ]     has     her     winking     eye     trained     on     hestia     jones.     the     ever - enigmatic     fifth     year     is     infamous     for     her     righteous     ways,     but     something     new     seems     to     be     weighing     our     resident     au     courant     down.     a     rumor     is     spreading     through     these     ancient     halls     like     fiendfyre,     &     even     their     erudite     face     can't     save     them     from     the     flames.     she     can     try     to     drown     out     their     sorrows     to     the     tune     of     goddess,     but     xana     can't     fix     everything     ⏤     much     less     something     as     grim     as     [     𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳     ].     but     ten     points     to     ravenclaw     for     trying.

hey  besties <3  i’m  cc  &  i’m  super  excited  2  be  here!  i’m  writing  your  local  hater,  hestia  jones,  who  i’ve  actually  never  written  before  but  i’m  really  excited  for  her.  anywhomstdve,  i’d  love  to  plot  w  all  of  you  &  i’m  ecstatic  for  this!

⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐚𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬.⠀ ⠀

an  accidental  crack  of  a  book  spine  that  echoes  throughout  an  otherwise  silent  library,  never  letting  anything  pass  you  by  –  never  letting  yourself  be  unaware,  unwelcome  surprises  that  you  greet  with  flushed  cheeks  and  clenched  fists,  a  collection  of  skirts  stolen  from  a  mother  that  has  seemed  to  have  forgotten  you,  bruises  forming  next  to  the  scrapes  on  almost - broken  knees,  passing  tears  off  as  just  ‘my  eyes  are  sweating’  &  heavy,  heavy,  bags  underneath  eyes  that  just  never  seem  to  sleep.

⠀ ﹟𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲

birth  name.    jeong  hyun - ae nickname(s)  /  alias(es).    hestia  jones. preferred  name.    hestia  jones,  only  hyun - ae  to  family  +  very  close  friends age  +  dob.    twenty  +  dec.  23 hometown.    belfast,  ireland blood  status.    half  -  blood house.    ravenclaw activities.    fifth  year  prefect,  ravenclaw  chaser,  chess  +  duelling label.    au  courant  –    aware  of  what  is  going  on;  well  informed ethnicity.    korean nationality.    irish gender.    cis  woman pronouns.    she  +  her face  claim.    choi  yerim

⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝.⠀ ⠀

height.    five  feet,  seven  inches  /  170cm tattoos.    none piercings.    earlobes  only scars.    a  two  cm  line  that  lays  horizontally  above  her  left  eyebrow  from  falling  off  her  broomstick  during  her  third  year  at  hogwarts hair.    never  dyed,  meticulously  taken  care  of  but  rarely  styled.  naturally  falls  straight  and  is  often  left  down eyes.    round  and  dark,  accompanied  often  by  dark  bags  underneath  and  an  absence  of  makeup usual  expression.    stressed.  just  like,  if  you  look  at  her  you  can  tell  she’s  going  through  it  (  and  has  been  for  like  the  past  three  years  ),,,  she  needs a  break  but  she  will  not  be  getting  one  <3 distinguishing  features.    cheeks  that  always  seem  to  be  flushed  a  rosy  hue  of  pink,  bags  underneath  her  eyes  that  are  haphazardly  covered  with  fake  glasses or  makeup,  brown  -  hued  hair  that  just  always  falls  correctly

⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧.⠀ ⠀

( + )  positive.    erudite,  bluestocking,  intuitive,  heedful ( - ) negative.    righteous,  hubristic,  zealous,  moralistic natal  chart.    triple  capricorn,  pour  one  out mbti.    istj  -  a,  investigator moral  alignment.    neutral  good godly  parent.    athena languages  spoken.    korean  +  english likes.    quiet  -  the  kind  of quiet  that  comes  only  in  the  early  hours  of  the  morning  +  in  restricted  access  zones  where  it’s  close  to  silence  (  but  not  quite  ),  victory  in  all  forms,  feeling  appreciated  tbh,  sleeping  but  genuinely  hasn’t  gotten  a  good  night  of  sleep  in  years,  the  color  yellow,  scarves  that  are  long  enough  to  wrap  her  entire  head  <3,  being  a  hater dislikes.    attention  (  though  she  is  overjoyed  /  obsessed  with  winning  ),  losing  -  a  notoriously  sore  loser,  being  out  of  control  in  any  situation  -  even  if  she  can  have  no  humanly  control  over  it,  nail  polish  (  because  she  bites  her  nails  :/  ),  actually  reading  i’ll  be  honest,  staircases quirks.    as  mentioned  above,  bites  her  nails  often,  doodles  when  stressed  (  which  is  all  the  time  )  -  is  halfway  decent  at  it  too  thanks  to  all  of  the  practice,  can  fall  asleep  in  two  seconds  if  given  the  opportunity,  taps  her  foot  a  lot hobbies.    being  a  hater,  being  obnoxious  enough  to  have  attention  (  aka  dramatic  )  n  then  having  the  audacity  to  complain  about  the  stress

⠀ ﹟𝐝𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫

when  he  meets  your  mother,  he  tells  you  it’s  like  the  world  stopped  turning.  she  was  enchanting,  he  says,  like  a  rose  blooming  in  the  dead  of  winter,  a  blossom  of  red  among  a  blanket  of  white  -  and  he  swears  that  he  has  never  loved  anyone  more.  their  romance  is  swift,  a  bouquet  of  flowers  traded  for  an  engagement  ring  and  a  passionate  kiss  exchanged  for  the  start  of  a  family.  your  father  never  says  anything  bad  about  your  mother,  raising  you  on  his  own  with  a  faint  line  on  his  ring  finger.  she  will  be  back  soon,  he  says  with  glazed  eyes  and  love-flushed  cheeks  that  you  seem  to  inherit.  she  will  come  back  soon,  he  tucks  you  in  with  a  faraway  look  on  his  features  and  you  realize  with  a  ceiling  full  of  glow-in-the-dark  stars  that  he  isn’t  okay.  but,  you  hold  his  hand  when  crossing  the  streets  with  you  leading  and  you  let  him  dawdle  about  your  mother  and  you  pat  the  top  of  his  head  when  he  falls  asleep  waiting  for  your  mother.  she’ll  be  back,  he  says,  unaware  that  she  only  visits  when  he’s  not  around.  she  will  come  back  soon,  he  waits  for  her,  a  stranger  in  his  own  body.

you  yearn  for  control  the  way  your  peers  yearn  for  freedom.  freedom,  you  have  enough  of,  but  everything  in  your  life  is  just  out  of  reach.  for  your  entire  childhood,  you  grasp  at  everything  and  nothing,  your  fingers  brushing  past  the  things  you  desire  most.  you  are  a  young  girl  with  magic  in  your  blood,  but  you  watch  from  the  end  of  your  driveway  as  life  seems  to  spin  so  wildly  out  of  control.  your  father  isn’t  okay,  but  you  don’t  understand  why.  your  mother  comes  around  wearing  guilt  like  one  wears  a  birthmark  and  you  can’t  fathom  why.  you  are  left  alone  on  playgrounds  and  with  scrapes  on  your  knees  and  people  whisper  about  you  but  you  don’t  understand  why.  life  goes  on  with  or  without  you,  and  you  think  it  unacceptable.  it’s  infuriating  being  in  the  backseat,  unable  to  control,  unable  to  know.  when  a letter  falls  into  your  hands,  you  swear  to  use  it  to  your  advantage.  you  refuse  to  ever  be  in  the  dark  again.

you  arrive  on  your  own,  a  year  older  than  your  peers,  a  sheltered  girl  from  a  muggle  world  and  you  look  around,  determined  to  change  your  life.  it’s  obvious  to  anyone  early  on  that  you’re  a  bright  girl,  ambition  tied  into  your  intelligence,  potential  pouring  over  every  single  one  of  your  edges.  for  a  while,  it  comes  easily.  you  know  things,  you  understand  things;  most  of  all,  you  learn  how  terribly  things  can  go  wrong.  you  swear  to  never  let  that  happen  to  you,  but  of  course,  life  has  bigger  plans  for  you.  the  first  few  years  fly  by  quick  and  your  hands  build  up  a  reputation  that  you’re  eager  to  upkeep.  you  wipe  the  sweat  off  of  your  palms  onto  your  skirts,  you  might  use  magic  to  make  sure  your  hair  always  looks  good,  you  always  know  the  latest  news,  you  always  pass  your  classes.  then,  you  go  home  during  your  third  year  to  an  empty  house  and  your  father  is gone.

when  you  return  after  the  winter  holidays,  it’s  obvious  that  something  is  -  wrong,  but  you  do  your  thing  and  you  pretend  everything  is  okay.  your  mother  in  all  of  her  magic  and  love  writes  you  a  letter,  telling  you  that  you’ll  be  in  her  care  and  that  only  stresses  you  out  more,  giving  you  gray  hair  and  bags  underneath  your  eyes  that  never  seem  to  away  from  that  point  on.  every  blink  is  heavier  now,  every  sliver  of  information  repeated  as  least  three  more  times,  everything  you  learn  adds  a  little  more  weight  to  your  shoulders.  but  you  soldier  on.  you  become  more  and  more  high  strung,  more  sharp,  more  wretched  with  stress  that  shouldn’t  be  yours  to  shoulder.  you  are  still  an  intelligent  girl,  still  a  bright  witch,  still  gleaming  with  potential;  but  you  almost  permanently  look  like  you’ve  been  handled  an  impossible  task  and  worse,  you  wear  your  flushed  cheeks  almost  as  your  father  did,  a  fact  that  you  dislike  whenever  you  see  yourself  in  the  mirror.

⠀ ﹟𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

⠀ ⠀  ﹟𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧.⠀ ⠀ has  a relatively  tough  exterior,  but  wow,  words  hurt  and  hestia  is  a  lot  more  sensitive  than  she  cares  to  admit.  say  one  off  thing  about  her  and  she’ll  be  all  “i  can’t  stand  it  here!”  and  storm  off  angrily,  but  she’s  really  just  gonna  go  cry  in  the  owlery  and  talk  to  the  owls  as  if  they  can  understand  her  through  her  snot  bubbles.

  ⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧.⠀ ⠀ is  this  genius  of  a  witch,  right,  but  is  the  messiest  person  ever.  her  area  in  her  dorm  is  just  .  .  .  yeah,  it’s  messy.  she  comes  to  the  library,  throws  seven  books  down,  loses  ten  pages  of  notes;  is  disorganized  and  completely  messy,  but  at  least  she  always  looks  put  together.

  ⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧.⠀ ⠀ coming  right  off  of  the  last  one,  because  she  cares  most  about  her  image  +  her  reputation  than  she  does  anything  else,  mostly  because  it’s  all  that  she  thinks  she  has.  so,  yeah,  she  may  be  consistently  stressed  out  and  on  the  brink  of  a  breakdown,  but  at  least  she  looks  GOOD.

  ⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧.⠀ ⠀ her  style  is  a  little   .  .  .  amateur,  if  i’m  being  honest. very  season  one  rachel  berry.  always  looks  in  uniform  even  if  she’s  out  of  uniform  and  it’s  because  she  has  no  personality  than  being  a  ravenclaw  prefect  idk  what  you  want  me  to  tell  you.  she  has  never  been  normal  once.

  ⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧.⠀ ⠀ i  laugh  and  kid,  but  she’s  genuinely  a  genius.  might  have  a  bit  of  dyslexia,  but  is  just,,,  a  smart  kid.  also  makes  it  her  entire  personality  though,  so  i’m  not  sure  what  to  do  about  that.

 ⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧.⠀ ⠀ also,  not  to  be  That  Girl  that’s  so  quirk  n  clumsy,  but  hestia  is  always  injured.  not  gravely,  but  a  scrape  on  her  knee,  a  cut  on  her  cheek,  tape  around  her  fingers,  etc.  etc.  she’s  a  problem,  to  say  the  least,  and  always  hastily  takes  care  of  herself  (  aka,  cleans  it,  leaves  it  ).

 ⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧.⠀ ⠀ in  general,  is  a  hater,  but  is  so  STRESSED  from  having  a  #missing  father  that  she’s  just  like  :|  in  every  situation.  i  wouldn’t  call  her  awkward  per  se,  but  she  definitely  just  says  what  she  wants  when  she  wants  cause  there’s  “no  point  in  quieting  myself  for  someone’s  comfort”  idk?

⠀ ⠀ ﹟𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧.⠀ ⠀ in  MY  canon,  hestia  actually  conjures  up  a  fox  patronus,  but  it’s  non  corporeal  for  now  simply  because  she  literally  cannot  focus  long  enough  to  cast  the  charm  correctly  –  in  fact,  a  lot  of  her  magic  has  been  suffering  for  the  past  few  years  due  to  her  stress,  something  that  really  only  stresses  her  out  more  rip  in  pieces.

⠀ ﹟𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝  𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

academic  rival:   personally,  i’d  love  for  someone  who’s  just  naturally  good  at  academia  to  be  her  rival,  like  the  person  who  doesn’t  study  and  “doesn’t  care”  but  always  just  manages  to  beat  her  in  scores;  yeah,  i  think  that’d  be  fun  to  watch  her  spontaneously  combust.

significant  annoyance:  someone  who  really  just  is  the  person  to  tell  hestia  she’s  wound  up  too  tight  all  the  time  and  tries  to  get  her  to  live  her  life,  but  she  just  sees  them  as  someone  who’s  ANNOYING  HER  because  maybe  her  entire  life  is  being  uptight,  ever  think  of  that?  rabastan

quidditch  rival:  because  quidditch  is  really  the  only  time  she  lets  her  hair  down  per  se,  this  rivalry  is  more  friendly  than  it  is  serious like  the  academic  rival,  but  there’s  still  a  lot  of  trash  talk  involved  and  meet  ups  in  the  corridors  to  talk  shit  <3

best  friend:  the  one  person  who  she’s  like  .  .  .  super  grateful  for  because  they’re  always  there,  no  matter  what  she  goes  through  or  does  to  them  through  her  stress  induced  breakdowns.  you  know.  they’re  bffs  and  always  eat  together  and  spend  time  together  n  gossip  together.  eloise

tutee:  someone  that  either  hestia’s  offered  to  help  or  has  been  forced  to  help,  either  way,  she’s  as  strict  as  any  professor  and  takes  her  job  completely  seriously.  as  in,  will  approach  them  in  the  great  hall  and  ask  if  they’ve  done  the  work  they’re  supposed  to  do.

stress  reliever:  imagine  this  -  hestia  comes  up  to  your  muse  and  is  like  we  need  to  talk,  but  they  just  find  a  nice  seat  underneath  one  of  the  archways  and  talk  into  the  night,  they  make  hestia  laugh,  hestia  makes  them  laugh,  they  have  flushed  cheeks  by  the  end  of  it  and  she  doesn’t  speak  to  them  otherwise.  xenophilius 

their  biggest  anti:  ur  muse’s  #1  hater???  hestia  jones  <3  why?  probably  because  they’re  better  than  she  is  and  she’s  a  nightmare  of  a  person  so  it’s  just  her  being  their  biggest  anti,  probably  runs  a  hate  account  dedicated  toward  them  tbh  <3  rodolphus

The  Ex:  you  know.  the  ex.  didn’t  end  the  way  they  wanted  it  to  so  there’s  A  Lot  There.  longing  glances,  awkward  bumps,  lots  of  what-ifs  .  .  .  a  lot  of  sad  headcanons,  a  lot  of  wholesome  headcanons.  yeah

like  family:  just  someone  who  hestia  is  so  comfortable  with  that  it  feels  like  they’re  family.  and  by  family,  i  mean  like  the  kind  to  tackle  her  on  sight  just  for  fun,  the  sort  to  tease  her  and  make  everyone  believe  it’s  her  birthday.  you  know?

also  a  barely  filled  tag  here  n  anything  u  can  possibly  brainstorm  i’d  love  <3  thank  u  love  u 

[kazuwhora]

Hey, could I have a Tokyo Rev matchup? If that's alright ☺ I FORGOT TO ADD MY APPEARANCE ALSO I'M SORRY IF THIS IS TOO MUCH 😭😫🙏🏾

Ok so I'm a bisexual girl who uses any pronouns, mostly she/they. I am also around 5'5, I kinda wish I was taller so I could intimidate men with my height 😈 I am a Virgo, although I don't think I act like one. It's probably because I'm an Aries Rising and Pisces Moon. But n e wayz I am an ISFP 4w5 and tbh I kinda tone down my personality depending where I'm at💀 At school, people would describe me as kind, quiet, chill, smart, weird, innocent looking(that completely changes once I start talking because I say weird things. I once told my teacher about how some astronauts had herpes in Space 🏃🏾‍♀️). At home, my family(and friends) would describe as loud(Once I laughed so hard to the point where my mom could hear me outside), crazy, weird, chaotic, dumb(I say a lot of stupid things that make no sense 🤷🏾‍♀️), annoying, a troublemaker, competative, argumentative, mean, chill at times, really talkative although I have a stutter. I have noticed that in both areas, people have said that I'm a people magnet and a good person to be around 😁 When I'm alone I like to read fanfics 😏, listen to music, read my Warrior Cats books and when I'm with my sister or with Family, I love to dance, listen to music, watch anime, play sports, go for walks. I've been dancing ever since I was young, never went to lessons but still performed a lot for School. Most of the time, it's actually what people know me for. With my family, I was known as the Snake Girl for a few years because I really wanted one, I never got one but I do have 5 rats now 🐀 I've always loved animals, when I was younger I made a list of all the animals I wanted and there were like 20+ pets on there 😭 And because I love animals so much, I've decided I want to help them in the future but I also want to help people. I've been wondering what I should be in the future and it's changed multiple times(mostly because the hours were too long and I HATE 9-5 jobs) but helping animals and helping people is something I always want to do. So, I've decided that I'll do everything I want to do in the future and no one will stop me 😾 That's probably why I'm listed as the Troublemaker in the Family, I do what I want to do and say what I want to say without caring how other people feel because I'm my own person(Mostly, because I love having fun but also because they really need to hear it). My family doesn't like it tho 😕 whenever my sister does the same, she's always told that she's acting like me and that it's a bad thing but idc. When I'm of age, I'm gonna live my life the way I want 😌 I'm gonna get tattoos, get piercings, be a stripper while I get my desired degree in College/University. I'M GONNA DO IT ALL 💃🏾

I would also like to add that I smile and laugh a lot. I literally have smile lines from how hard I smile all the time. I could be experiencing any emotion like Anger, Happiness, Sadness, etc. and I'll still smile and laugh. I think it's the eye contact 😃

Appearance: I'm around the age of the Tokyo Rev characters, I'm 5'5, I'm not skinny or fat so I'm kinda in the middle, I have Auburn hair and eyebrows and have braided hair with beads in it 😩 I'm very hot, I also have glasses I wear occasionally although I really need them for my left eye 😫 I do think that the glasses make me look hotter tho so I wear em 👀

I hope that's a good representation of how I am and also thank you in advance <3

u are the definition of an aries rising LOL

IM MATCHING YOU UP WITH NAHOYA SO YOU CAN BE THE MOST CHAOTIC DUO TO EVER EXIST

im not even gonna lie to you here. y'all scare me. nahoya scares me, u kinda scare me (in a good way dw I literally dropped out of highschool nothing can truly scare me) but the way y'all absolutely hype each other up an energize yourselves off of each other is freaky and mildly concerning. its like, the two of you are somehow a match made in both heaven and hell because your brains are wired the exact same way but at the same time should we really be putting those two brains together????

all jokes aside though you really are mirrored versions of yourself and its fun as fuck for the both of you. nahoya, who lives for chaos and humour is delightfully enabled by your ability to take his jokes and follow along with his chaotic nature at the same speed without a skip in your step. you, are enabled by his ability to also match your speed and encourage you to do whatever the fuck you want because its your life and you should live it how you want.

when I decided on nahoya I didn't even think of the smiley thing but it just makes so much sense as I go back and reread your description?? like its meant to be ok

you two are THE trouble makers. ppl can't handle you and if you ever show up at any toman event mikey is immediately separating the two of you because even HE can't handle it. double trouble for sure.

nahoya says fuck a job. you can just hang out with him every day right?? no but for real, he 100% does not understand responsibilities and he doesn't get why you can't actually just hang out with him every day. he has so much fun with you and when you're gone he's like ?? tf do I do now?? disturb shit on my own?? damn. he does not like it one bit and will huff at you for having responsibilities. he swears he'll become rich so you don't have to do anything and he can just spoil you so you'll stay with him forever and cause ruckus together for the rest of your lives. this is his goal.

he's one of the top 3 worst boyfriends so im not even gonna lie that hes a shit boyfriend but I bet you wont care because the fun you have together and the freedom that your relationship holds is enough to make it all worth it.

psst.. he doesn't have to say I love you for you to know. it'll be clear in the way his eyes twinkle every time he sees you <3

[jiminslight]

tag games

a frankenpost of some tag games (mostly bts quizzes ayooo) i’m behind on asdghjh 

tagged by: a lot of moots that i love dearly! i’ve @/ everyone below who’s tagged me, according to game. huge thanks to you guys for always including me, even if my dumb ass gets to them late 🥺 it means the world to me that you still do!! ♡♡♡

what bts core are you? 

(via @taee​​​​ & @cowboyjinbop​​ ♡)

which btscore aesthetic are you? 1.0: koocore 

which btscore aes are you? 2.0: jimincore

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aesthetic tag ✨

(via @ggukminii​​ ♡)

>> 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 13/20

baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night |

>> 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐀 9/20

neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story |

>> 𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐘 8/20

closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converses | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks |

>> 𝟕𝟎’𝐒 6/20

colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding |

>> 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 7/20

collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details |

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bunch o‘ quizzes

(via @cowboyjinbop​​​ ♡)

1. What are your best qualities?

you're charming, generous and wise.

you always seem to know what to say. people admire the ease with which you seem to navigate your life. maybe a few jealous ones even despise you for it. but your strength is your independency. whether the entire world is falling at your feet or not, you don't let your ability to learn and move forward be affected by them. it's admirable how much wisdom you give away for free, how nice and charming you remain even if others refuse to treat you the same and how you navigate life. i hope you know how much you're looked up to. and i also hope that you have someone to lean onto at times. however strong you might be, you weren't made to carry the weight of it all on your own.

2.  which btscore aesthetic are you? 1.0 (refer to top of this post hehe)

3. which member would you vibe with? (also tagged by @calicooky​​​ ♡)

Jimin is a true lover and maybe a bit of a people pleaser, but he has found a perfect balance for nurturing himself as well as others. He's magnetic and bright, and by getting him as a result perhaps means you are as well--don't forget to give yourself that credit. If you have an affectionate nature like Jimin, you bring a lot of comfort to those around you.

4. which btscore aes are you? 2.0 (refer to top of this post again)

+ What’s your go to, must listen to once a day (or week), song by BTS?

OT7 Track: black swan, autumn leaves, home, 2! 3!, just one day--SO MANY 

Vocal Line: house of cards (either ver.), love is not over, dimple, 00:00

Rap Line: ddaeng, outro: tear, tbh all the cyphers (esp. if i need to wake up driving to work lmao)

Multi Member: friends (vmin), a brand new day (vhope), all night (namgi), who (jikook- I WON’T LET THIS SONG DIE), and fly to my room (yoon/seok/min/tae)

Vocal Solo: serendipity, promise, stigma, my time, awake, epiphany

Rap Solo: just dance, trivia: love, interlude: shadow, 28, seoul

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rules: post your lock screen, the last song you listened to, and the last photo you took! (via @jiminswn​​ ♡)

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which bts member is similar to you? (via @taee​​ & @loverjimin​​​ ♡)

you got namjoon! you're a healer. you learn from your past mistakes, and you're not scared to apologize. your aura is an enchanting shade of emerald green, which makes you an enthusiastic, balanced person. you're very passionate about your hobbies, and just like joonie, you're very much amazed by the little miracles that happen in nature. you're a simple, genuine creature, and you're immensely smart. you remind me of the feeling of finally coming home, of knitting a scarf for a friend, of steamy cups of coffee. i envy whoever gets to hang out with you.

THE END

the rest are visual tags that i’ll get to eventually!! (i.e. moodboards, gif challenges, etc.) 

[desertwiind]

ORIGINS & FAMILY:

Full Name: Zeferino Tomás Ayala Díaz

Reason for name: named after a great uncle who died before Zef was born, Zeferino Tomás Ayala Pacheco

Nickname(s): Zef; Zefi; Zefa; Zefe; Z; Zefito

Date of Birth: 3 March 1991

Age: 30

Gender + Pronouns: cis male, he/him

Place of birth: Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, USA

Parents: Esperanza Díaz Ayala (mother); Osvaldo Ayala Velázquez (father)

Siblings: Luz Ayala Díaz, sister, 35

Relationship with family (close? estranged?): pretty close with a good amount of family, including large extended family. best friends with sister

Pets: none, though he’s interested in adopting a rescue

PHYSICAL:

Height: 5′9″/175cm

Build: athletic, muscular

Nationality: American

Ethnicity: Mexican, Puerto Rican, Spanish

Distinguishing Facial Features: long eye lashes; mole on right cheekbone; strong dark eyebrows that droop downward on the outside like his eyes; cleft chin

Hair Color: dark brown

Usual Hair Style: kept short on the sides, just a little longer on top

Eye Color: olive green

Complexion (freckles, acne, skin tone, birthmarks, scars): olive skin that is quick to tan; mole on right cheekbone; oily skin that is prone to acne although he is diligent with skincare

Disabilities (physical or mental, including mental illnesses): attention deficit disorder; panic disorder; possible obsessive compulsive disorder

What do they consider their best feature?: eyes; butt

Worst they’ve ever been injured (what, how did it happen)?: Broke his right wrist jumping out of a tree in high school. Re-broke that same wrist at 21 when he fell out of a boat whilst drunk.

APPEARANCE:

Favorite outfit: go-to is a short sleeve button-down, with half the buttons undone, and jeans or shorts

Glasses? Contacts?: contacts; glasses while lounging at home

Personal Hygiene: possibly excessive in his cleanliness

Jewelry? Tattoos? Piercings?: often wears an analog watch; occasional chain necklace and an old ring on his right hand

What does their voice sound like?: clear, animated, easily betrays emotion, a little higher in pitch than you might expect, excitable

Style of speech (loud, mumbler, articulate, etc.): articulate, sometimes fast in social settings; often quieter in one-on-one social situations to save his voice for TV 

Accent?: “midwestern”–no real discernable accent most of the time, though sometimes leans Texan

Unique mannerisms/physical habits: when he’s nervous, he rubs the second knuckle on his left middle finger; runs his hands through his hair a lot

Left handed or right?: effectively ambidextrous; he was originally right-handed but he's broken his right wrist twice within a few years, so he learned how to do tasks left-handed. he now no longer has a preferred dominant side.

Do they work out/exercise?: yes, frequently

BELIEFS & INTELLECT:

Known Languages: English; Spanish

Zodiac: pisces, though he does not subscribe to this belief

Gifts/talents: Solving Rubik’s cubs quickly; rollerblading backwards; multitasking effortlessly; advanced calculus; lovely singing voice

Religious stance: presently anti-theist and humanist; raised Catholic

Political stance: far left

Pet peeves: people pretending to listen; his last name being mispronounced (especially if he’s already corrected once); shoes being worn in the house

Optimist or pessimist: pragmatist, leaning pessimistic

Extrovert or introvert: Extrovert

INTIMACY & RELATIONSHPS:

Relationship status: single, though he does have eyes for someone

Sexual orientation: homoromantic, demisexual

Ideal mate/qualities they look for in mate: funny, passionate, affectionate, curious

Ever been in love?: no

What’s their love language?: words of affirmation; quality time; physical touch

Most important person in their life?: sister, Luz; and paternal grandmother

VOCATION:

Level of education: bachelor’s degree

Profession: broadcast meteorologist 

Past occupations: waiter; Target associate

Dream occupation: meteorologist on The Weather Channel; or host/presenter of his own show on The Weather Channel or The Science Channel

Passions: astronomy; climatology; music

Attitude towards current job: he loves the job itself but desires a larger audience

Spender or Saver? Why?: saver–grew up with tight money

Which is more important – money or doing something they love?: ¿por qué no los dos?

SECRETS:

Phobias: claustrophobia; autophobia; atychiphobia 

Life goals: fall in love and get married and be happy

Greatest fears: being alone forever

Most embarrassing thing ever to happen to him/her: thought a guy was going in for a kiss, when it was just supposed to be an awkward hug

Something they’ve never told anyone: he doesn’t know if he’s worthy of love, because he feels selfish and like a liar, and that he’s fucked himself up too much to be any good in a meaningful relationship

Biggest regret: denying his sexuality for so long

Compulsions: long-winded rants with no real point

Police/Criminal/Legal record: a few speeding tickets here and there

Vices: indecision; extensive daydreaming

PREFERENCES:

Hobbies: playing guitar; singing; cooking; tornado chasing

Favorite color: sea green; tyrian purple; peacock blue; verdigris; coral pink

Favorite smell: ocean air; sunscreen; pomegranate; cinnamon sugar

Favorite food: tamales; carnitas

Favorite book: he can’t remember the last time he actually sat down and enjoyed reading

Favorite movie:  he can’t remember the last time he actually sat down and enjoyed watching a movie all the way through

Favorite song: it changes, but currently “If You’re Too Shy (Let Me Know)” by the 1975

Coffee or tea?: neither–caffeine is a very bad idea. the most he’ll do is hot tea with honey and lemon juice for his voice, but the tea must be uncaffeinated

Favorite type of weather: sunny, clear, 75-80 degrees

Most prized possession: his weather prophet; a ring belonging to his maternal grandfather

Most used word or phrase?: pero like

@rocketfm ​

[junghelioseok]

attraction tag 💜

🌻 tagged by my lovely friends @kpopfanfictrash, @hobidreams, @underthejoon, and @lcksndkys!!! thank you, loves 💕

🌻 rules: post 8-9 people you're very attracted to.

🌻 i sat down to do this and suddenly forgot every single piece of media i’ve ever consumed. who am i into? idk!!! it’s a mystery! here are some, though 🤣 

🌻 tagging: whoever wants to do this!

jung hoseok

who even am i if i don’t start with hobi? he is every inch the man of my dreams and the kind of person i aspire to be. i love that he’s a bit of a neat freak. i love that he serves as sort of a second leader to the group, even if it’s so often overlooked because of his energetic public persona. hoseok strikes me as someone who is endlessly kind and compassionate and empathetic, who strives to be his best self while also lifting up others. and this goes without saying, but he’s an incredible dancer. plus, his duality? squishy cheekies with a jaw that could cut glass? pretty, delicate wrists and fingers vs. his smoldering intensity onstage? insane. he’s insane. he’s beautiful and insane, and the way i adore this man, for real 🥺

jeon jungkook

this damn 23yo is out to ruin my life and It Is Working!!! jungkook was a bit of a slow burn for me, but one day i woke up and he’d grown into his nose and up in general and i was??? frankly? offended by how obscenely attractive he is. and now that he’s getting tattoos and piercings and experimenting with his hair? BYE. begone, demon!!! 

but seriously, it’s been a treat watching jungkook grow. i love that he’s so much more confident in himself now. i love his chaotic energy and his undying love for food. he truly has such an endearing personality, and so many cute little quirks. his little stutter and slight lisp? the way his upper lip disappears when he laughs really hard? his instinct to clap at everything? the way he zones out sometimes? and i haven’t even mentioned how infuriatingly good he is at almost everything he tries!

min yoongi

this man is a dreamboat. look at him!!! look at that smile!!! the fact that he could cook me dinner and build me a table to eat it off of??? very sexy of him!!! 

in all seriousness though, i love that we’re privy to yoongi’s soft, dorky side much more these days. i love that we get to see multiple sides of him, from agust d to squishy, gummy smile yoongi who can’t say no to the maknae line. he’s so quietly, steadfastly caring and kind. and his talent (rapping, songwriting, producing, etc.) speaks for itself. 

tom hiddleston

i, like most others, fell in love with tom’s loki, but stuck around for his superb acting in other ventures as well (speaking of which, i need to find a way to finish watching crimson peak). this man has the kind of voice that i could listen to all day. he could read me the dictionary. he could recite to me a list of world leaders in alphabetical order. he could find a phone book, present it to me as a bedtime story, and i’d listen raptly. that’s how mesmerizing he is. also? the shallow part of me just wants to say, he looks great in a suit, LOL.

benedict cumberbatch as sherlock holmes

oh, sherlock. i think i’ve seen most modern portrayals of this character by this point, and bananasplit cucumberpatch’s is undoubtedly my favorite (so long as i ignore the abysmal last season). i often think about how many lines he had to memorize for the role, and it never fails to wow me. the little tics and mannerisms he brought to the character! the dramatic coat! the hair! the scarf! it’s all excellent. 

sebastian stan as bucky barnes

captain america: the winter soldier is hands down my favorite marvel movie, and sebastian stan’s bucky is a big part of that. and yes, i know this gif is from the first avenger but look at that smile! look at the jaunty tilt of his hat! then they gave him a metal arm and a villainous edge paired with a tragic backstory, and i was sold, lmao. plus, i just finished the falcon captain america and the winter soldier, and the character development there was just *chef’s kiss*

michael b. jordan as erik killmonger

everything about this character and performance hit me hard. michael b. jordan has always been on my radar as “wow, he has a really nice face” but i honestly hadn’t seen him in anything memorable prior to black panther. but now that i have, i need more. i would love to see more of what killmonger’s life was like growing up, and how he became a navy seal and eventually a black ops mercenary. i should also watch more of michael b. jordan’s stuff in general. one of these days, i’ll get around to it!

james marsters as spike

teenage me would’ve loved spike, had i actually had the time/resources to watch buffy then. luckily, with the advent of streaming and buffy being on hulu, it turns out that adult me loves him too. 🤣 i so thoroughly enjoy his portrayal as spike, throughout both btvs and angel. the character growth and development was truly so fun to watch. and the accent! the snark! the poetry!!! the way he loves with such passion and loyalty, even as a soulless vampire! i’m basic and i love a good bad boy, what can i say? are we seeing a theme? 😅

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #480

“the doomsday clock was made by mankind”

Do you support PETA? No, because they are WAY too extreme. Have you ever lied about your gender? No. Have you ever had escargot? NOOOOOOOO. You couldn't pay me to try that shit. Have you played Breath of the Wild? No; Zelda games aren't my thing. I've watched Game Grumps play it, though. At what venue was the last concert you attended? Idr, somewhere in Raleigh. Who was playing at the last concert you attended? Alice Cooper. Maybe one day I'll have a new answer, lol. Do you have any anniversaries coming up? No. Would you try grapes on a pizza? Holy fuck, ew. Have you ever tried an oyster? How would you describe the experience? Oysters look fucking disgusting. Never. Has anyone ever specifically painted you a painting? Not a painting, no, but I've had drawings made for me. Would you ever want to try pole dancing? Nah. Have you ever had any sort of paranormal experience? Yes. Have you ever gotten something stuck in your skin? (ie: glass shard, gravel) Yeah, like splinters. And graphite. Do any of your grandparents live a nursing home? They're all deceased, but none did. Do you have a USB drive that is shaped like anything unique? No; mine is just a solid hot pink. What country would you like to visit most? South Africa. Whose birthday is closest to today’s date? (someone you know) Girt's birthday is the 10th! Do you know anyone in another country? I have Australian and European friends, yes. Have you ever wanted to be on a game show? Not seriously. Do you believe taking a picture of someone is taking a piece of their soul? Ha, this question makes me think of the quote from SOMA. Anyway, no. Do you have any friends with the same first name as you? No. How many states have you lived in? One. Pancakes or waffles? Waffles, so I can spread peanut butter on them. :') What is the saddest book you’ve ever read? Johnny Got His Gun. ZERO competition. What political cause are you most passionate about? Probably LGBTQ+ rights. Really just equality in general. Have you ever considered having children? The only time I've ever in my life thought I wanted kids was when I was with Jason. Hell, I wanted two or three. Now I'm just like... nah man no thank you. Have you ever considered acting? No. Who was the last person you slept next to? Sara. Do you think you can be in love and still cheat on your S.O.? Ha, no. What is the most embarrassing thing anyone has on video of you? I dunno. Did you ever get lost as a child? Once at the grocery store. A sweet old lady helped me find Mom. Do you know how to play any card games? The very basic ones, and Magic: The Gathering. What are you currently most looking forward to? Mom to feel better so Girt can come over. What is the best television show you’ve ever watched? Hm... Fullmetal Alchemist has a pretty bangin' story. What color are your parents’ eyes? Brown. Are you more dependent or independent? I've very dependent, honestly. Are there any stuffed animals in the room you’re in? Yeah, loads. I have a shelf full of my meerkat collection. Do you love animals? I adore them. I quite frankly don't like anyone who doesn't, because... how. How many people have you kissed in a car? One or two? Who made you mad last? My mom. She said something that just really hurt my feelings. How long was your last shower? It was longer than usual because standing, taking steps to turn, propping my legs up, etc. was fucking excruciating because my feet, ankles, and calves were so swollen. It's so fucking infuriating; in a previous survey I mentioned "oh it's because my body isn't used to getting up and down so much! it's improvement! :D", but no. The swelling was from sitting too long at the desk. My legs are so used to being propped up from being in bed that it caused edema when I was finally sitting. I went back to my fucking bed now because Mom mentioned that it could get extremely dangerous if the fluid buildup got too severe. And of course now that I'm back in bed, the swelling is receding. I can't fucking win. Have you ever had a really bad haircut? Looking back, I think the haircut I had before this current one was pretty bad, but at least it showed me I'd like short hair on myself. What’s your favorite DIY crafts YouTube channel? I don't watch DIY. What would be the best surprise you could receive right now? At this moment, just give me the magic answer to losing all this fucking weight and getting in shape and being happy. Do you usually forgive when someone hurts your or try to get revenge? I forgive too much. Were there any subjects in school that were really easy for you? English and most science. Did you ever skip a grade or get held back a grade? No. Was your first car used or new? I haven't had my own car yet. How often do you watch the news? Never. Do you have a fan in your room? I have two. Have you ever hatched an egg? In elementary school, as a class. It was a chick. :') I think it was in kindergarten? Would you like to go to a fortune teller? No, because I wouldn't support them spouting bullshit and lying to people. Do you chew gum on a daily basis? No. I've actually been craving gum for a long time now... For each person you’ve kissed, describe your feelings in one word: My feelings towards them? Jason: Remorseful. Tyler: Eye roll. Sara: thankful. Girt: love. Do you have “friends” that you actually hate? That's some juvenile shit. No. Would you rather get [another] tattoo or piercing? Gimme both, but if I had to pick, a tattoo. If you’re dating someone, how long has it been? It's been just shy of a month Feels a lot longer. If you’re a girl, have you ever had the urge shave your hair? Not shave my entire head, no. Do you live by a forest? Not anymore. :/ Do your parents drink? My dad is a recovered alcoholic, so he doesn't touch it anymore. Mom only drinks lightly for special occasions. Does downloading music without paying make you feel guilty? Yes, and yet I do it anyway. :x Does your house have air conditioning? Yes. What do you believe in more: Ghosts or demons? Ghosts. I don't believe in demons. Do you think they’re making too big of a deal over Michael Jackson’s death? Old survey is old, but no, not really. He was an absolute pop icon that was deeply loved by millions and millions and inspired the genre deeply. I wasn't even a big fan and yet I felt for those who were. French fries or onion rings? The former. I don't like onion rings. Favorite healthy snack? Um. I suppose apple slices w/ peanut butter, especially lately. Or strawberries. ]If you see a bee in your house... are you going to kill it? Bees honestly scare me, so I'm not touching it. Mom will have to get it, and I know she would kill it. Would you feel funny if you kissed somebody of the same sex? Done it before, and it didn't feel weird. If your best friend grabs your hand, what do you automatically do? I'd look at her and ask what's wrong. What’s something you can cook or bake like a pro? Nothing. Do you tend to flirt a lot, even when the person isn’t single? No, especially if the person is taken. Can grills be sexy on a guy? Grills are unattractive on everyone. Have you ever flown first class? Ha, yeah right. Are you the type of person who can shake insults off easily, or do they tend to stick around in your brain & bother you? They stick around for years upon years. Some I think I'll never forget.

[lio-the-chaotic-nonbeanie-weenie]

And now presenting my OCs!

I hope you like them all! I’m still learning how to do this stuff. Their profile pics were made in picrew as I can’t draw digitally at all XD

(Tagging @alinatheanimelover @i-read-by-lamp @enigmasalad and of course, my dear @bonthescottishvamp because why not!)

Name: Valentino Amadeus

Age: 27

Ethnicity: Italian-Filipino

Gender:Male

Preferred Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Gay

Appearance:

- Eye color: Bright blue

- Hair: Black

- Height: 5’5”

- Skin tone: Porcelain

- Features: A few moles here and there on his body.

- ETC: Slender body

Personality: Flirty, seductive, sassy, loves teasing his boyfriend, shy at first, sweet but funny

Preferred Clothing: Tight fitting clothes, button downs with the buttons undone down to his chest, chokers and collars, ear piercings, glasses (when he can’t be bothered to wear his contacts), boots, lingerie in the bedroom, skirts, dresses, heels, and purses

Other Info:

- Loves riling up and teasing his boyfriend.

- Has a daddy kink

- Loves dirty jokes and pickup lines.

- Grew up with two dads who love and support him.

- Loves dancing and singing

- Wears makeup

- Does not like rough sex

- Is actually a total sweetheart and a cutie when not trying to flirt with or seduce his boyfriend.

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Name: Axel Imperial

Age: 30

Ethnicity: Chinese-Filipino

Gender: Male

Preferred Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Bi

Appearance:

- Eye color: golden brown

- Hair: jet black, short and often slicked back

- Height: 6’2”

- Skin tone: cream

- Features: scars on his torso from past altercations

- ETC: Has a black dragon tattoo going down his left wrist that represents his leadership over the Onyx Dragons, his mafia group.

Personality: cold, clever, secretly soft but only for his boyfriend, patient, intimidating when he needs to be, can also be generous and compassionate when he needs to be.

Preferred Clothing: Expensive suits, leather jackets, piercings, ankle boots, and button ups with the sleeves rolled up.

Other Info:

- Took the mantle as head boss after he lost his parents to a rival mafia group.

- Always carries a gun and has several guards following him as he didn’t want risk losing anyone else after the incident with his parents.

- Has trust issues because the mafia group that killed his parents used to be a group they could trust. He was there when the leader of the other group killed his parents.

- Has vowed to kill that group’s leader when he finds them. The leader had vanished after that night to avoid being tracked by authorities.

- Has a bit of a drinking problem and tends to get drunk on Jack Daniels whiskey.

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Name: Luna Aster

Age: 26

Ethnicity: Latina

Gender: Female

Preferred Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Bi

Appearance:

- Eye color: pale green

- Hair: dirty blonde, short and wavy

- Height: 5’7”

- Skin tone: Vanilla

- Features: freckles on her cheeks

- ETC: none

Personality: Sweet and flirty, protective, funny, will destroy anyone who hurts those she cares about.

Preferred Clothing: suit vests, leather jackets, button downs and flannels, and dark clothing.

Other Info:

- Works as a bartender at a bar called Galaxy.

- Lost her mother through a divorce with her father.

- Lives in Los Angeles but flies out home to visit her father every other year.

- Can put up a good fight due to years of experience in stopping bar fights and doing lots of training.

- Loves dirty jokes.

- Often sings while she works.

- Used to have long hair but cut it off after her mom divorced her dad as a sign of rebellion.