#he has no shameeeee

[sweepingboy]

Mu Qing is putting on a heavy earring, sitting in front of the mirror, when he hears the sound of a door opening. He smiles, knowing exactly what person is able to bypass all of his palace's guards and magical seal.

"I brought you a gift," a low, purring voice confirms his guess.

The god finishes fancying himself and turns around to face the intruder. "Are you trying to buy me, Luo Binghe?" he teases, but the smile leaves his face as soon as his gaze falls on the item in the demon's hands.

Over the man's arm is slung a heavy upper robe. The yellow fabric, no doubt of the finest quality, shimmers in the dim candlelight, and the skillful embroidery on the sleeves is eye-catching. This is not just a beautiful piece; oh no, it was made for someone worthy, a member of the Imperial family. This luxury was familiar to him, he had touched it, a sweetly bitter memory, the brocade of royal attire beneath his fingers.

Mu Qing swallows. "I can't take it," he says, and turns back to the mirror, hiding paled face in hands, refusing to look any longer.

Luo Binghe shifts closer to stand behind him. He puts a heavy hand with black claws on his shoulder, "Why so? You don't like it?"

"N-no! It's beautiful... But I can't wear it, it's inappropriate, a servant-" He stops. The hand squeezes his shoulder. It keeps stroking his arm to comfort him, and finally, Mu Qing is lifting his gaze hesitantly. Luo Binghe lowers himself and finds god's eyes in the mirror. "You were one once", he speaks right into his ear, breath hot, "but for the past 800 years, you've been a god. And the godhood really suits you". Mu Qing is trembling slightly. "Right," he says under his breath.

Binghe's lips stretch into a smile. "Now will you let me dress you up, my Lord?"

[ssreeder]

SREEDIE I CANT BELIEVE I FUCKING DID I AGAIN

though tbf you did update at the speed of light this time around so I hardly had a chance

ANYWAYS once again you get to be blessed with double comments from yours truly <3

changgggg my beloved (also iroh parallels???? that’s so slay of you sreedie)

lmao not him being Relieved that he looks like a creep bc it’s a good cover

listen chang absolutely anybody who is on good terms with zuko starts attracting shit at some point don’t feel too bad about it

YES TOPH WE LOVE TOPH

not jet finding comfort in the fact that even though he might be annoyed, sokka is guaranteed to be More annoyed by the tent situation-

ohoho is jet gonna help train sokka to sword fight??? plot twist

ykw jet is so valid for refusing to be sokka’s punching bag I hate that he’s really growing on me BUT if I am being honest with myself I never Really disliked jet

it’s going to be So Ironic if jet is the person who gets sokka to open up about his experiences in prison but I think it’s funny (and I honestly think it’ll work out well bc sokka doesn’t want to be pitied or have people change their opinion of him for the worse after they find out how much he suffered and jet wouldn’t do that)

FUCK fulo I hate that the earth kingdom army is sympathetic towards him even though I understand why

quon??? is apologising???? yeah this man is way better than zhao but he’s still the scum of the earth

ZUKO protect your fucking hands PLEASE (also fun fact I’m pretty sure I fractured my pinky at one point bc it’s kinda bent but I never got it actually checked out and That hurt like a bitch so zuko really has an insane pain tolerance to not even flinch when his pinky was snapped holy moly)

zuko? familiar with the bending suppressant??? no, really?? what gave you that idea mr medic sir.

“I got… caught.”

“Caught doing what?”

“Being a… fucking… idiot.”

- I think this is the contender for my favourite zuko dialogue even though it’s in incredibly unfortunate circumstances

PLEASE LET THE MEDIC FUCKING DO SOMETHING TO HELP OUR FIREBENDERS SREEDIE JESUS CRISPY

mm I’m a certified rasu simp someone should design a tshirt so we can start a club

ugh sokka just TELL suki already you just need to mention zuko’s name once and she’ll lead the conversation from there with her questions

god the section with the medic cleaning zuko is brutal dude

AND THATS A WRAP

can I just say.. when you made the meme for me I was like :3 and then I actually read what you wrote and I was like >:(

LOVE YOU TO BITS AND PIECES HOPE YOU ENJOY MY NEXT ESSAY

leeeeeeeeeeeeeekiiiiiiiiiiii bestie babe how you doin?!

Yes Zuko is the center of shit happening to people around him. Maybe he’s cursed? Maybe he’s maybelline? WHO KNOWS!

Jet is just there for the ride it’s not his fault Sokka is flip flopping between wanted to murder him and wanting to share his murder thoughts with him.

I can confirm Zuko has been caught being a fucking idiot multiple times. Canon.

Yeah the medic scene was 4/10 - SAD :(:(:(:(

Anyway I made you a meme and you’re complains??? FOR SHAMEEEEE. See ya soon leeks reeksy

[virdemption]

also, all of this twila talk makes me a little sad in a way because it just goes to show that twila has so much character potential that nintendo could have worked with, but they never do. she could have been a memorable character, but it's kind of a shame that i don't really see as much character potential with brighton? idk, he's a little hard to work with?

part of why i see brighton as a little harder to work with is probably because i have signifigantly more brainrot for twila but i'm sure in an alternate universe we're having this exact discussion just the other way around lol. lots of the host headcanons i've formed are based on random things attributed to them in the base game like maybe brighton since he's so flashy he likes figure skating and is way more into speak up than twila is. he'sthe mr attention man and i love himf or it

and yayayaaaa they haven't been in anything since like. top 100. as a blurb. afaik. shame shame shameeeee i LOVE sillys. i take matters into my own hands and i'm having so much fun thank you for being silly ramblings with me i rlly appreciate it osoo soo much👍

[ryderxdaniels]

“Don’t mind me,” Dorian said pushing through the crowd. One hand reaching up to keep the paper bag on his head. He had been walking around in a long sleeve shirt and jeans but less than an hour in, he was sweating so much that he was on the verge of passing out and needed to immediately change. And into what you might ask? Dorian’s entire body from his neck down was covered in a thick layer of deep scars. He had always worn long sleeve shirts as to not scare anyone away. But in the light of the slip in slide and weather that was way too hot to wear leather in, he had finally gave in to wearing his swim trucks out and about. He was wandering through the crowd shirtless, marks on display and a paper bag concealing his face so that if anyone saw him they wouldn’t immediately associate the ‘scary scarred man’ with HGPD. Pushing past another group of hipsters, he called out, “Quasimodo coming through!”

[vchroniclesin2022]

Soon I will post something positive.

But for now I whine:

But in the meantime, the idea we could have enjoyed complex Loustat, nuanced Lestat, depressed Louis, angry Claudia but like in the book instead of this... Ahhhh! How I miss fandom 1-4! Everybody was swooning for Loustat, Louis, Lestat, Claudia... Not it's everyone vs Lestat. What a shameeeee

Lestat is one of my most ancient and dear blorbos. The grip this character has on me is very personal. Reading TVC sometimes looks like punishment enough to enjoy these characters and their often crazy adventures.

So seeing Tumblr and Twitter going crazy for my until recently unpopular blorbos was amazing. Seeing Loustat trending was like living the dream. I was so happy to see new fans!! And now... so sad.

It's so bizarre, to paint the main character of the series you are adapting as such a despicable creature.

Of course they could salvage the situation. But I can't begin to think how! If I had to write a fix-it, episode 5 is a terrible dream some creature is forcing Lestat or Louis or Claudia or all of them to live!!!

I don't agree with some analyses: canon!Lestat would have never hurt Louis in this way. He didn't, he wouldn't. Not even when Louis didn't help him and he was dying. End of discourse.

Ok, that's all. I promise something positive next.

[drawsusydraw]

Fixing Anastasia (the Broadway show)- an essay

(Mainly about how to fix the villain)(skipt to #3)(because the broadway show was very underwhelming)

Idk about you but I 💛 the animated movie, it’s an animation classic, it has fantastic songs, cute characters, incredible animation, a strong female lead, some 90’s rom com 🧀, an underwhelming villain, forced kiddy humour, historical innacuracy, and some darker and edgier themes. Pure. Don. Bluth. Magic

And the broadway show I adore but it also bugs me a bit, hear me out, I feel like it tries to fix too much of the movie, it pretends as if it is above the source material, it doesn’t really pay homage to it but tries so hard to apologize for it and to divorce itself from it. They didn’t bother to even contact Don Bluth (who actually dedicates himself to theatre now) about anything about the broadway show, I mean come on!! at least an invitation to opening night would have been nice. And I honestly feel like the songwriters only wanted to work on the show to save their songs from obvlivion.

“Oh you think you can do better?” ha no, but I can try and I can still bitch about it

1) Unecessary differences

From the smallest details to some crucial ones there are some differences that bug me and if you think I’m nitpicking is because, yeah I am, 💯%

I mean just call her sophie GOD DAMMIT.

During once upon a december there is this very lame lyric change. In the movie young anya sings to her grandma “hear this song and remember soon you’ll be home with me once upon a december”, this lyrics are perfect and moving, and anya with her amnesia changes this small verse into the iconic lyrics we hear on her grand once upon a december number.

“far away long ago glowing dim as an ember…” etc etc. So when anya reunites with the empress the lyrics switch back to their original meaning as anya literally hears the song and remembers

honestly it’s such an unecessary change that takes away a big emotional 🥊. and. it’s. so. easy. to. fix.

and where the hell did the necklace go huh?? wasn’t it crucial to the plot??

Also other slight lyric changes, like the quieter solo moment at the end of Roumor in Saint Petersburg (“who knows?, shhhh”), Dimitri’s solo moments have some unecessary lyric downgrades and his little ❤️ breaking finale moment is completely ereased.

honestly SHAMEEEEE

but that’s just the begining

2) Not enough aestethic similarities

I mean don’t get me wrong again’ the costumes are gorgeous but the one’s from the movie are iconic.

And I honestly feel a lot of the costume differences are just for the sake of making it different from the movie.

I mean the iconic blue dress wasn’t even going to be on the stage production, and I take offence in that, as did a lot of the tryouts audience members. Don’t get me wrong the oink dress is cute and all but…

ahhhh much better….

I mean also maybe If the show had kept the iconic dress transformation, then maybe, just maybe, it wouldn’t have lost the best costume tony against hello dolly… idk just a thought *sips tea*

also what’s with the obsession of dressing anya in pink huh????

on the bright side the red dress from the finale is LIFE 😍 but still part of me wishes they had kept the imperial yellow dress from the movie finale oops

3) Fixing Rasputin (but not really)

Rasputin is the weaker part of the og movie I think we can all agree on that. So I’m all for fixing him even if that means deleting one of the most awesomest musical numbers ever

And in concept Gleb is a dope character, I mean javert meets the phantom??? HELL YESS. Plus Ramin Karimloo= oof😍

in early movie scripts rasputin was more historicaly accurate, and not even rasputin but actually a soviet soldier.

But in excecution Gleb is very lame, he has barely no conection to anya so he barely acts as a compelling point in our 💛 triangle. Also let’s note that he doesn’t interact with Dimitri like, at all, making him even more disconected from the 💛 triangle aspect the show tries so hard to push. Plus they build up him shooting anya so much, and we all know he won’t be able to do it, and when he isn’t able to do it it’s not only lame and predictable, but it also feels as if there is no payoff at all. LAME.

And this is relatively easy to fix, just have a couple of script rewrites. Have him interact with Anya more, maybe he is a close friend of Anya after all this years of her having no past, maybe he has always had this crush on her, making their relationship more complicated when she wants to find her family and he feels he is being replaced, maybe he selfishly wants her to be dependent only of him so he tries by all his means and political advantages to keep her close to him, so his internal battle is not only ideological, but also emotional. Idk but I think that would be a better motivation other than "My dad shot your dad so I must kill you”. You can keep that if you want (It would get kinda crowded but you could if you want even more extra drama). But either way he needs a closer conection to Anya.

Have him interact with Dimitri, have him have your typical “nuh bro she’s mine”-off and have a resolution with him at the end of maybe newfound respect and aceptance.

Maybe, just maybe, have Anya die at the end. Yeah I don’t want a downer ending but it feels like that’s the only reasonable payoff to that plot point. Plus the real anastasia Died too so there’s this sense of closure. Or better yet, just remove him trying to shoot her, have him just track her down to paris (maybe he is trying to stop other soviets from hunting her down and actually killing her) and your big climax could be this intense song fight between them about Gleb trying to decide wether to turn her in or not, idk, but I mean just don’t show a 🔫 if you’re not gonna use it, because then that plot point feels useless.

Those changes could do a lot to help his character be more compeling and they wouldn’t even require big changes to the songs, just slight lyric changes to them. Gleb is SUCH a great concept but extremely lame excecution

4) Just respect the movie more

I mean I 💛 the show, but it only seems to want to 🏦 in the movie when it’s convenient (on the macys thanksgiving day oarade and on it’s 20th aniversary).

idk it’s just that in interviews they act as if the show is miles better and way more adult, but they failed to recognize: the movie is very adult already in some aspects. And as I’ve said they tried to fix the flaws of the movie with Gleb but ended up creating the same flaw but in a 💤 way.They also barely even aknowledge the existence of the film, and it was a very significant film in the history of animation. It proved that disney could be beat at it’s own game for God’s sake. I mean also please like respect Don Bluth as the animation legend that he is, thank you.

I mean the show is still 🆒, the new songs are amazing. But it still could have been more.

this may be 🆒, but it’s still not “snowy Saint Petersburg emerging in the background”-🆒

[empressarcana]

There's too much tragedy in this game!!!!! Give me all the fluff pleaaaaase. Ashton teching Isabella how to ice skate!!!!!

Hey there Anon!

Yes, I so agree. This game is not for the faint of heart, but it is indeed a horror visual novel. xD Also, I will do my best to deliver fluff but these beautiful super talented pals right here have delivered quality fluff as well as quality ice skating fanservice: shout out to @zaheela​ ♥ @chanlyeya​ ♥.

I personally have no actual ice skating experience(for shameeeee), so I’m sorry if this is super lame. I would like to imagine that post-game, Isabella does go to a therapist and one of the things the therapist suggests is trying something new, something to occupy the mind. Naturally, she does share this information with Ashton, rolling her eyes at the thought when she could be spending time working to make money to send to her family. Any other time Ashton would let Isabella be, but he knows first-hand that Isabella has been having constant nightmares. She obviously doesn’t talk about it for the same reason Ashton doesn’t talk about his nightmares. They don’t want to worry the other.

Ashton tells Isabella he has made plans for them and she asks what kinda plans, he only tells her it’s a surprise. Well, was Isabella surprised when they reached the nearest ice skating rink. She immediately sent a glare to Ashton, “You know I don’t know how to ice skate, Ashton.”

He placed an arm around her and grinned, “I know you don’t. That’s why I took it upon myself to bring you here today.”

“I knew telling you about what the therapist said was going to be a mistake,” Isabella whined but the moment they both walked inside, her mood lifted as she felt the cool air on her face. She couldn’t help but smile, “Wow, this feels nice…”

Ashton laughed as they made their way to rent their ice skates, “Yes, please be aware though you will be falling on your ass, a lot.”

“Wait, Ash… you do know how to ice skate, right?” Isabella asked in a bit of a worried tone. 

“Well, somewhat. Not to worry, I will do my best to keep you on your, um, feet,” Ashton grinned as he handed Isabella her rented skates.

“T-That’s not very reassuring, Ash,” Isabella said as she sat down on the nearby bench and put on the ice skates.

Sooooo, let’s just say there was a lot of attempting not to fall and there was a lot of falling in general. Ashton trying to be all cool and suave would be like, take my hand, don’t let go. Isabella would probably use some cheesy Titantic references, none appropriate, “I won’t let go, Ash!” And folks, she definitely didn’t let go of Ash, she took him down with her, both falling on their asses. This happened a couple of times. 

Eventually, the therapist was right and Isabella hadn’t laughed that much in a long time. She was not graceful on the ice at all, but she wouldn’t mind going back to practice some more. 

She would be all shy about it because Isabella knew she had been a butt about it earlier. But out of nowhere, Isabella hugged Ashton, “Thank you, Ash. Thanks for dragging me out of work and bringing me here. I didn’t realize how much I needed something like this.”

Ashton embraced her as well, feeling how warm she was compared to the ice they kept landing on over and over. “I’m just happy to be able to drag you out of work and someplace fun. I’m sure you already know but Zach and Becca are worried about you. I’m worried about you…”

Isabella pulled away from Ash, blushing a little, “I’m going to be fine. I’m a strong Santos woman and I am going to be fine!”

“That’s my Maria Isabella Grace Cruz Santos!” Ash snickered.

She shook her head and blushed brighter, “Oh God, please, don’t.”

[sevi007]

powerovernothing replied to your post: I like to think Yondu just barely resists putting...

Imagine Yondu’s reaction to not only seeing Peter take back his strength against Ego, and pulling himself out of the jackass’ rubble and being incredibly proud in regards to Peter – and all of that just going A THOUSAND TIMES SOUTH THE MOMENT HE SEES PETER MAKE A PAC MAN TO TRY AND NOM UP HIS JACKASS FATHER. Imagine his face. The shameeeee.

Oh, but, wouldn't it be rather relieving to see Peter being his usual dorky self after all the shit that went down? Forget about "godlike power", "control the universe with me mini-me" and "you get stabbed when not working for me" - after all that, Peter is still the soft, kindhearted, silly guy that Yondu raised, the guy who throws a Pac-man against a god (little G, everyone).

I rather want to think that Yondu is not ashamed by Peter's silliness in that regard, but rather goddamn proud because - that's his boy there, his silly brave amazing goofball of a boy, and nothing that Ego has said and down has changed anything about that. Can't change anything about that.

Yondu's reaction was probably a mixture of incredulous headshaking and proud grin when seeing that silly Pac-Man thing up there. (Not to mention by how shameful it would be for Ego to get nommed up by a Pac-Man. Noms, gone is the god.)

Dunno, perhaps it's just me. XD

[luckysheikah]

Edward has to keep up the charade for a bit longer but he's like "oh nooooo. what a shameeeee. me weapons aren't working and I can't hurt youuuu"

*slams the table* EMPIRE KIDS SUPERHERO AU

OWOOOOO GO ON

[abnormal-angel]

HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT EITD WAS NORMAN'S CAT?! SHAMEEEEE

just kiddin, if you're Norman's fan that doesn't mean you have to know everything 😂😂

Lol right duuude he has been around for like ever and I am just catching up on the more recent things... Have so much still to learn. She was using so many typos honestly thought she mispelled "edit," lol. I ain't ashamed doesn't change my truth or the situation just because I didn't know eye's acro... Weak sauce. Thanks hun! 😘❤❤❤