#he has a kitty cat friend!! :333

[tangential-hooligan]

Some of the Discord friends were playing OFF recently and I need to sketch the sky whale 🐋☁️☁️✨

I love this beast omg ✨

[edsbacktattoo]

now listen. i’m not trying to start any nonsense and let me preface this by saying innkeeper is one of the best episodes of television ever aired. it is a masterpiece and i love everything about it. but is it my favourite? oh no. the curse of the seafaring life is right there and she’s my best friend. that episode has literally everything in it. edward teach in a potato sack and little kitty cat collar. stede bartholomew bonnet serving absolute penis. polycule moments. fang’s real name is kevin. the captain voice scene, wherein ed looks the most breedable he’s ever looked. moonlight kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!! you wear fine things well number two!!!!!!!!! shoulder jiggle!!!!!!!!!! nothing compares <333

[poppy-metal]

Need to be bunny!reader trying to get on cat!Art's good side asap.

Just trying to see what he's doing before bouncing away because he glared at you. Inching closer again until you see his tail angrily sweeping the floor.

You try to share your food but he doesn't want your rabbit food (a salad) even though you got chicken in it for him. You go to sit next to him on the couch and he moves away.

:((( but when he does let you in, you'll be curling up against his tummy with his hands in your hair, spent after he fucked you stupid.

like WHY IS HE SO MEAN 🙄

treats you like you have the plauge or are infested with fleas - but you remain positive! he's very moody towards you, it hurts to see his soft side around tashi knowing he hates your presence in the house. knowing whenever tashi gives you attention he has murder on his mind. you just want him to like you <///3

but when he finally gets his brat ass tamed by tashi and he softens towards you he's such a sweet kitty <333 it's a special bond because you're alone together most of the day and you spend so much of it fucking and napping together. attached at the hip, almost. he can't get enough of your bunnycunt once he's had it once. him letting you into his favorite nap spot and fucking you there - he's still a tad mean - but this time it's in a way you like - "you're so eager for it - sloppiest little hole - " and you whine and nod and beg for it faster - he digs his claws in and you love it because he's gentle when he licks the blood after, in the afterglow. wrapping his tail around you lazily and kissing your neck.

good friends <3

[dreamyblossommwrites]

Hello!!!!! I saw your cat!reader headcannons and it was amazing :3 could I request headcannons for reader with an animal quirk in class 1A? They can sort of shapeshift into any animal they want. THANK YOU💖

OMG HI YES OFC!!! I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS IDEA FOR A WHILE

ꕥ Shapeshifter! Reader being BOMBARDED with questions from Izuku the second they join class 1A

ꕥ "Can you turn into any animal you want??? What about extinct species??? Oh! And humans?? How about objects?! Can you stay in the form you take as long as you want or does your quirk have a time limit??? How about-"

ꕥ To be honest, I think the questions are coming not only from Izu but from everyone else too!

ꕥ I can Imagine Denki googling the most goofy looking animals and begging you to turn into it. Even better if u can turn into the animal not knowing how it looks like

"Yo! I found this extra cool animal-"

And its literally this guy:

ꕥ Funny how Denki's smile fades when he sees you turning into a tiger (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

ꕥ Imagine Bakugou making you mad, calling you names and all that, so you decided to turn into the the loudest bird you know and sit by his window making the weirdest sounds you can in the early mornings

ꕥ Mina totally helps you prank him too <33

ꕥ The girls like you in general, especially if you like spending your days off turned in some random cute animal.... Taking pictures of you doing anything in any form other the your human one <33

ꕥ Momo making cute animal clothes for every single form you take!!! Oh youre a tiger? Its cold outside!!! Have a cute sweater!!! Going undercover as a kitty? Heres a collar with a microphone and pink bow!!! Hey, dont you want to turn into a puppy for the day?? No?? Well Im just asking cuz Momo made this cute dog vest...

ꕥ Again, Koda being besties with you, understanding every single thing you say in your animal form, organizing sleepovers for you and his animal friends (also inviting tsuyu and tokoyami sometime <33)

ꕥ GOING ON FLIGHTS WITH TOKOYAMI!!!!! imagine he's still learning to fly with dark shadow so you fly along side him as a bird and sing songs to make him less stressed out

ꕥ As I said in my cat! Reader post... Todoroki gives you animal food to try and become friends with you, only now he has more to choose from then just cat food

ꕥ Also, the aura this quirk gives in fights, A villain robbing a bank, turns around for a moment only to see a puma lunging towards him (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)!

ꕥ The advantage this quirk gives you is UNBELIEVABLE. The enemy never knows what will jump out at him next lmao.

ꕥ Tomura was considering kidnapping you along with Bakugou but decided to leave you be since you can just turn into a small animal and escape... Or eat the League alive.

ꕥOverall, people who knows you, love you with all their hearts, but everyone on the 'bad side'.... 💀

IM TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT ITS MY FIRST REQUEST EVER I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!! WAAAAH <333 ヽ⁠(⁠(⁠◎⁠д⁠◎⁠)⁠)⁠ゝ

ALSO, PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU SEE ANY ERRORS SO I CAN CORRECT THEM <33

[oh-no-its-bird]

sorry but I genuinely need to know what the outside perspective of stoner Itama is- the ultimate weed supplier of Konoha?? At what point do they draw the line with this guy 😭

A wonderful question that makes me lose my mind a little bit to even consider actually

So we've already talked about how in this verse, Itama and Tobirama were trained to fight together as a duo, so they probably have at least a battle reputation that's tied pretty closely together

Actually hmm I'm thinking and that could cause problems for Izuna specifically, bc him and tobirama are on even ground and Itama would definatley tip the scales there

Ok so rewind -> they're trained to fight together and fucking terrifying, but for Reasons(tm) Itama tends to stick close to home base as a last line of defense / resident healer and clan poison master

When they send Tobirama and Itama out together it's to get shit DONE. Maybe Hashirama, in his desire for peace, actually specifically leaves him behind bc he knows if the twins go out on the battlefield together, certain pieces he doesn't want moved will certainly be doing some goddamn moving

As such, he doesn't have much of a reputation / maybe there's some sort of rumor ab him being sickly floating around

This also means he can do fun spy things bc no one knows what he looks like!! Which is even more reason to keep him off the battlefield, yayy

Funny bit where Itama and Izuna run into eachother in the wild and Itama totally knows who this guy is but Izuna has no idea who he is. Maybe they help eachother out a bit and Itama makes a joke about how he got separated from his brother, who's "tall and grumpy and acts like a cute little kitty cat <3"

And Izuna is like, haven't seen him, sorry

Then Tobirama shows up and Izuna is screeching "THATS Bibi-chan???" As Itama uwus and goes "I told you didn't I? My bibi-chan is tall and grumpy and acts like a cute kitty cat <333"

(Izuna feels like he's having an aneurysm)

Blah blah blah Konoha is made early yayy friendship peace and ninja drugs galore what a beautiful world we live in

The consensus on Itama inside Konoha is that he's very nice and the most reasonable / easy to work with of the 3 Senju brothers (HIGHLY debatable, they are all insane in very different ways)

Anyone who meets him personally within professional bounds finds him very charming and soft spoken, with the type of personality on the surface that'd make you think he isn't fit for shinobi work (which, to any shinobi worth their salt, is a red flag in itself)

Itama is very conscious of public opinions, and he's friends with Izuna who's like got spy master vibes going on for him— they probably collaborate together sometimes in that field. So he has a good grasp on what people think of him / how to manipulate that

OUTSIDE of the village, since Itama mostly avoided public eye for so long, he doesn't have too much of a reputation. Even after he started going out with Tobirama on public missions regularly, bc of Tobirama's own big reputation, whenever they do insane shit it tends to be attributed to him— not the harmless looking guy standing innocently behind him

Konoha's secret weapon,,

Anyways !! I don't think the fact that Itama is specifically the mind behind the really good konoha weed is public knowledge. It's definitely known that it's a Senju product, and a lot of people probably assume it's Hashirama

Itama IS however known as the guy who totally always has that good ninja weed, and he's totally always on staff as one of the first faces any visiting important people see. He's so disarming, he's great at charming dignitaries

He and Izuna probably get sent to the capital whenever they need court representation actually. Konoha's pretty politics duo here to smile nicely and feed you pretty lies

What the fuck was I talking about again

RIGHT OK SO

Outside of the village people don't really know Itama has as much importance / influence as he does, due to a mix of on purpose subterfuge and just everyone around him having really big reputations that he carefully allows to overshadow his own

It benefits him :)

They never see the Itama inquisition coming

<- This also means that when he does insane shit he never fails to get "oh what the fuck" reactions from anyone new around him (he finds the process of watching people realize he's just as bad / possibly even WORSE than his brothers very, very funny)

[robo-milky]

“Hey, Carrots!

No need to look so offended, I’m not here to cause any trouble, you know~. No favors to ask of either. It’s your special day, isn’t it? It is! So I came by to give you a present.

…Yeah, okay, it’s not really much, but it’s a gift nonetheless. Coupon for a special pop for the birthday girl~. You have a favorite flavor or something? I’ll try making it into a pop for you. A dozen for free! I’m real kind, I know.

Oh, and before I forgot. You know Ashi, don’t you? Poor girl couldn’t make it today, so she asked me to hand you a gift bag in her stead. Proves my trustworthiness, doesn’t it? Heh.

No need to worry, I didn’t peek at it… Hold some higher standards for me, would you?”

Niko hands over the bag. It’s a cute, pink, petite bag with cat decorations on it. It holds some resemblance to the feline holding it herself.

Grabbing what’s inside, there’s a little drawing with a note attached. It’s written with words and symbols that seem impossible to verbalize, but somehow it’s easy to imagine a certain brunette bringing life to them…

Clochey! HBD fam!~ Super bummed I couldn’t make it, but I hope this prezzie has enough of my energy baked into it that it feels like I’m there! LMK ASAP ☆

I wanted to send you a cute lil’ message ‘cuz I’m real thankful for us being friends, YK? Even tho we aren’t super buddy buddy, I still totally enjoy your company. Eppy tells me enough about you that it basically feels like I’m hanging with you myself!

Anyway~ I wanted to gift smth more personalized for you, so I drew up a little drawing! It’s kinda like a postcard, but I tried putting one of your fave things on it ♡ I hope you enjoy!~

We should SO get talkin’ again soonsies! Wishin you a happy birthday and many more with a certain huntsman <3

Sincerely, Ashi ♪

Cloche hears a chuckle after she’s done reading the note.

“Wow, Carrots, your face is a little red… Wonder what Ashi stirred up for you to get you, the cold clawed kitty to get lookin’ like that. Well, privacy is privacy. Guess that’s my cue to leave.

Here’s hoping you catch a break from all the trouble around campus, hm? Enjoy your day~.”

HAPPY BDAY CHRIS!!!!!!! I HOPE YOUR DAY AND WEEK AND TBH MONTH IS SO BANGER. ITS SO DESERVED!!!!!!! 🫶 it’s been SO nice being your moot for like?? WHAT??? TWO YEARS OR SMTH??? TIME IS SO CRAZY. it’s been such a treat being able to interact n talk w you since the beginning!!! I GET SUPER HAPPY WHENEVER I SEE YOU IN MY NOTIFS <333 HBD again and I hope life treats you well!!!!! 🙏 blessing your pulls and turning them into pomepulls……….. tehepero

[Cloche’ Birthday Bash] *them referring to our dear freshmen

Okay first of all… ASHIIIIIII YOU’RE GONNA KILL ME I SWEAR !!! THE FACT THAT YOU SENT THIS SO EARLY??!?! THE INTERACTION IS EVERYTHING! I JUST LOVE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT SO NATURALLY- Fr, Niko just waltzing into Ramshackle then dipping- aND THE GORGEOUS GORGEOUS ROOKLOCHE ART- LITERALLY SCREAMING OVER THE POSE AND DETAILS- YOU SERIOUSLY OUT DID YOURSELF FOR THIS ONE! Rook carrying her and Cloche grabbing on to him to get closer- SAVANACLAW ROOK MY BELOVED- Muscle man frrrr- Ashi really caught on to the cat maid’s staring during Chapter 7 huh. AND THE DOODLES ON RHE SIDES ARE TOO CUTE- 😩

Epel yapping on about Cloche and totally not suspiciously asking Ashi about her roommate- Ashi internally sweating bullets when Epel doesn’t realize that everything he describes is the cat maid making up excuses to avoid him-

Also take this… Cloche walking up to Niko days later and asking for a bone marrow pop, and it takes Niko a few seconds to realize it was a joke 😭😭 Slow burn friendship trust-

Really, it’s so wild that it’s been 2 years- So glad to have you here and to celebrate with you again !! I think you really blessed my pome pulls with this one- seriously- man came on the 30th pull twice- Ilyyyyy If makes me super happy to see you in my notifs as well and may we continue to interact in the future!

[sadevergreen]

as a camp counselor (technically not currently bc i went home for Illness) and homestuck fan (also technically not currently bc I'm too busy being a camp counselor) i love camp skaia. which homestuck characters are most likely to be the "we're ALL sick there's no reason you can't do the hike up the hill" (has mild cold and vague heatsickness at worst) counselor x "actual lung infection but thinks it's a really normal cold" (very easily gaslit) counselor program group pair? i feel like eridan and kanaya are hot contenders here

ooo ok this is so good- apologies for the ever loving hell that you are about to see but i sought assistance from my dear dear pale friend @marv3l-drag0ns !!!!!!!! MUAH PLATONICALLLY <> ILY they were a huge help in putting this together

BOY DO I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ON THIS, THIS WAS EXTREMELY FUN :D

so let’s begin: my immediate instinct was kanaya and tavros are the most easily gaslit, or adhere most to given direction (we’re not going to talk about HIM). but then who to pair them with? they are both wet cats that won’t work. we decided that YES kanaya and eridan definitely make sense! but in which role? it may seem obvious but NO! eridan too sick? whiny fussy pitiful sopping kitty he’s just a beanbag full of milk! so we decided barely sick eridan, otherwise he’d be throwing a fit. instead he’s referring to his Superior Genes! and kanaya is. strugglin. but fuck man here we are 🤷‍♂️

But we’re not done yet!

the next we considered was karkat and terezi!! especially aided through the lens of karkat’s old crush on terezi; he’s too whipped and in denial to deny a girl a hand!

this led to possibly the funniest thing ever: THE INNER KANKRI THAT EVERYONE HAS AND HE SITS ON YOUR SHOULDER AND REMINDS YOU TO BE DECENT AND LEAVE ROOM FOR KANKRI

for the bigger drawings i capped it off with a good ol favorite of mine; erifef. why did i like them? man idek anymore but it worked really well with the idea of eridan being the sicker one, but being ok such thin ice over his constant whining that he just has to go along with it we just though it was funny hehe. it can be viewed through any lens! snippy or non, s’all good here! it’s all canon.

what is he was sick and he couldn’t whine 🥺 what is he was sick and he wasn’t allowed even a snivle about it 🥺 not a snort 🥺 or a sob 🥺 he’s so pathetic !!!! besides, he can’t be out paced by some fuckin kids!!!! HES A GROWN ADULT 16-18 Y/O CAMP COUNSELOR GODDAMNIT!!

MARVEL: “Feferi: ah yes your sickness you have a functioning immune system and are the most dramatic guy on planet earth (only one of those statements is true)” which statement? :) yeah

she doesn’t believe him anymore <333

Ok and that is it for full line art doodles, but!!! i couldn’t resist drawing some more pairs we pondered

ERIDAN AND KARKAT: omfg so good!! but they would 100% either both be tooooo sick and dead, or they would both be mostly fine

VRISKA AND TAVROS: no. and you know why we’re not doing this one :,( we all instantly knew this one would be here but we are choosing to ignore it im favor of…

TAVROS AND KARKAT: Marvel proposed it and it was very interesting!! i think similar to eridan and karkat, where they’re both dead or both barely sick. no i’m between. aggressive yet positive motivation (?) for the win!!! they further proposed that karkat “eats dirt for a living and doesn’t get sick very often”

Overall this was really fun to put together and answer, and i had a blast getting to colab with a mutual along the way :3 so thank you anon and thank you marvel!! this does bring me to something i’ve been meaning to say,,.,,,

@marv3l-drag0ns ,,? we’ve been friends forever, you know my dogs middle name, we complete each other in a way no one else can! you stop me from eating bones i find on the road, and i stop you from ascending to godtier to avoid going to exams…,…

would you be my

Moirail? <>

anyways! that’s all for now <3 this was so fun :) please send in more asks/ requests like this if you ever think of any more! i definitely feel for the camp counselor piece cause that was me earlier this summer PFF and all the counselors got sick and passed something around (but hey! it was an excuse to sit away from 7 y/olds for a few minutes while i got tea for my sore throat)

[lefthandedhotch]

hiiiiii linnnn🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 i luv uuuuuu so muchhh🥰🥰🥰 it's been a lil bit since ive sent you an ask 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 so im back!!!!!! with such a silly college!hotch ask inspired by this tweet i saw🤭🤭🤭 and also this CUUUUUTE piece from @ddejavvu <33333 just thinking about college!hotch <333 he's soooooo sweet and silly and a lil bit smug i luv him sm🤭🤭🤭🤭💞💞💞

you're at a frat party, having already had a couple of drinks when you find a cat!!!!! he's a cute furry little guy, swiping at a balled up paper towel by the stairs🥰🐈‍⬛ you're a bit tipsy when you coo and scoop him up, so the little bit of alcohol in your system is shielding you from his little claws as he tries to wiggle away akdmskdkkskf but after some pets and kisses and sweet words, he seems to understand you're no threat and settles in your arms enjoying the love you're giving him, both of you getting very comfortable on the hard stairs of this sticky, musty and loud frat house🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰 you're lost in dishing out kisses and murmurs to the kitty cat you've found that you dont realize someone's trying to get your attention until the cat starts to wiggle away towards his owner☹️☹️☹️ a very handsome guy with floppy black hair and a very smug grin on his lips as the cat brushes up against his leg🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 you frown (ignoring all the butterflies you're getting from his smug grin🥰🤭🙄) at him as he says "sorry, i didnt mean to interupt, just wanted to make sure he was alright🤭" you sigh and tell him that he was Very alright and so were you until he came over to claim his cat back🙄🤚 he snorts as he scoops up the furry guy and scoots next to you on the steps and offers you access to petting the cat again <3 normally, if some random guy you didnt know stuck himself next to you, sort of trapping you between himself and the wall, you'd get out as fast as you could, but with this guy (who tells you his name is aaron, you tell him it's a nice name, making him blush🤭) you dont get any outright reasons to not trust him so you of courseeeee pet his cat to your heart's content and soak up all of the purrs he's giving off <333 you and aaron chat a little bit and talk about uni stuff professors you two have in common and the cat of course <3 he tells you that he found him earlier that year digging around in the frat's trash cans (you're in awe that he's a part of this fraternity because you always imagined frat bros were total jerks and he's very much not hehehehe) and from there, the cat became their unofficial mascot🤭🤭🤭🤭 he definitely uses the cat as a reason to ask you out and you tease "i might take back what i said about frat guys, i cant believe you're using this cat as a wingman😔💔" you two get a good chuckle out of that and aaron's wingman runs off at the sight of a slice of pepproni falling to the floor (aaron grumbles "he acts as if we never feed him🙄🤔" and when you laugh, he looks soooooo proud of himself, silly smug grin on his lips again🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞🤭🤭🤭) a couple desperately trying to find an unoccupied room squishes past you and aaron up the stairs and when he leans over to let them by, he's pressed soooooo close to you and it makes your heart all fluttery and crazy and the alcohol you drank earlier spurs you on to lean up and kiss him💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 he pulls away and makes a silly stupid comment about giving his cat an extra serving of food tomorrow before you two kiss and kiss and kiss again <333333 EEK college!hotch and his wingman kitty🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

hehehehehe hiiiiiiiiiiiiii jess-jess 🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞🥹🥹🥹✨✨✨💗💗💗💗💗 i luv YOU! sooooooo much!!!!!! hehehe welcome baaaaaaaack 🥰 i’ve missed my jess thoughts and cutie aaron asks sm!!!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

you were most definitely Not looking forward to this silly frat party that your friend was dragging you to because the person she has a crush on was supposed to be there but as soon as you see the cute lil kitty slinking his way around the party you’re soooooo happy to be there 🥰🥰🥰😌😌😌😌 hehehe AND even though you’re Irritated that your new little friend was so rudely stolen away from you, the very handsome arms leading up to a handsome torso with a VERY handsome head attached makes your heart pitter patter like crazy and makes you even happier to be there too 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ aaron was Very Very irritated to learn that his frat brothers were throwing a party because he has some big papers to be working on for his difficult law classes but once they got a couple of beers into him he was all loosey goosey and ready to Partayyyyyyyy! hehehehehe he notices you pretty early on into the night when he’s playing beer pong and spots you across the dirty sticky living room 🤭 but after he’s done with the game he looks around and he can’t find you :((((( and he’s really worried you left before he could even talk to you :((((( and he can’t find his cat either 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 but!!!!! then he finds you both Together!!!!!!!! and seeing you press sooooooo many kissies to his lil kitty’s head and coo some sweet words to him makes aaron’s heart get all skippy and stuttery in a way he’s never felt before 🥺 and after some silly sweet (tipsyyyyyyy) flirting when you lean up and press a sweet soft lil kiss to his lips he literally can’t stop grinning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially when he hears your cute laugh when he jokes about the cat getting an extra treat for being the very best wingman ever and then he gets giggly extra kiss kiss kisses from you too 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 when your friend comes to find you so you guys can head home, you and aaron are soooooo sad to see each other go :( you can’t help but feel like you guys have such a connection already :( but!!!!! before you can slip away from him, aaron somehow produces a pen out of thin air and you write your number (and a lil heart hehehe) on the back of his hand so tomorrow when hes more sober and thinking about you, he has your number so he can call you!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 and sure enough when your phone rings the next day you can’t help but squeal thinking about talking to him and his cute face and his cute kitty again 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🤧🤧🤧🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞💞🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Okay, Ari, I NEED TO VENT.

I am just OBSESSED with the vision of Suguru growing old, and maybe, if he wants to, having kids, like UGH how cute is that?

And he would look SO GOOD TOO.

Definitely one to grey late (not that it matters that much, but still, that's my vision).

AND JUST UGH he'd be so loving towards everyone – his partner, his friends, his children (the girls and any other if he has any), dogs, cats, birds, whatever

Now I'm just going to go into a little corner and cry.

REAL ASF OF U ANON ‼️‼️‼️‼️ i think abt this all the time too……. sugu w gray hair is just 😵‍💫😵‍💫 JUST……. sooooooo attractive it hurts. ohhh he would be such a silver fox…… i’m obsessed

AND OFCCC HE WOULD BE SO LOVING AND CARING <3333 i think he mellows out and matures so much with age …. his devotion turns into something so soft and grounding. 🥺🥺 i need him so bad he would be the BEST husband i won’t take any criticism….. personally i don’t rlly see him having any biological kids BUTTT HE WOULD TOTALLY ADOPT NANAMIMI and a bunch of kitties :333 maybe a dog too …… and ofc he would just be the sweetest papa ever!!! T—T he rlly is just. so full of love. i think he becomes so much more open with it as he ages and it flows out so naturally. he’s a lover he’s a father he’s the only man ever <33

[andforlovessake]

✿ My Creepypasta Headcannons List Pt. 1 ✿

A/N: Mentions of medical conditions, self-harm, manipulation, and drinking.

Original: Jeffrey Woods/Hodek/Mason

My Version: Kai Roman Hodek

Younger brother to Andrew, Jeff calls him Drew for short.

Drives a beat-up truck that his dad gave him when he got his license.

Metalhead.

Enjoys collecting knives.

Has very prominent, blue sanpaku eyes.

Around 6'0; about the same height as his brother.

Asocial, leaning more on the quiet side (particularly when he was in high school).

Observant (has a staring problem, lol), but helpful when there are bad people around.

Bit of an asshole.

Doesn't have noticeable facial scars, but has scars on other parts of body.

Super good at swimming and athletic things, but didn't play sports in high school because he thought it was a waste of time.

Not pale because of bleach, just natural skintone.

Anger issues, and is really bad at confessing his feelings.

But speaks him mind in ways that are insensitive to others.

And when he genuinely cares about someone, he would do whatever it takes to protect them.

Has a deep, gravely voice that is a bit husky (kinda like David Near's interpretation or BadHabitASMR on YT).

Has many piercings (industrial on left ear, various rings on helix, septum, gauges eyebrow, and snake bites).

Wears lots of rings and paints his nails black.

Has a tattoo on his upper arm (maybe an intricate skull or patchwork tattoos).

Wears hoodies, pull-overs, overall, sweaters, sweatpants, baggy jeans, and combat boots.

Has a Siberian Husky named Axel <33.

Overt manipulator :(

Original: Eyeless Jack

My Version: Daniel Isaac Washington <3

Is Black and wears locs with hair accessories, twists, and fros.

Intelligent, perceptive (knows Kai likes Whitney), and sweet.

Cambion (half demon, half human).

Has a deeper, sultry voice.

Loves reading in his free time, and his favorite aesthetic is dark academia (thus he dresses this way).

Is cognizant of his demonic side and tries to feed on animals instead of humans, but sometimes it falls through and he feels guilty.

Has gauges.

Is not blind, just has blacked-out eyes.

Sometimes wears glasses.

Def listens to Tool and A Perfect Circle. Will indulge Jeff in his heavier music, but prefers classic and avant-garde and prog rock.

Named local stray cat that he cares for 'Kobe'. He is Black kitty :3.

Friends with Kai.

Can sometimes over-analyze people and make them feel negatively about themselves without meaning to do so. Like, he would overuse logic in situations that also require emotions. He is trying to work on it!!!

Covert manipulator :/

Original Character: Liu Woods/Hodek/Mason

My Version: Andrew (Drew) Finn Hodek

Jeff's older brother.

Has similar features to Jeff but has short, brown hair and prominent green eyes.

Has a white kitty :)

Mellow and chill.

Tends to see the bright side in things, which can get him in trouble at times.

Really likes hiking and anything outdoors.

Has to get his crazy ass brother together sometimes.

Enjoys Indie Rock.

Does not have facial or bodily scars.

Closer to their parents. They were not abusive physically, but were emotionally absent, leading to Kai demonstrating the same behaviors. Drew more often got along with his parents whereas Kai was always pegged as the "bad kid." Therefore, it has caused a bit of a rift between them.

Has a hard time understanding his brother's emotions, but mostly because Kai has a hard time letting him in.

Overall, Kai views Drew as being too passive and Drew views Kai as being too judgmental.

Original Character: Sally Williams

My Version: Sallie Ann Noel

She's so cuteee <333

A little Black girl, 8-10 years old.

Wears her natural hair, such as afro puffs :))))

Isn't a ghost.

Sweet and cute.

Views Whitney as an older sister, calls her Winnie :)

Really likes playing with Axel.

Has lots of plushies, but her favorite is her bunny.

Needs glasses but only wears them sometimes (Whitney has to remind her to wear them).

Is precious and must be protected at all costs.

Enjoys listening to genres of music.

Has a small ginger cat :)

Super accepting of everyone and is non-judgmental.

Is willing to do things for others, but sometimes hurts others in the process such as stealing or destroying things to give to others.

You just gotta sit down with her and tell her that you can't just pull flowers out of the neighbors yard just because she'd think they'd look pretty in your hair :')

Original Character and My Version: Tobias Erin Rodgers

Has Congenital Insensitivity to Pain and Anhydrosis (CIPA). Due to this, he also has dermatillomania/excoriation (skin-picking) which often leads to him bleeding. He does this ALOT when he is immensely stressed out.

Side Note: Because he doesn't feel pain, he has hella piercings, like about the same amount if not more than Kai. Likewise, he would try to freak his friends out by pulling on them, but one time he pulled too hard and his skin came with it. Thankfully, he hasn't done it since.

Normally quiet and inward, though if provoked his anger becomes more outwardly visible. He is better able to keep it under control versus Kai, but will still lash out if messed with.

Moreover, Kai will bother him to get a reaction, leading him to dislike Kai.

Tries to mask his tics, causing them to sound strained in his voice and body. They are more pronounced when he is feeling intense emotions such as anger or anxiety.

His mother is alive but he cannot bring himself to visit her. He still feels somewhat guilty for what he did to his "father".

Hides many of his insecurities by pushing others away.

Used to be sympathetic to others but became jaded overtime. It takes a longer time to form a friendship with him.

But, once he warms up to someone, he will also be super loyal to them. Moreover, physical touch would be his platonic and intimate language!! This mf will SMOTHER YOU.

He just really needs a hug, he's touch-starved :'(

Original Character: Ben Drowned

My Version: Benjamin (Ben) Evan Hope

Loves Smashing Pumpkins and shoegaze in general.

Can be a brat and complains when he doesn't get what he wants.

Enjoys dancing and is really good at it.

Stoner.

Friends with mostly everyone, but is close with very few people that really know him.

Has extreme anxiety but masks it with humor.

Chill and relaxed (but low-key likes to watch drama play out). But, if things get too heated, he'll step in as a voice of reason (usually between Ben and Toby since he is friends with both of them).

Homebody, but will go out to parties occasionally.

And when he does, he is the LIFE of the party, which can turn into him having the worst hangover the next day because he indulged too much :(

Sometimes, he appears to not take things seriously, but in reality he has a hard time facing the stressful thing that is happening.

Original Character and My Version: Clockwork/Natalie (Nat) Rachel Outlette

Is SUPER hard to warm up to at first.

She tends to be like Kai and say things that are on her mind that can be insensitive, but she really doesn't care how others take it.

She jokes in a way that comes off as rude, but once you warm up to her and become friends, she'll literally be like a guard dog.

For example, she is closer to Toby and will fight Kai for bothering him, but Toby usually tries to stop her because. he doesn't want her involved.

She's just super loyal but can also be territorial to new people.

It's something that she knows she does, but she kinda is okay with it since it can drive bad people away (but then it is hard for her to make friends).

Is a natural leader and is really good at organizing things or handling intense conflict (outside of fighting).

Is the first one to calm people down and make them think clearly.

I will make a part 2 eventually and I have faceclaims for mostly all my characters, just still figuring them out :)

[flygonee]

introduction!!

umm.. hello! my name is honey, i am a bug/dragon type trainer (but i do have other types of pokemon) and my goal is to catch all bug and dragon type pokemon!!!! (ง'̀-'́)ง

i am nonbinary, a minor (not saying age for privacy reasons), and i go by they/them!

i travel alllll around the world.. i love to see all the beautiful pokemon!! as of right now i’m exploring paldea :D

my bestie is fay, he’s actually the one who convinced me to make this account hehe…. whenever i remember his @ i’ll link it here ^_^

this account will just be for me talking about my journeys.. pokemon i catch…. yada yada all of that stuff

if you wanna talk to me pls shoot the dm first.. i get a bit nervous when speaking to people i don’t know (●´⌓`●)

i use way too many emoticons, and i say hehe and lol a lot.. sorry if that annoys you :(

my favourite animal of all time is cats!!! aghhh just sooo cuteeeeee :333 (so i have lots and lots of cat pokemon :p)

tbh it’s easier for me to act more energetic while typing than irl.. so that’s why if you meet me irl i’m a bit nervous, but on here i’m way different :0

now it’s time for my team! >:3

FLYGON ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

they are my first ever pokemon, they just wandered into kanto and i caught them after choosing my starter! my best friend!! they are really close to me and protect me like their life depends on it lolol

such a sweetheart.. very clingy too! and they are kind of tired all the time hehe!! they have a good sense of humour and feel like the one out of all my pokemon who really gets me

not to say the rest don’t,, flygon has just known me for way longer!! i even use my z-ring on them.. and besides they’re my main pokemon for a reason

MEOWSCARADA ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

he’s a sweetheart! so nice to everyone else and he LOVES attention, he begs for it all the time (he reminds me of my old ragdoll cat hehe)

he is the pokemon i tried to get the most (and got the easiest) when traveling over to paldea, cause i love cats! and grass types are like my 3rd fave type (bug and dragon 🔛🔝 though ofc ofc)

he’s really strong for a meowscarada idk why.. i did train him a lot though lol!! he loves to fight, very active kitty

ESPEON ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

she’s a bit more independent than my other pokemon, and only really is affectionate towards me.. but when she wants attention she’s really clingy!! she just sits on my lap while i do work or something

overall she isn’t that hard to manage compared to my other pokemon (especially my pidgey i caught back in kanto.. he’s so hard to deal with ಥ‿ಥ)

she’s also a shiny?? forgot to mention earlier but it’s pretty cool imo.. :0

RAICHU ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

now it’s time for her!! little buddy,, i love her so much, she’s so sweet!!

for some reason she always wants me to make her waffles, maybe she just has an addiction to them cause of how often i eat them hehe…. (and maybe i slip her a bit too many waffles a bit too often..)

she was actually the starter i picked in kanto, then she evolved into a raichu.. we traveled to alola….. you get the rest

she’s insanely clingy just like flygon.. probably cuz i’ve had her for so long? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SCIZOR ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

MY SCIZOR!!! really tough gal, although.. truthfully? not on the inside, physically very tough though!! she’s a really strong pokemon

she doesn’t often show it, but she’s quite the softie! she only really shows that side to me though, remaining tough to the others.. because of this she seems to be an idol for my younger pokemon, so not too bad

MILOTIC ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

such a beautiful pokemon, i always loved him even during his pre-evolution. i don’t get the hate,, feebas isn’t ugly guys!! >:(

my house is right next to a huge lake, so i just keep him there and he seems happy with it

he always manages to calm me down,, something about sending energy? well whatever it is he’s a great listener! he always encourages me to vent to him hehe

NOW FOR THE BONUS POKEMON!! cuz why not,, the pokemon below are just the ones not on my team! just some of the pokemon i’ve caught (not all of them cuz i’m lazy)

PIDGEY ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

he is such a hyper bird!! i don’t get how so much energy is stored in such a little guy (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

raichu was the first pokemon i had ever, and pidgey was the second!

out of all my pokemon he’s the hardest to take care of.. he’s a handful for sure :p

he’s very small for a pidgey actually! he’s the size of my hand, and kind of just likes to sit on my shoulder, or fly with me on my morning walk!! he doesn’t eat much cuz of that

he usually sleeps in my collection of plushies,, it’s really cute! ˶ᵔᗜᵔ˶

GOODRA ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

she is so silly, very good cuddle buddy tbh.. she gives the best hugs

she’s so motherly and friendly towards everyone, especially my other pokemon

love her <3

if i had to describe her in one word, it’d be motherly

not much to say she’s just really kind (but oh my arceus is she so cool when fighting.. fay agrees!)

CUTIEFLY ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

a wild cutiefly i found on one of the paths in paldea, make sure to contact me if they’re yours!! for now i’ll keep them safe ^^

DRAGONITE ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

silly guy! forgot to add him to this post actually.. he’s very close to me much like flygon, but he acts a bit more overprotective over me o_o

he’s very clingy,, literally too! he clings onto me a lot

not much to say he’s just very friendly

MIMIKYU ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

one day i was having my morning walk, and felt as if i was being watched.. only to see this little fella following me all the way home!

ever since then they’ve been apart of my team, and i have been happier cuz of it! :3

they’re more independent than the rest much like espeon, except a little less affectionate. i don’t mind though! everyone expresses their love differently, and i don’t need a cuddle session from either of them to know they love me

sometimes mimikyu makes me little gifts like gloves or just any clothes and i always think it’s so cute

DEWPIDER ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅

a dewpider given to me through a pelipper mail, the very same one with that.. strange beast ball o.o

umm for now i don’t know where to put this little guy on my team. soooo…. kept at home for now! ^_^"

ok uhh.. that’s all, i hope you like me!!

-

now it’s time for the ooc info

hai! my name is stitch, i go by she/her and this blog is kind of just for me to pretend i’m in the pokemon world cause.. why wouldn’t i want to LMAO

my main blog is @stitchthelilo so my main content is there

i have a bad sense of humour so beware and i do use a lot of emoticons which is why honey does

ooc mark will be // and the hashtag #ooc

pelipper/musharna/any kind of mail, sapient pokemon, and magic anons are on!

[windsorskyline]

Sanrio characters: Hello Kitty is a sweet and cute cat who loves to play all day with her friends in a flower field!! she weighs the same amount as 3 apples :333

San-x characters: Kogepan is a terribly depressed piece of bread who was burnt in a horrific bakery accident. he has a drinking problem and spends his days roaming the bakery trying to find a purpose in life.

[chryzuree]

you fell right into my trap >:3 luring you with the kitty asks was my plan all along… hehe… (tabby, calico, black cat, white cat, tortoiseshell, and siamese for chryzure and/or chrysijacks, whatever you’re in the mood for!!!)

answering for chryzure !!!!!

Tabby: Is your f/o snuggly? Are you? If so, what are your favourite ways to cuddle?

azure is cuddly for chrysi and chrysi alone <333 both of them are!!! anytime azure walks in, he makes a beeline for chrysi and falls into her arms. she does the same. alllllll ways to cuddle are their favs, but chrysi esp likes when she can sit on azure’s lap and curling up against him.. hiding her face in his shoulder… azure’s ver of this is holding chrysi and burying his face in her neck!

Calico:Do you consider yourself lucky that you met your f/o? Do they consider themselves lucky that they met you? Why?

azure’s conflicted… he feels sosososo lucky he met chrysi, but feels so unlucky that he cursed her forever. but chrysi doesn’t mind!! she’s so lucky she met azure and that she can keep falling in love w him!!! they’re kissing abt it!!! despite, you know, the anguish and all.

Black Cat: Do either of you like haunted houses? Or does either of you get spooked? If so, how do you comfort your f/o / your f/o comfort you?

chrysi looooves haunted houses. they live in a haunted house!! (azure poking his head aroudn the corner like WHAT). they don’t rlly get scared, more annoyed w the ghosts. but tbh? their cats might be causing the ruckus at night. the ghost’s pretty chill.

White Cat: Are your f/o’s eyes particularly striking to you? In what way? Do they find themselves captivated by yours, in turn?

YESSSSS, azure’s eyes are always so soft nd warm and chrysi can never look away from them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and azure always loves how much chrysi can say w jst her eyes.. he loves the sparkle of them.. he loves everything abt her!!

Tortoiseshell: Who has the worse temper? Can you get snippy with each other?

oh. hmmmmm. HMM. HONESTLY? PROBABLY AZURE. he gets irritated w p much everyone that’s not his best friend, chrysi, or his grandfather figure. chrysi and azure only get snippy w each other when the other is putting themselves in danger. OR whenever azure’s telling chrysi to stay out of trouble, like ummm. well!! she won’t!

Siamese: Who is chattier/louder, you or your f/o?

CHRYSI ISSSSSS. chatty 24/7 and azure’s watching her w heart eyes!!! lots of the time, ppl don’t even notice azure until he speaks up abt three hours into being in the same room w him.

[starjxsung]

STAR!!! LOML!!! 💖🌟💕 I AM SORRY IT HAS TAKEN ME SO LONG TO RESPOND!!! ahhh work sounds so ahhhhh *hugs* I hope you're able to find the time you need to get the rest you need <333 sending infinite warm hugs and snacks <333 AND YAYYYYY IM SO HAPPY UR ABLE TO GET INTO DOING WHAT YOU LOVE AGAIN (writing) the Bang Chan fic was AHHHHH SO GOOD!??!?! I could just feel your love and passion for writing as I was reading🥺 and I am glad your kitty is doing well too 😻and that things are feeling better and more back to normal (we love being surrounded by our kpop things and our people who care about us <333) I am working at the speech arts academy still!! (ya girl got a pay raiseee) WEH i hope to get my first tattoo(s?) in november? when the sun isnt out and i wont fry them LOL i will send photos when I do get em hehehehe life update: south africa guy and I are still vibin 😎 been seeing lots of friends i leave for a family trip to norway, denmark, and sweden in 14 days (first time in europe!) i hate uni course registration and the admin are so unhelpful. i am so done.

anyways, LIFE UPDATE!??!? I WANNA HEAR HOW YOURE DOING!!! xoxo 🌱

MY ANGEL BABY SUNSHINEEEEEE LIL SPROUT 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶👼🤞

RAHHHH work has been insane oh my GODDDDD my boss has been really supportive but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t just sleep all day after bc in been so mentally and physically exhausted and it’s ruining my sleep schedule 😭 IT’S OK THO Lolla soon and Ateez so I have to keep going 🤞

I’M SO GLAD YOU LOVED CHANNIE FIC I LOV UUUUUU also congrats on the PAY RAISE????? THATS SO EXCITING HELLO ????? Yes pls send pics of first tattoo AHHHH I’m so excited I remember my first tattoo like it was yesterday (I’m so fucking old you guys) also my dad finally saw the skz tattoo I’ve been hiding from him for a year and he didn’t really care so I’m gonna book my next few tattoos soon LMFAOOOFKFKDKD I see opportunity and I take it 🫶

EUROPE???? GASSPPPPPPPP SHE’S SO INTERNATIONAL YOU GUYS…… have the best time and take SO many pictures for me !!!!! I can’t wait to hear all about it !!!!!!!!!!! Also keep me posted on South Africa guy *wink wink* we love him on this blog

Also uni registration my fucking OPP….. the counselors being so unhelpful really just the icing on the cake huh. Like what is your job if not to HELP STUDENTS……

ANYWAYS I’m doing so good I have so many concerts coming up but also SO much work to get done before then so it’s fr crunch time over here 🏋️‍♀️ I’m also alone at my apartment bc my sister’s staying with my parents for a bit and it’s so much fun omg when I first moved in I had the place to myself for a bit and I just love being alone the older I get. Being alone and napping w my cat my beloved ‼️‼️ unmatched

HAVE THE BEST FUCKING TRIP EVERRRRRRR I CANT WAIT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT I love you so much my sprout take good care of yourself !!!!! 💝💖🩷💘💓💫🫶

[chenyann]

Fur soft as snow

Riddle rosehearts,Leona kingscholar, Azul ashengrotto,kalim al-asim, vil schoenheit,idia shroud and malleus draconia

Did you ever hear the rumor of the cat of nrc?, They say that a person turned into a cat long ago and seeked shelter in the school of NRC and that the cat only chose people they trust to care for them if you care for them enough the cat will give good fortune so hope the cat chooses you and listen out for the cats meowing.

cw: gn!reader, crack & fluff, maybe ooc idia,vil and malleus?, sfw, unedited.

Stay tuned for the next rumor...

Riddle

Was just doing whatever tyrants do then boom the Adeuce Duo busts in

Not happy when he heard his ramshackle prefect is a cat now

eyebrows furrowed.

About to collar them 

But you just jump down from the heaven's.

Omg you're so cute!!!!....wait…

Looks for a cure cuz like how tf he gonna confess to a cat😿

Oh…..crewel is making one?

I'll help!

Oh..I just need to look after them?

….ok..

Would take you to class with him<33

Forces you participate 🤧

But you get rubs when you are right so you don't mind \(˵•ヘ•˵)/

When you meow at him he just melts<3

Collars anyone if they dare touch you or pick you up when you don't want them to💙💙

Carries you in his bag

 He feed you GOOD like the rich ppl food GOOD😋

Buys you a comfy cat bed

But you don't use it,riddle is more comfy

You cuddling riddle:(￣ω￣ )

Riddle watching you:(・・ ) ?

He wouldn't want to wake you up but he has homework 

Gets up and sets you aside

Sike you clawed on his 1000$ jacket

Panics 

Fr almost flinged you into next week💀

Apologizes Let's you sleep on his lap💙💙

You protect him from floyd

Almost…ALMOST took Floyd's eyes out 

Got caught cuddling with you💀💀

Denys it💀💀

A little sad kitty y/n will be gone

But happy you can speak now

Unconsciously pats you sometimes '' Huh? I was a good owner?? Ofc rule 129300289 says to help a friend in need''

…….??.....

"No I wouldn't just hand you off, nobody will take care of you properly"

Leona

Was just sleeping in the botanical garden 

He didn't expect a cat to be happily running towards him

You just plopped down on his lap looking up at him

Did you want something????

When he heard you meow he was like what do ya want????

Then Jack came in talking about how he found you

He was like?????

Then it hits him

His herbivore was a cat now 

How tf did you turn to a cat 💀💀💀

Jack's like 🧍"just stay with them real quick"

Leaves you there 

Leona didn't care 

It's maybe better this way lol

You just lay in his lap all day

Leona would just dump you on ruggie 

Ruggie takes cares of your needs

Ruggie is a real one

Carries you on his shoulders

If he does go to class he would set you on the table

Perhaps make you go to another class and hiss at malleus😭

If you do fight with anyone he would hype you up

"Wow y'all fr lost to a cat"

Jskssjakwb he would maybe do the simba thing out of spite💀💀

Yall would just sleep

Makes ruggie get your food 

Won't buy a cat bed 

Y'all can just share his bed like????

If you're fluffy good luck

Cause he gonna use you as a pillow

Cuddles you<333

Pushes of the bed if you hiss at him

If you purr he will just stare at you

And makes a snarky comment 

Would demand you to come over to him

He wants to pet you (・_・)

*grabs you as if you're a 1000 dollar phone on sale for a dollar*

If you brought him something from your 'hunt' he will be proud 

Lowkey liked kitty Mc better cause they couldn't talk💀💀

Azul

When he heard his lounge getting destroyed he wasn't happy.

That was until he heard Floyd yell shrimpy.

Oh,...it's yn! He is less mad now lol

He walks out of his office and sees Floyd chasing….A cat….?

Jade just came holding you by the scruff.

Man's was out here speaking in a whole new language 💀

"Oh Azul, can you take care of the prefect?"

"What….? Um sure But where are they?"

Suddenly you latch on him

Lowkey he was like aww…

Jade ruined the moment 😒😒

"Why that's the prefect"

He's just standing there like🧍????

Don't worry he just had to update and reboot y/nnie

While he just reboots jade leaves dragging an upset floyd

You should thank jade when you go back to normal y/nnie♡♡

Would let you sit on his lap in class and while he works in his office<3333

If you rub against his leg for attention he would try to resist 

And he fails 💀💀

Would be a jealous if you rub against everyone else

And God forbid you rub against the Leech twins

If yall are chilling on the couch in the vip room and he needs to work just meow 

He would stay put asking in you want something 

Buys you a fancy cat tree for you to play on<3

Carries you in a bag💚💚

If he bathes you and you like the water he would buy you a kiddy pool

If you do that paw thing on the couch he would turn to you so fast and explains how expensive it is

you just sit there, blinking up at him with your tail curled around you. 

Loves it when you purr

Would coo at you behind closed doors <333

Will take it to his grave that he didn't coo at you and think you were so cute😔

"Me? Prefect, you think I  would say such silly things???"

…..?.....^^;

"I didn't call you cute during your stay!,I called you intriguing."

(Don't listen to him y/n  he's lying)

Kalim

Was just skipping in the courtyard then he spots a super Uber cute kitty witty meow meow🤩

You just start sprinting towards him meowing and he picks you up and spins you 

Jamil is like:( •̀ - •́ )”💢

"Jamil can we keep it!"

"No."

Suddenly you rub against jamil's leg

"….fine but you gotta take care of it"

Deuce just comes walking by "oh hey you found y/n can you take care of them real quick!" 

Runs off🏃‍♀️

Kalim is even more hyped while Jamil is just there staring at your beady eyes

Jamil rn:( •̀ - •́ ) I'm gonna kill you.

He picks you up and spins you around whenever you run up to him in the halls💜💜💜

Carries you on his shoulders or like a baby<33

He would pet you in class and set you on the table♡

He would buy you the rich ppl cat food 

Also tries to give you manakeesh,Asida/ Aseeda and Martabak.

Failed all those times🥲

Buys you all you ever want

A giant cat tree

A cat bed for every room

A cat pool

A scratch post in every hall

EVERYTHING YOU WANT YOU GET

But every good thing comes to a end soonest or later

Kalim will miss kitty y/n 

Sulks about it all day😪

Jamil is the one who brings you back to the alchemy room since kalim didn't want to do it…

"Y/n!!!!!"

Pounces on you

He would go back to normal after like 10 minutes💀💀

Happy to see you again

"Huh…? Why did I gave you so much stuff?? Cause you needed it!"

…????.....?

"You didn't need it?....Well i wanted to make sure you got everything you needed and had fun as a cat!!"

Vil

Was just talking to Rook about…..? Idk whatever pretty tyrants talk about.

And epel comes running past them

Vils like(•`ࡇ•)💢 "stop running baby potato you will ruin your-"

Gets cut off by your latching on him meowing 

Ew…..get tf off me

"Y/n!? Get off vil!!!"😠

Y/n???

Wait……*grinch smiles*

"Epel, why were you running?"🤨🤨

Y/n got turned into a cat while helping me for a alchemy test and i have one to look after them while i-"

"They will be in my care you just tell crewel to make a cure"

Epel fr trying to act sad about you not being in his care💀💀💀

Epel was so happy to hear that he didn't need to deal with you but pity's you cause now you are in vils care 💀

he prays for you y/nnie

Takes you inside and dresses you up<33

Has Rook Carry you around 

God forbid you touch the floor and ground 

Doesn't want to get dirt in you or your clothes 

Pampered 💚

That's all

you're just so Pampered!!!

Puts you on a diet 😭😭😭

Give you premium fish 

Gives you wittle cat shoes so if you do go outside you can be clean<33

If he takes you to class he will review it with you 

Gives you the best head pats💛

Spa day!!!!!

Got you a rich ppl cat bed

You will not get a cat tree 

You would beg for treats and he would deny your meows

10 minutes later he gives you a treat for being 'good'….you were just sitting there

When you get back to normal vil doesn't care 

Psst he would care y/nnie he is a lair💛💛

…….!.....

"Hm? Oh dear spudling no need to thank me I was only getting you to your maximum level of beauty"

Idia

Good luck 💀💀

Was just coming back to the room of mirrors after picking up his new manga 'John's crazy quest' and he hears a meow

He spots you curled up perhaps cold 

He was gonna leave you there until you snuggled up to him…

He picks you up and you immediately snuggle his hair<333

"Yep you're mine now"

He goes to his room and sets you down on the bed

"What's that you got there nii Chan?"

"Oh its a cat it seemed cold so I let it in here with me"

"I'll run some vitals to see if it's sick"

He runs a vital check on you

"Oh y/n!"

Idia is over here rebooting

Y/n!?

"Nii chan this cat is y/n"

Shuts down(x_x)°°○°○

He gets a bit uneasy but he manages 

He would let you sit on his lap as he plays his games 🧡🧡🧡

Tells his online friends about you <3

He Carries you in his hoodies pocket

Lowkey those nightly snack runs are the vibe🤩🤩

He would accidently wake you up from your naps

Cuddles you

Uses you as a pillow somedays

Makes toys for you to play with<3333

If you want idia to sleep just knocked stuff off his and hop on the bed

He would not bathe you don't ask why

Gives you junk food like gummy worms,chips,pizza ect.

You share a bed or you sleep in the drawers 

If you try to hop on the keyboard he would let you until you notice the game is actually paused💀💀

You you don't catch a ribbon he would call you a noob 

When he finds out they got a cure he is sad

He likely forgot that you are even a human

Misses kitty y/n so much

Never faces you again

……?......!.....

"H-huh y/n?? What do you mean I was cute while taking care of you"

…….!....

"You're such a normie y/n"🙄

Malleus

He was just in his daily walk and boom a kitty prancing up to him

Thought you were gonna pass him so he kept walking 

Was surprised when you sat right in front of him and let him pet you 

He would ask if you want to go back with him

You Bob your head yes and he gives you the cutest smile you ever seen🤎🤎🤎

Takes you to the dorm and look, is that sebek??

Why is he running here at 10000mph?

"Human get away from lord malleus I know you would pull something like this!!"

"Sebek stop"

🧍 "yes young master"

"Who are you calling a human?"

"The prefect from ramshackle has now turned into a cat and they are now snuggling with you my lord!"🧍

He puts you in front of his face

"Is this true?"

You Bob your head again

A bit sad that you were the cat since most didn't come to him willingly 

But he is happy it's you at the same time

He will carry you on his shoulder or you walk beside him<33

Feeds you ice-cream and cat food

He will let you sit on his lap in class💜

When he bathes you he uses kiddy shampoo and conditioner

His hands are soft and he is so gentle bathing you

He shows you to his tamagotchi 

Yall go on walks together<333

Buys you premium everything 🤑🤑

Lilia failed 10 catnapping attempts 😔😔

Gives you yarn to play with

He would also let you play with his tie<333

Why have a cat tree just climb on him?????

Reads to you as you nap

Coos at you 24/7

This man adores you so much<3333💜💜

…..!.....

"Child of a man, you were very cute as a cat I do so hope I'll see you like that again"

…(・////・)

"No need to be coy child of a man"

[cognitosclowns]

the gang with like. a S/O with an almost overwhelming amount of pets, that's always covered in fur?? like, not JUST cats and dogs, but anything you can imagine... some are probably illegal???? they have snakes and spiders, mice, fish, a whole ass racoon they found in the dumpster?? managed to get a turtle and sea creatures too. you walk into their house n it's just.. a zoo.

AWEEEEE <3333

SFW THIS IS SO CUTE!! Wrote as X Reader just bc it's easier for my poor little pea brain

Gigi

STARTING WITH HER BC. I HC HER ALSO BEING A COLLECTOR OF ANIMALS. AND I LOVE HER DEARLY.

we see that her right swipe profile she's sitting on a tiger and I just. I'm obsessed with the idea that she has a shit ton of pets that she loves so dearly <33

PLEASE you and her probably ended up becoming friends from swapping animal care tips + design ideas,, and it just,, grew from there. mwa mwa mwa.

MSNDS DW ABOUT OWNING ILLEGAL PETS SO DOES SHE. She 10000% has a crocodile. they're so big and dangerous and absolutely gorgeous.

SHE LOVES PUPPIES SHE LOVES PUPPIES IF YOU HAVE PUPPIES SHES GONNA CRY.

You know how Rafe was like 'oooo you have no tells so mysterious you're hiding so much' NO that goes out the window when she sees a pubby. She is screaming in lowercase and making Scrunchy Hands at it

Usually she's super particular about stuff touching her outfits (they're expensive and she hate having to replace stuff) but. when she sees an animal. no she doesn't care anymore smdnsmd

AAA <3333 you and her strolling through her private aviary,,,, her gifting you a bird to take home <33 probably one of her favorite doves, for the symbolism <333

Reagan

she is. very concerned about the logistics of this,, how do you find the time to take care of them all she could never MSDNSMD

She definitely prefers more,, independent animals? Lizards, cats.

That isn't to say she'll be mean or anything to more affectionate animals, she just isn't as fond of super energetic dogs getting all up-close.

(she does think they're super cute running around <3 from a distance smdnsmd she'll absolutely curl up on the couch and watch your doggies play)

Her face scrunches up when she sees your turtles. hm. unpleasant memories.

<3 when she's stumped on smth, she talks to your fish. The lights are all super dim and soothing, and it's nice to talk to smth that doesn't talk back!!

they're also super nice for when she can't sleep - just going into the basement, sitting on that cozy couch, sprinkling in a bit of food. Cozying up to watch them swim around until she can drift off,,, <333

MAYBE,, even you sitting next to her,, rubbing her hand until she's off <33

JR

not a fan of dogs - Rand sicced one on him when they were younger. 0/10, you might be able to warm him up to the puppies but,, he still gets pretty jumpy around full-grown dogs

Definitely prefers cuddling up with one of your kitties <33333

OH you know this prissy little rich boy is gonna buy you your own zoo. like a PROPER zoo that's solely yours that you can,, visit whenever <3333

yeah it's a little extra but shh gifts are his love language MSNDSMD.

He'll constantly offer to get you new stuff for them, even as you insist 'everything still works perfectly, there's no need to replace it'

HES STUBBORN THO SO YOU'LL GET AT LEAST,, A FEW THINGS GET SWAPPED BEHIND YOUR BACK. It's ok everything works way better now

OH if you have a fish pond that's gonna be his jam. Sitting out there, tossing in feed... feeling them suck on his fingers all stupidly,, <3333

aaa <33 you joining him out there, quietly talking about your days <3 his work clothes a little undone, looking all peaceful and happy <333 gbrbrbrbrbr menfolk SORRY SORRY NEXT PERSON

Brett

Watching Brett interact with a dog is like. reintroducing a rescue animal to its pack MSNDSM

LIKE HE GETS ON THE GROUND AND SCRAMBLES AROUND ON HIS HANDS AN KNEES WITH THEM AND EVERYTHING. HES SO CUTE AND INTO IT. HE LOVES PLAYING WITH ANIMALS.

He isn't afraid of bugs!! or spiders or rats!! He finds all animals so cute. He used to talk to the spiders in his room when he was younger :')

PLEASE <333 he gasps whenever he sees your pets. he will become best friends with all of them before the day is up. You've been betrayed they love him so much now.

problem they all go BATSHIT WHEN HE APPEARS.

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE IN EYELINE THEY KNOW HIS SMELL YOU CAN HEAR EM ZOOMING FROM DOWN THE HALL.

THE HOUSE SOUNDS LIKE A ZOO SERIOUSLY EVERY BEASTIE STARTS SHRIEKING.

HE GETS ABSOLUTELY TACKLED whenever he visits. He's learned to jump outta the way bc otherwise he's gonna get absolutely Stampeded lmao.

GOD the cuddle piles. He will literally just lay on the floor and the animals will flop on top of him. He dissolves into giggles, but that doesn't deter them. Truly the most disney princess ever.

Andre

OH YOU KNOW HE'S RUNNING AROUND LIKE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP

He loves animals he double loves FUNKY animals. Lizards Reptiles Bugs Snakes Weird Fish

HE WAS TOTALLY A DINOSAUR KID. Watches the og Jurassic Park obsessively, that was totally his jam - loves your birdies and lizards <3333

he 1000% will swap cool fact with you >:) he got his bachelors in biology babey!! He's a smart guy and nothing's more fun than talking Science with his baby <3

sigh. yes he makes a Pussy joke when you introduce him to your cats. yes he has that shit-eating grin on his face. yes you love him MSNDMSD

Expect to find him. just. sitting in front of the gecko enclosure staring head on at them.

'we're communicating'

'you aren't communicating shit'

'we're communicating'

MSNDMSND he's chaos and will absolutely help you with chores. He might even collect Samples (nothing harmful, ofc) from em to make New Funky Shit (tm) in his labs - it's great to have fresh options available!!

Myc

He's learned not to question your shenanigans at this point MSNDSMD when he sees you smuggling Test Animals out in tote bags he just grabs a basket and starts grabbing gerbils. Partner in crime babey

ohhhh dogs don't like myc dogs do not like myc nononono

cats too. most mammals seem to have an Aversion to him. They won't outright attack, but they get super pissy. Something about his scent.

it's fine tho bc he isn't a fan of em either - fur, yknow? Doesn't mix well with gooey tentacles

it's the DEAD opposite for your fish - they follow him around and crowd the corners of the tank trying to reach him when he comes over. He absolutely messes with them a little, moving from side-to-side of the tank and watching them scramble around.

yes he'll read your pets minds if you pester him enough. They don't think in the same Format as humans - it's more Vibes Based than actual coherent thoughts.

FUCK BUGS FUCK BUGS FUCK BUGS ABSOLUTELY FUCK BUGS

he's gonna scale you like a fucking tree if he sees a spider. he doesn't even care if it's locked up, keep that shit away from him

He's definitely more of a,, lizard-fish-amphibian type of guy!! No fur to stick to his tendrils, low-maintenance, doesn't mistake his tentacles for chewtoys

Glenn

he misses petting dogs

HE LOVES SEEIN EM THOUGH

esp bc he had,, a bunch of different dogs growing up to help with the farm <333 he's got such a southern boy softspot for em

AAA <333 if you mention loving fish. expect his face to go pink

he knows you didnt mean it like that he knows you didnt mean it like that but it doesn't matter it's in his head now and it's never getting out. Doesn't even matter if you're dating his brain is latching onto that so hard

FUCK BUGS PART 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

you'd think smb who was literally in the army wouldn't be afraid of bugs but NOPE HE WILL JUMP OUTTA HIS SKIN IF HE SEES YOUR TARANTULAS

on a similar note. please keep cats away from him they will eat him. like EAT him they will hunt this man for sport i stg MSNDMSD

AAA <333 IF YOU HAVE LIKE,, FARM ANIMALS??? like cows sheep chickens piggies?? HOGS??

the fucking nostalgia knocks him OUT he has been in the city too long. please let him help you with chores, he's missed it so much

Alpha-Beta

hush don't think about the how

He's. actually kinda impressed? quietly tho he has appearances to keep up. You'll see those clever little eyes dancing around the tanks, the

PLEASE you know he'd pretend to be all High and Mighty 'oh animals only love you for your food' but the SECOND you turn your back this silly bastard is gonna be cooing over one of the kitties that are rubbing against his leg.

He's gonna,, a bit hesitant to pet them at first because Oh Fuck It Is So Fragile And I Am So Strong, but after you shove a puppy into his arms. He Is Fine He Is Content.

literally just sit this man with a small animal he will be absolutely entraptured it's delightful

OH I can absolutely see him giving you some extra care tips. Babey he's got the whole internet in his brain he's,, absolutely got some Super Niche Info to improve your pets quality of life.

He's so,, warm and his body hums a bit,,, like the purr of a cat,, it draws them to him.

the first two he's calm, then 5, then 7, then the whole bundle is curled up against him and he looks absolutely Distressed smmdsdnms

AAA <333 this was so cute and soft <33 lmk if you had smth else in mind, and feel free to add more ideas!!