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tyrannuspitch · 3 years ago

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evening all my hot take of the day is that because simon was cutting his hair to be practical/military under the influence of the mage and dr wellbelove, and baz was cutting his hair to be "elegant" and "traditional" (or later elegant and gnc) under the influence of malcolm and fiona, neither of them were actually impacted by the late 2000s/early 2010s Mandatory Sidefringe. agatha, however,

#blah blah blah fiona was punk okay but baz shows marked resistance to it eg making fun of docs. and nicodemus.#he is neither fully shaped by fiona nor by malcolm and that's WHY his rebellion is both too goth to be traditional #and too ambiguously-historical to be punk #he has a goddamn centre parted bob. upsetting all the adult figures in his life in one fell swoop #now AGATHA. agatha is somewhat traditional but she is Also fashion #and the sidefringe was doing double duty as alt and mainstream fashion remember #as long as her hair stays blonde she has plausible deniability #and like she's secretly edgy remember? she 'fancies' local goth boy and shoplifts and probably reads twilight #the sidefringe energy radiating from this girl is unparalleled #*parent figures #but the idea of calling them adult FIGURES until they learn to actually act like adults... yeah there's something in that #carry on #baz pitch #agatha wellbelove

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