#he got all my guys im gna throw up and cry

[hiseverywish]

through tears: thank u deekay

[lanamemories]

hLO itsa me nai-io!!!!! (read shrieked in a high voice like mario if he buckled his dungarees too tight around the crotch)...... im sad i missed opening bt i had a pretty busy past 2 days so i didn’t hav any chance at all to b online bc i ws staying at a friends bt. anyway. excited to b here nw regardless of my Fashionably Late entrance. i’m 22 n live in manchester (the u freakin k Bay Bee) n cackle a little too mch like a witch fr supernatural suspicions nt to arise. thts all u rly need to kno. like this or hmu fr plots!! 

p.s. this is her pinterest for those of u tht like tht kind of thing

「 bridget satterlee. cis-female. 」have you seen lana jameson around yet? i hear SHE decided to be in ALPHA NU for their JUNIOR year as a DANCE major. the 21 year old SHEEP is known to be vivacious, alluring, childish and impulsive. ➨ the muse is written by nai. she is 22, in the gmt.

some random aesthetics: a red water pistol topped up with caribbean rum and covered in stickers of cartoon pin up girls, a vinyl record whirring silently because you got too distracted by a stranger’s hands to reach over and flip sides, giant inflatable flamingos floating in the aftermath of a pool party, smudgy lipstick kisses left like an autograph on someone else’s mirror, seventies platforms covered in bowie inspired lightening stripes, fanning the flush in your cheeks with a bright red flamenco fan in the back of a crowded lecture hall, michelangelo reminiscent statures clasping at their stone in suggestive places, bopping stranger’s on the forehead with heart shaped lollipops, a bumper sticker on the back of a convertible cadillac that says ‘SCRAPPY DOO IS A FILTHY SLUT’, lighting a paper lantern and saying “aw, how pretty,” only for the whole party to shriek as it crashes into a children’s tent in the next garden over, a ball point pen that turns a woman naked when you click up the nib, cackling so ferociously that you almost throw up and your ribs ache.

ok im a Lay Zee gorl n dnt wna waste any mre time redoin lana’s intro so im pastin in her old one so i cn hop right to interactions. the only thing i can think tht needs to b added is the stuff abt danny nielsen (an evil npc of mine bc im a sadist) who recently beat up zeke van doren (full name this is Official feel like im writin a journalist article) bc he found out him n lana slept tgether n her n danny were kind of dating if....u can call his idea of romance tht. danny is in custody nw bt its a whole Thing like.... is prob... known around lockwood bc it ws a pretty intense..... thing tht happened n danny ws quite a popular senior

grew up in a big house in albany, NY, bt also spent time all over the place n was in the city a lot

okay so her mum is an old money socialite / three time campaign model way back when n her dad is a big record label mogul. he owns a label called jameson records n they repped a few big rock bands back in the eighties, altho they’re mostly known for ‘poppy injects’ whose lead singer had a big heroin scandal tht brought down his career. lana p much grew up around musicians snorting lines instead of spooning down cereal fr breakfast n her parents were v much absent her whole life

they’re pretty well off obviously n bc of her relation to such a big music industry figure she’s hung out w a fair few relatively high rep ppl thru her teens. she amassed kind of an instagram following mainly fr her style (v penny lane-esque in some aspects aka lots of fur cuff trimmed jackets bt then also jst…. a wild combination of everything honestly. pastel faux fur coats, seventies style platforms, flame red cowboy boots, pink fishnet tights n glitter used like highlight Everywhere) n bc she’s undeniably very pretty

her parents always kind of jst… didn’t like her. it was v clear that she was an accident after her older brother caleb n that even when they just had him alone they weren’t cut out for parenthood. they always kind of jst… ignored her n hoped she’d go away. she had to mke herself microwave meals when she ws only like 12 bc they’d forget to get her anything. once she went like 6 days without her mum even looking her in the eyes once

despite this tho!!! she’s always been insanely close w her brother caleb. he’s her whole world. thts why when he decided to sign up to the army she ws understandably scared bt supported him after initially bein mad tht he ws leavin her all alone. bt then he wound up getting discharged under grounds of severe ptsd when he witnessed his best friend die in an explosion tht took place in a shock raid. caleb returned home n he was never the same n lana kind of felt like he’d died out there too. he’s in n out of hospital a lot n it’s rly hard on her bt she doesn’t tlk abt it to anyone rly

growing up lana was always a huge social butterfly. jst literally…. knew everyone n everyone definitely knew her. she ws one of those girls tht ws kind of impossible to ignore or forget. very animated, always made u feel like u were the centre of the universe whenever she spoke to u, always made it feel like u were best friends even if ud only spoken to her once. she has this magnetic way abt her tht is kind of hard to find in real life. it’s something ud only rly expect out of a movie character n she like. deliberately puts tht on sort of. kind of.... is always playing A Role of the person tht she wants to b seen as

she’s always been insatiably spontaneous n adventurous. always doing something weird n wild every weekend. she has ten thousand stories tht always earn a laugh or a gasp over how ridiculously absurd they r

anyway so after caleb got back he was rly withdrawn n depressed. he shut lana out n was kind of harsh to her a lot of the time, always telling her to leave him alone or pushing her away. it didnt help either tht lana had a rly traumatic experience w some of her dad’s colleagues at the label when she ws 16 n he was away n she cldnt even tell him abt it once he was bk bc of his own traumas. she kind of jst shut it all in n kept it to herself

this obviously?? made her spiral a lot. she was already a girl tht loved sex (she’d only rly done foreplay before tho) but since her trauma it got…. completely out of hand. it got to a point where she couldnt rly go 2 days without it, probably not even 1. her lowest point has probably been scrolling thru craiglist for anonymous encounters n meeting up w strangers on there fr a quick fuck jst for the thrill even tho it’s insanely dangerous n she cld wind up getting herself killed. it’s v clear at this point tht she has a sex addiction whether she’s ever admitted it or not

she also currently? is working as a cam girl. she found this website bc she trawls… porn stuff a lot n she wound up applying to work as one bc she thought it’d b fun n wld earn her some disposal income (even tho she frankly doesn’t need it bc she’s already well off). the guy tht manages all of the girls on the site is kind of suspect n it’s a whole plot i’m gna unravel where it’s actually like the front for a cult or something wild so. stay posted ig. kgjdkgjh

personality/some fun facts: uncontrollably flirty. boundlessly confident. cld make a joke out a paper bag n her comedy is sometimes surreal / absurd. she tends to laugh when she feels like crying n has a smile brighter than a ray of texas sunshine. always dapples her fingers thru the breeze when she’s driving in a car w the window down. her fav book as a child used to b alice in wonderland n she’d fantasise abt having her own little wonderland too where everyone knew her name n asked her things n took her on adventures. at the time it didn’t rly strike her how evident it was tht that was bc she was so lonely. she almost always has some sort of sweet on her, whether it’s strawberry laces or gummy bears or cherry lollipops. she adores david bowie n prince n madonna n anyone tht’s a vintage style icon w little care fr what ppl think. wildflowers r her favourites bc they’re the brightest and u can’t buy them. she’s had like 8472493874 ‘relationships’ n none of them hav lasted beyond a month / hav been terrible / hav seen her being treated badly / she’s cheated on them. i dnt think she’s actually been w anyone she hasn’t cheated on in some form or another

plot ideas: exes tht lana’s fucked over hideously. she’d probably cheat a lot and it’d be a whole…mess. mayb someone tht flipped the switch and cheated on her? a cousin plot cld b fun too. a friend tht lana fel out w bc she slept w their significant other. someone tht’s getting lana into drugs?? she’s kind of impressionable/down for anything so tht’s a likely scenario she’d get into tbh. an unrequited crush!! (either way is cool). someone tht is just hanging out w her/using her bc she has a lot of instagram followers or they want to b signed to her dad’s label. someone in a band!! she’d probably make like penny lane n b their groupie/sleep w them all fgjkshgkh. umm a good influence too mayb? oh and a past summer romance/fling tht cld either have meant a lot or not have meant anything at all. bonus points if both of them hav a diff viewpoint on it. honestly?? anything is fine i cld ramble for days

[jercythesiscrying]

Bro? Bro. | TanaNoya, Gen, T, 700+

NaNoWriMo Day 27: Imagine Your (Br)OTP

Summary: Just guys being dudes. TanaNoya shenanigans abound. Inspired by this post. Meant to be gen but feel free to see it as slash looooool  XD

WARNING: The slightest of manga spoilers after the Shiratorizawa match, but it's out of context so hopefully it’s okay  /o\  Rated because...............memes.

Read on Ao3

A/N: This is incredibly un-beta’d  /o\  Links embedded go to the pic source, which I unfortunately could not find for all the pictures because my friends send these to me unsolicited.

Shout out to the Parn Chat for the memes (unsolicited they may be) and idea throwing!! I wouldn't trade y'all for the world lol<3

Sunday

From: noya-san!! || 2:38am WATS UP U SHITPOST LOVIGN FCUK

From: noya-san!! || 2:38am (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 2:57am bro its 3am

From: noya-san!! || 3:00am RYUU I FOUND A GOLDMINE

From: noya-san!! || 3:00am U CANT STOP ME

From: noya-san!! || 3:00am (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 3:01am omg

From: RYUU!! || 3:01am here comes the meme loving asshole

From: RYUU!! || 3:02am go 2 sleep noya

From: noya-san!! || 3:05am SLEEP IS 4 THE WEEK

From: RYUU!! || 3:06am im turnin off my phone b y e

From: noya-san!! || 3:06am (Image attached)

From: noya-san!! || 3:07am (Image attached)

From: noya-san!! || 3:08am (Image attached)

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From: noya-san!! || 5:43am ENJOY TEH MEMES WHEN U WAKE UP RYUU

From: noya-san!! || 8:01am [100+ unread messages]

From: RYUU!! || 8:01am jfc

Monday (Lunch Period)

From: noya-san!! || 11:39pm (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 11:41pm i want that poster in the club room

From: RYUU!! || 11:41pm lets ask dai-san if we can put 1

From: noya-san!! || 11:42pm YES!!!

From: RYUU!! || 11:42pm YEET

Wednesday (After Practice)

From: RYUU!! || 7:33pm i asked kiyoko-san if i could help her during club

From: RYUU!! || 7:33pm she said no

From: RYUU!! || 7:33pm it was amazing dude

From: noya-san!! || 7:38pm RYUU FUCKIN SWEET!!!!!!!

From: RYUU!! || 7:44pm (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 7:44pm change my mind

From: noya-san!! || 7:51pm WONT BOTHER

From: noya-san!! || 7:51pm UR RITE

Friday (After the Wig Incident)

From: RYUU!! || 11:10am LMAO #TOUPEE IS TRENDING IN KARASUNO WTF

From: noya-san!! || 11:11am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

From: RYUU!! || 11:15am U DIDNT

From: noya-san!! || 11:15am I DID

From: RYUU!! || 11:29am omfg dai-sans gna kill u

From: RYUU!! || 11:30am hes been pissed all mornign since he saw lol

From: noya-san!! || 11:30am ryuu.....bro................

From: noya-san!! || 11:31am how fukked am i

From: RYUU!! || 11:34am dunno bruh

From: noya-san!! || 11:35am dont say anythng til daichi graduates

From: noya-san!! || 11:35am 4 the sake of my survival

From: RYUU!! || 11:36am i got u noya-san

Saturday

From: RYUU!! || 6:09pm ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲In this ┃╱╱╲╲house ╱╱╭╮╲╲we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔& appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Rolling Thunder ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

From: noya-san!! || 6:11pm bro

From: noya-san!! || 6:11pm thats the most beutiful thing ever

From: noya-san!! || 6:11pm im gna cry

Tuesday (Lunch Period)

From: noya-san!! || 12:34pm (Image attached)

From: noya-san!! || 12:34pm an absolute unit

From: RYUU!! || 12:37pm bro thats just asahi-san

From: noya-san!! || 12:45pm but hes still a unit

From: noya-san!! || 12:49pm (Image attached)

From: noya-san!! || 12:49pm am i wrong????

From: RYUU!! || 12:51pm ok u rite

Thursday

From: noya-san!! || 10:19pm (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 10:39pm wtf lol

From: RYUU!! || 10:43pm FUK U I JUST SAW THE MIRROR

From: noya-san!! || 10:44pm GOT EEM

From: RYUU!! || 10:48pm dude where do u find all these memes

From: noya-san!! || 10:49pm i cant tell u

From: RYUU!! || 10:50pm why??

From: noya-san!! || 10:51pm u wont need me anymore

From: RYUU!! || 10:52pm not tru noya-san!!!

From: RYUU!! || 10:54pm always gna need my best bro even if i hve his meme supplier

From: noya-san!! || 10:55pm BRO!!!

From: noya-san!! || 10:59pm but im still not givng u my source

From: RYUU!! || 11:00pm DAMMIT

Sunday (Before an Exam)

From: RYUU!! || 1:23am (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 1:23am me tmr

From: noya-san!! || 1:25am NOOOOO RYUUUUUUUUUU

From: noya-san!! || 1:25am U GOT THID

From: RYUU!! || 1:27am NOYA-SAN!!!

From: noya-san!! || 1:27am RYUU!!!!

From: RYUU!! || 1:28am NOYA-SAAAAN!!!

From: noya-san!! || 1:28am RYUUUUUUU!!!!

From: noya-san!! || 1:28am WRE GNA CRUSH THE EXAM

From: RYUU!! || 1:29am FUCk  YEA WE WILL!!!

From: noya-san!! || 1:30am THATS THE SPIRIT DUDE!!!!!!!!

(They do not crush the exam. They do, however, barely pass, which is still a win in their minds.)

(More notes on Ao3.)