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Thoughts on the Lost in the Book Halloween Event [Ep 1-3]

hello 🤠🤠 guess which bitch decided to kick this blog alive after checks calendar 6+ months of inactivity.......

unfortunately, twistie wonderworld has created a not-azul character that appeals HEAVILY to my tastes 🧍‍♀️ and you may as well call me dead with how much i've thrown myself off a cliff over mr skully j graves

this is also not counting that AZUL MOTHERFUCKING ASHENGROTTO IS IN THE EVENT AND THEREFORE I GET DOUBLE WHAMMIED

SO ANYWAY. I WOULD HAVE DONE EPISODE BY EPISODE SCREAMING AND CRYING BUT MY ASS HAS BEEN TIRED AND BUSY THE PAST TWO WEEKS. BUT THIS RECENT UPDATE HAS GOTTEN ME BY THE T H R O A T SO IM UP. REVIVED. AND ABOUT TO BLOW PPL'S EARS OFF WITH MY THOUGHTS ON THE LORE, AZUL, AND SKULLY

since all 3 episodes have been long out, i'll just give my thoughts on the theories that sprung, thoughts on moments that struck me, and thoughts on the most interesting lore we get

Episode 1

it is embarrassing to admit how many times i've entered 1-4.

when i heard the voiced line, i was like ?!??!1/1!?!1 because not even rollo and fellow got that much voiced lines

and then when i saw the translation, it was joever for me

YOU CANT JUST GO "hello, hey, you who slumbers in my arms, can you hear my voice? please wake up for my sake" AND EXPECT ME TO BE NONCHALANT ABOUT IT................ IM JUST A GIRL

anyway when he said moshi and wagahai, that was when people started going oh fuck is he even from the present?? IS HE EVEN HUMAN???? and his asking what magical pens are does Not Help

all i can add further to this discussion is that i have not seen enough discussion about the fact that we don't really see his ears in the live2D............

his school lore is rly interesting too because he implies that magical stone distribution isn't equal unlike what the nrc cast have now (which is that they each have 1 stone of the same quality). so if the theories about him being a past nrc student are true, then it opens up a lot more lore about nrc's history

speaking of "skully being a past nrc student" theories, i do actually support them! for one, epel was silenced by jamil when he was about to say that they're students of night raven college. writing direction wise, i find it a very suspicious move to cut epel off just before he mentions where they go to school. but i think the strongest evidence right now is the detail that a jp tweet pointed out, in which skully also called the town in sage island the foothill town. said tweet said that night raven college students would call it the foothill town because it's how they see it from their point of view of being on a cliff. to them it's the town on the bottom of the cliff, or the foot of the hill. but for royal sword academy students let's say, since the town is just right next to them, they wouldn't call it the foothill town because it doesn't make sense in the perspective of where they're located. tho ill say, im not really sure if it Is officially called the foothill town in the twisted universe (it is called the foothill town officially in location names though). if it is officially called the foothill town in-universe, then consider this evidence null

its pretty crazy to me how deliberate the cast choice in this halloween feels because u really feel it when riddle called for a leader's meeting and it was just first years left alone. overblottees altogether is already an INSANE choice that i'll get back to later in this post, but for majority of them to be dorm and vice dorm leaders, it's p interesting. but it ends up making sense tho later on when they start doing halloween prep (and let's be real, if it was the others, barely anything would be ready)

it. left me insane. how skully gave everyone a kiss. like sure, it probably wasnt the best feeling to have your hand kissed without consent. BUT. I REALLY LIKE THAT HE DOES IT TO EVERYONE. INCLUDING US. im pretty weak to being included in general, so skully rly stole my heart here, like the kiss on the hand (WHICH IM ALREADY WEAK TO) isnt already stealing my heart. it adds sm to his character too 😭 when u account for how he's been made fun of, him talking to everyone and including even yuu is a way of him coping with the loneliness he's experienced 😭😭 he tries to be gentlemanly to everyone he meets

hinterlands!! just a side note, but when i was watching nightmare before christmas earlier, i realized how similar the hinterlands doors are to the mirrors in twst. cause u can still arrive at the hinterlands from the different towns, the doors just let u travel faster to them. the beginning of the movie also specified that nightmare before christmas was set in a time long long ago, when it was the age of the holidays. though the halloween townsfolk aren't familiar about twisted wonderland, it's a really cool thought to consider that maybe they were in the same world, it's just that they wouldnt have called the entire world as twisted wonderland, they just know of their own towns. or at the very least, in-universe, the writing of hinterlands' doors was inspired by OR PROBABLY inspired mirror travel

SKULLY LOSING A BIT OF HIS POLITE SPEECH WHEN HE MET JACK SKELLINGTON, IT'S SO CUTE 😭😭😭 but i also wanna bring it up now that having this event feature both the og character and the character twisted from them is BIG. the moment jack skellington was teased in the trailers, i knew twst was starting to bring out the big guns. i always figured ever since way back then that twst was going to let us meet the great seven, but we just don't know How. but it's Big that we even get to see the interaction between the movie character and the twisted character because it may be a possible foreshadow to what may happen once we start to tackle the historical revisionism of the great seven's' stories and how our characters will react to it. halloween 2 and glorious masquerade were also used to foreshadow book 7, so lost in the book nbc event foreshadowing something like book 8 or hell even book 9 would make sense.

HAHAHA AZUL BEING ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED WHEN JACK SKELLINGTON SCARED HIM AND EPEL EVEN JUST A LITTLE BIT YEAH GET REKT ASHENGROTTO HAHAHAHAHA KEEP DOING WHAT UR DOING PUMPKIN KING 🥰🥰🥰 SEEING AZUL SCARED SHITLESS IS SO FUNNY

Episode 2

ok episode 2. god fucking damn it this episode RUINED ME PERSONALLY

but before we get to that, i wanna talk about skully's vision of halloween because i found it very interesting

when he was talking about how halloween should be silent, dark, and a time of reflecting on repentance and atonement where you can have an aid for it (like a pumpkin or a candle), i genuinely felt my catholic upbringing hit me way harder than with rollo. i SWEAR i've had my mom tell me once or twice while i was a kid that halloween is supposed to be a holy day because of the word hallow, and how it was called hallows eve😭😭 and how it's not good to dress up in costumes of witches, monsters, and devils because it's devil worship or smth. and it's also why we never had halloween decor growing up. im pretty sure she no longer remembers that cause we're now way more lax about those things, it's just that damn, i'm just saying y'all, i would 100% believe a person in 2024 celebrates halloween similar to skully's version

maybe it's just me being stupid pilled, but i really find the situation very ironic. i know that the interjection of the night raven college boys to voice out their disagreements about skully's way of celebrating halloween is to mirror the interjections of the townspeople when they were trying to understand and even voicing out disappointments about jack's presentation of christmas. but i find the scenario very very interesting because irl, christian puritans and conservatives would scoff at the pagan traditions, call them barbaric while we're at it, and do the whole thing of inserting christianity into it. it doesn't help that pope gregory III called november 1 as a day to honor all saints and then oct 31 was called all hallows eve, and then the christians celebrated some of the samhain traditions as well. but you see here in the story how it's the night raven college students, who promote a festive and more modern halloween, calling skully barbaric for his ideas of halloween, especially for the elimination of ghosts.

some ppl might find skully's ideas boring or too traditional. for me, it's kinda just a matter of differing cultures. like, i've grown up having a mix of trick-or-treating halloweens and halloweens where i just stay indoors. and i grew up in a catholic sphere where halloween in skully's vision is much preferred. so maybe it's just me but i can't really hate his vision. at the same time, i've also been on the side of completely shutting down people who bring up arguments rooted in strict catholic tradition, simply because i looked down on them. but i got lectured (not directly) that we shouldn't immediately shut down those arguments because hey, there are points that are made, esp if worded right. so reading this conflict in episode 2 tickled my brain. in the end, though, my overall thoughts are: i think that while skully looking down on people for disagreeing with him is something for him to improve, nrc students aren't totally in the clear either. they're all fair for having their disagreements, but in twisted fashion, they're all stubborn as hell

this also made me think about the ghosts and how the vast majority of twst might perceive them. the population of twst is still vastly non-magical, and while the dead are generally celebrated, i can't help but wonder if nrc's harsh reactions to skully's bias against ghosts is due to the fact they are in a campus where ghosts are able to manifest all year round and therefore they get to interact with them. but for a good majority of the population that cannot see ghosts nor are they mages, how do they really feel about the ghosts? i find it to be food for thought. and on that topic, people also avoid ramshackle because it's haunted. though,,, from the way halloween is characterized in twst, it sounds like everyone really celebrates the ghosts coming to the living, esp because the magic is stronger everywhere. but are all cultures receptive to that..?

anyway, poor skully had to meet the jack who's been seeking out something different for halloween (esp bc movie jack was dissatisfied initially with his pumpkin king schtick) so he's had to have his ideas rejected

jamil's so kind as to comfort skully. very interesting part though from azul 👁👄👁 he's like "well if his ideas get rejected then he should just make a new proposal, don't give up" and it's just a nice lil look into his projection. like dang azul :') it's obvious that he gets up very quickly after every setback, but knowing that in his mind, he Has to get up quickly, and thus expects everyone to do the same,,, ,he never gives himself time to breathe and process, i kinda cry for him. jamil thankfully being like "yea he can do that but still, it sucks to be rejected" like yes jamilllll say it!!! on another note, this feels like a really good idea to write for an azujami fanfic :)

THE MUSIC GROUP SEGMENTS. WHY ARE AZUL AND SKULLY INTERACTING REGARDING MUSIC. TWICE.

like the first one, we get to know the music tastes of azul, jamil, riddle, and skully. azul, being the gay ass bitch he is, exposes jamil's music taste, being fast tempo music one can dance to

as a classical music girlie, i personally lost my mind when skully asked if it was waltz or tango music 🤡🤡🤡 LIKE. WAAAAHHHHH WALTZ AND TANGO MUSIC ARE ABSOLUTE BANGERS PLS I NEED PPL TO BE FAMILIAR WITH THEM AND OUGH OUGH THE THOUGHT OF DANCING A WALTZ WITH SKULLY AND—

azul u bitch telling us that u listen to a lot of genres and play jazz music for mostro lounge fucfkfufkcff LIKE THE JAZZ IS A GIVEN. BUT AZUL WDYM BY A LOT OF GENRES. DO U STILL LISTEN TO JAZZ AZUL? OR HAVE U DABBLED INTO TAYLOR SWIFT AND OLIVIA RODRIGO? ARE U SECRETLY A CHAPPELL ROAN AND CHARLI XCX GIRLIE? HAVE U LOOKED INTO INDIE ROCK BANDS? DO U ALSO LIKE CLASSICAL TOO PLEASE SAY YES

riddle, in typical fashion likes classical music!! AND SKULLY ALSO LIKES CLASSICAL MUSIC YYYYYYYYYYESSSSS FUCKKINIGFIGNFDNKGNKFD WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

AND JACK ASKED HIM WHAT SKULLY LIKES AND SKULLY SAID HE LIKES OPERA AND IM SO HAPPY THAT SKULLY GOT TO FANGIRL ABT JACK ALSO LIKING OPERA AND EVEN SINGING FOR THEM (and jack's singing is amazing like no cap)

but also suddenly i regret not listening to more opera in my life. im sorry puccini for ignoring u all this time. i may or may not have binged some opera music the night of the update.

BUT THE SECOND MUSIC DISCUSSION. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME TWST ISTG. WHAT ARE U DOING MAKING SKULLY GO "ooh ive been thinking of learning how to play the piano" AND AZUL GOING "i know a bit of the piano!" U CANT JUST TEASE US ONCE AGAIN ABOUT AZUL'S PIANO EXPERIENCE WHILE ALSO MAKING SKULLY WANT TO PLAY PIANO.. .. ..... ...

that aside, idia also mentions doing programming music, so like MIDI and shit. wooo sound prod idia lezgooooooo

i do love also that skully asks us if we play music!! AND AZUL BEING EXCITED IF WE DO SAY THAT YES WE CAN DO MUSIC, OUGH AZUL U PREDICTABLE MF BUT ALSO THE WAY U MOTIVATE ME

anyway, just before the second music group segment, we get a really nice conversation between skully and sebek, in which skully shares that he's afraid if everything he's known is so far from reality. and sebek's like ok u respect tradition but u also have ur ideals, u should be more firm in ur ideals. and skully's poetically thanking sebek for showing him the light, and ty sebek for contributing to the future shitshow that skully will start in episode 4

Episode 3

ah yes. the episode where i lost all my marbles

first part, we get lock, shock, and barrel popping in. jack said that they were going to help out, but they ended up causing a lot of chaos

absolutely LOVE how they rattled almost all of the students, like i wheezes at lock calling epel a shortie and epel losing it. then vil's like, epel that is a CHILD insulting u, dont stoop to their level. and then lock was like ewwwww ur eyelashes look like centipedes, and vil was like SAY WHAT BITCH and jamil's reminding him of what vil just said.

AND THEN THE FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE EVENT: LOCK GIVING JAMIL A BUG ON HIS HAND, AND JAMIL PROCEEDING TO FAINT

in true gay fashion, azul tells epel and the audience about jamil's fear of bugs

SECOND FUNNIEST MOMENT: LOCK OFFERING THE BUG TO JADE BUT JADE'S LIKE nah give it to vil and epel BUT THEN HE'S CALLED BORING AND THAT FUCKING TRIGGERS HIM???? JADE LEECH, THE MAN THAT DOESN'T USUALLY GET FAZED BY PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS OF HIM, GETTING PISSED OFF THAT HE'S CALLED BORING TO THE POINT THAT HE GOES "give me the bug. i will even make exciting reactions. just give me the bug." LIKE HOLY SHIT FKDHFAKJBFSKANFKNSAF THIS MAN HAS A COMPLEX ISTG

barrel sticking candy onto riddle's clothes and then eating it, u see riddle and trey being hella weirded out by that

idia's like, i wanna go away from this i do Not like parties, but malleus completely mishears idia and is like omg party? you want an invitation to a party too? omg me too bestie and idia's like oh my god nO

then u see shock staring at malleus and sebek's yelling at her but she's quiet.... until she hops on top of malleus

sebek's like WAKASAMA ILL TAKE THEM OUT FOR U but malleus is like don't sebek.......... I WILL TAKE THEM OUT MYSELF lightning strikes

congrats to azul, trey, leona, and idia for having the privilege to just stand there and panic at the chaos going on

jack is hella sad about the state of things

and SKULLY. SKULLY IS PISSED AT HOW MUCH OF A MESS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN. AND THEN HE'S LIKE IM GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS

ANDDDDDDD THE MOMENT THAT MADE ME DIE IN CHAT: "Light the lanterns. Scary Night (Oct. 31)!"

guys i think skully likes halloween, im not sure tho

anyway, skully's unique magic can change people into pumpkins, and lock, shock, and barrel turn into pumpkins. once skully transforms them back, they're like do it again !! but skully's like no my UM is still developing so i cant use it more than once. but still, this impresses everyone.

SOME LORE ABOUT MAGIC: jamil says that skully's um is pretty advanced because it's appearance changing magic, which is already really hard with the aid of a transformation potion. and leona points out that while it might not work on those with high mana, it can at least catch someone off guard. i think it is also worth bringing up that transformation potions generally are banned, so this is a really interesting um that can still be perfected and developed !!

poor sebek, he gets jealous and tries to assert dominance but even malleus compliments sebek, and that pisses him off more SKDFJNSDKSDSKF

anyway sebek demands a third round of splitting into different teams so he can try to be with malleus, even when everyone was already happy enough with their teams

well sebek won finally BUT poor skully, he's now separated from jack AND HE'S CRYINGGGGG

leona is so funny, he's like oh thank GOD im not with the octavinelle bitches, and azul's like aw dont be lonely there :))) istg i love these two bitches and their bitchiness rubbing off each other, it's so yummy (and with the latest octa manga update it's made even YUMMIER)

can i just point out that for three consecutive rounds, azul's been in the music team. LIKE TWST CMON IF THIS ISN'T TEASING US ABOUT AZUL PLAYING MUSIC IN A LATER EVENT, IDK WHAT IS. PLS TWST. PLEASEEEEEEEE

too bad for leona, he reunites with his bitches later on 🥰 and by GOD the banter and the lore drops here are really yummy

well first off, we gotta get to the convo between leona and skully. skully compliments leona and stuff but leona's like ok bro u gotta focus on urself first. don't look away from ur dilemma rn that what u thought ur idol was is not how he actually is. basically, skully gotta acknowledge the disillusionment that he's experiencing

OH DEPENDING ON UR CHOICE, IF U AGREE WITH SKULLY THAT YES JACK'S PUTTING A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THE HALLOWEEN PREP, HE'S GONNA BE LIKE "yes yes!! u see it too!!" AND THEN HE KISSES UR HAND like maaaaaaan THIRD KISS IN THE EVENT UWEEEHHHHHHHHH i feel so loved 😩😩😩

anyway you, skully, leona, jack, jade, and azul meet. we get more details about skully's way of celebrating halloween, he shares that he spends halloween alone, but jack's like nono! halloween is something we should spend with everyone! and this is probably skully's last straw because he ends up shocked and asks to leave, saying he'll help out lock, shock, and barrel

oh girl bye it's about to start

now music group's gotta compose AND WELL. FINALLY I GET CONFIRMATION ON THE COMPOSITION SKILLS OF AZUL (and jade). BOTH OF THEM DONT KNOW HOW TO COMPOSE....

leona's like lmao dont merfolk love singing or some shit, aND THIS ACTUALLY GETS AZUL PRETTY UPSET. Azul's like, hey not all merfolk like music or have an inclination to it! How prejudiced of u leona, and meanwhile jade's like well he's Not wrong idk any mer who dislikes music. dang did azul actually have a thing about not being skilled at music before???? or does he actually care more about his people than he lets on? both maybe?? that's so sweet tho

anyway they manage to shift the conversation to making fun of leona for not being good at singing HFSKJDHFSDKFHS octavinelle bitches i love u to the ends of the earth

top moments from this event definitely includes jade going "aw azul he's probably tone deaf" and azul dramatically gasping and going "jade how can u be so blunt?!?!?!?"

leona ends up singing the coconut song from his homeland (the one zazu sings to scar when he's caged) to show that yea he Can sing. AND AZUL AND JADE FOLLOWNSKNGSDNFNLKSDNFADNFNLNFSDF FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHY IS THIS EVENT NOT VOICED,,,.,. AZUL, JADE, AND LEONA SINGING THE COCONUT SONG TOGETHERR.

LORE DROP: the song is also rly popular in the coral sea, as in they learn it when they're really young. and leona's like well it makes sense, the sunset savannah faces the sea, so trade between us and the coral sea is very likely to happen. WORLDBUILDING MY LOVE

HAHAHHAAHHA AZUL IS LIKE "wow leona ur so good at singing, u should sing for the mostro lounge" AND LEONA'S LIKE "yeah and my payment should be u guys fighting against us in magift" AND THE WAY AZUL AND JADE WENT OK NEVERMIND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND AZUL'S PANICKED FACE IS SO FUNNY GET REKT AZUL LMAOOOOOOO

anyway we go to the trey, jamil, riddle, and idia group AND THIS IS A FUNNY ASS GROUP TOO

POOR IDIA GETS SCOLDED BY TREY BC THEY ASKED IDIA WHAT HE EATS AND IDIA MENTIONS HE BASICALLY EATS JUNK FOOD AND TREY'S LIKE UR NOT TAKING CARE OF UR JAW!!! UR JAW'S GONNA BE WEAK!!!!! AND UR TEETH!!!! OH MY GODDDDD

riddle mentions he eats the daily special in the cafeteria bc he can calculate the amount of nutrients that he gets. dang that's some habit to get from his mom, i really hope he's getting his fill this time :')) at least get some more protein riddle

trey was so close to being screwed bc he says he rly loves the hamburger steaks in the cafeteria and they're so good he could eat them every day. but then riddle gets mad because there is a queen of hearts rule banning hamburger steaks on tuesdays AND TREY HAS TO CLARIFY NO I DIDNT ACTUALLY EAT IT

jamil meanwhile mentions he rarely eats at the cafeteria cause he makes food for kalim anyway so might as well make his meals. honestly real and good for him.

AWWW SALLY WANTS TO MAKE FOOD FOR JACK AND JAMIL GIVES HER ADVICE well that backfired on him cause now she wants him to taste test her soup BYEEEE

AND JAMIL DOES THE SAME THING MOVIE SALLY DID WITH FINKLESTEIN he uses the spoon with holes, pretends to like it (which shocked EVERYONE AT FIRST) and then he tells the others fuck no yall i didn't taste it, it looks rancid af (and honestly smart move jamil bc there is a nonzero chance that the soup contains deadly nightshade in case sally wanted to poison dr finklestein, and if not deadly nightshade, frog's breath would be terrible to deal with)

anyway moving on to the vil, malleus, sebek, and epel group!! ok this group is so cute cause the two first years are together, and their senpais are with them!!

WE GET A LOT OF LORE HERE OMG so they used to dye cloth with plants in lilia's house because they got,,, three colored sauce,,, on the curtains. malleus offered to buy new curtains but lilia said no. me too vil and epel, idk what three colored sauce is. ik it's a reference to the three fairies BUT HOW DO U GET THREE COLORED SAUCE LILIA PLS I HOPE IT'S THREE SAUCES IN DIFFERENT COLORS NOT ONE SAUCE IN THREE COLORS

finklestein mentions oh we have witches here too u know! and vil's like omg they must be beautiful like me

if u watched nightmare before christmas before this scene, you KNOW this is the start of the punchline. unfortunately, i did not have the pleasure of watching nbc before this so i did not get to enjoy the joke BUT I DO NOW

so the witches come in and OF COURSE VIL'S FUCKING HORRIFIED THAT THEY'RE UGLY AS SHIT. AND THE CHERRY ON TOP IS SEBEK BEING LIKE "ohhh this is a punchline" HAHAHHADKABSJDBJS

BLESS THIS UPDATE BECAUSE THE LORE DROP HAS BEEN SO GOOD THIS WEEK we get broom lore in which not every broom can be used for flight. the ones in school are standardized to be good for flight. i feel like i've heard the first part in another place, probably a book or so, but the second one is new

anyway after all that prep that everyone does, skully's asking lock, shock, and barrel 😨😨😨 THEY ALSO MENTION BOSS. SO OOGIE BOOGIE EP4???? PLS?????? ESP KNOWING THAT SKULLY AND OOGIE HAVE A LOT OF SIMILARITIES TO EACH OTHER SO LIKE MMM MM MMMM M

zero is soooo cute :')) he liked leona, and he found the smell of tea on jamil rly nice too

ZERO SNIFFED THE SUS ON TREY AND JADE AHAGAGAHAAHSFDHGHFHGC RIP TO THEMMM tho lowkey treyjade won too bc hey :) trey said he never got to own a dog cause his home (a bakery) couldnt have one. jade finds dogs adorable. treyjade could 100% have a dog in their house

riddle and idia were criticizing how they approached zero LMAOOOOO AND IDIA EVEN SAID HE WATCHED VIDEOS OF APPROACHING DOGS. WELL CLEARLY THOSE VIDS WORKED W HOW ZERO RAN AWAY FROM U IDIA.

SALLY ACTUALLY GOT TO GIVE JACK THE LUNCH SHE MADE HIM 😭😭😭 im so happy for her honestly, esp cause in the movie, she snuck it to him :")) but here, she gives it. well, she still sneaks it BUT SHE DOESNT HAVE TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW AND MAKE A PULLEY SYSTEM TO HAND IT TO HIM!! bless jamil for helping her too

AZUL PLS "id love to help sally out" whats w u and ppl in love, huh, azul 🤨

oh hello 3-19 whats gonna hap-

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chat he's lost it

CHAT HE'S KINDA HOT WHEN HE LOSES IT.

SHFCJGCJGVGHVHJ SKULLY CONFIRMING JACK'S VIEWS ON HALLOWEEN AND THEN HE. PUTS JACK TO SLEEP. WITH A DRINK. BRO PUT DEADLY NIGHTSHADE IN THAT.

AND SKULLY REPEATING HIS MONOLOGUE IN THE PROLOGUE. AND HIM GOING "ahh jack-sama pls dont worry, ill protect the true halloween, even from u jack" girl everyone smelled the yandere. have u seen jp twitter/bluesky? the yandere is BAD

and it's hot on him. good god

AND THEN OH GOD WE COME IN CAUSE GRIM WANTED TO EAT JACK'S FOOD BUT WE FOUND SKULLY

AND SKULLY TURNS GRIM INTO A PUMPKIN THINKING THAT GRIM CAUGHT HIM. NO SKULLY U JUST OUTED URSELF, GRIM'S STUPID AS FUCK

oh god i got dizzy w this last part YUU HAD THE CHOICE TO SAY "why are you doing this" OR "we won't tell anyone". AND IF U CHOOSE THE SECOND OPTION, SKULLYYYYY GOES OH REALLY?? we're kindred spirits indeed we were fated to meet

girl i fell off a cliff. i drowned even. passed away.

GIRL I ATE ROCKS. WTF. I SWEAR. THE WAY SKULLY TALKS TO US FR LIKE WHAT IM BEING SWEPT OFF MY FEET HERE EVEN IF HE'S GOT SOME SCREWS LOOSE

ANDDDDDD HE TAKES US AWAY.

HAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................

YALL HAVE NNNNNNNNNNO IDEA HOW INSANE I WENT ON MY IG 💀💀💀 literally i had a status that said "OMG YALL MY POOKIE KIDNAPPED ME 🥰🥰🥰" and now my irls are scared. they think i have stockholm's now.

honestly i just love the skullyuu dynamic too, like they're just two ppl who are lonely in their own ways. while skully would talk to everyone as much as possible, he rly talks to yuu.

delusionally, i like to think yuu saying i won't tell anyone is them not being scared but understanding skully too. like, they cant blame him for losing his shit

alot of ppl are also thinking omg skully overblot might happen. and i wanna yell NOOOOOOOOOO to that. on one hand, everyone said the same thing abt rollo and well, he didnt. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, SKULLY LACKS SLEEP, AND THE NARRATIVE REMINDS US TWICE ABOUT THAT. WE DONT KNOW IF HE EVEN ATE FOOD. AND HIS MAGIC IS EMPHASIZED TO BE ADVANCED. AND HE DOESNT HAVE A MAGICAL PEN AND WE DONT KNOW IF HE EVEN HAS A CRYSTAL. THE MAGIC'S GOING TO HIS BODY. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT ALL 7 OVERBLOTTERS ARE IN THE EVENT. THAT CANT BE A COINCIDENCE. FUCK'S SAKE, ONE OF THEM WORKS IN STYX. THE ONLY ARGUMENT AGAINST SKULLY NOT OVERBLOTTING IS THAT HE MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH MANA FOR IT CAUSE HE HAS EPEL'S MAGIC LEVEL. BUT STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL cries

but also having all 7 overblotters may mean that twst wants to hint to us that this event could foreshadow a future arc where we meet the great seven and explore the disillusionment they may face. i'll dedicate a longer post to that though. but im excited for it

i do hope that in ep4 and 5, ppl realize that there is merit to skully's ideas of halloween. in the movie, jack skellington realizes that maybe doing christmas just doesn't suit him and sally was right. and at the end, santa gives halloween town a taste of snow. i'd like to see a merge of the ideas of nrc boys and skully's. at the same time, i hope skully realizes too that halloween can be celebrated with everyone, and in fact, it's more fun that way :'))) i want all of them to learn from each other. i want skully to be happy.

anyway i eat this event. it genuinely made me go back to playing twst as actively as i used to (never mind the fact that i put irl responsibilities to the backburner until urgent-), and im so excited for the last 2 updates 😋😋😋😋 i may also post a few more things about this event before the update on monday because god, my brainworms are terrible

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst jp #skully j graves #riddle rosehearts #trey clover #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #jamil viper #vil schoenheit #epel felmier #idia shroud #malleus draconia #sebek zigvolt

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globalrebrand · 8 months ago

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If the Genshin Impact men went to Night Raven College

🌟 Twst x Genshin Impact Crossover Event 🌟

Ever wondered who from Genshin Impact would go to NRC? Here's a little list of who I think would attend NRC and what house + clubs they would be in. Scaramouche filled out his own form.

Lyney - 2nd Year, Heartsybul

Best Subject - Illusory Magic

Club - Film Studies Club

Dislikes - Being away from his siblings

Hobby - Aviculture

Talents - Card Tricks

Lyney is a popular second year in Heartsybul, lives in the Shaftlands with his mother and two siblings and he takes the magic mirror home every weekend to visit them. Might be as strong as Riddle but Lyney keeps his cards close to his chest. He gets along with everyone but has few close friends. Lyney loves to perform and is one of the few non-Pomefiore students to successfully audition for Film Studies Club. He's a great comedic actor but sometimes get the feedback from Vil that he's "hamming it up" too much. However, Lyney takes it all in stride after all he knows he's capable of being a great magician one day.

Heizou - 2nd Year, Scarabia

Best Subject - Magical Analysis

Club - Board Game Club

Dislikes - Doing homework on the weekends

Hobby - Word Puzzles

Talents - Martial Arts

One of the few people Jamil can tolerate. Witty smart and well liked. Heizou gives Azul a run for his money in board game club, so much so that sometimes Azul "forgets" to tell him that they changed the club room for the day, or lies and says club was "canceled." and Idia avoids him altogether if possible. He aspires to be a detective at a magical law enforcement agency. Heizou studies diligently but also makes a lot of time for leisure and trips to the city. He's also a little obsessed with his magicam, he tries hard to cultivate a cool, aloof persona online but it comes off as a bit of an edgelord.

Childe - 3rd Year, Savanaclaw

Best Subject - Combat Magic

Club - Spelldrive

Dislikes - People who run from a fight

Hobby - Ice Fishing

Talents - Cooking

From a small town on the northernmost coast of the Shaftlands. Got lost in the woods as a child and survived with a pack of wolves before he was found. Ajax is the first of his siblings to go to Night Raven College, his two older brothers went to Royal Sword Academy. Very driven and excels in magic courses however, he doesn't really prioritize other coursework. Constantly gets into trouble for starting fights on campus. He challenges Leona every semester for housewarden chair but hasn't come close to beating him. Ajax doesn't even want to be housewarden, he just wants to know he's strong enough to kick leona's ass. The enjoyment he gets out of fighting really is rather disturbing. One of the star players on the Spelldrive team, totally has what it takes to go pro.

Scaramouche - 2nd Year, Diasomnia

Best Subject - All Subjects

Club - Genius Society Club

Dislikes - Everyone

Hobby - Bullying

Talents - Everything

Prince of a distant land in the east. Worse mommy issues than Riddle. Kunikuzushi's a loner who performs flawlessly in all of his course work. He's also a brat who is often exceptionally cruel to his classmates, even for NRC's standards. He was really out of control first year but now he has mandated therapy and has since mellowed out. He's still not sold on this whole "friends" thing though. Started his own club called "the Genius Society" but claims that no one besides himself is smart enough to get in so club enrollment stays at one member. Kuni is going to inherit the throne of his home nation one day so he doesn't really worry about things like interships. Besides he doesn't have to try all that hard to do well.

Xiao - 2nd Year, Savanaclaw

Best Subject - Combat Magic

Club - Basketball

Dislikes - Noisy first years

Hobby - Fighting

Talents - Fighting

Starting guard on the basketball team. Aloof minds his own business mostly. His father is a famous lawyer and his mother passed away some time ago. His best friend boyfriend goes to RSA so he spends a lot of his free time away from campus but gets along well with Jamil and other chill students. However, Xiao never backs down from a fight and as a result Childe knows exactly who to go to when he wants a good bout. However Xiao releases a lot of his pent up energy through basketball, so he's just a touch more mellow.

~BONUS~

Alhaitham - Professor of Ancient Curses and Dead Languages | Diasomnia (Formerly)

Faculty advisor for Malleus' Gargoyle Studies Club. Alhaitham was housewarden for Diasomnia some years ago, but after getting his advanced degrees returned to teach in the Social Sciences and Linguistic Department. He was one of Trein's favorite students, and he was in the same year as Crewel. They get along ok, Alhaitham is a bit dry for Divus' tastes and in Alhaitham's opinion Crewel is a bit conceited. If a diligent and fair teacher, but direct and sometimes appears callous, like all Professors at NRC.

Baizhu - Professor of Pharmacology | Pomefiore (Formerly)

Agreed to sponsor Jade's Mountain Lover's Club as long as he could get a cut of the rare forage that grows on the mountains. Baizhu is an alumnus and current science department faculty member a few years older than Crewel and Alhaitham. Baizhu largely keeps to himself. He doesn't want other people meddling in his affairs and possible...necromantic practices. Don't ask him what the rare herbs are for.

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College Dayz:The Lust Madness Fiasco

The following details are from the Hexington University files and records department, containing video examples and reports on what has since become known as the Lust Madness Fiasco. The incident had occurred during potions class when a careless, reckless student (Reference file, student:igginz) had attempted to make themselves the quote unquote "Next Love God" by crafting and concocting a potion set to induce amorous attraction from the intended victim towards its user. However a veritable unfortunate sequence and series of events, aka Disaster Dominoes happened which resulted in the contents being spilled on one of the faculty, Music teacher Moxxie Knolastname with the results of the mixture and its effects immediately kicking into action. Later details provided by one Morrigan Aensland (reference files: Science teacher Professor Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, Makai Realm, Aensland clan, Demonology: Succubi) revealed that the chemical mixture was similar to that of her home realm, known as Kyojin Lust Toxin.

The aforementioned substance was, according to her, basically a strong pheromone essence created to increase the sexual stamina and performance of its user to high levels, making others have to rely on pure and raw lovemaking skills and ability to satisfy the host. It’s not dangerous but it can be quite hard to get rid of more if Something strong was used on someone with an already energy libido to begin with, resulting in the man or woman able to put a sex demon to shame. As it so happens, the faculty's resident imp was one such particular individual as he and his spouse, Campus security officer Millie, were said to be quite the sexually active couple so the result of such a fellow like Moxxie getting doused in this substance was pretty much akin to pouring gasoline on campfire.

Immediate action was taken for both his and others' sake when the side effects made themselves known as soon as the imp displayed what could only, quite frankly, be called a state of absolute rabid horniness. His mental state set to a primal urge to mate, fuck and rut with most any and everyone within the vicinity that was fuckable, more so if they were especially submissive and breedable. Given especially that both Mr.Moxxie and a fair share of students and staff on Hexington were of a bisexual nature (If not hetero or gay/lesbian but bi-curious), that meant not just the women but also the men. So the imp was immediately restrained and set to solitary confinement, where he'd remain while he was under the effect until the one faculty member with the skills to safely heal him (read file:Eclipsa Butterly, spells, magic and sorcery 101), which meant that the imp was an insatiable sex demon for three weeks and required round the clock service to at least sate his carnal needs via a constant stream of volunteers offering themselves up to soothe the savage beast. Often individually to 2 or 3 at the most, each person had to endure for 1-2 hours of marathon fucking, resulting in more than quite a few bruised pelvises, sore asses and numerous other sexually related damage (common quote from these valiant deviants:Totally worth it!!).

These aforementioned volunteers consisted of faculty and co-ed alike who willingly stepped up to help out a fellow co-worker/one of their favorite teachers in what could certainly be called a dire time of need. Partly stemming from the fact that he was respectful and got along with the students due to his kindness and musical talent (Part of what secured him his position and tenure, that and the additional security provided by his own none too shabby assassination skills), certainly a lot more due respect than what he got from back in Hell. Therefore he was considered him something of a sweetheart at Hexington and so they didn't mind helping him with his condition until it could be properly handled and cured. That aaaaaaand admittedly for some of them, they'd wanted to excite their sex life with their respective partners or satisfy their own curiosity and try out imp dick.

But Moxxie was a different sort of imp to say the least and for those reading this report on digital screens will find out for themselves in a few samples of audio visual files recorded from his solitary confinement cell. Just a sample of the selection of "victims" from the rabid demon's lusty rampage to scratch his insatiable itch while under quarantine, of which naturally are very explicit in their content. Be warned that any attempts to copy and upload these files to pornsites will be punished with severe penalties, we know where you live!! Included within this report is a full list along the full videos themselves currently stored and secured within the campus records, of which attempting to breach or access without permission will also not be tolerated. Be advised, not for the prudish or faint of heart and yes HELEN, we think of the damn children, piss off!!

-Millie Knolastname (Security officer, subject's wife, victim zero, results: had to move around on crutches for a few days to weeks due to numbing and bruising to the pelvic regions.)

Millie:*Date and time indicate day 3 of week 1 and hour 2 of her latest attempt at the time to endure the ongoing marathon of keeping her husband calm and satisfied. Challenging enough as she was holding onto the bars of the bed's headboard for dear life while said imp was folding and plowing her deep and hard into the mattress in a mating press. The sound of heavy wet skin slapping and the creaks and thuds of the bed very noticeable in the audio as would've Millie's cries of please been had Moxxie not currently had her lips locked with his in what could only have been a very mindnumbing kiss if the pink glowing hearts in her eyes were any indication. As was the heavy jiggling of her asscheeks from every impact of her husband's pelvis which at times was thrusting so fast, it seemed to blur.*

-Pacifica Northwest/Evans (student, debutante, social media influencer, fashionista, daughter of faculty member Drake Evans)

Pacifica:*Date and time indicate this as being day 7 of week 1 with the former northwest heiress currently in the midst of being held up in a full nelson hold position. A clear indication that either Moxxie was a lot stronger than he seemed or that the side effects of his rabid sexual frenzy had increased it to match the already insanely high stamina and of course, Pacifica was getting it deep and hard. Her limbs trapped within his grasp as he made her bounce and ride on his shaft, her usually smooth abdominal regions swelling with a clear bulge outlining the shape of the imp's length and girth while his heavy balls were slapping her clit, juices splashing on impact. The platinum blonde sporting the glowing hearts in her eyes which were likely indicated to be both a sign of high arousal as well as infection spreading from the Kyojin toxin, her only words in between her gasps and moans being as follows.*"Ooooh fuckfuckfck me daddy fuck me daddy so damn good don't stop!!!"

-Marcy Wu (student, member of Warlock(Delta Magi Phi) Frat House sister of Darcy Wu)

Marcy:*Ms.Wu's samples come off like a kinky highlight reel one would find on some adult video site as the fantasy and sci-fi buff was a regular enough around the clock volunteer/victim, likely thanks in part to her Calamity Powers. Though not even the occasional team up with others including Sasha could only do so much against Moxxie's erotic onslaught, not that she seemed to mind. Given she hardly struggled against his combined affection and assault with wanton abandon such as one clip of her pressed up against the 2 way observation mirror, tits pressed and rubbing against the cool surface while the imp was mounted atop her, arms around her waist. The distinct sound of her asscheeks being clapped by that jackhammering pelvis while her face wore a shameless ahegaeo, mumbling how this was way better than any hentai.....*

-Zim Allin (alien of Irken origin, member of Toadhead(Kappa Tuso Chi) Frat House student)

Zim:*the resident Irken among the known 2 attending as a student and certainly not the first or last among the male students who'd stepped, Zim was particularly persistent when making comebacks. Chalk it up to that old lingering invader pride or that among the student body, the imp was something of a father figure to him(read personal files for more intel) but he was tenacious to say the least. As indicated in this sample on day 4 of week 2 where it could get almost confusing given how eerily similar the Irken and Imp's voices sounded, it was made easy enough to know especially whenever Zim was getting dominated. Such as the clip's display of him getting it prone-bone as he declared the imp to give it all he got, he could take it even as he was tearing the sheets from grasping them so hard and his alien cock was going off like a shook champagne bottle.*

-MollyJo Waybright (member of Toadhead(Kappa Tuso Chi) Frat House student)

MollyJo:*Among the few individuals on the list of victims/volunteers, the young lady was one of the few more mundane sort whose only experiences or encounters with anything of the supernatural or paranormal occult nature was being acquainted with them. But she was a feisty one all the same as indicated on a snippet clip from day 7 of week 1 given she was still conscious even as Moxxie was fucking her in a wheelbarrow position. her upper body limply dangling off the side of the bed with a fucked numb expression on her face. The odd sound coming out of her lips from the impact of the rabid imp turned sex demon as he was pretty much using her like an onahole at this point. Which was around the point she was thankfully tagged out and relieved by another brave volunteer to be dragged back for recovery and rehydration.* -Dr. Jan (faculty member,)

jan:*Another of the more mundane but well acquainted with the strange and unusual on campus and in the world, the scholarly woman was certainly no prude but one can only imagine this was a whole different erotic experience for her. The timestamp's indication of this being day 4 and week 2 of Moxxie's confinement making that clear as the clip was of her pinned up against a corner, legs shaking and arms barely holding her up while the rabid imp was going to town on her. Wrapped around her waist like a koala on a eucalyptus tree branch and pumping those demonic hips of his that you'd think his pelvis was outdoing a hummingbird's wings. Dr.Jan's face sporting an expression between drowning in pleasure and struggling to not be knocked out until her relief arrived while a massive puddle of juices grew on the floor beneath her feet.* -Gaz Membrane (student, sister of Dib Membrane, gamer, member of Phantom(Ghusa Iota Phi) Frat House )

Gaz:"FUUUUUUUUUCK fuck fuck fuck!! How the fuck are you even-OHH shit that's good!!!"*Timestamp, day 6 of week 3 with the gamer girl somewhere between shock and disbelief that the imp was somehow still so damn energetic and horny but too overwhelmed by the pleasure he was hammering her with. Her big juicy ass jiggling like jelly in tune to the impact of the imp’s pelvis as they went at it in a speed bump position, a few bodies scattered about the floor indicating at this point the imp’s libido was increasing in difficulty. Small wonder if after week 3 more volunteers would’ve had to be recruitedted like Ms.Pinkle. Or that a full blown orgy hadn’t broken out across campus, that we know of….* -Mandy DeLisle (student, note: read file on town of Endsville)

Mandy:*Most who knew this young lady on a personal level or were acquainted with her well enough would say she was snarky at the least and the devil incarnate at the most. So some of them would be sure to be surprised to see her more horny than a pornstar as Moxxie manhandled her throughout their encounters. Her wear down into total submission espcially seen on day 6 of week 2 as she was getting it swift and firm in a Hail Mary position. Deepthroated moans escaping her while the imp was gnawing and suckling on her tots with scratch and bite marks very noticeable, often another common result from having been in Moxxie’s amorous clutches.* -Star Butterfly (native of Mewni (crown princess), currently resides in Echo Creek (read files: Mewni, Echo Creek, Butterfly family), student,Warlock(Delta Magi Phi) Frat House:)

Star:*One would think Ms.Butterfly was experiencing Mewberty all over again from how her session was going about here on day 5 of week 2. Given that, she was a fighter all the same riding the imp cowgirl style while she pinned his hands down, putting in quite the effort and performance. One can assume that she and other returning volunteers had more or less used their previous attempts to level up in terms of experience but that could likely be chalked up to the contagious nature of the toxin having effect. Not that she or they ever complained, aside from the bruising and numbness...but as they would say, totally worth it.* -Miko Kubota (Hinobi games employee, gamer, student member of Metabex(Cazu Omega Sigma) Frat House)

Miko:*Ms.Kubota for what one would deem one of the more mundane type among faculty and student body alike, was surprisingly persistent among the roster. Though that could likely be chalked up to that particular gamer pride of hers in that she'd aim to play a game to completion soon as she started it and with Moxxie, it was a dangerous, sexy game worth playing. Course by day 7 of week 3, she and Star were well on their way to being infected and influenced by the toxin as the clip showed her riding and bouncing on the imp's cock in reverse cowgirl style. Keeping his eyes on her jiggling, thunder clapping booty cheeks while the Mewni princess was making her way over ready to sit on his face, the pair looking to get Enna some reprieve before the imp remembered she was still in the room within his fuck and call.* -Mabel Pines (student, member of Warlock(Delta Magi Phi) Frat House)

Mabel:*Ms.Pines was expected to b a regular enough volunteer given her on admittedly high and active libido but it was clear eben she couldn’t help but feel way in over her head the first time around. Yet call it a masochistic streak or she was just that horny but she was persistent as seen in this snippet of day 2, week 3 with the pair in a backward bop position. A shameless fucked stupid expression on her face while she rode that big imp cock as Moxxie slapped her ass like it was a bongo drum. To which the female Pines twin seemed to enjoy….* -Amethyst (Gem, Security Officer)

Amethyst:*The violet coloured gem was certainly down to fuck, much for her own enjoyment as it was doing a solid for her fellow security officer plus her particular biology a made her durable. She was certainly bringing her veritable A game, at times even using her shapeshifting flair for a little advantage and fun. A veritable highlight reel for sure as seen in day 3 of week 3 with her in a trapeze position, egging the imp on while he clapped her cheeks to slay them like a goddamn demon slayer. Yet there was only so much she could do before she was unable to maintain her projection of her physical form…* -Garnet (Gme Fusion, clairvoyant, faculty)

Garnet:*For as long as this fusion had been living on Earth, Garnet has never been without a wealth of experience when it comes to danger and combat especially thanks one half of her possessing clairvoyance. But in all that time, dealing with Moxxie and his ramped up libido was a whole different story as more than once as indicated in this snippet from day 2 of week 1, the stoic gem was getting it deep and hard as she rode him cowgirl style. The orgasms so swift and heavy that she defused back into Ruby and Sapphire with the former sitting on his face while the latter had taken their fused form’s place bouncing on his cock. This had bought them a little more time before they could no longer maintain their physical forms…* -Carmilla Carmine (faculty, Sinner Overlord and weapons maker/arms dealer)

Carmilla:*The Overlord arms dealer was surprising for many for having volunteered but one could chalk thst up to the fact she was a sexually capable and active woman who’d been too long without company in bed. Others would likely pegged her as being able to manage handling such an erotic possum given any possible experience she had yet even she found herself overwhelmed. Not thst it stopped her from coming back as shown from this set in day 7 of week 2 with weapons maker doing a standing split, her moans elegant yet lusty while the imp thrust away, holding and caressing her lovely leg. If anything it seems Ms.Carmine rather welcomed his amorous attention…..* -Wendy Pines

Wendy:*The tomboy Corduroy was no slouch with weirdness in her life and definitely no virgin prude on matters of sex but damn if she wouldn't tell you it'd been the most scarousing experience of her life. Especially evident in day 2 of week 2 as her amazonian body laid on its side on the bed, clutching the sheets while Moxxie was fucking her in a sideways split position. Caressing her toned, luscious leg draped over his small shoulder while he pumped and pounded he with his jackhammer of a dick. If Wendy had ever had any bad experiences with men prior to this, especially a certain Mr.Valentino, the imp was happily blowing them all out of sight and mind.* -Loona Buckzo (hellhound, student, member of Warlock(Delta Magi Phi) Frat House)

Loona:*Interestingly with how his state of mind was, Moxxie had been a different sort of beast altogether when it came to his former hellhound co-worker as seen on day 6 of week 1, going down on her in what could only be called absolute hatefucking. Not that she seemed to mind, if anything the absolute assertion of dominance and hard, intense fucking was something she seemed to be relishing to a point she would egg him on with purposeful insults. The word Fatty really especially seemed to grind his gears to a point that no matter the position and which hole (mouth, ass or pussy) he was fucking, his pelvis would blur and get her howling. Interestingly, their interactions since then have taken quite a turn....* -Martha (sinner demon, in relationship with faculty member Mayberry)

Martha:*Personal files indicate this subject had something in the way of a prior history with the imp back when she was human and he and his wife were still hitmen. And it showed in the form of what was certainly what had to be some hatefucking with the Southern accented sinner and the imp growling at each other while she rode him in a reverse missionary, her cheeks clapping in primal rhythm. Somehow the woman still kept coming back after this and it’d been only been day 1 week 1 that first time. One can’t even fathom to think what interactions prior or after have gone down since.* -Luz Noceda (student, member of Warlock(Delta Magi Phi) Frat House)

Luz:*The spunky Columbia Witch was certainly a contender jn her efforts yet not eben the advantage of her Titan powers could compete with a Kyojin infused imp and his desire to mate and breed. As seen in this snippet of day 2, week 3 with the pair in a Crow’s nest postion as Ms.Noceda was riding a wave of orgasm after orgasm, bouncing on the imp’s shaft while he was squeezing her perky bubbly Latino booty. At one point even going Titan mode as she was too deep into bitch in heat mode, pressing her lips to his in a sloppy kiss. It was around this point thst contamination was taking a hold on her as would be the case with most everyone else since this fiasco.* -Charlie Morningstar (student, owner and operator of the Hazbin Hotel for reforming and redeeming sinners, member of Warlock(Delta Magi Phi) Frat House, princess of Hell, daughter of Lucifer and Lilith Morning star)

Charlie:*If this were happening back in Hell, Charlie would certainly never be allowed to live it down, the idea of the princess of The Morningstar family herself getting jiggly with an imp?! Yet in her mind what better service for one of her people in such dire distress and need than Moxxie as he her atop him in the Compact position. Being her personal sexual throne as she bounced and rode on his cock with abandon, cumming so often that she’d go into her full demon mode. One has to wonder woul the imp be doing this had he been sober and in his right state of mind…* -Tsunade Senju (former Leaf village hokage, faculty, campus nurse)

Tsunade:*As a kunoichi of her wealth of age and experience, Ms.Senju woild be no stranger to sex but to say this was a whole different kettle of fish for her was an understatement. Though one has to wonder as seen here in what was the latter evening of day 1 in week 1, the sight of her naked body made the imp hornier than he already was. In his defence though, she had some rocking tits that he just had to enjoy and such she was more than happy to use. Stroking him off with her fun bags while she kissed and licked the thrusting tip, even when his cock was going off like a cork popped champagne bottle.* -Anko Mitarashi (faculty member)

Anko:*Ms.Mitarashi wasn’t too fsr behind when she learned her lover was involved in this matter so she was something of a packaged deal in wanting a piece of the action. Seeming to make every attempt like a challenge daring her to try and outdo herself every single time as seen on day 1 of week 3. Taking it in a missionary as the imp suckled on her tits,p before Tsunade got involved, sitting on her lover’s face while se took hold of Moxxie’s to kiss him. So smooshing it between her own marshmallows as she welcomed his amorous attention once more with abandon.* -Lilith Clawthorne (faculty member)

Lilith:*Of the Clawthorne sisters, most would’ve figured Lilith to be the more restrained and vanilla in terms of her sexual tastes and modesty. However as seen with this clip from day 6 of week 1, that wasn’t the case with the bookworm Clawthorne was taking it a wheelbarrow position. Moans mixed with the clapping of her cheeks and oh to ya nothing of the dirty talk coming out those lovely lips, oh sure she no doubt had a vocabulary but good lord. How she could sound so nerdy Yet so horny so surreal and that was before she went harpy mode.*”Fuck me you rabid little deviant! Fuck and fill me with your DNA!!” -Eda Clawthorne (faculty member)

Eda:Compared to her sister, Eda was hardly mashing anything if only because of just well and utterly fucked she was getting to ever be able to form words let alone sentences. Day 2 of week 3 especially as she clung to the walls, growling snd grunting with her body going into harpy mode with her face an expression of punch drunk lust. All the while Moxxie clung to her, arms and legs around her waist while he was pumping away into her hot, sloppy snatch. The mantra of “get pregnant” head from the imp if you listened close enough, eben with the heavy skin slapping between the duo going on* -Ivy Flour (student, member of Phantom(Ghusa Iota Phi) Frat House)

Ivy:*Ms.Flour had been among thrust to actively and willingly step up in providing sexual relief for the imp, if anything seeming very eager for it and not regretting it soon as they started. Seen here on day 4 of week 1 as she took it prone bone, her ass a cushion for thst blurring olives as Moxxie fucked her deep and hard. Mr.Pantar laying on the floor in a distinct unconscious pose that seemed memeticly familiar. Ms.Sundew looking as she waited fo her turn, shameless playing with herself and used her own tongue on her slit…* -Maddie Sundew (student, member of Phantom(Ghusa Iota Phi) Frat House)

Ivy:*Along with Ms.Flour, Ms.Sundew and their shared significant other (see file:Sprig Plantar) had been among the first volunteers o step up in aiding the infect imp of his erotic intoxication. One has to wonder if there was some prior history of intimacy between the trio and the Knolastnames but digression aside, their dedication to the music teacher was undeniable. As seen here on day 5 of week 1 with Moxxie pulling back on her arms while taking her from behind before Maddie came onto the scene to press her cooch to her girlfriend’s face. Her moans and expression indicating Ivy was definitely using her frog tongue and it was getting in good and deep.* -Willow Park (student, member of Toadhead(Kappa Tuso Chi) Frat House)

Willow:*Ms.Park was among the more surprising among the roster certainly, not that one could call her a prude or anything on a campus of sexually educated and experienced young adults and all but a shocker all the same. More so as her attempts to sate the imp in his state of rut as seen in day 5 of week 3, her usually sweet face sporting a shamelss ahegao and her eyes glowing pink with lust while she held her legs spread open to welcome Moxxie piledriving her into the mattress. Her pussy overflowing yet every clap of her asscheeks was like a call to the wild beast inside of her, telling her to keep going. Every orgasm just fuel on the wildfire….* -Sasha Waybright (student, member of Warlock(Delta Magi Phi) Frat House)

Sasha:*Between herself and Ms.Wu, Ms.Waybright had been expected to have something of an edge regarding her abilities (see files:Amphibia, Calamity Box), but expectations and reality are very different sides of the same coin. As indicated here from Day 4 of week 2 with the blonde held in the imp’s grasp in a Titanic position, making her ride on piston pumping cock witha bump in her stomach going up and down. The expression on her face indicating his deep in ecstasy her brain was drowning in before Marcy entered the scene to press their lips together in a sloppy kiss. The sight of such sudden lesbian intimacy turning the Moxxie on more than he already was.*

Emberlynn Pinkle (student, member ofMetabex (Cazu Omega Sigma) Frat House)

Emberlynn:*The final volunteer as can be seen on day 7 of week 3, Ms.Pinkle had been handselected personally as by this point, the crop had only done so much before they could no longer manage to recover and keep up for a quickie. The fact the otaku girl was unashamed when it came to her personal kinks and interests as an admitted Monsterfucker was all the better when letting her know just what she was in for. Credit where credit is due for holding out as long as she had until Eclipsa Butterfly had made her long awaited return to cure the imp of his affliction. Ms.Pinkle has since been said to be fine in the aftermath since, having apparently become close with the imp and his wife on an imtimate, personal level.*

At the time upon Moxxie being cleaned of his intoxication, side effects in terms of contagious contamination weren’t evident until around the holiday season. But Ms.Meteora indicated the problem was contained before any inconvenience occured and the imp has been reported to have been in better spirits and health since. Though it has been said thst his popularity among students and faculty alike has increased since then. Bu make of thstat what You will.

#sketchfan #sketchfan85 #sketchfanda #helluva boss #moxxie #hazbin hotel #naruto #amphibia #the owl house #gravity falls #glitch techs #grim adventures of billy and mandy #invader zim #star vs the forces of evil #star vs foe #svtfoe

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The w o r d s m i t h knows that the pen is mightier than the sword, for it shapes minds and moves hearts. -- ChatGPT (bc I couldnt find a good quote so chatty helped me out here)

Lila Pitts blog (small hiatus) || Billy Hargrove blog ||

Some rules:

I'm 30+ working full time and being a full time single parent. I am constantly stressed and I just want to write to have fun and unload my stress. I was going to do a fancy google docs for my muses, but it just didn't work out. But short and sweet:

Be 21+ to interact. Just have fun. I love MxM ships, they're my comfort ships. I ship all my peeps with chemistry and the whole purpose for plots is to end up shipping romantically. If you're not cool with that, no worries I won't force you. I'm just a huge shipwhore.

My writing will involve dark themes - please be wary of that. I don't tag anything either so im sorry. Again, I just want to have fun. Writing is supposed to be for fun. I hope we get to write/plot/brainstorm.

Canon and OC muses under the cut. I need to work on them, but for now just have a short list to see who i'm planning on bringing in.

Merlin - Immortal- Pansexual - Verse dependent .

Powerful Warlock The last Dragonlord **Because he's immortal, I can fit him into any verse. In modern times, I have it that he's a professor teaching History. I am so prepared for reincarnation plots, or even normal professor x student plots if you're into that trope.

Killian Jones - 40 - Bisexual - Verse dependent.

Known as 'Captain Hook' in all the fairy tales. Wasn't born a villain. Abandoned by both his parents. Hell bent on revenge for 200 years and because of that magic, he has kept his youthful appearance.

He'd fit into any verse, be it modern or fantasy. He's a pirate from a fairy tale.

Leopold Fitz - 35 - Bisexual - Verse dependent

-Smartest man ever. Or at least on AoS. -Genius engineer, part of S.H.I.E.L.D. at the Sci-Tech department. -Sarcasm and wit makes up for the lack of muscles, but he's a fighter and will fight to protect his friends and family. Had an abusive dad and a mother who wasn't always there. Grew up to be one of the brightest minds.

Can fit into any fandom - supernatural or normal.

James Beaufort - 23 - Pansexual - Verse dependent

Trust fund baby with a bit of arrogance. However it only comes from the fact that he hides the abuse he endures from his father.

sports and partying, a way he tends to spend his time when he doesn't want to be home.

Nothing that money can't buy; He's a smartass, but once you get through that exterior of arrogance and narcissim, you'll see he's just a kid trying not to anger daddy who will hurt his mother as a way to hurt him.

college/small town plots as well as enemies to lovers trope for this babe? yes?

Wynonna Earp - 40 - Pansexual - Hunter- Verse dependent

Literally the female version of Dean Winchester. Except she protects the Ghost Triangle which she calls home from all Supernatural beings. Has a child, who she had to give away to protect her from the Earp curse. Stays behind to help the sheriff protect her home. loves and cares for her sister dearly, and truly just needs a happy ending for herself but she believes she doesn't deserve it.

Supernatural plots for sure !

Dean Winchester - 40- homosexual - Hunter - Verse dependent.

The ending we all saw didn't happen. Dean and Sam grow up to be old and continue hunting with Castiel as their guardian angel. However, in my verses, he's alive and doing well. Just like wynonna earp, his job is to protect people he cares about and write his own damn ending. Not the one that was written for him.

Supernatural plots for sure, crossover with everyone as long as he gets to be his pie-lovin' monster killin, sarcastic, witty self.

Judith Grimes - 18 - IMPORTANT - she is too young for anything NSFW however I chose to write her simply because I wanted the Grimes family legend to go on. Warrior, fighter, kick ass walker hunter out there to save the world. Verse dependent, will need heavy plotting if things were to get serious in a romantic type of way. Simply bc this teenage girl is out there trying to live as opposed to finding love. So plotting is a must!

Rhiannon Lewis - 28 - Pansexual - contemplating using her or Olivia Cooke-

Sweet serial killer. That's it. That's the plot. I love all the slasher writers coming around. We can do so much murder-esque writing. But I'd love to do something cannon. Someone be AJ to my Rhiannon?

Sam Carpenter (Loomis) - Melissa Barrera - 28 - Scream franchise.

You all, the plots and AUs we can do with Sam. Please let me know if you'd like to plot anything out. Basically the daughter of the notorious serial killer Billy Loomis. Haunted by her father's past.

Ace Hardy - 29 - Nancy Drew fandom- Alex Saxon FC- verse dependent, more on him soon

Veronica Mars - 40 - Kristen Bell FC -Private Eye- verse dependent

Can we pretend that thing didn't happen at all? We know what i'm talking about, right?

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

Avery Thomson - Saoirse Ronan FC- 30 - Pansexual

-Girl likes peace. She is shy, she is insecure, she is lonely, but at times she doesn't mind it. She's awkward, but she has great ideas she'd love to let out. Yet no finance to invest in any ideas, so she started a podcast. Works as a secretary for a big company on the weekdays and then works on her podcast during the weekends. She's just waiting for a bit of excitement in her life.

open to any plots really!

Michael Wilson - Andrew Garfield FC- Professor of History- 40

Quiet, shy, but very hard working. Teaches History, loves history, basically a history nerd. Which is why it can open up possibilities to supernatural plots or just rom-com plots.

Damian Miller- 52- CEO-Wentworth Miller FC- Homosexual

Hard working, grew up to provide, but he's always been empty. Very old school and traditional, but that's because he has never found a reason to break the rules.

I'm thinking a tragic trope for him, being a closeted gay who could never fight for the man he loved so he ended up marrying the woman his parents chose. Had 2 children with her, and yet he's never been at peace. He's also my oldest muse if you were interested.

age gap trope/ boss/employee trope honestly whatever you'd like.

Blake Hawthorne- Pansexual- 24-Tom Blythe FC

Troublemaker. Gotten arrested a few times. Loves chaos, probably lands in trouble a lot but that's because he never had a secure homelife. parents were always gone and out of the picture so he had free reign to everything. Probably the type to join protests because he knows he'd get away with it. Freedom fighter for the under privileged which is ironic since he comes from a big family.

He'd be a fun muse. Any trope would do.

David Miller -Archie Renaux FC- 29- pan -

Manipulative little shit that causes too much mischief. The typical bad boy, wants things his way or no way. Overly confident, and thinks he's the best.

Under all of that is just a lot of insecurity. Literally tho open for any trope!

#Indie Rp #mature rp #indie fantasy rp #indie mature rp #indie oc rp

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who-is-page · 1 year ago

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I'm ✨~ pranking my partner ~ ✨ and YOU can help!

Disclaimer / TL;DR: This is, fundamentally, an extremely silly prank where I want to buy my partner a MtG deck he'll love, swap out his normal deck for his dream deck, challenge him to a match, and then watch his face light up in delight when he realizes.

(And then I want to watch his face fall into despair as I kick his ass in card games, revealing that I've also swapped out my normal deck for my dream deck! Surprise, motherfucker! Multi-part PRANK! ...but this Ko-Fi is specifically for raising money for his deck, not mine.)

My spouse's current hyperfixation is Magic the Gathering and, naturally, he's in the process of roping our whole polycule into all kinds of delighted card game mishaps and mayhem. His enthusiasm for the game is downright infectious, and I'm not saying that just because most of us are in love with him, either.

My partner and I lost our first Magic decks back when we were crossing the Florida peninsula to get away from Irma in 2017. He lost his Liliana deck; I lost my werewolf deck. We didn't end up buying any new physical cards for around five years, because... well, as corny as it sounds, it's really, really upsetting to lose a deck of cards you've bonded to and have had some really great times with! Hell, it still kind of makes my heart ache to think about, wondering where those cards could be. It's like the emotional equivalency of getting all your data on a game erased after hundreds of hours of playtime. Like, sure, you could replay it (or in this case, purchase new versions of the decks), but it really wouldn't be the same and might just feel like salt in the wound. We were also broke college kids at the time, so we couldn't afford to spend that much money frivolously-- the decks had skyrocketed in price, since it had been just long enough for them to be out of print, so the only people selling them had them at a huge mark-up. (And even now, I think his old Liliana deck is selling for like...$250+. Ouch. I think we splurged and spent like $20 on it when we first got it, for comparisons.)

We'd finally gotten some new decks in the last year, and we started playing on the Magic the Gathering Arena app. The new physical decks are honestly lovely, don't get me wrong, but none of them jive quite the same as our old decks did. My partner, recognizing this, drafted us both up our 🌟ideal decks 🌟 on the app, so we could have fun playing the physical game with the cards we've got AND could still have decks handmade for us that we've bonded to through trial and tribulation. It was super sweet and thoughtful of him to do, especially since none of the decks we physically own are any of my color combinations, and I sometimes get really frustrated playing them.

(For those of you familiar with Magic's color combos, I'm a red/green player who usually prefers werewolves, dinosaurs, and dragons. We have a blue/black fairy deck that I usually wind up with, and a white/blue spirit deck that I'll sometimes use. They're not bad decks by any means, but holy shit is it not my preferred play style.)

BUT THEN I HAD AN EPIPHANY.

I am no longer a homeless college student, having to manage every penny with sniper-like precision and having to make sure that I'm always able to carry my home on my back! I'm a settled adult, in a house with my polycule, with reliable income! If I really want to, I can purchase all the individual cards in our decks!

But here's the thing. My spouse is the king of pranks. We were best friends all throughout high school and when we first started dating and then living together, the jokes and shenanigans only intensified. (Living together with your partner is great because it's like an infinite sleep-over. I am so serious.) So I thought, wouldn't it be funny as hell if I buy his dream deck, swap it out with his normal deck without him noticing, challenge him to a card game, and then watch his face TOTALLY LIGHT UP when he realizes what I've done?

And wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if I also get my own dream deck--which normally kicks his ass in the app when we play together--sneak it into that match, and the totally demolish him??? CAN YOU IMAGINE HIS FACE????

(For background information, I lose a good 80% or more of our physical matches, because I am not a good blue player and he is an excellent vampire player. So this is also some minor catharsis for me.)

So, yeah: the Ko-Fi goal is what I'm hoping to raise to financially soften the blow of purchasing my partner's deck! I have no idea what the cost is going to look like for his, since I still need to sneak my way onto his app and download his decklist, but I'm hoping that $200 will be enough to cover his 100-card deck, since it looks like that's how much I'll need to squirrel away for my own.

#personal #ko-fi #MtG

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offorestsongs · 8 months ago

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OC INTRODUCTION ➳ SWALLOW REYNARD

"You think you can outsmart me? Let's test that theory, sounds like fun."

A star of the Spelldrive team and an enjoyer of (what he thinks is) harmless chaos, Swallow considers himself a vigilante of Night Raven College. He proudly boasts about standing up for the poor and the bullied and seems to target the more well-off students with his antics, though some students speculate he does it more for the fun of it (and to pocket some money), than out of actual goodness of his heart.

BASIC INFORMATION

full name 🦊 Swallow Reynard nicknames 🦊 Monsieur Voleur (Rook), Water Cricket (Floyd), crow (Leona), rat bastard (Kalle) species 🦊 fox beastman height 🦊159 cm age 🦊 17 y/o birthday 🦊 17.10 gender 🦊 cis male (he/him) sexuality 🦊 bi + demisexual hometown 🦊 Queendom of Roses dorm 🦊 Heartslabyul class 🦊 2-A club 🦊Spelldrive favorite subject 🦊Flight dominant hand 🦊right talent 🦊whittling, pickpocketing hobby 🦊archery, fencing favorite food 🦊bread and cheese least favorite food 🦊caviar pet peeve 🦊royalty, just rich people in general twisted from 🦊 Robin Hood (from the 1973 movie) signature spell 🦊 Merry Thief - allows him to walk without making a sound or casting a shadow; it's considered a pretty harmless and weak spell and doesn't use a lot of magic

PERSONALITY

The very definition of "chaotic lawful" - he seems to be concerned a great deal with justice and certainly has a strong moral code, yet no one is able to figure what exactly it is. Swallow himself would said it's pretty easy, actually. He wehemently hates people born into comfort and money or those who hold power over others, as he believes that everyone should be equal in standing.

He's usually pretty friendly and cheery, some say - overly so, as he doesn't seem to take anything seriously. Nobody ever knows what to expect from him; he's quite shifty, likes to cause a little bit of mischief and takes a great deal of joy in annoying the people that he thinks deserve it. He's confident (often overly so), flashy and loves attention. He treats everything he does like putting on a show.

He doesn't respect authority and doesn't really care about getting an education, thinking good grades won't help him in "real" life, which makes him a problem student even compared to the rest of Night Raven College. Despite his less than perfect grades though, he's very clever and witty, good at thinking quickly and resistant to stress.

RELATIONSHIPS

Riddle Rosehearts - unexpected to many (Riddle included), Swallow actually really respects Riddle and everytime they're together, he's on his best behavior. He often offers his help to Riddle, be it with organising the unbirthday parties or just making him tea. He also tends to flirt with Riddle a lot, not out of any actual interest, but just because he finds Riddle's reactions funny.

Leona Kingscholar - Swallow is Leona's personal nightmare. He considers Leona to be everything he hates (rich, royal, lazy) put into one human being and so he does everything in his power to make Leona's life worse. It's especially true during the Spelldrive matches; he takes every opportunity to make himself the star of the show, even when it puts them in danger of losing the actual game. The only reason why Leona haven't kicked him out yet is because Swallow is geniuenly a really good player.

Ruggie Bucchi - on the other hand, Swallow thinks Ruggie is pretty cool and sometimes helps him in his endeavors to earn more money. He also constantly tries to get Ruggie too ditch Leona.

Azul Ashengrotto - another one of Swallow's prime targets. He finds Azul's greediness and false benevolence to be downright disgusting. On the other hand Azul thinks that Swallow's beliefs in an "equal world" is nothing more than laughable. Swallow often visits the Mostro Lounge to be a pain in the ass, getting dragged into heated debates with Azul, since both of them feel the need to prove the other wrong.

Kalle Brunne (my OC) - as somebody whose life revolves mostly around being Azul's guard dog, Kalle considers Swallow to be one of the worst students at NRC. Everytime they see Swallow, their blood boils with anger. In turn, Swallow doesn't think much of Kalle, mostly considering them kind of pathetic for kissing Azul's boots.

Kalim Al-Asim - Swallow is nice to Kalim :). Why wouldn't he be? Look at how good of friends they are! And if Swallow uses Kalim's nicety to try and get money out of him - well. Kalim has too much of it anyways. Nobody should care.

Jamil Viper - similar to Kalle, Jamil's feelings towards Swallow are less than positive. He considers him not only a general nuisance, but also an actual threat to his job. He tries to get Swallow away from Kalim, while Swallow thinks that Jamil should just ditch Kalim completely and doesn't understand why he didn't do so already.

TRIVIA

his last name is a reference to Reynard the Fox, a character from medieval literature that was also partly an inspiration for the 1973 Robin Hood movie

he uses light magic

the card of his dorm uniform is Jack of Hearts

he cuts his hair himself - he wears his hair in a ponytail mostly to hide the fact that he actually has the worst mullet known to man

he takes a great care of his tail, always making sure it's soft and shiny

he's good at identifing which mushrooms are edible and which aren't

he likes flirting with people just to see their reactions

WRITING

headcanons; swallow fun facts!

fics; flirty prompts ask game

CARDS

[SSR] Loungewear [SR] Pumpkin King (fan event)

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #heartslabyul #heartslabyul oc #💌 art #🦊 swallow #he's finally here!!#my worst communist fox son <33 #he causes chaos everywhere he goes and i love him so much

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dracobaar · 6 months ago

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I suddenly recalled an interesting dream I had a few years ago.

In the dream, I was the sole owner of a tavern in one of those JRPG worlds. It was in a small, presumably significant rural town, so it wasn't that big and I could see all of the main room from behind the bar. I had a backroom where the kitchen was, and there was an upstairs where there were a few rooms for rent along with my own living quarters.

Business was sparse, with only a few passing adventurers staying for a drink before moving on. Sometimes, a critically injured person at a party needs a place to stay a night or two. There was a world-threatening war or event or whatever going on in the setting that I'd hear a bit about from guests, but it wasn't my problem. I was just a tavern owner. I enjoyed my quiet time and helping the few who needed me.

Anyways, one day, this guy I've never seen before enters and comes up to the bar. I don't remember what he looked like other than that he had a pretty face and a funny hat, but he identified himself as Abe no Seimei. He told me that my tavern was (in)conveniently located at a key point of some leyline or whatever and asked if he could do something in the main room. I don't really know what exactly he was talking about, but whatever he said told me he was going to disrupt my business, so I told him no. He tried to tell me that whatever he wanted to do was important to his quest, so I asked him how long he would need the room. He tells me he wants to install some kind of permanent fixture, which I decree as unacceptable because I have carefully designed this room to be nice and cozy! I do not need your magical mumbo jumbo ruining my vibes! I tell him to figure something different out and go away. He then leaves politely.

The next day, some different guy comes in. I don't remember a single thing about his appearance other than he looks younger than 18 years old, but he claims to be a disciple of Seimei. This kid demands that I give the tavern over to him. Naturally, I tell him no and kick him out.

The kid comes back later, same demands, but, this time, he brought some weird paper talismans. He says he will curse me if I don't give him the tavern. This time, I dump a bucket of water over him and throw him out again before he finishes his incantation.

Some more time passes, and some adventurers come in. They tell me that they saw some little onmyōji has been wandering outside my tavern saying that my tavern is cursed and they shouldn't talk to me. Since these are adventurers, they just had to come in and talk to me. I tell them that there is no curse and they become disappointed, but now I am concerned if this kid is going to be targeting my customers, so I ask the adventurers to fetch me some books about onmyōdō and I'll give them money and drinks (wow! a quest!). Don't let the little boy out there know. The adventurers complete the quest, and I do some studying.

After understanding the gist of certain things, I set up a defensive barrier around my tavern. Conveniently, there's a lot of mana to sustain it because, that's right, my tavern is on a leyline junction. A few days after I do this, the boy comes back into my tavern, and he's very surprised that I've figured out how to set up a sustained territory despite supposedly being just a rural tavern owner. Fool! This is my dream avatar! I was, at the time of this dream, a college student with a high GPA! This is essentially an isekai scenario! I am much smarter than I let on! But he doesn't need to know this, so I tell him to shut up, leave me and my business alone, and to get out before I kick his ass. The boy is fuming but he leaves. I wonder where the hell his parents are, but, hey, this is an RPG setting. Lone teenagers are everywhere.

A few days later, Seimei comes back in. I tell him to get out because I'm still not interested. He comments on the magic barrier, similarly impressed by the quality despite my lack of background. Hey, I only figured this out and put it up because his disciple has kept bothering me. Seimei becomes confused and says he doesn't have any disciples. What. Then who was that kid? Could be a fan or stalker, he has a lot of those. Dang, the heck? Seimei apologizes for the freak, and buys a drink. He can still be a normal customer, right? Well... I guess.

Seimei proceeds to sit down at a table and orders drinks and snacks. Mostly drinks. At first, I'm not bothered, but, after several hours, I realize that he's just going to keep buying drinks and snacks just so he can stay, and, in the meantime, he's working on some kind of magic artifact. Suspicious, I ask him what he's working on, and he says it's something to tap into the leyline to summon... something. He talks unclearly. He then diverts the conversation by asking if I'm interested in learning more magic arts. He thinks I have some talent in it and maybe I could be his disciple hahaha. Uh, no. He then asks if I would rather prefer to be his wife. Uh. No. This man is just trying to look for ways to stay, huh? After he finishes his drink, I kick him out.

Next day, Seimei comes back, dragging along the kid by the collar of his shirt and forces him to apologize to me. The kid does just seem to be someone who greatly admires Seimei and wants to help him... but he also calls me mean because I always kick him. Hey, maybe if you weren't always trying to curse me!! Seimei shakes the kid down and gets him to hand over all the cursing talismans he had and gives them to me. I could stick these on unruly patrons or something, or make a cursed drink to serve to said bad patrons. He proceeds to ask me for a kiss as a reward. When I tell him no, he asks for a hug. I tell him no again. Headpat? Sir, aren't you too tall and old for a headpat? ...I end up giving him a headpat, and I force the two to leave.

(I end up sticking all the talismans on a bottle of wine before locking it away in a safe. That thing becomes chock full of curses, and I do think I end up serving it to someone later, but I don't remember who.)

After this, Seimei became a "regular" to my tavern, always sitting at the same table and order drinks in large quantities. Somehow, he never gets drunk. Sometimes, the kid also comes, but, instead of demanding I give my tavern over, he now demands I marry Seimei. He thinks that Seimei is interested in me because I secretly also have some kind of talent or blood or whatever, and the whole leyline-location business was a ruse. The man himself doesn't seem to mind this shift in goals, but I certainly do. They keep disrupting my business!! You'd think a famous person like him would do something about the world-ending thing over there, but he's just here. What the hell. They do both eventually give up and leave ?permanently?, but it still was annoying at the time.

Anyways, this dream is the reason why any Abe no Seimeis I encounter in the media are hit with an opinion nerf: because the one in this dream was annoying, all the other Seimeis are more bothersome by association.

#Miscellaneous #i thought to post this in my other blog #but you know what its sort of related to my recent poll

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bluberimufim · 1 year ago

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HI I'M VERY LATE TO THIS

I BLAME FINALS ENTIRELY

I've been rotating this dude in my brain but I haven't had a chance to draw him bc college was kicking my ass

And so, inspired by that little setback, here's a Guy!

(this is a very quick sketch i did at 2AM)

His name is Lei Xiu! He's from Yue Weifeng and goes to the same school Jiang does. They were classmates who just sat in the same classroom for a few hours and never even interacted.

He's a top-of-his-class student and all the teachers love him but he just really wants a vacation. Or a nap. He's got so much work to do. Save him.

He comes from a Good Family(TM) who wants him to get a good, prestigious job but that requires learning magic and being really good at it. People think he's cool and aloof but he's just severely Out Of It due to lack of sleep. When he's well-rested and away from school, like during summer break or whatever the Yue Weifeng equivalent of it is, he's super cheerful and loud. He just looks like a zombie during the school year - a very smart zombie, but still.

And now, I want to very gently tag @macabremoons, @writernopal, @pumpkinsplots, and @mister-writes! If you're still interested in the tag game, that is

you know what would just be so cool and I never even considered it before?

making ocs for mutuals' worlds

one of the coolest parts of fandom (to me) is people interacting with a piece of media and thinking it's cool enough to put in all the effort of creating a whole new character to put on the board. not even interacting with the plot the og writer originally placed down, sometimes. just being a part of the world the writer created because it's such an interesting place to be, and they want to explore that world, whether it be through a self-insert or a new character or whatever

I just think it would be cool

#sorry if you've like. completely forgotten about this tag game #Lei Xiu means “elegant thunder” btw #from what google tells me #and if you're still interested in making an oc for one of my worlds... pls do 👉👈#writeblr #tag game #i guess i'll tag as #others' writing <3 #make an oc

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yutafrita · 2 years ago

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hey nat 💗💗 icb its only wednesday... i mean i can, but i just want more sleep :'') i hope your week is going well! c: could i request a drabble with faerie!chenle? -🚀

Aaaand now it’s Friday! I’m hoping to sleep in tonight but I doubt it lol. I do hope you get to sleep though- idk I feel like this week has been exhausting lol. Anyways- yes you can! I meant to have this up yesterday 😵‍💫 but i hope you like it! I’ve actually have never written so much for Chenle so i had a lot of fun 🥹

[4:01pm]

Pairing: Faerie!Chenle x Vampire!Reader (she/her)

Genre: General fluffiness, magic au and college au

Word Count: 1.7k (!?! idk how this happened)

CW: mentions of fake blood, reader is discriminated against for being a vampire

You hated having to ask for help, but you had gotten desperate. Your History of Magical Beings course was kicking your ass. You were struggling to properly memorize important dates- such as differentiating between the elvish wars, Satyr wars, and the elvish satyr war which are all different. Chenle was the smartest person in your class, and the only one that would be willing to help you- maybe. You weren’t sure, but this is what you were hoping for.

Your university only recently had lifted its ban on vampires, and Chenle was your only peer that didn't look at you in disdain. You always kept your colored contacts on so that people couldn't tell that your eyes naturally were red, and you never had your fangs exposed, but you still stuck out like a sore thumb amongst the mostly non-vampiric student body.

Quietly, you maneuvered through the university’s library, avoiding the glares sent your way. This floor of the library contained books mostly on lycanthropy and other magical transformations, so while you expected there to be several werewolves threatening you with their eyes, you still weren't sure why Chenle chose to linger on this floor by himself to study.

Winter was the only other vampires in your major (and your roommate) told you that they smelled a faerie on the floor above you two before then deducing who the smell belonged to.

"I don't understand why Chenle would hang out with a bunch of dogs," Winter grumbled. You quickly excused yourself from the table you two sat at, earning a shrug from her as you impulsively made your way upstairs. Faerie’s had a distinctly sweet smell, one that felt like a breathe of clean, fresh air compared to the werewolves on this floor.

The more you wandered the floor and followed his scent, the more you found yourself losing your nerve. Chenle may be the only one of your peers who would smile back at you in class, but it was bold to assume that he would want to speak with you- let alone study with you. Still, you pressed onwards until you found the nearly vacant table he sat at.

In class, he typically wore a sweater, but as he studied now, his jacket laid strewn on the table, his wings fully exposed. They were a soft yellow with a golden shimmer, yet so delicate that they were nearly see through. You were so entranced that for a moment, you forgot what you were there for. You cleared your throat, and steeled your nerves before moving towards him.

"For the millionth time, I'm not interested in howling at the moon tonight," Chenle spoke without looking up, as if this was a normal irritation for him.

“That doesn’t sound like much fun for me,” you joked, forcing a smile as Chenle looked up at the new voice.

“Oh, hi y/n!” Chenle smiled, a genuine smile that made your undead heart almost flutter. Still feeling timid, you sat down on the chair across from him, and explained to him your struggle in your shared course.

“… I don’t have anyone else I can ask for help,” you added, already feeling bad for bringing it up. Winter had barely passed the class the semester before, and didn’t have as much as any old notes to pass your way. “It… it’s okay if you can’t though, I understand.”

You met his gaze then. He seemed to be studying you, his wings fluttering behind him as he did.

“How come you can walk in the sun?” The faerie’s question surprised you enough for your mouth to hang open in shock for a moment. Pressing your lips on a tight line, you took out the Faerie enhanced sunblock that most modern day vampires had on hand. “So that was developed in the Satyr-Elvish wars when vampire clans aligned themselves on the elvish side. Faeries fought alongside them both and developed this defense so that vampires could be utilized as a secret weapon.”

After your shared class with Chenle, you two would meet in the library. He would help you with your course work, and you slowly found yourself finally getting the material while also getting to know Chenle.

"Let me take to you to dinner- as a thank you," you offered one day after a surprisingly long tutoring session. To be honest, you found yourselves getting more and more sidetracked as the days went on. Chenle was surprisingly easy to have a conversation with, and never made you feel unwanted.

“You can eat normal food?" He raised a teasing eyebrow at you.

"Yeah, just nothing with garlic."

"Seriously?" This seemed to surprise him.

"No of course not," you laughed, earning a booming laugh from the faerie. Walking through campus and the small town it presided in felt strange. Usually, you and Winter would walk and ignore the glares that other people would send your way. Vampires, even if they were like you and were just born naturally, were considered less than to other beings, hence why it took hundreds of years before your university really considered letting you all enroll. So, for you, walking through campus and receiving glares and grumbles your way was nothing new.

But, you could tell that Chenle was not too happy with this.

"Do you need something?" he shot at a group of other faeries you two were passing, their own green and blue wings seeming to hang low after Chenle snapped at them.

"You don't have to say anything, this is pretty normal," you noted, keeping your eyes focused on the ground in front of you.

"It shouldn't be," he grumbled. "Why do you let people be so mean to you?"

You stopped walking, looking up to look at him head on.

"Do you think I want that? Of course I don't- but if I stand up for myself, all it does is further the narrative that vampires are emotional beings who can't control their impulses. You get to just be smart and pretty but..." your voice trailed off, as you frowned to yourself.

"You think I'm pretty?" Chenle spoke, his own smile wide. You playfully shoved his arm, forgetting for a moment that you were a vampire and that he was a faerie- in that moment, you were just two people who really liked to be around each other.

Hanging out with Chenle began to go above just simple tutoring sessions.

"You smell like fresh linen... were you with that faerie again?" Winter asked one night after you gotten back to your apartment late.

"Yep!"

"Y'know, you've been hanging out with Chenle quite a lot. Has he introduced you to any of his friends?" she asked casually, not looking up from her Nocturnals Digest Magazine. Winter was really your only confidante and Chenle had met her on numerous occasions- yet, you never met those Chenle chose to spend the rest of his time with.

"I mean... we aren't dating or anything," you mumbled, yanking out your factory-made blood from the fridge to try and numb the intrusive thoughts filling your brain. "I mean... well... do you think there's a reason he wouldn't want me around his friends?"

At this, Winter glanced up at you as if it was obvious, then looked back at her magazine before sneering, "you've got some blood dribbling down your chin, you vamp."

Walking through campus the next day, you passed by the different groupings of students. As per usual, most species tended to stick together, and all shot you glares. Was Winter right? Did Chenle not trust you around his friends?

You did like Chenle, this you had come to realize fairly early. And while Chenle was flirty with you, beyond brushing his hand against your own or his wings lingering close to your back when you’d walk side by side, he hasn't made much else of an actual clear indication of his feeling. Perhaps, and this was a shot in the dark, he was worried about what his friends would think.

You didn't get to mull on this too much though, as you looked through the grassy center of campus, sun shining almost perfectly on a small group of men sitting in a cluster. Standing around the edges was someone with a familiar set of golden wings, and as if you were being beckoned, you headed towards Chenle.

"…. I wouldn't wish Calculus III on my worst enemy," one of the young men loudly complained before his gaze set on you. It wasn't the typical glare you were used to, though, it was a look more of curiosity than anything. This gave Chenle, who turned to face you before you could fully approach the group.

"Oh, y/n!" Chenle smiled, his wings shimmering in the sunlight as he moved to sling an arm over your shoulder. "Guys!" Chenle called the attention of the group behind him, earning collective looks of curiosity. The group was mostly as you suspected- mostly faeries, mostly.

"Is this that girl our Chenle's been gushing over all semester?" one of them taunted, standing up and moving to pinch Chenle's cheeks before getting brushed off. His wings were of a deep purple, and far less transparent than Chenle's.

"Haechan!" Chenle hissed.

"Aw, he's embarrassed!" the first young man that saw you laughed before promptly introducing themselves as Renjun, and he, you noted, was the only one without a pair of wings. Instead, you could easily pick up the scent of crisp apples and berries, his pointed ears giving away his status as an elf.

"So, are you guys dating finally?" the third boy asked, his own black wings giving off a silver shimmer in the sunlight.

You stood wide eyed, looking over at Chenle in awe at his friends openness.

"This is why I did not want you guys around her- especially you Jaemin," he groaned, earning mocking words from the other three boys.

“He was scared we’d take you away from him,” the one named Jaemin mocked, sticking his tongue out. You laughed with the rest of his friends, meeting Chenle’s nervous gaze as he tried to assess your thoughts. His friends were funny, accepting of you, and you would soon come to find out that they had been friends for many, many years.

“I’m glad your friends like me- or, I think they do,” you told him that night after class.

“What’s there not to like?” He playfully shoved your shoulder, his wings once again caressing your back as he did. Quietly, you laced your fingers through his, and smiled as he squeezed your hand tightly.

#🚀 anon #chenle x reader #chenle x y/n #nct fic #nct dream x reader #nct dream college au #Faerie!Chenle #nct fluff #vampire!reader

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onyx-luvrrr · 3 years ago

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Human AU, where the glamrocks are just college students that work at the mega pizzaplex for some extra pocket money. So one shift while just cleaning while families dine and celebrate they lay their eyes on reader whos just there to celebrate their younger siblings birthday. And they just go into simp mode. They just go into simp mode and maybe even ask reader for their number 😏

lets GOOOOOO!! Pairing(s): Gamlrock Chica x reader, Glamrock Freddy x reader, Montgomery x reader, Roxanne x reader Word Count: 0.7k Pronouns: not mentioned

Freddy, Chica, Roxanne, and Montgomery were a group of middle school friends. They all ended up going to the same college, wanting to get their base credits out the way. Something all of them wanted to do was find a way to get some extra cash in their pockets.

“I think the pizzaplex down the street is hiring,” Roxy said, looking up from her phone and showing the rest of the group. Chica, Monty, and Freddy all glanced at the phone. Monty laughed “That’s the same place I was kicked out of at twelve, it would be ironic if I worked there-” he said returning his focus to the guitar that was gifted to him for getting into a college. Chica and Freddy both rolled their eyes. “We need the money though. I say we take it,” Freddy spoke. Chica nodded in agreement. So, the four would go through the hiring process, eventually getting hired as a server (Chica), day time guards (Roxanne & Monty) and clean up staff (Freddy).

Glamrock Freddy:

❥ When laying eyes on you for the first time, his chest fluttered with butterflies and love. He just knew he had to get to know you one way or another. ❥ Despite you obviously sticking out like a sore thumb, it was so nice to see you interact with your sibling even though you were basically his age. You obviously didn’t belong in a pizzaplex that celebrates children’s birthday parties and entertains children. ❥ Eventually, he would approach and helplessly flirt with you, the amount of compliments you received causing you to be endlessly flattered. ❥ Soon though, Freddy had to return to cleaning tables and sweeping floors, but of course he didn’t leave you alone for long. He often asked if you guys were ‘done with your plates’ or ‘needed a new glass’ ❥ Definitely scored your number by the end of the day. :) Glamrock Chica:

❥ She nearly dropped her notepad when she made eye contact with you. It was one of those ‘sorry for my little sibling’s actions’ but oh my god did you have the most perfect shade of (YourEyeColor) known to mankind. ❥ Chica explained how your sibling was one of the more tame little kids she had encountered today, and that you shouldn’t feel bad about his joyfulness to get some (weird ass) pizza. You couldn’t help but feel a bit better about your sibling’s yelling and jumping in his seat. ❥ LOTS of flirting between you two !! ❥ She would make little remarks about your eyes or how gorgeous you looked today and how she hope your food is well. Just normal things, right? Just the usual! ❥ She manages to score your number before you leave ;)

Montgomery:

❥ Oh my god, laying eyes on you was like… magic? Fate? Destiny? Everything good that could happen to him that day, happened to him. ❥ He would approach you, smoothly try to slide into conversation but it was mostly just ‘hey girl, come here often?’ and poor you ‘well, yeah, kind of. my sibling likes it here–’ so it totally backfired on the poor gator man. ❥ He just laughed and acted like your response was normal and he kept on with his flirting. ❥ Monty doesn’t care about his job right now, there’s a very nice and stunning person in front of him right now. So of course he threw all his work onto Roxy, and just spoke to you. He focused on the kids, sure, made sure there was no sneaky business going on– but his main focus was definitely you. ❥ Totally forgot to ask for your number before you left :(

Roxanne:

❥ She panicked for a moment. It wasn’t until Monty pushed her into you- physically into you- that you guys began talking lololol ❥ You were just so alluring to her, she couldn’t even muster a word out of her narcissistic mouth for a fat second. “Sorry, my asshole friend pushed me-” she said, pointing toward the laughing Monty. you would say it was fine and conversation would start off there ❥ She would go all in, compliments GALORE! ❥ You two would talk on her break because she did go back to work, but you would introduce your sibling to her and she would introduce you to Monty, so the four of you all kinda hung out for 20 mins lol ❥ She managed to get your number before you left <3

#fnaf x reader #five nights at freddy's x reader #fnafsb x reader #five nights at freddy's security breach x reader #secuirty breach x reader #sb x reader #glamrock freddy x reader #glamrock chica x reader #montgomery x reader #roxanne x reader #montgomery gator x reader #roxanne wolf x reader

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beeindaclouds · 3 years ago

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hi mom! can I request punz headcannons please? like both being in college and meeting each other in a class and whatnot. thank you mom, i hope you're doing wonderful today!

-☆anon

I think I have a few ideas 🤔

Hope you enjoy <3

Going to college w/ Punz

Requests are CLOSED

Reader: GN - They/Them

For some reason I see him as being that student who no matter what he wears it just looks so effortlessly handsome

Like man comes to school with a hoodie, jeans and a snap back and he still looks amazing, like ???

So you are by now used to getting cold stares from jealous people...cause you're friends with him

And you two are pretty close too

You randomly started talking in one of your first classes togheter and BOOM friendship is magic u.u

I see him as being the type of person that whenever he owns you a favor, because you did something for him like letting him copy off of you, he'll buy you lunch or breakfast

Like one day you found Punz sitting at your usual spot with a little bag on his desk, and as soon as you sit down he handed it to you

Or you two just go out to restaurants near college to grab a quick bite

Whenever you have group projects you two are quick to pair up, no second thought or hesitation

You've learned eachother pros and cons, so you know how to work well with eachtoher

But this also means pushing the work until last second just to do other stuff, like playing video games or having random movie marathons in the middle of the night

Which also results in you two staying up 'till late to send the project at the last second

And the next day you walk into class like zombies, running only on a few monster cans and half a subway sandwich

If you two are ever invited to college parties mans got your back

Somebody's making you feel uncomfortable? He's ready to kick some ass

You need a wingman? He'll gladly help

Or, if you have more then just platonic feelings for him, you'll probably close yourselves in someone's room and make out for a few hours

And you'll probably blame it on the alcohol for weeks, until it keeps on happening so much that all those little things that you both do for eachother have a whole other meaning then just "friends being friends"

#dreamsmp #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #punz #punzblurb #punz x reader #beeblurbs

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oblivionsdream · 3 years ago

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Do you have any book recommendations?

Oh I’ve always got rec’s 😆

I apologize for the length. I originally tried to keep it brief but then gave up. I have too many books I would love of gush about. 😂

-I Hunt Killers by Barry Lyga: YA, thriller, son of a serial killer has to clear his name after similar murders to his father starts popping up. It’s dark but has a lot of snark and some rather lovable characters

-The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller: adult, LGBTQ+, a retelling of the Iliad that tells the story of Patroclus and Achilles

-Circe by Madeline Miller: adult, a retelling of the story of the witch Circe from Greek Mythology.

-Not Even Bones by Rebecca Schaeffer: a dark twisted supernatural YA, this is definitely for people who like screwed up characters that are definitely not the good guys. Maybe check out the trigger warnings before reading though

-Vicious by V.E Schwab: adult, it’s a roommates to enemies story where things go horribly wrong for two college roommates who do an experiment to gain super powers. One of them ends up in prison for ten years and once he gets out he’s determined to get revenge on the other. Also another book with screwed up dark characters.

-Sorcery of Thorns by Margaret Rogerson: YA, fantasy, magic library, magic books, amazing characters and had the best demon servant ever. I really can’t hype this book enough

-Jellicoe Road by Melina Marchetta: YA, I can’t even begin to describe how this book made me feel. It follows two generations as it goes between past and present as Taylor deals with her past and the mystery of her mother who abandoned her on the Jellicoe Road

-In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan- YA, LGBTG+, fantasy, SO good and SO funny, kind of makes fun of a lot of fantasy tropes and the MC is such a snarky boy. Honestly just amazing

-Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon: adult, fantasy, LGBTQ+, epic fantasy with kick ass women and DRAGONS

-Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo: New Adult, Dark Academia with ghosts and some magic. Second book is coming out at the beginning of next year and I cannot wait!

-If We We’re Villians by M.L Rio: Adult, Dark Academia, Theatre students with a bit of murder, very good especially if you’re a fan of Shakespeare

-The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Reid Jenkins: adult, LGBTQ+, about the life of a golden age movie star

-Daisy Jones and the Six by Taylor Reid Jenkins: adult, about a 70’s rock band

-Malibu Rising by Taylor Reid Jenkins: adult, about the kids of a rock star who are all surfers. Honestly my favorite by this author. As an older sister who helped raise her younger siblings it hit very close to home

-Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas: YA, LGBTQ+, MC accidentally summons a ghost and they try to figure out the mystery of how he died and also what happened to the MC’s cousin.

-Charm Offensive by Alison Cochrun: adult, rom com, LGBTQ+, involves a reality dating show but the main bachelor ends up falling for one of the guys working on the show. Super cute and wholesome

-One to Watch by Kate Stayman-London: adult, romance, another reality dating show but the MC is a plus sized woman. Super good book but warning for some fat phobia

-Tarot Sequence by K.D Edwards- adult, LGBTQ+, urban fantasy, great found family, lots of action and snark, MC is the last surviving member of the Sun Court and in the first book he gets hired to find the missing son of Lady Judgement (make sure to check the trigger warnings before reading)

-Literally anything by TJ. Klune but here are my favs

The Green Creek series: adult, LGBTQ+, werewolves, great found family,

How to be a Normal Person: adult, LGBTQ+, MC runs a movie rental store and falls for the new asexual hipster barista. Homestly just super cute and funny

House in the Cerulean Sea: all ages appropriate, fantasy, LGBTQ+, MC is a essentially a social worker for magic kids and he gets sent to evaluate an orphanage that houses the anti christ and falls for the childrens care giver. This may be the cutest book I have ever had the privilege of reading

-Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao: YA, Sci Fi, LGBTQ+, blood thirsty bad ass woman MC who is out to get revenge on her sisters killer and also fights aliens in a giant mechs suit

-Winters Orbit by Everina Maxwell: adult, Sci Fi, LGBTQ+, arranged marriage trope where the two MC’s are also trying to solve a murder to stop an interplanetary war

-Sadie by Courtney Summers: YA, thriller, a pod cast follows the story of Sadie, a missing girl who is out for revenge for the death of her sister. I could not put this one down

-To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North: this one is just a fun choose your own adventure Hamlet retelling. It’s so chaotic

-Legendborn by Tracy Deonn: YA, fantasy, it’s like the story of Arthur but reinvented and was just a fun time.

-Anthropocene Reviewed by John Green: I’m not usually a non fiction kind of person but this was lovely, very introspective and filled with life

-We Are the Ants by Shaun David Hutchinson: YA, LGBTQ+, MC has been abducted by aliens but no body believes him. The aliens give him a choice- if he presses this button humanity will be saved. If he doesn’t everyone will die. The MC has decide whether humanity is truly worth saving after all.

-Our Bloody Pearl by D.N Bryn: adult, fantasy, LGBTQ+, a blood thirsty siren gets captured by pirates and held prisoner for a year until they are essentially rescued when a different set of pirates attack and take over the ship. They slowly begin to trust and befriend the new pirate captain

-Check, Please! by Ngozi Ukazu: sports, LGBTQ+, graphic novel, hockey, baking and a great team of friends, super cute and funny

-Fence by C.S Pacat and Sarah Rees Brennan: sports, LGBTQ+, it’s both a mixture of graphic novels and regular novels, involves fencing and a cast of lovable characters, also very funny

-Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe by Fannie Flagg: adult, LGBTQ+, this one is an older book but I love it, it’s the story of a small town in the South and the people who live there. The movie is also splendid and one of my favorites of all time.

#I tried to include a variety of books #hope this helps!#book recs

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