#he flirted with my sister too much and talked abt his wife making him sleep on the couch

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i woke up in a cold sweat this morning after a nightmare where my dad murdered a guy in front of me and then told me to cover it up but i was 7 years old in the dream and didn't want to scrub brains off of the wall so i ran and my eighth grade english teacher called the police (i hate my eighth grade english teacher) so i, as a seven-year-old, hotwired a car (my eighth grade english teacher's car) and swerved that shit out of the chuck-e-cheese parking lot but it got me wondering if i could swerve that clean out a parking lot irl so if yall wanna see me swerve out of a chuck-e-cheese parking lot lmk