#he doesn't do it like mush tho

[onmebackmush]

the scene in 92sies where jack & david confront pulitzer is so heartwarming bcs we get to see that david finally graduated from the mush meyers school of Wearing a Dirty Undershirt With Your Entire Neck and Collarbones Out

[just-jordie-things]

Hi

If you take that type of requests, what jjk men turns them on to their s/o if you feel comfortable ofc

Also have a nice day <3

a/n: hehe the brainrot is ROTTING today folks <3 enjoy some semi-casual turn-ons ___

gojo satoru

obvi this man gets horny over nothing so he'll get turned on by anything you do, really.

but he especially likes when you come onto him first. just bc it's usually him trying to ~seduce~ you. so he finds it very cute when you make your attempts at initiating sexy time- whether you're good at it or not lmfao

he also likes when you tease him. call him the strongest or the honored one in that cute little mocking voice you do and he's folding he's on his knees and under your skirt.

fushiguro megumi

gets turned on by simple domestic acts.

you need your dress zipped up? you need him to open a jar for you? you need him to get something off the top shelf for you?

something about how casually you need him just gets him going.

and eventually you know it too, so after some time you find yourself asking him to help you with tasks you're fully capable of completing on your own, just to see how riled up you can get him over something as simple as cooking dinner together.

(you never did get to eat that meal lmfao)

you ended up at a mcdonalds drive through with very obviously ruined clothes and messed up hair. the cashier snickered at your matching lovebites while he'd been paying.

okkotsu yuuta

gets turned on anytime you say his name.

no matter the context. no matter the volume or tone. he's swooning if you say his name.

hollering from the next room over? lovesick.

first thing in the morning when you wake up and your voice is raspy as you ask how he slept? morning sex guaranteed.

even during an argument, if you make the mistake of calling him by his name, expect to make up very quickly. kinda hard to stay mad when he's in your guts <3

i imagine it eventually gets so bad that even when you're texting, if you call him yuuta or yuu, he's making the chat horny.

inumaki toge

touch his hair and he's mush in your hands.

as soon as your fingers card through the silk blonde locks, his eyes are falling shut and he's leaning into the touch so hard, like a little cat dying for more affection.

you swear you hear a little purr from him sometimes if you scratch at his scalp just right

it will go from comforting and sweet to the horniest makeout session in a matter of seconds tho. it doesn't take long for little purrs to turn into strangled growls and whimpers as he longs for you to tug a little harder.

if you even try to take your hands out of his hair he stops you.

100% will grab your wrist and shove your hand to the back of his head.

prolly cuz he likes having a partner that's a bit possessive <3

[yutasbellybuttonpiercing]

how would riize eat out their partner🙈

thank you!! i hope this is what you were looking for!! <3

also @ everyone who sent in an ask... i'll get to it! it's just a lot more than i expected and i'm a lot more busy slash mentally ill than i anticipated, so it might take a bit! i will do my best 💪🏻

smut warning!! mdni!! also dni if this makes you uncomfortable!! this is just for funsies!!

shotaro:

#1 pussy eater. he could spend hours on end down there. he wont stop until your brain has turned to mush and your legs are shaking around his head. and afterwards he has the audacity to wipe his mouth an go "what next?" as if you're not inches away from calling in sick for work the next day.

eunseok:

he does it, he likes it, but don't expect anything crazy. he does not like being called out on it, but he prefers receiving. if you really want it, go sit on his face because he for sure loves that!

sungchan:

does extremely well generally, so you're not sure if he does it on purpose or not, but every time you're close, he stops to teasingly ask you if it "feels good, yeah? aww are you going to cum already? such a good little girl."

wonbin:

it takes a while until he gets the hang of it, but then he does it well. as mentioned in another post (i don't remember which one, honestly), he's all about the visuals of it all (which is probably why it takes a bit for him to master it if he only focuses on what it looks like). still, he's going to make you watch.

seunghan:

likes it, especially when you're being in more of a romantic mood, but usually, it kind of lacks the power play factor he loves so much. in those moments tho, he basically folds you in half and eat you out until you scream, all while maintaining eye contact, AAAHHH- sorry. similar to wonbin, but still different.

sohee:

make him!! tell him to!! and sit on his face!! he wants you to be dominant with him when it comes to eating you out. he is most definitely going to hump the mattress and finish in his pants before you even orgasm.

anton:

super shy about it. he's never really done it before to begin with, and he's kind of lost. that doesn't mean he doesn't want to do well and learn, tho!! teach him!! tell him that just pressing featherlight kisses on your clit is not going to do the job, just not with those words, please.

[simpjaes]

Omgg you should do a experienced!reader and inexperienced/virgin bf!hyung line, I feel like some of them would be like nervous or anxious about their first time 😭

hyung line + losing their virginity to reader

warnings: submissive men, not all of them are boyfies but just assume you end up dating

jake:

definitely looks, acts, and talks like a virgin, probably has a porn addiction too. also the type to fall in love the second someone touches his dick. Im talking one little squeeze and he's like "i'm in love with you."

you go on a date with him and instantly you can't tell if he's using you to get rid of said virginity or if he genuinely likes you. it's a bit of both, tbh. like the second he saw you he was like "i hope she jumps on me"

you don't mind inexperienced men, virginity doesn't really mean anything unless the other person cherishes it, and you happen to love hooking up. and like, you would try your best to make it somewhat special for him, though he doesn't really pay attention bc he's too horny to be nervous or afraid.

definitely misses the hole twice before you help him put it in, instantly rolls his eyes back and can't stop from fucking forward :( premature ejaculation and all, but he makes it up to you by letting you guide him by the hair while eating u out ♡

jay:

the virgin that you'd assume isn't one until you actually see what he acts like when he's horny :/ also has a huge porn addiction and is the guy on a dating app texting you at 3am (when he's not being nervous about it) like "wyd? wanna meet up?"

ofc you wanna meet up, but it's not like you were expecting him to immediately expect you to give him head as soon as you see him. i mean, you definitely did do that tho.

when it came his turn to do all of the foreplay and stuff, that's when you realize this guy is a virgin and trying to pretend like he isn't, nervous as fuck that you'd make fun of him for it considering he's definitely old enough to have had more experience than this.

and you'd be like "don't tell me..."

and he'd be like "no!!!! i've had so much sex!"

he's a liar, you could tell in the way he rubbed your left lip :/ still, his nervousness turns into obligatory service top shit, where he asks you to tell him what to do, and that you can't leave until you actually come. and boy do you. like over and over again, because he's determined to make you feel as good as that pussy made him feel.

sunghoon:

tripping over his own feet to get to the bed with you on your 2 month anniversary bc he's held out due to nervousness. by the time he gets to the bed, he's the one pretending to be too tired bc he genuinely is so freaked out that he can't live up to what you might expect of him.

"Hoon, all of it feels good, i don't have to orgasm."

"But!!"

ends with you riding him half to death, practically using him like a sex toy, and him becoming a pile of mush under you. His eyes would be glued to your tits and hands glued to your ass :/

man would be so entirely in awe of how you do it, internally thinking to himself like "this is it, im a real man now-" and he totally gets why people have sex addictions after that point. he would also just get better and better at it, until like a week later he's the one on top of you, plunging in deep like he wasn't too afraid to do it just a couple of sessions ago.

heeseung:

lil bit of degradation over being a virgin. like !!! yes!!! he is such a loser for never having fucked the way he talks like he does!

im not lying, he would be in the room over playing games all fucking night with his friends, talking bout how he and you fuck all the time. you always laugh at him for it like "imagine if they found out you're a virgin." and he'd be like "why am I a virgin again?"

and ofc it's because you don't just wanna...like....take that from him, until he turns into an absolute menace of a man, trying to touch you, trying to be the whore he wants to be. i'm talking head under your skirt on the couch type shit. fr he gets hella experience with foreplay before you finally give in and let him stick it in. only after he promised you that "losing my virginity isn't that big of a deal, just let me fuck you!"

he was a lil eager, rhythm wasn't that great either, but he was truly trying his best and you guess you should probably fake an orgasm so he can actually boast to his friends about it.

except you don't fake it, and you're shocked that he just...kept going after getting off, staying hard and literally railing you until you had no choice but to come :/

[queer-n-here]

I JUST SAW YOUR POST ABOUT WANTING TO BRANCH OUT TO DIFFERENT FANDOMS

AND THAT YOURE OK WITH MHA

BAKUGOU X READER PLS PLS PLS

Like brat Bakugou x brat tamer reader, breaking down his rudeness until he’s begging for it. PLS I wanna fuck him till he cries pls

(Sorry for the hornyposting oops k bye)

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yesssssss!!!

Fuck yeahhh brat taming Bakugo let's go!

(This was my initial reaction to recieving this req, no shit)

Contents: Lil headcannons bout taming Baku! Hope you like em!

Warnings: Smut, top male reader, edging, mentions of overstim near the end.

Bakugo, his ENTIRE character, screams 'I'm a little brat' like nothing else.

So I can see him being rude to you, too, mocking and joking around about some of your habits to piss you off. What that dumbass doesn't think of, however, is the consequences of his actions.

You grab Bakugo by the wrists and pin him to the bed you two were sitting at, press your knee between his legs and push them apart, holding him down despite his struggles.

"Look at you, all riled up just from some jeering." He says, smirking and completely oblivious of his fate. "What is it, haven't taken you- mmf!"

You cut him off with a kiss first, letting go of his wrists momentarily to rip his clothes off of his body.

Bakugo wouldn't admit it if you put a gun to his temple, but he loves being manhandled like this. You're stronger than him, which is something he tried to be in denial about earlier, but not anymore.

So when you enter his asshole without preparing him, he gives up the struggle and scrambles to find purchase to ground himself.

You fuck into him, making his hips buck up into yours. You hold him down, and began thrusting into him at a pace so slow it has him losing his mind.

You're hitting all the right spots, and the stimulation is making his back arch and eyes water, but its not nearly enough. Bakugo tries clenching around you, trying to rile you up to get you to fuck him senseless the way you sometimes do, but you just hiss and tighten your hold on him, pace slower than ever.

And it doesn't take long for him to lose his composure and fall apart in your hands. He's reduced into a needy mess soon, chest jolting as his breath hitches, hands grabbing at your shoulders so tight you feel his blunt nails dig into your skin.

"More, ah! [Name] faster!" Is the only string of comprehensible words that he can utter soon.

"Oh?" You grit your teeth against the sparks of pleasure each thrust is sending up your cock. "You wanna get fucked, hmm? Then why weren't you acting like it just now, Baku?"

And he just whines, feeling your tip barely brush against sweet spot this time, the denial of that pleasure he knew you could give him so intense it made him see black spots in his vision that he had to blink to clear.

So he begs, he begs like the whore he is in bed, like the cock-addicted little slut you've made him, who wants nothing more than to have you rearrange his insides to the shape of your cock.

You take pity on him, like c'mon, you can't keep edging him forever when your own cock is pulsing with want, right?

So you bend him in half and plunge into him, your pace like that of a wild fucking animal as you thrust into him, finally giving Bakugo what he wants.

Bakugo lays there, his brain slowly turning into mush as you finally, finally fuck him, his moans loud even over the sound of skin slapping against skin with each of your thrusts, sweat soaked hair sticking to his forehead.

I mean, the night is still young tho. Maybe you can overstimulate him next, rip orgasm after orgasm from him till his entire frame his shaking, till his dick is shooting blanks, till he passes out on the bed under you from exhaustion, leaving you to clean up the mess on the bed. Who knows? 😉

[duckchu]

This one for the anon who's down bad <3 would tag but can't

NSFW alphabet Heartsteel Ezreal

Fem bodied reader

He's so scrumptious in this gif also doggo

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He'll expect you to take care of him, but may do something for you in return

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his entire body, can't choose which part the most, on you, your lips, the way he can make you scream his name is such a turn on for him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Usually on your breasts or back

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Probably has jacked off to your clothes and came on them when you were away

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not much, let's not forget that even tho cocky and famous he's still a loser (affectionate)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes them all, but prefers to see your face during the act

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Can be both, prefers the moment to be serious but he's just too cute~

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has little to not hair, even if he has, it's almost invisible due to the blond colour of his pubes

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's pretty busy so sometimes it will just be quick fuck and go, but when he can he tries to be as intimate as he can to make it up to you

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not often, not rarely, he jacks off a normal account, tho he would much rather have you with him

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He won't tell you this, but pull his hair and call him a good boy and he'll turn into mush

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

On the bed, but since that's boring he also likes doing it on his desk

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Hearing you say his name is enough to get him hard

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything involving...other body fluids except for cum and saliva

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving since seeing you below him boosts his ego and he never ate pussy before so he's nervous

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Will let you take the reins when it comes to pace, whatever you like he can do

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's busy with stardom, so although he doesn't particularly enjoy them, you two have to resort to them often

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not really, prefers to keep it in his room, but if he has to he can take you anywhere

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

One round, no questions asked

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Why do you need toys when you have him ~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will do so only to boost his ego

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Really loud, though he claims you're louder

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would like to show you off as much as he can, but due to his career he can't, so he resorts to wearing matching clothes and maybe even showing some lovebites, using Kayn beating him up as an explanation

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Satisfactory length, about 12 cms, pretty thin

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average, would like to have sex at least once every 2 weeks, maybe more often

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He usually cuddles with you and falls asleep right after

[kurov1864]

How Milgram characters act when drunk

For legal reasons they are all of drinking age I swear!! Please don't cancel me I just wanna write them a lil silly :(

Not Amane tho

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Haruka: Clumsy and emotional drunk. It's like his normal personality, but emphasized by a hundred times. You have to pay extra attention to your words because when he's drunk, he can take any sentence you say and twist it so badly he'll convince himself that you think he's the scum of the earth. He's also quite clumsy, slurring his words, mixing up which hand is which, accidentally smacking your face when trying to hug you. Be patient with him, would you? He's trying his best.

Yuno: Bitter or happy drunk. It depends on her mood honestly. If she's drinking around fun and lively people, she'll be a happy drunk. The life of a party, teasing and flirting around, doing drunk karaoke, basically having an all around good time. If she's not in a good mood though… she'll become a bitter drunk. She'll let her usual sweet and cheerful facade slip and become her natural pessimistic self, muttering about her regrets and whatnot.

Fuuta: Sleepy drunk. He's literally the type to start off strong and rowdy then nod off in the middle of the conversation. His energy would slowly start to ebb during the early night, and he'll be completely knocked out by the time it's 11pm.

Muu: Emotional and sleepy drunk. She'll be crying left right and center about the unfairness of the world, trying to rationalize and convince everyone that she's the victim, all while slurring her words and eventually nodding off.

Shidou: Wistful drunk. He will reminiscence about his family 90% of the time, which would then lead him to tear up slightly. If you manage to get him in the other 10%, he'll talk about the "good ol days" with you, laughing about past experiences and maybe even complain about the new generation together, who apparently think it's acceptable to stay up writing headcanons about characters that don't exist at 3:55am.

Mahiru: Happy and affectionate drunk!! I think that's pretty obvious. She'll be giggling at everything and nothing, all while slinging herself over your body and trying to physically mush you together because she's just so full of love for you!!

Kazui: Impulsive and nostalgic drunk. We know that Kazui has lots of things he wants to act on. Alcohol is a very good way of making him forget about his worries and simply doing what he wants. When he gets tipsy he already would be spilling his life stories out. Good luck trying to get him drunk though, he has a highhhh tolerance.

Mikoto: Another friendly and affectionate drunk. Very warm and approachable, would definitely drag you to a couch just to cuddle. He'll want to talk about his lost passions and interests that he could never pursue because of his workload, telling you his plans for projects he would never pursue.

Kotoko: Talkative drunk. It's just her true personality without all the layers of wariness. She'll discuss with you about the ethics of her "job", the flaws of the legal system, the fucked up way that victims are treated in this society. Very passionate and doesn't have as much self-control as she does when she's sober, so be careful not to piss her off too much lmao

Es: Emotional and affectionate drunk. They WILL cling to you to make up for the amount of affection they have not received during their time as a warden. Please comfort them and tell them they're okay. Please. On an unrelated note, they can also get really passionate just like Kotoko. Just more open to discussion I suppose. Might let a few details about the prisoner's MV slip to you, but they'll never try to purposefully tell their story without consent :D

Jackalope: If he gets fed alcohol he'll die. Good riddance.

[hi-im-writting]

Flustered Bots (part 1?)

(Tried having a theme)

Optimus Prime's antenna thingys will flutter when he's flustered and/or surprised. His face mask will close if he's flustered too.

Ratchet's doesn't really have any thing that move, but his ear things do move ever so slightly if you make him blush. It's really hard to tell tho.

Arcee's wing things flutter when she's flustered and it's hecking embarrassing for her but the others think it's cute. She's also really easily flustered which does not help things!

I don't have much for Bulkhead other than he's gets really, really flustered very easily. He'll also start studding a bit and rubbing the back of his head.

Bumblebee flaps his door wings in general. It doesn't matter if he's flustered or not. If he's happy there waving. He gets super shy when he's been flirted with, but that kinda applies to everyone here.

Cliff may act like he's not fazed but inside he's screaming. (In a good way)

Smokescreen is a wing waver as well. He also studders and looks away alot too.

Ulta Magnus (Magdong) will suppress this feeling. No one will ever know, but he will thank you for the compliment.

Wheeljack's wing things also move. Like Cliffjumper, he tries to play it off as if this always happens, but he's literally just mush in your hands.

[rileyh20]

My mom finished reading The Outsiders by SE. Hinton, here' some opinions:

(PS, she doesn't talk or ramble as mush as I do and said she should read the book again for more opinions)

Ponyboy: She said she liked him, probably a favorite

Johnny: She said she liked him, probably a favorite

Randy: Liked he turned good at the end

Cherry: Liked her

Bob: "Douche lol", to quote

Dally: Train wreck, thought he was a dick at Cherry and Marcia at the movies (Confused him with Two-Bit at first tho, and thought it was Two-Bit instead)

Steve: Not sure, thought he wasn't talked about as much

Sodapop: "He's ok"

Darry: Mixed feelings

Two-Bit: Thought he was a dick at first, but then realized she mixed him up with Dally and said not much of a opinion

Did not mention Marcia

Overall she liked the book :3

[squarebracketsmileyface]

On a totally opposite end of the spectrum from the role swap-

Imagine if after the Promise chapter things flipped. If after that argument The Operator- out of pure animalistic type curiosity- said “ooh lemme stick my fingers in this sauce here” and left Alex alone to latch onto Jay. Its already discovered how it can push and twist and manipulate one person, but what about a completely separate person? Will the results be the same? Different? Will it be easier or harder?

So it latches onto Jay, and Alex experiences a flat out withdrawal from that thing’s influence, followed by the most gut wrenching clarity. Realizing how crazy he went, how he killed his friends to “save” them when it never would have mattered. So two weeks pass, and all he can think about is Jay- talking to him again and telling him everything, being honest and actually fucking admitting that he cares about him, that he wants to make good on his promise and do things right.

But Jay doesn’t answer. Jay is the one who drops off the planet and goes MIA, and Alex has a horrible, sinking suspicion he knows why. He hopes that Jay just finally got sick of him- he HOPES thats all it is- but deep down there’s this creeping suspicion that its not a coincidence. That he passed his own torment on to Jay like some twisted fucking disease-

He finds out he’s right, later on. When he starts working together with Tim(he’s desperate to find Jay, to fix things, even if that means groveling for Tim’s help-), when they start having run ins with Jay where he won’t see reason, where he argues every point they make and tries to convince Alex that everyone has to die, to help him(and wow, did he sound that crazy too? probably, yikes-)

And in the end Alex makes one last desperate attempt. He meets Jay somewhere alone, tries to convince him to come with him, tells him that he loves him-

But Jay doesn’t believe him. He tells Alex as much(“i love you but i can’t trust you- you said it yourself, why would you ever love somebody like me?”) and Alex wants to cry when Jay throws his own awful words back at him, things he never meant to say-

But what destroys him is when Jay takes the gun that he stole from Alex months ago, puts it to his own head and pulls the trigger with a bang right in front of him.

I’m in a dark mood today LMAO we die like tunnel guy

we die like tunnel guy lmaoooo

fucking THIS tho oh my god the ANGST

i literally have nothing else to add really, my brain saw this and turned into angst mush i fucking love this so much. Jay not believing Alex when he says he loves him fucking OW. This is literally fucking perfect. like, actually.

Everyone come look at this and be fucking destroyed by it because OW. it's especially sad because i'm thinking so much about Alex being the one feeling super hurt and stuff in his uni relationship with Jay, because im writing if it ain't broken at the moment. I am in the perfect mindset for just pouring over Jaylex angst with Alex being the one left feeling worst for it.

Honestly though, Alex finally seeing things fully, truly clearly and realising how terrifying and horrible it must have been for Jay to see him the way he was with the Operator in his head, all angry and not seeing sense and arguing every little thing.

withdrawal from the Operator tho, like, actual withdrawals from it could be so interesting. Like, how would that interact with Tim since he's been dealing with the operator since he was a kid presumably. is he fucked either way? like, if he doesnt take his meds he could get withdrawals from them, and if he doesn't take them for a while then goes back on them does he then get withdrawals from the Operator? Or is it different because the Operator isn't in his head the same way it's in Alex's? is just being near it enough? Like second hand smoke?

[captainjacklyn]

hi! can i request headcanons of vega, alpheratz, and spica with a s/o who likes receiving and giving forehead kisses? tysm ❤️

Another request in the box, a head canon of Vega, spica and alpheratz coming up ! (since the gender of the reader was not specified, it will remain gender neutral.)

Pairing(s) : Vega x reader, spica x reader, Alpheratz x reader

Warning(s) : None, really nothing too bad. It's just a cute fanfic to enjoy. [Vega's part is slightly suggestive if you squint]

Spica

Now I would think that spica prefers giving rather than receiving forehead kisses.

It's not that he hates it he just finds it more...suitable for him.

Unless if you're taller than that's another question, he'll preferably accept them in private. (cause this man got a reputation y'know-)

Spica isn't that much of a PDA type of guy, he expresses his love through acts of service, words of affirmation and quality time.

He appreciates the affection but he won't reciprocate as much as you do.

After a long day of work you are his source of comfort and probably the only thing keeping his sleeping schedule organized.

Overworked dude imarit-

Spica finds your habit endearing too, he won't say it out loud but he will show a small smile whenever you kiss his head.

Vega

Vega is...flustered.

He doesn't exactly like it when you do it in public considering the fact that he sees this act as intimate.

Blushes even if he tries to hide it by looking away you can still see his cheeks growing redder by the second.

Any physical touch for him is already intense.

I head canon that he has sensitive skin (mostly because he's whiter then white- As he ever been in the sun at all ?)

One kiss will be enough to make him melt in your harms, the so called cold Vega proceeds to become mush when his partner gives him the affection he deserves.

if you choose to surprise him, he'll gasp and first try to back away out of instinct until he realizes its you.

He such a babygirl UwU <3 (he totally isn't my favorite-)

Alpheratz

OK.

If you ever need to wake him up, just wake him up with a peck and his eyes will go open in a flash.

It's just the best feeling ever, waking up to your wonderful lover smiling down on you.

You can't be grumpy after that, it's as satisfying as waking up after the longest, most comfortable sleep.

Alpheratz will also give you forehead kisses, it's bonus points if you're shorter than him. He has to crouch/bend down and he thinks it's cute.

will tease you about it tho, get ready cause he's going full out on it.

But in all seriousness, he thinks your kisses are the most gentle feeling he's ever experienced. He won't tell you that but you'll know regardless. His expression always soften when you do it.

Thank you for reading, have an amazing day/night.

-Best wishes from, Lady Orchidia.

[zanefan123]

I came up with an AU idea but the NU (Nicktoons Unite) discord server is probably still asleep so I'm gonna post it here first this time. I'll probably post it a bit later on the NU server (and send a link to this post for the additional info bc I'm way too lazy to write it twice and I find it hard to copypaste from Tumblr).

⚠!SPOILER WARNING FOR THE SANDY

CHEEKS MOVIE UNDER THE CUT!⚠

BB= Bikini Bottom

Probably will be seen with more quality in the NU server.

Also scene where SB dies:

The (almost) same picture with no text If you can't read my handwriting + additional info :

GHOSTBOB

○ Died during the cloning in Saving BB

○ Only ghosts and his clones can see him

○ Doesn't automatically phase through walls

CLONEBOB

○ Came to life after the mini clones mushed together

○ Doesn't have the memories of OG!Bob

Additional info (didn't fit on the list) :

• Clonebob still goes by Spongebob

• Ghostbob is called Ghost by most people that know about him (not a lot of people)

• Ghostbob can fly

• Nicktoons Unite is canon for this AU

• The Spongebob musical is (kinda) canon for this AU

• The previous 3 movies are canon to this AU

• Spongehenge is not canon for this AU

• Danny can only see Ghostbob in Ghost mode, due to this fact the nicktoons gang find out about Ghostbob (eventually)

• Ghostbob and Clonebob are friends

• Ghostbob helps Clonebob with stuff he can't do yet (including cooking)

• Clonebob has all the personality of OG!Bob but not his memories

• Ghostbob is OG!Bob but dead (That one's kinda obvious)

• Ghostbob was a bit su¡cidal when he was alive (didn't commit because he had some genuine friends)

• Due to having no previous memories, Clonebob is more childish and also has less skill than OG!Bob for some things (Cooking) but more for others (Cheeks family whistle or whatever you call it)

• Ghostbob teaches cooking lessons to Clonebob to help him get better at it

• Ghostbob also tells stories to Clonebob about personal experiences to help him keep up the lie that OG!Bob isn't dead

• Ghostbob still has social anxiety from when he was alive

• Ghostbob always tries to reassure Clonebob when he's anxious about something

• Clonebob is kinda insecure about being only a replica

• Clonebob has also gained a lot of social anxiety from how most of the bikini bottomites treat him

• Due to the social anxiety Clonebob is just as bad as OG!Bob at driving

• Clonebob tries to act the opposite of what most people in BB describe him as (annoying) and is mostly really quiet, unless Ghostbob talks him into making small talk

• Everyone in BB started liking Clonebob much more than OG!Bob and they canceled National no Spongebob day (Ghostbob kinda broke down in private after that)

• Ghostbob is mostly overprotective of Clonebob

• Ghostbob can appear on cameras so any species with a PAK or a similar technology attached to their seeing holes can also see him

I'll add more later if I think of something additional for the AU.

• PlankBob (Plankton x SpongeBob) is canon in this au

• But the Bobs are still ace (asexual) like in the show canon

•The Bobs are not aro (aromantic) tho

The au name is "The Clone Chronicles".

[luckhissoul]

Name: Mat Cauthon Nickname(s): son of battles? gambler? Relationship Status: verse dependent on here - but in canon he ends up married to an evil empress lol plz send help Gender: male Romantic Orientation: heterosexual Preferred Pet Names: he doesn't like pet names for himself. just call him by his name, he's good with that. but for the person he with? he'll use just typical things ? or he'll also use ones sarcastically, to be annoying. or he'll come up with something that's more like just for that person, something "cute". he's mush sometimes just don't tell him that.

Opinion on True Love: it's chill for anyone else but he'd say something like it ties you down and makes you act like an idiot kinda thing. he considers himself removed from the idea. like when he realizes he's in love it's literally in the strangest way possible. about to go to war and nearly die for them he's like crap, i actually love them, huh? and i think that kinda just shows the sort of person he is in regards to the way he thinks and how he's actually pretty devoted in spite of it. Opinion on Love at First Sight: he doesn't believe in it at all. he mistrusts most people on first meeting so that's kind of hard to get past. and he thinks that it takes some work to get someone to love you. although one wouldn't have to work half as hard to get him to love them but it's certainly not happening at first sight. he wouldn't even be aware of it if it did happen. so -

How ‘Romantic’ Are They?: he likes to do things like give gifts, flowers, extravagant dates, say a lot of "nice things" but it's usually not ROMANTIC and more i want to hook up and will this make you want me? not classically romantic. when he actually gets involved though - i don't think those things would stop. but he can be closed off and even a bit unsure or reluctant with expressing or examining his feelings. so i don't think he'd be able to be romantic in the sense of declarations and things like that.

Ideal Physical Traits:""The world is full of beautiful women, and Mat wants to romp barefoot with them all. He's slept with lots of women; he's slept with women old enough to be his mother..."' ---robert jordan pretty much saying that he has next to no preference Ideal Personality Traits: ; like he's always pulling the mean aggressive ones and really he can't resist. even tho you know he hates it ....or does he? --- Unattractive Physical Traits: i mean he's got no actual preference here. maybe if they stink or something lol like hygiene is important Unattractive Personality Traits: like he'd love to say people who look down on people or take advantage or control / abuse people. but then you'd take one look at his wife and wouldn't believe him. he means it but ---

Ideal Date: probably something like going dancing , spending the whole night together kind of thing.

Do They Have a Type?: like he always kind of ends up attracting these very domineering, opinionated and demanding women. is that his type? he certainly hopes not. but - Average Relationship Length: lolol mat doesn't do relationships. flings at the most, a few nights and that's it. Preferred Non-Sexual Intimacy: deep down under every layer mat just wants to be cuddles. dancing

Commitment Level: this tho is one of those things -- like he does not want to be tied down, kept in one place with one person. if things aren't exactly SOMETHING he's gonna see other people, he's naturally flirtatious and won't think anything of it. he'll let people flirt with him and figure if he's not reacting it's ok. but like also on the flip side when things are acknowledged and spelled out as a thing then he's very committed, he's very tied down, very loyal. he won't cheat or look anywhere else.

Opinion of Public Affection: yes, from making out with someone at a party to like little tender touches for no reason at all. he's thrives off of it, he loves it. any physical affection is a thrill to him. but telling you that he loves you in front of everyone? not gonna happen. Past Relationships?: lolololololol okay he's had one - one singular past relationship. and she was a dark friend that tried to turn him against rand, then when that failed tried to kill him. and then that ended up with him killing her. so yeah, good times, great relationship. totally didn't leave any emotional damage at all. and he was with her for about --- six months?

Writer’s Note: he's too emotionally closed off ( even to himself fml ) to get close to easily, too adaptable to get to know for real, too much of a contradiction to understand entirely, moody and overly sensitive so you can ALWAYS say the wrong thing. verbal about EVERYTHING but any sort of tender feelings. he's A LOT to deal with, very complicate. and unless you're willing / able to handle it ( like rand wait wut ) like you might want to rethink there.

tagged by: stole it from @bloodtwin tagging: @caracarnn x @xhideyourfires x @agoldenlily x @godresembled

[journey-to-the-attic]

woah hi. HOWDY! I didn't realize it had been so long I have so much to say

1. your comic about IK meeting god is not only hilarious but also the colors on the background and how they change with God's dialogue is insanely good and itched my brain perfectly so thanks for that, maybe save some talent for the rest of us tho 🙄 and the dot effect is also perfect your color mushing is great

2. The dragon AU requests..... ..URGH I JUST. I JUST LOVE DRAGONGS. They are written SO nicely and I love the powers and builds that you chose for the brothers I can very clearly envision them in my mind while reading and it makes me so happy. SO happy. I love how sulky Belphie gets, hiding under his fluff and loafing like a cat this is grade-A writing right here it doesn't get any better than this

3. Completely unrelated to the other two, but I had a vision that IK was acting like that homophobic dog. Likely stemming from your coming about her knowing Lucifers "secret" but not making clear what that secret is hence the She Knows What You Are thing

But I pictured her going around with that same wide-eyed passive look and that SLIGHT disgusted curl of her lip and just making everybody question whether she's being for real with how good she does the face. all that to say that dog would be IK's twin if he was some shades darker to match her hair. thank you for your time

hi sam!!!!! okay re: 1. thank you!! i was going slightly crazy over many layers and many blend modes trying to get it to look the way it was in my head, thank goodness it payed off

re: 2. i'm very glad! it's built up to include bunch more stuff but i really do love the dragon au (and writing it) to bits, the main thing stopping me from turning it into a fic atp is time

re: 3. that's so funny and wait hold on. i've just looked it up and not only does the homophobic dog have a wikipedia page, i've just learnt that her name is WHITNEY CHEWSTON which is absolutely fantastic (the inclusion of "not to be confused with whitney houston" at the top of her page is hysterical)

this is the face lucifer sees for weeks after that conversation

[neighboringheart]

thinking very lovingly about hypnosis and free use tonight 😌

I'm thinking about Rodimus regularly visiting Rung bc he's been having 'nightmares' involving members of the crew (he's been having wet dreams and he's annoyed bc it's all people that he thinks have no interest in him)

no matter what Rung tries or suggests it's not working so he decides to try something that he hasn't in a long time bc it had always been ethically questionable and never gave the results he was going for but Rodimus was willing to do anything and was being incredibly persistent and Rung doesn't want to let him down

he hypnotizes Rodimus but the effect comes out wildly differently from expected in that the next time Rodimus went to recharge yes he didn't have any nightmares but he woke up feeling a bit off

Rodimus shrugs it off bc he's just glad not to have any uncomfortable dreams that left him leaking through his seams when he woke

he goes to his shift on the bridge and everyone keeps staring at him like he's walking around with his spike out or something and people keep asking him questions about if he's feeling alright

he feels great and just keeps walking wondering why everyone is being so weird and why sometimes what they're saying just turns to mush in his processor but he ignores this as well way easier than he likely should have but he just feels so great

the dude doesn't have his spike out but he does have his valve out for everyone to see visibly dripping with lubricant that he can't feel even as it's sliding down his thighs

this leads to Magnus and Megatron both nearly fainting when he walks onto the bridge for a multitude of reasons ranging from 'wtf the fuck?' to 'I have never been so sexually frustrated in my life' but no matter what they say to Roddy he has no idea what they're talking about even tho he is visibly grinding his valve against the seat of the captains chair while they're talking

everyone tries their best to ignore it that day but when it keeps happening multiple days in a row they both start to wonder

Magnus corners Roddy in his quarters about it and ends up finding out that if you release your spike where Roddy can see it he will immediately stop whatever he's doing to either suck on it or ride it which is information he shares with Megatron the moment he leaves

the next shared shift on the bridge Megatron is sitting in his own captain's chair with the rest of the bridge crew already notified in advance (which is why some of them are absent) and as soon as Roddy walks in he releases his spike and gets to enjoy watching Rodimus' spoiler wiggle as he struggles to take all of Megatron's spike into his valve with hardly any prep at all and then rides him with the cutest little moans and whimpers

after Megatron fills him up everyone else who's interested gets a turn with a very happy Rodimus who's just glad that everyone seems to be having a great day on the bridge too

when Rung eventually finds out and breaks the hypnosis Rodimus isn't even mad and asks him if he could do it again or if it could be put into a data slug so he could hypnotize himself whenever he wants for sexy reasons and Rung would be absolutely baffled lmao poor guy did not expect Rodimus to be that horny

but yeah Roddy hypnotizing himself to be used by members of the crew ends up happening regularly from then on and he loves it bc waking up still able to feel transfluid sloshing around in his tank is wayyy better than just being wet

this guy just loves turning his brain off and getting fucked out where everyone can see and who's going to stop him??? not me!!! lmao

[la-pheacienne]

so something that I've been chewing on is how the dynamics of the Dance would have changed of Rhaenyra had been a son. Rhaenyrion, if you will (rhaenys/Balerion) I kinda realized that this concept is sort of explored already, with Daeron and Daemon down the line with the Blackfyres.

The thing is is that Rhaenyrion would still have quite a bit of beef with Alicent, tho there probably would be way more issues with Viserys insisting on remarrying the one chick that wants her own son to sit on the throne, so this would probably end up with some similarities to harem dramas (wives of the father against other sons that aren't theirs.) I suspect that in this au, Rhaenyrion would be far more assertive due to being an assured crown prince, (except daeron was an assured crown prince and still had to fight for his position), except Alicent would probably still make this boys life as miserable as she can

I'm guessing that in this au Rhaenyrion is married to Laena Valaryon automatically, but what would really be insane (because realistically they would have true born kids, but I also personally want the bastard allegations to happen because grrm didn't put that there for free) is if Rhaenyrion straight up fucking adopts kids as he likes. I mean realistically he can also have his own bastards and keep them as his own, maybe Laena doesn't fucking like him cause she's gay or cuckholds him with Daemons twins Baela and Rhaena, which would really warp the hell out of the family blood tree.

I do like the adoption thing too much because one, Romans, two, adoption isnt something explored in asoiaf. To the point that it doesn't seem like an option. It's either let the kid live with you unofficially or legalize them as your heir if their your bastard. Also if they wore adopted this would throw a lot of fuel to the greens because how could Rhaenyrion adopt his sons of vague origins and make one Viserys's gods-damned heir to the throne? Against decency, this is.

( I am aware that that option is borderline too crazy. Realistically, if we ignore the most realistic option, Rhaenyrion would just bring his bastard sons home and say they're his and Laena's ignore the logistics fuck you Im the crown prince this is my son his name is Jacaerys Targaryen.)

Probably in this au that I am cooking all over your asks Aegon and Viserys would be Daemon's bastards, graciously fostered by Rhaenyrion and Laena on dragon stone. How the fuck does Daemon's sons get the throne after Aegon II, I have no idea, but as I pick through the mush of this au, the only justification i got is that grrm's "the laws of inheritance were vague at best and when push came to shove people dp what ever they fucking want regardless." (Misquoted but basically what he said). Unless Damon has two shotgun weddings that were scandalous but legit enough in the short term. Especially since Rhaenyrion would probably designate Aegon as his heir when All the other boys are gone.

Pretty much the major thing that Rhaenyrion and Rhaenyra would share is how they make their own family. It's just that Rhaenyrion would be seen as much more insane then Rhaenyra would be. Rhaenyrion be making "promise me, Rhae" level promises to Laena over protecting her daughters and the mother of his sons and Daemon's sons.

The major thing however, in this au is that the greens would be super major usurpers all the way, since they don't have the women can't ascend the iron throne argument, and their main argument is just, Rhaenyrion has done scandal after scandal jow can we have that guy as our king? And said scandals are just, guy loves his kids and gives the greens middle fingers every time he sees them. Which would just highlight the greed of the greens big time.

Unless we go so far as to make Rhaenyrion Bisexual and unapologetic about it. Which adds more fuel to the fire since the Greens are pro Faith of the Seven.

In the case of the war probably the greens would be significantly more on the offensive early on. Like you thought Aemond was bad in canon hed probably try to torch the Erie in addition to the RiverLands.

Actually I just realized that since Laena fucking dies (don't want her to but she dies) the Driftmark episode would be so much fucking worse. Especially because...yeah this is a Rhaenyrion/Laena/Deamon poly situation Vaemond would be downright suicidal to be making comments on her funeral speech when both her gods-damned lovers who are Princes are right fucking there. And then you also have the fact that Aemond claims Vhagar, who belonged to Rhaenyrion's Just Buried Wife, the Night After Said Wife's Funeral, and then proceeds to Insult the Crown Princes Sons and Attack Them To the Point Of Said sons Needing Self Defense...Aemond got some serious balls in this au.

Also Alicent demanding Lucerys's eye and then rushing to Attack Lucerys and Rhaenryion would be fucking more insane then in the show, (considering that the show doesn't fucking get into a fraction of the realistic implications of that). Just saying that realistically, someone is going to die in this au at this moment. And it can't be Laenor since he's cool and is also the current heir. Unless of course, Viserys forbids punshment for either Aemond or Alicent which furthers the divide.

I think that if Rhaenyra was male he would not have been experiencing quite the level of casual disrespect as an adult. that happens in canon tho I did just write out why people would find him distasteful, after all, people both like and were greatly annoyed by Roberts Baratheon's whoring and drinking and they still payed him respect.

In summary of the previous shit, which I made up as I went along, in an au where Rhaenyra was male, Viserys still married Alicent, Alicent bullies and tears down Rhaenyrion as much as possible before said prince comes to a banquet with an all black suit and starts living it up by developing a martial rivalry with Criston Cole which pisses him off and being mentored by Daemon and vibing with the common people via the taverns and brothels, and hanging out with Harwin Strong and is living his best bi life is a more chill prince of the city with his beloved dragon Syrax and ends up marrying Laena Valaryon except she really really likes Daemon too and Rhaenyrion is like, damn, did I ever mentioned that i have, a very, very close friend, and she kinda asked me to promise her a major promise, Like a Promise Me, Ned type promise. And Laena's like, who the fuck is Ned. Because she has twins and Rhaenyrion is like, I gave you two freebies can I have two freebies psyche it's three because Laenor loved the last one so much.

Obviously Corlys and Rhaenys hate this sht so much but at least Laenor is alive and Laenor and Laena both want Lucerys and Baela and and Rhaenys to stay and be recognized in the family and anyone of them can be Laenor's heir and Rhaenyrion is saying me and Laena talked about it and maybe (since Alicent would rather marry a sweet girl off to fucking Aegon than my beautiful boy Jaceaerys) perhaps, Baela will be queen? Anyway a major family discussion goes down behind closed doors and Corlys just lives the rest of his life wondering why the fuck his daughter and son like fucking Targaryens so fucking much (hypocrite)

And Rhaenyrion and Laena and Daemon have a pretty good polycule going down in dragonstone and when Daemon comes back with his own "legitimate" -wink wink nudge nudge cue Otto about to have an aneurysm and Alicent getting ready to spread bitch ass rumours again - sons Rhaenyrion is like Yay more babies let me cuddle them Daemon it's my castle let me cuddle them.

And then Laena dies and Driftmark goes down and someone was 2000% going to fucking die except Viserys decided to be a long at the worst possible moment and so the Blacks go back to Dragonstone and the Greens back to Kingslanding.

And then Vaemond decides to be a little bitch (I don't know if in this au he'd straight up murder Laenor who had already desingated Rhaena and Lucerys as his heirs anyway or if hed just whine to the iron throne that this whole choosing your own heir is fucking stupid and is going against traditional law but Daemon, or Rhaenyrion, kill his ass when he calls Rhaenryions sons bastards.

The last supper thing is significantly more fucking awkward because no way in fucking hell would Alicent imply that Rhaenyrion would follow Viserys.

The main question here is how Visenya fits in this, because one, men are also capable of feeling pain over miscarriages, and also, to really temper Rhaenyrions grief and rage over the usurpers. However the only way this would happen is if he had a paramour living on dragon stone, and if he heard the news, lashed out, and was the main reason said hypothetical paramour goes into labor and stillbirth. And in typical fashion, blames the greens for what is technically his fault. But it also keeps him focused of the loss of a child that he very clearly wanted, while Daemon is doing other things, like securing Dragonstone and checking the children and grieving. But yeah he blames the greens saying that they murdered his daughter.

I think I just constructed a guy that just, really really loves his children a bit more unabashedly then Rhaenyra does. He experiences more privileges than Rhaenyra does on canon but also is like, insanely progressive as fuck for his story because, the only thing that matters is the monarch choosing their heir and Rhaenyrion took that concept to eleven. Which pissed off a lot of people but still.

There would be just a touch, a smidge, of major ass tension because people wonder is Rhaenyrion or Daemon the new king before Rhaenyrion is like oh come off it and breaks the tension. Daemon crowns his nephew obviously.

Anyway the dance goes down as it does and Rhaenyrion is remembered as that insane prince that passed off his bastards as legitimate.

Okay realistically if Rhaenyrion was real he'd probably be way smarter and a bit more capable and probably would be a year king and the dance may have taken place earlier than it did. It would be debatable if he had children or not in this au since the conflict would take place sooner tho without a doubt he is being married to Laena and it is possible that he may live longer and that Aegon II is mostly remembered as Aegon the Usurper than II. Especially because Rhaenyrion is totally going to be somewhat of a warrior if he was a guy. So he would be on the battlefield . And he'd probably have more tension with Daemon (the measuring dicks posturing kind, not the sexy kind) but i think Daemon would stick by his nephew as he did with his niece.

Also there's a good chance that Rhaenyrion would have been mentored and supported by Daemon way more because no doubt that Alicent would still bully and antagonize the shit out of Rhaenyrion but at least Rhaenyrion would have more support and been further away from Alicent then Rhaenyra got to be.

The dance potentially not changing even if Rhaenyra was Rhaenyrion just proves that the greens and everyone who supported them did for self serving ends and for greed. Not because of some women can't rule it's just that the hightowers wanted one of their own on the throne and that was just fucking it and the only entire point.

Basically Rhaenyrion would be more charming and active fellow than his great great great igaf great son Rhaegar.

And people would still ask yo what if that guy had gotten to be king maybe it would've been nice.

Anyway you did not fucking ask for this ask and to be honest this is the equivalent of me scribbling out my brain nonsense on the nearest scrap of scrap paper except it turned out to be your ask box. I was rereading some of your posts because I like rereading your posts sometimes and my brain started cooking and we basically squatted on your front porch to grill this idea. I would say a bigger sorry but I had a little too much fun writing this.

Oh wow that was heavy. You should write a fic.

This is my totally civil take about an AU where Rhaenyra is a man.

For the record I don't believe there would be a dance if Rhaenyra was a man, but it's not impossible. If there was a dance, it would be a much more clear cut situation than this though, because Rhaenyra being a woman and having sex makes her a morally grey character in the eyes of a big part of the audience. The greens would have zero support in the fandom had Rhaenyra been a man.