#he doesn't care to know what it says. doesn't want people to coddle him. etc.

[ncunin]

Don't touch me.

I've stated this quite a few times but I simply cannot make it more important than it already is. But touching Astarion is quite literally a death sentence to him. He hates it, despises it so much that even at the slightest reach of hands? He backs away, flinching. Each touch makes him feel like he's just being burned, even if in a friendly manner or that of something romantic, Astarion cannot grow used to it despite how much he's trying. It takes him until the near end of Act III to grow used to someone's gentle nature of hands. To understand that not everyone is out to get him. Astarion does not wish to be coddled because of this. He has never once been coddled for his 200+ years of torment. If the player character so wishes to touch him, much less any other companion. Asking for permission is something that he strongly encourages. Holding his hand won't at all cause pain but a simple touch on the shoulder, neck and or back will make him burn.

I also would like to point out... that the bite mark on his neck is very jagged. As if this action was merciless. Despite him already at the brink of death, feeling his pulse slacken; Astarion was still in so much pain. There's a sign of struggle with how unclean the marking is.

[veren-cos]

Bachelors (sdv) x reader on their period

Gender neutral, but purely because of the prompt, afab reader. I'd say everything I write is gender neutral besides the very rare Trans masc reader ☆

Not proofread and I wrote this in like 25 min- I'll update this when I'm less tired.

Harvey

• A literal doctor.

• Is not weirded out like at all. He is all like, "Oh okay! Do you need anything at all?" And moved on with life

• Maybe has a little blush when you first talk about it? It's a completely normal thing at work (and in life), but it's just because it's you that he wants to make sure he handles it well.

• Would probably get you chocolate. And a heating pad. And blankets. And all the things.

• Aka would just spoil you a bit more than normal, periods suck and he knows-

• If you had any like disorder involving you Period he would be extra on top of stuff.

• Will make sure you are well stocked on and properly take pain meds!

Elliott

• Would just absolutely spoil you!

• Runs a bath, gets chocolate, threw your pajamas in the dryer to get them extra warm, heating pad.

• Might give you a massage if they are super painful? Probably would do it regardless but he would definitely offer if he knew that got bad.

• Idk why he knows so much, maybe it's because of Leah? I don't really write about the bachelotettes, but I feel like she would be super open about it so that's why Elliott knows a lot.

• But yeah he'd be super good to you! Would make you food just because. He is great at spoiling people, but not actually great at knowing what to do physically haha. (I think I mentioned in a previous fic where he just makes you soup if your in pain, he would do that here too)

Shane

• So if I just take Shane as a standalone character I don't think he'd know a lot / want to know/ care.

• But!

• Jas. I'm not sure what age she is supposed to be (literally anywhere from 7-12 imo) but I feel like Shane would have read up on Period stuff in preparation.

• So he would actually be more informed than Elliott!

• Now onto the actual stuff lol-

• He wouldn't be super pamper-y like Elliott and Harvey, but he would definitely help around the house more.

• Animals are all taken care of, crops are all watered, took care of some weeds, etc.

• He would also probably be a bit more physically affectionate purely because he knows you like it.

• Might be a bit embarrassed about it at first but after the first one he gets the gist of what to do.

Alex

• Would be relatively informed just because he is a health nut, but also doesn't know what to do because the most important woman in his life is postmenopausal-

• Probably would just give you chocolate and hugs because he knows like. Emotional and cravings.

• If they were super bad he would ask his grandma for help!

• Wouldn't be embarrassed about it! Once again. Health nut. Gets you pain meds!

Sebastian

• Okay. So. Sebastian.

• Literally lives with 2 ladies. Both very strong confident women. He wouldn't be uninformed by any means, but he probably is still awkward around the topic lmao

• Like if you were complaining he would be like "...." "am I supposed to do something about that?"

• AND HE DIDNT MEAN IT IN A RUDE WAY he was genuinely asking. But he just doesn't know and also is an awkward guy?

• Would do the least out of all the Bachelor's. Maybe just be more emotionally available because Period mood swings be rough. Makes more time to talk about things with you.

• Grabs you ibuprofen or Tylenol, whatever you have in the house.

Sam

• So Sam lives with a kind of coddling mom, does not have sisters, so like. His mom wouldn't talk to him about it. He has no 'personal' experience with it.

• Would be the most clueless-

• But he would definitely be like, "oh babe that sucks let me know what I can do"

• Gives you more cuddles, helps on the farm.

• Super enthusiastic about making you comfortable! He makes it into a way bigger deal than it is but he is genuinely curious about stuff so you think it's cute.

• After your first one when your together he is much better prepared / informed so he isn't all over the place.

• Just very cute and well meaning.

An* I hope this was at least a little cute / silly / comforting / whateveryouwantedoutofthis! I base everything off of personal experience because, like, it's all I got- but more people should be comfortable talking about this! It's completely normal and just a basic human function. So if yours is different than what others describe, that's okay! If yours is exactly the same, also okay! Idk where I'm going with this, but there is no shame in having a period, and that's on that!

This also came off way more dramatic than I meant it to be, but I live for the drama so it's okay (this applies to both the fic and the author's note-)

Masterlist

[r0-boat]

I finally met him in the story, and he's stolen my heart, so could I get some headcannons for Marbas? I love that buff healer man ❤️ fluff or nsfw is fine I just want content for relationship stuff with him

I love Marbas!!! Aaa

Whb Marbas headcannons sfw&nsfw

It is Canon that all the stuff he has around him, like the straps and the blood bags, are his work uniform, so my head cannon is that He has a special kind of blood that makes him a universal donor to all, whether demon human or angel. So, to ensure he produces a lot of blood, his diet should be rich in iron, calcium, etc. So he is very big on diet and eating well. After all, eating healthy is the secret to a long, healthy life. He's especially worried about you since humans have much shorter lifespans than devils. He's usually the one reminding you if you've eaten. He instructs one of the devils to bring you food packed with nutrients if you haven't.

Marbas is a very serious devil; if you are a jokester and full of excitement, you are enough excitement for him. How you piss him off is if you don't take your health seriously, if he has to control how you take care of your body, he will. Actually he prefers it, He prefers that he is in charge of your health He's actually jealous of Lucifer that he is your primary care doctor because he wants to do it.

He indulges you because he cares, And if you don't stop him now, he can get quite smothering, when I mean smothering I mean my guy will try to bathe you. He treats you like a God, he worships the ground you walk on.

He likes that you're a human because it gives him a sense of strength so he can protect you. Since he is from Paradise Lost a kingdom full of healers a lot of demons assume that they are the weaker members of the species which is far from the case.

When he looks at you, He gives you such a soft loving look which is different from his normal scowl and resting bitch face.

Tells you not to eat candy, that candy is unhealthy, that you will get sick if you eat too much... Also him: destroys the bowl of candies on his desk.

If you're one of those types of people that gets so sick your bedridden, He's honestly in heaven, because you'll be in Paradise Lost in a soft comfy bed and he gets to take care of you all day. That coddling is in full force when he's practically feeding you soup cooing and smiling.

NSFW

Treat You like a Queen, fucks you like a slut. He will make sure that you know his safe word because he ain't going to stop when you say no. Even warns you before that he is rather rough in bed.

But don't worry, no matter what, no matter how many marks or how many times he makes you red and bleed, He will take care of you just as much. Marbas will fuck you so hard; he'll leave you bedridden, then he'll take care of you when you wake up. Admire the marks all over your body as he gives you a massage

He will use you like a stress toy, probably buys sex toys and bondage from Abaddon. He needs to know what your limits are. Marbas almost never satisfied his body until you, and he is eager to make up for lost time.

His stamina rivals that of the Kings; maybe that's because He hardly ever lets that self-restraint slip. If he's not inside you, he doesn't even touch himself. If it's not you're squeezing walls, then he gets no pleasure. He doesn't mind. He likes the tight feeling when his balls are so full it's almost going to burst, straining against his pants as he watches you like a hawk, his mind thinking about all the way he's going to bend you over his desk.

He loves You being a human so much. It gets him so much power. Maybe it's just him being a demon, but he craves to corrupt you. He wants to corrupt and destroy you as much as he wants to cradle and protect you. He craves to be in control. Some devils say he has a bit of a human kink, since he prefers the softness and fragility of humans than other devils.

He tries to avoid and ignore the fact that he might have a fetish for humans, He totally doesn't think about how easy it is for a soft human to fall apart on a demon cock. How tight they are compared to demons, how easy it is to bring them to tears by just pleasure. How it's so easy to leave marks on their skin how nicely they sound when they scream his name.

[suusoh]

(repost because the og was bugging out ToT)

girlie are you are one of the top mommy johan fans rn and i am HERE for it!. Anyways have 13-ish paragraphs of me rambling why calling a man "mommy" is revolutionary and hot actually.

(tw: mommy kink, forced mother-daughter dynamics, infantilization-ish?)

the obvious ones of course being he does everything. I mean everything for you. Bathes you, brushes your hair, dresses you up by himself, hand-feeds you, etc. Will not let you do anything for yourself if he can help it. Even recreational activities, like watching TV or reading, he is finding a way to make it with his intervention such as holding the remote and he reading the book for you.

not an exact point where this stems from, but I have a small vision of Johan curiously played with one of his sister's baby dolls one time, or growing up with a mother and a sister (in some alternate universe where miss vera cerna got to raise the twins by herself), so maybe some of those things have passed onto him without him knowing.

You are his baby. that goes without saying. He'll call you baby from time to time, but not in a cutesy-couple petname way that one would imagine your average boyfriend would say it. He'd recite it like a healthcare nurse would. Won't be used as a common petname, it would come out when he feels especially a bit more motherly. other examples:

- clinical mutterings to himself ("baby needs to rest, they've been crying all day.") - maternal reflex and musings ("hm? no it's alright. baby doesn't need to worry about that, okay?") ("and why is my baby feeling sad today, hm? tell me.") - accidentally being condescending ("baby, you know that's not good for you.") - the last one is so weird to hear from him because the way he says baby isn't lighthearted or lover-y at all. it's so blank and emotionless. 💀

I think the tendencies are gradual. I love to headcanon that it starts out as your friend johan being a bit too doting at times. you even joke about it, groaning and calling him "mom" when he's being a bit too overbearing. Over time he becomes your boyfriend, one that coddles you a lot to an almost concerning degree (that's... normal right? people always fuss over their loved ones...). Next thing you know he's lulling you to sleep, conditioning you to to associate your sleepy time with his lullaby.

I don't think he's being fully delusional about it? He knows damn well that he's a grown man and you're a grown adult as well, unrelated with each other, and you guys are nowhere near any semblance of a mother-daughter. But that doesn't mean he won't impose the dynamic on you anyway. Thinks it's beneficial enough for both of you: he gets to care for you and you get to be taken care of. It works so well that it might as well be your permanent dynamic. (Or so he says. You crying and feeling yourself slowly lose a major part of yourself tied with your autonomy is just a natural part of sudden "changes".).

So he won't infantilize you to the point of actually getting baby stuff for you lol. he just wants to be your mother <3 and mothering also includes maybe discussing some topics over tea to see what your beloved daughter has learned today and seeing what you made today; a new painting? a new crochet project? making another science diorama? tell him. tell mom what you're proud of these days <3

WOULLDDDD wear the blonde wig maybe at times. Not that he associates long hair with motherhood. but it's just a thing he tries from time to time. maybe he's trying to emulate his mom to get more in-tuned with motherhood? Norman bates style? hot.

has a set schedule for you. reading time, feeding time, daylight time, etc. Though he can be flexible, your bedtime and eating time is a non-negotiable. you need your sleep and your food. Though I think he'd love it if you can't think for yourself and depend on him for everything, I think he'd still try to enrich your brain. So there's a time of day for mind exercise and studying: Reading together, watching documentaries, little games and puzzles to bond over like a good mother-daughter <3

speaking of food: endless spoiling duh. I think he'll even love it when you gain a few pounds from how well he's feeding you. it's another sign that he's taking care of you well. From takeout, to cooking for you, to filling he pantry full and giving you a snack every hour or so; he is stuffing you until you're full and sleepy. Will never let you go hungry. ever.

nsfw:

maybe.... maybe makes u latch onto his nips. breastfeeding and all that. hehe. will train you to start sucking on his nipples as a habit for you to calm down. Lets you suckle on his tongue as well if it'll help you go calm down <33 it's his substitute to a baby bottle. it's mortifying to you when you're sad and upset then you suddenly get the tingling on your tongue to just... orally fixate on something. it means it's working.

WOULD absolutely research how to induce lactation in men lol <3

loves loves loves using making you cum over and over again to leave you dazed, soft, and unable to be feisty. I think sex will definitely become a means to fix you whenever you become a bit too... "fussy" for his liking. Makes you cum over and over again until you're crying and pleading for no more, until you're passing out and unable to move your legs. He decides how many orgasms is enough already or if you need another round. And from what he sees? baby needs another leg-shaking orgasm from how cranky they were this morning.

overstimulation his beloved <3 thoroughly believes that sex is a form of taking care of you and making you feel good. and why wouldn't he want his baby to feel anything but good?

WILL fuck to sleep every night. sees it as the best way to get you to have the best sleep over (aka: you passing out to the point you might even wake up in the late afternoon). Vibrators are his best friend.

cockwarming. cockwarming. cockwarming. aaaaaaand- cockwarming. all while he's cradling you into his neck. will playfully rock his hips into you from time to time to enjoy the feeling of you squeezing around him for more. further proving you're always craving for his care.

~ that's all i got so far hehehehheeh hope u enjoy!

[snapshotxsinners]

I WANNA KID FOR WADE AND ROI <3

𝑰𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑯𝑨𝑫 𝑨 𝑲𝑰𝑫...

Send me a pair name ( either one of my muses or yours ), and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child

Name

Full name is Wendall Wade Wisteria Wilson ( Yes, he knows their full name is a mouthful and is too heavy on the alliteration. But it's not like he had a choice in the naming process! ).

Tends to go by Wendy most of the time, but when he enters his middle/high school years, some of his peers end up calling him Wiz / Wizard ( It came from his middle name Wis-teria, plus the fact he has a hobby when it comes to magic trick's and sleight of hand ).

The Mutant/Alter-ego name he goes by in the future is Deadshot ( it's a mix of his dad's alter-ego names: Deadpool and Snapshot ).

Gender

Primarily Presents as male, but likes to fuck around with gender sometimes, or keep people guessing. Primary pronouns are he/they, but otherwise, any and all pronouns are welcomed and accepted.

Personality

Wendy is a social young mutant who gets along well with his family and peers. He's witty, fun-loving, adventurous and a little bit of a class-clown, but he's otherwise a clever and well-meaning person, who just wants those he cares for to be happy and safe.

Roi also raised him to be polite and helpful to others in his community, as long as they show him similar respect and kindness. If he were to be disrespected, though, Wade especially made sure to teach Wendy how to fight back and to not take being treated like he was below others. Because of this, Wendy does develop their own sense of Justice — Which later down the line has him interested in becoming a vigilante in the future.

And when Wendy does put on a mask and becomes their vigilante persona — they have a propensity to be more of a smart-arse and a cheeky little shit ( which often gets him in trouble with not just the bad guys, but the good guys too ). He's also a lot more daring, reckless and a tiny bit of a show-off — Though, some of these traits can leak into his civilian persona too.

Special Talents

Wendy is a mutant who took after Wade — Meaning he has regenerative healing much like his dad, along with a body that can withstand inhuman feats ( such as increased strength, agility, endurability etc ) — And because Wendy has these powers, he has a tendency to be a bit more reckless and willing to take risks, even if it hurts him ( which concerns both his parents, but Roi especially ).

As he grows and eventually decides to follow his dad's path in becoming a vigilante, he learns how to fight, become more agile, and of course, learns all about weaponry — Guns, throwing knives and crossbows, being a few of his favourites.

Other talents he has include rollerskating, magic and card tricks! He also has a wide knowledge about films, thanks to his Grandad Franky ( Roi's father ), and has a knack for filming and editing videos.

Who they like better

They like both for different reasons. Roi ( Papa ) fills in more of the emotional and 'traditional' parental role that helps keep Wendy grounded and feel safe. Roi is the one Wendy often seeks when they need advice concerning school, people or other emotional problems. Not to say Wade isn’t capable of being emotional and supportive, it’s just that Roi handles things a bit more maturely most of the time.

Wendy also likes to bond with Roi over films and cameras, and he enjoys the time they spend gardening together. Roi offers a softer, gentler experience in comparison to Wade's parenting style.

With Wade ( Dad ), Wendy has a similar sense of humour and personality, so he always feels like he has a good time with his dad, even if they do something mundane. His dad is very entertaining, so Wendy rarely feels bored being with him. He also likes that Wade trains him seriously and doesn't fuss as much ( which Roi very much does, to the point it can feel a bit too coddling for Wendy ), and he likes learning about different weaponry from his dad too ( Which again, much to Roi's worrying ).

Who they take after more

Physically, they take after Roi's features more. Personality wise, they lean more towards Wade — This is especially the case when he's eventually masked as his vigilante alter-ego.

Personal Head canon

Like Wade and other Deadpool iterations across the multiverse, Wendy has 4th wall awareness and knows he is a comic-book character — or more specifically, a fankid of a comic-book character!

@mouthymercx0x0

[lotus-duckies]

anyway here's a pseudo intellectual analysis of the vision quest outfits because i'm normal

The vision quest is interesting to me because it's an instance of the turtles individuality, especially how that shows in the garments they made for themselves.

Raph

Raph deviates the most from the norm, even changing the shape of his mask which feels representative of his feelings of being outcast and wanting to go off to do his own thing.

Most notably, his outfit has a lot of elements akin to alt, adult, or rebellious images, like his belt now resembling a harness, fishnets and his neck being tied off like a choker. It makes for a compelling statement on his desire to be different, be self expressive and individual, to be seen as an adult who can make his own choices and doesn't need to be coddled.

I think this also shows in how he traded his sai, which are typically not very sharp and used for self defense (though offensive techniques can also used), for flaming shredder blades, which are definitely very dangerous for both whoever he's fighting and himself. The fact he used them without hurting himself implies practice, careful use. Wisdom, perhaps. Tempering the fire for power as Splinter said.

(did i mention i think his head reminds me of a snake with its tongue out. that's very important. he looks like a snake with More Teeth for fighting. absolutely lethal)

Also I will briefly mention the implied sensory experience that was what I wanted this to be about. He has significantly more fabric squeezing and covering him, scratchy fishnets on his arms, almost every part of his face is covered except his mouth. Suggesting a sensory profile that he may enjoy pressure stimming, perhaps that goes hand in hand with the fact he's more aggressive in his sparring and fighting. Something to think about.

Donnie

I'm going to talk about Mikey later but i think it's interesting they both chose to paint themselves and wear some kind of armor to protect themselves.

Donnie's design speaks to me as someone who has so much creative energy buzzing inside him but also wants to hide. He seemed to be the most sensitive about the fact they're mutants, often downtrodden about being told he could never be with April because they're freaks, and this combined with that he Knows he's going to get hurt results in the mask. (also maybe he likes casey and his stupid mask maybe he likes it a lot maybe they're kissing on the mouth idk)

The mask and the paint feel very creative expression,very artist form. The desire to build upon a metaphorical blank canvas to make something Different. Straight up covering his face with a skull-esque image. Changing himself from the monster he was to a creature he wants to be (human, casey, etc.

And his choice to change his bo for an axe feels ever reminiscent of the "I can't fight advanced alien technology with a 7 foot staff" statement. Although his bo staff does have a blade now, he wanted More Blade. Just blade. He's giving serial killer energy. Mad scientist energy, even. The axe requires strength that he needs, and we all know from the vizioso incident that he would kill people on sight and this axe reflects that.

Also, the sensory profile: Potentially implies enjoying covered, being in dim spaces, enjoying having a solid material on his face and tolerating the feeling of paint on his skin.

Leo

Leo's interesting because he's the only one who kept his original weapons, and arguably deviated the least from his normal design. I think this a good example of Leo's autism behavior and his desire to keep things the same, holding onto the comfort of familiarity rather than taking the risk to jump into exploration.

The most notable difference being the bow and the arm garments (the guard and the elbow wrappings, likely to protect his arms from strain and the bow whiplash). I love how Leo adopted the bow to compensate for his knee being crapped out, a logical choice to focus on long distance range but still keeping his swords Just In Case (and probably internally hoping he'd still be able to use them well)

It shows Leo's leadership qualities, knowing when it's time to make sacrifices, adapting to new situations, changing for the better, and at the same time, the fear of the unknown and wanting to stay the same.

The sensory: Unlike Raph and Donnie, Leo's hood is a cowl neck. gee that's so interesting oh golly i wonder if something happened that made him not want something near his neck gee i wonder why

Mikey

And now I talk about Mikey's armor and paint. While I definitely think Mikey would wear armor to help keep himself safe because he gets hunted a lot, it also radiates "oh man do you know what would look SICK" and "Learn to be strong and calm, like the forest" "okay sensei got it ! *covers himself in wood*"

He chose wood pieces that still have branches sticking off of them, and with the way he painted his face and. general mutant turtle vibes. he looks more like a Creetur, shrekish. Mikey embraces the strange, the unheard of, the monsters and repulsive. Not covering himself with things to hide his turtle nature, but adding More to that nature. (perhaps we could interpret the paint and wood as camoflague, better blending in to his surroundings, being a better ninja)

I'm also reminded of the armor worn by samurais. A bold goal if intended, considering Mikey's inattentive and distracted behaviorisms. But perhaps that is what he aims to become, a noble and admired warrior, making logical choices to protect himself and trying to be better, growing up into a responsible and capable man. I will not mention the last ronin mikey i will not mention the last ronin mikey i will not

Enamoured by his choice of weapon as well. Splinter had specifically given nunchaku to Mikey, which makes me think the kusarigama blade attachments were a modification He made, likely to prove something to himself or his brothers, wanting to do more, as nunchaku are typically given to those in training to develop quick hand movements and good posture.

And then he has eliminated the chain entirely to just have a sickle of sorts. Sickles were traditionally used for agriculture and the same could be said for the kusarigama, but now they appear to have an association with assassination, once again bringing back this idea of wanting to be more dangerous, be taken seriously and doing more damage.

anyway

[kisuminight]

c!Purpled's revenge plan

The original revenge plan, where c!Purpled lures c!Quackity and c!Slimecicle to the platform above the lava does not work in this AU. There are a couple reasons for this:

Pandora's Vault only has the Egg in it. Quackity has not pissed off c!Techno by locking him in Pandora's Vault for months and trying to kill him. In fact, ever since Quackity got a glimpse of exactly what Techno (and c!Skeppy as well) was capable of during the Red Banquet, he's been trying to avoid Techno altogether while he figures out a new plan

This means that there is no immediate, looming threat of reprisal to Quackity and Los Nevadas. That makes it much harder to lure Quackity and anyone else somewhere with the excuse of a threatening message/unknown (threatening) chest.

Slime is a Blade in this AU. c!Punz taught Purpled not to pick fights against people with a more power/better weapons than you. As a Blade, Slime has the effects of a strength potion, speed potion, regen potion, etc automatically. Purpled can take Quackity in a fight. He's not sure about Slime and isn't willing to take risks that might stop his revenge plan from working.

And he can't even do the not-fight fake-out of pushing Slime into lava because Blades can change their weight as they please. Purpled isn't going to have enough leverage to tip over Slime if Slime decides he wants to weigh as much as a stack of iron blocks.

So, time to form a plan. Purpled knows that he can take Quackity, but he's not sure if he can take Slime. If he picks a fight with Quackity, Slime will come to Quackity's rescue, even if he's not present when the fight starts.

Purpled is specifically trying to get revenge by doing to Quackity what Quackity did to him. Quackity blew up his UFO--his legacy, as Quackity put it--so Purpled will destroy his legacy. Quackity's plans also cost Purpled Punz, so Purpled's plan will cost Quackity Slimecicle. Turnabout is fair play, after all.

And while Slimecicle is too tough a target and Quackity doesn't really seem to care much about the other members of Los Nevadas, that sure changes when both his fiances show up. And even though they're fighting, Quackity sure seems broken up by it.

Purpled would go after c!Karl, but he doesn't completely hate Karl (as evidenced by Karl being able to talk Purpled into joining Manberg's side for a bit, even if it didn't last). And honestly, the mess of Karl's memories and the way Karl is forgetting Quackity bit by bit is a delightful catharsis. Karl's issues mean that he's too guarded, too coddled by everyone else for Purpled to get close with harm in mind, but Karl is doing a lot for Purpled's revenge plan just by being himself at the moment.

Because everyone is so focused on worrying about Karl that they don't pay as much attention to Sapnap. Sapnap, who's been trying to get Purpled alone to talk for a while now.

So roughly two-ish weeks after Karl arrives in Los Nevadas (putting this about 2.5 - 3 months post Red Banquet), Purpled puts his plan into motion.

It's fairly simple.

Lure Sapnap into a trap, and pick a fight.

Give Quackity enough information to find them, but delayed. Make sure the threatening message is enough to have Quackity bring Slime with him, but not so much that he brings other people along.

Beat Sapnap in the fight. Purpled is pretty sure he can do this, but Sapnap is also a lot more dangerous than Quackity. So he'll bring along splash potions of weakness and harming, just to be sure.

Hold Sapnap hostage at one heart when Quackity and Slime arrive. Inform Quackity that unless he kills Slime with his own hands, Purpled is going to stab Sapnap. And Quackity has 2 minutes to start, or Sapnap is getting stabbed anyway. The only way Sapnap will get out of this without being stabbed is if Quackity does as Purpled says.

Now this one requires a bit of setup, but Sapnap is standing on a trapdoor above a lava pit. Once Quackity has killed Slime, trigger the trapdoor and drop Sapnap. After all, Purpled only promised that he wouldn't stab Sapnap.

Kill Quackity

Record the entire thing. Send the footage to Karl with a message stating that he only did this because of Quackity's past actions. Is Karl really sure that everything he remembers about the man he calls fiance is correct?

Purpled has figured out that Slime is very much a short-range Blade. If Quackity chooses keeping Slime as his Blade over Sapnap's life, Purpled is going to kill Sapnap, shoot an arrow at Quackity, and then tower out of range and then leave before either Quackity or Slime can do anything (all that Bedwars experience means Purpled is good at speed bridging).

If Quackity refuses to kill Slime, it won't be as cathartic for Purpled--he wants Quackity to experience the pain of losing his Blade--but it'll still mess Quackity up. After all, his fiance now knows that Quackity will choose his Blade over him, and lost a canon life because of it. Karl is still getting the footage, except it's worse because it's proof that Quackity really doesn't care about Sapnap's life and probably did abandon them deliberately--no matter what he says about why he left El Rapids.

And Purpled can always kill Quackity later. He was taught by Punz, he's definitely good enough to snipe Quackity from a distance. He's just doing the revenge plan this way because he wants Quackity to be a ruined as Purpled feels.

Of course, no plan goes perfectly. Purpled is pretty sure he's covered everything, though. He just has to deal with whatever smalltalk Sapnap tries to make as Purpled leads him to his execution site. What's so important that Sapnap's been trying to corner him alone for over a month, anyway?

[reloha]

@aletterinthenameofsanity: #tenmartha is interesting *because* of the blatant attraction between them (and the way their arcs affect each other etc.)#woobifying ten strips so much interest/complicated dynamics from their relationship#also it's very clear why people do this *cough* racism *cough*#there are companions that literally snog the doctor w/out permission & that's considered more understandable than Martha *having feelings*

@twelvemartha: #it's very very telling how they coddle the doctor#as if he needs to be ? protected ? defended ? from martha#who they paint as this predator. which is the perfect word to use#why are they treating a black woman as the aggressor for having the audacity to have FEELINGS for someone?#after the shakespeare code martha never flirts with him again#because she realizes he doesn't feel the same way#in fact she actively HIDES her feelings#the only times she brings them up is when someone else does first#like just admit you hate martha for Daring to love the doctor - who 'belongs' to rose#and for having the gall to try and 'replace' her (see: accepting his offer of traveling with him)

@stewy: #when she's scared of SLAVERY he dgaf. when she's uncomfortable with sharing a bed with a stranger he dgaf.#he says goodbye to her after stringing her along for MULTIPLE trips (even though his precious boundaries said ONE TRIP!)#then immediately makes a shit excuse to spend one more night with her and when she's like hey i kinda don't want to be treated like discard

@rudestmechanical: #the thing is the thing is the thing is#ten wants martha to want him. he revels in the fact that she wants him.#he brags about the fact that she wanted him to donna! with zero prompting!#he wanted her to want him because then she wouldn’t leave him then he wouldn’t be alone#he wanted her to want him because then he’d have the upper hand.#he’s also. Constantly offering to kiss her. he does so in shakespeare code he does so in daleks of manhattan/evolution of the daleks#he wants tom to look like him he wants tom to look like him so bad he wants to be indispensable to martha#he wants martha to want him because then he can be weak with her and expect her to treat him exactly the same#more than any other companion he opens up to her about what he has suffered his weaknesses his fears#he is immensely brutal and inhuman and weak around her#see his breakdown in 42. see him screaming at the clone in poison sky even as martha tries to comfort her#he wants to die but he doesn’t want to die alone#he wants her there with him in the bus when he’s driving it off the cliff. but he wants her to want to be there willingly#this might not make any sense i just have lots of emotions about martha jones

@cherrypenny: #yeah among everything else it just further proves one of my incredibly firm beliefs#which is#the doctor understands human social cues flawlessly actually#it's just most of the time he doesn't care or pretends not to care for his benefit#look at this situation!! he seduced her and he was very aware of it#it was very intentional#and then martha is somehow weird for wanting him#for christ's sake

@agomen: #YES HE IS SENDING MIXED MESSAGES#ppl like to say oooh hes being soo clear that his intentions arent romantic#hellooooo??#i want you to watch her season from her perspective PLEAEE bcs she comes in not knowing all the things You know abt him#and if i was her id be like yeaaa hes gettting cozy with me sometimes and sometimes not but maybe hea just fickle idk#and see all the times where he pushes her boundaries!!#can we have the 900+ yo alien take some responsibility instead of blaming everything on a 23 yo black woman

the absolutely worst genre of anti-martha posts have to be the ones where they make her out to be some kind of predator. “oh, but he put up such CLEAR boundaries! martha refused to respect them and kept making him uncomfortable!”

…you mean the same guy that did this?

insane but i digress. also the same guy that did this?

even more insane. brother i promise you didn’t have to do all that. you could have spat and it would have worked.

also the same guy that did this:

you get what i’m saying.

my point is that he constantly blurs the lines of their relationship. kisses her, then tells her it was just a genetic transfer (doesn’t make sense), then he invites her to travel with him (oh just one more trip, oh just one more), shares A BED with her at HIS behest, and you lot can’t come to the conclusion that maybe martha is confused, that he’s sending mixed signals? no, she has to be a creep. get a grip icl

[acourtofthought]

Az represents "choice" for Elain.

Technically true..... But, is it a "choice" for the right reasons?

I mean, Elain could select Lucien and that's still a choice. No one is forcing her to be with him. But I get that in ACOFAS, Elain didn't want a "mate" so that seems to have stuck as the big argument (though it is easily overlooked that she also said she didn't want a male which Az is but....I digress. Being with Az because she doesn't want a mating bond..... That's a pretty terrible reason to be with someone, isn't it?

I would think there are a thousand other more important and valid reasons to be with someone. Common interests, similar personalities, common goals, etc.

Elain enjoys nature:

Bachelor # 1 - enjoys being outside for training. Beyond that, we're not really sure.

Bachelor #2 - has campsites set up in caves, rides horses, and fishes with his bare hands.

Elain, who will protect her loved ones by whatever means necessary, is still bothered by cruelty:

Bachelor #1 - tortures people for a living and resorts to a physical brawl in the middle of a political meeting.

Bachelor #2 - Fights when absolutely necessary but "he usually opted for words to win his battles".

Elain enjoys socializing and being surrounded by friends:

Bachelor #1 - Canonically, while caring his friends, is reserved and enjoys his own space.

Bachelor #2 - is extremely social and often makes friends wherever he goes.

Elain does not want to be coddled or told what she can do:

Bachelor #1 - finds it necessary to speak on Elain's behalf only after she's left the room by saying she shouldn't be allowed near the Darkness of the Trove, after she specifically said she wanted to do it.

Bachelor #2 - gives Elain a shout out for taking down the King.

Elain enjoys things like tradition and propriety based off how she was raised:

Bachelor #1 - can be polite however in his POV, we see him think that the way he responded to something was not socially acceptable so he altered his answer. We won't know for sure until his story but to me it sounds like Az's "politeness" around others is more an effort to blend in with society based on his observations of watching people rather than what is a natural reaction for him. Az does seem to respect tradition (like holidays) but again, it seems less because it's important to him personally and more because he acknowledges it means something to others. Az did want everyone to wait for Elain to sit before eating but Feyre mentions they've never bothered waiting before. Rhys thinks it's about Az's mother but in my opinion he acted that way because he sensed it would be important to Elain. While it's a nice gesture, it's not something Az usually demands so it doesn't seem entirely authentic.

Bachelor #2 - all the makings of proper gentlemen and courtier. His dress, his manner of speech, his "Lady's", standing when Elain stands, bows in greeting and adhering to tradition because he truly believes and respects them as an individual.

Elain is full of light and thrives in Sunshine.

Bachelor #1 - Prefers the shadows

Bachelor #2 - is the sole Heir to a High Lord who has been described as the Sun personified.

Elain's father and her humanity meant a great deal to her:

Bachelor #1 - has never met her father and has not really spent much time around humans as far as we have been told.

Bachelor #2 - Met Elain's father, offered condolences for her loss, and has been spending time in the Human Lands which gives him insight as to what Elain may have experienced before being turned.

Elain did not encourage or endorse violence (as she made Feyre swear not to harm Graysen no matter what) and (as stated above) will only resort to it as needed to save someone's life.

Bachelor #1 - tortured his brothers in an act of revenge for what was done to him. Vocalizes that he wouldn't care if Graysen were dead. Doesn't seem to mind the thought of killing Elain’s mate in a Blood Duel regardless of what that might do to her emotionally and physically.

Bachelor #2 - watched his father and brothers murder his love, was nearly murdered himself by them, but has never sought to harm them in return unless it was in self defense to save his own life. He has also left Graysen untouched.

Elain sees the good in others, despite how they act on the outside.

Bachelor #1 - hates Bachelor #2 based solely on jealousy and has no valid reason for thinking he wouldn't good enough for Elain. Also harbors resentment against the Illyrians even though we know they aren't all terrible.

Bachelor #2 - quickly let go of past prejudices he had towards Rhys and the NC, even shaking his hand in ACOWAR and joking about sports with Rhys and Cassian in ACOSF. Has never spoken to Nesta with disrespect though she was fairly harsh towards him in ACOMAF and ACOWAR. Thinks Az seems like a decent enough male.

I do understand why Elain is rebelling against the idea of the bond and as a result, Lucien. But if you took the bond out of the equation and Elain based her decision solely on what's important in a relationship, the person who is right for her because of who she is, I feel like there's a very obvious answer.

[sublimecatgalaxy]

Kai Parker nsfw alphabet

Um. Yes. For Kai? Anything.

My favorite self appointed sociopath.

Not proofread.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Very obsessive and suffocating lol. Contrary to popular belief, out of all the people I write for, I think he'd be the best at aftercare. He would definitely find it important, needing it himself too. He needed to be coddled and comforted so most of the time you'd end up wrapped up in each other.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Obviously he loves his hands and his fingers. Whether they're wrapped around your throat, tugging on your hair, holding your hand in his, or slipping in and out of you.

He loved your smile. That's cheesy and he hated how cheesy that was but he genuinely just wanted to see you smile in every way, shape and form.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Yeah this kid is a heathen. He'd never get it anywhere that he didn't intend for it to be, even that one time where it went straight into your eye and he profusely apologized for hours while holding a warm cloth to your eye.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He really didn't like when people bring things of his past up in front of you. He was worried that it would turn you off to him completely and that you would lose your intimacy that he holds so dear to his heart. He knew he couldn't avoid it but he knew it was something that could possibly ruin your relationship.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very much experience given he was trapped in a prison world for eighteen years. He had very little experience before he was banished away other than himself so. You were his learning curve.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He liked to bend you over things. Anything. Sometimes he liked to bend you over in front of a mirror so he could watch your face and catch your gaze every once in a while.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very very goofy. He liked to keep it lighthearted because he dreaded becoming emotional in a sexual situation. So he kept it as playful as he could until you guys were deep enough in your relationship where he could let his walls come down a bit.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed. I don't think he liked much hair and after 18 years with himself he would definitely learn what he liked and didn't like about himself.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He liked intimacy and craved it but it was also what he feared the most about relationships. He didn't like when he wanted to tell you meaningful things or snap out of his snarky, sarcastic self. He hid behind those things a lot so he worried about being soft.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Yeah, again, this was all he did for 18 years when he wasn't coming up with creative ways to try to get out of the prison realm. He was by himself for that long so it would be a learning curve to have someone else take care of him sexually.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This boy definitely wants to be dominated. Look me in my face and tell me that he doesn't just wish to break down his walls and give his whole entire being to you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He liked having sex or making you feel good in places he knows he shouldn't. Sometimes he wishes he could go back to the prison realm just to fuck you on every surface of the Salvatore estate without worrying about getting caught.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

After 18 years alone, anything would get him going at first. It would take months for him to build up the ability to not pop a boner just at the sight of you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He didn't want to make you afraid. He had enough people knowing that he was a monster or used to be so he didn't want to play into that and ever make you feel like you had to be nervous around him or like you had to walk on eggshells around him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He would definitely go for a good blow job, any time, any day. He liked that you cared so much about making him feel good so he would go above and beyond when it was your turn. He loved being between your thighs, teasing.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fact most of the time unless you were both tired and looking for closeness.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loved quickies, especially in times where you probably shouldn't be having them. He liked to pull you into the nearest room, sometimes even going as far as pulling you over and onto his lap in the car.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loved to come up with new ideas on how to please you. He liked to surprise you with new things like positions and tricks, especially with his magic. He would also do almost anything you asked of him, loving when you would come up with new ideas.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

At first, not long lol. He'd want to fuck all the time but he wouldn't last very long when you guys would get down and dirty. It would take him a few months to build up the stamina to keep going, not wanting to slip out of you until you were next to sleep.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Nah, he'd much rather use his magic than a toy, knowing it could drive you even more crazy than any toy could.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's the biggest tease to ever walk the earth. He loved to drive you crazy and have you begging for him and just when you think he would give you what you wanted, he would pull back and move on with his day. He's a big edging fan too once he learned what that meant.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Breathy and whiny beyond compare. He liked to draw moans out of you but he knew that you liked to hear him most of all. That it was one of the biggest things that gets you going. You loved every noise that came out of his mouth.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You would probably find him curled up with a book, trying to find spell revolving around pleasure. He loved to take you off guard and surprise you so you would just leave him be, knowing he'd show you another time.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He used to be a boxer guy and then slowly through the years, and the privilege of having Stefan and Damon's closet, he would decide that he liked to have everything all put together down there with briefs.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very very very horny and needy. He liked to be close to you in that way and he also just loved to have sex. Like genuinely, he liked to do any sexual act that you would allow to happen in that period of time. He'd take whatever you gave him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not very quick, he'd probably stay up and watch you like the creep he is lol. No but seriously, he worried about you probably more than anyone in his life so he'd want to make sure you were fast asleep and comfortable before he relaxed enough to slip off.

[whaleofatjme1920]

How about defense class with a close friend hcs? (also i like your works!!)

Being Close Friends with the Defense Class

[GN!Reader]

[Warnings: Like, none?]

[AN: Love love love! and thank you sm!! <3]

Demoman

Be prepared to do a lot of lowkey things with him. He's not always that high energy around you? He is for his job but mostly, just wants to take it easy.

You're going to be the designated driver and the sober one a lot of the time. He doesn't actually want to get wasted around you because he thinks his time with you is more important than liquor but like, you do have to come get him from time to time.

Tavish tells you a lot about Scottish folklore and whatnot. He has a lot of love for the old country and makes sure you know all about it. He will happily listen and get involved in your culture as well. Whatever you're most comfortable with.

He's a pretty physically affectionate friend! Loves to hug you and give you cheek kisses. He's loud, boisterous and really fun to be around.

I feel Merasmus likes the two of you, so every now and then, the two of you will invite Merasmus out for dinner or something. It's quite fun and you learn some magic in the process.

He'll straight up fight the person who wants to date you though. He's protective by nature.

Heavy

Treats you like one of his sisters/siblings. He doesn't want to coddle you but at the same time, recognizes you as much smaller and more fragile than him. He does have a lot of love and respect for you though.

You hear him talk a lot. Mikhail is very well versed, it's just that English isn't always comfortable for him to speak. If you want to learn Russian, he'll happily teach you! He's a great teacher and doesn't admonish you for not being able to pronounce things right etc.

He teaches you a lot about Russian culture and cooking. Wants to know all about your family traditions and cultural traditions as well. It's a bit of an exchange. Loves to read the cookbooks to you - some of them are from his mother.

Speaking of, his entire family just kinda adopts you in?? You're now Heavy's Mom's fifth child. And you get invited to family functions ALL the time. This happens with all the mercs/people Mikhail is close to, but you especially. His sisters greet you by calling you "лапочка".

He's really protective of you, extremely. He doesn't want anyone to hurt you and the person who tries dating you is no exception. He'll sit them down and invite them to talk, analyzing them the entire time.

He'd do pretty much anything for and with you? You're like his youngest sibling he's going to baby you a bit lmfao.

Engineer

He's actually really joking with his close friends! You and Dell are always giggling while you're working. Sometimes, the two of you sing together. Dell is pretty good at the guitar and will teach you so you can play together.

He teaches you about a lot of stuff just because he wants you to know in case he's not around and he lowkey brags about you. It's not something he normally does, but if you made a turret faster than some other guy talking mad smack, of course he's going to be proud because you're good and he taught you.

Mr. Conagher knows about you and calls you his second child. He has you and Dell over every now and then. You and Dell will spend hours just talking about anything and everything as the two of you work.

Dell likes to go on long walks, looking at things and absorbing life as it exists around him. Usually, he doesn't like people joining him on these walks, but you're an exception. He loves having you around. You make him really happy.

I think Dell cooks a lot for you. Good southern home cooked meals. You're always well fed and taken care around him! He's always sending you back home with leftovers and what not.

He's much more cordial and trusts you when you choose a romantic partner(s) but he's still eying them like a hawk. Just say the word and he's not above scaring the living daylights out of someone.

[actual-changeling]

More thoughts!

~ I don't think Aziraphale meant it that way, but it's how it reached Crowley in that moment. I talked about this in another meta post, but that infamous tear in Crowley's eye when he says 'you can't leave this bookshop'? It shows up exactly when Aziraphale says his 'second in command' line. It doesn't matter why Aziraphale said it because Crowley took it in that way and it was the equivalent to stabbing him in the back and then asking him to kneel.

~ nothing to add here

~ Crowley cares about humanity because in a way he sees himself in them, especially after six thousand years. The way he talks to Job's goats, the entire 'God has abandoned you' etc., or how he later says to Sitis that yeah, the children are innocent—so were the goats and they were still punished for things outside of their control. Crowley wants to save the world because he does care and thinks that they do not deserve the punishment God is dishing out.

'You said you were gonna be testing them. You shouldn't test them to destruction.'

The Starmaker was already asking 'What's the point if you're gonna destroy it anyway?' Crowley is, at his core, a creator, an engineer, someone who sees the right to live in every single creation. He wants to save the world because they deserve to live. In the back of his mind, going off together is always a valid option, so why stay and try to save them? Why risk his own life, everything, to save the world if he didn't care about it?

He cares. He is incredibly weirded out by Aziraphale's puppet ball. He is no saint by any means but compared to Aziraphale he cares.

Now, in response to the second part.

I am intimately familiar with abuse and gaslighting, been there, done that. Pretty much every flavour of abuse (with some exceptions) is something I have experienced either by my parent's hands or someone else's. So I know. Crowley does, too, even more than Aziraphale.

Aziraphale is the one being who, out of ALL angels and demons, got the best deal. He had six thousand years to work on his trauma and issues but he hasn't because it would require him to be actually self-aware and acknowledge that he is not the good, perfect little angel he thinks he should be.

Neil said that Aziraphale is the one who needs to change, that Crowley has already reached a stable point in his recovery while Aziraphale is millennia behind, and for that he needs to actually try. He is hiding behind excuses and cannot even face discomfort when it means not deeply hurting Crowley; it's a genuine problem and not one that can be excused by trauma in any shape or form.

Being traumatized isn't a free pass to be an asshole (not that you said so, just commenting on it in general) and the way parts of the fandom coddle him and try to relieve him from any and all responsibility is honestly kinda. disturbing.

It's not fair that we have to be the ones to fix something we did not break but we still have to do it, for our own sake and for the people that are important to us.

When folks say that Aziraphale took the Supreme Archangel promotion to protect humanity/earth/Crowley, where does that interpretation come from? Because this is the order on screen:

The Metatron makes the offer, including patently false flattery about Aziraphale's leadership abilities and honesty (and I do believe Aziraphale knows it's false). Aziraphale politely demures, citing the bookshop, coffee, etc.

But then the Metatron sweetens the pot - he offers angelic restoration for Crowley, a tidy solution to Aziraphale's deepest reservations about his very real romantic feelings.

Then, Crowley turns him down. (I'm not going to use the gifs to spare us all the pain.) So, why does Aziraphale continue to go through with the promotion at that point, when the reason he'd accepted it has fallen through? Yes, he told Crowley he thinks they can make a difference, but that's not the reason he'd said yes to the Metatron minutes before, or at least it wasn't enough of a reason until restoring Crowley became an option. Personally, I think it's stubbornness that makes him stick to the plan - Crowley was appalled at the whole idea and called him an idiot, and Aziraphale needs to prove he wasn't wrong.

Regardless of the reason, he's sticking with the plan, without Crowley, and with no indication (that we've seen yet anyway) that anything too dire might happen if he doesn't.

And it's then, and only then, that the Metatron drops the bomb about the Second Coming.

I understand the desire to see Aziraphale's motivation for accepting the promotion as for the greater good, but given how the events unfold on screen, I don't see how that's supported? Please let me know what I've missed. I'm definitely not trying to slander Aziraphale, but I'm not interested in sugarcoating him either.

(ok one quick extra thing, how did I never notice how incredibly relieved the Metatron looks in the elevator, that he pulled this off and convinced Aziraphale to come with him? Too busy crying, I guess.)

[the-original-skipps]

Fluffy Alphabet A-Z

Sano Manjiro aka Mikey

Note: Thank you so much for 100+ followers. I wouldn't have been able to get his far without your support. I'm super overjoyed and glad that you guys take the time to read my writing. I love you all very much as promised I hope you enjoy the fluffy alphabet! 💗

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

> Mikey likes to go for rides on his CB205T and he likes to bring you along. He just loves the feeling of the wind passing and your presence behind him. Maybe sharing some snacks while you both watch the sunset or the starry night sky, talking about random things. He just generally likes being around you even if you're both just sitting in silence.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

> He admires your determination and strong will. Since Mikey is mentally weak, he admires those traits in other people. No matter what you'd always be there to scold him or comfort him. It reminds him of his older brother.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

> Mikey instantly knows if you're feeling down, he just senses it. He'll bring you somewhere where they could both be alone maybe a park or he'll drive somewhere and sit you down. Mikey won't force you to tell him what's wrong but if you do he'll be listening intently. He's not the best at comforting people but makes sure to let you know that he's here for you.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

> Now this is a hard topic to answer. Mikey has pictured a future with his s/o, living in peace after all the rush during his teenage years. However, he doesn't see it happening because he knows it's best if he keeps his s/o away from him in the future.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

> I'd say he's both but mostly on the passive side. He lets you take the lead since he doesn't know much about being in a relationship. He'll be given advice and teased by his close friends but he'll keep their words in mind.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

> Mikey is pretty stubborn and doesn't like losing. If it's a petty harmless arguement, if he's wrong then he'll muttering an apology to you and completely forget about it. It's difficult to get into a serious argument with him unless it's something concerning him or Toman. Say the things he needs to hear even if himself doesn't agree with you. Then he'll leave to give himself space and think about things. Be patient with him because eventually he'll come around.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

> Mikey is very grateful for you being by his side even though he thinks he doesn't deserve it. He appreciates every gesture you do for him from the big things and to the little things such as making him lunch or fixing his hair or just being by his side when he feels he's losing himself.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

> Mikey doesn't hide things, if you ask him something he will directly answer you. He has no trouble talking about a past event since it already happened. Even though he doesn't want you getting involved with Toman, he still tells you about how they're doing or what they're up to. The only things he wouldn't share are his true feelings and his dark impulsivities since he doesn't want to scare you.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

> Just by being by Mikey's side you are a positive influence on him. It will take a long time but little by little he tries to open up about his true feelings and tries to rely on you more. Everytime you sense he's distancing himself, you would have to drag him back and knock some sense into him.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

> Mikey is definitely the type to get jealous easily and his childish tendencies tend to come out. If he sees you getting too friendly with someone he'll keep staring until he's had enough and say "(Y/N) is mine, hmph!" With a cute pout on his face. Be sure to coddle him afterwards because he might give you the silent treatment.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

> Mikey has no experience whatsoever. He has no idea how kisses work. It'll be super rare to get a kiss from Mikey since he's not used to being affectionate. If you're lucky he'll peck you on your cheek or kiss your hands occasionally. Your first kiss with him wasn't planned. Both of you were alone and you were just admiring him as he talked and pressed a light kiss on his lips. He was instantly shocked by what you did as he traces over his lips with his fingers but inside he's feeling all warm. He never knew kisses from you would have this kind of affect on him.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

> It took long time for Mikey to realize that what he felt towards you was more than just friendship. He confessed this to Draken and he replied "huh, obviously you like them you idiot. Hurry up and go tell them." In which Mikey replies by telling Draken to do the same for Emma. It happened when he came to pick you up from school one day on his motorcycle and brought you to the riverside. "I finally understand what I feel, (Y/N). I like you... You don't have to give me an answer right away, I'll wait however long it takes..."

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

> Another hard topic to answer. When Mikey fell for you he fell hard. As much as he wants to spend the rest of his life in peace with you, it won't happen. That is until he goes through "certain changes" and let's say he did. You'll be riding with him on his motorcycle on Christmas until he stops at a certain place. He'll start talking about his past and the times you've spent together. Then talking about how much he appreciates you and thanks you then pops the question. The wedding will be small and privately held with only people close to him and you are invited.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

> It is known that Mikey gives nicknames to those who are close to him. It depends on what your first name is. He'll most likely you use the first syllable of your name plus -chin, -cchi or -chy. Only when he's serious will he use your real name.

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

> Honestly, it can be really hard to tell unless you really observe Mikey. You would notice he stares at you longer, or everytime your name pops up in a conversation he's interested. Draken is definitely the first the notice this change in Mikey and teases him for it, while Mikey denys it. The others will slowly start to notice this too. Especially, when he bought an extra taiyaki and gave it to you. Takemichy's jaw dropped at the scene.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

> Mikey won't be announcing to everyone that he has an s/o. However, if someone asks he'll answer honestly. I wouldn't use the word "brag" but he will say nice about you to others. For Mikey, intimate gestures such as kissing are only between the two of you. If someone catches the both of you, Mikey wouldn't be pleased.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

> You wouldn't have to worry about anyone trying to flirt with you or trying to hurt you not when Mikey's around. Mikey cares deeply about you and would give his life to protect you. You wouldn't have to worry about other people trying to flirt with Mikey either since you already have his heart, he'll simple brush them off. He's loyal.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

> As I have mentioned earlier, Mikey has no experience with relationships. You would have to teach him things. Still there will be moments that might seem simple to others but to you, you know it's a way Mikey shows his love for you. For example, draping his jacket over your shoulders or buying an extra snack so you could have some too. If he's not busy with Toman matters, he would want to spend his time with you.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

> Mikey would genuinely support your dreams and passions, telling you to never give up on them. He believes in you with his whole heart, and he knows you would be able to make your goals come true.

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

> He would like to try things he never experienced before with you, like taking pictures at the photo booth or going shopping for matching keychains. That being said, what Mikey likes the most is the constant reassurance that you're here for him. Routines like going riding on his motorcycle or just talking with you, it what he like most. He's scared that one day you'd leave him so these mundane routines assures him.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

> You would think Mikey is the forgetful type but he actually pays attention to things. He'll notice you eyeing a certain item in a store or if you're lying to him. He genuinely cares about you and would like to know everything about you, even the shameful parts. Mikey has a hard time with emotions, he may not fully understand your troubles but he'll assure you that he'll be there for you.

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

> For Mikey to actually want to establish a relationship with someone. It means he sees you as an important person in his life. However, certain things would have to come before you such as his family and Toman. It is something you would have to understand when dating Mikey.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

> Whenever he looks like he's spacing off during Toman meetings while he is paying attention to what's happening his mind can't help but wander towards you. About what you're currently doing or if you're at home safely. Before he starts the engine of his bike, or has nothing to do he fiddles with the keychain on his keys. It's the matching keychain you both have.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

> Mikey is not known to be the most showy when it comes to showing his affections. It's the little things he does for only you, that shows how much he cares about you. Mikey secretly likes the affection you give him even if he denies it. It surprises him everytime you hug him or kiss him but he never stops you or tells you to stop. Just don't do it in front of Toman. Even if he doesn't want to, cuddle him as the big spoon and it'll make him really happy. Since he's so used to keeping a strong facade, cuddling with you gives him the impression that with you maybe he doesn't have to do that.

Y earning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

> Mikey will still act as the strong charismatic leader of Toman, where nothing fazes him. He won't outwardly show that he misses you but you can tell by the way he fiddles with his matching keychain or stares off into the distance that he misses you. He might even unconsciously blurt a quiet "I miss (Y/N)...."

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

> Mikey is willing to give his life away to protect you. Just you being with him is dangerous enough who knows who might be out to get him and easiest way they can do that is by getting you. If your safely is at risk even he likes you he would have to break up with you, keep you away from the danger. Because he utmostly cares about your well being and if anything happens to you, it will destroy him.

[i-cant-sing]

Just imagine this… Yandere Todoroki family with Todoroki reader having a birthmark on their face… I can just see that after surgeries, reader would be coddled and be forced to cuddle Rei (who ices her face cause surgeries causes too much swelling). And Todoroki reader is just… Insecure about it? (I know I am with mine, I’m always stared at in public and was once asked if I was a burn victim… Yeah I cried after that lmao)

okay so I have this little hedgehog shaped birthmark on my foot, so it usually gets hidden by shoes- not that I am ashamed of it or anything. Even as a kid, I didn't think it was a big deal, until people started pointing it out and saying weird shit about it. Idk what's wrong with people, I mean, even as a kid, I knew not to stare or point, y'know basic etiquette? Anyways, I learned to deal with it in a really cool way. The key is to make them regret asking or staring at your birthmark. I can't count how many times people have come up to me to ask what's that on my foot, and sometimes I'd say "Oh, my mom dropped her hot tea on my foot." or "My brother set off a firecracker on my foot." or "We were having a bbq, and my dad dropped one of the skewers on my foot." Going worse each time someone asked, until my mother told me to knock it off and tell everyone its a birthmark. But it was fun to see them believe the "trauma" a 7 year old had to go through. I loved their horrified faces lol.

Okay okay, on to the ask:

Surgeries for removing the birthmark? Well, I think initially they would be against it, but when they see how low your self esteem, they may let you get it, but not before making sure that this is something you want for yourself, and not because of something stupid someone said, or because you want to impress someone.

One of the rare moments when the Dabi is extremely soft and caring towards you. As a person who is insecure about his physical appearance, I think he would be very understanding towards you. No matter what age you are, Dabi would always be there for when you're feeling low, letting you cry into his shoulder. He'll make you tell him what happened, who said all that shit to you, before he begins comforting you. He'll make you his famous hot chocolate, before kissing your birthmark and telling you that you're the prettiest human in the world, that no one could ever compare to you. Once he has cuddled you to sleep, he'll go out searching for the bastard that said those mean things to you, but he doesn't get the oppurtunity to avenge you- little Shotou has already taken care of things.

Now, this is one of the rare cases where Shotou doesn't stay... cool as a cucumber?? when you're involved. Anytime you're even slightly upset, instead of comforting you like usual yandere brother Shotou does, he's going out to torment whoever hurt you. Not only that, he doesn't even show slightest bit of mercy to the victims- girl, even Dabi is actually concerned about Shotou's mental state.

Fuyumi would help you cover up your birthmarks, either using makeup or scarves, but not before giving you a tiny lecture about how you're beautiful and shouldn't cover up your beautiful face, how you shouldn't listen to what shallow minded people say, etc etc. But honestly, at some point you're not doing it for the people, you're doing it because of Fuyumi's amazing makeup skills. She should seriously consider becoming a MUA, because girl... that cut crease is sharp as hell.

While Rei and Enji don't like you covering up your birthmark, they are understanding. But that doesn't mean they aren't constantly telling how beautiful your birthmark is- they often call it "angel kisses" or as Dabi likes to call it "stork bites". You're gonna get constant kisses on your birthmark, Rei likes to trace them while Enji like to pepper your face in kisses.

And if you get surgery, then like you said, you'd be coddled to the max. Rei would be nuzzling your nose with hers, pressing her cold hand to ice your swellings, while Natsuo changes your bandages, making sure you didn't get any infection or pus around your wounds. And Shotou is on the side, pouting as he holds your hand- he liked your birthmark, he would always gaze at your birthmark whenever he had trouble sleeping, trying to see what it resembled it with, and it wouldn't be long before he closed his eyes. He's sad...but he'll live.

Well, honestly don't take people's words to heart. Tell everyone to go to hell if you want, or use my strategy and make people uncomfortable. Stop caring about people's opinion, your opinion should matter to you. Also stop being polite to rude people- unless you have master plan to destroy them 😈

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

Bbc Merlin? 💜

(anon asked the same 💙)

The first character I first fell in love with: merlin :') dragonlcrd videos my beloved :')) i was like wow this weird ass rat is kinda pretty and very sassy

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: elyannnn i mean i liked him as soon as he appeared first time watching and shipped perelyan and i thinkkk perelyaine and i was so angry when he died just on principle i entirely stopped caring about what happened after but i didn't realise just how delightful he was til i went through and found all his scenes and watched them bc i wanted to do text posts for all the knights and didn't know if he (or leon, or percival) had enough canon personality (he did) (percival was a struggle as was leon kinda) ig percival too although he hasn't changed from the placeholder man i saw him as while first watching :')

character everyone else loves that I don’t: arthur except i don't hate him as much as i act, like i would commit several crimes for s1 him it's more how hypocritical, evil in his utter ignorance, and honestly pathetic he is by s5 and how he’s coddled by the fandom. Also... im gonna get killed on sight for saying this aren't i but Merlin?? i used to and i get why but idk i'm just kinda... he doesn't interest me so much any more? i feel like there's nothing i want to add to what everyone else is doing which is GREAT btw and idk there are a lot of characters i love more :)

The character I love that everyone else hates: eira :') i adopted her for camelove day... 6 i think? and wrote her perspective of dotd and i just... i know i KNOW her plotline is the worst but she was demonised by the writers as much as any other female character and that's no reason to ignore her existence. Also idk about hate but i am a vivian stan and violent defender of her right to be as bitchy as she likes :D (except if it’s to gwen );) also people who hate mordred... why buddy? why

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: again merlin ig but also morgana. She... she's just... no. People make her out to be some feminist icon who was only bad bc the narrative portrays her that way and if she was just fighting for her people's freedom i'd probably agree. but she slaughters innocents, allies herself with all sorts of REALLY awful people whose actions she condones as long as they're not against her, tortures abuses and controls people who've done absolutely nothing to deserve it (Gwen, Mithian), and certainly by the end only cares about getting power. i... she's a villain. There's nothing wrong with liking villains of course, and i will still never forgive merlin for poisoning her, but she's not just 'misunderstood'. i used to be really big on morgana redemption but now don’t usually bother or include her in my fics bc i can’t see past what she did to gwen.

The character I would totally smooch: smooch? uhh...... lance?? Maybe??? probably not tho :/ hug however? gwen 🥺 elyan, percy,10/10 would braid gwaine's hair 🥰

The character I’d want to be like: probably gwen... tbf i relate to her a lot already i’m just not that lovely or accomplished 🤣

The character I’d slap:

[ID: A gif of goblin-possessed Gaius having a whale of a time slapping Uther’s bald head. End ID]

A pairing that I love: perelyan, perelyaine, elyaine, mergwencelot... etc etc etc  rarepairs my beloved :’)

A pairing that I despise: aside from the obvious icky stuff and shipping teenage characters with adults... there’s not many i full on Despise. If merthur wasn’t so fucking ubiquitous i wouldn’t hate it half as much but alas :’) i have a grudge against perwaine simply bc people i’ve seen actually ship it are all height difference! banter!! flirting!!! all three of which perelyan has more of in canon plus they’re more affectionate and lbr percival made it pretty clear in 4x13 who he prefers (poor gwaine sitting there mangled and percy zooming straight past him🤣) and it kinda feels like people like perwaine more for the same reason elyan gets excluded from everything else and also it gets gwaine out the way of merthur but people can ship what they want and i don’t mind perwaine objectively so ig i digress... i also don’t like morgwen set in canon era for the above reasons but i can be swayed by modern au them (@mumble-muse’s xmas morgwen fic you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you're here, everyone go read and comment 🥰)

ty for the ask! 💜

[marshmallowprotection]

Hi! Is it okay to ask for romantic matchups with one of the MysMe boys?

I'm an INFJ, 5'2 and the eldest daughter out of 4 siblings. I'm a family-oriented person and very protective of my family. I also love to dote on my siblings (stroke their hair, random hugs and kisses, praise their achievements). I used to be timid and shy but I'm getting more confident to step out of my comfort zone and meet new people. Though I do think that my bedroom is still my favorite place at the end of the day.

Also used to be an academic overachiever because I place my worth based on my grades lol

I like to sit alone and making up stories in my head. I also tend to get lost in my head as a form of escapism. I cannot stand small talks and would prefer to have deep conversations.

I always heard people saying that its hard for them to guess my feelings because I always look calm and collected. Maybe it's because I'm slow to anger and would prefer to settle things down peacefully before they escalated into something bigger. I am also easy to be in tune with other people's emotion.

My friends often said that I appeared to be cold and intimidating at first but when they get to know me, I'm surprisingly easy to have a conversation with. They vote me as someone they could trust with their secrets. They often seek me if they need someone to empathize with their situation while giving realistic advice at the same time.

I enjoy reading any kind of books since I was a child because I'm always curious on how the things in this world works. And even though I'm not good at art, I really love seeing the process of it whether it's writing, composing, drawing etc.

I hope this is not too long and thank you in advance!

I match you with...

Jumin!

You're the kind of person that can appear to be standoffish. It's not that you don't want to go in your life, it's just that you don't always know how to interact with people. You know how to be realistic with people but sometimes it doesn't always come across the right way. When people want comfort, they can come to you, but you tell them like it is and some folks don't always want to hear to any sort of realistic outcome; They would rather feel like they're being coddled and taken care of. It certainly depends situation to situation. People just have to get to know you first before they understand that you're coming from a warm place when you offer advice. 

Because of this, you need somebody who is patience and understanding in your life. That reason, a good person for you would be somebody who enjoys taking their time getting to know you and focusing on the little things in life that pile up and feel good. That's why the best person for you is Jumin. V is a close tie for second but Jumin edged him out. Jumin loves conversation. He loves debate. He loves having meaningful time with his partner where he can just be himself. You spend hours in the living room just talking about the world and the things you love, and you never can find the energy to stop. Even if you get tired, you just want to keep talking to each other and never stop! That’s how much you love being together and being close. 

You both know what it feels like to take care of the world, but you’re learning how to care for yourselves. So, you’re learning together, being kind and doing what you can to be spoiled. Jumin loves how passionate you are, but he knows he has to remind you to trust others sometimes when it comes to letting back and relaxing. Just have a day of rest with him. It’s okay.