#he died.

[ann1e-on-earth]

Piper and Leo would play DTI together

Annabeth would love Bloxburg

Hazel can’t use a computer (she types one letter per second and barely can use a mouse)

Percy trolls little kids in Brookhaven like Flamingo but then apologizes to them afterwards cuz he feels bad

Frank plays Adopt Me but takes it seriously and gets an emotional attachment to all his pets

[tacccalb]

do Jeremy next its his turn to b hydraulic pressed

sure

bonus art for these hydraulic presses vvv

[tubchunk]

i just wish ppl remembered qtubbo also died. but no one seems to truly care.

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

I find it a little annoying when it’s obvious that creators can’t make jokes without fanbases claiming it as “canon” immediately and forever.

Like if I were to make a story about some guy name Greg who works at a desk job or something, and then I make a joke on social media that’s like “oh yeah, haha, Greg also religiously worships Danny Gonzales” and then every time someone doesn’t draw Greg with a shine for Danny on is desk in fanart, they get flooded with comments saying “um actually 🤓☝️…” and everyone goes around saying it’s canon that Greg worships Danny as his lord and savior and goes to Danny church every Monday. Like. No. That was obviously a joke.

[snarp]

Yama does not live in Svarga.

[good-wine-and-cheese]

Shigeo what the hell happened

[castielsparkle]

[vanitasmori]

that moment in Enies Lobby where Kalifa grabbed Sanji by the leg and the tie and held him like that while she said "Shall I try something on you?"

yeah.

[justkillingthyme]

Can we give this guy a break? Please??

[wonderxshows]

oops

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[crazyness-overpowers]

the way haymitch must have seen it as all his ghosts coming back to haunt him at once when katniss walked onto the train with the face of burdock and asterid, the pin of maysilee, the voice of lenore dove, and a background so devastatingly similar to his own. of course sweetheart slipped out. and of course he did everything he could to keep her alive

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[leupagus]

It's worth noting that there are some extraordinary people in the world who have been quietly doing the work for decades, and they should be celebrated with all the fervor that we denounce the villains. I first read about Harrison twenty-odd years ago, when he'd already been doing this for about fifty years, and this is one of those guys whose life can, indeed, be summed up by his headline.

James Harrison saved millions of lives. Millions. Not with anything flashy or dramatic, not with profound speeches or brilliant strategy or any of the things we insist are the ways to impact the world. He simply kept himself as healthy as possible so that every few weeks he could go and sit quietly in a room and give away a fundamental part of himself — quite literally his lifeblood — to people he'd never meet, for no pay and no expectation of acknowledgement. (He was, it should be said, acknowledged quite a lot per this article, but that's beside the point.)

When we talk about the kind of people we want to elevate and celebrate in our societies, I often think of people like James Harrison. I hope we get more of him; not just for his blood, but for his heart.

[stealingpotatoes]

i bring a "caesar's assassins mega-cringefailed if they were trying to get rid of tyranny and monarchies" vibe to the ides of march that literally nobody enjoys