#he did a fnaf jumpscare move at most

[nightwussy]

(from avrotros’s ig) imagine setting ur boundaries and getting kicked out for it and also the police called on u

[spenceragnewfics]

Could u do a fic where the reader is playing fnaf for a smosh games video and gets scared and Spencer comforts them? Ty!!

I loved this idea! It's so cute and I hope you love it as much as I do!!

FNAF ISN’T FUN! | Spencer Agnew x F!Reader

Warnings: FNAF, jumpscare mentioned, crying

Summary: The resident scream fanatic, Y/N, is ready to conquer the FNAF franchise...until she realizes how scary it really is.

Word Count: 678

“What’s up every pony! It’s your favorite scream fanatic, Y/N, here! Today, I was basically forced by my mean boyfriend to play Five Nights at Freddy’s today.” She says, starting the livestream. Alex Tran’s laugh can be heard as Spencer looks at her shocked, “I did not force you to play this! You were practically whining because you didn’t get to play them with Shayne and Amanda.” She rolls her eyes at his words before sending him a charming smile.

“Whatever, anyway, the plan is for me to try to complete as many of the games as I can. I’m only going to night five because I don’t think we’d have time for me to do night six on all the games.” She explains as she starts to read the chat. Y/N is a natural entertainer, she’s not in many videos as everyone agreed she does her best stuff when she’s able to interact with the audience. So, she has a weekly livestream show she does on the gaming channel. She usually has some of the other cast on but a good amount of the livestreams are just her in front of the camera and her riffing off with Spencer and Alex behind the camera.

“As most of you know, I am called the scream fanatic, because everytime I play a horror game for y’all, I scream like a baby and do it many many times. So, I don’t think that will change today, but maybe I can get upgraded to scream princess. What do y’all think?” She asks, a teasing smile on her face. The chat agrees that she might just get the upgrade based on how she has been in the past.

Taking a deep breath, she sends a nervous smile to the people watching then to Alex and Spencer. “Let’s get this party started, ponies.” She says before putting on her headphones then opening up the game. Her heart starts to beat faster immediately when the first game opens up.

“So, we are playing the games in release order. Not timeline order, we’re not doing a Marvel thing here.” She jokes before starting the first night. The first couple of nights go smoothly, nothing too crazy and she can sense most of the jumpscares so no screaming.

That is until she gets to night four. “Okay, chat, we are on night four! So far, I have been doing amazing.” She says, checking the cameras and waiting. Everything is going smoothly until she hears foxy running. “Shit, shit, shit.” She mutters as her brain pauses for a second before moving to close the doors but, it’s too late.

Foxy screams as he pops himself into the room and Y/N screams bloody murder as she throws the headphones off. She curles herself into a ball as some tears start to fall out of her eyes, “That was way worse than I thought it would be.” She says, her voice shaky.

Soon she feels familiar warm arms wrapping around her as Spencer moves his chair to be by her. “It’s okay, love. You’re okay.” He assures her, gently caressing her hair as he holds her. “I feel like such a baby.” She whines, forgetting they aren’t at home and are broadcasting to thousands of people.

“You’re not a baby. You just got scared is all. It’s natural.” He assures her, resting his chin on the top of her head as she leans into him.

Alex is smiling to himself as he watches the chat go crazy with seeing the two being so sweet together.

“Hey, guys. Hate to break up the love fest but we are still streaming.” He says, looking at the couple in front of him. “Do you wanna keep going?” Spencer asks as Y/N moves to sit up straight. “Yeah, just stay here?” She asks, grabbing his hand. “Of course.” He kisses the back of her hand before they both turn their attention back to the game.

“Okay, Foxy, you’re ass is mine!”

[starryylies]

Simon and hyperfem! reader who’s interests are completely different from her personality

Hyperfem! Reader making Simon watch my little pony and then making him play fnaf!!! ๑>ᴗ<๑

Warnings: si is mildly concerned but a sweetie 🥹, reader is adorbs but lowkey insane(cutely), cursing, mentions of cannibalism, mentions of satanic behaviour, mentions of murder, mentions of children getting eaten by animatronics.

“Siiiiii c’mere” you called out from your room where you were bundled up in your favourite pink blanket which had a hello kitty print.

“Comin’ love” si calls out from his study where he was finishing his paperwork regarding his previous mission.

After 5 minutes Simon comes inside watching you cuddled up watching some sort of cartoon with some coloured horses in it.

“What’cha watching love”, he gruffs out as he climbs on the bed getting inside the blanket as he holds you next to him

‘My little Pony and ohhh did you know Ted Bundy kept decapitated heads of 12 of his victims with him to remember his murders.”

-Ok so Simon was pretty much used to your little did you knows which came up with the most eccentric news ahead, he found it quite amusing though that how your interests are completely different from you as a person.-

so he just nodded mumbling a faint uh huh

You pout at his response. “Anyways si leave that let’s play a game”

Simon sighs as he is glad to leave the topic of decapitated heads behind ‘’Sure thing love what game’’ he says as he moves closer to you

“Five nights at Freddy’s si its an awesome game, play w me.”

“Sure love, what’s it about?”

“Animatronics who will try to kill us”

“Sure”, he says hesitantly trying not to laugh at how stupid it sounds, how can an animatronic kill a damn person.

“I have to warn you though, it’s scary for some people.”

“Love I’m not getting scared by some stupid animatronics or Whatever they are.”

“If you say sooo”

As you start playing Simon finds it engaging until the jumpscare comes, nightmare Freddy appears Infont of him ripping his face off in the game.

Simon flinches at that but the weird thing is you just stay quiet not even finding it scary in the slightest bit.

‘Love what the fuck was that’s

‘Nightmare Freddy dummy’

“What. The. Fuck. Is. A. Nightmare. Freddy.”

‘’A sadistic animatronic that kills kids duh’’

‘Yea okay this game is weird’ he murmurs

‘I heard that’

“Okay love m not playin this bullshit” he grumbles out.

“Oki si, it’s alright but did you know dahmer ate his victims”

“Yes love you told me that yesterday”

“Oh oky but did you knowww Richard Ramirez did most of his killings due to his obsession with satanism”

“Mm no love I did not know that” he says sighing keeping his head on your shoulder as he holds your waist and pulls you closer.

“Now you do :D”

You looked so proud of yourself telling him these facts he just couldn’t bring the heart to say no to you. How could he ever say no to you and your weird facts :)

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[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

(Murder Drones Episode 7 spoilers!)

THEY CHANGED THE INTRO V IS OFFICIALLY DEAD FUNERAL'S ON THURSDAY

Cult. It's a cult. This is definitely a cult. They probably don't even realize it but it is undeniably some kind of cult.

Nori what are you doing. Nori why are you like this.

The cross is a USB??

They're keeping the Drones themselves in the lockers??

Of course the unpaid intern whose opinion doesn't matter is the only one with any sympathy for them.

Pink Solver core?? SOLVER LIZZY?!?

Ah great, the Envy shippers are gonna be using this as "proof" that he's still in love with V.

HE IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIZED HE LOVES HER SO MUCH

Tessa. Stop. I was willing to give you the benefit of a doubt but you're not doing yourself any favours.

And now she's being racist. Way to go.

"The power of a black hole in the palm of my hand."

SEE TESSA ALL YOU DID WAS MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE

THEY'RE BACK THAD AND LIZZY ARE FINALLY RELEVANT AGAIN

Did they change Thad's VA? He sounds different.

Was that V? Is she already back?

N BABY NO DON'T SAY THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS

Eldritch V??

I can't wait for people to meme about his perfectly cut scream there.

Not going near the corpse. Smart move.

Cyn stop. Cyn stop. CYN STOP PLEASE I'M BEGGING I WANT YOU TO BE SYMPATHETIC

She hugged him. That's probably a good thing, right? That's probably proof that the real Cyn is still in there somewhere, right? THAT PROBABLY MEANS SHE MISSES HIM AND IS GENUINELY SORRY RIGHT

Nothin' like a good old-fashioned Robot Uprising Apocalypse, eh? In other news, Skynet is suing the Solver for copyright infringement.

Those admin privileges comin' in handy. Unfortunately they don't do much in the physical world.

Uzi has absolutely no reason to be crawling and scuttling around like a creature right now except for the simple fact that she wants to. Never change, little gremlin.

Oh I don't think you should watch that. N was right, y'know, there's probably stuff down here you don't wanna see.

Why does this remind me of the garbage maze in FNaF Security Breach?

Okay so it's not some kind of disembodied Solver Lizzy core. Don't blame me, the lights looked pink before and the cat ears headphones reminded me of Lizzy's bow.

Familiar?? Nori??? DID N ACTUALLY KILL YOU AND WHY AREN'T YOU BRITISH/MOMMY LONG LEGS

Khan? A hunk? In the words of Professor Membrane, NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!!!

"How do you know my daughter?" "Well y'see, it all started when we tried to kill each other..."

Oh it was J. Is it bad to say I'm kind of relieved?

Are we getting the cool edgy Khan from the concept art??? Bro why are you so nonchalant about it being the end of the world.

INB4 people go frame-by-frame through the list looking for the most Russian-sounding name and say "THERE, THAT'S DOLL'S DAD"

Tessa was that really necessary? You're giving really bad vibes right now.

Patch? So the Solver can be removed? And she knows? Again, major bad vibes.

*FNaF 2 Foxy jumpscare*

I'm starting to suspect Yeva either can't or chooses not to talk.

Is she saying the Solver wiped her memory of the labs? I guess that would explain a few things.

N being so polite and cute as always.

What do you mean, "found its way back?" Where did it go? Is the timeline completely wrong? Did it start on Copper-9 then go to Earth then return to Copper-9? I'm so confused.

Nori why are you so casual about the prospect of your own daughter being a planet-eating eldritch abomination. This is exactly why I'm worried about the fandom giving you the Rose Quartz treatment.

I told you not to watch it, Uzi.

Welp, so much for Doll. Consider this karma for killing V. But "fight back?" Does that mean it can be resisted?

So now we know where Uzi gets it from.

Tessa no. Tessa stop. Tessa STOP. TESSA STOP YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO PRETEND TO HELP ANYMORE

YEAH N SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Whoa, didn't see that coming. No face reveal?? Does that mean she really is a Drone???

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY

Imagine meeting your daughter for the first time and she's currently being possessed by an eldritch abomination masquerading as her boyfriend's dead sister.

Every time I think this episode's about to end on a cliffhanger it doesn't.

EVEN WHEN SHE'S BEING POSSESSED BY AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION MASQUERADING AS HIS DEAD SISTER HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN LET HER BE HURT AND IT WAS ENOUGH TO SNAP HER OUT OF IT FOR LIKE HALF A SECOND HOW COULD ANYBODY SAY THEY'RE NOT IN LOVE

Oh no, now people are gonna write fics about Nori being vored by her own daughter.

"Hang out" is code for "date." "Hang out" is code for "boyfriend and girlfriend." "Hang out" is code for "madly in love with each other." "HANG OUT" IS CODE FOR "WE MAKE SWEET AND PASSIONATE LOVE TOGETHER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WE'RE ALREADY PLANNING THE WEDDING AND I'M GONNA WEAR THE DRESS AND WE'RE GONNA NAME OUR KIDS GLOCK AND BAYONET"

Literally smacked the sense back into her.

Imagine meeting your mom for the first time and you don't know who she is and she's a gross little fleshy crab-spider-thing similar to what your boyfriend's jerk boss turned into so you punt her into a bottomless pit and she makes a dodgeball noise.

LOOK AT HER REACTION SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT "HANG OUT" IS CODE FOR SHE JUST DIDN'T REALIZE HE THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY TOO

My last two brain cells while watching this episode. Now would be a really good time for you two to kiss.

Oh good gosh she's not dead. Okay it wasn't at all necessary to put your head on backwards.

CYN IS HUMAN NOW??? OR IS SHE WEARING TESSA'S BODY LIKE ENNARD DID WITH MICHAEL

NO JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE ALREADY

Sorry J but you're still not plot relevant yet, you're not allowed to participate.

J: *sees the railgun* *has war flashbacks*

UZI YOU CAN'T SACRIFICE YOURSELF RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND TELL HIM TO "DIE MAD" AS YOUR LAST WORDS THAT IS LITERALLY NOT OKAY

*Uzi falls* *screen fades to white* *UNDERTALE*

The Void???

Glitch I beg of you please don't make us wait another half a year for the next episode. And Liam please don't let it end after one season.

[woggle-bugger-me]

Moments from "The Tin Woodman of Oz" (2007) that live in my head rent-free

-The Tin Woodman flatly explaining his backstory to Woot and describing how beautiful Nimmie Amee was, meanwhile a flackback shows her and she looks like she's planning on murdering someone.

-This isn't one specific moment, but Nick's voice actor gives most of his lines in this bored monotone that adds a lot of unintentional comedy. He gives dramatic lines with hardly any emotion like "oh no my heart is breaking😐" It's great.

-One of the first time the Tin Woodman displays an emotion is when he describes what kind of dress he'd have Nimmie wear when they get married. If they were trying to portray the Woodman as depressed and deeply closeted, they did a great job.

-This film's a musical but it's not like a regular one. A lot of the songs have little to no build-up, so the musical scenes feel like a character is just... awkwardly bursting into song in-universe.

-"It might be vine for you, but it was killing me."

-The Tin Woodman and Scarecrow give off the vibe of an old married couple who kinda hate each other but have been together so long that they can't bring themselves to split up. I don't know how else to describe the weird dynamic they have here.

-At one point the gang encounter a village of rapping balloon people and Woot has to be talked out of committing genocide against them.

-Scarecrow and Nick have an argument and body-shame each other.

-Instead of meeting his old meat severed head in a cupboard, the Tin Woodman meets a sassy gay severed head that's made of metal and doesn't know what happiness is.

-Ku-Klip, the tinsmith, is a real creep. He feels up the Scarecrow AND THEN FEELS UP 10-YEAR-OLD WOOT while singing about how he loves to "snip-snip". It's both hilarious and horrifying.

-Nick calls Chopfyt an "imposter" and the Scarecrow and Woot have to hold him back from beating Chopfyt up.

-Nimmie Amee: "I married Chopfyt a long time ago." *randomly slaps him*

-The Tin Woodman says he'll "never move again" and spends all night in a depressed slump after Nimmie rejects him, only for the Scarecrow to say, and I quote: "That's a fine way to behave! It makes me very glad I have a brain and not a heart. At least my brain leaves me with dignity." Like WTF Scarecrow jesus christ

-Everything about Mrs. Yoop is iconic. She's easily the best character in the film and her song comes so close to being unironically good in a surreal, trippy way (until it's ruined by ending on a fart).

-Right after the gang escapes Mrs. Yoop's castle, the Tin Woodman falls for a tin woman who joins their party (she looks just like Nimmie Amee, but sexier).

-Woot: "I'm not a real wanderer :("

Nick: "Oh, well, we all... exaggerate... occasionally."

Scarecrow: "I'll say! Tinny here has told some big ones."

Nick: "Shhh. Not now."

-Ozma turns up right near the end and it's like a FNAF-level jumpscare.

-The Tin Woodman touches his metal GF's chest, she goes "oh" and then he bursts into song.

-Scarecrow: "I suppose this means I'll have to move back into the farmer's field because you'll probably want some... privacy, I suppose."

Tin Woodman: "Oh, no, no. You'll stay exactly where you are, my old friend. ;)"

Conclusion: This is the greatest movie ever created. Truly a classic.

[hearts401]

Hai :3 do u have any wacky wild michael hcs

oh do i!

both adult and teen. loser has been on my mind again.

He gets super fucking cold for no reason and blamed it on ghosts until after fnaf 6 where he brought it up as a joke and the ghost kids were like "...none of us did that" and now he's convinced theres a whole extra ghost after him. (it was cc he didnt mean to initially but cassidy thought it was funny)

He talked to the animatronics all the fuckin time. like he just. chatted with them. especially the fnaf 2 ones. charlie had to sit there and watch him talk to actual robots thinking they were kids. they werent and she told him that in fnaf 6 because she found it so fucking funny

clumsy as HELL i know that man was banging his knee in the SL vents and swearing under his breath

teen mike was also clumsy. probably split his lip on concrete all the time as a kid.

he was also the kinda kid to say "nah, check this out!!" and wake up in the hospital

this is a gross one but. he dealt with bugs a lot post scoop (especially. flies. and what comes with them. iykyk). he'd come into work on mondays smelling like a can of bug repellant. you wont believe what he showers with instead of water.

He was williams least favorite but they had a weird relationship between him moving out and elizabeths death. like some days william despised him and michael just wanted to blow them both up with his mind and some days he comes home like "Hey mike whats up want some pizza for dinner tonight?" and michaels like "fuck yeah why not."

he's henrys favorite afton as a teen and he knows it. and he uses it. Henry fuckin loved that kid he had the man wrapped around his finger. William also notices it and he gets mad at henry over it.

in relation to that, henry was really gentle with michael which was. not helpful im sorry 😭

mike sleeps pretty casually. hes not a light sleeper but not a deep sleeper. unless hes tired. if he hasnt been getting enough sleep youll know because he sleeps like a ROCK.

he fucking loves italian food. for no reason. he just does

he unironically eats beans on toast. He tried it as a joke and then just. never stopped.

he still has his foxy mask it just doesnt fit him. he tries it on again and it hurts his head

cannot afford to go out to eat often and GOD does he complain about it. he is SO FUCKING LOUD when he complains about it. he wants his takeout man

Loves animals but they hate him. A crow tried to take a bite out of him post scoop once nad he had to fight for his life. bro saw his family for a moment there

he is so polite most of the time but if you talk to him after his shift he'll fuck you up. rudest bitch on the block and he was an asshole teen so he knows how to run his mouth

he plays solitaire.

does not know about the context but whenever hes depressed he says "tomorrow is another day" because time moves on anyways!!!! also idk i think its neat

he ate shit in the middle of his shift once and bashed his face on one of the counters and his coworker found the blood the next day and managed to start a rumor that someone died there until michael came in to work with his face bandaged up.

these are so rambly but funny so im gonna keep going

skateboards <3 totally tried to show off and ate shit until william told him if he went to the hospital again he'd take the skateboard. he still ate shit. just hid it better.

taught evan to do a lot. If he didnt feel like bullying him (for an array of reasons, but the biggest is just. boredom. or loneliness. or a mix) he'd teach him something just because he could. skipping rocks, flying a kite. michael doesnt remember it very well but evan does

cassidy kicked him in the knee so hard he was limping for an hour and so he found the golden freddy suit and kicked it too at one point. she didnt feel it tho. and jumpscared him out of spite.

he loves dogs and once brought evan to see one because his friends were busy and he hates being alone and the dog bit the shit out of evan. foreshadowing.

oh yeah i totally think he gets lonely btw. do not leave that guy alone he will get very sad and pathetic!!!

im capping myself here because jesus christ.

[zebracorn-chan]

How Dittophobia connected FNaF4, Sister Location, FNaF6, UCN, and Security Breach. [FNaF Books]

Dittophobia is the third story of the Tales of the Pizza Plex B-7 book, this book didn't release yet but it got leaked and this story was able to connect five games from FNaF 4 to Security Breach in a way that feels complete and coherent (to me, at least). I would recommend reading the summary here to know what I'm talking about:

Pointless to say this will contain ✨spoilers.✨

This story talks about Rory, a 7yo kid that every night has nightmares that are the FNaF 4 gameplay. One day he woke up realizing he didn't have nightmares during that night, but something is off, he looks older and his room is in decay. What happened to him is that back when he was 7 he ran away from his home for having abusive parents and ended up being kidnapped by William Afton.

William experimented on him to study human emotions, using a hallucinogenic gas to make him dizzy enough to not make him realize he's stuck in a fake house to not make him escape (it works similar to the illusion disks). When William got springlocked this kid got trapped in this nightmarish loop for 10 years.

The only reason he woke up was because the machine that was releasing that gas shut down. Now lucid, Rory starts roaming the house realizing the nightmares he saw attacking him during the night were just mannequins with wheels to move and actually unable to arm. He now was able to see how the other rooms of the house were fake as well and that he was hallucinating the food he ate in a different way compared to what he was actually eating. He finds a way out from the FNaF 4 fake home and discovers he's in the Sister Location bunker, the Funtimes are still there and right before he was going to left, a recorded message from a man named "Wade" reminds him how his life was miserable before running away and that's why nobody was able to find him yet, convincing him that now he would not be able to readapt back to society and that no one was missing him. Rory decides to go back to the bedroom, reactivate the machine and go back to live in that illusion, it wasn't the first time he tried to escape, but he always went back every time he would try to leave.

The best thing to do now is to go see what this story is trying to tell us:

The FNaF 4 Experiment Theory got confirmed.

The Nightmares are real robots but their appearances are an illusion, similarly to how the Twisted work in The Twisted Ones. The Nightmares' UCN voicelines further confirm this point.

We found the original Nightmares in Security Breach; "mannequin to wheels to move, unable to harm". This also explains why their nightmarish counterparts have a jumpscare sound far similar to the Nightmare animatronics, IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE!!

Midnight Motorist might be about William kidnapping Rory, as in both stories there's a kid running away from their abusive family.

William is the one talking through the Fredbear plush during FNaF 4 just like how he did in the recorded message at the end of Dittophobia pretending to be someone else, gaslighting the kid to go back and that everyone hates him.

This story feels like it was really written by Scott Cawthon for how well it was able to accurately connect all these games, seeing how for now this book should be the last one from the Tales from the Pizza Plex I think it is safe to assume he wanted to conclude that in a way that would connect the oldest games to the newest to satisfy most of the fandom and give us a satisfying conclusion to this and move on.

Feel free to follow me on DeviantArt, Twitter and Wattpat where I share theories like these and fanart!

This is all for now, have a nice rest of your day/night and remember to stay hydrated!🦓🦄💖💫✨

[shrimpmangrib]

In my thoughtful part of the night so here’s my biweekly rant:

Fnaf is not about animatronics being scary. Most of the actual animatronics just look like typical kid-centered tech that out of touch adults would make without doing child psychology research first. FNAF is not scary because you get jumpscares. It is about the context behind why they look at you with sadness, contempt, rage, and confusion. Even behind their plastic glossed eyes, there is emotion that only someone who’s been through that would see, someone like Micheal, William, Henry, or another child currently dealing with it.

-every fnaf game made by Scott (not AR, steel wool, mega cat or clickteam) besides fnaf world is in the perspective of someone who knows what happened. Or at least has been through something revolving a fazbear tragedy already.

When you play Into The Pit, however…it just doesn’t feel like Oz believes it’s real. He just pretends it didn’t happen. The whole time, while he does seem scared, there is this lighthearted feeling that he at least feels he is going to be ok. Personally, I felt he wasn’t even registering how dire of a situation it was. He would free the kids, and then just send them off to the front, when there is a chance they could be picked right back up and killed. He is just a kid after all…but he’s had a decent life with loving parents who never told him or exposed him to Freddy’s. Micheal was a kid too, though. And he forever was stuck in a cynical mindset that he’d rather die trying to end his father’s crimes, than live and half ass it. He did not get innocence.

So to go back to my original point; it irks me when I see people playing the game for the first time, and getting bored because it’s not scary, but they have only played the surface level. They did not catch the environment changing like a warping dream. They did not catch the hallucinations, the death rattles, the fact that in real life, animatronics in that style of diner entertainment are Bolted to the floor and require a power source. So why do they move around at night. Are you really going to believe it’s a protocol to keep them from getting rusted in the span of 6 hours…one night shift?

I believe the context of even the least liked fnaf games still enables them to be guttural to think about. In security breach, we know that there are children going missing still, mostly homeless children being picked off the street. We know that there is torture, fake people walking around, walking killing machines that use your loved one’s voice to get you to come to them. We know that in Ruin, there are just actual kids walking into a building falling in on itself that was built on a sinkhole.

The vanny mask is in security breach. The same type of mask given to VR techs. The same type given to Jeremy in VR 2 that he had to cut off of his face with a paper cutter.

The games are marketed to all ages, but I wholeheartedly think that the lore of the series is intended for older teens and adults. Hell, I was given unrestricted internet as a kid, even regarding the shit that I came across back in 2014, I would not have been ok if I saw some of the fnaf analogue horrors that are literally just recreations of lore that wasn’t shown in the games for rating and marketing purposes. (I still cannot think about the fan video of ennard VHS)

Not sure where I was going with this but yeah fnaf scary 😩

[charlie-artlie]

just got back from the fnaf movie, i really need to go to bed but i have to get some thoughts out NOW 🫠

positives

movey good C:

matthew lillard was just so so good god bless

the animatronics were amazing, i really wasn’t expecting the scene where they all played and had fun together????? it was such wish fulfillment i was just sitting there like is this real

(on that note HEY. someone had better gif that fronnie scene were theyre just playing and dancing together. 👉 get on it giffers)

maybe controversial but i liked the matpat and coryxkenshin cameos a lot they were funny and didnt detract from the flow too much

the jumpscares were not terribly hacky like i thought theyd be, and the balloon boy one was really good 👏

also IM NOT CRAZY THAT WAS A CIRCUS BABY REFERENCE RIGHT??? AAAAAAAAAA

all of the parts and service room was so cool tbh, all of the creepy old endos and parts, the little fetch easter egg, all of it so so good

the easter eggs in general were really fun, im looking forward to watching this movie be micro analyzed for years to come

the springlock scene 🤌 cinema…..

that scene were william roundhouse kicks mike is just like. so amazing. this is going on the positives. i cant believe they did that. what an amazing movie.

in general the lighting and sound design were very nice (i mean as a layperson i thought they were nice idk XD)

THE SONG WAS IN IT THEY DID THE FUCKING THING 😭👏

negatives

no puppet?

i feel like this story suffers from the same issue TSE has, where by straying from the games canon you’ve actually made things so much more complicated? while some things definitely made sense (vanessa being williams daughter was a nice touch and made sense for both characters fight me, also a great nod to how shes mind controlled in game canon) others feel like they just made things more complicated? like, why was garrett just a random kid in a random campsite? why was william there, why did he kill him, why do the ghost kids know him? i guess you could say, if there is a reason, it will be revealed in a later movie? but thats so many unnecessary steps when all you had to do was have garret go missing from a freddys location (like in TSE). like, mikes brothers disappearance is linked to freddys, thats why he needs to work there, you could save a lot of time aunt jane ate up. speaking of.

its such a hilarious plot hole that they just totally move past aunt janes death. like this guy is fighting tooth and nail for custody of his sister against his aunt and she shows up dead at his house and nobody is suspicious or cares. also he shows up at the hospital with a stabbed cop who’s apparently in a coma and cant verify his story at all?? the plot armor on this man!!

i realize they needed to put abby in danger at some point or else why would she even be here, but having the ghost kids want to ghostify her doesnt make a whole lotta sense >_> like they kept saying william was confusing them but they never really showed that, golden freddys spirit kid seemed pretty aware of the situation the entire time.

that one jumpscare with the kid with black goopy eyes was pretty silly lmao. feel like they could have captured the creepypasta vibe better

this is semi positive and negative, but i really really liked vanessa’s creepiness i just wish theyd leaned into it a bit more? that scene where shes staring lovingly up at the animatronics and then asks mike to dance is just so 👌 like girl what is wrong with you fr 🥰 but then her behaviors dont make much sense after that, i was a bit confused as to when she was supposed to be trying to get mike to stay and when she was supposed to be warning him away.

the writing in general was definitely a bit weird ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ eh

sorry if my negatives seem like bummers, but i really enjoy picking apart movies i like, and i tend to like things more when there is stuff to pick apart! (sensory fandom experience…..) in general i really enjoyed the movie and i think most fnaf fans will! it’s fun cheesy horror that has a lot of love for the source material without trying to BE it, which wouldn’t be possible anyway

man theres definitely other things i could say but i really have to go to sleep now 😭 gn!!!

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

BACK FROM FNAF!!!!!

Non-Spoiler thoughts:

It was not as scary as I thought it would be, but I was VERY MUCH entertained. 12 year old me would have ate this up.

Now, onto spoilers.

I kinda like how they just confused the lore by being Vanessa be William Afton’s daughter and Mike just be another character. BUT, in the movieverse, maybe William has four kids and Mike in the movie just has the same name as his son. Elisabeth might still be possessed by Baby.

The way Abby befriended them and THEY MADE A FORT AND 🥹🥹🥹 THIS WHOLESOMENESS? IN MY FNAF FILM?

MATPAT WAS HERE !!!!! HE SAID THE LINE

The most adrenaline filled scene was definitely when the gang broke into Freddy’s and got killed one by one. The audience SCREAMED when Chica turned around and glared. Also when YOU SAW HER WALK OUTSIDE

Biggest jumpscare was definitely Balloon Boy. Also Foxy running down the hallway.

You know, I wish more frights happened in the office. I really wished there was a scene of an animatronic appearing right outside and Mike just shutting the door in fear. It also added more frights when this was a door you could open but they didn’t use it. Also, the animatronics supposedly HAVE gone into the office when Mike was asleep. It would have been fun if, for example, when all the kids in his dream hurt him, that they cut to the animatronics irl beating him up.

I actually thought it would be way more gory??? Not even the springlock suit scene was that gory tbh.

How tf did Golden Freddy appear in their house??? I am guessing due to him being a special case with more supernatural powers than the others, he can just do that. But it’s interesting. Also he randomly killed their aunt lol.

I think there was far too little fnaf themed music. Come on! Not even the classic toreador? The Living Tombstone’s fnaf 1 song in the credits was cool though.

I wish the kids got saved 😞 I do like that it ended with them presumably torturing their murderer forever but what about THEM? Will they ever move on? 😭

Anyway really liked it! It was campy in just the way it needed to be!

Also, shoutout to the Sparky references lmao

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

Au terms and service request!!

Reactions to playing Five Night at Freddy's with circus performers plz hehehe

yessss I love it! FNAF has a special place in my heart; I was playing Toy Bonnie, Springtrap, and an OC on RP blogs back when the first games came out! (actually I still play them all, I just moved most of my RP muses to a multimuse... I love my lil fuzzbutt bunnybots and my spooky tour guide lady XD)

I'm super pumped for the movie to come out next month! I currently have the Peacock streaming service and the movie is coming straight to that as well as theaters. soooooo... pizza party and everyone's invited!!!!

anyway this is such a great concept eeeeee

God, she hates it!! Get the door! Wait, no, the other door! Fuck, is that Foxy on the camera?! Aaaaand Mr. Schmidt is dead. Oops. This is definitely not her favorite game, if only because she’s easily freaked out by jumpscares. If you laugh at her reactions, she’ll probably force close the Kuroshitsuji app and sulk for a while… meaning that every time you open it and try to talk to her specifically, she’ll make the app crash. She finally moans that life is hard enough, why couldn’t you pick a nice, wholesome farming game or something?? Gah. She’ll play it with you again, if you really want; just don’t tease her when she screams!

Ah, no, stop checking the camera!! Y’re gonna run down the power! Er… well… okay, y’ can check it this once, but… ugh! He’s hung up on the strategies rather than being too scared of the animatronics. At first, anyway. The first time you let Mike die to a jumpscare, he shrieks like a banshee. Those animations are just too detailed and creepy, as far as he’s concerned. If nothing else, he’s happy to keep playing despite the fear of getting another one of them. Actually, he considers it a point of pride to see all the animations. Come on, he won’t let you wimp out and stop playing until you survive the night!!

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, turn the lights on! They were so sure they heard one’a those damn robots comin’!! Aaaaah… dead because you guys were too slow to close the door. After the two of you die the first time, they’re urging you to try again. Of course, they screamed at the jumpscare, so you might ask if they really are sure they want to play again. They do, though! They talk about how their heart was racing (even though they, er, don’t have one, do they??), and how it was so much fun. Did it scare them? Absolutely. Did they enjoy it? No doubt! It’s something they love doing with you, so, they’ll play it as many times as you like.

Haha, Lord, this is an awful waste’a time and ‘e couldn’t be ‘appier tae be playin’ it with ye! What ‘appens if th’ lights go out, again…? … Oh. Right, death! He manages to crack jokes the whole time, but some of the content in this game actually sort of gets to him. Being trapped in an enclosed space with no options to just run, and only your own reaction times to keep yourself safe? That’s one of the scariest situations he can imagine to be in. That said, he’s quite fast, so if you’d prefer to give him commands, he can connect to the Five Nights at Freddy’s app itself and do things almost instantly rather than you pressing buttons. He’s helpful if you’ve tried a few times and are just a bit slow to survive. He’ll play with you as much as you want… just maybe play something a little bit more lighthearted before closing the Kuroshitsuji app for the night??

Y’ sure y’ really wanna play this one, eh? The premise is a li’l odd, ain’t it? ‘N’ the mechanics are so simple, is it even a challenge or… FUCK, THAT’S A GIANT ROBOT ANIMAL, CLOSE THE DOOR!! For as much as he isn’t usually rattled by things (in fact, there are times he seems stoic and emotionless), he pays dearly in finding out how scary this game is, because he severely underestimated it. When you let Mike die for the first time, the Kuroshitsuji app crashes; upon opening it back up, Jumbo will bashfully apologize and ask if you want to try playing again. He’s prepared now, he promises! Well, until that music box starts playing. It’s so pretty, isn’t it? … Dammit, okay, try one more time!

Oi, y’ sure this is s’posed t’ be a, y’know, a ‘orror game? From wot ‘e sees, it looks like a game f’r li’l kids ‘r somethin’. All colorful ‘n’ cheesy ‘n’… GOD! Rabbits shouldn’t be that fuckin’ scary!!! After letting Mike die for the first time, Peter just sort of zones out for a second. He’s got the horror game equivalent of a thousand-yard stare, as if he’s trying very hard to comprehend what the hell just happened. After a moment he snaps out of it and demands that the two of you try again. He’s fully committed to playing it until you survive the entire five nights, if only to prove that he’s not scared. In fact, find all the secret stuff! He’ll do those five nights and more! No stupid game gets the better of him!

(Aww, why isn’t there a snake animatronic? That would be so much fun!) Yes, he supposes it would be, Donne. (Let’s jus’ play it, we’ll show ‘em w’o’s boss!) Snake doesn’t share the aggressive enthusiasm, Wilde, but he’s willing to give it a go. He gets spooked quite quickly, though, and comments that he wishes he was a real person so he could hide behind you. (Of course, the snakes do the talking. It’s less embarrassing to admit that way.) He can barely get through one night without getting so scared he crashes the Five Nights at Freddy’s app. If he does manage it, however, his confidence grows a little and he’s able to formulate some better strategies for getting through another. It’s… fun to bond with you like this, even though he gets scared. He’ll keep playing, if you want.

Eep!! Good God, ‘ow do these ‘uge, ‘ulkin’ things move so damn fast?? It don’t seem fair at all! ‘Ow are y’ two s’posed t’ keep from dyin’? Well, she s’poses that’s wot makes it a challenge. That’s the whole point of the game, so she can’t really complain too much that it’s difficult. She jumps at every little sound in the game, and urges you to check the cameras often. This isn’t something she’s good at — she ends up having you check the cameras so often the power runs out, and you don’t last till 6 A.M. It’s a miracle if you last till 3, the way she plays. She at least is the only one to explain that because she’s part of an app inside the phone, it feels so much more… real to her! Thankfully, she’s a good sport. Even if she ends up screaming at every jumpscare, she’s fine playing it until you get bored. It beats just sitting round doing nothing! (Though, even that isn’t so bad with you.)

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

Here are some of my thoughts on Ruin gameplay wise:

Ruin isn't that great from a gameplay perspective.

I do like that Steel Wool took a lot of criticism to heart and they improved Ruin in the Story department way more comparitively to the base game ten fold.

Like imagine having a Rabbit antagonist show up more than twice and is a constant presence throughout the game???? Imagine a protagonist with actual motivation and backstory to why they are there with relatable emotions?

I'm sure Vanny is sure jealous of MXES right about now. (Gregory to Cassie too probably and that's how the game ended how it did but that's another post)

But here's the thing that really soured me on Ruin. Especially on repeat playthroughs, and it was something I was easily discovering as I played through the first time.

There's really no creditable danger in the majority of Ruin.

The atmosphere is darker, and it is spookier.... But it is all literally in your head. The danger and horror is all an illusion.

Mr.Glitchy Malhare man can't harm you directly. He can only summon animatronics after you, or send an animatronic to kill you automatically if you stay too long in AR. Which you tend to recognize the sound ques and can easily get out of situations if you're trapped in AR.

The thing about MXES summoning animatronics to you....

All the animatronics AI from the Base game has been severely nerfed.

Monty can no longer jump and you can out walk him fairly easily. YEAH. WALK. I had never had to run from Monty. He'll despawn if he loses sight of you.

Roxy and Chica behave in a similar functional way.

Chica is faster, and gets distracted less easily if you have her chasing you. And her tight corridors prevent her from despawning but she can easily be out walked.

Sun and Moon won't even chase you and have to go out of the way to see the jumpscare.

You can become invisible to the endos.

And you don't need to run into Roxy as an enemy if you don't want and just use the very obvious intended camera speaker mechanic.

All the animatronics move slower than your base walking speed so I never found them that credible a threat and tended to get bored by them.

The tedium of the puzzles didn't help ease that boredom that much.

The only times of this game that felt genuinely horrifying to play were the Bonnie bowl section and the Freddy chase.

Freddy moves faster than your base running speed and he WILL get you a few times if you don't know what you're doing. It was one of the most horrifying experiences in the game for me.

I know horror is subjective. But once I learned quick that MXES couldn't hurt me, and all the animatronics AI was dumbed down to extremely basic.... I found everything an annoyance rather then a threat.

Not only that, Cassie mechanically is not fun to play. (CHARACTER WISE I LOVE HER but for another post)

She runs slower then Gregory and jumping around and running just isn't as fun. I suppose it makes sense. Gregory is dodgy cus he lives on the streets. Cassie just came home from eating carrot cake.

I have replayed the base Security Breach over five times because it's so fun to play. And yes. I typically play the game straight without many crazy glitches.

Ruin, I have only played twice and I got sick of it. The animatronics aren't fun to run from if they all function the same.

I did like it when MXES was approaching as I was solving puzzles. It lead to some genuinely tense moments.

Steel Wool is so close to making the perfect FNAF game.

I REALLY think that the animatronics needed some more AI tweaking or just copy how their shattered AI worked in base game.

I'm kinda glad that the game wasn't TOO hard. But it lead to a lot of situations where I was just casually walking away from the animatronics and it wore off it's novelty in repeat playthroughs.

Meanwhile I can play Security Breach for weeks and never get bored.

Reminder, this is just my opinion, and I'm just talking about the game mechanically.

Story wise, it's definitely an improvement and I did enjoy it alot and I will talk more in depth on that later

[mikavenz]

[REPOST] What ROBLOX games would each Genshin Character play?

I did not know how or why Tumblr messed up the og post, but now I'm just embarrassed and sad. Anyways, here's some headcanons based on my Roblox experience!

Hu Tao + Zhongli - Horror Games (Doors/FNAF/Etc)

Hu Tao would drag Zhongli to play with her just so that she can attempt to get a reaction from him. It ultimately leads to no avail, but she still finds it fun to play with him.

Zhongli at first as confused with the concept of Roblox ("How is it possible to have multiple games within one game?") and while Hu Tao tried to slowly explain it to him, she decided to just let it go.

Hu Tao isn't fazed by jump scares, in fact she welcomes them. She giggles when the funny model disappears and reappears then goes "Boo!"

Zhongli wouldn't flinch at a jumpscare. He would just blink in confusion as to why a png with a loud noise is quickly moving towards him, screaming. At most he would complain about the noise and Hu Tao would just tell him to lower it down.

Hu Tao plays Roblox on her phone, while Zhongli plays on his work computer (his paycheck at the Wangsheng Funeral parlor wouldn't be enough to get him a high quality laptop - not like he was ever interested in getting one, of course)

This would mean that while Hu Tao has a decently running game, Zhongli's Roblox is as old and slow as he is. Hu Tao mostly has to carry Doors runs while Zhongli spectates and goes "hmmm" at the jumpscares



Childe (+Scaramouche) and Kaeya - FPS Games (Arsenal Counter Blox, Rushpoint, Etc.)

First of all, Scara would tell you that he only has Roblox installed because Childe wanted them to play together. Childe initally had Roblox installed to play with his younger siblings and eventually fell into the rabbit hole of action games.

Kaeya just thinks it's fun and had no real motive to start playing (Klee caught him playing Roblox and asked if he could play with her, to which he said that it was a scary, adult game and she should ask Albedo more about it)

Scara is familiar with the mechanics and could be better than Childe if only he took the games seriously. He thinks the characters and the graphics of the game are a bit too silly (except for Frontline which he was more than impressed with).

Childe loves action games and would beg Scara to 1v1 him. He normally hard carries every games and stomps on (mostly) little kids. Probably says "ggez" after top fragging each FPS Game.

They don't usually play with Kaeya, but they mostly encounter him in some games.

Childe and Scara are gaming PC nerds (see this post as to why I think Scara has a gaming PC) while Kaeya is a phone gamer. Not like he doesn't have a PC, but he's a freak who learned how to aim on a phone. This makes it all the more frustrating when he wins over Childe and Scara and rubs it in.



Fischl and Xingqiu - Anime Tower Defense Games (AA/ASTD)

Fischl would definitely be into the insane and creative stories of anime and manga. Not because of the Jojos meme, but because of the wide variety there is to chose from. Aside from reading fiction, she definitely would be the type of girl to watch a couple episodes of isekai, fantasy, romance or some mainstream anime that she likes.

Xingqiu, on the other hand, finds action anime to be interesting. When asked about it, he says that anime, like good literature, always has more to it than the fights (he says unlike Western movies that are very flashy but without substance). Reading action is different from watching it being animated in such an appealing way, which is why he reluctantly got into it,

WITH THAT BEING SAID, given their intellect and interest in anime, she would be interested in games like "All Star Tower Defense" and "Anime Adventures" which are games that require a lot of grinding for characters and has it's own strategy and meta.

Fischl would love the idea of collecting characters that she would like and would spend hours rambling about how there are hidden references in the game.

Xingqiu, however, is fully invested in the specific meta in the games and would spend real life money on Bobux to buy enough in game currency for each unit. He is also interested in the trading market, always trying to make profit from buy and selling units.

Anime nerds + strategy gatcha game = profit\



I'm too lazy to write the rest so I'll end it here. Next up we have the Nextbot players, The Obby players, The Tycoon Players, whatever the Adopt Me/Pet Simulator X genere is and more!

[hangingoffence]

where do i even start with this?

First of all, it was not scary. The tension was weak and the jumpscares were weak. For a franchise KNOWN for it's jumpscares, I expected to at least once get jumpscared by an animatronic. Tell me why a figurine of fucking balloon boy got all the jumpscares? They used all the cheap jumpscare types, like the oh I bumped into something that made a loud sound but nothing for the actual animatronics? (you could count Foxy a 1 (one) time but really it wasn't that well executed).

Though the animatronics themselves looked great. I don't think CGI was once used and it was all practical. So props for that. And the sound design behind the animatronics was great too. The sound of gears and metal moving as they moved too was so good. AND talking about movement; the fact that we saw them move soo much during the movie not only took away the horror factors it completely erased them. We see them moving IN the cameras, we see them walk around and my god build a fort from chairs and tables(i WILL get to that). They are not uncanny. One of the things that made them scary at least for me was that we never really saw them move. If you observed one through the camera, the camera would cut out for a second and then suddenly they were not there anymore. Only time (in fnaf 1) you could saw one of them move through the camera is when Foxy runs to you and at that point you only have second to react or your dead. I think the first half of the movie was going somewhat of a right track. Showing the animatronics standing somewhere in a shadow barely illuminated. It was good. But when it came down to it and the first really dangerous night for Mike came and they really started attaching, all the tension went out the window.

Then the location. I think it looked great. All the old school gear and the 80s aesthetics. It was very Freddy's and I think is one of the highlights of the movie.

Ok let me get into the story!!! So first of all this movie obviously doesn't exist in the same universe as the games. It's more like the books, that share many things and they do influence each other but do not take place in the same timeline.

So the movie mostly follows what Fnaf 1 had. The 4 core animatronics(plus golden freddy) and Mike Schmidt is the security guard. Though it mixes some other things in there too. Like Springtrap and Vanessa etc.

So this timelines Michael Schmidt is not an Afton. (Which i think is fitting for this. It would have not made any sense bc he had met William Afton face to face and why he wouldn't recognize his own father? So it's good he's not an Afton.) He lost his brother to William and was most likely killed. His main drive in the movie is to find his brother's kidnapper. He tries to achieve this through his memory of that day that his brother was kidnapped. An in-universe book called 'The Dream Theory'(hah scott i see what you did there) suggest that the human mind soak up way more detail from our surroundings than we realise. So he revisits this memory of his through dreaming about it, sure of it that eventually he will see the face of the kidnapper.

After Mike's parents both presumably passed away he was left to take care of his sister, Abby, who for some reason has a connection to the five missing children that possess the animatronics. It was never really told how she can talk and interact with them. Mike only can talk to them in his dream, so I think it's somehow tied to her being a child.

After Mike's aunt threatens to take Abby away from his care, due to her believing that he is not fit to raise a child(which we see him agree with, though being reluctant to let go of Abby who expresses hate towards the aunt due to her being antagonistic) Mike takes the job of night guard in the old abandonment Freddy's pizzeria. During his job he gets in contact with the 5 MCI kids through his dreaming. He's convinced that they know who took his brother, but the kids are not giving him any information, seeming not to trust him. He keeps coming back to the restaurant in hopes of getting something out of the kids.

I think at night 2 he meets Vanessa, a patrol cop who's rout crosses with the old Freddy's building. After talking with Mike and seeming to have excessive amount of knowledge about the restaurants and what happened there. Telling Mike about the 5 missing children and that nobody ever found them.

Theres this whole story of the aunt and how she tries to get Mike fired from the job to taint his record even more to get a judge to agree to make her Abby's guardian but most frankly i dont give a fuck and its just an excuse to force Mike to take Abby to his shift. (even the deaths of the 4 adults resulting from this are not anything special and NOT scary)

SO Mike is forced to take Abby to work with him which results in Abby (im pulling my hair out) befriending the animatronics that the kids possess. And this then ends up in Abby, Mike, Vanessa and the animatronics building a pillow fort from chairs and tables and having a good time (i am not fucking kidding this is a montage of the animatronics stacking up tables on top of each other).

Eventually though Mike talks to the kids in his dream and they make a deal, that they will let Mike live the dream of being with his brother every night in exchange that he would give them Abby. Mike in his weakness agrees to it but instantly regrets it. This being his character arc in the movie. He's been dwelling so much in his past and on the memory of his brother and his kidnapping that he's ready to give up Abby to just fix what happened. But he soon realises that he cannot change what happens and has to choose the future and save Abby. Now that he has a real chance at it.

After this he confronts Vanessa who has been sus about all that's been happening and clearly withholding information. She tells him that the reason the kids want Abby is to 'make her like them'. She also tells him who the killer and the kidnapper of Mike's brother was, William Afton (dramatic namedrop!!) and that she is his daughter. This whole time she had known about her father's murders and even the fact that he had stuffed the children inside the suits. (and she did nothing, typical cop behavior) Though it's made clear that William has heavily traumatized her and made her submit to his plans, using her as a puppet in his own scheme.

During this confrontation, Abby has traveled to the Freddy's location with Golden Freddy, who came to fetch her from her home. This is the first time we see the Golden Freddy suit which I think looks. It has more supernatural elements like in the games too.

Mike too head to the restaurant to rescue Abby. Using a taser and electricity to "turn off" the animatronics. He saves Abby from being put into a springlock suit. But then DUN DUN DUUUN Springtrap shows up!!(ok the scene of him emerging from the shadow, blocking the exit from Mike is good. though it sucks be we already saw it in the trailers so it took away from it) and so beings the final confrontation of the movie between William Afton and Mike. (In general I liked this scene. William taunting Mike, telling him how he killed his brother and now getting to kill him too. He calls it 'symmetry' which I think is interesting). Mike though, gets knocked out by William and now Vanessa steps up to him. confronting his father and standing up for herself. Even shooting at him, clearly telling that she no longer will work for him. But William gets the upper hand and stabs her.

At this point it's clear that William is somehow controlling the animatronics and the kids. It makes no sense for the kids to want and make Abby 'like them' (kill her and possess and animatronic). So its clearly William's desire to kill her.

Though in the end Abby breaks this control by switching a drawing on the wall of the restaurant of Spring Bonnie with four kids to a drawing of the rabbit killing the kids. This breaks the control over them and then comes the part I came to watch this movie in the first place. The springlock failure scene. And guess what? DISAPPOINTMENT DISAPPOINTMENT nothing but disappointment. It wasn't gross, with wasn't bloody and it did not look at all like it hurt. The fact that it was not bloody in the slightest is ridiculous. Sorry but how did a 8-bit minigame make the process look hundred times more painful and agonizing? and the "i always come back" line was just fan service bc William you haven't come back yet?? Did you die already? NO!! You don't get to say it yet!

Ok but what I think was the most confusing part was how exactly William controlled the animatronics and event he kids. The fact that what breaks this control is a picture showing that William killed them, making them remember what happen and finally getting revenge on him. Memories are a huge part of this movie and the whole franchise in general. It is a big part of remnant and how it works and I think in this timeline too, they are prevalent. The things that helps Mike dream about the memory of the day his brother was kidnapped, is a poster of Nebraska, which shows a forest. It is the place it happened so strong imaginary, photo or (!!) a drawing helps someone remember. It is mentioned that the animatronics like drawings. Abby handing them her own ones and she is most of the time shown drawing.

So I think that a same way a picture can help you remember a memory, a picture can also fake or replace a memory. William constricting a wall full of kids drawings of happy memories from Freddy's and the Spring Bonnie. And this somehow erasing the memory of them being killed by a man in a yellow bunny suit and either completely erasing it or replacing it with something else. This making sure that the kids think that the Spring Bonnie is a friend and someone to be trusted. So they do as he tells. Until of course they are reminded of what actually happened by Abby.

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ok this was a lot and im getting sleepy but i still wanna point out that I think that the Golden Freddy kid could be this timeline counterpart to Cassidy/the vengeful spirit. What makes me think of it the most (aside the fact that cassidy is one of the souls inhabiting golden freddy) is the scene of him looking at William struggling in his springlocked suit. He seems to look almost happy at his pain which I think could be parallel to UCN but i might be reaching.

BUT overall it was mediocre. The acting was good and the set design was very good but the execution just didn't do it for me. There was almost no gore and whatever there was it was off screen. It was very tame with it which was disappointing. It lacks as a horror movie in ways I didn't know a horror movie could lack. Anyway say no to video game movies.

[spicy-apple-pie]

For capril videogames

Ok i honestly don't play video games (i was those computer games kids like bob the snail and water girl and fire boy)

But i watch some gamers so just spitballing

Fnaf (screaming and paranoia- actually like any horror game like emily wants to play)

Sims (unpredictable and weird)

Dance revolution

Gang beasts (imo they look so silly)

60 seconds

Little misfortune (this technically a story kind of game which only has 2 different endings and will say pretty messed up emotionally so uh be warned if ya don't know)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!!!

Fnaf

Definitely Donnie/Leo’s recommendation.

Casey is so confident she won’t get scared “it’s just jumpscares it’s not that scary.”

First night she screams when the animatronics first move.

She hates the phone guy with a burning passion and she never listens to his tips.

April is on FaceTime with Donnie. They’re laughing at her.

But eventually April comes to help her and she gets into it too.

April holds on to Casey, but sometimes blocks her from hitting the button to the door in time (but her hands are also shaking lol)

Casey insists she stay the night at April’s. She won’t admit it, but she can’t stop thinking of those fucking animatronics staring at her in the hallways.

Sims

They get way too into the character creation. They spend hours making the most horrendous face you've ever seen, with the most out of place outfits.

They also have a save that has the boys, Splinter, and Draxum.

At first it was just a joke of "haha we had Leo piss his pants" but it went way further. Mikey has had mulitple affairs. Raph has murdered will kill again. Donnie died because he was playing too long at the computer (and then Mikey Woohooed death). Surprisingly, Leo, Splinter, and Draxum are the most normal ones.

They did have Splinter and Draxum marry in their game

They both vowed never to speak of what happens in that save file to the others.

April is really good at cheats and tips, so she's the one with the controls most of the time.

She's also really good at decorating and building.

Casey's houses are the houses you build as a kid when you first learn about motherloade. Just a square building with the most expensive furniture.

DDR

They don't play this often, reserved for arcade dates.

They're pretty good. Casey has terrible rythym and but good reflexes and April had a phase of religously watching DDR videos.

They have mastered a few songs

One time, there were these little asshole kids that were yelling at them and causing a scene. They were almost out of credits anyway, and they were just about to leave when they saw the boys get a highscore on one of their favourite songs to play together. So they use the rest of their credits to play the song and knocked them off the leaderboard.

Gang Beasts/Human Fall Flat

I have not played Gang Beasts, but I have played Human Fall Flat and they look very similar.

Although it's a stupid game, I think this is when Casey realises that she's healed a lot since the foot.

Here's a game where she's given a task and told to do it. Before she joined the Hamatos she would've become frustrated at the difficult controls. The purpose of the game would've gone completely over her head.

Now here she is, laughing her ass off watching April character splat on the ground on what must be their 12th attempt at the puzzle. And she feels happy and content.

That got a little mushy on what should be something goofy, but I got bit by the hurt/comfort bug

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Casey has an intense hatred for all of the characters in the og game.

She likes one character that is mutant Mary Jane

She tries for it every game

April has the best strats memorized for the game

Idk, I haven't played much of this game I've just watch Jay from the CubScouts (sp?) play it.

Little Miss Fortune

Casey and April played Fran Bow and loved it, and neither of them really knew what it was about.

The ending definitely was a shock, but they enjoyed it all the same.

Luckily they’re completionists so they got all the glitters and got the good ending.

Casey was pretty emotional because Misfortune reminded her of her brownies.

April can do a mean Misfortune impression and it cracks Casey up.

Casey: *crying at the ending, hold back sobs*

April: *whispers* “poor little lady.”

Casey: *sobs/laughs into a pillow*

Sorry it took a while anon, but this was really fun to do!!!

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Here’s the boy in question

Honestly? I kind of expect this to bomb with anyone not already into Fnaf. The animatronics and puppets and how they move is fucking superb but the movie itself is just kinda mediocre. Even the few parts supposed to be “scary” are tense at best. I think it’s worth it to watch Springtrap drop kick Mike but I digress. I think it will suffer from the many lose threads of it being Fnaf and everything moving a bit to quickly to fit in that under 2hr runtime. While all of the unanswered questions make the hive of Fazbees that live in my brain hum, I think most people will just fell kind of unsatisfied.

But for me, whose true heart’s desire was FNAF The Musical with a higher budget? I loved every goddamn second of it. My one hope going in was to watch Willy A. have flesh torn and bones crushed by the collapsing of metal and they DELIVERED. I mean it’s still a pg rating, but it’s not even behind a curtain or a shadow like the bite, it’s a full minute of twitching and writhing and watching metal dig into and slice his skin while red stains start to form! It’s riddled with easter eggs and I don’t think either of the cameos were particularly obtrusive.

Now, every thought that crossed my mind throughout the entire 1hr 50min runtime:

•Still no context as to what on earth Blender Freddy is when the Markiplier stand-in dies. Micheal gets put in it later in the movie and it is never elaborated on.

•Seriously what the fuck is that we see Spring Bonnie in the building before Afton actually appears but both times it seems like it’s the animatronic’s doing, as it’s after the security guards get caught. Also given that Afton is perfectly willing to just stab Mike and Vanessa was given orders to just kill him if he got in the way, I think it’s definitely the animatronics doing it because if he’s already unconscious and you want him dead as soon as possible, why bother putting him in the rejected Funtime Freddy? We’re going with the novel trilogy’s ideas of that kids don’t know that William is the one that killed him due to memory hdbshhsbanjw and that he has control over them, but why is that productive? Are we going full possessed items being powered by agony and that’s just an efficient way to harvest it? Why? We aren’t really given a motive for Afton, so is it just wanting to be immortal? Why did the missing children’s incident happen? Sure, one kid is a heat of the moment decision but FIVE?

•THE OPENING CREDITS ARE ALL ATARI STYLE MINIGAMES SHOWING THE MISSING CHILDREN’S INCIDENT THIS REALIGNED MY VERTEBRAE

•The intro to Mike Schmidt oh my fucking god. The digital alarm clock, pills on the night stand, the family photo with Garret in a DARK GRAY STRIPED SHIRT. The book on his side table entitled DREAM THEORY.

•Chica’s Magic Rainbow

•He really does just start beating the shit out of a guy who rushes off with a kid. Turns out it’s the kids dad but we love that for him!

•This is all set in the year of our lord 2000!

•The PAUSE when “”Steve Raglan”” gets to Mike’s last name

•”I guess the old owner is just a bit sentimental” :)))))))

•Night 1 there’s a training tape with Mike’s name on it, there’s very clearly a z that’s been erased and other letters layered under Mike, Fritz Smith Fnaf movie real

•BALLOON BOY JUMPSCARE

•He takes like one lap around the main room then immediately takes his sleep meds and honk shoos his way to 6am. Icon.

•Every night he is just reliving the events of his brother’s kidnapping oh my god

•Going back to dream theory, he tries to do this because we never actually forget anything and dreams are the key to it ??

•Side note that he has a dad (and a mom) in the flashback and he looks REALLY similar to an animatronic technician shown in the training tapes

•Now that he’s at Freddy’s, there are five children in a clearing with him that definitely weren’t there before. He tries to ask them if they saw who took his brother (he’s convinced that he saw who took his brother and if he could just do one thing right and remember then things might be better again) but they just run away. He trips while chasing one of them and wakes up on the floor of the security office

•Night 2 Vanessa just fucking waltzes in and knows were the first aid kit way too readily. Oh she’s definitely in on SOMETHING.

•(This night’s dream goes the same way, but this time he chases Foxy and he swipes at him. He doesn’t realize he’s bleeding in real life before this)

•Throughout this there’s a whole plot of Mike’s aunt REALLY wanting custody for Abby and like a rational person, has hired a girl to pose as Abby’s babysitter to get dirt on him

•MATHEW PATRICK YOU BITCHASS LIAR

•Said girl found nothing, and once again, like a rational person, the aunt pays her and her squad to wreck Freddy’s during the day so it gets pinned on Mike, who is a nightshift security guard

•But like he HAS been taking sleep meds on the job so blaming him for the doors being unlocked even if they actually broke in is kinda reasonable

•Trailer violence ensues. Might just be me but I vastly preferred cupcake mauling to the Bite of ‘00. It would have worked a lot better to have her entire body neck-down fall instead of comically bitten in half and also still been ridiculous

•BALLOON BOY JUMPSCARE

•Since Abby’s babysitter is now split in two now Mike, a completely rational adult, brings Abby to work with him, believes her when she promises she’ll stay in the office, and once again conks out. Legend.

•SHE BECOMES BEST FRIENDS WITH THE ANIMATRONICS AND SHE GIVES THEM HEART DRAWINGS :(((((((((((

•Mike you are not on punked you were cut in a dream and then cut in real life why the fuck would this be fake

•Night four is the same as night 4 except now Vanessa is there! Also between the break in and night three she sits Mike down and has a talk about taking his job seriously and chucks his meds in a river ??? Fair enough since you clearly know this will get him killed but RUDE

•THEY MAKE A BLANKET FORT WITH THE TABLES AND CHAIRS AND THEY JAVS A SLUMBER PARTY WBJSBSBSL

•Vanessa and Mike go to look for table cloths and in the storage room THERE’S A FUCKING SPRINGLOCK ELLA DOLL. AS IN SILVER EYES THE DOLL CHARLOTTE EMILY USED TO POSSESS AS IN THE ELLA DOLL FEATURED ON THE COVER OF FAZBEAR FRIGHTS 4AM THE SPRINGLOCK SUIT IS VISIBLY NOT ADULT SIZED WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

•Mike’s just like hey wait a minute why the hell didn’t you tell me about any of this I could have stuck my hand in that

•But before she can divulge any coherent information it’s time for Abby to get electrocuted!

•The next time he passes out and begs a bunch of dead kids to tell him who took is dead brother they’re done with his shit and him pretending that what he actually wants isn’t just to relive the time before his brother disappeared. They offer being able to relive a life with his dead sibling for his living one, and he says yes before immediately regretting it.

•Like a rational person, the next decision he makes it to cave to his Aunt (at least a little bit? It’s unclear if she’s just babysitting so Abby can misinterpret it and hate Mike if he’s fully giving over custody and this is a transition process)

•Mike gets a refill on his meds, sits his ass down in the security office and passes out to barter with ghost kids. They beat him up. Then they beat him up in real life for good measure

•He wakes up in Blender Freddy, presumably put there by the animatronics as we haven’t seen Afton this night yet, and he escapes surprisingly easily

•Vanessa patches him up and gives him a goddamn cattle prod to wrangle to animatronics. This will work. (No longer at Freddy’s)

•VANESSA IS A GODDAMN AFTON

•“The Baby Isn’t Mine” “Sammy moved away after Charlie was killed” IF VANESSA IS MIKE THEN MIKE IS A FUCKING SAMMY PARALLEL.

•Garret is going to be the goddamn puppet until further evidence I can and will die on this hill

•Meanwhile, Golden Freddy has killed the aunt and him and Abby take a cab to Freddy’s

•“They want to make her like them” THEY TRY TO OUT HER IN THE ELLA SPRINGLOCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

•yada yada yada they save the day until William shows up

•Vanessa has gotten over her conflicted feelings and just fucking shoots him

•ABBY PULLS A FOURTH CLOSET BY CREATING A NEW DRAWING OF SPRINGTRAP KILLING THE ANIMATRONICS TO FIX THEIR MEMORIES

•The animatronics proceed to drag Afton’s twitching body into the storage room

•And we’re treated to a delicious shot of the Golden Freddy sprit watching him writhe through the doorway, barely holding onto life, smile, and slowly close the door on Afton

•He might not be Cassidy but BY GOD is he the vengeful spirit

•Mike gets his life together NAD ON THEIR FRIDGE THEY HAVE THE DRAWING FROM THE TRAILERS, NOW WITH THE CONTEXT THAT IT’S THEM ALL IN THE FORT

•ROLL CREDITS

•HELL YES THE LIVING TOMBSTONE IS THE CREDITS MUSIC

•BALLOON BOY JUMPSCARE

•Five Nights At Freddy’s slowly transitions into the puppet’s lullaby

•The credits finish rolling

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I’ve never understood con crunch before but here I am, 12 hours before I can go see the Fnaf movie, gluing the ears onto an impulsively made foxy mask

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