#he cleans at 6:30 AM every Saturday and she wants to throttle him
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I just feel like in an aged up/roommates AU, Damian Desmond would be a morning person and Anya Forger would be absolutely disgusted.
Anya wakes up at the ungodly hour of 7AM only to see a perky and wide awake Damian whistling while he reads some news articles— immediate disgust.
She’s on her way to bed at 6AM and Damian gives her a wide awake good morning and she hisses at him— how dare he?
Like Damian isn’t a chipper person by nature but he’s petty and Anya ate his last pudding cup, so he’s going to be as bright eyed and bushy tailed any chance he gets.
#he cleans at 6:30 AM every Saturday and she wants to throttle him#she could get ear plugs#but in this au he knows she can read minds and thinks super loudly#idk how but he does#she’s contemplated asking her mom different ways to get rid of him without a trace#spy x family#sfx#anya forger#damian desmond#damianya#roommates au#aged up au#and they were roommates
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