#he claims he's retired

[hattson]

@maakujiten gave me the idea for this little doodle! Vlad's very excited for an excuse to role-play as Sherlock during a time period accurate time and Danny's humouring him (Mostly cause he's stuck there with him and they need to get out of there stat)

[paunchsalazar]

Dean should have been the new new Bobby… I’ll kill myself

[icebluecyanide]

Crack sequel to my Yassen keeps catching Alex series where Alex runs into Yassen again in a Starbucks:

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After Greece, Alex had spent a lot of time wondering when he would run into Yassen again. It was beyond question that he would, after the way they had somehow run into each other four times in the last year.

Still, he hadn't expected to run into Yassen here.

"Welcome to Starbucks, how may I help you?"

"What are you doing here?" Alex demanded.

Yassen looked around him as if trying to work out what could possibly be strange about him standing behind the counter in a coffee shop, taking orders.

"I work here," he told Alex.

[kariachi]

The dichotomy of true crime is that while one chunk of fuckers involved in it at licking boots like fucking fudgepops, harassing victims' families, and making accusations of people with no evidence, another chunk is sitting there minding their own business aside from going further and further down the 'fuck cops' rabbit hole with every other story they learn.

[muirneach]

rafa was there for roger when he retired, and novak for andy and delpo, and carlos for rafa. so who is going to be there for novak when he retires

[pink-pony-luv]

kind of weird how attatched I am to the immigrant mentality considering im not an immigrant

[magistralucis]

actually the way to solve all of The Twice-Dead King's problems was for Zultanekh and Djoseras to steal Oltyx out of Sedh, then for the two hothead princes to spearhead an operation to oust Unnas and Hemiun, so that Djoseras wouldn't have to violate his own personal code and die. Zultanekh and Djoseras should then have gotten married, and elevated Oltyx as co-ruler (because he has the most progressive ideas), so they could all serve as one extremely happy triumvirate. This plan involves Djoseras being normal and a lot of wishful thinking and telling Anathrosis of the Black Star to go fuck herself, which is not something I'm sure anyone is capable of doing, but imagine

[caelestis31]

Never really post here or anything but i was just thinking about how long rafa has been with me. I started watching tennis when i was barely 10 somewhere around grade school everything is blurry but i was so so so young back then and now im nearing the end of my academic years and rafa has seen and been with me through it all. I might not have been at the very beginning of his tennis journey but he has with mine, my journey in life. I have grown up with him. I can’t and don’t know how to express how very dear he is to me. The moment I first watched him play I knew he was always going to be the one I root for. Rafa made me love tennis. I’m gonna miss him so much and i dont know how to deal with the fact that this is the end to this journey. He deserves his rest tho and i wish him happiness ❤️

[merlinity]

Miss you little man

[carriecarriecatgirl]

just thinking about how 3 of tdkr's four major antagonists are people who swore to change their ways and show the public a new face before reverting to old habits

[dogwittaablog]

you know what’s so fucking ironic about this whole Nolan Patrick situation? He was supposed to be the golden boy for the flyers as in their future captain one day and the key to their ticket to the playoff finals one day. Travis konecny was just a player that had some potential for the flyers. And now Travis is shaping up to be the next great flyer and Nolan is retired. Life comes at you fast huh

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR REMINDERS, IM STILL TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE PAST 48 HOURS OF THESE SERIES OF EVENTS.

HES JUST OUT THERE SEEING HIS FRIEND/OLD TEAMMATE LIVE OUT HIS DREAMS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FULLFILLED BY HIM.

[lupismaris]

If anyone has a spare thought/fuck to give please toss it my way I'm treading the delicate path of sorting out the possible (absolutely likely) fuck ups of a former colleague and explaining to their supervisor that they allowed said fuck ups to continue for far longer than they needed to all for the sake of not wanting to ask questions

[tittyinfinity]

I love telling people that I'm broke and all my money comes from the government and then brag about my smart watch and my housekeeper and watch them get uncomfortable as they try to figure out if I "deserve" these things and decide whether or not they should accuse me of scamming the government lmaooo

(My smart watch is 100% free on my mom's promotional plan and my mom pays the extra $5 a month for it to have cell phone service in case my phone dies)

(My housekeeper is paid for thru a program that helps disabled people)

[boycritter]

i love hearing my mom talk about graphic design drama. what the fuck is happening. why is apple’s legal team getting involved.

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

I remember my ex used to leave my house on whatever night was before trash day to go put the garbage out for his mom (as far as I could tell his mother was perfectly able to take out her own trash and also had a husband who I guess was so useless it wasn't even considered his trash) and I was like so why don't you ever come over here to do that for me....? and that question pretty much smacked him upside the head

[tomatoteddy]

That one Steven Universe meme except I wanted to do it with my oc and his voice claim, who yes, is Matpat (if he was more French but the voice fits him surprisingly well in my brain)