#he cant gelp it

[shawtyalilbaddieshemylilbo]

BCBFLCKD S CHXBVSBAVDXHBXXB RITSU WAS REALLY LIKE U GONNA CRY.. GONNA SHIT UR PANTS U FUCKING LOSER….

[thenormalestever]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK FOR REAL THATS SO FUNNY ??

[noosesurroundsme]

I hate how broken I feel. I'm so sick of my life and this ed cycle. I hate being so bitter and angry all the time, I wish I could cry, but when I finally do I try to push it away like it's embarrassing or wrong for being vulnerable. I'm just sitting here by myself at work and saw a post about trauma and needing my coping mechanisms to get through it and yada yada. It made me cry. Somewhere inside me I have always wanted recovery but I can't release the pain. I can't get away from any of it. Whenever I start feeling okay, something comes along and fucks me up again. How do normal people deal with life without cutting or restricting or exercise/movement. I don't fucking understand it. All I wanted was to cry the last few months and I finally did a little yesterday and now today but I feel stupid and like I deserved what he did to me. I'm just a fucking object.

[satoruzlove]

best friends to lovers with tsumu):

you two had become friends via osamu, because he loved how witty you were and this lead to you going over to their houses. atsumu comes back from a workout one day and sees you in the kitchen, for a moment he’s confused and then he realises that osamu has finally brought you over- so ofc he starts interrogating you. he asks you everything about yourself ; siblings, hobbies, parents, etc and osamu walks in on you explaining why you think that your zodiac sign doesn’t align with you. he immediately knows that you and tsumu are gonna get on amazing.

so as time goes it’s not just you going over when there’s no lectures or just to see samu, but now atsumu too. you three sit in the living room in silence as you play on your phones, or you cook together, little things. atsumu starts to feel very comfortable around you and when him and samu are alone he asks , “does yn have a boyfriend or anything?” and his twin IMMEDIATELY knows what’s going on😭😭😭😭it’s sooo embarrassing gelp me cus osamu gives him the most atrocious look ever, and he puts his drink down, “ why are you asking?” he questions. atsumu mumbles an aggressive, “‘m just fuckin’ asking, twerp.” and leaves. osamu wanted to tell you, but he really wanted to see how this played out.

so now when you came over osamu always had ‘things to do’, leaving you alone with tsumu. he knew what was going on but he refused to mention anything. you became acquainted with tsumu’s other friends and they always gave him a cheeky side eye whenever you sat with him or hugged him. this is when your suspicions raised. it ends up being a year of friendship and he still doesn’t know what to say because god if you knew how he felt you’d understand just why he can’t seem to confess.

he didn’t know how to describe it at first , and he didn’t understand. so much as seeing you against the counter of his childhood kitchen made his tummy do back flips because he had leaned on it too . he touched it- you’re touching what he touched. your hair looked so perfect although disheveled by the sheets of osamu’s bunk and the colour of your clothing complimented your skin tone gorgeously. the way your beautiful eyes widened in surprise when he entered the kitchen, light bouncing off them and displaying a sparkle that he never would’ve noticed on anyone else.

when you two talk, about everything and nothing - his heart squeezes for you. the way you spill your guts to him with a childish giggle and the way your eyes lock with his as he does the same. atsumu cant get enough of everything about you. it’s always the small things about you- the things he never noticed about anyone- that make him so impossibly warm around you. so impossibly famished of your love and attention that he could just collapse because it feels like he has no air to breathe when you place your attention on samu rather than him.

it’s because of samu that you found out ; or told rather. atsumu had grown so frustrated with samu this week. he kept stealing you away, taking you places, walking you to lecture halls knowing damn well that atsumu’s were too far away to do that. it upset him. the worse part is that he knew that his twin was aware. atsumu concludes that that’s why he was even doing this, to get him to confess. and it worked beautifully.

atsumu had texted you, “ meet me at my house, backyard , love ya!” .

it wasn’t unusual for him to randomly crave a late night talk so you went with zero suspicion. you trotted through the front door and slowly made your way to the back yard calling for tsumu. he never responded. his heard- was pounding and his palms weeped sweat as he heard your footsteps become closer and that’s when you saw it.

a blanket splayed on the ground, fairy lights adorning the awning above you as the dew cling to the ridges of it. the yellow hues bouncing off of your best friend’s golden hair made him look heavenly - of a religious book - as a smile widened onto his pretty face. he rushes up to you, wide form holding you. it’s soft , childish and if you tried hard enough you could feel the excitement radiating off him. when he pulls back a bit, you hear him whisper ,

“i have something to tell you, gorgeous. cmere.”

[chntfessions]

I cant wait for the chnt movie where sydney appears with an explosion effect and one of campers asks "who are you" and he responds with his iconic line "I... am syndey."

and then the other camper says "Oh this guy is a total can of worms"

/ref

(that took me too long to think of)

GELP

[screampied]

OKAY GOJO ROAD TRIP NONNIE IS BACK BUT WITH SOMETHING ELSE!! HII SO I GENUINELY HAVE BEEN ON SOMETHING WITH THIS THOUGH BUT IMAGINE BABY DADDY TOJI OKAY?? HEAR ME OUT PLEASE OMG, BABY DADDY TOJI IS THE SWEETEST GENTLEST WITH YOUR GUYS BABY GIRL, BUT EVERY TIME HE COMES TO PICK HER UP FOR THE WEEKENDS IT ALWAYS ENDS WITH HIM GRIPPING YOUR HIPS AND REARRANGING YOUR GUT AND JUST PRACTICALLY BEGGINGG TO PUT ANOTHER BABY IN YOU OKAY THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK <33

GOJO ROAD TRIP NONNIE MY BELOVED HI LMAO

OHMYGOD UR SO REAL BABY DADDY TOJI?? TRUEEEE HED BE SUCH A SWEET N CARING FATHER I FEEL LIKE <3 BUT GELP OMG TRUE BC I FEEL LIKE TOJI WOULD HAVE A MAJOR BREEDING KINK EVERYTIME ITS HIS DAY TO PICK THEM UP BC HE SEES YOU AND HE JUST CANT CONTAIN HISMELF ALSO WHY ARE WE YELLING

[piedpiperslists]

hi!! can you gelp me find this fic (its jk x reader) i think it was a three part series where jungkook likes when oc cries during sex (i feel like it was called crybaby, but i cant find it anywhere)

Hi. I think it's this:

Crybaby by lavishedinjimin - series (s) / ddlg au Summary: He calls you crybaby, crybaby. But you don’t fucking care. alt: In which you cry a lot during sex and Jungkook seems to enjoy it.

[azlovesem]

So what Vicky theyre monotities so theyre beyond judgment or ridicule? I si t havn and whote mrn run everything ill run anyone over he says othrrwise. Who fuckn dares. I was looking to change that. I cant yyiure too prodeful. Ill end the election gor the eomrn im almost certain Trunps got in the bag.because peopke dont connect with her for good or bad shee just kind of thete. You want ne to go kn? If i fonits over for you. Maybe Emma can tell me a difgerent narrative dince shes so dmart. And got imvolvrd. Other prople who got ger involved eoll also be gelp to account. All of them thats ehy that kids gone. Its over i wanna talk to you. Gabrirls in Africa Emma waiting. I want to ask you done questions font maje nd have torture them out of you.

Victoria Justice

[carmaell]

therapy

(GELP WHY CANT I BE ANONYMOUS 😨)

DO YOU SEE BANANA MAN

HOPPING OVER ON THE WHITE HOT SAND

HERE HE COME WITH SOME FOR ME

FRESHLY TAKEN FROM BANANA TREE

BANANA MAN, WE WANT A TON

GIVE ME DOUBLE ON THE BONUS ONE

GIVE ME MORE FOR ALL ME FRIENDS

THIS BANANA FLOW WILL NEVER END

DO YOU WANT A BANANA?

PEEL IT DOWN AND GO MM M M MMM

DO YOU WANT A BANANA

THIS BANANA FOR YOU (DUN DUN DUN)

TONIGHT WE DANCE AROUND THE FLAME

THEN WE GET TO PLAY THE SPIRIT GAME

SPIRIT NAMES. WE SHOUT OUT LOUD

SHAKE DE THUNDER FROM DE SPIRIT CLOUD

ALL THE SONGBIRD IN THE TREES

SHOUT TUNE TO LET THE SPIRITS FREE

THEN WE SEE THEM IN THE NIGHT, SPIRITS JUMPING BY THE FIRELIGHT

DO YOU WANT A BANANA?

PEEL IT DOWN AND GO (M M M MMM)

DO YOU WANT A BANANA?

THIS BANANA FOR YOU!

LOOK YOU, YOU'RE TOO UPTIGHT YOU KNOW, YOU CAN KIC KIT BACK AND GO (WEE!) BUT WITHOUT A RHYTHM O A RHYME, YOU DO NOT BANANA ALL THE TIME

FLY AWAY FROM CITY ON THE RUN, TRY TO MAKE A LITTLE FUN

LOOK YOU, COME TO THE BUNGALOW

CAN'T YOU TELL ME DON'T YOU SO DON'T YOU LOVE THE BUMPING OF THE DRUM, MAKES YOU SHAKE UNTIL THE BUM GOES NUMB, LET THE BUNGO PLAY UNTIL YOU DROP, THIS BANANA NEVER STOP (NEVER STOP)

FORGET ALL YOUR TROUBLES AND GO WITH THE FLOW.

FORGET ABOUT WHATEVER YOU MAY NEVER KNOW.

LIKE WHETHER WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING IS WHATEVER YOU SHOULD

AND WHETHER WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING IS REALLY GOOD

AND THEN FORGET ABOUT BANANA BUT IT STICKS IN YOUR THROAT

AND THEY MAKE YOU WANNA BELLOW BUT YOU'RE STUCK IN A CHOKE

AND YOU FORGET ABOUT THE YELL OF THE COLORFUL MAN

THAT'LL MAKE YOU TAKE ANOTHER AND BE A MOCK OF YOUR PLAN

BOMBALAY BOMBALAH MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND TELL ME UH DUH DUH

Well it's 9 o'clock, and it's getting dark and the sun is falling from the sky...

I've never left so early and you wonder why...

TOWMORROW MORNING, ON THE PLANE

NO BANANA MAKE YOU GO INSANE

FLOATING BACK TO BUSYTOWN, NO BANANA MAKE YOU WANT TO FROWN

DO YOU WANT A BANANA??

PEEL IT DOWN AND GO M M M MM

DO YOU WANT A BANANA

THIS BANANA FOR

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

#not sorry

[bloodenjoyer]

[h2wl]

MY HEART. AHHHHH

[maraczeks]

tww s6 thread pt 7

[hello-zetsubou-senpai]

...

[omoghouls]

Or,…. ohhh OR….. bear with me, Modern AU, Ed’s housesitting for Stede but he’s never been there before and it turns out it’s HUGE, the very first day Ed’s there alone, he’s poked the house a little but can’t for the life of him find a fuckin toilet anywhere, he keeps looking but no luck, he reaches the point where he feels like he’s about to burst so he swallows his pride and calls Stede on his phone to ask where the hell the bathroom is, Stede does his best to tell him but… Bless his heart, he’s horrible at giving directions. So they’re just on the phone with Ed getting more and more frantic and Stede trying harder and harder to help, and then…Ed’s exhausted bladder hits a breaking point and he pisses himself all over the carpet in Stede’s house, while Stede is right there on the phone with him, and now he has to figure out how to break the news, quickly…unless Stede has already figured it out from Ed’s sudden silence

HhhhHHHHHH OMG Y E S

Ed's apartment is like, a kitchen + living room combo, a bathroom and bedroom- he can navigate that blind

But, Stede's house is like a damn museum to Ed- he almost doesn't want to touch anything in fear he's touching some priceless artifact (it's a vase Alma made at camp). But, he wanders around a bit, finding the kitchen and living room so, at least he can survive the weekend xD

Soon he feels the urge to piss, cant be that hard to find the washroom- annd he's jinxed himself because every door he's opened is either a pantry, study or a fucking basement door, none of which are gelping him.

Eventually Ed's grabbing himself, half a mind to just run outside and piss in the garden. But, god knows what type of fancy flowers Stede has out there that will die if they get pissed on. So, he just, has to call Stede-

"Oh! Okay well, down the hall-"

"Which one??"

"The one adjacent to the dining room, there is a hallway, one that has,,,I think one of Mary's paintings-"

"I don't know what she paints!"

"Mostly landscapes, still life-"

"Steeeede, bathroom."

"Right, sorry! Anyways, that hall-"

Ed has one hand firmly grinding against himself while the other is gripping the phone, staggering down the hallway- where multiple doors lay. He's far too desperate at this point, he lets out a breathy whine, unable to move

But, he tries to take a step,,,,only for everything to come unraveled. Ed just stands there, his bladder absolutely drenching himself and the carpet that sits beneath his feet.

There is a loooong silence between the two, Stede can hear Ed's moans and little noises- painfully obvious what has transpired. Stede waits a couple minutes before he speaks.

"T-the door on your left, that's the supply closest,,, there is an upholstery vacuum," he pauses, "and the door directly across from there is the washroom."

Ed is just so embarrassed, he can't even muster up, well anything besides 'fuck fuuck shit, I'm sorry, mate' before fuking hanging up because he just can't bare thinking how Stede was just there technically witnessed to his accident-

Now that he's empty, Ed is able to clean up the carpet and find the washroom- just washing his pants in the sink because like hell he's calling Stede again xD

Although Ed does get a text message from Stede saying Ed can barrow some of his clothing if need be

[harryfeatgaga]

WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM WHO DO I THANK BESIDES HELENE I AM LITERALLY SALIVATING OVER HERE

MOOOOOOOD

Anonymous said: The fact that Helene is backstage with him while he gets dressed 🤧🤧🤧🤧

SICK AND TWISTEDHBUEJDNCJK 

Anonymous said: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I HAVE BURST MULTIPLE BLOOD VESSELS I AM SCREAMING I CANT BREATHE I NEED TO CALL 911 GOD GELP MEUSVXLAIABSKZKS-👒

YEAH MOOOOOOOD

[strayblades]

YALL OKAY SO I BEED GELP, BASICALLY I READ THIS ONE CHRISTIAN YU DRABBLE A LONG TIME AGO AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO READ IT AGAIN BUT I CANT FIND IT!!! LIKE THE STORY WAS ABT THIS GIRL WHO TELLS CHRISTIAN THAT SHE LIKES HIM EVERYDAY AND THEN HE GOT A GIRFLFRIEND AND LOKE THE FOUGHT OR SOEMTHING SO THEN SHE IGNORED HIM AND DABIN HAD TO TELL HER TO COMFORT CHRISTIAN BC HE BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRL BUT ITS ALL ANGSTY SO SHE DOESNT DO IT AND CHRISTIAN SHOWS UP OUT OF NOWHERE PICKING UP HER PAINTBRUSH AND THEY TALK FOR ABBIT BUT SHE LEAVES SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE FIND IT AGAIN