#he can't swim

[ericvelseb]

Eric: "Dad...I didn't know you wear floaties..."

(found on Twitter!! Beach time!🏖️)

[radioactive-earthshine]

Impulse (1995) #13

The autism is so strong.

[scribbyizhere]

his 'being scolded by adults' face

[whack-patty]

now draw him doing his skin care routine. or feather. or fur. or

Bird bath :^)

[luimagines]

You know what would be fun ? Giving Wind a sugar rush and one of those small mini boat that you can see on the Seine.

And seeing him collapse of fatigue because all the sugar left the body

Oh dear 😅

On the bright side he's not going anywhere.

On the other side... how are they going tp get him back to shore?

Wild and Twilight decide to go swimming I'm sure, and plan to push the boat back to dry land... But I don't think that'll be enough.

Sky mostly likely has to join as well. And Time for good measure.

[someoftheday]

Steve Rogers can't swim, so Bucky pulled him out of the water. Cool cool cool

the original draft version of the first avenger script is available online and as someone who is desperate for every crumb of mcu steve content i can get, here’s a list of some of the lines and moments i wish they had kept in the finalized version of the film.

1. steve saying both his parents were fighters (and he is too).

2. steve suggesting they go to church and bucky just going ‘hmmmm….no thanks’.

3. this is the one that makes me feel most insane: steve mentioning that sarah used to let him stand on her feet and dance with her in their apartment when he was small.

4. this line that validates my long-held headcanon that steve doesn’t actually know how to swim before the serum and only learns on the fly after.

5. the train/fall scene originally having bucky take the shield and jump in front of a shot meant for steve + steve actually being able to grab his hand and pull him in for a split second.

6. this explanation of the dynamic between steve and bucky of bucky always being steve’s lifeline/anchor and how that stayed the same even after the serum.

7. :(

[milkywayes]

there's only room for one on the door normandy float. [prints]

[pearlynia]

*texting*

Regulus: do you ever wanna take your heart out and squeeze the emotionans away and then put it back in your chest so you'll feel less emoticons

James: ...

James: I'm coming over

[ryllen]

"Don't u know what u're asking me with these?

'Abandon the sea, and stay on land'"

"Are you sure you know~ what u're getting into, Trey-san?"

[x] [x] [x]

[small-witch-big-hat]

The thing about Logan is, his powers don't do a whole hell of a lot except make him very hard to kill. He's got enhanced senses, but so do a lot of other heroes. He's got claws, but hell, Deadpool got swords, and an even better healing factor, most of the time.

What makes people go so crazy for Logan as a character is that he's got more determination than any other son of a bitch in the cosmos. People love a dude who just will not quit, and he's the will not quittiest.

That and he's a tough guy with a soft spot for kids, that's an all time winner. Logan is the dadliest dad.

“What do you think of Wolverine?”

[mochiobonio]

" you are incredible, Sidon"

I feel like the combination of Zora Armor and Opal earring would be Link's go to date outfit when he goes swimming with his bestie Sidon

[rebouks]

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Byrd: Why’re you scared of water? Levi: I’m not. Byrd: There must be a reason. Levi: Why is anyone scared of anything? Like why are you scared of the dark, or why is Wren scared of blood n’ stuff? Wren: ‘Cause it’s gross and no one’s supposed to bleed, swimming is fun. Byrd: I guess you could drown if you couldn’t swim or whatever. Levi: I think it started when I was a kid n’ almost drowned in the bath. Byrd: How? Levi: I don’t know, my mom was probably being shit-.. I barely remember. Byrd: Enough to be scared though. Levi: Apparently. [Byrd floated aimlessly on his back for a moment, thoughtfully peering at the clouds] Byrd: Dad says you’re supposed to do stuff you’re scared of or it gets worse, like he’s always turning the lights out on me or shoving our cuts n’ bruises in Wren’s face-.. in a nice way though, y’know? Levi: Is it working? Wren: Kinda. Byrd: Why don’t you just stick a foot in? Levi: No thanks. Byrd: C’mon, no one’s gonna shove you. Levi: Nope. Byrd: Pfft. Oscar: Christ, Byrd.. what the hell are you doing in there?! That cast is gonna stink. Byrd: Oh-.. oops. Oscar: Get out and put it in the sun! Oscar: Now. Byrd: I’m cominG-.. it’s getting chopped off soon anyway, right? Oscar: Yeah, and the poor doctor’s gonna pass out from your stank.

[teagrl]

[project-zorthania]

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

“it’s quite nice in here… i’m seeing art galleries in a different light now!”

(miles kane day in the life - tour zone part 3) ❣️

[0xeyedaisy]

Some unfortunate fellas