#he broke his point streak because of dino :(((

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Marti 😥😥

heartbreaking scenes 😭😭😭😭😭 godddd i feel so bad for him….

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Reckless Rescuer

I literally just came up with this idea at midnight last night when I was just starting to go into fever dream mode so... This will be interesting. You asked to be tagged so here you go @justconfusedperiod!

Imagine that Marinette never became Ladybug.

Master Fu chose actual adults to go save Paris while Sabine and Tom gave Marinette combat training.

Despite not being a hero Marinette was still caught up in a lot of akuma attacks (Because Hawkmoth is a bitter ass) so she learned how to use everything and anything to her advantage.

Even though she's crafty Marinette still dies in akuma attacks and gets revived by the Miraculous Cure at the end of the day.

As sad as it is, she becomes used to dying.

That doesn't mean that she TRIES to get hurt during attacks, it just means that she expects her life to end one day because of an akuma or something and for her to not come back, so dying isn't a fear for her anymore.

She also builds a tolerance for pain during attacks where she doesn't die, but still gets very injured.

It's amazing how trauma can practically destroy someone's life while others are just so desensitized that it doesn't affect them anymore.

One day the Dupain-Chengs move to Gotham to both expand their business, and to get away from a certain magic fueled fashion disaster.

I mean, seriously.

You're supposed to be a designer but here you are walking around looking like a cardboard candy cane beige toothpick of a man.

Don't get me started on what the heck happened with Hawkmoth's costume.

What is that?

Are you wearing a silver condom on your head or what??

Anyways, Marinette attends Damian's school and they bond over being the only one's not overly worried about danger in certain situations.

At one point Damian thought that she might have been a hero or something but threw that thought away when he witnessed her somehow fall UP a staircase. (I've actually done this before. Surprisingly it's pretty fun.)

All was fine and dandy until one afternoon when they were walking to Neti's place after school to work on a project.

They were walking through a less populated part of the city and were passing a shoe store when two thugs held them at a gunpoint demanding for their cash.

The youngest Wayne was fully prepared to attack the men when Marinette started scolding them for being rude?

Marinette: Hey! You can't just do that! Do you know how rude it is to interrupt someone's conversation?! Apologize right and leave us alone right now OR ELSE.

The two men just looked at her for a moment before doubling over and bursting out in laughter.

After all, what can this tiny school girl do to hurt them?

The first guy calmed down and was about to threaten them again when all of a sudden a pink flat was thrown at his face.

Because of he was unprepared and because of the force behind the flying shoe, he was knocked over and fell to the floor with a thud.

The second guys turned to look at the girl who just threw her shoe at his partner when he was suddenly wacked in the face as well.

So there they were.

Two teenagers, one with no shoes on, in front of a show store with two thugs at their feet.

Truly a sight to behold.

Marinette turns to Damian and asks him for his shoes.

When he doesn't respond (he's in shock) Marinette just shrugs, turns around, and SMASHES HER ARM THROUGH THE GLASS WINDOW OF THE SHOE STORE TO GRAB A CROC AND CHUCK IT AT THE FIRST GUY AGAIN BECAUSE HE WAS GETTING UP.

She then turns to the second dude who was on his knees and says in a dark tone, "You better go and leave us alone before I get my hands on a pair of iceskates. Got it?"

He nods his head and scrambles to run away from the short girl with pigtails that just single handedly smashed her arm through glass and was somehow not wincing in pain from her many bleeding cuts and she threw shoes at them.

His partner frantically got to his feet and followed him.

After making sure that the two would-be-muggers are far away Mari turns to Damian and waves her still bleeding hand in front of his face.

"Heelllooooo? Anybody home?"

She then shakes his shoulders a bit.

Damian, now no longer in shock, starts freaking out about her injuries.

"oh...my...gosh....oh my gosh... oH MY GOSH YOU'RE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!! OHMYGOSH THAT WAS SO RECKLESS OF YOU, YOU COULD HAVE DIED AND OH NO YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP BROKE A GLASS WINDOW WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!! YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU'RE HURT! WE NEED TO GETYOUFIRSTAIDOHMYGOSH!!!"

She tries to get him to calm down but that honestly makes him freak out even more.

"HOW ARE YOU NOT REACTING TO THE PAIN OF CUTTING YOUR ARM WITH MULTIPLE PIECES OF GLASS?!? YOU FREAKING THREW SHOES AT THEM! SHOES! WHAT IF YOU FREAKING DIED FROM THAT?!?"

"Well that would make it the 2615th time."

"...."

"....."

"Excuse me but wHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WOULD'VE BEEN THE 2615TH TIME YOU DIED?!??!??"

Marinette was trying to get him to breathe since he was almost on the verge of a panic attack when the owner of the shoe store came out with a first aid kit.

The elderly woman proceeded to patch up Marinette's arm while thanking her for scaring away the muggers.

"Those two just keep scaring the customers away so I cannot thank you dearie enough!"

"Oh, it was no problem ma'am. They really needed to learn some manners anyways!"

"They really are so rude aren't they. And there we go! Your arm is all bandaged up. I would be careful with it if I were you."

She old lady then turns to Damian who has calmed down a bit now that Marinette's arm is bandaged.

"You've got quite a wild girlfriend here. Be sure to watch out for her safety or else you're gonna lose her."

That causes the two teens faces to burn red.

"Oh no you've got it wrong. She's not my girlfriend although I do agree that I should start looking out far her health more." He turns to Marinette as he says the last bit.

She just replies with a sheepish smile and a shrug.

"She's definitely going to give me gray hairs early."

The store owner gave Marinette and Damian a knowing look before sending the two on their way.

On the walk to Marinette's house Damian kept scolding her for her brash decisions and worrying over her arm at the same time.

At one point Damian asked her if she could actually feel the pain from her cuts or not and she just replied with "I got injured a lot when I lived in Paris so I have a high pain tolerance. This isn't even the worst wound I've ever gotten."

Needless to say, that did not reassure Damian at all.

When they did reach their destination they ended up deciding to finish the project on another day to let Marinette's arm heal a bit.

He calls Alfred to pick him up and when faced with the butler's questioning stare he just replies with "Too much excitement for today."

Before the limo drove off Marinette ran outside to the car and handed Damian a bag full of pastries.

"Consider this an apology for making you freak out so much."

He nodded and took the bag but still told her "You're an idiot you know right?"

"Haha. Or so I've been told." She shrugs. "See you tomorrow in class if you're not too traumatized!"

"Tt. We live in Gotham. It's gonna take more than that to truly scar me. Although I have to say, that's the closest someone's gotten in a long time. Don't do it again."

"No promises!" Marinette yells as the limo drives off.

That night Damian got a nightmare filled with shoes.

Marinette is now known and feared throughout the more amateur criminal community.

True to her word, Marinette tried to reduce the amount of risky choices that she took.

I mean, there was that incident with the llamas, trumpets, and skateboards but we don't talk about that.

Her safety streak ended when Damian was kidnapped.

And by the Joker no less.

Ya, no.

She's not just gonna stand by while her friend litteraly gets kidnapped by a clown man thing when she could do something about it.

The Joker called the Waynes through a video chat and threatens the dump Damian into a pool filled with unidentified and possibly contaminated water until they give him half a million dollars.

And because it's a two way video chat and all of the Waynes (except Damian) are there they can't 'call the batfam' to save him.

Because they were all so busy panicking and Joker was busy laughing, no one but Damian noticed a dark silhouette sneaking around in the shadows.

The moment he saw them he immediately knew who it was.

'Oh no. ThaT'S MY IDIOT!!'

Marinette noticed Damian's panicked stare on her and just, gave him a thumbs up? Before going back into the darkness.

'Oh no oh no ohnoohnononono what's she doing?!' He thought to himself as he heard quiet shuffling in the shadows.

Going back to the screen, Bruce was about to send the money when all of a sudden a bright light was turned on from behind the Joker to the left.

And they weren't expecting what they saw.

There under the light was someone in a Barney the Dinosaur costume sitting in a rainbow bumper car with a radio and a bag filled with something strapped in the passenger side.

TrULy RaDiAnT.

The purple dino turned on the radio, (which was playing the Barney theme song) made eye contact with the clown, and promptly said "Beep beep bitch." in a robotic voice (there was a voice changer in the costume) before driving full speed at him.

At first the Joker tried to run away from the vehicle but for some reason the bumper car was extremely fast and RAN HIM OVER before turning around,

AND FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN!!

Double oof.

They did this around 12 times before the Joker managed to push up from under the bumper car at the perfect time.

Marinette did a backflip (dramatics are guaranteed) as she jumped out of the rainbow ride while simultaneously throwing the radio at the Joker at full force.

The Joker, not expecting that, was thrown against the base of a wall.

He got up just in time to see his attacker pull out a shoe from the bag and chuck it at his nuts.

*cue everyone either laughing at his pain or wincing in sympathy*

The Barney pulls out a sandal from the bag and throws it at his face and uses a black stiletto to pin the clown's arm tO THE FRIGGING WALL when he reaches to touch where the flip flop hit him.

(Is there a difference between sandals and flip flops?)

She then uses another stiletto (a red one this time) to pin his other arm and pulls out YET ANOTHER SHOE (a rainboot) to hit his face.

...again....

This time he gets knocked out though so there's that.

...

....

.....

The power of FOOTWEAR!!

The purple and green dinosaur goes to untie Damian while his family just watch through the screen with their jaws on the floor, still processing what the actual heck just happened.

They get snapped out of their shock when the youngest Wayne launches himself into the Barney's arms and starts rambling about how worried he was and did the store owner give you all those shoes and why the heck did you follow me here.

They don't know what they were expecting the person under the Barney costume to look like but they definitely weren't expecting a young girl with pigtails wearing stilts to come out.

Apparently she needed them to fit into the suit.

Damian: How did you even know I was in trouble?

Marinette: I sorta have a six sense for this kind of stuff. It's disappointing that I didn't get to use all of my amo though :(

Damian: Wait. You brought MORE shoes?

Marinette: Yep! And a couple other things as well. Like this trumpet case, and this bowling ball, and this duck themed alarm clock (I have one lol), and oh! Wait a moment would ya?

*walks over to the pool and dumps around 30 bath bombs in*

Marinette: There! Now this place will smell super nice!

Damian: Did you just dump a ton of bath bombs into a pool of unidentified liquid?

Marinette: Yep!

Damian: Let me rephrase that. Did you just dump a ton of bath bombs into a pool of possibly chemically contaminated water which could possibly have a bad reaction to the bath bombs which could possibly explode or just generally be the death of us?

Marinette: ........

Damian: ........

Marinette: ......

Damian: ........

Marinette: ....well it wouldn't be the FIRST time I-

Damian close to tears: yEs I KnOw PLeaSe StOp ReMinDiNg mE.

Ya so this was just a random idea I had and that I will probably not be adding to but y'all reading this are more than welcome to! If you do continue or make your own little spins on this please tag me! I would love to read them :D

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Bruce's Baby final part 4

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part 1

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word count is 1313

Months 7, 8 and 9

That morning me and Bruce had our normal trimester doctor's appointment, the doc informed us that the baby will be less active due to less room in the womb to move, we also were told that I may experience swelling, but both me and Bruce knew this. We were told for the eighth month that the baby will be more active, due to its brain in rapid development, our next appointment is now scheduled during the halfway point of the eighth month. Then it will be time. 

We get new photo prints of the baby, we head to work afterwards. From the moment we walk in we know the kids are planning something, Tim usually greets us at the front but he wasn't, it was Saturday and no one normally takes the dayshift for patrol because we all work here and can change here. 

Babs wasn't at the desk and Jason wasn't eating all the food on the 16th floor staff room. Me and Bruce both exchanged a look and hesitantly walked into his office, he walked in first, not knowing if they were going to jump out or if something worse had happened, for us though it was always worse. 

Bruce had a hand on my stomach, keeping it secure, we headed into the room, my hands on his one, he used his other hand to turn the knob, as we got in there, there was nothing. He let go of me and began to look around the room, I walked to the desk and picked up the only thing that was out of line, a bright green sticky note, “Wrong office, head to the other one! love the birds.” I held up the note and turned to Bruce who creeped up behind me and was reading over my shoulder. He placed a hand on my back as I led him to my office from across the hall, we heard whispering inside. 

We both look at each other, the relief leaving our bodies before we even open the door, to reveal all the kids, Lois and Clark, Diana. They all shouted surprise as we walked in. 

���We didn't know how you were doing things, so we decided along with the help of your other children to throw both of you a party to celebrate your child.” Diana said, “Other members of the league will be showing up.”

“It's a surprise party for us.” Bruce whispers in my ear.

“And for the baby.” I whisper in his.

Steph runs up and grabs me making me sit in my desk chair with an all new backpillow. Babs wheels up beside me and shows me the photo album her and Dick made over the last seven months. 

Hal and Barry show up at the same time and join in conversation with Dick, Damian, Bruce and Diana. 

The kids are gathered around me, sitting with trays of snacks and photo albums full of everyone and me through every stage of the pregnancy, with room for the next three months, there were more gifts and it was so relaxing, Jason performed a song, Dick tackled him when he said a cuss word. We laughed and Lois was giving me tips on how to raise a baby when a member of the justice league is his father. The party was fun but me and Bruce had to start getting out affairs in order for when the baby came.

In the following weeks It becomes a tradition to add something new to the babys walls, for Jason he loves drawing kid friendly designs and it brings him joy plus its free labor so he's good to go. Bruce forces me to take it easy by making sure we both have days off on the same days and more days off overall. We have lazy days where we spend all of it in bed and then we have bad days where the baby won't stop kicking, we are in the eighth month and some days the kicking is so bad it makes me sick and I can't eat, but then there are good days beside from the lazy days where he tries my random cravings and Bruce laughs at them and smiles because of how much I enjoy it. 

Soon we go in for an eight and a half month appointment basically a checkup to see if the baby is in the position which it is, we get the all good to go home. We have one of our successful lazy days curled up in bed with our pajamas on. He uses a hot water bottle to sooth my muscles and he gets me a back pillow and we fall asleep on the couch. We spend a lot of time in bed together with the two of us. 

The next few weeks are sorta crazy as the due date gets closer, our bags are packed and already in the car for the hospital, Jason and Steph have been staying up to paint murals of animals on the walls, Alfred insists on teaching the two of us on how to care for the baby because we've only ever had children who are already grown. Babs and Cassie constantly make sure we're stocked with all the supplies although if we ever run out everyone has already volunteered to make runs and as for the names on the fridge the name dino nugget has suddenly disappeared. 

While at work because no one wants me to get up and do stuff other than work on a computer , Tim sits in with me most of the time. He does all my running back and forth and filing. Bruce is in a meeting somewhere, when suddenly I start feeling a pain in my abdomen, I pass it off as Braxton hicks but it's not when I feel a trickling sensation down my leg. “Tim.” I breathe out as the pain from down below kicks in again. He turns and looks at me while still being consumed by one of my files, “My water just broke.” 

Panic was Tim's first thought I could tell because the files fluttlerd to the floor, his eyes wide as he was breathing more heavily than me. “I'll go find Bruce, can you get to the first floor?” I nod my head as he runs out of the room towards the conference floor. I see him push the down button on the elevator for me. I begin to fast walk. As the pain returns more strong this time. 

“Ah” I moan in pain as I get into the elevator, I was unaware that the elevator was moving until I got to the first floor where Bruce was waiting, he grabbed me and whispered words I couldn't understand while we walked to the car, he helped me get in and while I buckled up he got in and began driving, “Bruce… i'm ugh” He looks at me as he continues to drive through the city, “I'm gonna be a mom.” He puts his hand on mine and pulls into the hospital and runs in with me. 

Next thing I know I'm in one of those light hospital gowns and and being told to wait, Bruce is there holding my hand hour after hour whispering words of encouragement.  I know he hates seeing me like this, screaming and crying and just being in pain in general. I'm sweating and a nurse gives Bruce a rag to wipe it and eventually after seven hours it's time to push so I do and after that in my head time stops. Bruce lets go of my hand when cries fill the air and then he's holding the baby, tears are streaking down his face, he loves us so much. 

A new member of our big family has just been welcomed.

THE END