#he and sera are awful together and I love it lmao

[moved-to-satoruswaifu]

𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞. ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

it's my hubby's birthday and THANKFULLY i managed to write a what was initially supposed to be little something just in time!! as always, this is all fluff, no angst in this town, folks. cws: one tiny curse, an even tinier suggestive thing (satoru jokingly asking if he gets nudes and that’s about it lmao), and a brief mention of pregnancy + talks of children at the end! word count: 1016

"I’ve got everything I want in one little package."

Sera blinked up at him — confused for a moment. She had taken that moment of tranquility, embraced in his arms as they watched the snow tumble to the ground just outside their office, as the perfect opportunity to ask about Satoru’s birthday wish.

"I’m talking about you, dummy," he explained, leaning in to place a tender kiss on her forehead.

"As sweet as you are, that doesn’t help me at all." She pouted.

It's like this every year, really. At this point, Sera shouldn’t expect anything anymore. There’s nothing Satoru ever asks for, except her love and attention. All of which he already has.

"Well~ Sorry, wife. It is what it is."

She thinks back on that particular conversation whilst aimlessly wandering the streets of Tokyo, heart thumping wildly in her chest. Mochi is undoubtedly her husband’s favourite desert, so that will be a part of his present — as always.

But what else could she get him? Sera wants to do something special this year. Something new.

Her eyes observe each and every shop she comes across, carefully scanning for that something…

…until she finally finds it.

"Happy Birthday, ‘toru." 

Sera probably tried wrapping up her present at least three times until it appeared neat enough to give her husband. One half of the tape is already peeling off — washi tape never really sticks and she always forgets to buy proper one — but the white bow distracts from her awful wrapping-skills, at least. Satoru leans back against his pillow and grins lazily, He opens the present as carefully as possible, all whilst pressing kisses to his wife’s temple.

"Didn’t have to get me anything, sweet thing."

She remains cuddled into his chest, wrapped up in his arms. Sera observes the way Satoru tries not to tear any of the wrapping paper, despite it being destined for the trash can. She’s learnt a few years ago that he doesn’t want to ruin her "marvelous" work and effort.

What he ultimately holds in his hands is a book - but not just any book, as he soon discovers. Inside is a vast collection of photos taken over the years they’ve spent together, with dates and little notes attached. There’s the first selfie they took together at the amusement park. A picture Haibara had to force Nanami to take at the fast food restaurant they went to (they were fighting with french fries, don’t ask). A photo they took on the day they moved in together. One when Satoru got his license to teach, and another one from the day Sera got hers. Even photos of their students are there, both the first and second years, and everyone had written something. Even Nanami.

It's a little collection of everything.

Whilst flipping through the book, Satoru has become awfully quiet. Sera grows the tiniest bit worried when he is half-way through the journey of what is their relationship reflected in pictures. She looks up at him to gauge his reaction, only to notice his jaw clenched and his pale blue eyes brimming with tears.

"Satoru?" Sera finally murmurs, adjusting her position to get a better look at him. She places a hand on his cheek, eliciting a chuckle.

"Shit, Sera. You’ve really done it now." 

Satoru hides his face in the juncture between her neck and shoulder, visibly trying to keep the emotions that wash over him at bay. 

"Is the present that bad?" Sera jokingly asks, running her hands through his white locks and kissing the crown of his head. Her love wraps around him like the warmest, fluffiest blanket.

"Yeah. Awful," Satoru replies, his voice dripping with similar sarcasm. The book is then left on the nightstand for now, in favor of having his hands free to hug Sera properly. She showers him with all she has, all the love, care and understanding he needs. She scratches the trimmed hairs of his undercut just right, murmurs the most soothing words into his ear (I love you, I love you, I love you) and makes him melt atop her.

"It’s cheesy, but… I’m so glad you exist, Satoru. So glad you’re here with me."

"Think I deserve a little cheese on my birthday."

"I’m glad you think so, ‘cause I got you a cheesecake, too."

Now, Satoru peeks up at his wife with furrowed eyebrows, disbelief obvious on his face. Sera snorts and shakes her head.

"Okay, I didn’t. I bought that one cake selection thing, with seven different flavours."

That gets Satoru all excited, of course.

"We should definitely eat cake now."

"Satoru, it’s eight in the morning—"

And with a pout; "It’s my birthday!"

Sera couldn’t say no to him even if she tried. She wanders off to the kitchen, and they eat half-frozen cake on their bed.

A comfortable silence settles between them, but not for long.

"Thank you, Sera. For the present. It reminds me of how lucky I am."

His wife hums in response, before smiling. "Did you flip trough the whole thing yet?"

Satoru's eyes widen in surprise, a telltale sign of him having missed one significant part of the book. He picks it up with lightning speed, and flips through it again.

"Oooh, what is it? A few hidden pages filled with your lovely nude..."

Her husband falls silent once more. After a few blank pages, a new section seems to begin, titled "Our own little family." To say his jaw drops to the floor would be an understatement.

"But... you're not pregnant, right? Or are you?" Satoru asks, and the hopeful glimmer in his eyes causes Sera's heart to swell with affection.

"N-no, no," she murmurs, a faint blush dusting her cheeks. "I was just thinking... when we decide to... you know..."

When. It's not an "if" anymore.

Satrou all but tackles her in a hug. The cake is swiftly forgotten among the kisses he then showers Sera with — kisses of gratitude, no doubt.

Sera knows he is excited for their future, just as excited as she is. If not more.

[quiisquiliae-archived]

Talon vs boredom and how he entertains himself

Let me cry over my firstborn son

Tal’s hobbies include drawing/sketching, carving small wooden figures (usually animals, some are for his son, some are left for children to find), and he’s pretty good at both of these?  He also likes tinkering down in the Undercroft and messing around with shit with Dagna.  After something exploded, Harriett protests this loudly.  If the Chargers are around, he’ll drink with them, or play cards with Varric.  He also spends a fair bit of time with Bandit, and does his best to be his primary caretaker despite Dennet being horse master.  He’ll often take Bandit out on rides around the surrounding areas of Skyhold and explore if he’s got an afternoon off or w/e.  

When all else fails, he and Sera find or make trouble to get into and prank people.  It’s best for everyone if they don’t get bored together.

[castiellesbian]

i feel like i need a glossary of terms or a contact list for all these people involved with the show. i have shit memory and dont pay attention to the credits who is sera (sara??) and why does everyone hate her!! why is he Bobo!!!!!! please... has anyone posted about this im desperate

lol well including everyone involved with the show would be difficult, but I’ll give you some highlights

Eric Kripke: creator of Supernatural, showrunner for seasons 1-5. People have differing opinions about him but general people enjoyed his run and he’s considered the best showrunner in the series overall. Not much to say because there’s a lot to say lmao (notable episodes: “Pilot,” “Lazarus Rising,” and “Swan Song”)

Sera Gamble: writer who was involved from the beginning of the show, became showrunner after Kripke left. Her seasons, 6 and 7, are typically regarded as the weakest seasons. She was a huge brothers-only supporter, and was responsible for Misha being written out of the show (as well as Jim Beaver, Bobby) in order to get the show to just be about the brothers again. There’s a lot of drama regarding her treatment of Misha/Cas, but more recently she’s known for the Magicians debacle, a horrendous example of the Bury Your Gays trope. She’s also involved with (the showrunner of?) You on Netflix. She was a pretty good writer, but overall fans dislike her because of her showrunning tenure (notable episodes: “Faith” with Raelle Tucker, “Death’s Door,” “The Born-Again Identity”)

Jeremy Carver: writer from season 3 that was promoted to showrunner from seasons 8 through.... some time in 12, the timeline has been a little murky to me. He was the one who brought Cas back into the main plot, as well as allowing the deancas storyline to become genuine subtext (we can argue whether it was queerbaiting or what he was intending to do if he had been running the series finale, but yeah). Unfortunately, he was also the showrunner when Charlie was killed off brutally, which dampens his legacy. People are conflicted about his seasons, but generally he’s looked upon favorably (not related, but the picture that comes up when you search him on google is NOT him, he’s really like a typical white nerdy looking dude lol) (notable episodes: “The Rapture,” “Sacrifice,” “Do You Believe in Miracles?”)

Andrew Dabb: writer from season 4, promoted to showrunner during season 12 and is the last showrunner of Supernatural (he wrote the finale). He was well-liked by deancas fans for awhile because of how much screentime they were allowed to give, and because of the focus on extended/found family. Sam and Dean only fans didn’t like him for the same reasons. Unfortunately, HIS legacy has been marred by the awful series finale, though it’s debated whether that was his fault or because of network meddling. (notable episodes: “Dark Side of the Moon” with Daniel Loflin, “The Prisoner,” “Moriah”)

Robert Singer: executive producer since the beginning of the show (he’s also co-showrunner throughout Supernatural, but I don’t think he typically was involved with the plotlines too often). He’s directed quite a few episodes, including the infamous wire fight episode (s13 finale) as well as the series finale. Married to Eugenie Ross-Leming, writer of the show

Eugenie Ross-Leming/Brad Buckner: writing partners TECHNICALLY from season 1, but they only wrote one episode until they were brought back in season 7. They are regarded as the worst writers in all of Supernatural, responsible for tactless death scenes of fan-favorites (and typically minorities) like Kevin, Charlie, and Eileen. They also feature a gross amount of dubcon/noncon, racism, weird unnecessary sex stuff, and are SUPER into Lucifer for some unknown reason (they have a crush on Mark Pellegrino I guess). They’re also just kind of bad writers in general, their pacing is weird and their plots convoluted. To be fair, though, they have written some good moments, like Dean trying to reach Cas in Hell’s Angel and Dean’s confessional scene in Paint It Black. But overall, they suck. Why are they still on the show even though BOTH sides of the fandom (who never agree on ANYTHING) dislike them? Well, because Eugenie is married to Singer. Nepotism. (notable episodes, the ones I can stand to watch lmao: “Holy Terror,” “Hell’s Angel,” “Our Father Who Aren’t in Heaven”)

Ben Edlund: writer from season 2 who left after season 8, but people STILL talk about him simply because he is arguably the strongest writer of the series. Cas fans particularly like him because he did most of the heavy-lifting regarding Cas’ characterization. He also wrote the famous bi!Dean scene with Aaron in season 8, where Dean is flustered after being flirted with. (notable episodes: “On the Head of a Pin,” “The French Mistake,” and my all-time favorite “The Man Who Would Be King”)

Robert “Bobo” Berens: writer from season 9, his first episode was “Heaven Can’t Wait,” which is all you really need to know about his influence on the deancas storyline. He’s also gay, so people particularly enjoy seeing how he approaches destiel in his episodes since it’s not just another straight guy potentially just catering to fans. He was also the one who was meant to go off and run Wayward Sisters, and is responsible for a lot of their development in recent seasons. I believe he also created Rowena? He wrote the episode this season where Cas confesses his love to Dean (along with other heavy deancas episodes like “The Trap”). Sam fans typically don’t like him because he doesn’t give him much focus. (notable episodes: “Heaven Can’t Wait,” “Who We Are,” “Wayward Sisters” with Andrew Dabb)

Steve Yockey: writer from season 12 through the beginning of season 15. Also gay, and also responsible for deancas moments in recent years. Generally loved for his deancas subtext but ALSO because he is an amazing writer who came out with iconic episodes. (notable episodes: “Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox,” “Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets,” “Peace of Mind” with Meghan Fitzmartin)

Robbie Thompson: writer from seasons 7 through 11, and wrote some fan favorite episodes in the meantime. He is also the creator of fan favorite characters like Charlie and Eileen. He was also one of the few writers who was vocally supportive of destiel during his tenure rather than just later. I’m not implying anything about his intentions, but it was validating for him to encourage fans during a time where most of the cast/crew ignored or actively dismissed it. Plus his episodes are just fun! (notable episodes: “LARP and the Real Girl,” “Fan Fiction,” “Baby”)

Meredith Glynn: writer since season 12, has worked closely with Bobo during their seasons together. She and Bobo cowrote “The Future,” which is the mixtape episode, so she has been taken in by deancas fans haha. She also wrote the episode where Cas makes the deal with the Empty, so it’s pretty safe to say she and Bobo had worked on the deancas plotline together :) She’s also liked some deancas-related tweets on twitter, so she’s being subtly supportive (notable episodes: “Regarding Dean,” “The Future” with Robert Berens, “Byzantium”)

Davy Perez: writer since season 12 (a lot of the ones I’ve mentioned are, since this is when Dabb became showrunner and made changes in the writers room). His episodes tend to either be horror or bizarre. I mention him because he’s responsible for episodes like “Stuck in the Middle (With You)” (Cas’ first “I love you”) and “Tombstone” (aka Brokebacknatural lmao). I don’t know much about him otherwise, but that’s why he’s brought up usually (notable episodes: “Stuck in the Middle (With You),” “Tombstone,” “Atomic Monsters”)

hopefully this helps, and hopefully I didn’t forget about anyone major. There have been a LOT of people behind the scenes so it’s hard to say who to include. Like, I didn’t mention Jerry Wanek, Jim Michaels, Kim Manners, Thomas J. Wright, or others who might be mentioned from time to time.

[bi-mirandalawson]

5, 6, 13, 15 & 31 for now? owo

REALLY LONG BC I LIKE THESE QUESTIONS SO IM ANSWERING THEM FOR ALL FIVE INQUISITORS 

5 i already answered 

6. Who did they romance and why?

cirhys romanced sera bc sera swooped in and stole her heart like so many breeches. she is so funny and she keeps cirhys from taking everything too seriously. she thinks sera is noble, and deserves more respect than she gets for all the work she does with the jennies and with the inquisition.

mellona romanced iron bull and also blackwall. she respects iron bull bc he is a good leader and they work together. bc he shows that he can be trusted. blackwall she really is only attracted to after she sees his dynamic with iron bull. they are like the three musketeers ?? she sees him as a good guy who is motivated by what is right. and she thinks he is very upfront with her (lmao) and she values that. 

rivaas romanced dorian bc hes So Fucking Charming. he’s witty and funny and always has a quip about everything and rivaas fucking loves it. they have really good Banter. rivaas really falls in love when he starts to see the softer more emotional side of dorian.

ev romanced josephine bc she’s so pretty. she’s pretty and smart and so good at The Game and diplomacy in general and she works so hard all the time and the way her hair falls around her face ?? ev first flirted with her bc she was pretty and after getting to know her better, she could literally spend all day talking about things she likes about josephine. 

romelos romanced solas because i wanted her to suffer he is smart and soft spoken mostly and she actually swooned the first time he did the rhyming thing. because he was there from the beginning and he saved her life. because she values his perspective and knowledge. because they talk for hours about magic and the fade. because he helps her make sense of things. 

13. What did they thing of Solas?

cirhys is indifferent ?? she is grateful for his advice and knowledge, and of course, for the fact that he saved her life after the conclave. but personally she doesn’t care much about him ?? trespasser is an awful surprise and it hurts but only bc she thinks its her fault for not realizing who he is and what he wanted to do. 

mellona does Not like him. she thinks he is full of himself and talks too much. she likes people who are straightforward and he always takes so fucking long to say anything and she’s so tired of talking to him. (my first mellona playthru is the only playthru where i got the chance to punch him)

rivaas likes him. he actually specializes in fade magic bc of solas. he sees him as a friend and mentor. likes the meandering conversations with him. not best friends but enough for him to take it personally when he finds out the truth in trespasser

ev considers him one of her closer friends. he reminds her of rivaas except older and not as ?? friendly ???? she likes his companionship bc he is pretty much always available to talk. takes his betrayal Super Personally and is really angry and hurt about it for a long time. she tells herself that she will stop him by any means necessary but i dont know if she actually would. 

romelos is in love with him. tragically. after the bit with the vallaslin she kind of has to hate him for a while to get over her hurt and not let it consume her or distract her (and she hates that bc thats what solas told her - to harden her heart to a cutting edge and use the pain) trespasser fucking hurts because she thought she was super over him and moved on with her life but she starts putting together the pieces and by the time solas shows up she Knows and she’s starting to understand why he left her like that but she has so many questions and feels so guilty because she should have been able to change his mind and also why wasn’t she good enough to change his mind. she also wants to think that she will stop him by any means necessary but she wants to try to save him. she doesn’t want to kill him unless she has to. 

15. Our of the followers/companions, who are they most comfortable around?

other than romances ?? 

cirhys’ best friend is iron bull and she adores cole. other than sera, they’re the ones she spends the most time with and feels most herself around. 

for mellona its iron bull blackwall and vivienne. maybe with a side of dorian. she isn’t really ‘comfortable’ around anyone else? she keeps everyone at a distance and these are really the only people she gets close to in any meaningful way. 

for rivaas its cassandra. solas a little but he feels like he can’t quite relax around solas ? he feels like he needs to sit up straight and make eye contact when they’re talking and shit. but he loves hanging around cassandra (especially when its him and cassandra and dorian omg they’re all bffs its great) 

ev is most comfortable around sera and blackwall. sera especially. blackwall is a little intimidating to hang out with at first just bc he practically kisses the ground u walk on and she doesn’t want that all the time but with sera he can let himself let loose and ev can leave all the inquisitor stuff behind. 

romelos is most comfortable around iron bull. she is practically a charger t b h. (hey if sera can make you a red jenny then iron bull should make you a charger ??) she feels more accepted with them than with anyone else. she doesn’t worry about disappointing them or not working hard enough or whatever. 

31. Did they let Solas kill the mages?

so only ev and romelos got close enough for him to even come to them with that problem ?? 

ev lets him kill them bc she thinks they deserve it tbh. 

romelos stops him because she doesn’t want to be accomplice to a murder. and she thinks they’ve been scared enough to learn their lesson and not do that shit again. 

[dyoniisus]

ajsjs I just answered all the evens would you be willing to answer all the odds 👀

ILL ANSWER ALL THE ODDS1. Your first OC ever?

oh gosh! Hmmmmmmm I think it was a Percy Jackson OC lmao like..... Like a camper? I think her name was Cassandra.

3. Have you ever adopted a character or gotten a character from someone else?

No, I haven't I think!

5. If you could make only one of your OCs popular/known, who would it be?

OH GOD hmmmm!!! I am not sure? Maybe Mushi, my Cleric.

7. Are your OCs part of any story or stories?

I got two OC’s that are in DND campaigns right now!I got Mushi, a Sheikah Cleric who is trying to save the world, and Maxwell Thorne, a Human Rigger for a Shadowrun game I just started! He wants to be the best racer in the world.

(I also got inquisitors from Dragon Age)

9. Would you ever be willing to give any of your OCs to someone else?

no..... they are my bb’s

11. Is there any OC of yours you could describe as a "sunshine"? 

(already answered!)

13. Do you have any troublemaker OCs? 

I got an Female Mage Elf Inquisitor named Ellena who is buddy buddy with Sera! Tho she don't quite understand or come up with the pranks herself, its very fun for her to just let loose and have fun. Her and Sera could not be any more different however, so that is why I love their friendship. Also Mushi, who worships a trickster god and just played her first prank on the party!

Also Rarity, my Trifling OC! He is a troublemaker at heart.

15. Do you like to talk about your OCs with other people?

Yes! I love talking about my OC’s and hearing about others!

17. Any OC OTPs? 

Jangle and Minnie best friends for LYFE

(Also Mushi with her girlfriend Wolf, who is another person in her party (not my character)) 

19. Introduce an OC that means a lot to you (and explain why)

I got an OC named Ami. Ami I wrote for a story that myself and my friends back home all share. Ami... She is a very complex character. Her design is one of my favorites, but I haven't drawn her in a long time. She means a whole lot to me because when I think about her, I think about my friends.

21. Your most artistic OC

Probs Leo, my Male Mage Elf Inquisitor?

23. Introduce OC that has changed from your first idea concerning what the character would be like?

Jangle! When I first drew him he was short, kinda impish, prankster joker, easy to anger, fiery. But he ended up instead tall, lanky, extremely kind and loving, 

25. The OC that resembles you the most (same hobby, height, shared like/dislike for something etc?)

my Ex-courser Minnie probs looks the most like me? But the one who is most like me mentally is my Female Quinari Rogue Inquisitor Camilla

27. Any OCs that were inspired by a certain song? 

.... Nope?!

29. Which one of your OCs would go investigate an abandoned house at night without telling anyone they're going?

Maxwell my Rigger would do that because he is a 20 year old fool who only knows cars. Dumb boy I love him that fool.

31. Pick one OC of yours and explain what their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything really)

Imma pick Inquisitor Leo because he has a very strong aesthetic.

He would reblog only aesthetic posts - colors like gold, green, warm oranges, beaches, palms, 80′s anime, fashion, makeup, and also post about how much he loves his boyfriend (Romanced Dorian)

33. Your shyest OC?

Inquisitor Ellena was the shyest. Was. 

She romanced Solas. After... what happens with Solas, she got mad. And vocal.35. Any sibling characters? 

Nope! I have OC’s with siblings, but they are just... there.

(Mushi has the most siblings)

37. Introduce an OC who is not quite human 

...

Minnie - Synth

Jangle, Felix and Zigmund - Ghoul

Leo and Ellena - Elf

Camilla - Quinari

Mushi - Sheikah

Ami - “Basically Faunus” (Human with animal quirks (she got a tail))

Rarity - Teifling

Bazar - Orc

39. Introduce any character you want 

LEMME TELL U ABOUT RARITY AND BAZAR

they are BOYFRIENDSthey are CUTEthey TREASURE HUNT TOGETHER ON THE SEASthey are SO VERY GOOD AND I LOVE THEM?Rarity was a CONCUBINE FOR A KINGthat king was killed!! And the kingdom taken over by a new, awful, mean king! Rarity escaped!!!!! but got captured by bandits because he was being dumb lmao. Bazar is a treasure hunt3er who sails the seas to find treasure for the guild he is a part of! and his crew found these bandits and killed them, and saw this teifling and were like “lets save him I guess” and Rarity convinced them to take him to the next port town, in exchange he worked on the boat then Bazar fell in love with him and convinced him to stay with him, and work with him as a treasure hunter and I love the two of them SO FUCKING MUCH.

41. Has anyone drawn fanart of your OCs? If yes, maybe show a picture or two here (remember sources & permissions!)

Yes, but I don't think I got any on hand!?!?!?!?!?!? Not on this laptop at least

43. Do you have any certain type when you create your OCs? Do you tend to favour some certain traits or looks? It's time to confess

I like making my OC’s have cool hair!!! Its my weakness!!!

45. A character you no longer use?

I don't touch my Ghoul OC’s very often anymore, but I still love them with my whole heart and soul. None that I like.... “Don't Use”

47. Has anyone ever (friendly) claimed any of your OCs as their child? 

probably!

49. Which one of your OCs would most likely enjoy memes

Leo probs lmao.

[daihell]

Ohh I hope it's not too late to ask but what are Elden's thoughts on some of his companions? You can choose who to talk about and you can also give your own thoughts on some faves too if you like! ^^

Thank you so much for the question! I tried to talk about everyone bc why not, so I’m putting this under a cut for length.

Josephine - she and Elden are really good friends and get along great. She helps him a lot with political stuff and tbh he’d be pretty lost without her. Also, (bc I’m a little in love with her and want to write some stuff for her lol) Elden’s sister ends up marrying her so she becomes his sister in law!

Vivienne - They bond over the “there has to be a better solution than templars” comment and the fact that she was one of the first to comfort him over Haven so they end up as friends. She encourages him to become a Champion and helps him a lot with his public image. Elden would also be lost without her lol. (She’s kinda the mom friend to Elden I think lol)

Leliana - Elden definitely encourages her softer side and they bond over their desire to change the Chantry and make it more about helping people. They end up pretty close too.

Cullen - They get along pretty well and Elden really respects him as a leader.

Cassandra - they are both pretty like-minded and end up good friends, sparring, going on runs together, and loaning each other cheesy romance novels.

Varric - I think they’re both very compassionate people so they also ends up good friends. Elden really looks up to him and tbh Varric is always looking out for him, checking up on how he’s doing, stuff like that, so they end up really close.

Sera - Sera really makes him feel like a person, not an icon, and Elden really respects what she’s doing and does his best to help. They end up kinda like siblings.

Iron Bull - I feel bad because at first I loved Bull, but then fandom happened and then he kept randomly saying gross things, so now I don’t really bring him anywhere. I think Elden’s relationship is kinda similar? They’re friends and respect each other, but they aren’t super close. I guess Bull is like that friend you like and will go out drinking with every now and then, but you don’t hang out every day. Mostly this is the case because I still haven’t figured out how Elden deals with the fact that he flirts with his boyfriend after they’re together. Sorry Bull, I’ll figure you out eventually, but until then you’re just kinda in the background.

Blackwall - They were friends and sparred a lot, but I think Elden had sort of an idealized idea of who Blackwall was so they never really got super close. Tbh Elden probably made him uncomfortable. After the reveal, Elden was fairly understanding, but when Blackwall essentially says the Inquisition, and Elden specifically, could end up doing exactly what he had done, and Elden is absolutely horrified. It really shook him. He’s overly concerned with every implication his actions could have as leader and the idea that he could stop caring and use this all for personal gain and hurt people is deeply upsetting. They get back on friendly terms eventually, but they’re never really super close.

Cole - Elden ends up with kind of a sibling relationship with him. He likes Cole a lot and kinda finds being around him soothing. They are both sort of desperate to help people so they get along well. Also, Cole is aro/ace (fight me bioware) and so is Elden’s older sister so he feels a little extra protective

Solas - they were kinda friends, although Solas always sort of seemed to keep Elden at a distance. And his comments of “you aren’t like other humans” really rubbed him the wrong way. But in the end, they were supposed to be friends and Elden doesn’t understand why Solas is doing this. I mean, Elden saw himself and Dorian in a lot of what Solas said (mythal trying to stand up against corruption and getting killed sounds an awful lot like something that could happen to Dorian tbh) and while Elden wants to convince him to stop because of their past, he feels betrayed and will not hesitate to kill Solas for endangering the people he cares about.

Thank you for the question, I hope I didn’t forget anyone! (I almost left solas out oops lol) and I mean, I left out Dorian, but that’s just because I assume you all get how Elden feels about him at this point lmao

[cloudmonstachopper]

Chiimquisitor Shenanigans

The epic tale of GARDENING PARTNERS IN CRIMMMMMMMME (literally lmao)

So blackwall just like. Straightup. Disappeared. To go to an execution???? And Chiim is just like blackwall come baaaaack what will I do without my gARDENING PARTNER IN BEEF?????

Blackwall: I’m not blackwall! Chiim: GASP (also explains why he didn’t hear/answer the ‘calling’) BUT GASP

Chiim: *wanders by storekeeper on way to prisons* Storekeep: make your purchase quickly, please. They say you are...... disruptive. Chiim: You know, this is why I hate Orlesians, ya damn right I’ll be disruptive cause Y’ALL ARE ASSHOLES Chiim: I mean what who said that

Chiim: ....hey, blackwall Blackwall: I’m not blackwall Chiim: then how about... friend? Blackwall: I lied to you Chiim: doesn’t change the fact taht you’re my friend. I’m friends with Leliana, and Varric, too, and they lie ALL the time (to me, even!)

Blackwall: I’m a traitor and a coward and a MONSTER Chiim: the GUY WHO PLANTS GIANT TURNIPS WITH ME ISN’T A MONSTER. Unless you think I’m a monster. Which i guess you could. We can be monsters together, then. Monsters don’t have to be bad. Not always.

Blackwall: (looks at Chiim and sees how their men trust them, but also how Chiim really isn’t fond of Orlesians, the game, the lies) Blackwall: I embody all of those things you hate, how can you be so kind to me, love me as a brother???? Chiim: clearly you’re having a crisis, and as your brother in arms, it is my duty and PLEASURE to HELP YOU THROUGH IT GDI Chiim: *gently* I can’t lose my gardening partner, buddy

Josie: so, Cullen, ur gettin love letters from ladies from the ball Cullen: BURN THEM Leliana: ohooooo, no, give them to me, this sounds JUICE I mean useful to the inquisition? Cullen: LELIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Leliana: oh hush you, just stand there and look pretty ;D Chiim: I love my family. Especially when they act like siblings. Amazing.

Chiim, adventuring with Leliana: you’ve been here before? Leliana: Yeah, it’s where I met Justinia. She was just Mother Dorothea back then Chiim: well... what are we lookin’ for? Leliana: heh, straight to business, inquisitor. That’s why I like you (she looks so charmed)

Natalia: *shows up* Chiim: SUSSPEEEEEEEECT Natalia: forgive me, my lord, for not recognizing you earlier Chiim: I’d rather not be recognized, though it’s kind of a tough gig when you’ve got horns and a glowy fade hand. Please don’t call me my lord, Inquisitor is fine. Natalia: oh, oh I see. *goes back to chatting with Leliana* Chiim: hmmm maybe she’s ok

Leliana: *opens secret passageway, immediately puts blade to natalia’s throat* Chiim: *in reality is shocked but plays along* ohoooo SHE WAS PLAYIN UUUUU THE WHOOOLE TIME AND U DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

So Chiim gives Natalia a chance to join the inquisition. Not only does she refuse (understandable) she INSULTS LELIANA (UNFORGIVABLE). You just don’t go insulting Chiim’s found family. YOU. JUST. DON’T. (those people end up dead. fast.) (Chiim is ruthless when someone insults their found family. There’s a reason they’re an assassin.)

Chiim: *returns to skyhold* people are calling me your worship again it’s so uncomfortable *ick face*

Chiim: wanna go take out a dragon? Bull: Y E S Sera: Y E S Solas: do I have to? Chiim: Yes Chiim: *going through giant area to reach dragon* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Chiim: *breaks for stealth* ahhhhhhh

Bull: So Solas. You go into the fade ON PURPOSE when you dream? just to.... hang out? Solas: yup, pretty much, exactly that.

Chiim: DRAGON KILLING TIME.... right after..... I go to the Hinterlands to buy this grenade recipe Chiim: which I’ll do... after doing some war table things.... Chiim: I also have some light gardening to tend to.... Chiim: oh yes I also have a perk to spend Chiim: oh yeah I ought to beef up these tonics too..... Chiim: ok now that we’ve done allllllllllllllll of that. We can go buy that recipe. And then beef up that grenade. And THEN fight the dragon. Sera: it’s like being dragged with your mother shopping, with the promise of candy at the end s i g h

Dorian: I thought you’d go to weishaput with Hawke, Varric? ... though Weishaput is awful, everyone’s so serious and no one can take a piss Varric: *sigh* Hawke would be there. Dorian: haha we all know how fun Hawke is Varric: no, really. Mishka’s a hoot and a half. We’d have a grand old time. Mostly taking the piss outta everyone else. It’d be amazing.

The noise Solas makes when he jumps is the MOST PATHETIC THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OKAY

Chiim: I’m gonna judge him. *steels self* I’M GONNA GET MY GARDENING PARTNER B A C K DAMMIT Blackwall: you did this!!! THROUGH CRIME!!! YOU’RE JUST AS BAD AS I AM NOW Chiim: Blackwall I was either gonna get u back by being a sneaky sneakypants or get u back by storming the castle would u r e a l l y have preferred I Killed people in this process dammit???? Blackwall: no, you should have left me there! (or gotten Josie to pull strings tho I still woulda been sour) Chiim: I DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU Chiim: *offers freedom so he can redeem himself, blackwall pledges himself to the inquisition* Chiim: DAMMIT. I AM GOING TO HUG YOU. I AM GOING TO HUG YOU SO DAMN HARD. MY BELOVED GARDENING PARTNER IS BACK WHETHER HE WANTED IT OR NOT, STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE TO URSELF BLACKWALL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE LOVE YOURSELF EVEN A LITTLE BIT

Chiim @ randomass masked orlesians hangin around in the gardens: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY PLANTS, ASSHOLES

Chiim: sup dorian Dorian: the chiimquisitor’s work is never done without me, it seems Chiim: *worried that they’re bugging dorian so much and being a burden or not self-sufficient* I.... should go.... Dorian: *winks* try not to kill anyone without me (please)! Chiim: *feeling significantly reassured* okay!

Sera really has a good friendship with Blackwall. During gardening sessions she likes to camp out up in one of the trees, eating some fruit (and pelting berries down at newcomers to the secret garden). It’s great.

The invisible market stall is now visible. The rumors aren’t sure what to make of this. Chiim just rolls with it, pretends absolutely NOTHING has changed (secretly they’re slightly perplexed but it’s coo’, it’s coo’)

Chiim: *enters great hall* Randomass orlesians: *disrespecting blackwall* Chiim: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HALL, ASSHOLES

BLACKWALL’S NEW CARD IS BADASS also Chiim totally calls him their gardening partner in crime now. Blackwall doesn’t find it amusing. Literally everyone else does tho. (Blackwall’s secretly a little fond of it.)

Chiim: GET IN THE BOAT, KIDS Chiim: WE’RE GOING DRAGON HUNTING Bull: oh boy, today is the BEST DAY

Chiim: oh. Electricity dragon. Viv’s electricity and I brought her with me. Welp I’m just gonna charge into this dragon all reckless like. And see what happens. Chiim, literally the entire battle: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK Vivienne: *dragon dies* Smells a bit of dead fish, don’t you think, my dear? Chiim: *panting heavily, like their life depends on it, still stabbing the corpse frantically, gasping* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK- oh mAH GOD WE DID IT Get back to skyhold and Varric looks at them like “FUCK what happened to YOU GUYS” (they’re all limping heavily and dorian is just totally COVERED in blood. Viv mostly looks the same, except she is nOTICABLY disheveled so you KNOW shit went down) Bull: *holds giant skull aloft* WE KILLED A DRAGON AND I GET TO KEEP IT Krem: NO BULL, IT WON’T FIT IN UR ROOM Krem: not with the others already there, at least Bull: I’M STARTING UP A COLLECTION Chiim: well I mean there’s only like three dragons left so idk if you’re only starting just NOW that’s kinda sad Bull: good point, good point. Can we buid a hall for me to house my skulls in to gaze at them lovingly? Cassandra: we are NOT doing that Dorian: idk cassandra, it sounds like a delightful idea to me Chiim: I mean, I have my agrden, why can’t the boys have their hall of dragon skulls? Cassandra: I can’t believe YOU’RE the person I made the inquisitor

People in the hall: your worship Chiim: *hands over ears, screaming* STOP CALLING ME THAT AHHHHHHHHH *runs from the room*

Bull: There’s our dragon! *v proud* Sera: Oh wow, that’s a BIG one <33

Addendum: I realize, after having been shown some other things for context, that Chiim’s reaction to Blackwall was underwhelming. For that, I offer: Chiim: well. I mean. It’s WEIRD. But you’re still you???????? the person I know is cool???? so I’m keeping you. Whether you approve or not. Chiim: so get in the fuckin wagon, blackwall Chiim: We’re going GARDENING

you are welcome

[moved-to-satoruswaifu]

𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 ! ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

late pocky day satosera drabble! pure fluff ‘n kisses. you probably know the drill. somehow wrote this in two hours lmao ?? maybe finally managed to beat writer's block a little word count: 641

There’s a small box on her lap now. While she was evaluating the latest test of their students (a fun surprise they had decided to do to improve their theoretical knowledge of jujutsu sorcery), it was neatly placed there — the all-too-familiar white package adorned with blue letters begging for as much attention as the one who gave it to her.

“Pocky?”

“Uh-huh. Cookies and cream. Your favourite. Since we committed an awful crime yesterday.”

Sera narrows her eyebrows in visible confusion, but doesn’t get the chance to ask.

“We forgot Pocky Day. It was yesterday,” Satoru quickly explains.

Ah.

A giggle escapes Sera. She’s certainly not one to easily remember these types of special occasions, and neither is Satoru. Anniversaries and birthdays? Yes. Anything else? Not really.

Picking up the box, she swiftly opens it to reveal the bag filled with Pocky inside. Her husband is already sitting on the couch next to her, watching all too gleefully while Sera tears it open and pulls out one of the chocolate-covered biscuit sticks.

“So you wanna make up for it now?”

“We have to, baby! What kind of a married couple would we be if we didn’t?” Satoru cries out in exaggeration, placing a hand over his heart, as if the very thought physically pains him. His wife, on the other hand, just smiles and bites into the sweet treat — causing the sorcerer to gasp.

“Sera? Are you rejecting me?”

It is difficult for Sera not to smile at the feigned hurt dripping from his words, a marvellous and playful act that Satoru puts on to entertain them both. Of course, she plays along.

“What if I am?

“My wife!?” Satoru gasps this time. “My precious little wife who I love more than anything else in the entire world? Rejecting her amazing and utterly devoted husband?”

As if to prove her words, Sera takes one more bite of the Pocky, before her husband pouts at her. Yet Satoru is already leaning in, closer and closer — wrapping an arm around his wife’s waist to close the remaining space between them.

“What have I done to deserve this cruel punishment?”

“Well, you forgot about Pocky Day, for a start.”

Placing one end of what remains of the Pocky between her lips, Sera looks up at Satoru, the faintest hint of pink dusting her cheeks. Even after already spending several Pocky Days together, her heart still skips tiny beats in anticipation when Satoru wraps his own lips around the other end of the treat. Knowing the effect this has on his wife, Satoru can’t help but smile, before nibbling away as fast as he can.

With a noise of protest — a silent “at least give me a chance!” — Sera races right towards him, only for their lips to meet somewhere in the middle. Both of them giggle into the kiss, like lovesick teenagers who have just shared their first one, and remain connected for a few moments longer. Satoru is the first to pull away, if only to snicker and proclaim his victory.

“That was clearly a draw!” Sera argues, ever amused at his antics, already pulling out the next Pocky. Satoru tilts his head to the side.

“Oh yeah? I think you’re just a sore loser, wifey~”

She’s the one who is pouting now, and Satoru, visibly eager to start their next round, pulls Sera even closer so that they are hip to hip. Sera's hands come to rest on his chest, determination flickering in her honey-brown eyes.

But again, Satoru makes sure to win, reaching Sera’s lips in nothing more than three bites.

“You’re no fun, 'toru,” she whines after their second kiss, only to be kissed again…

“Sorry, ‘m just too eager to get my kisses…”

…and again…

“Mhm... Satoruuu…”

…and again.

“I don’t need Pocky as an excuse to kiss you~”