#hc that Pitts have weak urethra

[boylookatyoulookingatme]

Dead poets characters as things my classmates said:

Charlie: i wasn't mean to Cameron for ten minutes!

Chris: i'm proud of you...?

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Tina: i have new an idea for book!

Gloria: did you finish the last one?

Tina: no... But i'm working on it!

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Neil, to Todd: you are my little monkey<3

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Meeks: i wasn't here for an hour and Charlie is drinking water with cinnamon, salt, sugar and pepper. Neil is playing with plastic bottle and Ginny is violent to Chet, bcs he drinked her cola. Cool.

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Tina, to Knox: do you wanna die?

Knox: no...?

Tina: oh, i wanted kill that character :(

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Charlie: i would let him fuck me to death and *something very spicy but i don't remember what*

Todd: there's things you can't say aloud

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Ginny: he's fucker, it's good you broke up with him. *Very aloud*

Chris: don't you wanna scream that?

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Neil: Withman or Neruda?

Todd: ... Neruda

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Pitts: oh, shit, i need pee

Meeks: again?

Pitts: i have weak urethra!