#hc anon

[ronancebyler]

Ronance cuddling headcanons?

apologies for this taking so long, im an ao3 author so obviously my life has been filled with several painful experiences and also an inability to sleep :))

their usual cuddling method in bed is facing each other, nancy's cuddling into robin's hair and robin cuddles into nancy's chest or stomach

nancy loves playing with robin's hair as they cuddle

they're so incredibly annoying on movie nights, usually robin is draped over both steve and nancy, so poor steve has to hear the incessant flirting especially since he has robin's head and nancy has the rest of her

nancy fell asleep on her and cuddled into her asleep way too many times before they started dating

even a couple times before she realized she was into robin

"im just comfortable okay, i dont like girls!" she tells herself, nuzzling into robin's shoulder

they definitely sleepy kissed at least once cuddling before they were dating

fucking disasters (i love them)

their first i love you was while on the way to cuddling

nancy princess carried robin one night to their room to cuddle and robin got so flustered she rambled and said it accidentally

nancy almost dropped her

they both love whispering sweet stuff into each others ears while cuddling

on occasion one has to wake up before the other for some reason, so they have to slowly maneuver out and leave them with a huge plushie

usually accompanied with an "i had to go, love you <3" note

softest amount of kisses all over each other while cuddling, usually drowsy

thats all i have for today! ik this isnt as big as my other headcanon posts lmao i hope you dont mind <3

[karineverse]

I have returned with a new Errink headcanon! This one involving the fanon Stars vs Bad Sanses while thing

Yeah Ink and Error are there and ready to fight, yeah they fight eachother... until they're out of sight

Then they just sit down and hang out until one of them is needed, gets even better since Ink just paints marks on both of them to make it look like they were fighting.

And if you wanna add a ship component to it, then on top of the previous talking and hang out; one of them lays their head in the other's lap while talking (preferably Error laying his head in Ink's since he's fine w/ contact he initiated in canon), and maybe like a peck or two... mostly because they're obviously fighting and talking and don't have time to do anything else!

- HC anon

Hello I'm in love with this

They should make out sloppy style/silly

[shiroisotto64]

HELLOOO happy chaos anon here again, how do you think he'd react to his gf who's sick?

This is a good one!

Very unserious, yet caring?? He caught onto the fact that you were under the weather at the first few symptoms..believe it or not he’s very observant of you, so he notices small changes very quickly.

He tried to sway you to rest and drink some tea casually before you even realized. But once you fully went down he found it amusing. He’s never seen you in such a weak state before he couldn’t help himself! Yes he took pictures, yes he drew on your face after you passed you and yes he wouldn’t leave you alone.

Yet despite all of his annoyances at least he did his job. Happy chaos is really good at taking your mind off things. He’s even good at making and coming up with natural medicine, it could be due to how old he is yes or maybe it’s just a skill he picked up. The only downside is his forgetfulness.

I can definitely see happy chaos forgetting to give you your medicine on time, so you’ll have to remind him! But besides that he’s on-top of it. When he sees you caked in sweat he’s quick to run you a bath and is surprisingly gentle when washing you. He even lit candles! And he doesn’t care about getting sick so you get cuddles whenever.

The only other down side I could see is him not wanting to feed you canned food. He hates chicken noddle soup so he’ll order you fast food or somethin. Good luck.

[chishiyashoodie]

Are you ready for the smuttiest thing I’ve written so far? I tried to make it short and cut out on details but oh well. VERY NSFW. /awkward feeling hc anon

Chishiya loves to tease you and constantly tries to come up with new things. One of his favourite ideas was coming home after a long day and as you went up to him to say hello he immediately pushed you up against a wall and started kissing you. Starting with your mouth but soon moving to your neck, slowly making his way down to your shoulder and up again. When he reached your ear he whispered

”I want to fuck you so slow that it’s morning when I’m done with you”

Before you could even let out a gasp he pushed his lips against yours again and grabbed your waist before moving you towards your dinner table. He did quick work of getting your shirt and bra off. With his eyes glued on your body, his hands were all over your stomach and chest, feeling every part of you, making your skin burn under his touch. He was loving the way he left goosebumps from the soft touches and how you sounded when he was rougher.

Once at the table he commanded you to sit on it and then went straight on to removing your pants and underwear. He started by running his hands up your thighs and when he reached your hips he dragged you towards him, slowly grinding you up against him. You could feel how hard he was and every part of you wished that he would just hurry up, but you knew all too well that that wasn’t going to happen.

”Lay down and spread your legs for me”.

You did as he asked, layed flat on your back but continued to look at him. His eyes were dark and focused on you but behind them there was always that hint of love that only you got to see. He rewarded you by letting his fingers slowly tracing your slit, stopping on your clit and running circles around it.

”Already this wet” he mumbled. ”I can’t wait to feel it all over me”

You answered with a groan and tried to grind against his hand but he immediately removed it from you and gave you an amused look.

”So needy. Are you sure you just want my fingers y/n? Because I was planning on fucking you, but I guess if it’s just fingers that you want you can do it yourself”

Your face must have looked horrified because he let out a small laugh.

”Don’t worry. I’m not letting you do that, not today anyway. Stay still for me”

He didn’t have patience to remove all of his clothes, just pushing down his pants and pulling himself out of them. He was done with waiting and pushed up against you, loving the way your inhaled sharply as soon as you felt him.

”Can I?” As cruel as he could be with the teasing, he always made sure that you gave him consent before entering you. And with a small ’yes’ and a nod from you he pushed his way inside.

It always felt like the first time again. Your body opening up to him, shaping itself around him, taking him in so well. You forgot to breathe, to think. All you could focus on was how he felt inside you. As he bottomed out he let out a shaky breath, the only indication that he was feeling the same way. Then he started.

He wasn’t lying about going slow. He moved so slow that you could feel every bit of him sliding in and then back out, so far that you almost thought he’d slip out but he never did. His eyes were glued on you, staring with that intensity that he showed ever since you caught his eyes for the first time. It seemed so long ago now.

Your breathing was becoming faster and your hands found his gripping your waist. It felt so good. He felt so good. But that slow pace were driving you insane. You wanted him to hurry up, to fuck you like there was no tomorrow. Deep, hard and fast. At least faster than this. But as soon as you started begging for it you knew that you fucked up.

”You sound so pretty when you beg” his words were almost a whisper, like a breath escaping his lips. ”But I told you that I won’t do that. I bet you can come around me like this. I don’t need to fuck you harder. Just look at you. You’re so wet and clenching around me. I don’t even need to touch you, do I? I wonder if I could get you to come without even moving”

That last sentence made you frown and plead to him to not stop. All it did was earn you another small laugh, but thankfully he didn’t stop moving.

Then he leaned down over you and started leaving kisses everywhere he could reach. You got to run your hands through his hair and let your legs lock around his back, trying to push him back in faster. His pace never faltered. He continued going slow enough to make your head spin. At this point you were starting to feel that warm feeling in the pit of your stomach and you knew that you were getting close. A part of you didn’t want to give him the satisfaction of getting you to come like this but most of your brain couldn’t care less and wanted one thing and one thing only - to come around him and hopefully get him to come too. Well, at least you got one of two wishes to come true. As you were about to reach your climax Chishiya stood up straight again and continued to just watch you.

”Fuck, it’s only been a few minutes and you’re already about to come, aren’t you” You could hear the strain in his voice. He wasn’t unaffacted by this either. And when you did come, closing your eyes and arching your back so much it hurt, you could hear him let out a small ’haah’-sound, one of the few sounds he couldn’t help but to make when he felt good. When you opened your eyes again, panting and shaking, he had that infuriating smirk on his lips while he was staring right back at you. Leaning down, placing a kiss right next to your ear, he whispered:

”I guess I was right, huh? Now let’s see how many you can give me. I’m not even close to being done with you yet”

Guuuurl

[anti-endo-polyfragculture]

Polyfrag culture is trying to ask for a more precise headcount beyond what you know and explicitly being told No (like it’d overwhelm me) 😭 like BROOOOO THAT AINT A GOOD SIGN LMFAO

— HC

Polyfrag culture is...

The complete shutdown 💀 my condolences /lhj

[losergendered]

ID: a set of two images. the first is of q84 from hello charlotte with a white outline in front of a flag splice of hir listed identities. the second is a blank flag splice. END ID

Q84 is an intersex transfeminine boygirl velaurian who uses shi/hir pronouns! Shi has schizophrenia, ASPD, NPD and BPD!

For HC anon!

[myreygn]

hi hi!! hc anon back with more chaotic hc’s!!

i saw a lot of ppl in the fandom making fun of sanemi for his lack of eyebrows and now have a hc that all the hashira (aside from rengoku) enjoy teasing him and use rengoku as an example of “nice eyebrows”. obanai specifically finds it hilarious to tease sanemi and says that even genya has better eyebrows than him which actually makes sanemi want to punch obanai (he refrains from doing so but he swears one of these days, he will punch obanai for the eyebrow comments) sanemi has secretly had it out for rengoku ever since. however, rengoku is blissfully unaware of the fact everyone’s making fun of sanemi and that sanemi secretly holds a grudge against him all cuz of his eyebrows. he does notice sanemi glaring at him from a distance but doesn’t bother to figure out why 🤣

with the demons however, douma gets teased for his eyebrows by everyone. it all started cuz douma was arguing with enmu about his sense of fashion which enmu called “ugly” and douma asked rui what he thought since all rui did was stare at him. all rui said was “huh? i’m sorry, i wasn’t listening to what was going on between you and enmu. i was too distracted by whatever is going on with your eyebrows. i think you need to ask daki to help with those things.” which sent all the demons into fits of laughter (even kokushibo was laughing) douma was offended cuz he does his eyebrows himself but when gyokko added his opinion, enmu roasted gyokko and said “gyokko, you have no eyebrows to speak of. you shouldn’t be making fun of douma for his.” and rui added “sorry gyokko, douma’s eyebrows may have some issues but it looks better than whatever you have going on” and it left gyokko fuming while the others all were on the floor laughing. rui and enmu stood proud however to have roasted 2 upper rank demons 😭💀

and that’s all for now! have a good day/night!!

IT'S YOU! :D hello good to see you here and sorry for the wait, i had to scrape up the motivation to answer - hope you're doing alright! ^^

ahh yes sanemi and his infamous lack of eyebrows... luckily anime men don't need eyebrows to appease me *gives tengen a kiss on the forehead*

but the hashira making fun of him for it and rengoku being absolutely unaware of the whole thing?? please that's hilarious 😭 he just assumes that it's normal for sanemi to look at people's eyebrows instead of actually making eye contact and he decides not to question it because knowing sanemi, it's probably rooted in something deeply traumatic. he also doesn't think it's weird that sanemi calls him 'eyebrows' because sanemi probably has a nickname for everyone, he's heard him call tomioka 'babe' before after all. he's also working on blinking even less and having his eyes seem even bigger; sanemi told him once "i can't even see your fucking eyes under all of those fucking eyebrows" and he knows that sanemi has some trouble with his vision so making his eyes more visible would be the considerate thing to do (sanemi hasn't commented on it yet tho, maybe he needs to put in more effort)

also may i just add a sentence i immediately thought of from All the splintered light that leaked by quarter_life-crisis, one of my favorite fics where sanemi giyuu tengen and rengoku get super drunk and sanemi does this:

ENMU AND RUI ROASTING THE UPPER MOONS HELP 💀 what are the odds akaza and daki encouraged them to just let it all out and enmu decided to just go for it. rui didnʼt want to immediately jump in too but then he got so distracted by the eyebrows and he just blurted it out, he couldn't help himself.

(the gyokko roast was completely intentional tho, none of them have respect for fucking gyokko 😌)

when douma won't stop whining akaza offers to help and then proceeds to blow douma's head off when he accepts the help ("stop whining i fixed your eyebrows") and then muzan walks in on gyokko akaza douma and kaigaku fighting while roasting each other's appearances (no way there's a fight going on and kaigaku isn't getting involved) and after kokushibo told him what's going on muzan secretly awards enmu and rui bonus points in his mind for insulting douma.

[wispscribbles]

I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

[retquits]

ms abigail stardew valley 💜

[demonic0angel]

DC X DP: the Flash family keep messing with time travel. Clockwork keeps making the Phantom family fix time related problems. These two facts mean that whenever a Phantom sees a Flash, they immediately start throwing hands.

Part 2

Part 3

Bart was crossing the living room quickly when Dani spotted him. In an instant, she transformed and flew across the room to tackle him with a shriek. They both landed on the floor and then they were wrestling like a pair of tantrum-throwing toddlers. Thankfully, neither of them was out to kill, but Cassie stared at them in exasperation.

"C'mon, you guys, again? It's only 8 AM."

Kon flew into the room, pausing at the sight of Dani and Bart fighting on the floor. He had Tim slung over his shoulder as he slowly drifted back to the ground.

"Uhh... are they fighting again?"

Cassie nodded, chewing on her breakfast.

Kon sighed, dumping Tim onto a chair. Tim was snoring and with him still sleeping, Cassie gently placed a piece of waffle into his open mouth with a smirk.

Kon shook his head as he put his hands on his hips. "Why are they always doing this?"

"Something about time travel, missions, and rivalry? And the speed force?" Cassie answered.

Tim sat up, chewed on the piece of waffle that Cassie had put into his mouth, and then mumbled, "It's because when the Flash family use their speed force powers, they mess with the timeline and the Phantoms have to go fix it. It's happened so often that now there's an attack-on-sight for any of the Flash family."

Kon blinked. The other two were still fighting and it seemed as though Dani was winning because she was choking Bart with her elbow.

Everyone ignored it.

"Wait, how do you know about it?" Kon asked.

Tim reached for Cassie's plate for a piece of egg. "Her brother keeps attacking Wally every time they see each other when they visit Dick."

[ddejavvu]

Hii hope you’re doing well, I was wondering if I could request a criminal minds blurb where reader is Penelope’s best friend and they’ve met for lunch in a cafe near Quantico, and reader is telling Penny about this new guy she hooked up with a few nights ago, reader tells Penny how big the guy was and then a few minutes later Spencer walks in and reader is like “P omg that’s the guy!!” And gestures towards Spencer who’s the only person ordering at the counter? I just feel like Penny would be equal parts both shocked and horrified that her sweet innocent boy Spence has a sex life but also that he’s HUNG?? I literally love you and all your Spencer works and I feel like you’d write this perfectly 🫶🫶

this post is 18+, minors dni.

Penelope is absolutely enraptured by the play-by-play you're murmuring to her over the low din of the cafe's patronage. The whirring and grinding of the machines behind the counter only further aid in your attempt to keep your conversation private, and you can smell sweet strawberries on the bubbly blonde when you lean in to give her details.

"And he reached for his fly- ooh, Penny, the way his arms looked," You gush, remembering the thick veins that had corded his bone while he'd wrestled with his belt, "He whipped his belt out of the way, and- stop!" You urge her when she wriggles her brows at you, "He took his pants off, Penny, and I swear to god I've seen thighs thinner than that dick."

Her resulting squeal is much less hushed than you'd managed to keep the rest of your conversation, and you swat at the arm that's not holding her coffee. She gets the message but resorts to stamping her feet beneath the table instead, a repeated clicking that blends in much better with the mechanical whirring of the baristas' handiwork.

"He was so thick, and Jesus- Penny, he was long, too, just big all around," You recall, insides throbbing with a phantom ache at the memory of what you'd taken last night, "I swear he had me seeing stars," You sigh, glancing down at the pale pink ring of lip gloss around the mouth of your cup, "I'd beg him to come over again tonight, but I think I need a week to recover."

"A week," She breathes dreamily, "I could barely feel the last guy I had."

"Oh, I could feel him," You laugh, "It's like I still can, I'm pretty sure he bruised- oh fuck!"

"What?" Penelope's brow dips instantly, concern etched into her pretty features, "What's wrong?"

"It's him," You grip her hand, nails digging into her skin, "It's the guy from last night!"

"Big dick dude?" She asks, and your frantic nod confirms her theory.

She tries to be subtle, bless her, when she turns to see him, but when the only person that she sees standing in line for a drink is her coworker, her brain chugs along slower than normal.

Where's big dick dude?

Oh, Spencer's here!

I don't see big dick dude.

Spencer is-

You're not sure even the most talented actor could ever recreate the sheer horror swimming in her gaze when she turns to face you again. Her eyes are blown wide and her mouth, lined in a pretty fuchsia paste, is downturned in a grimace.

"Please tell me you're not talking about the skinny mess in the sweater vest."

"That's exactly who I'm talking about!" You gush, trying to avoid his gaze lest he thinks you're trying to follow him around, "Penny, isn't he dreamy?"

"That's- oh my god," She recalls your descriptions, thicker than thighs, longer than you've ever seen, "I have to resign."

[ronancebyler]

Platonic Jonbin headcanons?

oh my god being asked to talk about platonic jonbin??? them and platonic edancy are my favorite underrated platonic dynamics so I will use any opportunity to not shut up about them.

heads up! there will be possible rojancy (without romantic jonbin obviously) and possible stonathan and also possible platonic soulmatism stobin because those are things I cannot get out of my skin.

also! these are all in random order and don't have to exist in the same universe as each other or canon. really this is mostly just me cherry picking what parts of canon I like then saying fuck it and going by vibes!

jonathan and robin are both nonbinary but robin is a she/he sort of nonbinary and jonathan is a they/them sort of nonbinary (this will be the pronouns I'll be using throughout this) (if you see me use different pronoun hcs in different posts shut your mouth)

they have matching music tastes. no, not the same music taste, MATCHING music tastes. like it feels like the songs would get along or would be in playlists of two best friend characters. they're also both incredibly passionate about music so they love saying that each other are the "only music tastes I respect even though I don't listen to all of them" like they're such snobs together (robin is joking, jonathan is not)

they do dress like they came from the same cartoon. it's less that they look similar and more like they have a general vibe to them that when put together feels eerily like the same artist drew them

jonathan finds eddie hot and robin is so personally offended by that because eddie is the person he loves making fun of because it's her personal bully victim (affectionate)

"FIRST STEVIE AND NOW EDDIE????" "I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED"

robin and jonathan have opposite tastes in crushes. the singular place it aligns is with nancy wheeler

robin has a thing for people who kind of intimidate her and are incredibly driven/passionate people with a soft side

jonathan has a thing for soft people who love animals and are really kind but with a scary side

"how is she literally perfect????" "i don't even know"

there is something so funny to me about jonathan having a heavy preference for men in their sexuality

"that guy is hot" "he literally looks like he's been dipped in a dumpster what the fuck is wrong with you"

the pattern you're seeing in these headcanons is that they're not similar as much as they are complimentary

robin does jonathans hair. they didn't ask for it, he just showed up to their house with hair products and went "sit down. no you don't have a choice."

this isn't necessarily because she's good at doing hair and more because jonathan's hair texture is just so nice but eventually he gets really good at it

steals each other clothes but will not use it in the same way. jonathan's overwear???? no, that's robin's lasso. robin's shirt???? no, that's jonathan's journal decoration

stonathan with platonic jonbin is so fucking funny and i don't know why more people don't consider this

"MY BEST FRIEND IS FUCKING MY PLATONIC SOULMATE????? oh my god i let them meet is this nepotism" "robin what the fuck" "nonono let her speak"

also platonic soulmates stobin being so welcoming of jonathan my beloved <33

"you stole my best friend and my ex???" "are you actually mad" "no that's funny as fuck you should come for girls nights"

which while we're on that tangent yes jonathan is invited for girls nights yes they are the most girl there no they are not a girl you just don't understand their gender is a candy wrapper at the bottom of a garbage can okay

"I'm infiltrating the secret meetings of all genders." "yes, jonathan, sit down, let me do your nails while robin talks about girls"

jonathan is literally the best person to come to for any crush because while steve will get excited with robin and support his delulu urges jonathan will be dead serious when they say "no she likes you back you dumbass"

when they get flustered from nancy flirting with them they react the exact same, which is they freeze and slowly turn redder

the difference is jonathan goes silent while robin starts talking more to attempt to distract nancy (it doesn't work)

when they panic at the same time their brains temporarily connect so they can yell "oh god fuck oh my god what do we say fuck she's so pretty I'm too gay for this" in each others brains

robin loves her label as being a lesbian very much and he's very connected to it while jonathan could not care less to label their sexuality

"mmm I'm such a lesbian womennnnnn" "have fun with that but also fold your fucking clothes"

they both get each other out of awkward social situations when their token 'knows how to talk to people' buddy isn't there

they also tend to stick to each other when steve is out being sociable in public spaces

as much as i love the idea of steve being robin's beard, i like jonathan as his beard more

people are more intimidated by jonathan for whatever reason so they're less likely to bug them about their relationship

if you're going down the rojancy route, they're dating the same girl so they hang out a lot together anyways so it's a good cover

and if you're going down the stonathan route steve is literally always with robin they can find time to sneak in kisses

"arent you jealous your gf is always with that Harrington kid??" "I'm not even slightly worried i trust her"

robin gets really attached to will and basically becomes will's third sibling

she's also really attached to el so she's ready to bat for the byers family any day of the week

jonathan is the older sister, robin is the older brother, i dont make the rules

(i mean i literally do in this scenario but like the worms in my brain insist)

robin jumps on top of jonathan instead of "hugging"

"hugging is weak we will be commencing a five-step attack plan" "robin."

i now realize how long ive been talking I'll stfu

[karineverse]

When the two met Ink was like "WOAH! I haven't seen you before! You look cool! What's your name Pal?" And Error's just sitting there confused as hell in introvert wondering why a tiny gremlin man found his way into his hou- I mean Anti-Void

Ink, our local outgoing friendly blunt amnivert(?) gremlin eventually adopts Error as his Introverted friend. Ink was very happy when that day happened

So he goes to introduce Error to people, keeping them like 6ft away for Error's comfort since he's a good friend (..even if Error needs to remind him or say some iteration of "6ft apart or 6ft deep" for Ink to be like "Oh yeah-! You don't like that!")

I also imagine Error being pissed at someone that is Ink’s and just glaring daggers at them because idk they wronged him in the past idk, they then ask Ink "Oh Ink who's your friend..?" and Ink's like "Oh! That's just Error, he doesn't bite don't worry"

-HC anon

I love you anon, your headcanons are really nice

Me when people remember they don't canonically hate each other and actually make them hangout... I mean we mentioned before that Error needs a friend right??? Comyet said they would be besites???? C'mon guys make them be sassy besties or old ladies that gossip together or rambling and listening to rambles or just make them kiss as you wish them to. My bad I just love errink like this

[shiroisotto64]

do you take requests for gg? if you do I humbly ask for some happy chaos food, preferably fem reader 👉👈

Yeah! You didn’t really give me specifics so I’ll ramble I guess. 💀

First if he is willing to catch all bugs and spiders! The downside is he keeps them until he gets bored of them. Now you 0.5 seconds to convince him not to squish the bug against the countertop.

He’s not really the protective type…happy chaos likes drama and will watch things unfold, unless your completely incapable of defending yourself he’s the type to watch his girlfriend right until it looks like things are going to far south and he jumps in to break the fight up.

Wouldn’t mind letting you try out makeup on him or doing his nails for the matter. He’s been trapped in the backyard for so long I doubt he’d flip over self care products. Just be aware he WILL be walking around with the look on for an hour at least. He thinks it spices things up! In fact he’d probably randomly bug you to do his nails just to spend time with you.

He doesn’t mind wearing matching clothes but his favorites are the memes and cringy ones! He likes the weird looks you both get.

He’s very affectionate though. Happy chaos wouldn’t think twice about catching his girlfriend if she randomly decided to leap into his arms. He also likes the dramatic display of affection. He’s not the best with words so once again he tends to show it through affection.

[chishiyashoodie]

Worst part is that sometimes they write is as ”first name last name” in the subtitles or western articles so it can get confusing af.

/hc anon

Yeah bc they adapt the names to the western culture (?)

Even when Japanese names are written in the Roman alphabet in Japanese shows, it still shows last name + first name like you can see on Chishiya’s name badge

[iztea]

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