#hbd red pineapple

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Orihime: You gave Renji a word puzzle for his birthday? Ichigo: Yeah! That thing will spell out, "We're going to DISNEYLAND!" Orihime, excitedly: Oooh, that's nice!! Ichigo, very pleased with himself: Right?! I thought so! Rukia, entering the kitchen: Hey, Ichigo. I think Renji is having trouble solving that- Renji, from the other room: "WE'RE GOING TO DI E?!" WHAT- OI ICHIGO WHAT IS THIS-

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Sogo Osaka Birthday Photobook Rabbit Chat Part 5: All Their Gratitude

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Tamaki: 28th! 

Tamaki: Congrats-----

Sogo: Everyone, thank you so much. 

Riku: Congratulations, Sogo-san!!! 

Nagi: Congratulations, Sogo! 

Iori: Congratulations. 

Yamato: Congrats. 

Mitsuki: It's finally here!! 

Tsumugi: Sogo-san, congratulations! Has the party at the dorm already begun? 

Sogo: Yes. I'm seeing the word HELL all around me. 

Tsumugi: HELL!? 

Riku: We got bottles of this super hot tabasco that even chefs apparently use for Sogo-san! 55 of them! 

Tsumugi: 55!? 

Sogo: How nice. I wonder if this'll last me a whole month? 

Tamaki: Also----

Iori: A full course of extremely spicy food. 

Yamato: Hey, don't we have any prescription goggles? 

Tsumugi: Goggles!? 

Nagi: We are all wearing goggles. Were you under the impression that we were indoors? 

Mitsuki: We are indoors! This is the living room! 

Mitsuki: Everyone started crying when we were making that spicy food for Sogo, lolol

Nagi: All of us, shedding tears as we prepare food for Sogo... Such a moving scene. The main actor was capsaicin (1). 

Riku: I'm the only one with a mask! It's really comfy. 

Sogo: Sorry, Riku-kun, are you okay? 

Riku: I'm totally fine! I want to see a moving scene caused by capsaicin, too! 

Iori: Do you understand what capsaicin even is? 

Tsumugi: In other words... You have Sogo-san at the dorms, surrounded by tabasco, spicy foods, and yourselves in goggles! 

Yamato: That sure paints a hellish picture. 

Tamaki: So-chan did that thing for my birthday so this is revenge

Tamaki: If he's surrounded like this, he might start hating red stuff! 

Yamato: I don't know about that... 

Sogo: I think I might be just a bit afraid of all this redness... 

Tamaki: Yay!!! 

Tamaki: Mikki, bring more red stuff!!! 

Mitsuki: Hmm, it kinda feels like we're being fooled here, lololol I'll bring the stew I made just in case! 

Riku: This is funny, it's almost like we're an evil secret society!! lol

Nagi: Sogo, are you afraid of manju? 

Sogo: 

Yamato: Huh... Could it be that this birthday will be the debut of Dark Sou? 

Iori: So even Osaka-san does these sort of things... 

Iori: And Yotsuba-san! Stop wearing two sets of goggles and pretending you're some sort of monster! 

Tamaki: It's cuz we're an evil secret society

Riku: Tamaki's a member! 

Tamaki: We come in---

Riku: That's a space alien! lol

Mitsuki: Which one of us caught an alien!? 

Yamato: That retort was perfect, Mitsu. 

Tsumugi: I got a tabasco-shaped phone case for you, Sogo-san, but if you've become afraid of red things, perhaps you won't need it... It's very realistic and even has a red liquid inside of it, though ><

Sogo: Manager, I'd like to take a look at that! 

Tsumugi: Do you think you'll be alright? ><

Yamato: Sou's really excited... 

Nagi: He is making a face similar to the one on the cover of his photobook. 

Tamaki: Now that So-chan's finally afraid of red stuff, it's time for the real deal

Sogo: Huh? 

Iori: Must we really do this? 

Tamaki: Yeah

Tsumugi: What are you..!? 

Riku: Iori, do it! 

Mitsuki: I'm great at this! 

Yamato: This is nothing compared to the horns. 

Nagi: Iori, your hair is caught in the band. 

Iori: I knew this would happen!! *angry* *angry*

Riku: Your hair's so silky that it's hard to tie up! 

Tamaki: Ta-dah! 

Tamaki: Aaaall of us tied our hair into sprouts on top of our heads

Nagi: Now there are a total of 14 sprouts X-)))))

Mitsuki: Yamato-san looks more like a pineapple though, lololololol

Yamato: Shut up, I can't do anything about my hair type (lol)

Sogo: May I take a picture!? 

Riku: Please do! I think people will like it if you post it online! 

Iori: My scalp hurts... 

Mitsuki: lolololol

Sogo: Manager, I'll send you the photo. 

Tsumugi: Waah! You really do have little ties at the top of your heads! How cute! 

Tsumugi: 

Tamaki: When I read the Sogo Photobook, I got so into his hair thing that I could only see it, so I tried this

Riku: It's Sogo-san's charm point, after all! 

Tamaki: Is it charm? 

Sogo: I like to think of it as a part of my uniqueness, so I'd like for you to think of it as a charm point... 

Tamaki: Stop trying to be more unique. 

Tsumugi: Now that you've formed your evil secret society that has sprouts growing of their heads, it's about time for that..! 

Iori: Be careful not to get food on your costume... 

Sogo: I feel like I've learned more about jokes today... 

Tamaki: I keep telling you to learn about King Pudding---

Choices/outcomes:

1. Please change your clothes so you won't get tabasco on them!

Sogo: I'd like to change in a separate room, doing it in front of everyone makes me a little nervous... 

2. Sogo-san, are you ready?

Sogo: I wonder if I'll get goggles, too

3. Please do the usual!

Sogo: We have to  do this before the food gets cold. 

Tsumugi: Everyone, are you ready? 

Iori: Yes. Rather than goggles, he is wearing sunglasses with sprouts on them. 

Tamaki: We'll make So-chan have a taste of what I had to deal with last time

Yamato: He's holding his photobook properly, too

Mitsuki: And the cake's perfect! Now there's finally something that isn't red on the table, lol

Riku: And we've got a ton of crackers! 

Nagi: It is time for our evil secret society, Hell Goggles 14, to begin the ceremony. 

Mitsuki: That name, lololol

Sogo: Everyone... 

Tamaki: What, don't make that face! We did it cuz we wanted to celebrate you

Sogo: I know that. I know

Iori: Please smile, Osaka-san. Your smile is IDOLiSH7's weapon. 

Riku: Iori's smile is, too! 

Iori: This has nothing to do with me! 

Yamato: Sou and Ichi are alike, after all--.

Sogo: Really..! That makes me happy. 

Tamaki: Heeeeey Let's do that thing already

Nagi: OK!

Riku: I've written down what to say! 

Tamaki: He's my partner, so today we gotta make him the happiest in the world

Yamato: Whoa, what a cool young man you are! 

Tamaki: Yama-san stop teasing!!! 

Tsumugi: Well then, please write messages for your dear Sogo-san! 

Iori: I'll go first. To Osaka-san, IDOLiSH7's heart, happy birthday. Please stay on this side with me. I'm worried, since you've been venturing to the other side lately... No, although I do think it's a good thing... Please remain my ally. 

Mitsuki: I'm next! Sogo, congrats!! I respect you for always being so kind, strong, and dignified! Let me spoil you even more! I like to think that I know how to pamper you! 

Nagi: My beloved Sogo. At first, I thought you were a mild-mannered person, but my view has changed since then. You are a super spicy and dangerous boy. Please keep providing us with motivation. I love you. 

Riku: Sogo-san! Happy birthday!! I really love reading books and listening to music with you! I'm glad you're here! And one more thing. I really love you! 

Yamato: You've started making pretty nice faces, Sou. Congrats. You should have confidence in your photobook. I'm counting on you. 

Tamaki: To So-chan. Hbd. At first, I thought you hated me, but you probably thought I hated you, too. But, like you say, we're partners after all. Keep relying on me. 

Sogo: What do I do

Sogo: I've had so many happy days like this since I met you all

Tamaki: That's fine

Yamato: You've got more birthdays ahead of you. Be prepared (lol)

Riku: I want you to be even happier, Sogo-san! 

Iori: Yes. We all feel the same way. 

Nagi: Tamaki, should we not do the thing you have been talking about? 

Tamaki: We're doing that!!! 

Riku: Right, that! 

Mitsuki: That, huh! lol

Tsumugi: That, indeed! lol

Sogo: That? 

Tamaki: Here we go

Sogo: ... 

Iori: Saying this once again is embarrassing... 

Sogo: Thank you. I really love you all, too. 

Yamato: Somehow... 

Mitsuki: Hearing it from Sogo again... 

Yamato: It's embarrassing... 

Tamaki: Don't be embarrassed!!! Or you'll lose!! 

Iori: How is this a competition! 

Riku: Tamaki, your face is all red! lol

Tamaki: Shut up!! So-chan's the star today! 

Tsumugi: That's true! lol Well then, Sogo-san, please write a message for the fans! 

Sogo: Yes. 

Sogo: Everyone, thank you for spending today in my honor. The reason I can feel this happy on my birthday is all of you, and the other members. 

Sogo: Today, I was told that I was loved. I think it's a very happy thing to be able to convey your positive feelings. That's why I also want to raise my voice and tell you all something. 

Sogo: I really love all of you. I'd like to nurture this feeling forever. And I hope all of you will keep loving me, too. -Sogo Osaka

Translator’s notes..? 

1) capsaicin is basically the chemical that cuses the spiciness of chili peppers

next up: yamato’s birthday photobook chats! 

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🥳 31st August. Andddddd to end the month, happy birthday to this red pineapple king — Renji Abarai!