#hazy shitposts

[jokingmaiden]

@ashwii’s celestial au got me thinkin of Goofy Silly Shenanigans between the boys, so i doodled this outside

bonus: raph does not appreciate tomfoolery as much as they hoped (ft donnie minding his own business)

(did you know there’s gonna be a huge comet passing super close by earth really soon for the first time in 50k years? keep a lookout for news on it fr fr, mikey’s gonna say hi)

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

*gives my weird shit post meme oc an edgy origin story*

FazCo Management: Okay so some parents have safety concerns about how many kids are being watched by just two robots so now we have to bring in a third one so they’ll stfu

Management: *rushes through the creation process, basically shrugging and saying ‘good enough’ at its beta stage* *drop it off in the daycare after maybe two days of testing, not giving any of the now Three Robots any actual explanation or introduction to one another* *gives each a good star for a job well done and calls it a day*

Sun and Moon, now saddled with what is basically the newest new hire in the history of inexperienced employees, with no warning and no idea what to do with them at all:

Hazel, who has No Idea how to be a polite or reasonable person in the slightest, hitting the ground running in all the wrong directions: WOW your place is like noisy and just full of stuff, huh! Like damn y’all live like this!

Sun, taking that personally: Would you perchance like to be given exactly four cubic feet of space as far away from us as possible?

Hazel: Would I!!!!

Hazel, forty five days later, still standing in that four cubic feet space, having not talked to another living creature in fourteen days: Boy it sure is fun watching Sun and Moon have fun with all those kids from wayyyy over here!

Hazel:

Hazel:

Hazel: Somehow I understand what being a deflated balloon feels like now! That’s weird!

At some point in the future, when Hazel has realized that they have been sidelined and actively ignored for basically her whole life,

Hazel: Today I shall wake up and choose violence nuisance

[rouxlsjarofworms]

Me when I Uuuhhh.. when- when I- Wh- uuuuhhh. -Garcello💚🚬

[bookwyrminspiration]

ah smoke inhalation, my old friend

[sweatandwoe]

do you think they ever put weed in the censer

[zothousand]

Has anyone else thought of this before, or am I the only one?

[carnagebleda]

I might rewatch g.ot and make a long af post about where alysanne is during the series like I’ll do when h.otd is finished

[that-thing-in-the-closet]

Someone needs to write poetry abt Google Maps

I can travel the entire world but the only places ive ever thought to go has been my hometown in 2009, because thats the only place i can go where; My grandads car is still on the driveway, My nans cat is still walking along the fence, My nan is still cleaning the front garden and my bestfriends front door is still brown

Yeah i know we havent talked in a while but i still visit your house on google maps

[lurkeryan]

Guy: hey did you hear that patrick swayze died in a horrible fire last night?

Me (already in an Edward 40 hands, somberly pouring one out onto the street): it's getting kind of hazy...

[theschalowest]

New Prophecy ritual

Break open and drain the water of prophecy from the All-Knowing Fruit (magic 8 ball liquid), drink it from the holy chalice (red solo cup), and fall down a flight of stairs.

[echoesofdusk]

[becomingabeing]

thinking about how i have very few clear memories of watching kinnporsche because i was never not high that year but one of my fave fic authors writes for the fandom and i still religiously follow their fic EVEN THOUGH I REMEMBER SO LITTLE ABOUT THE EVENTS/CHARACTERS OF THE SHOW.

the power of fanfic

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Remember that shitpost daycare animatronic oc I cursed the world with a while ago. Yeah she’s got lore AND a name now because, unfortunately, I have no self control

[welcome-to-hazy-river]

man I've had this blog dead for, idk how long. But anyway, I was planning on making the first comic for this blog, sadly I'm on art block and I was wondering if anyone could give me some ideas for it

[angelsdean]

a lot of issues in the fandom stem from the fact that there are various different types of fans and viewers here. and we're all lumped together into this space and we cross paths but many of us are not doing the same things or engaging with the show and characters in the same way.

you have the people who do serious meta and analysis, who delve into canon and do frequent rewatches and are really familiar with the source material. then you have your more casual viewers, people who haven't rewatched much and their recollection is hazy. they forget details, fill things in with fanon. then there's the spn fandom-fandom people, people who aren't all that interested in the show, maybe haven't even seen it, they're just here for the fandom. maybe they read fics, but most of their knowledge of the characters comes secondhand. then there's people who don't even really LIKE the show (some of them are fandom-fandom people), who are just here for shitposts. some flavors of these fans also come with weird parasocial actor-hate that then bleeds into their perceptions of the characters. and of course then you have the different x-girl factions, the rabid deancrits who can't stand that most of the general audience and fans love dean. all these people, all in one place, all making posts abt the same show but coming from wildly different ways of experiencing the show and these characters.

so then you end up with people in headcanon land coming onto posts from the analyzing-canon people and arguing abt stuff that is Real To Them bc they're experiencing the show in a different way, maybe not even watching it. and they feel righteous that their headcanon / interpretation is correct, but the canon analysis people are gonna go "wtf is this nonsense? that never happened! those claims are unsupported. i'm not incorporating this headcanon into my beliefs about this character." and headcanon people get mad bc they're so married to this idea of the character they've created in their minds. and then we all go round and round arguing abt it.

like, people need to accept that their headcanon may not be shared by others. your interpretation is not my interpretation, especially if you made it up! i'm under no obligation to believe that.

people can play in their sandbox forever, headcanon what they like, but there's a real problem with some people going onto other people's posts / inboxes (usually when someone is discussing canon) to argue their headcanon, often in a negative way. and then these same people get mad when the person they went to with their argument responds negatively. and then there are some people who take things too far, who send threats and harassment to others for simply having a different opinion abt fictional characters. that's not a normal response to have. yet somehow it's the people responding to the hate / negativity they get that are called "bullies."

anyways, people need to accept that others are not living in their head, sharing their headcanons and we're all experiencing this show differently. some posts aren't for everyone. sometimes you can just scroll away when you disagree with something instead of making an addition or being negative abt the post in the tags. we're all here to have fun, at the end of the day.