#hay does tend to smell very nice tho
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hayloft by mother mother being on so many teens' Edgy character playlists is deeply funny to me because one of the main figures in it is an oldass redneck farmer guy in his fucking *long johns* . you can't bring long johns into a scenario and expect me to take it seriously anymore
#eliot posts#also a hayloft is like. the least sexy place to fuck someone#hay is ITCHY#and haylofts and barns are somehow fuckin DUSTY 24/7#and the fuckin bugs everywhere#ur gonna get weevils on your dick and hay fragments in ur asscrack#hay does tend to smell very nice tho#at least to me#prolly less nice if you got animals in the barn tho#my family stopped raising cows before i was born so the barn was just storage for equipment and hay#(my dad would bail hay over the summer and sell it for to make ends meet)#they still raised hogs throughout my childhood tho but the pig pen was separate from the barn
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