#havent read bunny yet but i plan to

[one-hell-of-otaku-is-here]

Sometimes I think about all of my dark academia (both books and movies) characters interacting with each other... they are almost all murderers and need therapy... I love chaos which would ensue

[emerxshiu]

i forgot it was april fools lol. i definitly did not end up sprinkling in a bunch of memes in there, nope, not at all.

I havent checked my dashboard until a few minutes earlier, but now im booping everyone i find in there, its just so damm fun! its kinda sad that its just for april fools, i wish the booping stayed forever like its way too silly i love it.

Oh yeah the drawing yep aight. So uh, i had the idea yesterday and this looks NOTHING like what i had planned, it was just going to be a plain white backgroung, and i was trying to make it look like a pencil sketch (kinda). and simple coloring. but i had a lot of problems and drawing this ended up being really frustrating but im kinda happy with the result even if it difers so much from the og idea.

also here is a clean version (aka no memes)

i tend to change my idea as im drawing so after i realized this was not going to look like i thought, i tried some effects and i came up with the idea of making it look...off.

Backgrounf with saturated colors consisting of red and blue and a fecto elfilis who looks rather dreamy, wich is totally not kinda inspired by isolated isles and high school musical 2 believe it or not (im confused as to how that was present in my mind as inspiration but i guess anything works as a reference) and contrasting with the darker background from how light and glowy i made him.

Fun fact: when i drew elfilis here, they were reminding me of a bunny, so you could kinda count this as a bit of an easter post since im probably going to forget to do something for that.

fun fact 2: this image is based on a fanfic im writing right now, i havent posted it yet, and when i do im pretty sure i'll put it into the Anonymous collection, since what im writing is very different from my usual, i tend to write about my splatoon ocs or sometimes about kirby characters, most of these fics tend to be general with not a lot of archieve warnings and stuff (save for one but that one was very very tame and just had an implication of a character dying at the end) and they're oneshots, most of them, this one is also a oneshot. i just enjoy writing that, but its a little bit....how to say it? bloody, i just have like the start made and its probably going to take me a while to finish, im also thinking of reading it multiple times since most of my works are usually just the first draft. but uh since its quite different and has that im quite scared of the reception it might have when i post it, in fact a lot of times i dont post stuff since even tho i know i shouldnt worry about others, i still do like an idiot, i just cant help caring about what other people think of me. and yeah basically its just not like the usual fluff i write.

next post might be splatoon related since im redesigning some ocs i had, or it might be princess peach showtime because my father got me the game and im loving it

Thank you for listening to my unnecesarily long rambles and Jambuhbye!

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

Hello hi good definitely night!

I just finished reading Halcyon and WOOO that was awesome! (Also I get the spino discourse now heheee).

I however noticed an issue: there isn't enough words. I wanted to keep reading. I want to keep reading of these guys. Where can I read more of Darling and Hare (and Hearts and Diamonds and Tiger and Wolf and *proceeds to name every character*)????

GOOD DEFINITELY NIGHT HELLO AND HOWDY TO YOU TOO!!!

WOO!!! im SO SO SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT pBTTHPPTH i hope the spinosaurus was to your taste <3 i know he was to lovettas- Hehehe- and OHO? is that so! my my well good news i do plan at least one big update to the fic near the beginning where you can get FAR more interactions with all the suits as Ciero sets up his little squad AND that means more interactions with several of the characters and I also plan a special scene with Acianne but im not sure yet on that one! As for where can you read more~ Ill have to work on that! I plan to make more books, but if you want more lore and info and stuff like that you can look through my blog on the Halcyon tag, and if you follow them youll probably see my other account thats specifically for Halcyon which has a lot of the early concept art and stuff in it! Which means MORE THEM!!!! Untill then though youll either have to make your own or wait~ sadly- heheh- though a friend of mine is working on a halcyon fic- we'll have to look forward to that! I hope you look forward to more Halcy- OH THATS RIGHT I DO HAVE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE I have a LOT of notes from the development of Halcyon and id be happy to share some fun neat changes that happened over the course of the books development!

Originally Acianne was a boy, but i decided I wanted to have more female characters 2. Heartbreaker had a perfectly good family wife, he only became like this after his wife died trying to save him from a superhero while he was on the job, she was a hero herself, and originally had love based powers, these were passed onto him and strengthened by her spirits love for him, and they were also passed onto Ciero! 3. Heartbreaker had a thing for Aciannes mother as she was very kind and polite to him and reminded him of his late wife, but understandably she had no interest in the man-

4. Cendre's conflict with his parents has been going on MUCH longer than he ever admits in the story and that's why during the spinosaurus thing he was glad he could blame those bruises on the spino 5. Hearts actually used to work at a zoo and was a very important figure in hyena conservation and they've always been his favorite animal! 6. The reason the younger siblings are a bunny, a kitten, and a puppy respectively, is because they're meant to represent the idea of "a future where things are more peaceful and calm" to contrast with their older siblings who are "the hare" (though shes actually just a bunny like her little brother- a tiger and a wolf!

7. Originally Cendre was going to get his powers saving a girl on a merry-go-round that caught on fire in a mall, and the girl he saved became a dear friend of his who went on to get into a fistfight with his parents in the hospital and she had to flee to not get arrested and she was the first person acianne didint kill for comitting a crime in front of her originally 8. Originally Ciero was actually an Ensemble stars oc and he wasn't supposed to go into halcyon at all but i loved his design so much i replaced the oc with another guy and made Ciero his own character : ) 9. Originally Acianne was the only main character, Ciero straight up just took over the entire story honestly, and im glad he did, he really was the heart of it- hehe- pun intended

10. Diamonds sibling group comprises of elemental vibes, her being earth, and her brothers being water, fire, and air. It was the fire sibling that died, and the only one i havent drawn a design for is air! He was killed by acianne while he was frankly, on an utter rampage, he's always had a LOT more energy and a lot less empathy than his siblings and Diamonds always was worried he was going to die.

11. Ciero has been banned from at least one craft store for "musical antics" and "unconsensually ballroom dancing with a mannequin" And one person was so angry about it they called the cops about it, Acianne wound up showing up instead because she listens to police radio calls and she had to drag him out by the ear for his poor behavior. He learned nothing from this incident.

[rosyrosethorns]

(time for another selfship retcon ^^; i had gotten stuck with ideas for my shred force selfship, which is the main reason why i havent posted about bunny in a while, so i decided to redo the lore to breathe some fresh air into it)

୨ ——- ♡ ——- ୧

“A human stowaway in my getaway ship, huh?” Nordic Bunny’s tail flicked as he eyed down the girl. “Mind explaining why you got on board in the first place, honey?~”

Madi realized in that moment she didn’t entirely plan this out… Her mouth opened slightly, but all that could cone out for a moment was a squeak.

“Well?~” The robot took hold of her chin with a teasing smirk. “Are you gonna talk or not?~”

“… I… Li—Listen…” The anxious girl took a deep breath before she began a long ramble: “I just moved to the city recently when I saw a giant robot attack for the first time but I didn’t know it was a regular occurrence until I read the newspaper the following day saying that these two superhero teenagers were only doing more harm than good fighting off these robots with how much they contribute to its destruction and I was really annoyed by the second rampage I witnessed cuz I temporarily lost power in my apartment and I actually saw those teen idiots being chaotic that time and today was the third rampage I’ve been through and I saw you making your getaway so I snuck on just to get to the bottom of why the hell this is all happening in the first place!!”

… Nordic Bunny’s first response was a stunned slow blink. “How did you say all that without taking a breath?”

“I DUNNO!! I’m stressed! And scared!” the girl confessed. “You caught me!! What do you want?!”

“… Hmmm…” The inquiry made Nordic Bunny tap his chin in visible contemplation. “I dunno yet. You’re the first human who ever did something like this…”

It was obvious when an idea struck him after a moment when his eyes lit up. A smirk returned to his face as he put a hand on the girl’s shoulder. “You know… You sound like you really hate those rocker kids also~”

“… I don’t like most people in general,” Madi grumbled. “I’m just… especially mad at those two right now after the power outage in my apartment…”

“Ohhhh?~ You don’t like most of humanity?~” Nordic Bunny’s grin grew wider. This truly was a brilliant idea. “Since I can’t really let you off the hook anyway, maybe you can help me~”

“… Wha—What do you mean?”

“They don’t call me ‘Nightmare to Humanity’ for nothing, sweetheart~” The proud Nordic Bunny approached his globe of Earth, swatting it with one hand as it spun on its axis while he spoke. "You seem unaware of this, but my end goal from all these attacks I've attempted on Earth is world domination and the title of Grand Imperial Emperor!!... And most extreme bearer of awesomeness with lots of friends, never having to hang out alone!!"

… Madi had only known this robot for two minutes and she was already starting to understand where he was coming from. Adjusting her glasses, she timidly spoke up:

“I’m… gonna be honest, I thought you just wanted to destroy the entire world which seems like a stupid idea compared to conquering it cuz it’s like ‘what would you even have left if you completely destroyed a planet?’…”

Nordic Bunny perked up. “So you’re agreeing to help me?~”

“Uh…” Madi suddenly looked sheepish. “It—It’s tempting?… Maybe? I mean, I guess I’d rather you ruled instead of our current leaders, but… I dunno…”

To her surprise, the robot lifted her chin once again; his grip more gentle than before. “Ohhh, do you want something in retuuuurn?~” he crooned teasingly. “What if I promised that all your greatest enemies will be eliminated by the end of my conquest?—would that be enough to convince you to help me?~”

… The sheepish look on the girl’s face showed that she was very much intrigued despite her hesitance… Nordic Bunny sweetened the deal with one last offer:

“Plus, you get a cool uniform~”

“… o… okay…”

@candyheartedchy

[thekuraning]

Fic ask

4, 13, 20!

HELLO MY FAVORITE PROFESSOR ELM STAN THANK U FOR THE MEMES!!! hey actually these are all ones i havent thought about so made me put on my THINKIN CAP. and hey actually actually this got really long really fast so im PUTTING IT UNDER A READ MORE!!!

4. a story idea you haven't written yet

Ok so like. I've got these two ideas kicking around in my head from time to time that I'm like. Still kind of workshopping. One is a fanfic and one is an original fic. But basically I've had in my head since forever (10 years of Big Thinking) about a big Digimon sort of odyssey that originally started as a Pokemon x Digimon crossover where I took the Rocket executives and shoved them into the digital world. I have a whole world built for it already and a central sort of issue/theme revolving around a power struggle between the Demon Lords and the Royal Knights. The Royal Knights control HUB City, which is the major settlement in the continent, the Demon Lords control the Dark Lands, and kind of like usual they all want to wipe each other out. There's eventually a viral sort of glitch that starts to deteriorate the digital world and jumps to the real world.

Part of my problem is I've wanted to make it a comic or at the very least an illustrated fic and part of the problem is I'm trying to decide if I want to keep it as a crossover or just slap some new names onto the execs bc i gotta be real, the pokemon world and other pokemon characters. do not feature. at all.

its really just an excuse for me to give petrel a digimon.

anyways they all have full evolution lines planned, i've got a few major story beats, plot points, and the major final twist decided on. i also have 5 amvs that i play in my head on a loop when i drive to and from work.

also in this fic some digimon are gay (stingmon and flamedramon makeout sessions when) and trans (crusadermon, trans queen) ive decided

i think ive posted old art before extending the au to some characters and for my perfworld mutuals if youve seen my sycamore + dukemon art before that specific dukemon is also from this au. ive also got a fic i did publish where i workshopped a little bit of HUB city & a few side characters

i am now realizing i meant to also talk about the original fic i have planned and that one is a short story about a serial killer who murders hitchhikers picking up a hitchhiking serial killer and that one is less planned out but i know they sloppy kiss in the end

13. a fandom you're thinking about writing for

so like besides pokemon and tiger & bunny & digimon there's none i actively have fic ideas for, but some fandoms I think I'd like to revisit are Sonic and Zelda. Actually I had a Zelda fic I abandoned back on FFNet that I'd like to take another crack at one day where the premise was it was a modern setting based on the OOT/TP Hyrule (mostly OOT) where magic and fairies and such are regarded as superstition sort of the same way they are now, and the wondrous races (Goron, Zora, Kokiri/Korok, etc. even the Sheika to some extent) had all died out, leaving pretty much just the human races like Hylian, Terminian, Gerudo, etc. (In this case Termina is legitimately a neighboring kingdom/country and not limbo/purgatory ok??) And the kicker was Link was like. a hardcore atheist. but i think i remember people getting mad at me bc i made his legal name "Mahas" which I MUST IMPLORE YOU. THIS IS CANONICALLY HIS NAME AS OF SKYWARD SWORD. BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT TO BUILD A PSEUDO LANGUAGE IN SKYWARD SWORD. WE KNOW HIS NAME IS MAHAS BECAUSE IN THE BEGINNING WHEN FI IS JUST CALLING HIM LINK AND NOT MASTER LINK HER VOICE LINES ARE EVER ONLY MAHAS. ONCE SHE BEGINS CALLING HIM MASTER LINK ANY TIME IT APPEARS ON SCREEN SHE SAYS "MAARI MAHAS." SO IM RIGHT OK FUCK OFF IM RIGHT. DIE MAD FFNET. DIE. MAD.

ahem.

im normal now.

anyways yeah i'd like to write for elder scrolls again too i think but like. something more original than the supernatural/TESIV Oblivion retelling crossover i tried once.

You can find that one on my ao3 but im not linking it.

20. in what year did you publish your first fic?

In the year of our lord 2005 (pensive emoji)(raised fist emoji) I published a... fic of some kind to FFNet.

You won't find it anymore, I deleted it a long time ago! I'm not sure if it was 'Rocket Road Trip' or 'The Rebellion,' but it was one of those. I used to write a ton of OC team rocket fics, and this was back in the day when the Rocket Executives had no name so you either thought there was 1 guy exec and 1 girl exec or you thought each exec encounter in GSC was a different person, and that was me. So I gave them all names and threw them into a truck together and i think in the very first chapter they were leaving the Team Rocket HQ and they ran over and left to die the OC who would later go on to be repurposed into Proton except his name was Steve then and he was a special classification of trainer class that I called a "Random Rocket," and the thing about Random Rockets was they all had very generic names (Steve, Bob, Juan, I think there was a Nancy once but she never got to show up in a fic or rp?) but the OTHER thing about Random Rockets was no one knew what they looked like because canonically their faces were all censored with a big ass mosaic effect (this was written, not draw.)

anyways farla cussed me out on 3 or 4 different fics back when she used to cuss out literal children so I deleted all my fics from 2005 - 2008 and then I deleted more of them when I went to college.

don't be like farla.

edit: self-plugging my old FFNet account for the lulz. yes it is i, the original author of Slowpoke Tails and Koffing Fumes.

[makiitoh]

tag nine people you would like to know better, thank you to both @blacksabrejr and @caranoirs for tagging me 💗

last song: idk if this is meant to be last song listened to or last song i've been obsessed with or what but i am going to say la jumpa by arcangel and bad bunny and earth song by riki

currently watching: i've been watching drag race allstars and yellowjackets and working my way through as many 80s and 90s slasher movies as i can find! and i also started bte from the beginning b/c i have a problem

currently reading: i. listen. summer semester just ended and i havent started being able to read for fun again yet but the last books i read were the first two year of sanderson ebooks and mox, and i'm planning to read red sister by mark lawrence on the plane!

current obsession: it's um. it's professional wrestling

nine people: @scallioncreamcheesebagel @kedsandtubesocks @larvamotif @magneatio @seraphbutch @ghostbloods @oviids @keclan @jasmancer if you want to (and don't worry if not)

[gilbirda]

Hello! Im blaming you for my newest obsession! I havent even seen Danny Phantom and yet i have the DP x DC brainrot, how absolutely dare you (affectionate).

Also, just curious about whats happening with some of your stories? Like 'Can't help falling (for you)' says its got 3/5 chapters but its not updated in a lil bit, do you have those chapters ready to go and I'm just impatient, or is that how long you planned it to be before you were attacked by more plot bunnies? Feel free to ignore this if Im overstepping in my curiosity. I love your stories!

Happy to be of service (✿◡‿◡)

Yeah..... About that fic.

Um.

I had intended for it to be like 5 chapters because I refuse to go down another 70k rabbit hole (I'm looking at you, Friendly Neighborhood Vigilante), so I made some calculations and put that limit for me, to put pressure on me to keep it short. Actually is gonna be more like 6-7 chapters.

Is still in progress, and I wanted to publish chapter 4 as part of DPxDC week, on Saturday, but uhhhhhhhhh, words hard. I will try anyway, though, because I want to finish it for my pride.

But no, is not abandoned. As you said, I was attacked by the Batpham server more plot bunnies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thanks for reading my stuff!!!!!!!!!

[asbestieos]

hello! can i send in 12, 14, and 18 for the enstars ask game?

of course!!! sorry for answering days late RAHHH

12. what was your favorite event?

I DONT KNOW YET i dont keep up w jp and i havent read much event stories.. i loved Poppin' Party though its jsut so auughg so so so sweet they love niichan so much theyre so family it makes me EXPLODE family can really be freiends who love each other so so much and dont wanna let go

14. what card are you currently saving for?

i already answered this as Black Bunny Mitsuru, but after him, ill probably save for Moonlight Disco Tatsumi - its shrimply too pretty a card.. that reminds me i still have to finish my card edir of that card ;w;

18. what is your favorite shuffle unit? - Date Plan AtoZ!!!!

enstars ask game

[starmakerphantom]

Shuffles bases on how much i enjoy the song and MV

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10. Puffy Bunny

No. Why. I hate it here. I do not enjoy the song. I do not enjoy the easter theme, I do not enjoy the costumes. I think Hiiro, Mika and Wataru got wasted on this one. Like i enjoy a good spring theme but why bunnies??

9. Branco

I think i just dont enjoy seasonal Shuffles? Doesnt help that its a shota unit and i just dont enjoy shotas (dont het me wrong i love the charackters individually when i am not bashed in the face with "LOOK A SHOTA") how ever i enjoy the costuming (Proof: https://at.tumblr.com/starmakerphantom/this-is-me-in-my-homemade-branco-dress-it-flares/cp3dlwtykk21)

8. Ring a Bell

This would work Better if i likes the boys in it better i think. Like the whole wedding fantasy doesnt work if i donnt wanna marry any of them. However, it is cute and i think the rigth guys where chosen its just not for me? All in all, pleasant but boring

7. Naugthy or Nice

I dont like seasonal stuff but they are hot so its okay. The whole thing is cringe but in the best way possible, i espeacially enjoy the rapping as well as Subarus part. The train theme is hilarrious but the costumes are so cool with the flame coats ans also a good sign if i imediatly go "i wanna sew that" Im a resident of horny jail as for now send help

6.Noir Neige

I should like this more but....i dont know. Maybe im not into vampires rigth now? Like visually its stunning, with the snow, stained glass, and the song is a bop, all the voices work so nice together.

I just like the other shuffles more i think

5.Midnigth Butlers

Very stylish. Point deduction for more suits but the choreo is so overdramatic and i actually use the trumpety part to stimm at work sometimes. The MV also has such a cool atmosphere

4. Heart Aid Cafe

This is all i ever wanted. This is all i want. I wanna go the cute boy cafe and have parfait. All my depresion would be cures. MUGI IS THERES. The outfits are so adorable and yeah. Its the vibes. I dont need to justify myself. I have a cafe boy unit of ocs for crying out loud. I chose being a waitress at one point. This is my jam.

3.Fist of soul

Is the thing problematic? Yeaaaaaaaaaah

have i watched the MV 12+ times in one nigth? Maybe

This is like...A 2020s OVA for a late 80ies shonen manga that got a terrible 60 episode anime in the 90ies and noone remebers AND I ENJOY IT. I enjoy the instrumentatin, i enjoy the dumbass battle choreography. I just dont enjoy shirtless people. So yeah. Love the camp but not the implications and appropriations

2. Date Plan

What a start. The song always makes me smile, its so adrable, the whole "akward date" thing is all to relatable. I would date all of them even if i think everyone exept chiaki is undatable. I dont mind the suits as much ( maybe the colour?) and the choreography is so fun. All in all good vibes.

1.Moon ligth disco

Its perfect, this hits every spot in my brain, if you ask me what my gender is i will send you the MV.

I love the outfit, i love the song. I have a soft spot for the princess Kaguya theme, i love the outfits, ESPEACIALLY the colour radiant. I enjoy singing along. It gave us the joy of funky girl AND im very close to knowing the choreo.

Best song. My favorite song and if youre nice to me i do a ughhhhh cover. Maybe

This is just my opininin tho like...my bff hates moonligth disco and loves Puffy Bunny so...yeah!!

Feel free to ughhh share your opinion. I went by mvs only btw because i havent read all stories yet and theres not full versions for everything

[azamonvoid]

So I might or might not be too commited to the first couple from my cult 😔

Witness Agares x Hano (follower)

Sadly they cant be together on their first life cus I dont have enough resources yet to do the quests to help them get together and Agares has reached old age just moments before I closed the game less than 30mins ago they will have to wait till I complete the game most likely 😭

Still, I'm planning (hoping) on making a comic w them :3

Like, Agares takes into gardening and grows some camelias but he can tell the ones from the cult are different from those of darkwood. After a while the lamb brings him camelias grown from darkwood as a request from him (not really a request if he had his thoughts read by the lamb). Once obtained, Agares first thought of using them as a remembrance to Leshy who had passed shortly after he joined the cult but eventually planned on saving some for the bunny, Hano, who he recently met.

Thats kinda the general idea, pretty sure I couldn't get into words the whole scenario I have on my head xdnt Im using details from my run, like how I frequently find Agares farming n how the first task related to Hano was to get cameliad from darkwood, it taking place between Leshy's death and upcoming Heket's and how I failed to do the 2nd task cus it was to cook a dish that I havent even unlocked yet 😔

Im considering whether to add or not the lamb (me) extending their lifespans n reviving them just to help them be together (though deffo not adding how apparently Hano suddenly wanted to marry the lamb cus I couldn't cook that dish 💀)

[ice-devourer]

I DIDDD READ KAFKA ON THE SHORE OMG i first read it when i was fifteen and i reread it almost annually!! I'm not quite sure if The Dumb House is absurdist however it’s definitely bonkers!! and im just finishing up on some other books before getting a copy of it. since u mentioned Kafka in the tags,,,i do plan on reading The Castle bc a Murakami blog/article mentioned that Kafka’s The Castle was one of the fundamental inspirations for Murakami!!!

Murakami was one of my absolute favorites i’ve read a lot of his works my favs being:

Dance Dance Dance

Kafka on The Shore

Killing Commendatore

They're very veryyy precious to me however, the uncanny aspects of it are a little too quiet for me now that im almost 20,, so im trying to get into sci-fi that's pretty weird and gross and moldy and Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer is kind of a nice starting point!! uve mentioned Slaughterhouse Five and it's already on my storygraph tbr but i might begin with Siren of Titans first since the first few pages in a preview of it rlly caught my attention uwu.

as for horror i've only read from t. kingfisher bc i only began reading horror earlier this year hshwh and i think im into folk horror!! The Twisted Ones was so much fun!! currently (i was introduced to this concept thru reading Drive Your Plow Over The Bones Of The Dead) im obsessed with animals taking revenge!! also bizarre fucked up short stories by Bora Chung are pretty good, i didn't finish Cursed Bunny yet tho im savoring it,,, her stories are so strong and vibrant and her short story with the same name as the title is so heartfelt and just sad but ahh it was so good!!

i’ll definitely take ur suggestion/idea of reading more batshit / personally underexplored stuff to my heart <33 whenever i try a new genre or something with themes that i havent encountered ever i physically feel my brain get rewired it's so nice haha!!

SORRY FOR SENDING AN ASK AGAIN BUT U MENTIOND ABSURDIST FICTION DO U HAVE OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS HEHEHE <333

I can't think of any other recommendations as fun or lighthearted as bsd that I can speak to personally, although, from what I've heard, Terry Pratchett's Discworld may be similarly absurdist-but-heartfelt.

If I read absurdism, it's usually not wholly absurdist, but grotesque or surrealist fiction with absurdist elements (including several of my favorite modern Japanese lit short stories). The works I have really loved that are inarguably absurdist are works like Slaughterhouse Five and Catch-22, which I wouldn't necessarily recommend alongside bsd since bsd is lighthearted, non-graphic, and magical realist in ways those titles are not.

If you're interested in Japanese absurdism, then you may enjoy Haruki Murakami's Kafka on the Shore and Kobo Abe's The Box Man.

Also, while I mentioned absurdism before, I think really it's just important to read a lot of weird, batshit, challenging, discomfiting, nonlinear, bombastic fiction generally. That's absurdist fiction, sometimes, but it's also fiction that's surrealist, grotesque, gothic, magical realist, bizarro, sci-fi, horror, psychological, satirical, allegorical, etc; usually some combination thereof.

Literally, whatever expands your palate and challenges your perception of reality.

[cvpidarrow]

Detention Crew Sleepover Hc's !

[ This is about the main 4 character from S2 of Dungeons and Daddies so if you havent listened to it yet and want to avoid character spoilers i suggest you dont click the keep reading]

They do it at D.A.D.D.I.E.S. hq,, obvi && They all brought movies

Link :

✎ I feel like he'd have one of those pj shirts that have some kinda quote on them.  ✎ His pants && shirt dont match theyre from different pj sets

✎ Def that dude who has a special pillow or blanket he brings along

✎ "Come one guys keep it down"

✎ The movies he brought are either sport related or have a really sad ending

Normal :

✎ My boy is so excited u dont even understand

✎ He's probably the one who planned it in the first place

✎ I feel like his pjs could def just pass as normal clothes ✎ A hoodie/shirt w/ some kind of school on it. Could be Saint Dimas,, could be one his parents, uncle or sister went to ✎ Either sweat pants or plaid pj pants- but not the red ones.  ✎ Brings one of his plushies bcus he cant sleep w/out them (and im not saying its a plushy of Teenie the teen but also im not saying its not a plushy of Teenie the teen)

✎ Normal was originally going to offer to bring the snacks then he realized his grandma would probably give him vegan snacks so he passed the responsibility off to Taylor

✎ Just brought a bunch of Disney channel classic movies

ȯ Out of all the ones he brought he'd probably offer either Teen Beach Movie or a High School Musical movie to watch

Scary :

✎ A black rich widow robe w/ a satin sleep mask  ✎ She's also probably just wearing a sports bra and shorts under that- like she could go to the gym w/out the robe and ppl would be like "oh yeah shes just here to work out" ✎ Has a "creepy" lookin stuffy. Like,, floppy head,, patches all over,, eye falling off,, its probably purple && a bunny

✎ Brought some good ass movies- she probably has the best taste

Taylor :

✎ Wears a tshirt && boxers that def have a design of some anime. Or Rick and Morty

✎ Brought a bunch of consoles and multiplayer games

✎ Also brought a bunch of Japanese snacks

✎ For the movies he brought he exclusively brought Studio Ghilbi && Barbie movies

✎ Gets involved in some drama on Discord half way through the sleepover

General sleepover hc's

✎ Normal && Taylor are a Just Dance duo and they fuckin kill it every time

✎ Speaking of Just Dance: Normals the only one who can do that one part in the Rasputin dance

✎ Back when Normal,, Taylor && Link were younger & friends they had these sleepover traditions and now they're trying to wrap Scary into them

✎ One of the games Taylor brings is Mario Cart so-

╚» Link - Luigi / Rosalina ( When Normal wants to do a princess trio ) ,, Scary - Dry bones / Peach ( when Normal convinces her so they can be the trio w/ the princesses ) ,, Normal - Daisy / Lakitu ( the dude who had the wrong way sign),, Taylor - Wario / Miku  ✎ When the three play as the princesses they all gang up on Taylor and he gets so mad

✎ Taylor knows cheats for the game and still loses

✎ Order of closest to 1st - closest to 12th : Scary,, Normal,, Taylor - Link ( they always tie and it pisses Taylor off bcus Link has never played while Taylor has played it a bunch of times )

✎ Scary dared Taylor to lock pick one of the doors and he ended up getting cursed again

✎ Normal comments on Scarys pjs and says smth along the lines of "You look like you'd be wandering the halls of a victorian mansion" and she considers that one of the best compliments she's ever received

✎ At some point May accidentally walks into D.A.D.D.I.E.S. during their sleepover for whatever reason and Normal offers to let her stay and join the sleepover

ȯ He texted her an invite when he first thought of the sleepover but May probably has Normal on silent

[leggyre]

Formal apology for the flood of messages. I didn't realize it would have been a mess like that when I asked you if you wanted to listen. I hope you had a nice day. Wish yuo well!

i havent had the time to read yet bc my creative brain is on FIRE,, been mostly working on commissions and planning some stuff. and bunny care,,

but in the meantime just wanna say i dont mind if it's a lot to read i do like your messages 🐇

[albino-whumpee]

An old thing 4

First

Continued from here

Possibly the angstiest part of this. Not much whump really.

I´m gonna go ahead and tag @the-host-and-colton for this one. It´s not the BBU but I suppose the Boxies with babies dynamic is there. “Baby doesn´t understand the situation but the parents do” kinda thing. Excuse the ping!

CW// Dehumanization, slavery, human trafficking, forced breeding, mentions of past dub con and non con, blood, implied and mention of past whump of minors, hazing, noncon child separation, creepy and explosive whumpers, physical and emotional abuse.

Everything will be tagged and if there´s tags to be added, tell me please.

After five years, Kit was a rowdy little boy. Running around with a smile on his face at all times. You wouldn’t think he was a slave if it wasnt for the thin black collar on his neck.

In how obedient he turned with his masters. Even though he didn’t understand the concept yet.

“Master? Why are Roahn and Shy here?” Kit asked Danae once. Layo and Danae weren’t mom and dad. They were master. But for his little mind it was just the same thing.

“To serve you and us, Kit. You will understand it better when you grow up”

“Alright” Kit said watching Roahn taking care of the garden with her big bump “Master? Will I be able to play with Roahn’s baby?” Kit asked again.

“No more questions Kit” She said annoyed. The kid was quiet but he still looked at Roahn with curiosity.

-

“Roahn?” Kit asked the woman being hugged by Dimitri in their floor mat. She woke up as it was the middle of the night, and when she saw him, he shook Dimitri awake. They sat in the other side of the cell.

“Hey there Kit” Dimitri smiled at the toddler.

“Hi Shy” Kit said.

“What is it Kit? Are you hurt?” Roahn said stretching her arm for the kid to hold her hand through the bars. The kid took it.

“I am cold upstairs. So I thought you were very cold here too. Its always chilly down here” the kid grabbed the blanket he had carried all the way down and gave it to Dimitri. “I dont want the baby to be cold”.

They looked at each other with a pained and proud expression.

“Do you…wanna see how she moves?” Roahn asked the toddler who instantly put a smile on his face.

Roahn went close to the cell and told the kid to get closer. Kit did. She grabbed his tiny hand and put it on her abdomen. Curiously she moved. As if the little one inside her knew.

“She’s rowdy!” Kit said. The word coming from how Layo would call him sometimes. Kit was an smart boy.

“Yes she is!” Roahn laughed along.

“I cant wait to play with her!” Dimitri and Roahn went stiff “I mean, if I can…” Kit cleared up sensing their discomfort.

Roahn took his hand into hers and gave it a little kiss.

“Of course you can” she said looking at her son in the same hazel eyes she had. His worries escaped his face to be turned into smiling.

“What would you call her, Kit?” Dimitri asked him.

Kit reflexed for a bit, looking at the ceiling.

“Bunnie!” He said “oh! Or Sara! Or Emi!”

“Where did you take those names from?” Dimitri giggled. They were good names.

“Master is writing a new book. I am a character there too!” He said proudly.

“Oh? You are?” Dimitri said, resting his chin in one hand. Roahn thought it had been a long time since she saw him smile like that. Not since Olivia.

“Yes! I am a dog!” Dimitri stopped right there with a shocked face. He cracked a humorless laugh. He really hated Layo for doing that sick joke.

“Do you like dogs Kit?” He asked anyways.

“Yes!! Sadly master doesn’t like them…” Kit pouted.

“Hey Kit, what if I told you there’s a place where you could have a lot of dogs?” Dimitri asked him Roahn looking at him.

“Eh?! Really? Where’s that?” Kit asked getting closer.

“I can take us there but I need you to tell me something. I only will ask you to see one thing everyday ok?” He said getting closer to him. The camera and the microphone were not a problem. They had been tricked for years.

“Everyday?”

“Yes”

“What?”

“If you ever see big men with black suits tell me what day they come in alright? Or if master says something about an auction tell me. And then we will go to that place, Alright?” Dimitri said. Roahn wasn’t sure if the kid had gotten all, but Kit was smarter than they could see.

He already knew how to read.

“An auction? Like last time?”

Dimitri couldn’t help himself from looking down for a bit.

“Yes, Kit. Like last time. Would you do that for us?” She asked him calmly.

“Ok. I will tell you” Kit said. “Im going to sleep. Goodnight” Kit said going away.

“Wait!” Dimitri yelled, the kid turned back.

“Thanks for the blanket” Roahn said covering her and Shy.

“We love you Kit” Dimitri said. The kid didnt know how to take that and just blushed before running off.

Dimitri and her laid down again. After a moment, the woman’s arms squeezed him lightly.

“Are you sure?” Roahn asked him.

“We cant let this slip off again, Roahn” he said.

“You have changed” she told her “I remember you telling me you didnt have bad thoughts about your owners”

Dimitri embraced her stronger dipping his face into her neck.

“Ivan was all I had. And he was taken from me. He was killed by a bunch of brainless fuckers. I told myself I wouldn’t fixate on his dead. And tried to forget. But when that happened…” Roahn reached for his hand and squeezed “I knew I couldn’t ignore it anymore. I cant let this freaks fuck with us anymore. We have to go before the auction. Much more longer before that”

“Three months” Roahn said “after she’s born, three months and we will go”

“In that time I’ll have it all ready” Dimitri kissed her shoulder “I wont fail this time” he said as she smiled.

His face had a big scar that went all the way from his cheekbone to his neck.

Layo had tried to cut his carotid when they tried to escape the first time. And he almost succeeded.

-

The baby was born a week later. Kit was amazed by the baby’s arrival. Apparently her name was Jen. Although Kit thought how Bunnie would have had suit her better he went on. For him Dimitri was the only way of knowing how she was doing. Kit was a curious child so he would ask him lots of questions. Dimitri had received some education but many of his questions beat him. At those times he would pat him and tell him the library had a book about that day’s question they could read together.

Sometimes, when they knew there was no one in the house but them, he let Kit sit on his leg.

By now Dimitri and Roahn had to wear clothes at all times except when their genitals were required. They weren’t that used to be so covered but definitely it was warmer. And less humiliating. But the mounting…those were nights were those rules didn’t matter.

“How is Jen and Roahn?” Kit asked him.

“They’re ok. Jen is a very healthy baby. You would love her” Dimitri said.

“I would have loved if she was named Bunnie though…” the kid pouted. Dimitri laughed.

“You know my name isn’t Shy?” He said the kid opening his eyes amused.

“Then what’s your name?”

“Dimitri” He said with a bitter sweet smile. It was the name his brother had gave him. He wanted to tell him to call him dad, but right now that was too risky.

“What a pretty name! Why are you called Shy by Master then?” Kit asked. Dimitri pursed his lips together and touched his scar.

“Its a nickname”

“Nick…?”

“A name only good friends call each other”

“But you don’t like Master at all…”

“Well, some nicknames are for people you don’t like” he giggled wryly.

“Hey, Sh—Dimitri, what does “slave” mean?” The kid asked him, getting his full attention.

“Master called me that the other day when I dropped a bit of juice. I dont know if its a good nickname…” Dimitri held him strong.

“You dont need to know that Kit” he said to him “You’re a good boy ok?”

Kit thought about the many times he had been called bad things and found comforting he said that. So he hugged back.

They stayed there like that for a while.

—

At night, report.

“They havent mentioned it yet then Kit?” Dimitri asked him from the other side of the cell. Kit shook his head, his curly black hair flopping.

“Thats perfect. And what is master doing on thursday?”

“They have their cocktail party and go early” kit said. Dimitri was making mental notes.

“When do they go on their trip?” Dimitri asked him looking up.

“On sunday”

Dimitri has made his plan. Five days were a bit short but the three months had passed and he had it all ready. The few money he could slip from change. A few clothes. Tools. Food. They were ready to go.

“Kit, in Sunday I need you to do something fun. Would you grab your binoculars and tell me when they go and bring me the keys in Master’s office?”

Kit physically did a step back.

“What is it?”

“Im…not allowed there…I cant…”

“It’s ok Kit. Dont worry. Can you play explorer and tell me when they go then?” The kid shook his head vigorously. “You’re such a good kid, Kit” he revolved his hair. And gave him a candy hidden in the downside of the mat.

“Ah! Thank you Dimitri! I love you!” Kit said while hugging him through the bars. Dimitri had to be really strong to hold the tears in.

“I love you too Kit” he said watching him go off.

He stared at the ceiling unable to sleep.

How much he wished Cal and Olivia were there too. But the pain of losing them wouldn’t happen ever again.

Even if he died at it. They would go and get freedom.

[fvck-fatcamp]

im not waist training today cause ion wanna + my outfit is cute :( issa crop top. i never owned a shirt like this one. i'll reblog with a photo later. my confidence has skyrocketed ♡ whether its just today or permanent, idk, but what i do know is i havent felt this happy in my own skin in a long time.

im still gonna exercise today though cause its not Sunday yet.

on another note, i decided to fast everyday. from 6 PM to 10 AM so dinner is at 5 now 😭 this feels so unnatural.

i get hangry and irate during the fast and eating a protein breakfast bar to break my fast puts an undesirable sharp pain in my tummy, but i read that after 3 weeks (lord, help me 🙄) i'll get used to it.

anyway, thats my check in. uwu

oh and im changing my blog audience to be 18+ purely for the fact that although i dont plan to be child UNfriendly, i dont want to censor myself in the future.

this blog is meant to be raw, uncut, unfiltered, so i'll be adding 18+ to my description.

besides, im into bdsm hardcore, and especially since I identify as a rope bunny, i might mention my feelings on how i feel about my rolls when being tied up or suspended.

[scifikimmi]

Fanfic asks- multiples of 3!!

Why u always makin me do math

3. Favorite line / scene you wrote this year

"Wei Ying was the one the Heavens had graced. If they had graced Lan Zhan at all, it was in creating Wei Ying and giving him to Lan Zhan.  

Lan Zhan gently peeled Wei Ying's hands from his skin and raised them up to press a reverent kiss to the flesh of Wei Ying's palms. 

"Everything I am, is for you." " - from Scorching Snow and Screaming Silence

6. Least popular fic this year

Flying Feeling

It was small fandom AND an hp au. Lol

9. Longest wip of the year

Like one started this year? Maybe the "one date every week for a year" fic i am writing for Antique (2008) fandom. Not sure of a word count cus im writing in in a journal with a pen and havent moved towards typing it.

Longest one one worked on this yr might be the "secret garden sequel" that ive been working on for over a year called "follow the ssun" and its at 17.5 k rn.

There r some real real long ones from previous years that i cant remember if i have touched this yr or not. Like a Loki and thor one and a drarry fic.

12. Favorite character to wriite about this year.

I gotta go with Wei Wuxian from The Untamed (the show version specifically).

though perhaps his soulmate Lan Wangji may be equally guilty. I have never been so inspired to write so much for a pair of characters. Im pumping out fics and wips and plot bunnies so fast i can barely keep up.

15. Something you learned this year

Hmm. That I actually enjoy writing angst. I hadn't even considered it until this year and now im kinda into it. Its cathartic. I cry. U cry. We all cry. How can i make this already sad show more sad.

18. Current number of wips.

Listen... ug. Okay.

Number of stories i have half typed and plan to finish even if it takes literal years. About 10.

Fics i have abandoned and dont think I will finish ever. About 5.

Plot ideas i hope to one day actually get around to writing and r right now just bullet points and notes and lists. About 25.

21. Most memorable comment / review

I had a lot of really great and touching ones this year. The cql fandom is so lovely and supportive.

But my most memorable was the one by berlynn who pointed out that I had subconsciously replicated the scene between lizzie bennet and her dad near the end of pride and prejudice when i was having wei wuxian chat with his uncle about marrying lan wangji in my fic "a wedding of choice"

It was totally not on purpose and subconsciously done and it blew my mind when they pointed it out. Lol

24. Favorite fic you've read this year.

Wow. This is genuinely so hard to pick. It isnt even finished yet. But it might be "kissing you" by shirasade. It isnt earth shattering. Its basically shmoop with some canon angst and an excuse to make the main couple make out a bunch. But its good fun and well written and makes me feel things and i smile whenever i get an update in my inbox.

27. Favorite fanfic author of the year.

ARG THIS ONE IS HARD TOO. Imma go with etymologyplayground on ao3. I read and really enjoyed a lot of their cql fics and they write beautifully. @megafaunatic on tumblr.

30. Favorite fandom to read fic from this year.

This is dumb cus i feel like i go thru phases. Like first half of the year belonged to weirdly harry potter. Then i moved on to stranger things for a few months. And now im refreshing the cql/the untamed's ao3 page 4 times a day. Sooo.. those 3!

Thanks for all the questions... and making me try to do simple addition at 1 am.