#have you ever?

[metalbeardthepirate]

Have you ever

Eh!? Have I be ever? Have you ever?? Ye be speaking out yer rear me laddy! Have I ever??! I always be! Eh?? Ye be more off than a seagull on a cup of beer! I HAVE MORE THAN EVER! WHAT DO YE BE SAYIN'.

[colourofthekites]

Have you ever made someone cum on a bj?

oh absolutely, I'm very talented at giving head 👅

[x-heesy]

iNtOmYsOuL: gOoSeBuMpS

Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ

‚Tɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇᴘʟᴀᴄᴇᴅ?

Oʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴍɪɴᴅ

Jᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ?

I sᴀɪᴅ

I’ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴜʀɴ ɪᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ

I’ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋ (ᴀʟʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋ)

Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ

‚Tɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏɴᴇ?

Oʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ

Jᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ғᴀʟʟ ɪɴ sᴛᴇᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ?

I sᴀɪᴅ

I’ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴜʀɴ ɪᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ

I’ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋ

Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ?

Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ?

Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴇɴsᴇ ᴏғ sᴇʟғ

‚Tɪʟ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ?

Oʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ

Jᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ɪᴛ’s ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ?

I sᴀɪᴅ

I’ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴜʀɴ ɪᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ

I’ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋ

Aʟʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋ

Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ?

Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ?

Sᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ?

Sᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ?

Oʜ-ᴏʜ, ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ, ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ

Oʜ-ᴏʜ, ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ, ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ

Oʜ-ᴏʜ, ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ, ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ-ᴏʜ

Oʜ-ᴏʜ, ᴏʜ...

Sᴏ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴏғ Gᴏᴅ?

Dᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs?

Oʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ

‚Tɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇʟᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪғᴇ?

I sᴀɪᴅ

I’ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴜʀɴ ɪᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ

I’ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋ

Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ?

Have You Ever? by Urban Heat

@len0r @m-l-3 @bigbonzo 😭 🕺🏼

[1introvertedsage]

Have you ever noticed your heart speaking to someone else’s heart?

Someone you didn’t know or barely knew?

It’s really an interesting feeling 🙈

Not love or romantic. More like feeling it move differently (your heart).

[mentalisill]

you quite an ethubs enjoyer?

...................no..........

[leaking-brains]

Have you ever?

Have you ever stopped to smell the flowers?

Have you ever looked a crow in the eye and wondered how it saw the world?

Have you ever caressed the pedals of a flower blossoming under your care?

Have you ever ran like your life depended on it because someone thought it would be a great idea to chuck rocks at a hornet's nest?

Have you ever felt the spray of mist as you stood on your tiptoes leaning closer to the roaring water cascading down the cliff face?

Have you ever watched a scorpion crawl out of the drain and had your first thought be "I want to take care of you"?

Have you ever laid awake at night listening to the choir of frogs and symphony of crickets?

Have you ever held your breath as mama bear wandered closer only separated by a thin pain of glass?

Have you ever rolled down a dewy Grass Hill until you were dizzy and laughing at the bottom?

Have you ever had to close up shop early because there was a moose on the golf course?

Have you ever seen a hawk pluck a squirrel off a fence?

Have you ever tasted fresh herbs from the garden?

Have you ever been stuck sitting on the monkey bars as a herd of deer with sharp hooves and sharp antlers got way too close?

Have you ever mastered the art of catching snakes?

Have you ever been mesmerized by the moths dancing around the porch light?

Have you ever studied an ant hill?

Have you ever stood on the Lakeshore long enough that you were certain you would grow roots and never walk away?

Have you ever stared at a squirrel wandering what it thought of you?

Have you ever been going somewhere and then stopped to wander through fields of flowers?

Have you ever called back to an owl?

Have you ever painted eyes on the back of your shirts and hats to ward off mountain lions?

Have you ever run fingers along the hedge like fingers through hair as you walked past?

Have you ever stolen apples from your neighbor's tree?

Have you ever romped through brush and bramble to pick wild raspberries?

Have you ever gathered dandelion heads to make into jam?

Have you ever lagged behind because you stopped to study the flowers?

Have you ever watched bats dance through the night?

Have you ever had to be pulled out of a snow bank taller than you?

Have you ever walked through a forest and known to the very core of your being that the trees were alive?

Have you ever had a bumblebee tickle its way up your arm?

Have you ever watched a lizard eat a praying mantis?

Have you ever held a bird so small and delicate you feared you would break it?

Have you ever loved your home so much that the thought of hurting her was unbearable?

[brendonloverurie]

Hyper specific poll time!

If you could please consider reblogging this poll I'd appreciate it 🥺👉👈 my blog is kinda hidden/unknown so it might not get any votes. There's nothing sadder then a poll without votes lol! Thank you, and have a nice day. *smiles at you and gives you an evil squirrel 🐿*

[razorsadness]

Have you ever thought the best would come Till you realize that it had come and gone? Or have you ever got a second chance Just to fall in step and repeat the dance?

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[colourofthekites]

Have you ever hooked up with someone you knew you'd regret, just cause you were horny/bored/curious/desperate?

not "hooked up" with someone cause I've never had a real one-night stand but I've definitely sent nudes and had fun on snap with someone that the next day I just felt weird about

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

just saw multiple people asking in the comments of a post if they can use and wear a carabiner for their keys if they're bi or otherwise not a lesbian and I simply have to ask if people know that carabiners are used for many purposes beyond signaling lesbianism. like girl they were invented in the early modern period for their functional use as a clasp it's not like they're some closed lesbian practice......

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[hansoeii]

look at you, you're gorgeous!