#have an epic day gaymer

[denshadeyoyo]

MY BOI

drawing another gacha oc but digitally OoOoo. Speedpaint on my YouTube channel

[critical-birb]

On day two of playing BotW for the first time:

-I'm just boppin around minding my own buisiness hunting for shrines and some random Zora pops up and begs me for help. No, sir - I wanted to do fireblight first because that's the one everyone told me was easiest. But alas - waterblight here we come I guess??

-Lads I only have four hearts. Deep concern we might be a wee be underleveled here, but we PERSIST.

-Can't tell whether the elderly Zora are racist or whether they have a right to be passed at the Hylians - was not expecting politics. But stop blaming Link for not saving the world he's like seventeen. Sir, that's a baby.

-NO ONE TOLD ME I HAD TO FIGHT A LYNEL. I COMPLETED THE ENTIRETY OF TOTK WITHOUT EVER BEING ABLE TO DEFETE A LYNEL, NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO DO THAT SHIT WITH ONLY FOUR HEARTS???

-I accidently cut grass - I didn't know you could do that- and found a fairy!

-Immediatly lost the fairy fighting the Lynel. Also broke all my shields, all my swords, drank seven potions, and ate every piece of food I had including raw meat.

-Turns out I can also flurry rush! Totk once again, just did not work for me apparently. Why on earth parrying and flurryrushing never once worked in that game is beyond me.

-We kicked Lynel ass - I only died 1029390203 times and was so stressed I could feel my heart palpitations in my eyeballs and had to step away for a cup of tea so I wouldn't cry. Epic gaymer moment.

-Why can you sleep in Sidons bed????

[brostateexam]

for the gaymer ask post: 4, 14, 36

4. Best game soundtrack (full album or single track)?

Best soundtrack for a game: Rez. It was obviously going to be a rhythm game taking this category for me. Honestly, Melatonin is up there for me in terms of recent additions, but each of the tracks kind of lack the epic appeal of Rez.

14. Worst game you’ve ever played?

I've played a lot of terrible games. Mechanistically, there are plenty of games that are slow, where the controls feel gummy, where the load times are long, or that are just plain not that interesting, rewarding, or fun. To me, the worst games go beyond that into games that made me feel visceral disgust that was not intended by the developer. I can actually love games where I have to do something absolutely awful that makes me feel guilty, nauseated, or upset when that's the point of the game. Being made to saw off parts of my own body in a survival horror game? Good ol' fashioned fun.

With all those caveats established: the worst game I think I've personally ever played is Unepic :) It is a wholly unimaginative, dreary game that is so obviously a power fantasy for a straight boy nerd who doesn't get laid that I noped out pretty fast -- I think it was shortly before it became clear that I was going to be saving women from being raped and then getting to take the place of their rapists (consensually?) that I was like "this game is not for me" and uninstalled.

36. Hottest video game character?

We could be here all day. As someone who has perfectly normal and conventional taste in boys, I'll name a few: Fenris from DA2, basically every boy from Hades except for Hades, Iron Bull from DA:I, Iwai from Persona 5, and Sidon from BotW/TotK.

[proximityaims]

hello hello hehe

i hope youre doing swag and maybe even epic!! or at least okay, not every day is an epic day after all if every day were epic than no day would be epic

that reminds me that i think there was a movie named epic once. ANYWAYS hi and hello i am introducing ourselves just a tiny bit. by saying hi! yippee!

hai gamer! :D🌟

i am doing well, yeah! we’re just in pain because of cramps but doing okay! thank you! i hope you are also well

so true! everyday can’t be the best day ever or life would be boring as hell

was there? i’m associating it with that one animated rabbit movie about easter or something? is that the one? i’m gonna have to google this. HELLO GAYMER!!! ^_^ welcome welcome to the aimsey blog! yippie!!

[foxyk7]

Hi, your blog says you’re non-binary and gender-fluid? I am currently in an ✨epic gaymer gender crisis✨ and wondering how you know you’re both? sorry for intruding, feel free to just ignore this!

well, first of all in my country we unfortunately don't have any type of words for non-binary people, like they/them, and unfortunately for me I don't see my self as a girl or as a boy and because of that little inconvenience on my country I mostly don't care when people think I'm a boy nor when they use the ""right"" pronouns with me, and actually, I don't care what gender or pronouns people might think is the right one to use with me, and it's more easy to me, I don't need to go around and tell people the right pronouns they need to use with me and it just feels right to me, y'know?

as for the gender-fluid, I mostly don't care of what type of clothes I'm wearing. Am I looking like a boy or a girl? good, because I might be feeling pretty comfortable with what I'm wearing and I don't give a shit about what the people who hate my look think! because it's comfortable for me, this is what matter. Of course I mostly wear more "masculine clothes" but is all because it make me feel free, there was a time where I would recuse my self on wearing a skirt, but hey, those things are actually really good to wear! even more in a hot day (fortunately those last days have been pretty cold in here, is raining quite a lot, but is not that good for my internet).

Well that's practically everything I have to say, also go easy on your self, I had a gender crisis when I was younger, it was pretty difficult at first -since I didn't know ANYTHING about homosexuality or anything like that- and at start I even thought I was bisexual, but all the things I liked about boys was their freedom, I envy them. And them after a few month I discover I was a lesbian :v. (and the only ones on my family that know this is a close cousin of mine and my sister -who is also bi and gender-fluid-)

I haven't came out for my parents yet, but I hope that soon enough I will be able to tell them the true, and I also hope that they won't freak out about it, I don't care if they won't accept it I just don't want them to make it a big deal, even if it is a big deal for them.

[n0r14k1-k4ky01n]

hello! this might be a bit of a weird alsk but can i request headcanons for the crusaders x reader having a vibe session at 2 in the morning? maybe they just had a rough day and decided to listen to loud music at 2am and dye their hair to make them self feel better. the reader is a bit less verbal about their emotions so they just kinda vibe to music? thank you for your time, have a nice day/night/evening!

!!! First ask, woo!!! This is actually so adorable, I love it- I'm gonna say this takes place after the Egypt trip (in an everyone lives AU, of course) so no one is pestering you to sleep for obvious reasons, lol. Also, I wasn't sure if you meant for this to be romantic or not, so I made it kinda ambiguous. You can interpret it how you like tho!!

Crusaders Having A Vibe Session With The Reader At 2AM!!

Jotaro

Jotaro... Probably doesn't sleep very well anyways.

He hears you up and moving at 2am, gives a quiet yare yare as he realizes he's not gonna get any sleep tonight, takes a few minutes to mentally prepare, and goes to check on you.

He finds you as you're waiting for the dye to set, raising an eyebrow, but not reacting much otherwise.

He's used to nonverbal communication, not to mention observant as hell, so he can tell pretty easily that you're not doing so hot.

"... Bad day?"

You just nod in response. He sighs and sits himself down next to you.

This is a rare opportunity to lean on him without being pushed off. He might even put an arm around your shoulder.

He's gonna help you with the rest of your hair if you ask, but only if you explain how, and let him pick the next few songs. He has a very specific music taste, it's a wonder he's been listening to what you put on with only a few snide comments here and there.

... But he'll still take your music taste into account too. Don't point it out, he'll deny it and get grumpy.

When all is said and done, you're definitely gonna fall asleep first. If he's up, he's up. He won't move you (other than off his shoulder) but he'll shut off the music, and if you left your phone unlocked, there's a good chance he'll shut off any alarms you have. He's sure you need the rest, even if you might get pissy that he did something like that without asking.

As long as you're feeling a bit better, he couldn't care less if you're upset at him.

Kakyoin

Either he was already out cold by midnight, or he stayed up playing videogames. Regardless, he's gonna hear the music at some point, and go out to check on you.

He shows up before you've actually dyed your hair, a more confused than he is annoyed.

"Y/N, why on earth are you up this late...?"

"You don't have room to judge, Nori."

"...Touché."

He catches on that you're not doing so hot, and sticks around, trying to fall into a comfortable silence with you.

... The key word here is "trying".

He feels really awkward being around people in the first place, especially one-on-one. Add in the fact that there's nothing but the music to keep him from overthinking...

He's piping up every little while with a fun fact about something or another. He doesn't actually know what to say, but he can't stand the silence, so that's his way of trying to fill the void. He doesn't mind if you don't respond with much more than a nod, just acknowledge that he said something and he's fine.

He let's you pick all the music. He likes just about anything, and besides, you're not doing so hot. It's the least he can do.

He'd also absolutely help you dye your hair, and he already knows how. He's definitely looked into dying his own, but is too worried it won't look better than what he already has, or that it won't look good enough to be worth the time/effort/money.

Once again, you'll probably fall asleep first. This man has trained himself well in the art of "I'm doing something, sleep can wait". An Epic Gaymer™ of the highest degree.

He'll probably try to move you to your bed, but unless he can very easily pick you up, he's just gonna leave you there. Maybe shift you so you're lying down. He just really doesn't wanna accidentally wake you up.

Avdol

I'm gonna start this one off by saying I'm so sorry, I have no idea how to write for Avdol-

Probably still up when he hears you. One of my personal headcanons is that he opens his shop in the evening and shuts it down in the day, since tarot stuff seems to be a lot more popular with the night crowd, so he's on a bit of a weird sleep schedule anyway.

Immediately concerned. He's pretty good at picking up on other people's emotions.

"Y/N, you look down. Is there anything I could do to help...?"

Just ask him to stick around and he will. He might even make you some tea, if you like it. Or like, hot chocolate. But no coffee unless it's decaf, he's not about to let you stay up later than you need to.

He's okay with the silence, actually. Will open his arms up for a cuddle, if you want. He's such a good space heater cuddler.

He doesn't really know how to help you dye your hair, but he'll try if you tell him how! Honestly, just let him know what you need in general, and he'll do it in a heartbeat... So long as it's not gonna backfire in the long run, like caffeine, or starting a big task/project (it's the middle of the night, for Pete's sake).

Might suggest listening to quieter music after you've finished with your hair, in an attempt to help you wind down and maybe fall asleep.

... But it's a 50/50 as to who actually falls asleep first. If he manages to stay up, he'll try and carry you to bed. If he can't, he's gonna wake you up and tell you to go properly lay down. He feels bad about disturbing you, but it's better than letting you sleeping funny and get a sore neck.

Polnareff

See, Polnareff needs his beauty sleep. He's out at a reasonable time, 11 at the very latest, and your music absolutely woke him up.

He's gonna stomp out of his room grumbling and groggy.

"It's 2 in the damn morning, Y/N, what the hell...?"

Not the most observant of the bunch, so for him to clue in, you'll either need to look like death, or straight up tell him you feel like shit.

Any hint of grumpiness or sleepiness is gone in an instant, replaced by a small gasp and so much worry.

This man is absolutely going to help you with your hair. Hell, if you let him, he's going to try and give you a full-blown spa experience. Face mask, nail painting, he might give you a massage!! Please indulge him, it's going to be so nice and he's going to be so happy he could help. But, if not, he's more than happy to just sit with you.

However, unless you specifically ask him to be quiet, he's going to talk your ear off. He won't mind if you don't respond, he's more than happy to just blabber about anything that crosses his mind.

Hell, even if you do ask him to hush, he's gonna struggle with it. He never stops talking, the absolute dork.

He'll suggest songs he thinks you might enjoy, and will sometimes ask if you can skip one or two that he really doesn't like, but for the most part you have free range over the music.

He's going to try so hard to stay awake, but he's used to a full 8 hours or more, so he's falling asleep first. Though, when he wakes up, he's gonna remember what happened last night and apologize profusely for passing out on you. Oh, and compliment how nice your hair looks in the natural light, of course.

Joseph

Another early sleeper. When he was younger, he'd stay up until the wee hours of the morning with no problems, but nowadays he's pretty consistent about passing out at 10 on the dot. Your music woke him up, which is impressive, because he sleeps like a rock.

Manages to be less grumpy than Polnareff when he comes out, but not by much.

"Geez, Y/N, could you please save all the noise for the daytime?"

However, he's still got his paternal instincts, and as soon as he gets a good look at you, he's gonna know somethings up.

He's gonna insist on helping dye your hair. Hell, if the dye is temporary, there's a good chance he'll ask if he can dye his too! He doesn't see why not, and besides, it might get you to smile.

That's his main goal here, actually. He'll try not to talk too much, but similarly to Kakyoin, he's not great with silence. The difference is that he's gonna fill it with terrible dad jokes and over-the-top stories rather than fun facts. But if you really want him to shush, he'll try his best. He'll get quieter the later it gets anyways. He just wants to make you happy.

Expect him to hum along to any songs he knows, but he won't ask you to play anything specific.

Absolutely going to cuddle you if you let him. He's a very good cuddler/pillow.

Although he's probably really sleepy, absolutely refuses to fall asleep first. As soon as you're out, he'll shut off the music and carry you to your bed, no matter if he struggles with it or not. Tucks you in, pats your head, the whole nine yards.

... And then he goes and passes the hell out too. He's an old man, leave him be.

[ascel-vibes]

thank yall for making 2020 better *sobs*

original post was long so hope you don’t mind me making a new post aaa!!!

@shaykai !!!!! I’m glad I was able to be a positive impact in your year....!!! (and sorry I’m 3 days late to responding to the mention waahh) you’re an amazing artist and great person!!!! (your artwork and aus are always fun to see pop up on my dashboard!!!) Seeing how passionate you are in creating art and cosplaying is always amazing to see!!! and tysm for making 2020 a bit brighter!!!! <3 I hope you have an awesome new year!!! 

that said!!!

@the-goldenbot @zecoritheweirdone @mjthomas7 @abluepatientsoul @mercifulmelo @whatevenisthisblogwhocares (pretty much everyone on the ufst and kinhero server sghjkfd!!!!)

yall..... I’m super grateful for having met all yall aaaa....!!!! the ufst is pretty much the only server I’m active in (and comfortable speaking in!!!), and hanging out with yall in convos and vc always made me smile!!!! 

all of you!!! are amazing and just???? so talented and epic???? (yall are awesome artists, writers, gaymers, and bakers aaaa) I love every single one of you (platonically of course), and am proud of how passionate yall are in your interests and hobbies!!!! collabing with yall on kinhero has definitely been one of the best experiences I’ve had as well waahhh, and I’m super hyped to see it further develop!!!

tysm yall for being awesome ppl!!! (and thank you zec for creating the server!!!) I wish yall good luck in 2021!!! <3 (and remember I’m proud of yall!!!)

also!!!!

@shazos @spikeyjuniper @marlyjade

thank yall for being epic friends to hang with!!!! I’ve always enjoyed seeing yall in my texts/dms!!! :D (and yall are definitely super talented artists as well aaa!!!) I hope yall have a great new year!!!

I’m sure I missed some ppl (cause my memory sucks) but!!! If we’re mutuals or if I’ve ever interacted with you? You’re super poggers and I wish you a great year!!!

Everyone here!!! Stay epic and thank yall so much for making 2020 a better year!!!! And have a great 2021!!! <3

[year2000electronics]

if you put tommy and benrey in a blender you have me :) a few days ago i ate tic tacs at 2am bc i was hungy and i could see faster also i was extremely tired for some reason and it killed me on the spot. also epic autistic benrey and tommy momence, gaymer, shapeshifting is the dream and like evryne i wanna kiss gordon

NICE!! get those 2am tic tacs

this is starting to feel like my blog is a secret club and “i want to kiss gordon” is the password

[luckyrabbits]

Hello, my epic despacito gaymer!🌈💗🌈 Have a nice & lovely day/night!🌻👍🌻

this is my favorite thing ever

[homonormalactivity]

Day 24: I am braver than the US marines

I play a very gay household in the Sims all the way up until my mom comes home. I have rushed to exit my pride house seconds before she gets up stairs. Now that is what I call an epic gaymer moment.

[legendaryjohnmarston]

hiiiii fellow gaymer ur so epic poggers n i love you to pieces ur the greatest mwah mwah

!!!!! Hiii!!! Aw thank u!!!! Bestie ilysm I hope u have an amazing day!!!!! <3333

[violetsbaudelaire]

17 questions, 17 people

tagged by @weirdthoughtsandideas . thnx, gaymer.

Nicknames: Bunni, Neomi, Rissy/Risa

Zodiac: Libra uwu

Height: 5'8

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Last thing I googled: Hannibal Buress – Morpheus Lyrics (i was trying to meme, and i wanted to do it correctly dfsdg)

Song stuck in my head: it changes all the damn time but rn ig it's I Believe by Demi Lovato 

Number of followers: 143. i dnt rlly look at this number but wow i didnt expect over 100 ppl to follow this blog sdogihsdg ;w;

Amount of sleep: i dont even know any more. if i sleep? i sleep. 👀

Lucky number: i dont know if i have a lucky one, but i know my favorite number is 4.

Dream job: concept artist for a cute/cool rpg video game !

Wearing: black with white spots babydoll top

Favorite song: i dont rlly have one, actually? but my brain always goes back to Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito. 🦐 Actually it’s Sit Next To Me by Foster The People

Favorite instrument: ukulele and kalimba. love those. would love to own them one day. would love to learn to play them one day. sdoigfhsdg 😔

Aesthetic: cute, pastel, celestial, soft, naturey/flowery.

Favorite author: i dont rlly have one, honestly. i used to read a TON as a kid but now im like "eh". im so sorry sdogihdsg  😔 lemony snicket, fuck it amirite.

Favorite animal noise: cat noises r fuckin epic

Random: i can talk to u for hours on end about video games like holy shit 👀👌

i kno im supposed to tag 17 ppl but if u wanna do it, go ahead n do it sodgihsdg. feel free 2 tag me if u do it so i can pry in2 ur head, too. sdoghgf

[epicdas]

Quest for a Friend pt. 2

In a previous post, I opened up about the difficulty of finding genuine friends in Los Angeles. I also talked about one prospective in particular; a vibrant and colorful individual that happens to be addicted to drugs.

Since my last post, I have attempted several times to plan an activity with said individual. For the sake of continuity I’m going to refer to him as The Gaymer. The name is more appropriate. Over the last two weeks, I have tried to engage The Gaymer in a few daylight activities. Each scenario failed. I invited him to brunch, a movie, and a day at the beach. His response to the first two activities was, “Maybe. I’ll text you when I wake up.” I knew it wouldn’t happen judging from his pattern of sleep habits. Generally, he sleeps from 7am- 3pm. I didn’t get a text from him until nearly 5pm that next day. The following week, he reached out to me and said he needed a “bff’s night out”. I wasn’t feeling well but I obliged. Much to my surprise, my male roommate was going out as well. Even better, we were all heading to West Hollywood. I quickly threw a plan into motion and set for us to convene at The Abbey Bar & Grill.

The night was insane. We met at The Abbey and it was packed. I’m sure that this is normal but I’ve only been to The Abbey on two previous occasions and it was nothing like this. The music was POPPIN! I had my latest crop top on and my signature faux-fur crop jacket. I was having a great time. My roommate was fielding new clients (he’s a personal trainer), and we were all tearing up the dance floor! It was amazing! That is until I realized that The Gaymer wasn’t with us. He had been left behind because he chain smokes. He stepped away out of courtesy. Naturally, I went looking for him. He was the reason I came out in the first place. I searched for what felt like forever. During my search, I found 2 guys that also moved here from Chicago. One was bitch and we had 30 friends in common but had never met. The other was cool and clearly hetero-flexible but I was searching for my friend. We chatted briefly, he asked for my number, and I gave him my Instagram 😂. I didn’t have time for foolishness that night. Eventually I found my friend... and in that moment The Abbey was closed 😫. Onward with the show! The group reassembled outside the Abbey to decide our next steps. Sadly, there was a divide. We all wanted different things. My roommate was busy networking and trying to get new clients. Me, well I was like Dexter’s sister DeeDee (Dexter’s Lab - cartoon) running through his lab all wide eyed and bushy tailed. Everything was new and exciting and pretty 😉. Anyway, The Gaymer was all over the place too. In the end, The Gaymer and I left my roommate. En route to the next destination, we met 2 hot Canadian gents from Alberta, and 2 unbelievably sexy guys from Pittsburgh. I now had a posse! The final destination was Rage! It was my 1st time at Rage and certainly will. It be my last. We danced the night away 💃🏾.

This part of the story is where complications arise. Me being the social butterfly that I am, had found an after party! All the member of my group were invited except one; The Gaymer. I asked why and received a fake answer filled with half-truths. The truth was, they could see that The Gaymer was off/abnormal. I could see it in their eyes when they looked at him. It’s the look of recognition and then disdain. My heart sunk. I wanted the night to continue! I was meeting new people, and they seemed to genuinely like me. Maybe this time I would meet people that would text me back! Maybe this time I would meet someone that would say yes to brunch, or a movie, or a trip to the beach! I let my ambition get the best of me. I turned to my friend and quietly asked if he would be okay if I left without him. I ensured him that he was free to say no, in that case I would stay. I was serious about my statement too. However, I would have been crushed if he said no. It must have been coming off me in waves. He immediately said, “Oh, okay. Sure! Go! I’ll be fine.” I felt his heart break. Really, and I felt horrid for being so... LA. I would never abandon my Chicago friends like that. Friends are supposed to stick together. I had clearly let him down. In that moment, I had become everything I’ve come to despise about LA. In the scene, no one is loyal to anyone unless you have something to offer. Momentum, status, networking, beauty, money... those reasons seem to be leading factors to get people to spend time outside of events or the scene. An actual cup of coffee and a walk in the park doesn’t appeal to them. I abandoned the one person I’ve found to be myself around.

Needless to say, the afters was shit. One guy was actually cool and interesting enough to warrant an exchange in numbers. I have not heard from him since that night. Oh well 😔. I went home and felt horrid. I hadn’t eaten in nearly 14 hours (I was sick, eating would have been bad) and I could sense that The Gaymer was not happy with me. We hashed it out via text and promised to meet up in a day or so. Being the genius that I occasionally am, I planned a beach day for us. He was so excited that he used the iOS “Echo” screen effect to emphasize everything after that. It was cute. The next day, I packed a bag for what would be our “Epic Beach Day.” I packed things for the both of us. I wasn’t sure what he had or if he had anything super cute. It was going to be 84 degrees (in JANUARY!!! 🙌🏾) and we were going to Will Rodgers Beach! For those that don’t know, Will Rodgers Beach is the gay beach in LA. I’ve only been to Santa Monica Beach so i wanted it to be perfect. I packed fashionable and flirtatious swimwear, canteens for water, liquor for me (The Gaymer would be on his drugs of choice), weed, a Bluetooth speaker, coconut oil, and Prada sunglasses. The plan was for me to spend the night at the home of The Gaymer’s love interest. We would all go together in the morning. I went there, and spent the night but we never made it to the beach.

Come morning, I was awakened by the love interest and told a story I should have seen coming. The Gaymer spent the entire night high as a kite. Apparently he pestered the love interest for hours without relenting. The love interest desperately wanted sleep. Loverboy put his proverbial foot down and The Gaymer lost it. They had an argument and The Gaymer stormed off and left. He without saying a word to me. He left me in a stranger’s house without any regard of how it would affect me. The Love Interest made me coffee and said he would not be going to the beach. I finished my coffee and caught an uber ride home. I was disappointed. I was hurt. I chastised myself for getting my hopes up. I figured maybe it was recompense for abandoning him at the club for the fastidious gays just 2 nights prior. I made it home, crawled into bed and fell asleep sifting through my emotions. After that, I realized two things. The first is that The Gaymer will always be like this. He will always go off, or incite trouble, or make a scene. Why? Because of the nature of the drugs he seemingly cannot live without. Second, I will no longer attempt to do daylight activities with The Gaymer. I can’t babysit another adult all the time. If I am to build a network here in Los Angeles, I need to the people around me to be a reflection of me. The Gaymer could be an awesome ally in this frivolous land of endless summer. He just needs to be sober. I am not the person to impose that upon him. Our friendship will remain as it is. We will play video games, listen to music, talk, and do all things decent friends can do while in the comfort of his home.

[ascel-vibes]

This is a tumblr hug! Pass it on to your mutuals or followers if you want but just know that you are hella cool! (Also I will commission you again... one day)

!!!! waaahh you....!

*sobs as I return the hug*

you’re hella cool as well!!!! hope you know that!!!!

(and you have epic gaymer vibes! plus your ocs.... I love all!!!!)