#have a horse boyfriend

[reelbigchip]

my least most favourite best worst ship in all of homestuck yaaaay

i love the way they dont love at all

[xgatheringdust]

happy valentines day, theyre a bit too tuckered out to do anything fancy but thats ok

[rayclubs]

give me your Sniper takes

Okay so there are two crowds of Sniper fans.

The first crowd believes him to be an anxious mess who has every mental illness. Their Sniper is awkward, insecure, depressed, touch-starved, that Sniper needs to be reassured, hyped up, defended în social situations. They often pair him up with Scout or Demo, who is a more social type - the latter, for the record, I think is a good character duo, though this is the wrong way to go about it. You'll often hear this crowd talk about "sopping wet kitten of a man" and amp up his childhood drama. În other words, they recognize that Sniper has social issues, and believe that a miserable depressed whumpee is the only natural outcome of this.

Then there's the contrarian crowd. They really dislike sad wet kitten Sniper, so they assert that no, he doesn't actually have any social anxiety or childhood trauma at all. They claim it's not in the comics (it is), they misinterpret his professionalism, they pair him up with Medic or Spy to show off how cool and macho he is in comparison. You'll hear them talk about feral Sniper, and most hardcore porn is written by them.

Then in the middle there's me, who has childhood trauma we don't talk about on this blog, and who is pretty socially anxious, yet very distinctly not a mess. I figure that there's more directions one's personality can take as a result of this baggage than is depicted in fandom. Basically, I think Sniper's issues made him kind of an asshole and that's okay.

He has insecurities, so he adopts a professional demeanor and silently judges everyone who doesn't. He's been ostracized în childhood so he doesn't have any experience in building and maintaining relationships. He's anxious so he says rude things to people and barks at them to leave him alone. He gets all tense and twitchy in a crowd and thinks it's the crowd's fault, not his own. Even when he's trying to be nice, he has so little experience and positive role models in his life that he can't help being a dick.

I call it the Raymond Clubs Theory of a Socially Awkward Shithead.

[cryptdfish]

“white mourning.”

[turnip2001]

the world is so big and beautiful amd everything changes all the time. i love you Baby miniature horse chasing me

[sometimesanequine]

you wish you had the fish boyfriend dreams i do

[evilhorse936]

Was going to say that I made Jonathan and David the Sims 3 but you don't know who Jonathan and David are. You're missing out but you don't know who they are.

[hazellvsq]

reyna as the leader of camp jupiter and hazel as the outcast. neither can opt out of the system the way jason and nico, their counterparts, have, because the camp needs reyna and hazel needs the camp and neither have anywhere else to go. both so alone but unable and unwilling to help the other directly, uninterested in saving the other, instead going through the intermediaries of percy and hylla. both stoically bearing their burdens but inevitably going to crack under the strain. they have to be accommodating they have to polite and thoughtful at all times or they won’t survive in their positions. all duty little freedom and they aren’t friends and they’re both being manipulated by octavian and neither is allowed to snap in public. so strong but so lonely. roman girls <3

[muttsandmustelidae]

some pictures of the sweet boy because i’m not sure i’ve ever posted him on here <3 he’s not mine anymore, but i still love him a whole bunch

[astro-b-o-y-d]

'Ace doesn't like animals' That's nice, I've given him a cat AND a horse in an AU where he lives. Both by accident, they just showed up and attached themselves to him and he somehow got tricked into getting attached to them in return.

[voxiiferous]

Mothman Propaganda!

In the great question of who should be Vox's ultimate partner, how could it be anything other than the two great Moths??? Valentino and, of course, Mothman.

And really, how could the victor ever be anything other than the cryptid? He's an icon, he's in the news, there's a whole town dedicated to him (Mothman is ripped, Mothman has a six pack). He has wings, how can we know for sure Valentino does?

He's tall, he's mysterious, he's gorgeous, everyone knows of him. Don't you just want to curl up in Mothman's arms twenty feet above ground, looking down on everyone? Don't you want that for Vox?

Vote for Mothman before the polls close!

I like bouncing off your shininess, Like a moth I blunder. Point me towards the lover's moon And there I'll dream and wander. Dream and wander.

"Mothman" - Galloping Foxleys

[corpsebunniie]

cant horse to close to the sun, less i scare my boyfriend. so.

enjoy the low quality horse i made for him

[thentherewasfury]

Well.

[bumblebeehug]

help i've played sims the entire day, i think i have burn marks on my stomach from resting my laptop on it

[adamsvanrhijn]

Taylor swift's 2021 album Fearless (Taylor's Version) but make it blorbo

Jump Then Fall (Taylor's Version)

Fearless (Taylor's Version)

Hey Stephen (Taylor's Version)

Untouchable (Taylor's Version)

Superstar (Taylor's Version)

Tell Me Why (Taylor's Version)

The Best Day (Taylor's Version)

Fifteen (Taylor's Version)

White Horse (Taylor's Version)

You're Not Sorry (Taylor's Version)

Bye Bye Baby (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

We Were Happy (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

Breathe (Taylor's Version)

Forever & Always (Taylor's Version)

Change (Taylor's Version)

You All Over Me (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

Don't You (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)

The Way I Loved You (Taylor's Version)

If This Was A Movie (Taylor's Version)

Today Was A Fairytale (Taylor's Version)

Love Story (Taylor's Version)

Mr. Perfectly Fine (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

The Other Side of the Door (Taylor's Version)

Come in with the Rain (Taylor's Version)

That's When (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

[pawsitivevibe]

Chris (left) is Maestro's (right) boyfriend. But then Rockingham (centre) showed up and became Maestro's boyfriend. But I think him and Chris are finally accepting each other, so now they're a throuple.