#have a horse boyfriend

[reelbigchip]

my least most favourite best worst ship in all of homestuck yaaaay

i love the way they dont love at all

[rayclubs]

give me your Sniper takes

Okay so there are two crowds of Sniper fans.

The first crowd believes him to be an anxious mess who has every mental illness. Their Sniper is awkward, insecure, depressed, touch-starved, that Sniper needs to be reassured, hyped up, defended în social situations. They often pair him up with Scout or Demo, who is a more social type - the latter, for the record, I think is a good character duo, though this is the wrong way to go about it. You'll often hear this crowd talk about "sopping wet kitten of a man" and amp up his childhood drama. În other words, they recognize that Sniper has social issues, and believe that a miserable depressed whumpee is the only natural outcome of this.

Then there's the contrarian crowd. They really dislike sad wet kitten Sniper, so they assert that no, he doesn't actually have any social anxiety or childhood trauma at all. They claim it's not in the comics (it is), they misinterpret his professionalism, they pair him up with Medic or Spy to show off how cool and macho he is in comparison. You'll hear them talk about feral Sniper, and most hardcore porn is written by them.

Then in the middle there's me, who has childhood trauma we don't talk about on this blog, and who is pretty socially anxious, yet very distinctly not a mess. I figure that there's more directions one's personality can take as a result of this baggage than is depicted in fandom. Basically, I think Sniper's issues made him kind of an asshole and that's okay.

He has insecurities, so he adopts a professional demeanor and silently judges everyone who doesn't. He's been ostracized în childhood so he doesn't have any experience in building and maintaining relationships. He's anxious so he says rude things to people and barks at them to leave him alone. He gets all tense and twitchy in a crowd and thinks it's the crowd's fault, not his own. Even when he's trying to be nice, he has so little experience and positive role models in his life that he can't help being a dick.

I call it the Raymond Clubs Theory of a Socially Awkward Shithead.

[cryptiduni]

“white mourning.”

[bucksboobs]

Not going to blow up their spot but someone really replied to one of my posts saying “it’s the Bobby show now, wake me up when Buddie actually hook up and I’ll come back to the show.” And like… Bobby got ONE focus episode and you’re leaving? We don’t want you here.

[hazellvsq]

reyna as the leader of camp jupiter and hazel as the outcast. neither can opt out of the system the way jason and nico, their counterparts, have, because the camp needs reyna and hazel needs the camp and neither have anywhere else to go. both so alone but unable and unwilling to help the other directly, uninterested in saving the other, instead going through the intermediaries of percy and hylla. both stoically bearing their burdens but inevitably going to crack under the strain. they have to be accommodating they have to polite and thoughtful at all times or they won’t survive in their positions. all duty little freedom and they aren’t friends and they’re both being manipulated by octavian and neither is allowed to snap in public. so strong but so lonely. roman girls <3

[muttsandmustelidae]

some pictures of the sweet boy because i’m not sure i’ve ever posted him on here <3 he’s not mine anymore, but i still love him a whole bunch

[pastellmochi]

youre so funny youre like if a friend had a cooldown period. bro is mia

HEEEEEEEEEELP SORRY BRO i just hafta make it outta here but we can prolly talk later today <333

HOW HAVE OYOU BEEN THOUGGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know times have been tough but ive been listening 2the dracyopress malfidori playlist oyou sent anf why d o you have me almos t crying to emo music ........... liked a lotta the dolls kill songs anf i dont listen 2 mitski a whole lot but i understand why a lotta oeople do !!! its also jus really nice hearing music that is like apart of you / knowing more ab you through it nd i think its cool ure playlist is v v cohesive and also helped me get back into drawing not even gonna lie it was comforting to listen to <33 doodlin in a lms van colored tiny sketchbook my big bro gave me its jus like he saaid you cant stop drawing in there even if it turns out bad ... something ab small notebooks is really good for art i think

on another note id realluy wanna know what your dreamh ouse is bc i think my new dream is to have ahorse live in my house bro Look at him what the ekc

if i was rich i woul dmake the tomodachi life island with you and all my other friends and there would be a horse roaming around and stuff and you can talk to him ifyou want

iwill go eat anf stuff but we can catch yp later todaay i wanna say hallo.to all my friends iThink :) Oh oh !!!!!!!!! side note ive been realluy thinking ab the wild wild west ... howwould you and your f/os be like in wild wild west AU .... dont have a ton of good photos but like gunslingin' f/o .. wanderer already does that stupid hat covering face and then looking up thing he might as well also have a gun and gross tattered cloak

also just this

[voxiiferous]

Mothman Propaganda!

In the great question of who should be Vox's ultimate partner, how could it be anything other than the two great Moths??? Valentino and, of course, Mothman.

And really, how could the victor ever be anything other than the cryptid? He's an icon, he's in the news, there's a whole town dedicated to him (Mothman is ripped, Mothman has a six pack). He has wings, how can we know for sure Valentino does?

He's tall, he's mysterious, he's gorgeous, everyone knows of him. Don't you just want to curl up in Mothman's arms twenty feet above ground, looking down on everyone? Don't you want that for Vox?

Vote for Mothman before the polls close!

I like bouncing off your shininess, Like a moth I blunder. Point me towards the lover's moon And there I'll dream and wander. Dream and wander.

"Mothman" - Galloping Foxleys

[corpsebunniie]

cant horse to close to the sun, less i scare my boyfriend. so.

enjoy the low quality horse i made for him

[thentherewasfury]

Well.

[fazcinatingblog]

Wait since when does James wear a glove

[bumblebeehug]

help i've played sims the entire day, i think i have burn marks on my stomach from resting my laptop on it

[adamsvanrhijn]

Taylor swift's 2021 album Fearless (Taylor's Version) but make it blorbo

Jump Then Fall (Taylor's Version)

Fearless (Taylor's Version)

Hey Stephen (Taylor's Version)

Untouchable (Taylor's Version)

Superstar (Taylor's Version)

Tell Me Why (Taylor's Version)

The Best Day (Taylor's Version)

Fifteen (Taylor's Version)

White Horse (Taylor's Version)

You're Not Sorry (Taylor's Version)

Bye Bye Baby (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

We Were Happy (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

Breathe (Taylor's Version)

Forever & Always (Taylor's Version)

Change (Taylor's Version)

You All Over Me (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

Don't You (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)

The Way I Loved You (Taylor's Version)

If This Was A Movie (Taylor's Version)

Today Was A Fairytale (Taylor's Version)

Love Story (Taylor's Version)

Mr. Perfectly Fine (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

The Other Side of the Door (Taylor's Version)

Come in with the Rain (Taylor's Version)

That's When (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

[ultimateaclrecovery]

It’s not even my birthday yet and I already got a free cookie from crumbl and a free shake from smash burger. Shout to past Emma for signing up for rewards and getting free birthday things 😊

I will be good and wait for tomorrow for the rest of my presents. Although I give my mom a list and told my dad very specifically what to get so probably not a lot of surprising but still fun and exciting. My last night of being in twenties!

[dirt-str1der]

I dont get why in some kazumaji fics people make majima the jealous boyfriend when he seems quite eager (maybe not eager but willing) to matchmake his love interests with other people. Jealous boyfriends would be people like mine or yuya who is like a rabid animal when people look at daigo or kazuki respectively

[pawsitivevibe]

Chris (left) is Maestro's (right) boyfriend. But then Rockingham (centre) showed up and became Maestro's boyfriend. But I think him and Chris are finally accepting each other, so now they're a throuple.