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reelbigchip · 25 days ago
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my least most favourite best worst ship in all of homestuck yaaaay
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i love the way they dont love at all
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rayclubs · 6 months ago
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give me your Sniper takes
Okay so there are two crowds of Sniper fans.
The first crowd believes him to be an anxious mess who has every mental illness. Their Sniper is awkward, insecure, depressed, touch-starved, that Sniper needs to be reassured, hyped up, defended în social situations. They often pair him up with Scout or Demo, who is a more social type - the latter, for the record, I think is a good character duo, though this is the wrong way to go about it. You'll often hear this crowd talk about "sopping wet kitten of a man" and amp up his childhood drama. În other words, they recognize that Sniper has social issues, and believe that a miserable depressed whumpee is the only natural outcome of this.
Then there's the contrarian crowd. They really dislike sad wet kitten Sniper, so they assert that no, he doesn't actually have any social anxiety or childhood trauma at all. They claim it's not in the comics (it is), they misinterpret his professionalism, they pair him up with Medic or Spy to show off how cool and macho he is in comparison. You'll hear them talk about feral Sniper, and most hardcore porn is written by them.
Then in the middle there's me, who has childhood trauma we don't talk about on this blog, and who is pretty socially anxious, yet very distinctly not a mess. I figure that there's more directions one's personality can take as a result of this baggage than is depicted in fandom. Basically, I think Sniper's issues made him kind of an asshole and that's okay.
He has insecurities, so he adopts a professional demeanor and silently judges everyone who doesn't. He's been ostracized în childhood so he doesn't have any experience in building and maintaining relationships. He's anxious so he says rude things to people and barks at them to leave him alone. He gets all tense and twitchy in a crowd and thinks it's the crowd's fault, not his own. Even when he's trying to be nice, he has so little experience and positive role models in his life that he can't help being a dick.
I call it the Raymond Clubs Theory of a Socially Awkward Shithead.
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cryptiduni · 1 year ago
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“white mourning.”
#‘‘A white mourning. A modern death. Divorce or something similar. All you can do is put more distance between you & him. make him smaller.’’#jean is a very easy character to hate if you know nothing about him. & you know what they say. easy target doesn’t make for a good practice#judit literally compares harry to intellectually disabled man yet you don’t see ppl hating her because she is outwardly nice.#she’s polite yes but she doesn’t care as much as jean cares for harry#he is not perfect. he is mean. but loyal. if he truly didn't care he wouldn't hab come back to martinaise & coulda just reported harry’s as#he put up with du bois’ bullshit for years and built a toxic (totally straight) relationship with him yet always comes back.#he says he will leave you in the village to die but please understand harry isn't exactly a great person. especially pre-bender hdb.#planned a make up joke & put on a wig for hdb even tho he wasn’t the who started the whole fiasco#you can hate him all you want for leaving harry before & during tribunal but how could he have foreseen all this bullshit would have happen#his second leaving is kinda bullshit writing but#jv is dealing with his own demons too. clinical depression. partner almost died. job is shit. case spiraling out control#i do not blame the DE staff either. sometimes shit just happens. not everything needs a grand explanation.#but it definitely coulda been handled better. but i understand. resources were sparse.#i relate to ​jv. as someone with temper issues & attention problems i have to remove myself from the scene or i'll say shit i'd regret late#my man is having the worst week of his life. leave him alone.#kim is great but have u heard of a man who thinks he's old when he is only 30 & luvs horses & his commie boyfriend that he's divorcin' soon#disco elysium#de fanart#jean vicquemare#disco elysium fanart#jean heron vicquemare#jean posting#illustration#de#artists on tumblr#I WANTED TO DRAW THIS FOR MONTHSSS YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE. HE LITERALLY HAUNTED ME IN MY SLEEP!!!#i love him normal amount. very healthy. much feelings#my little maiu maiu#cryptiduni#my art
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bucksboobs · 6 months ago
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Not going to blow up their spot but someone really replied to one of my posts saying “it’s the Bobby show now, wake me up when Buddie actually hook up and I’ll come back to the show.” And like… Bobby got ONE focus episode and you’re leaving? We don’t want you here.
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hazellvsq · 1 year ago
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reyna as the leader of camp jupiter and hazel as the outcast. neither can opt out of the system the way jason and nico, their counterparts, have, because the camp needs reyna and hazel needs the camp and neither have anywhere else to go. both so alone but unable and unwilling to help the other directly, uninterested in saving the other, instead going through the intermediaries of percy and hylla. both stoically bearing their burdens but inevitably going to crack under the strain. they have to be accommodating they have to polite and thoughtful at all times or they won’t survive in their positions. all duty little freedom and they aren’t friends and they’re both being manipulated by octavian and neither is allowed to snap in public. so strong but so lonely. roman girls <3
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muttsandmustelidae · 5 months ago
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some pictures of the sweet boy because i’m not sure i’ve ever posted him on here <3 he’s not mine anymore, but i still love him a whole bunch
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pastellmochi · 4 days ago
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youre so funny youre like if a friend had a cooldown period. bro is mia
HEEEEEEEEEELP SORRY BRO i just hafta make it outta here but we can prolly talk later today <333
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HOW HAVE OYOU BEEN THOUGGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know times have been tough but ive been listening 2the dracyopress malfidori playlist oyou sent anf why d o you have me almos t crying to emo music ........... liked a lotta the dolls kill songs anf i dont listen 2 mitski a whole lot but i understand why a lotta oeople do !!! its also jus really nice hearing music that is like apart of you / knowing more ab you through it nd i think its cool ure playlist is v v cohesive and also helped me get back into drawing not even gonna lie it was comforting to listen to <33 doodlin in a lms van colored tiny sketchbook my big bro gave me its jus like he saaid you cant stop drawing in there even if it turns out bad ... something ab small notebooks is really good for art i think
on another note id realluy wanna know what your dreamh ouse is bc i think my new dream is to have ahorse live in my house bro Look at him what the ekc
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if i was rich i woul dmake the tomodachi life island with you and all my other friends and there would be a horse roaming around and stuff and you can talk to him ifyou want
iwill go eat anf stuff but we can catch yp later todaay i wanna say hallo.to all my friends iThink :) Oh oh !!!!!!!!! side note ive been realluy thinking ab the wild wild west ... howwould you and your f/os be like in wild wild west AU .... dont have a ton of good photos but like gunslingin' f/o .. wanderer already does that stupid hat covering face and then looking up thing he might as well also have a gun and gross tattered cloak
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also just this
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voxiiferous · 1 year ago
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Mothman Propaganda!
In the great question of who should be Vox's ultimate partner, how could it be anything other than the two great Moths??? Valentino and, of course, Mothman.
And really, how could the victor ever be anything other than the cryptid? He's an icon, he's in the news, there's a whole town dedicated to him (Mothman is ripped, Mothman has a six pack). He has wings, how can we know for sure Valentino does?
He's tall, he's mysterious, he's gorgeous, everyone knows of him. Don't you just want to curl up in Mothman's arms twenty feet above ground, looking down on everyone? Don't you want that for Vox?
Vote for Mothman before the polls close!
I like bouncing off your shininess, Like a moth I blunder. Point me towards the lover's moon And there I'll dream and wander. Dream and wander.
"Mothman" - Galloping Foxleys
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corpsebunniie · 5 months ago
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cant horse to close to the sun, less i scare my boyfriend. so.
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enjoy the low quality horse i made for him
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authenticaussie · 11 months ago
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You know, I get why people are always like "oh x superhero should wear a helmet it's better for stopping concussions", "oh Tim's Red Robin cowl was better than his domino because it prevented concussions", "Jason's so thankful his helmet stops him from getting concussions" and like. It does help protect your skull from exploding like a piece of ceramic!! But wearing a helmet doesn't STOP you from getting a concussion. Obviously it is MUCH better to wear a helmet then to not, but you can still get some pretty major concussions while wearing helmets.
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thentherewasfury · 4 months ago
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Well.
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steakout-05 · 1 year ago
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(DISCLAIMER: as of the 17th of August 2024, it was revealed that Craig is directly related to Barry, which obviously makes my Crarry art very awkward. this is here to say this was made before any of that was revealed and obviously wasn't intended to be a ship about... that.)
drew some ponays yesterday :)
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#barry steakfries#jetpack joyride#pinkie pie#my little pony#sorry if barry horse looks a little off i haven't drawn him in a hot minute#headcanon: Barry would be an earth pony cause he's a little too dim-witted to be a unicorn but he wouldn't be a pegasus because he found#a jetpack and can just use that to fly around now. he thinks it's cooler than a pair of wings anyway#and thinks everypony gets super jealous :D#Craig would be a unicorn because y'know.... he's kinda like book horse and he's a Certified Egghead™#his cutie mark would probably have something to do with invention or creativity#since some people theorise he's the scientist from Robot Bird and he keeps giving Brains ideas on how to make his guardbots better in JJ2#Brains would also be a unicorn#but probably created a potion or found a spell or made a mechanical pair of wings to make him into a (technical) alicorn#because y'know he wants power and is a mad scientist dude#his cutie mark would probably be something magic-mechanical related#since in Equestria the AOZ portals would be a type of magic and whatnot#so it'd make sense that his CM is slightly more magic related than Barry and Craig's#why am i just rambling about horses in the tags what the hay#also Pinkie and Barry would probably be the best of friends along with Rainbow Dash :)#Craig would hang out with Twilight and Fluttershy cause they're relatable to him#and Brains would probably join a league of mlp villains or something i dunno#you know that episode '28 Pranks Later'? yeah Brains would do that but with real zombies#anyway uhh.... horse boyfriends :)
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fazcinatingblog · 7 months ago
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Wait since when does James wear a glove
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#James aish#beautiful boy#Carlton were mean to you Jimmy#i want to say he's copying Nat but no it was an elbow sleeve that Nat wore#nat drives James' car and finds a glove in the glove compartment and thinks he's having an affair with Travis Cloke#'jim when did you join Collingwood?'#'oh ah would've been around 2016' *nat does the maths* 'so you knew Travis cloke!'#'um yeah Nat everyone knows Travis Cloke he's---' 'a well respected member of the gay community?????'#nat starts fuming and worries he's losing his boyfriend to Travis cloke#'what does that big oaf have that i don't????' nat fumes#james comes home and there's several horses and donkeys in the kitchen#'nat??? did you leave the back door open again?' James calls out warily looking at the animals in his kitchen#nat comes running in to the kitchen 'oh i forgot to stir the soup' and#'babe there's donkeys in here' James says slowly and Nat flashes a grin 'yeah aren't they great we're having pumpkin soup your favourite'#'i haven't had pumpkin soup since Brisbane days when i was depressed eating cup a soups-- wait did you find my pocket profile from 2014???'#nat blushes and quickly throws a tea towels over his scrapbook of James Aish mementos#James starts leading the donkeys out of the kitchen and Nat's like 'wait Jim i thought you were into this thing'#'no definitely not' James retorts and takes the animals outside#he comes back and Nat's like 'babe i can't pack mark between three opponents any more I'm sorry'#James blinking confusedly 'i don't want you to do that you might get hurt'#'but...' nat says frowning 'what is it about Travis that you're into I've been racking my brain all day---'#'Travis?????' James said 'you mean coyler that tea drinking weasel who---'#Nat quickly pushes his cup of jasmine tea across the bench#'no babe i love you and your tea drinking i didn't mean it's just that Colyer-- he microwaves his tea'#'oh okay' Nat said 'yeah totally ok now back to Travis Cloke'#'Travis Cloke?????' james cries 'i haven't thought about him since i found that guernsey in your wardrobe signed by David---'#'i grew up a tigs fan Jim'#'oh phew i thought you were cheating on me with David'#'is that why you tried to grow a moustache that week?'
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bumblebeehug · 8 months ago
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help i've played sims the entire day, i think i have burn marks on my stomach from resting my laptop on it
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adamsvanrhijn · 8 months ago
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Taylor swift's 2021 album Fearless (Taylor's Version) but make it blorbo
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Jump Then Fall (Taylor's Version)
Fearless (Taylor's Version)
Hey Stephen (Taylor's Version)
Untouchable (Taylor's Version)
Superstar (Taylor's Version)
Tell Me Why (Taylor's Version)
The Best Day (Taylor's Version)
Fifteen (Taylor's Version)
White Horse (Taylor's Version)
You're Not Sorry (Taylor's Version)
Bye Bye Baby (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)
We Were Happy (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)
Breathe (Taylor's Version)
Forever & Always (Taylor's Version)
Change (Taylor's Version)
You All Over Me (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)
Don't You (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)
You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)
The Way I Loved You (Taylor's Version)
If This Was A Movie (Taylor's Version)
Today Was A Fairytale (Taylor's Version)
Love Story (Taylor's Version)
Mr. Perfectly Fine (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)
The Other Side of the Door (Taylor's Version)
Come in with the Rain (Taylor's Version)
That's When (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)
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ultimateaclrecovery · 1 year ago
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It’s not even my birthday yet and I already got a free cookie from crumbl and a free shake from smash burger. Shout to past Emma for signing up for rewards and getting free birthday things 😊
I will be good and wait for tomorrow for the rest of my presents. Although I give my mom a list and told my dad very specifically what to get so probably not a lot of surprising but still fun and exciting. My last night of being in twenties!
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