#hauntiest house au

[eunchancorner]

yes‼️ HHAU art‼️

And for this, I will be answering this ask with the first ever official HHAU art!

[xfriki26]

Streber has the haunted house game too, and I bet Blaz is over the moon about this whole thing, pun intended

OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE HAUNTIEST HOUSE TEAM I'M AN IDIOT.

Of course they would be shocked to discover that their friend has turned into a monster. They would ask him hundreds of questions like "Do you think silver hurts you?" "Can you remember what you did as a wolf?" "Can you still eat chocolate?" And Streber would be totaly happy to answer them.

[crossover-enthusiast]

I dont know if im getting to ahead on the story of the Au BUT

I cant stop thinking about the meeting with Susie and her parents in the Hauntiest of Towns Au.

With Pump the reunion would be more easy, he is trilled to see his parents again! (even if he barely remembers them) But Susie...

She is furious that they dared to come back, maybe its because the curse made her more violent but she thinks her parents abandoned them on their worst moment and now she wont let them close to her (or Pump) again.

For some reason this scenario reminded me of that batim song "welcome home"

OOOOOO

Okay honestly I was thinking of the kids' reactions to their parents too

Like. I can completely see Susie lashing out at them, maybe even straight up chasing them away from their house because in her mind they don't deserve to even be near them anymore. Ough /pos

Also now I'm curious what happened to Mr. Wonder... wonder he turned into

[that-weird-mime]

OK SO I'm making another SM au based on Lobotomy corp/Limbus Company/Library of Runia AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME (mainly because I wanted to make a silly au and I ended up overdeveloping it so oh boy.) I call it Spooky Corp, because my lucky butt found out that there isn't an S Wing in the Lobotomy Corp universe yet, so I don't have to write around that. Ethan and Streber here though are part of the Bat team of the R Wing. While most of the soldiers are clones trained off death (that is. a long story, apparently.), Ethan and Streber are outsiders that have proven themselves.. and got the short end of the stick by being placed in the cheap no-gun team. Oh well. The entire hauntiest of house crew is part of it though, and they're all closer than family. Ethan in particular is strong because he's lived through some tough stuff.. stuff I will explain in a later post.

[sunny6677]

The Hauntiest Of Houses

The Streber and Bob incident in the Saturated AU. (Rewritten Scene.)

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TWS FOR IMPLIED BEATING (LIKE AS IN BOB BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF STREBER HERE), STREBER BEING RUDE, ETC ETC

(Pssst @mayisgoingnuts pssst)

Skid and Pump walk onto the porch, glancing around in confusion at some of the odd design choices and at the fact that there's basically no one on the porch.

"..uhh—"

Before Skid can speak any further, a tiny smoke bomb shoots out from the entrance of the door which he happens to turn his head toward. The bomb ends up hitting him in the face a bit because it tumbles foward more than it should. Skid begins to cause as the smoke goes off. Along with Pump.

Streber then pops out from the entrance, having a bored expression on his face. In a flat tone, he begins to recite some kind of speech, "Welcomeee.. to the hauntiest of houses, or.. something."

"..hauntiest of.. what?" Pump repeats.

"Houses. And.. ugh.. as you can see, I'm a veryyy real vampire. See?"

Streber walks out, forcing his mouth into a grin and pointing out his own obviously fake vampire teeth.

Pump and Skid just kind of look at him, with Skid seeming very unamused and Pump just seeming confused.

Pump raises his hand, "No, you're not. Those aren't real—"

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever." Streber goes behind them, gently shoving them into the house. "Just get inside already."

After doing so, he wipes off his hands, and let's out a sigh as he sets his hands on his hips. Bob approaches with an eager grin from in the background. And stands there with a smile until Streber notices.

Boredly, Streber says, "Uh.. welcomeeeee.. to the hauntiest of.."

He pauses. "..why is your devil mask blue?"

Bob answers cheerfully, "Uh—cuz it'll make the kiddies happy, obviously! They like bright colors."

Streber scoffs, completely breaking character and walking off to the side with a stern expression. "..hmph. With that kind of face, you'll probably make a kid cry."

..this offends Bob seemingly, who furrows his brows at this, frowning visibly.

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Meanwhile, two kids go through the Haunted House, nearly being shoved by Liv and then startled by Blaz who just yells some unintelligible gibberish out.

As Skid and Pump walk through, they don't appear to get scared, but do get mildly annoyed or just bored. When Aria attempts to scare them with a blank face, which makes them both just grumble. Ethan tries to scare them, but Pump just yawns, and this seems to make Ethan feel a bit hurt.

Bob walks through behind them, not holding up a bone or anything—but instead just holding up the vampire teeth Streber was wearing while proudly walking past an energetic Confi and an offended Leon.

When the kids finally go back out, Skid sighs from boredom.

"Man, that was.."

He trails off. Pump and him appear to notice something.

"Uhhhhh.. you okay?"

Pump asks Streber, who is just lying on the ground with a severe bruise to the face, but doesn't appear to be moving for whatever reason. And his arm (the one missing in canon) for some reason is kind of shaking. Streber has a visibly pained but still angry expression.

Streber angrily groans. "Whatever makes you two leave. Just run along now!"

This just makes the kid make facial expressions of annoyance, before slowly walking away while talking to eachother about how annoying Streber is.

Bob then slowly walks out, glaring at Streber who only glares back.

"..I'll be takin' these."

"What?!" Streber yells out, "Hold on—you get back here!"

He begins to run after Bob off screen, but then there is the sound of hitting and punching, and Streber goes flying back onto the porch with a severe thud.

[cryptidofthekeys]

Hmmm what aboutttt

Bib attacking kevin instead of streber that night?

What way to end the “hauntiest of houses”

GFHJDKJFHGDKF

Y'all are out for Angst n Bloodshed d a m n- ...I do wanna go ahead and state now that I don't usually take requests like this so I don't,, wanna make this a habit BUT... This one...

I'm assuming ya just mean regular old Spooky Month and not any AUs so-

TW: Violence, Blood, Implied/Maybe Death, Cannibalism, and Gore.

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Kevin had been hanging out at the Hauntiest of Houses aka the haunted house that Streber runs every year, now usually Kevin would be working right now but he managed to convince Rick and Radford since Rick wouldn't do all the work on his own to help out, he'd just owe them some major solids later on.

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The reason Kevin wanted to be here? ...Well, to hang out with Streber of course! The two of them had been together for awhile and well in all honesty, Kevin wanted to hang out with his boyfriend tonight, Streber had really wanted him to come by and stay at The Hauntiest of Houses for awhile!

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Before all the kids and everyone showed up, Kevin and Streber had just sat around and talked for awhile and then Streber had brought up the idea of Kevin even dressing up and participating to which Kevin had anxiety about "I-I Strebs, no... I... I can't... I'll just wind up... Messing everything up"

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Streber rolled his eyes "Oh, nonsense Kev! C'mon! It'd be so much fun to have you participating in The Hauntiest of Houses!" Kevin had still been reluctant on this "Strebs, I don't even know WHAT I'd dress up" And this caused Streber to grin, showing those fake fangs and he quickly grabbed Kevin by the arm and lead him into the room full of costumes.

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"I have plenty of costumes! Look, I'll make it easier for you, Kev, I'll grab some costumes I think would suit you best and you won't even have any lines to rehearse or say, it's simple, you just gotta scare the kiddies! The folks that came through!" Streber finally finished before walking over to the costumes and props.

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Kevin watched as Streber pulled out a giant sucker that had some spikes on it, almost like a big candy mace and handed it to Kevin who was a bit surprised how light it is "...What... What is this, Strebs?" And of course at Kev's question, Streber chuckled "Candy themed mace, I have a sort of... Candy Man themed outfit ...Not... Related to that one horror movie of course"

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Kevin blinked in surprise as Streber pulled out a costume now that fit with the candy themed mace, it was themed to well... Candy related things, the costume even looked like it had a few bites taken out of it for extra effect, the bow tie on it had a bite down out of it, the right side of the outfit did.

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Streber then grinned "...I think these would suit you perfectly if I do say so myself!" And then Kevin squinted in suspicion "...Streber... ...You literally designed these specifically for me, didn't you?" The man dressed as a vampire began to sweat a bit before chuckling nervously "...N-Nooo... No no, just, a little... ...Okay yes, but to be fair, you gave me inspiration!"

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Streber then put the costume and the candy mace prop down "I mean c'mon, Kev! Think about it, the kiddies and folks would be terrified of a candy-themed monster...! The candy fights back this Halloween night~!" Streber then draped his cape in front of himself for dramatic emphasis.

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Kevin couldn't help but laugh at that one "...Okay, that was cheesy..." Kevin then thought about it, and he could see the pleading almost puppy dog look on his boyfriend's face and then he sighed "...Alright, alright, I'll do it" Streber then beamed at Kevin's response "You won't regret this, Kev! I'll make sure of it! ...Do you... Mind any... Makeup...?"

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And so that was the start of it, first... Streber helped Kevin get the outfit on himself, Kevin looked at it and okay, he wouldn't deny ...He did sorta like ti, and then of course, Streber, along with some of his friends that were working in this Haunted House helped Kevin into some makeup themed along with this supposed 'CandyMan' monster.

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Kevin wouldn't deny, his face felt itchy but when he looked in the mirror, he damn near scared himself, there was makeup that was themed to be like he had a bite taken out of him in a few places, and then of course it also looked like melting candy and or chocolate in a few other areas "...H-Holy shit..."

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Streber grinned proudly "Well, whaddya think, Kev? ...Is... is it too much?" Streber asked, he was a bit concerned, not because he was worried Kevin didn't like it but he didn't want the other to be super uncomfortable or even in pain.

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Kevin shook his head "...Nah, I'm fine, Strebs... It looks... Really cool..." Kevin admitted as he held up his candy mace and this made Streber positively beam and okay that got Kevin's heart to beating wildly in his chest to see his boyfriend so happy with this "You look cool, Kev!"

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It was nearly time, the sun had just begun to set, so that meant the kids would be here soon and so Streber had gathered everyone in the same room, including Kevin and went over the plans with them, he made sure to not leave out a single detail since Kevin was just now joining them and well Kevin appreciated that.

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The other scare actors/actresses had encouraged Kevin as well, everyone could see how nervous Kevin was looking and acting, they had all encouraged Kevin and even reminded him of just how cool and scary he looked, in fact they had enough time, and so... They taught Kevin how to properly scare and sure they had scared HIM at first which Streber had giggled at.

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Which resulted in Kevin playfully bopping him with the candy mace but eventually, Kevin had seemed to get the gist of it and he nodded "...O-Okay, I'm ready... I'm ready..." And then Streber smiled reassuringly at his boyfriend "You'll do great, Kev, I'm sure we all will!" And then the man dressed like a vampire clapped his hands "Okay, let's get into place everyone! The kids are gonna love this!"

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Everybody knew where their places were, Kevin did not but luckily, Streber had gently taken him by the hand since, well, his other was also dressed up in makeup, just a simple melting effect, that's all, but Streber had taken his boyfriend's hand and decided for Kevin's sake... It'd be best if he was outside with him.

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"Okay, Kevin, since this is your first time ever being a scare actor, I'm gonna keep it easy on you, I don't want you stressing out! Just remember, have fun with it!" Kevin had nodded at Streber's words and then of course Streber had pointed to that bowl of candy sitting on the other end of the porch.

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He guided Kevin over and positioned him almost as if he were a statue "Okay, let me explain... You can stand over this candy bowl, and act like an animatronic... For example, gently swing your candy mace" And then Kevin hesitated for a moment before with one hand he just brought it up and down as stiff as he could manage to really sell the animatronic deal.

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Streber grinned happily and excitedly "That's perfect, Kev! Okay so just, keep doing that, and just turn your head from side to side every once in awhile, make sure to keep it stiff, rigid, a little janky even to REALLY make the kiddies believe your an animatronic... And then when they get close... BLEH!" Streber held his claws out.

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Kevin had nodded at that "O-Okay, I'll... I'll try my best, Strebs..." The man dressed as a vampire nodded and well while he couldn't risk kissing Kevin and ruining the makeup right now, he blew the man a kiss instead "You'll do great, Kevin... I know you will, just try to relax and have fun, that's what it's all about"

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And then with a final nod, Kevin had done exactly what Streber had asked him, just getting into the animatronic rhythm of gently swinging his candy mace and moving his head side-to-side, meanwhile Streber was just waiting in the darkness, the entrance of the haunted house until finally... Trick-Or-Treaters began to show up.

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Streber was the first to greet the first set of kids, just throwing down a little smoke bomb and acting like well, a vampire, welcoming the kids to the Hauntiest of Houses, even telling them as they could see he was a real vampire before flipping his cape to the green side, that mirror, Streber had invented himself, it made him look invisible to the kids.

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And the kids were absolutely enthralled by it, now before Streber had told them to go inside like he usually would, the vampire gestured over to Kevin who was still doing his animatronic movements, he was nervous deep down but determined "Now, go on kids! Go and take some candy, if you dare...! But beware! The Candy Man...! For he guards that bowl of candy...!"

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Kevin could feel his nerves rising a bit but he steeled himself, just keeping on with his animatronic movements, the kids had even pointed out which made him feel a bit better "Psh, yeah, that's just an animatronic!" And then they started approaching... Kevin was somewhat looking to Streber in a subtle manner.

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And sure enough when the kids had began to put candy in their buckets, when they finished, Streber mouthed the word 'Now' And then Kevin made a growl sound and began to step forward, raising his candy mace high, not actually going to hit the kids obviously but it scared the absolute hell out of them, they screamed and ran into The Hauntiest of Houses.

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Streber couldn't resist the little snort before he just began to laugh, Kevin wouldn't deny either, that was actually really fun... He can understand now why Streber seems to enjoy this haunted house so much and of course, Streber praised his boyfriend "You did AMAZING Kevin! For your first time being a scare actor...! That was great!"

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Kevin smiled happily at that, and so, the two continued, Streber would greet the kids likewise, and then gesture for them to take candy, after that did, Kevin would make a sound and raise his candy mace, the two worked in rhythm, eventually to the point where Streber didn't even need to mouth 'now' to Kevin anymore, Kevin had gotten the hang of his supposed 'Candy Man' role.

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It continued this way for a long while into the night, until Kevin had caught a glimpse of two familiar kids coming up and he muttered under his breath 'Oh god...' Not them... Of all the kids that could show up, it had to be, sure enough, Skid and Pump, beelining for The Hauntiest of Houses, now, Streber knew Kevin had some... Issues with those two but the vampire just shook his head.

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Likewise, Kevin would keep doing his animatronic movements, Streber would greet the two kids, and of course show them he was a real vampire, and okay, Kevin wouldn't deny, it was a little funny watching Pump look up in confusion and grab the little green stem on his costume because it was gone.

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And then likewise, it was Kevin's turn as Streber gestured for Skid and Pump to take some candy, they had ran up eagerly and grabbed some and Kevin well, attempted to scare them like he had been doing but both kids instantly recognized him even through the makeup and spoke simultaneously "Hi Kevin!" ...Much to the Candy Man's dismay who just sighed in irritation and lowered his mace.

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Skid and Pump did both compliment his costume though, saying that they thought it was so spooky and cool! And sure both Streber and Kevin were a little confused how the kids just seemed so fearless but hearing that they liked Kevin's costume and thought it was spooky and cool made Kevin smile and thank the kids which Streber was happy to see.

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And then of course Skid and Pump then ran off into the Haunted House, Streber had chuckled at that "...Well at least they still thought you were spooky and cool" Kevin nodded, and then Streber spoke up, he told Kevin he had to go take care of something real quick since no other Trick-Or-Treaters were coming up and Kevin nodded, watching his boyfriend walk off into The Hauntiest of Houses now.

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And now... Kevin was alone, he sighed and relaxed himself now, his neck was a bit sore from this movements and so was his arms, but either way, he was happy to do this for his boyfriend, and Streber seemed so thrilled, he seemed so genuinely happy by this and that made Kevin's heart flutter.

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He loved to see his boyfriend happy, he loved to see Streber happy like that... Kevin began to just, think about his boyfriend, just having some nice, pleasant little thoughts ...Before suddenly...

Boom... Boom... Boom... Boom, Boom...

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Were those... Footsteps...? Those were, loud and heavy footsteps that crashed against the ground as they walked and then creaked the wood of the porch, Kevin turned over and his eyes widened slightly as he saw a HUGE man dressed in a devil costume approaching, and Kevin got a chill down his spine, something about the man was off...

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But likewise, Kevin got into his animatronic position again and just kept doing that, he watched as the devil fellow climbed the steps and onto the porch, he had a massive grin on his face, a grin that was far too wide to be considered normal by any means, there was a look in his eyes that just... Unsettled Kevin...

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The man dressed in the Devil costume approached, towering over Kevin, just tilting his head a bit curiously before his eyes flickered down to the candy bowl, he reached down and like Kevin had been doing with all the kids and folks who came to the haunted house, he raised his candy mace and tried to scare the man.

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The man however just leaned back up and his grin seemed to somehow get even wider when he realized Kevin wasn't an animatronic, the man had quickly popped some of the candy into his mouth before standing now at his full height, he had to be at least 6'8" and for a moment it was silent...

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Bob looked Kevin, mostly down considering how tall he was, there was a look in his eyes that resembled hunger, he looked hungry, Kevin was getting more creeped out by the second and it didn't help when Bob spoke up, his accent had a Southern twang to it "...Did you know if you eat a human brain, you'll get a disease, similar to Mad Cow?" And then he drooled.

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His drool dripping down his chin and onto the wood below, and Kevin's eyes were wide at this point, he was silent for a few seconds... "...Wh-What...?" His voice was meek, afraid and that just seemed to entice Bob even more and then Kevin could see him pulling out a butcher's knife and his breath hitched in his throat.

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Kevin immediately tried to run but Bob had quickly grabbed him by the arm, his grip iron-like and his claws were digging into Kevin's skin who cried out, Kevin tried desperately to pull his arm from the man's grasp, and then he tried to scream out for help before suddenly, he was slammed, hard, onto the wooden porch below.

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Kevin didn't even get a chance to react as Bob was now crouched on top of him, just holding his mouth with his hand to muffle any sort of screams, Kevin was absolutely terrified, he was trembling and his eyes were wide as he stared up at the devil who just laughed cruelly at him "...Now, if ya just hold still fer me... ...Ah hell, who am I kiddin', this is gonna hurt regardless!"

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Kevin screamed in a muffled way, he struggled, squirmed and fought with everything he had, even trying to pick his candy mace back up, just something, ANYTHING as Bob gripped his arm tight again, and then Kevin could feel the devil beginning to pull at his arm, he pulled slowly at first, he pulled until Kevin could feel it stretching out in a painful way.

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Kevin was still trying to scream for help but given all the sounds in The Hauntiest of Houses, there was no way anyone would hear him and if they did, they'd just think its a kid afraid... Kevin watched as the man wrenched his arm in a painful way, causing tears to prick at his eyes, Kevin couldn't even beg for his life because of the hand muffling his mouth.

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And then suddenly, Kevin felt it, he felt the cold steel blade against his arm, and before he could even react, Kevin screamed even louder, even despite being muffled by Bob's hand, he could feel the butcher knife piercing into his flesh, cutting it, shredding it, he could feel the devil practically sawing into his flesh.

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Kevin struggled wildly, trying desperately, anything, EVERYTHING to get his attacker off of him, tears were pooling down Kevin's face as he could feel blood splattering all over him, he could even see his own blood splattering onto Bob as well, the pain was excruciating as he felt the knife saw away at his arm, the pain was so intense that Kevin was even convulsing.

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After the knife had sawed, Kevin then suddenly heard a sickening crack and he screamed again, practically nearly thrashing his vocal chords in the process, he just watched in horror as the monster ripped his arm clean off, just like that, Kevin was sobbing and crying from all the agony he had been in, and the blood was still gushing from his wounds.

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Bob had been laughing nearly the entire time, a deranged sense of laughter, he had gotten some sadistic enjoyment from tearing this man's arm off, and to make matters worse, Kevin could see Bob placing the severed limb up to his mouth and taking a bite out of it, he could hear the sickening sounds and it made Kevin want to throw up when he saw the cannibal eating his severed arm.

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Kevin was still convulsing due to the pain and then Bob of course let him go, letting him flop to the hard wooden floor of the porch, blood all over the place, and without another word, he heard the loud booming footsteps, the heavy footsteps beginning to walk away, walk into The Hauntiest of Houses, leaving Kevin to bleed out and die here...

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Kevin had tears running down his face, he was sobbing and crying, trying desperately to reach his hand over but it was no use, it was just too painful to move and so Kevin laid there on his back, his vision getting blurry now from the blood loss, his last thoughts were of his boyfriend Streber before Kevin passed out...

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Leaving it there lol, did he die? ...Imma leave that up to interpretation <3 as a treat for y'all I suppose

[eunchancorner]

oh gosh now what if the ghosts scribbled on Kevs in his sleep (and he just though it was a tickle dream but woke up and was like ‘huh???’) and then Streber and Ethan decided oh-so-graciously to help him clean up

Ohhh that's so evil

The ghosts decide that Kevin hasn't been tickled enough recently, so they doodle on his tummy while he's asleep, giving him a sweet little dream while they're at it on accident. He wakes up thinking it was nothing more than a dream, goes to brush his teeth, but when he stretches in front of the mirror, he sees all the doodles on his belly. He has to make a choice now, try to get it off in the shower... or tell Ethan and Streber. Who he knows is gonna scrub it off themselves. And he'd probably have showered if that dream didn't give him an awful fucken lee mood...

By the end he's almost too cotton-brained and giggly to go to work!

[eunchancorner]

So how would y’all react if I started making HHAU (Hauntiest House AU) art?

[eunchancorner]

Candybats fan here. Say Kevin goes to pay Streber a visit and gets jumped by ghosts. He'd probably freak out, and then Streber just happens to come by and see his bf getting wrecked to pieces

(just my take lol)

Ok so I LOVE this.

I can imagine the ghosts see Kevin is a very stressed man, even more stressed than their dear housemate! And, well, they can't have that! Kevin's probably chilling on the bed while Streber gets them drinks or smthn, then he hears Kevin squeal and yell. He panics and rushes to the room, only to find Kevin kicking, squealing, and almost howling with laughter. Takes him a second to realize that it's the ghosts, and he just calmly explains to him that he had very ler-y ghosts and Kevin's like '... why am I not surprised.'

[eunchancorner]

tickle tag but the ghosts are sabotaging the hiders >:)

I was waiting for this one lol

But yesssss, they just keep tasing the hiders or pushing the seeker in the right direction or helping the seeker wreck any hiders they find, it's so fun

[eunchancorner]

Gosh, so many anons with so many ideas! Allow me to add mine to the pile then:

The CFB boyos are chilling, watching some cheesy horror movie. The ghosts decide to have a bit of fun and begin eeeever-so-gently tickling the three’s worst spots. Of course, each of the boyos wants to keep quiet so as not to disturb the movie for the other two. So for the entire movie, they’re just trying their damndest not to laugh and getting soooo flustered as they’re getting teased mercilessly.

Omg, ik, it's amazing!

I can imagine that none of them notice the other two is going through the same thing, either, they're all just snuggled up and suffering in silence, thinking the others are still watching the movie and trying to be considerate.

Just gentlyyyyyyyyyy raking up and down Kevin's ribs, ever so slightly pressing into that spot between Ethan's ribs and armpits, and fluttering so softly over Streber's neck. Ofc they can each hear the ghost's teasy whispers being directed at all three of them, but the ghosts are so careful to make it sound like they're only talking to one of them and it just makes it ten times worse

They don't even realize they're all in the same boat until the movie ends and the ghosts intensify it so much that all three of them burst out laughing at the same time, melting into each other as realization hits that they'd all been being tickled at the same time. They all cuddle into each other for protection but nothing can stop the ghostly fingers from their mission.

By the end they're all too cotton brained to do much but cuddle and fall asleep

[eunchancorner]

So assume that's true, the ghosts can only take control of one part at a time. So picture this happening - two ghosts each take control of one arm, and Streber's completely immobilized.

Then they just go to TOWN on the poor vampy.

Thoughts?

Ok so first off I love this

Like not only can they possess his arms, but they can possess his legs, too, so he has to stay still and take it

OR. And here's where it gets interesting

They only possess his arms. he can try to run or hide but he can't escape. They know where his spots are and they are AFTER him.

And the whole time, part of him (that huge nerdy bit) is just focused on how fascinating this is. How interesting that since his brain doesn't have control of his own hands, it feels like an out-of-place sensation. How odd it is that it registers the tickling as though someone else is tickling him. It's so interesting!

Ofc, after the events of Tender Treats, well... they've gotta fight over the remaining arm now

[eunchancorner]

What happens if the ghosts learn how to use the tickle tools?

Or worse... the tickle machines??

Everyone- And I mean EVERYONE -is in serious danger/lh

I think we're gonna go with an idea from @crossover-enthusiast who said that it'd be cool if they couldn't possess Streber's prosthetic at first, but learn to later

Except apply that to every physical object. Basically, the ghosts can learn to possess objects. The smaller the object, the easier it is to learn. They start off with stuff like feathers and makeup brushes, and everyone's like this fine (except Kevin who visibly melts a little every time and it's so EMBARRASSING), but then...

The ghosts start taking control of bigger objects. Brushes. Massagers. Until one day... one day they take control of Streber's tickle machines. Leon sits down on one, just wanting a seat to watch Ethan play some random video game when...

The belt locks around his waist. He panics a little, worried the machine is malfunctioning, until he sees the remote. It looks like it's outlined in blue. Why does it look like that? Stuff only looks like that if...

Wait

Oh no

Suddenly the belt cuts on and he just squeals. SO loud. And everyone's like 'Bro tf??' but they realize and just... watch Ethan play again. Or they pretend to. Mostly. Liv isn't subtle at all in watching Leon get his ass wrecked by a tickle machine. Ofc they ask if he's alright afterwards, which he is... but he does sleep through the rest of Ethan's gaming.

After that, they're very careful about any of the tickle machines

[eunchancorner]

Liddol bit of HHAU lore:

Streber’s house stands where a comfort home once stood that burned down in a kettle fire. There were too many people inside for everyone to get outside and many died. But since it was an accident, they simply chose to stay to watch over the rebuilding. It was built into a house that Streber bought when he moved to Arizona. The ghosts decided ‘Ykw? He’s living where we used to, that makes him a friend’ and then, well, yk how he discovered the ghosts ^w^

[eunchancorner]

I see anon's rib counting, and raise them the exact same thing but with the ghosts. Equally as ticklish, except there's literally no way for Kevin to fight them off.

Oooooooo anon you're evil/pos

He can't even see what they're doing either, and the worst part?

The ghost's voices can only be heard as teasy whispers or gentle, concerned voices, and you KNOW they're using the teasy whispers against him.

Plus there's TONS of ghosts in Streber's house, so there's just so many at once which just makes it SO much worse!

[eunchancorner]

i like to think that after a while, the HHAU ghosts would know just how to most efficiently wreck people to the point of cotton brain

like, going after Ethan’s neck or Kevin’s ribs, or being super gentle with Kevin, etc.

Ofc! After a while the ghosts know all their friends better than the other friends do