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[ricky-mortis]

Cast swap Paulkins anyone?

[choc-ice-on-wheels]

I support an engine's rights AND wrongs

[superarti]

Mr. Percival and Sir Topham Hatt verses Duncan

[scripted-downfall]

I know that, in canon, the Latte Hatte is Zoey, but my headcanon is that Ted is actually referring to Nora because he's a pathetic wet cat of a man with a Type. There is no actual "Latte Hatte" because everyone just imagines whichever of the three Beanie's workers they like and rolls with it.

Ted's goes "ah, yeah, the Latte Hatte (Nora)" and Paul nods sagely "indeed, the Latte Hatte (Emma)" while Bill's like "Don't talk that way about her (Zoey); she reminds me of my daughter!"

[jadegr8]

also ich hab heute (aus total normalen Gründen) eine Folge Erdmännchen-Detektive angeschaut und muss sagen: Setdesigner bei Jan und Henry zu sein stell ich mir lustig vor...

[teahatts]

part 1 of redrawing SEGAs official poses!

we obviously have to begin with our main and fave character, the one the whole franchise is named after, Sonic the Hedgehog himself!!

the most well known hero of Mobius. the hedgehog who could go beyond the speed of light. the blue blur itself. the one who had fought agaisnt every evil in the world.

your at the start! --- next

[chiaknight]

I'm so self-conscious about posting art anymore because it always ends up part of a chaotic sketch pile that makes no sense... unfortunately these drawings end up being the ones I love the most 😭

[theflyingkipper]

Traintober day 1: Arrival

“This is Duri. She’s come all the way here from Korea. She’s been repaired and modified to work with our stock. I expect you all to be courteous to her…”

[deutsche-bahn]

Bin vor kurzem in eine Gartenparty voller WDR-Journalisten gestolpert. Ich stach mit Wacken-Tshirt und viel zu großer Haremhose irgendwie aus der Masse der Blusenträger heraus. Ich würd's noch nicht mal als underdressed bezeichnen, ich bewegte mich nur auf einem ganz anderen Spektrum der Alltagskleidung.

Ich bekam einen Aperol in die Hand gedrückt und wurde neben eine Redaktionsassistentin gesetzt, die allem Anschein nach versuchte ihren Mangel an Eiern mit dem größten, klobigsten Paar Perlenohrringe zu kompensieren das ich je gesehen habe. Ich habe Musketenkugeln mit weniger Durchmesser gesehen, ernsthaft.

Aus dem Gespräch zwischen ihr und ihren Kolleginnen wurde mir schnell klar dass es sich um die Sorte Publikum handelte die die Shopping-Szene aus Pretty Woman für die Höhe der Gesellschaftskritik hielten. Unverschämt, wie man in Boutiquen manchmal behandelt werde, wenn die Verkäufer einen in die falsche Gehaltsklasse einordnen! Und was ein schöner Triumph wenn sie merken, dass man ja doch Geld hat, trotz Oberteil von H&M! Ich nicke verständnisvoll. Passiert mir auch andauernd, ja.

Meiner Sitznachbarin wird es jetzt zum Glück auch zu gehobene-mittelschichtig. Sie lugt zwischen ihren Perlohrringen hindurch und merkt an, dass es ja auch nicht schlimm sei wenn man tatsächlich nicht so viel verdient. Ich möchte hier kurz betonen dass das ein echtes Gespräch war, was ich wirklich, wirklich so mitbekommen habe. Nein, sagt sie. Sie hätte ja auch Freunde, die nicht so viel Geld hätten. Aber das wäre ja auch nicht schlimm, da könnte sie sich genauso mit treffen! Und dann würden sie sogar Bier aus Flaschen trinken. Ich zerbeiße fast mein Glas vor gesprächlicher Überforderung. Wild, Bier aus Flaschen.

Würde man dieser Frau einen echten, leibhaftigen Bürgergeldempfänger vorsetzen würde sie wahrscheinlich anfangen, langsamer und deutlicher zu reden. Ich verschlucke einen der Eiswürfel in meinem Aperol und ersticke augenblicklich.

[mwolf0epsilon]

Saw a really messed up looking James Pillow Pet last night, and just had to draw the dang thing because it genuinely looked like a freaking train larvae...

Am I really dealing with severe burnout by getting a genuine interest in TTTE? Seems so. The choo choo trains don't cause me nearly as much stress as the Contemptuously Eating Itself Constantly Fandom.

[dragons-and-magic]

According to my studies... The Engines are cats.

Giant metal cats. Need proof? Allow me to present my case.

Exhibit A: Zoomies.

All those time the engines felt the need for speed and went hurtling down the tracks like they've lost their minds? Cats do that too. In some cases, the end result can have the same level of property damage.

Exhibit B: Swatting. Also known as, aggressive/panicked shunting.

Thing doesn't work right? Smack thing. Cats do this all the time. Engines do too. We see this a lot when they interact with trucks. Something looks scary/wrong about that truck? Or it's acting up? Get that away from me!!! *Rams Truck, sending it flying*

Exhibit C: Aversion to water.

Most cats don't like water. Neither to engines. Even if it's not enough to put out their fire. They just hate it. There are obvious exceptions of course, like James. (But he's pretty much the engine version of an overly pampered house cat, that gets baths everyday, so that makes sense.)

Exhibit D: Flying things are bad.

Percy and Harold. James and the Hot Air Balloon. Need I say more? Cat's like to chase, attack, and eat flying things. They hate them with a burning passion.

Exhibit E: Neatniks.

Most engines like to stay clean, or at least get cleaned up after the hard work. They hate hate messy paint, dirt, and mud. Sound familiar? James is the perfect example of this. He's like that cat that licks itself everytime you pet it, because you "messed up it's fur". Lol.

Exhibit F: How did you get in there???

Cats seem to get themselves in the weirdest places. So have the engines. They are almost always found in the weirdest predicaments. And certain engine on Sodor, has done this MANY TIMES. How he managed to get clear on the other side of a mountain without tracks? Good luck trying to figure that out Topham. Pfft.

The engines are cats. I rest my case.

(Note: This is not to be taken seriously. This is just silly posting. Thank you.)

[choc-ice-on-wheels]

It's a miracle this moron can even spell

[sodorinfection]

Remember, Just because they're immune, doesn't mean they're safe

LOG 2 PART 2

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[galinneall-dearg]

TTTE Texposts Part 3 (Source)

[putuponpercy]

Traintober but it's just James day 25 "The Last One" in which Sir Topham is fed up of a certain red someone constantly needing new paint

[teahatts]

part 2 of redrawing SEGAs iconic poses!

our favorite inventor, our star two tailed fox. the boy who would come to pilot many, many machines of varying complexity. the one who stood by Sonic all throughout his life, the best friend of our favorite hero, nay, brother of our favorite hero

allow me to introduce: Miles "Tails" Prower the Fox!

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