#hate tagging them as such bc I am not a crustie

[anotheroceanid]

hi! okay this is insanely long but i had a lot of thoughts so bear with me pls.

i was scrolling through the jercy tag bc i'm starved and saw ur posts abt rhea/kronos & percy/jason and have to say i love them sm!! it's such an interesting concept and i've got a lot of cool thoughts abt them now thanks to you, buttt,, may i also offer metis/zeus & percy/jason parallels? it's a little stretch but hey idc it's fun

metis is the daughter of oceanus, percy is the son of poseidon (at both times, they're a child of the ruler of the seas) zeus is the son of kronos, jason is the son of zeus (at both times, they're a child of the ruler of the universe) metis & zeus met and fought a war to end kronos together...percy & jason unknowingly fought together during the titan war to end kronos and they do meet and work together during the giant war! and they make a great team, like in the twin giants fight

metis was a goddess of wisdom i'm pretty sure? and was zeus' advisor. i am a firm hater of the "percy is stupid" train because honestly it's percy who makes most of the battle strategies in pjo.

in fact here's some unwarranted examples: realizing what the lotus casino was, tricking crusty, figuring out the whole lightning thief debacle, giving clarisse the fleece, clearing chiron's name, figuring out he needs to take the sky, finding the nemean lion's weak spot, figuring out rachel is their guide for the labyrinth, all of his actions in the battle of manhattan tbh like he was crazy for doing all that at age 16!!, scaring chrysaor’s crew, making the combination of demigods to get nike, etc etc- i could go on and on!

so, i feel he can be related to metis in that he would be a pretty great advisor and obviously he'd be a fantastic leader. athena herself says the requests (read: demands) percy makes at the end of the second titan war are wise!

also think it could be interesting if poseidon delibrately chose to have percy look like metis. they'd probably look similar anyway but if poseidon wanted zeus to have some hesitation in killing percy, creating him to look like someone zeus greatly wronged in the style of kronos (aka eating someone) could do it?

anyway, moving onto jason! who, like zeus, is the youngest son and has a lunatic father that treats him like shit,, and at first zeus served kronos! just as jason did, but hey, if jason hadn't died when he did,, how long would he have continued to serve zeus?

rhea took zeus from kronos to be raised in crete by nymphs, like hera took jason from zeus to be raised in camp jupiter by wolves. and like rhea, hera is always on jason's side and honestly based on her toa reaction to his death, likely loved him like a son. and we know hera fucking hates zeus like rhea hated kronos.

jason is also strong as fuck, and ik rick knocked him out in every book because he didn't actually want his forced-percy-rival to actually showcase his powers but from what we know and seen he's like insane as well. PLUS he's been training since he was like 3 ik he's strong asf and zeus is sweating.

parallels😁!! uh let's hope jason doesn't eat percy though /j

i know zeus would've recognized these parallels and got insanely paranoid bc yk him. ik zeus was exhaling in relief when jason died, and there's a reason he was always trying to kill percy. he saw his sins in him! everytime he looks at percy he sees the woman he tricked and treated like shit and more-or-less killed. but he also knows metis was smart and very capable, n that's scary to him. everytime he looks at jason he sees his younger self, and that's a horrible thing to see if you're zeus lmao

of course jason is much better than zeus and percy is fairly different from metis, but it's the small parallels and zeus' paranoia that makes everything bigger.

the act we know metis most for is supplying the poison for kronos to regurgitate his kids,, and percy has a pretty close connection to poison now after his fight with akhlys :)

but yeah!! fun parallels :') sorry if this was a lot to read/hard to read

bonus: metis & zeus r cousins just like percy & jason /j

Now!!! Hear me out!!! I loooove the Metis X Percy parallels, I never talked about it here because some things I keep for the fics 🗣️🗣️🗣️ but I totally GET YOU!!!

The thing about Rhea is that they prob look a loooot alike, so people (mostly the big six and, maybe, Kronos) attribute her whole persona to Percy’s even tho many things make zero sense. Because they want him to impersonate their mother somehow to feel their void. Others might think of him more of a Perseis kinda of person, just for the destruction thing. But Metis? She was gone before most Olympians were alive, so it’s not like they have a truthful idea of what she was like, and those who remember might not have been as close to her as Zeus.

Metis was the Titaness of good counsel, planning, cunning and wisdom. Which makes us think that Athena would be a lot like her, but I personally think Athena is more a Zeus mini me. Metis being an ocean’s kid and a titaness made me believe she was a lot wilder and not exactly the usual embodiment of these concepts. Which would make her much more of a wild card, so Zeus got rid of her when the prophecy about their son showed up. So like, I can see Percy embodying Metis’ aspect of these domains (while Annabeth would be more Athena-like), and Zeus being like…

In terms of looks, she and Percy might’ve not looked the most similar, but hey, Metis would question Zeus’ authority in front of the whole council and would call out his shit whenever she felt like it.

Jason, however, is a much tamed version of his father. In a good sense. He’s not cruel, and when he’s forced to make a choice that he feels bad about it haunts him. He’s not overly confident and proud. Beyond all, he was taught loyalty to Rome and the gods from a young age, contrary to Zeus who was taught rebellion and how he was supposed to be this great saviour. For a while, this probably made Zeus more comfortable about him than he probably was about Thalia, for example, or even Percy.

But romans and Greeks learn about each other and now Jason and Percy meet and turns out Jason is SMITTEN with his cousin? Yeah, that’s a problem. Zeus would seethe, and Hera would be 100% smug about it.

Suddenly, there is something that Jason cares more than Rome or the gods. That is dangerous.

Also, something about Percy being somehow paralleled with TWO titan queens is just…

[freakosupreme]

15 questions, 15 mutuals

thank u @riddlercore for tagging me :)

are you named after anyone? — my given name yes and my chosen name kind of. mostly i just liked it because it was cowboy esque but also maybe perhaps a breaking bad character just slightly

when was the last time you cried? — ummmmmm i think when i watched portrait of a lady on fire lmao

do you have kids? — no and i Never Will uinless you count my current and future pets. 3 cats chica calvin and daisy and my weird crusty dog lucy :)

what sports do you play/have you played? — none ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you use sarcasm? — not really>?? sometimes its like "oh i have to u-turn thats so cool and awesome" and its like half a joke and half me trying to find a gentler way to say fuck i fucking hate u turns raarghgrhgrh

what’s the first thing you notice about people? — hair or outfit unless they are wearing a cool shirt then i will notice their cool shirt because i love cool shirt

what’s your eye color? — greygreenblue??? never been able to tell tbh i am going to look in the mirror right now. theyre like blue on trhe outside and green on the inside idfk

scary movies or happy endings? — i do love a scary movie but im very picky about scary movies so happy endings i suppose

any talents? — drawing (i think i am pretty good at color and also drawing weird animals and drawing in many different styles) and being cool and smart about science

where were you born? — southern california born n raised :)

what are your hobbies? — making art and reading and viddy games and lately ive been making a lot of t shirt designs

any pets? — calvin chica daisy and lucy :) i love my weird ratpigdog

how tall are you? — 5'6 or 5'7? idk

favorite subject in school? — stem stuff in general but obv i love anthropology and biology.. and anthropology and biology do like a steven universew fusion dance to make beautoful biological anthropology . i love art but i always hated taking art classes (Its The ADHD) also am taking geology currently and its like so hard but also very cool and awesome and overlaps with so many other subjects i like and were talking about volcanoes rn. whats better than that

dream job? — i loooooooooove the idea of both being a researcher or being a teacher, i would especially love to get to do primate cognition studies or any reasearch on the areas where bioanthro, cultural anthro, and neuroscience overlap but like when i tell someone about the science that im excited about and then THEY get excited about it too from what i told them about it?? like the most rewarding thing ever so i think i would like being a teacher and i think i would be good at it/.... also not necessarily a dream job but i do think it would be cool to work on anthropology documentaries bc i have so many pet peeves about anthro and nature documentaries that im always like i could do this so much better let me be the art director and trhe script writer and the consultant and let me make the documentrary.

i dont have 15 mutuals ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm @wingsmachina @saladthiefsimmy hi

[scott-mccall-the-hot-girl]

my ultimate guide to thiam fic !!

( as a new teen wolf stan )

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the classic post war, long ass (multi chapter) fic !!with great development that genuinely made me laugh out loud, they have the best friendship in this & i love it very much. ( like theo teaches liam to drive and i just *happy sobs* ) a fundamental in thiam fanfiction !! all stans have probably already read it but if you haven’t this is in fact a threat ,, go show this vv iconic story some love !!

Airplanes - Captainmintyfresh

Summary: After the Anuk-ite and the hunters are dealt with Liam needs a break. Cue Theo and a road trip that Liam should know better than to think will be peaceful.

Not Rated, No Archive Warnings Apply, Completed, 43/43 Chapters, Words: 236,875 (236k)

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okay okay so this one is also post 6B !! but ,, now we introduce fighting monroe & the hunters again ,, so we get the boys & a new mission !! so if you like an intresting plot 11/10 would recommend !! just to be clear this ISN’T complete ,, if that turns you off i understand but definitely give this one a read !! it litterally have theo doing crossword puzzles & fighting zombies

Vacancy Signs - LovelyLittleGrim

Summary: Theo and Liam are in Manhattan negotiating a pack allyship when the zombie apocalypse breaks out. Now, the two of them have to find their way back to Beacon Hills without getting eaten by zombies or killing one another.

Rated: Explicit, Graphic Description of Violence, Not Completed, 15/17 Chapters, Words: 89,605 (89k)

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Royalty AU !! I REPEAT ROYALTY AU !! a fantastic au where i stan their moms more than i stan them !! genuinely so good at the childhood rivals to lovers trope !! i’m genuinely obsessed with this one. has made me cry more than once ,, hurts in a good way <3 the ending is just *chefs kiss* also one of the tags is genuinely: # theo and liam make bad choices for over 130k straight !! if that doesn’t sound appealing i don’t know what does !!

Artificial Love - songbvrd

Summary: Prince Theo and Prince Liam are forced to spend every Summer together from age five onwards. They hate each other, and usually find ways to make each other miserable as much as possible in their six weeks together. But when they're reunited because of intended unions as adults, things change. They're both supposed to be married to noble women, but neither of them is as interested in anyone else as they are with their childhood rival.

Rated: Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, Completed, Chapters: 32/32, Words: 172,935 (172k)

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so if you are in the mood for a crack fic that’s not explicitally a crack fic this is for you !! okay so i’m really hit or miss with AU’s ,, sometimes i feel like they don’t quite capture the characters right but this story have the BEST dramatic liam i have ever seen in my life !! basically they all live in the same apartment building & it’s fantastic !! i saw this one floating around a lot but the summary didn’t really unrest me until i have it a shot !! so go read it rn !! also nolan & brett are genuinely fantastic and make me wheeze ,, LIKE ACTUALLY VERBALLY LAUGHING !! all i’m gonna say is that my fav characters are scott & the beetles but that won’t make actual sense until you read it !!

The Neighbors Song - TheodoreR

Summary: “I always hear you singing on your balcony every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?”

Or the one where Theo annoys Liam every morning with his awful singing until he doesn’t anymore and Liam is even more annoyed. Liam hates every single thing about his mornings -the fact that they happen in the morning alone is enough. The thing Liam hates the most about his mornings though is the terrible voice of the guy who lives below him. He can’t sing for shit and Liam tried to politely let him understand that by throwing flour and water on his balcony, and also by shouting it to him, you can’t sing for shit!, and then by writing it into a note he proceeded to attach to his door, but this Raeken guy just keeps doing it, every single morning, like a fucking rooster. Liam did nothing to deserve this. He probably didn’t do anything to deserve better either to be fair, he doesn’t expect to open his window and be welcomed by some angelic voice singing him good morning, he’d just be happy with nothing. Silence. That’s something Liam can appreciate in mornings. Just some bark from his dog and the sound of his misery and that’s it. But no, god forbid the new guy lets him have that.

Rated: Explicit, Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Wanrings, Completed, 8/8 Chapters, Words: 42,814 (42k)

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me: i’m not a big fan of AU’s ,, proceeds to talk about ANOTHER au… OKAY BUT THIS ONE !! it’s not complete but the author has been updating regularly ,, vv slow burn !! but in a REALLY intresting way !! i lOVE LIAM IN THIS SO MUCH ,, he is such a diaster of a person and it’s wonderful !! they have a great dynamic & i’m sucker for general puppy pack content ( and erica reyes being a badass ) !! also theo plays lacrosse in this & i really like it ahhhhh ,, also liam is just being an artic monkeys stan the whole time & theo is like *que confused repressed gay noises*

Inglorious Roommates - honeyscape

Summary: A roommate is defined as “a person with whom one shares a room.”

Theo would say a roommate was more along the lines of, “The person who's the bane of his existence. The weirdo that sleeps for days. The spaz that exercises at 3am. The guy with a revolving door of annoying friends. An insufferable human being that Theo has no control over living in his room.”

Example: Theo hates his roommate Liam.

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okay okay i hate myself but i have another WIP for y’all !! this one is jUST FANTASTIC. i’m genuinely so upset it’s most likely not going to updated again *incoherent screaming ensues*. for this story ,, it’s very theo-centric bUT thats bc it ends right before liam becomes a concrete member of the story !! ANYWAY: basic plot = theo & acquiring not one but two children ,, so #dad theo but he is still crusty & homeless and i love him very much. it’s just so GOOD !! just read if you want to experience my fav theo coming out story & him etching high school musical

Look who's talking - Captainmintyfresh

Summary: Theo had been labeled many things in his life. Evil, failure, monster. He'd never thought Father would be one of those things but as he looked across the table to a six year old with blue smears of bubble gum icecream across her face trying to coax the first words out of her sister. Finger jabbing towards Theo's face as she repeated 'Daddy' again and again he couldn't bring himself to dispute the label.

(Theo accidentally adopts two young werewolves)

Not Rated, Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings, Not Completed, Chapters: 16/?, Words: 48740 ( 48k )

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so here me out: post-canon ( poetry like angst ) summer get away !! just the boys doing cute little domestic things together whilst pining !! theo’s guilt in this is just so powerful & aGjffkgkkfkvkdlv !! i think it’s so interesting to see how they interact in this one, it’s just very heart warming !! and it features one of my favorite niche teen wolf tropes of theo being great with like seven year old girls- it’s just so good ,, very much a wonderful little one shot that just makes your heart happy.

(next time i see you you'll show me) a hundred different ways to say the same things - cherrysprite

Summary: “...You deserve good things,” Liam says eventually. He makes sure not to look at Theo even though he can feel his eyes turn on him. Somehow he can already tell that Theo doesn’t believe him.

Liam instantly makes that the goal of this summer - making Theo believe him.

Rating: Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Chapters: 1/1, Words: 28875 ( 28k )

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okay so this next section of fic recs is a bit different !!

two of my favorite authors !! and a compilation of fics i’ve read by them both !!

for context: these two have written some genuinely gorgeous fics, like pure poetry, they explore the real gritty & scary side of our boys relationship in such a wonderful way. they’ve both used some of my favorite tropes & i love them very much !!

whenever i need something soothing but so genuinely intresting & enticing these are my go to !! ( also they both write a lot of good nolan angst & some vv good fics with hayden )

go check out:

eneiryu

as well as fallingforboys

here are some of my favorite fics by them ~

darling i want you here in my arms (kiss the pain away, i know you can) - fallingforboys

even before you touched me, i belonged to you (all you had to do was look at me) - fallingforboys

memories linger like tattoo scars (but your touch on my skin is just as permanent) - fallingforboys

skin, bones, a stolen heart, and an ugly creature lurking underneath -fallingforboys

i don't know how to breathe in the place i called home - fallingforboys

whisper your gossamer truths into the shadow, maybe you'll find the answers you're searching for - fallingforboys

between the mountains and the valley we built a monument to our regret - eneiryu

cracked the hinges of the cage and waited for you - eneiryu

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okay and finally: since i am a self centered whore

my own fic: an rendition of the # elevator scene

it’s basically my version of post canon if we did get the kiss in the elevator. we got a classic liam pov in which he is has 12/10 for extreme bi diaster energy even whilst being shot at !! so go him ig…

Fuck Off, Fuck This & Fuck It! - nefelibata_peach

Summary: Liam thought to himself heart rate climbing, they were bound to be dead by morning. So he thought with everything but his brain and he kissed him.

Where Liam Dunbar is very confused, slightly traumatized, and just a bit scared but hey, aren't they all! Bad decisions ensue as two boys fight in a war they never did sign up for.

Rating: Teen and Up, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Chapters: 1/1, Words: 3558 ( 3k )

[5sosbitchfest]

Alrighty, Nonsters.  We currently have 290 Asks in our box!  As much as we might try, I know there is NO WAY we’re going to be able to get through all of them.  Everything exploded this weekend when MessyGate went down!   I don’t want to ignore any asks just because I already answered a similar one.  So, I’ve tried to gather as many similar Asks as possible to let your your voices be heard.  Y’all are definitely NOT alone in your feelings.  Get ready for a lot of opinions on Messy’s Twitter Drama.  

Also, if you sent in an Ask and we haven’t answered it yet, please feel free to resubmit it!  I do try to scroll through all of them but it is a daunting task and personal stuff and work make it difficult for me to get through everything in a timely manner!

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Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I’m really disappointed in Luke and this band in general, the way they deal with things. “honest policy” with messy? So he knew all of this and it was okay? Or he confronted her on this and he is okay with what she has done? I’m not sure this whole thing would be a deal breaker for me, but it certainly would make me real mad at my SO and some whiny excuses wouldn’t be enough to make things alright. Radio silence would’ve been much better than that story he posted, made himself look like a fool.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: These girls will sooner or later become their downfall if their management or them does not realise they should rely on other things than bringing relationship up front to sell their music. I find it extremely bad that they are behaving as if nothing happened, I hope there will be changes once touring will be possible again and we won’t see these girls tagging along everywhere or being brought up in interviews all the time but somehow I’m not counting too much on that.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I wonder if Luke knows everything that Messy got exposed for or just the parts Messy wanted to show him. Bc Luke said in his Story that he wasn't online lately so maybe he wasn't on Twitter too and Messy just showed him the parts that make her look good and he still doesn't know that she spoke bad about Ashton or how she stalked the fans also after she knew that they didn't hack his email adress cause he wasn't on Twitter so he couldn't see the screenshots.🤷‍♀️

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I'm just waiting for the day one of them date someone who isn't a part of their circle. tired of them passing around the same toxic girls.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: These girls are just digging a whole for these guys and they want be able to get out of it soon

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: It was a chicken move for Sierra to do it as a reply and no one has talked on twitter that she deleted it because they probably think her deleting it is saying it wasn’t true

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Am I the only one who thinks that guys really only heavily interact with us when they want to promote something or say something about the music? I do understand they have lives so being on Twitter isn't number one priority and with all the drama that surrounds this fandom its very easy to not want to be online a lot, I just can't help but feel that way

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I'm talking about this messy situation (no pun intended) with my friend and she said to me that Messy should consider changing her career if she can't handle that not all people are going to like her. (that ofc doesn't include any form of harassment bc that's not cool)

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I really don't know how to feel about the Luke situation. At first I was upset and disappointed of Luke but now I almost pity him bc real or not either the management would want Luke to defend her or Messy. And I think Luke isn't the kind of person who would stand up against the management or Messy (even though it would probably be better for him if he would). And most people don't realise when they're in a toxic relationship so I can't really blame him. I just hope this ends asap.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I literally was so angry and frustrated with Luke and this whole situation yesterday that I couldn’t even look at him on my home screen, I had to change it. It’s really a disappointing thing to witness. Whether management put him up to this or he genuinely believes this toxicity is okay, I’m just very grumpy with him at the moment. He deserves better and WE (the fans) deserve better.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I think Luke really needs to be in a relationship with sb who either isn't famous and doesn't want to be or with someone who is famous bc they have a successful career too and who doesn't need Like to be famous.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I’ve only seen a few accounts on Twitter who are attacking Messy and Crusty to the core and exposing every bad thing they’ve done with receipts for the sossies defending them! I’m happy that karma is finally getting to those con artist who think they can get away with anything

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: that recent lierra picture is photoshoped lmao. if you look at Sierra's hand you can see color coming off from it and her arm looks hella weird.her forehead looks hella weird and look couldn't have taken the picture because I doubt that he could stretch his arm that far and make a perfect picture. also we haven't even seen Sierra's face so I still don't believe they're together

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: The Lemon pic was like a punch in the face (even though Petunia and Luke are looking cute there). But I've been asking myself lately if Luke has seen the whole drama going around on Twitter or just the posts Messy wanted him to know so the ones who make her look like the victim (and not the ones where she insulted Ashton or she made it clear that she stalked his fans). Cause Luke said he hasn't been online lately.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I mean we dont know how much of the story he truly is aware of and how much s changed to fit her narrative and get L to feel bad for her. Plus he was under pressure from management to do damage control and not standing up for his gf is a very bad look for outsiders who dont understand why she's at fault. It was a pretty neutral statement and he was obviously told to make the post so I dont blame him and just blame her more for putting him in the situation in the 1st place

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I wonder how much toxicity happens behind the scenes, we know S is very manipulative and L is very much a people pleaser so.. and with how much they have to sell their "love" and "happiness" in the relationship. Minipulation is a powerful thing and it could explain why hes out of touch with reality, especially lately since he's isolated with her and doesnt have the voices of the band to raise any concerns and he's been getting skinny again and seems very "meh" rather than happy, idk

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I feel so disconnected with this fandom rn. I feel like no one is streaming CALM and that makes me sad bc it's such an amazing album. The boys aren't even online anymore, everyone is mad at each other and now Luke comes up with this shit... tbh I wish I would wake up tomorrow and see him tweeting something like yeah I'm sorry about my ig story I still love y'all lmao

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Wait wait wait wait ive been gone from the fandom for a little while now and what the fuck is going on with Luke and S? What did S do that she made a fake ass apology for?? I’m so lost please help me! 😂

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I'm seeing a lot of my mutuals unstanning and I'm just so mad bc Sierra started this drama and got Luke into it and I'm sad that people are leaving bc of this, it's just too much toxicity and it shouldn't affect the band and their connection with the fans but with Luke saying this he makes it seem like he supports the ugly things she does

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I am a Luke stan and I've always loved him bc he has inspired me so much through the years but when he does this things it's like...damn. I feel like he's invalidating the fans' feelings by being like "if you don't like my girlfriend, ur fake" like he has never noticed me on Twitter or anything but my biggest fear is to be blocked by him or just ignored bc I don't like her (although I never expressed it publicly) n yeah anyways :// It feels weird

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Going back and re-reading the DM’s messy literally confirms that she accesses Luke’s account by saying “we couldn’t get in” or some shit like that

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I hate being a luke stan, sometimes it just seems like he doesn't care? he always puts these toxic gfs before the ones who adore him and pay his bills. might just move into Cashton's lane. unproblematic kings.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: He literally posted a picture of him cuddling her and petunia within the hour

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: The saddest part of this situation is it’s like a repeat of Arzaylea. Luke has no idea what a respectful, mature relationship is. We saw it with Arz and were seeing it again it’s just a little bit different. He stays being controlled and manipulated by toxic partners. I really think homeboy needs to be single for a WHILE and focus on himself. He needs to unlearn the things his past and current relationships have taught him about love because if I know anything, it’s that this ain’t real love.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Is it bad that I just want the larzaylea drama back?? Like everyone could at least agree on their feelings then...

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Just checked messy’s insta and of course, everyone that still supports her filled her tagged with just the single picture

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I feel like the reason Sierra is getting away with what she’s done is because she isn’t that known. Like yeah she’s associated with 5sos, but they’re also like not that big which is probably why it’s getting swept under the rug. I’ve only seen the 5SOS fandom calling her out for her actions. If this had happened with a well known celebrity, they probably would’ve been dragged and been trending on Twitter. I might be wrong but I feel like this is what’s happening which is just unfair.

[gwarmemestraightfromtboh]

gwar tag yourself

greetings human scum before i serve you this platter of shitpost i would like to introduce myself—I am Endometra The Anguished and your torment is my glee. You will enjoy my presence whether you like it or not.

🐮Udder Hatred For Everything

- wants to live in a little secluded cottage in the woods

- only drinks moon water

- EXTREME MISANTHROPY

- can probably talk to woodland creatures and recruit them to destroy humanity

👹Stimky

- LOUD

- always mad @ something

- virgo

- secretly craves love and attention

🐠Fishy n Stanky

- is actually babie

- absolutely and unfairly oppressed by the court

- *puppy noises*

- gender: penis

🦖Land Before Time

- also could've been babie but NO everyone had to crack him out

- only slymie saw what he could've been

- rawr XD

- MISUNDERSTOOD

💉Menstrual Blood Clot

- backwards facing fangs in her vagina

- queen of bloodshed

- goddess of female doms

- I LOVE HER

💜Estradiol™️

- adorably optimistic and doesn't fit in but they let her stay bc she's probably a "TOP 10 CHARACTERS THAT COULD KILL THANOS"

- insists that they’re all “best friends” despite everyone else’s protests to the contrary

- only thing in the entire multiverse that slymenstra feels even a symblance of love for

- wants to make slow, meaningful passionate love and serenade slymie and believe it or not she “tolerates” it

🥄Testicular Distress

- stress cooks

- tries to cure his depression with masturbation

- in love with a dead raccoon

- can’t drive or do math

🦠Bubonic Pustule

- loves cats but doesn’t want anyone to know

- analfuckmaster 8000

- acne positivity

- crusty boi

💨 Flat Stanley

- stoned 24/7

- that one kid that never grew out of his dinosaur obsession

- smells like dead flowers

- steals cro-magnon artifacts from the smithsonian but only on tuesdays

🍔FUCKEN BEESECHURGER

- has a severe god complex

- bitter about love

- inhales everything in his immediate vicinity like kirby or some shit

- believes we should bring back gladiator battles for population control

🐶Canid Semen (do we know anything at all about him? up for debate.)

- furry dudebro

- that’s it

- oh yeah his name is brad

- ESPN

🍆Libido Chef

- cooks with bälsäc a lot

- surprisingly domestic

- literally unable to stop thinking about how he would fuck every person around him

- Extra™️ as motherfucking shit

🔩DS Lite

- thinks he’s the shit

- “married” to slymie

- going through a Rebellious Phase™️

- annoying little brother

⚙️3DS XL

- is actually the shit

- somehow both fits in with everyone else and is also A Good Boy™️

- *circular saw noises*

- probably laughs like, really fucking loudly

🚽Oh No

- RIP

- scat kink

- he didn’t even fucking need their shit to recreate the tablet he just wanted to fulfill all his sexual fantasies

- RIP (but this time louder for the people in the back)

🔮Dickhead

- reminds me just a little too much of that time gary (spongebob) turned into a wizard or some shit

- the only character out of everyone that’s even slightly careful/prudent about anything

- really really smart but doesn’t show it

- Mom Friend™️

🐢Femur Breaker (he's gonna kill me for giving him the turtle emoji)

- ugly friend

- massive pushover

- has killed and will kill again

- legally not allowed to say fuck

💰Martin's Sandwich Potato Bread

- living embodiment of "lets get this bread"

- goes through 5 cans of aquanet each morning

- extra gum WISHES it was him

- looks like a cigar/tobacco connoisseur but he just buys the most expensive ones he can find

💎Ken Doll

- BITCH ASS THINKS HES SOMETHIN SPECIAL

- looks goofy

- im mad at him

- THIS MAN killed my father

🧪Cranial Think Tank Countenance

- built like a green bean

- genetically predisposed to addiction

- was kinda chill and sweet and then she fuckin snapped

- walter white WISHES he could

🎀Fuckface

- literally cannot help being a hoe

- really smart but massively underrated in their position at the lab

- made of regret and failed poledancer dreams

- they died as they lived—getting fucked in the skull

⚔️Synnabon

- thinks he's God or some shit

- micromanager of the universe

- weirdly obsessed with babies

- SELFISH ASS WANTS THE UNIVERSE ALL TO HIMSELF

✝️Catholicism

- *angry bigot noises*

- probably related to the grandma in flowers in the attic

- married to the 2nd amendment

- "OK boomer"

🇺🇸Annoyingly Patriotic

- hates having fun

- secretly gay

- steals alien dicks

- thinks the entire US budget should go towards military

🗿Master Bates

- w h a t t h e f u c k

- guys i seriously dont know shit about him

- OTHER THAN THAT HES A FUCKING ASSHOLE

- i will face the master and walk backwards into hell

aight fuckers my memory isnt the best so if i missed anyone let me know

[euphoricfilter]

I would never have guessed that you consider Smut as one of your weaker points, bc for me it was really good while I was reading it, means that once you are more confident about it, Babe you'll kill it.

YES blowjobs are better when you are reading them than seeing them, but for me it applies to majority of things in sex lol. The pegging HAHA sorry it's something I have seen its usual on pet play.

But after reading that I'm excited to see you experiment with those new themes you talk about. The request sounds interesting Lmao, take your time tho, wouldn't want you to stress because of it. Gonna be stalking your page until then.

Also the title is perfect haha <3

i’m gonna cry, thank you 😭

writing in itself is still relatively new for me so there are definitely areas i can improve on. i ‘started’ this blog at the end of january this year (i’d had it for a while i just never uploaded) with DTIK and i literally uploaded the first chapter like a week after i wrote it and that’s where it all started and my experience is like the last 10 months. i had written in the past when i was like 13-14 but it will never see the light of day, it was very much the unrealistic, mafia bangtan but i was convinced to write an empowered woman that didn’t need men, which they don’t, but my writing was so crusty i can’t read it now without giggling. i have 60 something drafts of wattpad 😭 of crusty old fics.

i think the first time i wrote smut was 4 months ago? maybe? it could be 5, i know i was still in china at the time because i remember i’d said i wanted to add smut to the last chapter of TBAH but then i was like yeah idk how to write this in part 9 and then an anon was like “i think it’s time they fucked” and i was like yeah you’re probably right. and i remember sitting there thinking what the hell am i supposed to say, this is kinda awkward and i was stupid and thought an ot7 fic would be a good place to start. writing smut for 8 people is so freaking hard so i had to split it up into subunits 😭 and then i started writing “smut” in DTIK but they haven’t actually had sex yet so it doesn’t really count and then helping hands came along + rope bunny and that basically all my experience so i’m happy i seem to be good at it 😭

my skin crawls when a bj post comes up on my twitter, i scroll past them so quick THE NOISE I ACTUALLY HATE IT 😭 it’s so much better when you read it 😭 i’ve read some out-there smut, and i think ‘wait that’s kinda hot’ and then i think logically in real life what that would be like and i want to cry because it would be foul

don’t be sorry about the pegging 😋, it’s actually not something i’ve thought about putting in a fic before but also it reminds me of that rumor that prince william is into pegging so i can’t take it seriously

IM SO CLOSE TO FINEIHINF THE REQUEST. i’ve edited to main part, and it’s like 50/50 it’ll come out tonight if i could just hurry up and write the sexy lil smut scene but also i have ptsd from wattpad smut so i always try to make sure it’s nothing like that and there’s a decent amount of detail to fuel the reader’s imagination 😋

i always think about, what if someone stalks my page because recently i went through a few of my old posts and it’s kinda crusty ngl, the other day someone liked a post i made months and months and months ago that literally only had the tag of the au so only people that followed me at the time could see it and i was like oh someone liked that but they would have had to have scrolled so far down, i don’t post a shit ton on here but they would have been so deep into my page i wanted to cry because i can’t remember half the stuff i post and there’s definitely some dark stuff crawling in the depths of this blog but that au was cute so i’m glad they liked it 😭

while we’re on the topic of my writing weaknesses, titles. i’m so shit at naming my fics it’s awful 😭 i changed “open” like 3 times before it became that name because i cant name my fics for shit it’s so bad 😭

[thatgirlwhokeepsreading]

I posted 10,557 times in 2021

35 posts created (0%)

10522 posts reblogged (100%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 300.6 posts.

I added 1,046 tags in 2021

#tma - 244 posts

#dnd - 139 posts

#cr - 137 posts

#it friend - 103 posts

#it me - 90 posts

#tazb - 87 posts

#wards - 78 posts

#jesus fandom - 74 posts

#bdg - 48 posts

#pokemon - 46 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#bc people must eventually get like ‘anyone who doesn’t have a lab is faking having a service animal’ (bc they don’t know better) and hassled

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

My grandfather just asked myself and my brother if we thought China was gonna invade Australia and I think we all lost a decade off our lives

6 notes • Posted 2021-01-17 10:15:54 GMT

#4

Me, every time I create another NPC for my campaign: she’s a bitch and I like her so much

6 notes • Posted 2021-09-20 15:43:14 GMT

#3

When you’re trying to develop your DnD world backstory in your head but you keep returning to basically a billion iterations of two interactions: character A and character B are in lesbians, and character X has accidentally adopted character Y because Care For Child Way You Were Not Cared For. And yo if that isn’t a call out post to myself idk what is

7 notes • Posted 2021-08-22 05:47:43 GMT

#2

So some fuckhead I met once because I was head of the social justice club at my school is on the news again huh

(ID under the cut)

[ID: Screenshot of a Word document containing the Jurgen Lietner copypasta, which has been edited to be about Australian politician Peter Dutton.

Text reads:

PETER DUTTON?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING PETER DUTTON GOD DAMN FOOL PRISON BUILDING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING PETER DUTTON

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT PETER DUTTON I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP POLICIES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHINIEST HEAD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said peter dutton waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with peter dutton speaking one word in person on voice in parliament not only will i close the tab i will delete my abc app out of spite and have to rewatch the every question time again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he is an extremely shitty white man but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of human rights violations and wanted to commit some himself ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHatePeterDutton

political scandals not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his opinion and I lost it

where the fuck is peter dutton if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch dutton and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when peter died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true human rights violations

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9 notes • Posted 2021-04-09 09:21:49 GMT

#1

So I’m White™️ so take this all with a grain of salt but like, with 26th Jan coming up here’s a non-exhaustive list of days that would be better choices for Australia Day

1st Jan- Federation officially began 01/01/1901 so it’s literally our country’s birthday. Also we’d get double public holiday with NYE.

29th March- Day the first Australian General Elections were held. Celebrate democracy and whatnot.

30th March- Apparently General Elections used to take two days to hold. Celebrate democracy and the value of taking your time when doing something important.

8th May- I’m not sure if this was proposed ironically or not, but I guess “May 8” does sound like “mate” if you really swallow your consonants. A bit cringe imho but not as cringe as colonialism and genocide.

25th July- Take over Christmas in July celebrations. Good for all the same reasons Christmas in July is good, but also makes more sense because it’s not like it snows in July either.

19th Aug- Wikipedia tells me that this is the day Deas Thomson moved for a NSW Parliamentary Select Committee on the question of Australian federation. Good if you want to make Australia Day weirdly NSW focused still.

24th Oct- Anniversary of the Tenterfield Oration, which Wikipedia tells me was when a guy made such a moving speech about how the colonies should federate that it only took them twelve more years to do it. Points deducted for the fact that New Zealand was still in the running to be part of Australia at that point, and it makes me sad to even think about us holding them back like that.

31st Oct- My mum hates Halloween for some reason and so she suggests that Australia Day should be moved to the 31st Oct so people will be forced to give up celebrating Halloween. Still a better date choice than 26th Jan.

29 notes • Posted 2021-01-19 11:46:21 GMT

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[justsomekpopstuff]

Tagged!

I was tagged by the lovely @kpopchangedme !

Name: JJ

Gender: female

Star sign: scorpio

Sexuality: bisexual

What’s your current wallpaper: My home screen is a piece of Wonder Woman fanart that I like and the other is Shua with a lil unicorn headband

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: nah, all my teachers have been old and crusty af

If you could be somewhere else right now, where would you be?: disneyland, somewhere tropical, a hockey/baseball game or burritoed in my covers

Coolest halloween costume?: i have two. one year I went as Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls (i am her personified) and it was amazing, and then last year I went as Super Girl and I also looked amazing

Favorite 90s show?: I really liked Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Friends (i study the show now for psychology purposes bc all of them are amazing test subjects), and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Who was your first kiss?: no one...i haven’t had it yet...and im in college...its great

Have you ever been stood up?: no, thank goodness. i hate it when people do that. like, if you are not going to show up, at least have the confidence to tell me to my face and not stay back like a coward

Have you ever been to Vegas?: yes, i have. the last time i went, i saw the Blue Man Group and actually got to meet one of them...it was AMAZING

Favourite pair of shoes?: my black vans, and a super cute pair of black heels that i use for dancing (its a long story)

Favourite fruit: watermelon, peach, and cantaloupe 

Favourite book: my favorite book is called “This Is Where I Leave You” by Jonathan Tropper. I’ve talked about it before, but it truly is a beautiful book. It has some pretty crass language, but the overall themes and morals are so beautiful. A short summary is that its about a guy who’s life kind of turns sour when he has to return back to his home after his dad passes away. It basically follows him and his dysfunctional family as they navigate the loss and each other. Its truly a beautiful story and I love it so much.

Stupidest thing you ever done?: I’ve done a lot of stupid things, you are going to have to be more specific

I Tag: @kpopsinarios , @dumbbelle , @jejublr , @au-writer , and @forevershua

[sugabeans]

not actually tagged by @oikawae but i like these questions and talking about myself haha sorry no read more but it’s not that long, just scroll fast

Are you named after anyone? 

yeah! my first name came after some character in some movie my parents watched - they thought karina sounded nice and BOOM thats my name~ and my middle name is lynn, and that came from my grandma ^^ 

When was the last time you cried?

LAST NIGHT WHILE READING KAGEHINA DJ sipf;dlda;lk LOOL 

i got so overwhelmed at the cute 

and i was jealous

so i cried lmao 

Do you like your handwriting? 

no it’s real poopy 

like, it’s never the same size 

and it’s a bunch of scriggles 

What is your favourite lunch meat? 

uh.. turkey? 

Do you have kids? 

no but i have a dog - that counts 

i also have all my volleyball birb babies 

they’re my kids 

If you were a different person would you be friends with you?

no laf;sgdf;lg;fg; I’M NOT A GOOD PERSON 

Do you use sarcasm? • ya, too much 

Do you still have your tonsils? • yes!

Would you bungee jump? 

i’d like to live thanks 

if i did it, honestly i think i’d pee myself 

What’s your favourite cereal? • FROSTED FLAKES YO 

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? 

nope! 

all the shoes i own with laces also have zippers at the sides 

and i don’t actually use laces as laces.. they’re decoration 

Do you think you’re a strong person? • no i am a weak baby pls help 

What’s your favourite ice cream? 

i have no idea anymore

i love red bean and black sesame but i also love a rich dark chocolate with brownie bits and stuff yeah  

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

their clothing or their face and body 

i have a lot of clothing envy and face envy when i see people lmao 

and body envy - like i’ll look at girls legs a lot and like clap my hands to myself bc damn girl you looking great 

What’s your least favourite physical thing about yourself?

aw man can’t i say everything 

my huge ass thighs 

What colour pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

WHO WOULD BE WEARING SHOES INSIDE THEIR HOUSE 

i’m wearing my pajamas right now so i’m wearing red shorts and i’m barefoot 

What are you listening to right now? • laboum hwi hwi 

If you were a crayon what colour would you be? • A PEACH PINK ONE 

Favourite smell? 

concrete.. stairwells.. LOL 

i think it’s like the musty basement smell? i’m so weird i know g;dkdf;gld;k BUT I LIKE IT 

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? • my mommy 

Favourite sport to watch? • i don’t watch sports 

Hair colour? • dark brown, pretty much black 

Eye colour? • light brown

Do you wear contacts? • only circle lenses for cosplay 

Favourite food? • i LOVE RICE 

Scary movies or comedy? • comedy, if you give me horror i’ll die and hate you

Last movie you watched? 

it might have been wonder woman.. 

i don’t watch many movies 

it might have been koe no katachi actually.. thinking about it more 

What colour shirt are you wearing?

a white tshirt from my high school’s 30 hour famine 

it’s real old and crusty now lmao 

which is why it’s my pajama 

Summer or winter? 

WINTER 

i hate summer bc it’s so hot ((currently dying))

Hugs or kisses? 

hugs bc i’ve never been kissed 

and hugs feel SO DAMN GOOD 

Book you’re currently reading? 

haha book ur funny 

does manga count 

i’m reading (ongoing) snk, namaikizakari, pochamani, queen’s quality - off the top of my head 

Who do you miss right now • no one really 

What’s on your mouse pad? 

i don’t use one but the one i own has yuki cross from vampire knight on it 

What’s the last tv program you watched?

DOES HAIKYUU COUNT? I’M REWATCHING HAIKYUU RIGHT NOW 

What is the best sound? 

kevin woo’s voice *shabang* *finger guns* 

Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

never listened to either of their music so i don’t have a preference (oops) 

What’s the furthest you’ve ever traveled?

some island in the northern part of south america 

i was on a cruise ship 

also, i live in toronto, so really it’s not tooooooo far 

Do you have a special talent? 

no  

how i wish i did 

Where were you born? • toronto, canada! 

AIGHT THANKS FOR READING, NOW I’M GOING TO TAG @sookashira @viktorsglabella @shoujoandbobatea @keiscute @riumew @helloseashell and anyone else because these questions are fun! 

[5sosbitchfest]

"I have stated that I don’t hate the girls, their appearances, etc." YOU LITERALLY CALL CRYSTAL CRUSTY LMAOO pleaseeee i can't wait to hear your explanation of how that is in no way a comment on her appearance. also the whole "context of posting the selfie seems random" or however you phrased it like??? just take two seconds and think about how fucking stupid that statement sounds. what fucking "context" do you need she posted a fucking picture bc she wanted to fucktards

Oh, Nonnie.  You clearly haven’t take the time to read anything we post on this blog.  We have said numerous times that we use these names because we choose not to use their real names on our blog.  In case you haven’t noticed, we don’t tag their real names because we aren’t looking to draw attention to our blog if someone should search for them by name on Tumblr.  Their “blog” names were chosen because they are close to their real names - or in S’s case, the stage name she attempted to use for herself.  You have also failed to read the numerous times that I have stated that I think Crusty is an attractive woman who doesn’t need to hide her appearance behind photoshop or IG filters.  

I stated in my previous post, “I’m not saying she needs a reason to post anything..”  I’m allowed to think it’s random.  Just as you seem to think that I am without warrant for wanting fucking context in her fucking picture because I am a fucktard.  Look!  I can say fuck a lot too!