#hat publicises their ideas instead of writing the fic which ruins the fic when it eventually gets written

[doginasillyhat]

i don’t really have the motivation to write it right now (lazy) but i have a hicfic idea in my brain. i’m giving poor elliot a break from hiccup torture (that’s why he’s getting omo treatment next except this time skipper is very actually into the act and not just mildly interested in the predicament girl ur so me xx) so im moving on to some new ocs

background is they’re a group of codependent unstable poly criminals. they’re all varying degrees of mentally ill, and end up collectively suffering from folie a deux which leads them from breaking and entering to at least two genuine murders. there’s four of them. don’t worry, the murder won’t be touched on

but i keep having this concept in my brain. probably not all four of them, but maybe two or three are sneaking around a house, casing it out. one of them - probably tommy, resident annoyance - ends up with hiccups. not loud enough to disturb the homeowners, but at least at intervals regular enough that someone is bound to notice eventually that there’s a persistent noise coming from outside of the house. i don’t know yet who tommy’s with - maybe nadine, or rafe, or both, but they’re telling him to shut up. their hands are over his mouth, they’re basically suffocating him; nose plugged, hand pressed right over his mouth.

there’s an element of arousal to this - tommy is being obnoxious and it’s putting them at risk. whoever he’s with finds it hot, both that tommy is stuck with the hiccups like this, but also just the idea of almost being caught out. they’re wanted criminals (locally, not yet state wide) so they really can’t let anyone see that they’re there.

the homeowner starts to muse that they can hear something, whether it be the hiccuping, the whispering, or just the scuffle of whoever is with tommy trying to keep him shut up. there’s a mad dash to get off the property, difficulty compounded with the fact that now tommy can’t even hide his hiccuping. can you even run while holding your breath easily?

pretty sure it ends up with a make out session in the backseat of the van while the others are off trying to grab snacks for the next few days it takes for them to lay low, some hands down underwear, some shirts halfway off