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so is it insensitive to write omo fic on the cowboy game in the torture moment where arthur is like hanging upside down getting beat and shit? because every time i play that all i can think about is oh my god do you think he pissed his pants and i NEED to write it. it makes my monkey brain go wild

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oh the urge to write omo/hiccup fanfiction is so strong

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SILLYHAT VENTING AGAIN???!! what is new

anyway. couldn’t do any assignments this semester lmao. my english prof was so kind and gave me so much support but even then i’ve been trying for weeks to get these assignments knocked out but i just physically cannot. this is the second semester out of four that i’ve failed completely. both times the biggest issue was mental health, because when im able to do my work im really good, so it’s not totally like im just not doing it. because im trying! i really am!

i cannot get myself to lock in. i can’t articulate my words well enough

feeling like a HASHTAG FAILURE!!!!! i rlly want to drop out and find like a tafe course or something but i RLLY RLLY want to go into archiving!! and it’ll make my parents angry and disappointed AGAIN if i drop out of a second university degree!!!!

sad hat moment :(

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im gonna extra kiss my doggy for u worm

how do all yall have pets sob

my buggy little poopoo baby sister is a family pet that i haven't seen since june and won't see til december aaaaaaaaa

i love everyone's silly fuzzballz this is defo making the wait easier but i don't think i can contribute images from having not seen her in so long and also i technically do not own the pp bear so idt it's my call to make...she is a little fluffy baby though and i shall describe her!!

she just turned 5 this year but she is so so small she was the runt of her litter and is a combination of 2 baby sized breeds, half yorkshire terrier and half miniature poodle. when she was a baby her fur was almost all black with some tan spots, and my mom said she looked like a little spectacled bear. as she's grown the black has faded to a bit grey-ish, and some of the tan has become a mixture of white, cream, and reddish-brown tones. she was like 8 weeks old when we got her, and she was literally smaller than my head. currently she just looks like a stretched out version tbh. the most she's ever weighed is 7 pounds, but i think recently (years-wise) she's stayed a steady 5-6 pounds. little baby boos. she is so light and fast that my parents attached a bell to her collar like a cat so that she can be heard as she patters around the house. pretty sure she even wears collars in cat sizes cuz sometimes the small dog sizes are too loose for her 😭😭 dw chat she is healthy just like a bioengineered permanent baby. her hair is thin fluffy curls that are kept short for the most part, but she gets to grow it out and get a bit scruffy during colder months, and she is hypo-allergenic and like never sheds. she is cuddly n warm and very affectionate and sassy. i low-key envy my youngest brother for getting to have her the longest in his childhood—i was 13, nearly 14 when we adopted her, he was like 8. i've been out of the house for like a year and a half now, our middle brother graduates high school this upcoming spring. our sister's breed has a life expectancy of 10-15 years and youngest bro will have lived with her the longest. ofc parents will overall have had her for her whole life but like. they had multiple childhood pets. this dog is my and my brothers' only one. bleh no angst ew no anyways my pubby is very cute trust she has these silly little triangle ears that are almost as big as her face and when she perks up her little head fast enough they fall back and open up (usually folded over) and it makes her look like a little bat-fox thing asdfghjkl

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I lied. I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to pee yourself for me.

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workplace scenario omo fantasies 👍

christmas stuff is being displayed. attractive person (??? WOMAN!!!???) struggling behind the counter because they really really need to go but the lines are too long to take a quick break. customer asks if they’re okay and i can’t tell if denying they need to go badly or admitting they do is hotter

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it’s a huge hypothetical because they have family and pets where they are and don’t want to leave vs being scared for their safety but if it actually becomes dire i’ll definitely keep this in mind 👀 thanks worm!

sooo what level of delusional am i when i tell my american friend i will actually save up 9000$ to help them get a prospective partner visa to australia and i’ll marry them

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sooo what level of delusional am i when i tell my american friend i will actually save up 9000$ to help them get a prospective partner visa to australia and i’ll marry them

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sorry for the dog posting btw gang unfortunately when i’m upset and stressed i straight up just focus on my dog

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because the election results are actually really bumming me out i’ve been cuddling with my dog all evening since work. here’s the dog photo dump to hopefully make anyone seeing this feel a little better. i’m choosing the silliest and cutest photos of her. warning for fairly long post under the tab with photos and stuff lol

her name is calliope, but she’s technically called callie because dogs don’t really respond well to names with lots of syllables. callie is on all of her documentation, but she’s calliope to me

she’s three years old. she’s a miniature schnauzer. we actually have four mini schnauzers in the house (two are my parents, then mine, and then my sisters. my sister had to move back in with us so the four dogs isn’t ideal we know, but they get along)

she’s loved water since she was a baby! she used to love it when you sprayed her with the hose and she likes to go swimming. she has a little swim vest she uses in our pool

she sleeps like this. she always has ever since she was a baby. she’s got to sleep with her paws stretched right out

or she sleeps curled up with my sisters dog. they’re best friends and it’s as cute as you think it is

she’s an agility dog! she’s not very good at the a frame because she’s little, but she loves tunnels and the dog walk. she’s a little bit nuts but she’s very good at listening to instructions. not at home mind you, but when we’re out and walking or doing agility

she hates wearing clothes. she has a little jumper for wintertime, but she hates it when it’s put on. she would literally rather freeze

she’s very communicative. she loves to be vocal. she grumbles a lot too, like a sort of lazy growling when she can’t be added to bark (not here though. in this picture it’s actually mid sneeze)

she’s very into her toys. she loves to carry them around. some mornings i wake up and she’s got her ducky in my bed and i’m laying on it

she had a mohawk phase too. but she’s got super thick fur so it made her really hot when it started warming up, so we shaved it unfortunately! she will regrow it though!

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my mum is a BEAST last year i worked at the kitchen she did in a retirement home as a cleaner (their only kitchen cleaner mind you). last year my dog got sick. sick enough to warrant two days in an emergency vet clinic.

naturally, i called in on one of the two days (the one day where i was scheduled to work) and said that i couldn’t come in; my dog was unwell and i wanted to be around to visit her, to make sure im reachable if they needed me, or to pick her up if she could come home. i was a mess. calliope is my BABY.

that afternoon my mum came home and told me that one of the managers basically (the one who at least managed me) had heard my mum say that they had put callie’s vet bills on their credit card because i hadn’t expected the vet stay and therefore didn’t have the money available, and in return she said to my mum’s face “if it doesn’t have the money then why didn’t they come in today to be able to pay for it?”

will never get over how my mother responded, which was “callie is maggie’s baby. of course they aren’t coming in. would you call in sick if your daughter was unwell?”

and shout out to my MOTHER who is still harbouring resentment over that! to this day deadass if the manager is like oh my daughter is sick i can’t come in my mum is legit like so you’re not coming in to pay for the doctors visit?

bonus image of my dog at the vets that day when the nurses took a selfie with her to send to me to say she was settling in well

why did they feel the need to pose with my unwell dog like this!!!!!!! it makes me chuckle

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staring at the election results in genuine terror, both for my us friends and their safety, but also for what this could end up meaning for women’s rights and climate change

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these????

sillyhat when the tumblr return coincides with hicvember so it gets to read an almost constant stream of content

i’m running out of hats to put her in guys

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i don’t really have the motivation to write it right now (lazy) but i have a hicfic idea in my brain. i’m giving poor elliot a break from hiccup torture (that’s why he’s getting omo treatment next except this time skipper is very actually into the act and not just mildly interested in the predicament girl ur so me xx) so im moving on to some new ocs

background is they’re a group of codependent unstable poly criminals. they’re all varying degrees of mentally ill, and end up collectively suffering from folie a deux which leads them from breaking and entering to at least two genuine murders. there’s four of them. don’t worry, the murder won’t be touched on

but i keep having this concept in my brain. probably not all four of them, but maybe two or three are sneaking around a house, casing it out. one of them - probably tommy, resident annoyance - ends up with hiccups. not loud enough to disturb the homeowners, but at least at intervals regular enough that someone is bound to notice eventually that there’s a persistent noise coming from outside of the house. i don’t know yet who tommy’s with - maybe nadine, or rafe, or both, but they’re telling him to shut up. their hands are over his mouth, they’re basically suffocating him; nose plugged, hand pressed right over his mouth.

there’s an element of arousal to this - tommy is being obnoxious and it’s putting them at risk. whoever he’s with finds it hot, both that tommy is stuck with the hiccups like this, but also just the idea of almost being caught out. they’re wanted criminals (locally, not yet state wide) so they really can’t let anyone see that they’re there.

the homeowner starts to muse that they can hear something, whether it be the hiccuping, the whispering, or just the scuffle of whoever is with tommy trying to keep him shut up. there’s a mad dash to get off the property, difficulty compounded with the fact that now tommy can’t even hide his hiccuping. can you even run while holding your breath easily?

pretty sure it ends up with a make out session in the backseat of the van while the others are off trying to grab snacks for the next few days it takes for them to lay low, some hands down underwear, some shirts halfway off

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https://youtu.be/lKDxFZ02CpA?si=UUpZeIH_ItCxFhUx

for when u come back 🙏🙏 (it was in my recc and now stuck in my head)

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i was kicking my feet and giggling happily when i got this in my inbox at the start of my break. i luv being perceived thank u wormy sorry for not responding until i actually finished the hiatus the brainrot was so silly and made me smile :)

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sillyhat when the tumblr return coincides with hicvember so it gets to read an almost constant stream of content

i’m running out of hats to put her in guys

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doginasillyhat return set for uh. next week for sure.

the meds r WORKING the classes for the year will be OVER ON MONDAY (ignore that i have piled up work i need to smash out in the next three days and that im failing french because i can’t speak it so i gave up and i’m taking the L and failing by choice) i have a CLEAN CAR and CLEAN BATHROOM and CLEAN BEDROOM and CLEAN CLOTHES depersonalistion (thank u elacular for teaching me the word) is still a problem but i am EXISTING OKAYISH AROUND IT EVEN THOUGH ITS HARD!!

currently hat is sitting in the food court in the shopping centre it works at, ignoring the invoicing it has to do before they leave, eating lumpy sticky porridge with a cheeky weetbix, drinking coffee that is already making their tummy hurt

but everything feels okay again :)

excited to shower elliot and skipper with some omo (haha shower get it). i got myself some new icky criminal ocs and maybe they’ll get the kinkfic treatment too :)