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undercaffeinatedstarfleet · 5 years ago

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Tell your LCARS terminal to pull up the latest Federation Standard Transport Molecular Identification Table and look for hasperat brine in there -- you may need to search for the hasperi peppers and then ask the computer to simulate a Maillard reaction to 20-30% completion followed by immersion in Bajoran seawater -- and then tell the computer to create a custom replication standard using 0.1mm sodium chloride crystals with 30% of the results of the database search above. Then tell the computer to replicate the result inside a glass shaker, and voila, you have hasperat seasoning for your pretzels. (This assumes it isn’t already an option for your replicators -- I’d ask the computer to search for hasperat seasoning first)

Unlikely ask, but does anyone technically/culinarily gifted know how to program a replicator to make a hasperat-flavored soft pretzel?

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rosyaffairs · 9 years ago

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new url

hasperi -----> rosyaffairs

#hasperi #rosyaffairs

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jimmynovsk-archive · 9 years ago

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Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas Music by Alan Menken Arranged by Dan Coates Performed by me!!!

i had originally recorded this to send to colleges as a music supplement but now it’s been sitting on my laptop for weeks and i’m pretty proud of it so here you go!!

#patrcolvs #glorioustiel #hasperi #music #disney #pocahontas #mine #music*#habbah i know youve heard this before but w/e #also @vidhya sorry this took so long to post!!!#idk i hope yall enjoy this lol #i think the audio is kind of soft

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queerlywitchling · 10 years ago

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Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send it to 10 of your favorite followers

ooooh you little shit1. I like my makeup most of the time2. I've been losing a lot of weight which is a blessing 3. nice legs sorta 4. ???????5. colored hair??????????

#hasperi

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quintcssence · 10 years ago

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i. i do not have the might to gather my makeshift wings of paper maché and tacky glue and leave this cardboard labyrinth with three entrances because the minotaur is my only friend here and i am not your drowning icarus. ii. i do not have the rue to play a somber tune of the dead through my howling flute when your gossamer fingers flee my grasp while my own are still growing brittle bones and i am not your mourning orpheus. iii. i do not have the time to soothe your fears with a bleeding throat and a stale fortune cookie when the world is crumbling and their eyes are glassy because nobody listens to a dismal fool and i am not your pleading cassandra. iv. i do not have the care to hang like a medal on your neck and adorn your fingers, for your fickle mind is scalding on my tongue but i have legions to seek and lead and i am not your seething hippolyta. v. i do not have the breath to drink in your poetry and exhale the same words because my voice is just a little lost in the woods but it will squeeze past the onslaught and i am not your weeping echo. vi. this flimsy box is but a refuge from the melting sun, and my song is for me to keep when all else departs. i’ll keep the future to myself while you blindly reach because my decaying army awaits their recovering leader and you might walk on water, but you won’t walk on me. vii. i am not a tragedy.

n.m.s.

#spilled ink #miscmess #mythpoetry #poetry #hasperi #my poetry #mine

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jimmynovsk-archive · 9 years ago

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