#hashtag naughty boy

[applesfallingfromblondehair]

#naughtyboy

[fanofcarson]

[starrieisdelusional]

Merlin Fix It AU Season 2 Episode: Balinor

balinor lives in a cave and had planned on staying happily there until the end of times until the great dragon is yelling non-stop in his head for 24/7

Annoyed wasn’t even an overreaction. He feels like he’s going mad. He tried spells, potions, meditation, nothing seems to work. So he gave up and goes to Camelot to free him.

He tries breaking his chains but sadly it was enchanted. Only a weapon as powerful as excalibur or magic of the greatest warlock alive can free him. This goes on a few times until merlin stumble upon him and made it his life mission to assassinate this man.

Balinor didn’t go down without a fight, even calling his dragonlord powers, until merlin started using his magic. Balinor was dumbfounded, his magic feel similar to his, and there’s no doubt about it this is probably his son.

He look at kilgharrah and the dragon smirk. Balinor was pissed. He almost killed his son and the dragon didnt think it was an important information to tell him? If balinor was right, they might even kill each other and the dragon still wouldnt say anything.

“That’s my son” Balinor said

“Not really, you see, Merlin is a reincarnation of magic himself….”

Kilgharrah spout his usual bullshit and balinor flip him off. He made a truce with merlin since then and live in gaius’s chambers for the rest of the series.

(Merlin tried to kick him out a couple of times: “you can’t live here, this is the court physician chambers!”

“I don’t care”

And conveniently enough everytime someone enters the room balinor would disappear out of sight.)

(Additional) Character’s reaction when they found out that there’s a man living inside of Gaius’s chambers the entire time:

Gaius:

“Gaius? Is everything alright??” Merlin entered the chamber to see Gaius sprawled on the floor like a princess, unconscious.

“Hey I didn’t do anything” balinor shrugs, slurping his meal

Arthur:

“…so there’s a homeless man who started living in your bedroom?”

“He sleeps outside with Gaius but more or less yes”

When Merlin goes out to wash the dishes balinor put a hand on arthur’s shoulder “if i see you, lay one naughty hand on that boy, you’re dead.”

Arthur was more or less confused.

Gwen:

“Are you sure you’ve been feeding him Merlin?”

“Of course! I’m not that heartless! I always take my duties seriously”

“But you can’t seem to bring me food in time” Arthur snarks from the window

Before Merlin can retort, it was Balinor who reply instead “You should be with the girl, she’s much more polite, caring, and kind than the blond bastard over there”

“You can’t speak like that to a prince!”

“Yeah? Can you deny that you are a royal bastard though?”

Gwen has to take Arthur to his room because he wouldn’t stop sulking for the rest of the day.

Interested in my AU…?

or filter with the hashtag #must we really rely on fate?

[blueikeproductions]

EarthSpark OCs, since I’m seeing my previous EarthSpark topics light up my dashboard and I’ve been meaning to post these for awhile.

Due to a Warp Gate accident in peacetime in the CV Life on Earth universe, the Autobots’ human allies Grahm, Thompson, Meister and Maddie along with Optimus’ Mini-Con partner Leon, get whisked away into the EarthSpark universe, but the group gets separated from each other in Witwicky. By chance each kid winds up finding the Emberstone chamber and unwittingly activates it, creating more Terrans separate from the Maltobots. Unlike the Maltobots, these Terrans were born with alternate modes, scanned from choices in each child’s mind from their universe. These Terrans are also more openly aligned with the Autobots due to Grahm and the others’ bond with their previous Autobot partners, and are more oriented for combat than their Maltobot cousins.

Phoenix: Bonded to Grahm. Hotheaded, smart mouthed, and no-nonsense, Phoenix can and will tell off Optimus, Megatron, Termagax and Dot if he thinks they’re demeaning himself or the other Terrans. Gets along with the Maltobots, but finds Twitch and Hashtag’s exuberance draining to his circuits. The oldest of the new batch, he’s the de facto leader, and while well meaning, his slightly abrasive demeanor is off putting to his teammates. Like his namesake, he possesses literal firepower, and is hard to take down, always getting back up when it looks like he might be down for the count. His vehicle mode is based on a car Grahm fancied back at his Uncle Sparkplug’s garage.

Landhammer: Bonded to Thompson. A gentle Gorillabot, who enjoys reading and tabletop gaming. He’s good friends with Nightshade and Jawbreaker, due to their shared interests. The muscle of the group and a natural protector, he prefers defense over offense, despite having a punch strong enough to shatter the likes of Groundpounder’s arm. Has some degree of mastery over earth and can cause fissures and quakes with a punch or stomp.

Nightscream: Bonded to Meister. Shares Meister’s love of music, and has a particular interest in opera, perhaps influenced by Meister’s memories of Cyberverse Soundwave’s own love of Cybertronic opera. Has a bit of a rebellious bad boy streak that masks his insecurities, comparable to RiD15 Sideswipe. Openly gay and a bit of a flirt, but hasn’t found a Transformer he particularly likes yet. His best friend among the Maltobots is Thrash. Enjoys flustering male Decepticons with his flirty side to catch them off guard in a fight, though the tables can be turned when a Decepticon genuinely reciprocates back at him. Specializes in sound and sonic based attacks, making him a natural rival to EarthSpark Soundwave. Has a form of Mode Attachment and can usually be found in his Beast Mode.

Abhorrus: Bonded to Maddie. Functionally the daughter to Maddie’s previous partner Repugnus, and shares much of the Monsterbot’s schematics and personality traits. Naughty, hyperactive and mischievous, but a good kid all around. Her closest friends among the Maltobots are Twitch and Hashtag. While powered by Quintus Prime blessed water like other Terrans, Abhorrus enjoys Energon drinks, particularly K-Juice, and loves Pepsi products, and can usually be found with a drink in hand. Likes to get her hands dirty, and is usually the one to commit an act the other Terrans and Autobots are reluctant to do. Has casually bragged about off lining other Decepticons, and doesn’t trust them, being uneasy about EarthSpark Megatron due to awareness of other versions of Megatron because of Maddie’s memories of the Legacy Wars. Packs a powerful Cybervenom in her Beast Mode’s tail that can force an enemy into Stasis Lock after a couple bites.

Leon: Cyclone Mini-Con bonded to Optimus Prime. Calm, wise, but not afraid to show his softer, sillier side to compliment CV Optimus’ stoicism. Originally from Cyberverse, but has partnered with the local ES Optimus to better coordinate with the two sets of Terrans and their human partners. Was originally a star Baske-Trek player on pre-war Cybertron alongside Orion Pax until a humiliating defeat saw the two retire from the sport until their Earth adventures. Has a bit of trouble fully connecting with ES Optimus due to different universal circumstances such as this Optimus being more of Cube player.

[letdreamsbememes]

TOM CARDY SONGS PT.2 Lyrics from Tom Cardy’s songs. Change however you like.

“I don't really care so I'm checking it once.”

“Pretty fucking funny but also pretty naughty.”

“I'm the big boy, so I decidе, baby.”

“It mеans that I don't have to deliver shit!”

“Hey, _______, do you have a moment?”

“Oh, hello ________ back so soon from your court-mandated coffee break, you Marxist fuck?”

“I can do whatever I want, I'm ________, baby!”

“Oh, now you're strongly advising me, are you?”

“All through the year, I've been watching you, while you've been asleep, while you've been awake.”

"You spend your time inside drinking red wine and masturbating?”

“I couldn't give a fuck and you can check on that twice.”

“Hey, I don't work here!”

“Hey, I don't work here, but maybe I should!”

“Silly me! I've had the pasta all along, fuck you!”

“I made a middle-aged woman cry today!”

"You gotta save my kid!"

“But he rolls his eyes so I kind of snap.”

“That way I could help relieve that nasty sting for you.”

“It seems there's been a planned attack.”

"Ok, I don't, let me find someone alright? Just relax!"

"Hey! I-I said - ok. We're under attack!"

"Ok, I don't have the authority to do that."

“It's been a long day so I speak for us all.”

“Hey, I don't work here! And if I did, I would not surrender shit!”

“Do you think the president of Earth has a fucking mullet?”

“Take 10 minutes to call your mother.”

“A text is not enough.”

“I'm telling you to facetime that hot bitch.”

“It's called empathy. Use it once in a while, you dumbfuck.”

“You've got the power to be a massive sick cunt.”

“But you haters bеtter not act surprised!”

“Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag inspirational!”

“Don't be distracted by the emojis that I'm using.”

“Listen to your heart, when your brain does a fart out its asshole, that's your soul.”

“Isn't that like a pyramid scheme? “

[sme7ktjun]

BURN

Burden Burberry blaze it, six six 90 tees we made it, London crosstown, pilgrims haven.

Mardin Roma Italy faded.

Community we hated, highsuck your own dick city we never believed in all of y’all blamings.

Who made it? Try to turn a king into a snitch is what you’re all trying to make him. Yea let me call myself him, if not, not not then mason.

Ofcourse to the ones I want trust, my name goes ten letters Abdulkadir, but you know different stages. Different fases.

Case is, cascut better than a cactus, where we’ll be buried in gods way he said, but did not forget to make, a commandment for slaves that were always princes In their first headings.

Skipped first grade because of the enslavement. Too smart they would say but a naughty boy with the matrix. So I had to let go of the old find what gold? Where money was never honey. Milk was never millyway, and lays out the bag is fresh air of potatoes which every culture enervated by whom you say? By gods that worship slavery where that story is misery.

25 cent mist me niet, Eminems well mam sorry but I’m shikkeshik slimshadey, she thought she saw death when I wanted to buy some m&ms, where lady I did not ask you to empty the register, I would beep beep if you would take it, as an advantage.. yours to think anyway that word implies.

Me? BROSKI AN N

Hashtag me later

[augustusalex]

Can we be thankful that Crash Bandicoot is not with Naughty Dog anymore?

[evilmaknaenoona]

Aesthetics i did for Yugyeom's birthday but couldn't post on my other social medias...

That's it...the title say it all.

[pen1ag0n]

links to the vault:

[all files on google drive, my personal backups]

like this all stages

runaway all stages

kami oji all stages

pretty pretty all stages

critical beauty all stages

do or not all stages

not all/almost all stages: shower of rain, shalala, naughty boy, spring snow

various music show behind

various special stages

1st showcase in japan

tentastic concerts vol 4 i 5

2018 united cube concert ptg cut

2021 busan one asia ptg cut

various old hashtag cube episodes (extra behind stuff)

2021 jtbc show with weth concert behind

edit: i WILL add links for shine perfs folder When i find it 🥲

[midnightswithdearkatytspb]

VelvetCardiganBucky’s Recommendations 2021: Week 12 & 13 | March 14th – March 27th

Welcome to weeks 12 & 13 of my recommendations, if you would like to be featured on a future list, I follow the hashtag #VelvetCardiganBucky, message me, tag me in your future works, or reblog this post and link to your story, one-shot, Masterlist, writing challenge, etc.

Be aware some if not most stories and writers on this list are meant to be consumed by an audience of those 18+. My blog is also an 18+ blog.

✨Page breaks are made @firefly-graphics✨

«Last Week

Week 14»

My Masterlist

My Fic Rec List of Mafia/Mob Bucky/Sebastian & Steve/Chris/Andy

Stuff I Posted This Week:

Steve + Bey = 4Ever » Steve Rogers and Bey carved places in each other’s hearts, that no one else could ever replace.

I Hear A Symphony » Bucky Barnes x Mutant!Reader — Reader plays an important song to her for Bucky.

—Formerly The Winter Soldier » “I’m no longer the winter soldier, my name is James Bucky Barnes & you're part of my effort to make amends.”

Lee Bodecker

(Mini) Series:

*Give In by @not-a-great-writer » soft!dark!Lee Bodecker x shy!Reader — She didn’t think she was anything special. So when the intimidating Sheriff takes an interest in her, she can’t help but feel a little unsettled. Her boring life is about to get a little interesting. | This story has to be one of my all time series I’ve ever read, and I know I will weep when it’s over. The chapters are decently sized, you have angst, fluff and smut. I couldn’t ask for more, it’s simply a masterpiece.

Deadbeat Pt. 9 by @the-witty-pen-name » Lee Bodecker x F!Reader — You work at the bar at the edge of town, the Sheriff is going through a divorce and needs to rent a room. | Cole thank you for feeding my current Lee Bodecker obsession after I watched The Devil All The Time, for the time. This story is good and I love soft!Lee, and one where no one dies. At least I hope no one dies...

SamBucky

One-Shots:

Loving You Is Cherry Pie by @river-soul » Sam Wilson x Reader x Bucky Barnes — When Sam Wilson, one of your regulars at the cafe finally asks you out, you’re ecstatic until he tells you he wants his friend to join. When you meet Bucky, you decide it might be worth your while after all. [Allusions to stalking, exhibitionism and explicit sex, 18+] | There is just not enough SamBuck stories out there and we have @river-soul to thank for feeding our love for the boys and giving us some good smut, especially to tide us over till Friday.

Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM by @callmeluna » Sam Wilson x Reader x Bucky Barnes — You are admittedly a handful when you’ve had a few drinks in you. Luckily, your partners Sam and Bucky are more than up for the challenge… maybe. | If you are looking for something to make you laugh, might I suggest reading this? The whole time as I read this I couldn’t get the huge smile off my face, it was that good.

Bucky Barnes

Drabbles:

Matching by @heli0s-writes » Bucky Barnes x Reader — Reader and Bucky are “matchy matchy,” with their belly button rings. | This is adorable as well as very funny.

One-Shots:

Smooth Criminal by @bestofbucky » Bucky Barnes x Reader — Based on a dream @velvetcardiganbucky had. You’re parents told you to never give rides to strangers, but when you notice Bucky Barnes trying to break into your car, you know some strangers aren’t so bad. | Jenny did my dream justice! I honestly couldn’t have asked for anything better.

Don’t Over Do It by @whisperlullaby » Bucky Barnes x Reader — Your boyfriend is an asshole. Bucky reminds you that you are perfect the way you are. | I can’t describe this anyway other than perfect, that I wish I had a Bucky like this there for me. Trust me you’ll love the ending.

Coming Home to You by @angrythingstarlight » Biker!Bucky Barnes x Reader — Your Biker boyfriend is finally home and he’s going to show you how much he missed you. With every inch he has. And you’re going to remember how much he loves you. | It’s not very often you read something that has an alternate ending and when you do you find yourself loving both endings. Both endings are hot, the smut is great, again who couldn’t love Biker!Bucky?

Won’t Let You Go by @kind-of-crazy-butthatsokay » Mob!Bucky Barnes x OFC!Kori — Kori met Bucky in one of his clubs, out to get shit-faced with a couple of friends to forget about her worries and maybe take home a guy to further rid herself of her numerous frustrations. Little did she know that the one-night stand with Bucky would turn into so much more than that. | Thank you so much for entering my writing challenge, it means so much. This one-shot is so good, it hit me right the feels and left me falling in love with Kori and Bucky.

Show Me How To Ride by @angrythingstarlight » Beefy Biker!Bucky Barnes x Reader — You’ve been keeping a secret from your biker boyfriend. He is going to get the information out of you one way or the other. | It’s hot and it makes you realize just how much you realize just how much you love Biker!Bucky.

Bubble Baths by @floatingpetals » Bucky Barnes x Reader (Modern AU) — Even your boyfriend Bucky, needs to wind down at the end of a stressful with a bubble bath, but he doesn’t want to do it alone. | Okay, so my summary of this sucks but let me just say this is fluffy and smutty all at once. I wish I had Bucky to take a bubbly bath with.

Bad Boy!Bucky Barnes x Shy!Reader by @gagmebucky — in which there’s nowhere to sit and bucky offers his lap—then, subsequently, his cock. (bad boy!bucky x shy!reader, dirty talk, exhibitionism and voyeurism, cockwarming, unprotected sex.) | *chugs water* yeah is it a little hot in here? I probably would have failed class if Bucky had been in my class along with Steve, I wouldn’t have known who to stare at, forget learning the material.

**Greater Good by @fuel-joy » Bucky Barnes x Reader — There is a cure for the zombie outbreak but is it worth the cost. | Grab your tissues, because you are going to need them. Thanks darling for entering my writing challenge and making me feel so many feels with this one.

(Mini) Series:

A Tender Heart ♥️ Pt. 2 by @river-soul » Alpha!Bucky Barnes x Omega!Reader — You’ve been sweet on Bucky since you started working at the compound six months ago. Normally quiet and mild mannered, an unexpired fight with a coworker brings Bucky into your orbit. [A/B/O dynamics, brief mention of bullying and fluff] | If anyone can pull at your heartstrings it’s @river-soul making the beginning of this series look so promising and I can’t wait to see where it goes.

Run To You 🪙 Pt. 10 🪙 Pt. 11 🪙 Pt. 12 by @bestofbucky » Mob!Bucky Barnes x Bodyguard!Reader — Mob boss Bucky Barnes hires you to be his bodyguard. | Jenny left me at the edge of my seat, making this such an amazing story, I always look forward to her updates, and so sad that there is only 1 chapter left.

Better than Working sequel to This by @angrythingstarlight » Beefy Biker!Bucky Barnes x Reader — Beefy Biker Bucky shows you all the benefits of working from home. In fact what he has for you is so much better than work. | Sometimes you just need to read something hot to lift your spirits, let this do that.

Stucky

One-Shots:

*Tell Me What You Want by @angrythingstarlight » Mafia!Steve Rogers x Reader; Mafia!Bucky Barnes x Reader — Your mob boyfriend, is none other than Steve Rogers and he is willing to get you whatever you wanted, all you have to do is ask. And be careful what you ask for because he’s going to give it to you over and over again. | This is so hot that I highly recommend not reading this anywhere out in public. The smut in this is just *chefs kiss*

(Mini) Series:

Miracle Pt. 2 🥀 Pt. 1 by @heavenhatesme » Soft!Dark!Bucky Barnes x Reader; Soft!Dark!Steve Rogers x Reader — When infertility threatens mankind with extinction and there hasn’t been a baby for almost 18 years, what happens when two certain super soldiers fall for the same woman and accidentally impregnate her? | It’s not tagged as dark, sorry to the writer I tagged it that please forgive me? But I just want to tell everyone heed the tags. I do look forward to reading what happens next. The smut in this is great!

Invisible Ink by @navybrat817 » Bucky Barnes x Reader, Steve Rogers x Reader; Bucky Barnes x Reader x Steve Rogers — The owners of the Howling Commandos Tattoo Parlor want to make you their best girl. | I love the idea of tattoo’d Bucky and Steve, but that's because I have a weakness for tattoo’s. So this series is just right up my alley, and the start of it is so good that I know it’s good to be a great one!

Steve Rogers

Drabbles:

Chocolate Milk & Dino Nuggets by @nony-bear » Steve Rogers x Reader — Daddy Steve helps make his little girl feel better after a long week. DDLG THEMES | Had me wishing I had a Steve to make me Dino nuggets after a long day at work. It’s precious folks.

Prompt 4K Drabble Challenge by @sweeterthanthis » Steve Rogers x Reader — “Show me how deep you can take it.” | You’re going to need an ice cold bath after this one.

One-Shots:

A Cruel Tide by @writerwrites » Nomad!Steve Rogers x Reader — A lost hero thinks she needs saving, but this divorcée’s needs were different, fleeting, and then full of attachment. Can they overcome the burdens on their shoulders and keep their word? | Sometimes you want to wrap the reader and Steve in a blanket and protect them while enjoying the smut. This gave me that and more.

Untitled Request by @navybrat817 » Steve Rogers x Reader — Sending Steve a naughty photo while he’s in a meeting leads to punishment that will remind you to never do it again, right? | Hi, I’m just going to drench myself in ice cold water. ✌🏻

(Mini) Series:

*Control Pt. 3 🔐 Pt. 1 🔐 Pt. 2 by @river-soul » dark!Steve Rogers x Reader — When a probationary agent asks you out on a date you learn Steve’s intentions for you have evolved. He doesn’t take kindly to someone touching what’s his. [Noncon, physical violence (biting), grooming behavior and explicit sex, 18+] | Definitely one of my favorite series to read on Tumblr so far, you know it’s dark, and the smut is great. I always look forward to the updates on this one.

*Lipstick and Crayons 🖍 Ch. 4 by @oneoftheprettynerds » Dark Mob!Steve Rogers x Reader — Steve can’t ever repay you for what you did. After meeting you, Steve believes his broken family is the missing piece in the puzzle of your own wrecked one. Indebting the crime lord to you has been the biggest mistake of your life, cause now you can’t get rid of him, no matter what. Loyalty and favours go a long way in the mob. | This story always gets my heart a racing and leaves you with questions as to what is going to happen next. I truly love it and Soft!Dad while being Angry!Mob boss Steve all at the same time, this story just has it all for me.

This Is My Unbecoming by @river-soul » Werewolf!Steve Rogers x Witch!Reader — When the Hydra pack graduates from turning humans to swell their ranks to kidnapping and murdering witches to consolidate power, Steve knows he needs to strike. He makes a deal with a powerful coven leader for a witch of his own in exchange for destroying the rogue pack. [Magical realism, biting, blood, slightly dubious consent and explicit sex, 18+] | Okay this is so good and I would like to thank the teenage mind of @river-soul for creating this! Like seriously thank you. I look forward to reading more!

It’s been a long, long time ☕️ Ch.1 by @mostly-marvel-musings » Steve Rogers x Reader — Steve Rogers – a man who has lost too much finds himself blending into the crowd in attempts to forget his past but revisits familiar places and spends days sketching his heart out. A rainy evening leads him to find shelter in your coffee shop. Is having meaningful conversations over endless cups of coffee with a stranger the key to unlocking a heart that’s lost the will to love? | The prologue tore my heart out, it truly did but the first chapter just puts the pieces back together. I really love this and I’m honestly looking forward to reading what happens next. I can’t thank you enough for entering my writing challenge!

*Not A Team Part: 1 by @shedobewritingalittle » Steve Rogers x Reader — The Reader tries to live a normal life, but her memories won’t leave her alone. Rhodey comes to visit the reader with a proposition. | There aren't a lot of stories out there that have walk on parts with Rhodey in it and I didn’t know how much I missed out on having him in stories till I read this. This was just so well written and the characterization of Rhodey was perfect, how Peyton got the emotions written across, it’s perfect. Read this and have some tissues on hand. I will always love it.

Andy Barber

One-Shots:

Closing Arguments by @river-soul » Andy Barber x Reader — Andy and you are going out for the first time since your daughter’s birth. Anxious about leaving her behind Andy does his best to make you feel better. [Fluff with explicit sex (f recieving), 18+] | So fluffy and sweet!

Keep the Heat by @ozarkthedog » Andy Barber x Reader — Andy fucks you in the coat. | Semi-Short and the smut is oh so good.

(Mini) Series:

Homebound 🏡 Ch. 1 by @fuel-joy » Dark!Andy Barber x Reader — You witness your neighbor kill his wife. You try to gather evidence all from the comfort of your home. | Prepare to be at the edge of your seat with this one, it’s just that good.

One Night by @darkficsyouneveraskedfor » Dark!Andy Barber x Reader — One night changes your entire life. | This is dark and exciting, with tons of angst in it. I love a real good dark!Andy fic and this is it.

Chris Evans

One-Shots:

Mirrors by @cherrychris » Chris Evans x Reader — “wanna know what i see? me owning you and this sweet little pussy” | Sometimes you read things that just blow your mind and this was one of those things.

*Work Party by @harrylovex » Chris Evans x Reader — you get drunk at a work party and chris looks after you… | This is really adorable and probably one of my favorite fluffy Chris Evans one-shots I’ve ever read.

Misc.

One-Shots:

An Act of Kindness by @stargazingfangirl18 » Jake Jensen x Female!Reader — A simple act of kindness seals your fate. | I would like to simply start of by saying that this was my first Jake Jensen fanfiction in years, or maybe my first one, and all I could was where have I been hiding from him? So good and glad I read this and so will you!

*Come Back Safe by @celestialbarnes » Sam Wilson x Reader — based on tfatws, you find out sam’s leaving for a mission, afraid to lose the man you love, you confront him, and he promises you to come back. | So fluffy you’ll want to cuddle it under a blanket fort and wish under a thousand starry night skies for it to come true.

(Mini) Series:

Fiery Friends Pt. 3 🔥 Pt. 4 by @wanderinglunarnights » Johnny Storm x OFC!Sophia Jones — Johnny invites his best friend Sophia to stay with him in his penthouse during quarantine. | I really like this story, because I find myself mentally rooting for Sophia and Johnny, also going you go girl. Looking forward to what is next for this duo.

Ensnared Pt. 2 🔗 Pt. 1 by @stargazingfangirl18 » Ransom Drysdale x Female!Reader; minor Robert Pronge (Mr. Freezy) x Reader — Robert preps you for the handoff to the smooth talking stranger who bought you, but before he lets you go, he wants to have a little fun first. | So good and hot. Honestly I look forward to hopefully finding out what happens between the reader and Ransom.

Made With Love by @ayybtch » Wanda Maximoff x f!Reader + Friends to Lovers — Wanda is an excellent cook but a terrible baker. A rough day leads her to the bakery in the Avengers compound where she meets you, the lead baker. After a dismal attempt at making chocolate chip cookies, you volunteer to help Wanda learn how to bake. Your friendship grows stronger with each successful recipe until the two of you stumble into something even sweeter than baked goods. | This story will constantly have you smiling, sure it’s only 3 chapters so far, but I started off reading it in a bad mood but by the 3rd chapter I was just so sappy and happy. I can’t wait for more!

Without Me by CuttingMyFingersOff » Legolas x OFC!Braigeth — Braigeth was an elf who has nothing but memories of Legolas to help her survive being imprisoned in the walls of Orthanc. That is, until she is able to escape and reunite with him. | I’ve been invested in this since my friend came forward to me with the idea for this story and now that it’s being written, I couldn’t be more excited to read it. I need more Lord of the Rings in my life if I’m being honest.

Forever and Ever More by @syntheticavenger » Dark Alpha!Ransom Drysdale x Omega!Reader — Ransom Drysdale may be Boston’s most eligible Alpha but he has his eyes set on you. With his inheritance hanging in the balance, he won’t take no for an answer, whether you like him or not. | Prepared to go on a Hawaiian EMOTIONAL roller coaster with this story, there are so many times in this story you find yourself picking your jaw up off the floor. I’ve linked you to chapter 9, which has all the previous chapters, listed.

Is A Shout Out To My...

@bluemusickid in celebration of 700 followers is hosting a Holi Celebration Writing Challenge, that is due April 30th, but extension can be given. Any Marvel or MCU characters can be used in addition to Chris Evans and his characters. The theme is Holi and its colors, for better explanation visit the link provided.

@whisperlullaby in celebration of 700 followers is hosting a 700 Followers Challenge, your entries will be due May 5th. The theme is kinks, no RPF, DDLG/MMLG, bathroom related , incest, or under age kinks. This is MCU characters, Sebastian Stan, and Chris Evans characters x OFC or Reader. For more information visit the link provided. Congrats Becca on the 700 followers you deserve it hun!

@stargazingfangirl18 in celebration of 5K followers is hosting a Soft Dark Writing Challenge, which is due May 31st. Don’t let the name fool you, your writing can be soft, dark, or soft!dark, or headcanons about any Chris character. 500 word minimum with no max, but new or be read as a stand alone piece. For more information visit the link provided and be sure to congratulate Siri on her 5K milestone!

@cloudystevie in celebration of 4K followers is hosting a Mob!AU Writing Challenge, that is due on May 30th. You can use Chris Evans and any of his characters he’s played before, as well as make it NSFW or SFW. To learn more about it please visit the link below. Also congratulations Jasmeen on the 4K followers! 💗

[realityescapee01]

Endgame

Cody x Dylan

Where Cody was doing an IG Live and a certain someone can be heard from the background say:

"Where's my boxers, babe?"

Cody was visibly surprised and panicked a little, he was scrambling to turn the video and audio off when Dylan walked into frame with just a towel around his waist.

-OMG! It's DOB!-

-What is happening?!? 😍-

-Ohmy! Are you together???-

-ASDFGHJKLAAHHHH-

...and lots of wow, heart emojis, and comments that went through before Cody ended the live.

"Oh shit! You were live??? I'm sorry!" Dylan panicked. "They saw me???"

"Yeah." Cody was giggling as he grabbed Dylan by his waist and kissed his cheek.

"Damn! Sorry, baby."

Dylan and Cody could hear their phones buzz off. A lot! They were being flooded.

"Oh boy!" Dylan was laughing. "We broke the internet."

Cody couldn't resist and looked at all his notifications. There were lots of tags and mentions and DMs. On IG and on Twitter. In a few more minutes, they were trending.

"Ohgod, baby. We're trending." Cody told Dylan.

on the hashtag board were:

#steo is real

#steo is the endgame

#CodyxDylan

#theo got stiles

#Colan

#CCDOB

Cody and Dylan read the messages and tags for both of them. All of those expressing support for the couple. There were questions too, like: is that Dylan? When did they get together? Since when? Are you dating? Are you living together? I knew it! The black hoodie Dylan was wearing in his recent interview is yours, isn't it? It was too big on him. And there are naughty ones too: Who's top? Who's bottom? Fave position? lol. Etc etc.

Cody and Dylan were laughing at the naughty ones. Then they talked. They were keeping their relationship a secret for a long time now. But all the supportive messages made them feel okay to tell the truth. So they decided to let it all out.

Cody posted, after a few hours, a photo of them together.

Yup. Yes that is Dylan O'Brien. Yes that is my All American shirt he's wearing. Yes this is his purple hoodie I'm wearing. Yes we're dating. Yes we live together. Yes that black hoodie he wore in his previous interview is mine. We got together, officially, last year; a day before my birthday. But we were 'messing around' way back in Teen Wolf 😁 P.S. Theo is always top 😏

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kind of a collab with @jimmy12427 we were talking and came up with this from Dylan's bts of infinite and then the photo of Cody in black hoodie like what Dylan's wearing there.

thank you. more on my master list here

Like the gifs used here? See source under them. Reblog, do not repost. Thank you all gif creators here ♥️

[twistedtexts]

RIDDLE ROSEHARTS

Modeling 🔥

Proposal 🔥

Soulmate

Breakfast

TREY CLOVER

Valentine’s surprise

CATER DIAMOND

4 diamonds 🔥

ACE TRAPPOLA

Basketball practice 🔥

Date

Mad

Jealousy

Why him?!

Pretty boy

DEUCE SPADE

Rougher 🔥

Letter and roses

Date

Mad

Why him?!

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

Shower ️‍🔥

Valentine’s surprise  ️‍🔥

How embarrassing ️‍🔥

Dress  ️‍🔥

Flesh 🔥

Confession

Birthday

Sleeping with you

Soulmate 

Pretty boy

No way!

RUGGIE BUCCHI

JACK HOWL

AZUL ASHENGROTTO

Home alone ️‍🔥

Naughty times  ️‍🔥

Tentacles 🔥

Hickey 🔥

Mommy 🔥

JADE LEECH

Naughty times  ️‍🔥

Home Alone🔥

Soulmate

A little remainder

Rare mushroom

FLOYD LEECH

Naughty times  ️‍🔥

Bad mood 🔥

Pestering koebi

Soulmate

Pretty boy

KALIM AL-ASIM

Soulmate

JAMIL VIPER

Future 🔥

Free time  ️‍🔥

Hickey🔥

Toys🔥

Sleeping with you

Soulmate

Sick

VIL SCHOENHEIT

Modeling 🔥

Chocolates ️‍🔥

Birthday gift  ️‍🔥

Lingerie  ️‍🔥

Serenade 

Birthday

Pretty boy

Candlelit

ROOK HUNT

Chocolates ️‍🔥

Beans day 🔥

Soulmate

Stargazing

EPEL FELMIER

Proposal 🔥

Distracting   ️🔥

Letter and roses

IDIA SHROUD

ORTHO SHROUD

MALLEUS DRACONIA

Seduction  ️‍🔥

Soulmate

SILVER

Soulmate 

Stargazing

LILIA VANROUGE

Soulmate

SEBEK ZIGVOLT

NSFW: #spicytext 🔥

QUESTIONS AND RANDOM: #programmertime

If you're a minor please DO NOT interact with NSFW content.

SINCE I HAVE MORE TEXTS THAN I CAN POST IN THE MASTERLIST I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU TO LOOK FOR THE HASHTAG WITH THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER OF YOUR INTEREST ex: #LeonaKingscholar

I've been trying to update this masterlist but tumblr just delete any modifications. Sorry guys.

[strongbrew-hamstery]

Just in time for Christmas, the SBH hams are petitioning for their #HamsterOfTheYear awards so Santa knows who the nicest and naughtiest hammies are this year. All of these are the winners of our #Hamsterofthemonth competitions, and very worthy candidates. I may have added one extra month (we missed January 2022) but I'm sure no one will disagree that Boots is a very good boy! Please check out hashtag to read why these hams are such good babies. Many made phenomenal mommas, some played important and special parts in the wedding process. Some are just precious cinnamon rolls like Jack who deserves all the love. Naughty hams to come next. I'll be putting the poll in our stories, but don't hesitate to post in the comments with who you feel should be the winner! 💗🥰 Hamdad and I will tally up the votes just in time for Christmas. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmhEtUSAAFa/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[watchmegetobsessed]

❄️FANFICmas 2020❄️

Hello my dears!

Last year, for the first time I did this thing called FANFICmas, where I posted a winter/holiday themed fic on every sunday leading up to Christmas and I really wanted to make it happen this year as well. We had a rough 2020, we deserve a little love, fluffiness and just some Christmas spirit with the greatest men to walk Earth! Last time my fics revolved around Shawn, but as you might have noticed, I rarely write about him, kind of switched lanes to Harry Styles and I’m not gonna feel sorry for it. I change, my taste changes, it’s alright to embrace new things! I’m not able to work a lot far ahead this year, but I have a couple of plans for fics and I think there will be Harry and Tom fics, but it can change.

I am also encouraging other writers to participate, I’ll put some prompts down below to inspire some of you, but you can write about anything and most importantly anyone! We all have different taste and everyone deserves to write about their favs, we don’t discriminate!

❄️ FANFICmas 2020 ❄️  - what to expect!

November 29th: My business - Harry Styles blurb

December 6th: With you - Harry Styles oneshot

December 13th: And I always will - Tom Holland oneshot

December 20th: First Christmas - VALERIE extra blurb (Harry Styles)

December 24th: Locked up Christmas - Harry Styles 

December 25th: Waiting for you - Harry Styles oneshot 

December 26th: Keys of truth - Harry Styles oneshot

Prompts for writers!

“You really shouldn’t have!”

“What?! You don’t like Christmas? What are you, the Grinch?”

“Hoe-hoe-hoe, bitches!”

“Santa wouldn’t like that.”

“Is that song really on your Christmas playlist? You gotta be kidding me!”

“That’s a very odd thing to ask for Christmas, don’t you think?”

“Pass me the eggnog, I can’t stand this sober.”

“No, you can’t use my thighs as earmuffs!”

“Is that... a penis shaped cookie?”

“You are not wearing that around my family.”

“Family dinners at yours should be illegal.”

“How did you know I wanted this?!”

“This is the best gift I’ve ever gotten.”

“Maybe next Christmas?”

“You’ve been a very naughty boy/girl...”

“That’s quite inappropriate to say at a Christmas dinner, darling.”

“We successfully survived another Holiday, high five!”

Feel free to use any of these, tag me in the posts and use the hashtag #fanficmas2020 ! I would love to see your take ons of the prompts! But you don’t have to use them, if you have an original idea and you just want to join fanficmas, it is totally up to you. I just want us all to have fun with some holiday spirit!

I will try my best to keep my schedule with the dates and I’ll update this post whenever I have something done and I can put titles for the dates. I hope you’ll like my holiday fics as much as you did last year and if you like this idea or want to join yourself, give this post a reblog or a like!

I’m gonna tag some writers I think would love to take part in this, but don’t feel pressured to do so, just thought you might like the idea!

@t-lostinworlds​​ @fallinallincurls​​ @wholesomemendes​​ @sunflower6why​​ @kerwritesthings​​ 

I’m sorry my brain just went blank but if anyone else is interested, please join fanficmas!!

❄️ I hope to see many great holiday fics during december! Take care and be safe!❄️

[seas-of-ios]

more from the boy band AU

A little snippet in the same universe as THIS FIC on Ao3

“I just wanted to talk about the kittens,” Erasmus wailed. “I forgot the other photos were on there.” 

“It’s a good picture?” Laurent offered, phone clamped against his ear as he got out of the car with Lazar behind him. He raised his voice over the Manhattan traffic. “Kallias does a beautiful diamond harness.” 

“My mother saw it!” 

“Yeah.” Laurent winced. Given that his only living family was his uncle, Laurent had never worried about risque photo shoots like the one with the translucent pants and the light behind him. And to be fair to Erasmus, the picture had been significantly more revealing than that. 

KIND AND KINKY the headline in People had screamed. Twitter had exploded. Fans who had never had as much interest in Erasmus or Kallias as they had in Laurent and Aimeric were suddenly making up for lost time. 

“Hashtag rope bunny is trending,” Erasmus moaned. 

“I like hashtag all tied up, personally,” Laurent said, stepping into the air conditioned coolness and nodding to the maitre d’ as he headed for the back of the restaurant. “But the pastel color palette does evoke rope bunny energy.” Erasmus made a muffled noise of distress. 

“Is that Laurent?” asked Kallias’s voice faintly in the background. “Sweetheart, get off Twitter. Give me the phone.” There was a rustle as the phone was handed over. “You’re not helping,” Kallias said. 

“Oh come on. This is PR gold. Accidentally sharing a nude on Instagram live while talking about the kittens you want to adopt from an animal shelter? I pay Halvik three figures a year and she’s never come up with a stunt that good.” Damen was already waiting in the private dining room. Laurent bent and pecked his cheek, making a just another minute gesture with his finger.  

“Laurent…” Kallias began warningly. 

“I didn’t say that to him! I just said it was a good picture. Nice tie, by the way.” Damen handed Laurent a menu. 

Kallias sighed. “He’s really embarrassed.” 

“This is the twenty first century. Getting photogenically tied up by your monogamous boyfriend is about as shocking as wearing white after Labor Day. The news cycle will chew on it for eight hours and move on, and the only thing left will be everyone knowing how hot he looks.” 

“Who’s getting tied up?” Orlant asked, catching up with them for the noon shift change. 

“Haven’t you checked your phone?” Lazar said. “Erasmus accidentally leaked some of his own nudes.” 

Orlant whistled through his teeth. “He wasn’t even in the pool.” 

Laurent pressed his phone to his chest. “Pool?” 

“For first nude leaked.” 

“Do you think bets are off?” Lazar said. 

Orlant shook his head. “Nah, he wasn’t in the running. I’d say it’s still on.” 

“What’s going on?” Kallias asked. 

“Nothing,” Laurent said. “Look, I’ve got to go. I’ve already tweeted that people should respect his privacy blah blah even though he should really be promoting album sales from this. Text me if I can do anything else.” 

Kallias sighed heavily again. “Give my best to Damen.” 

“Yeah. Give Erasmus a hug for me.” He ended the call and dropped the phone in his pocket and looked at his bodyguards. “So, a betting pool about who would get his nudes leaked first. Was the smart money on me or Aimeric?” Lazar and Orlant exchanged a glance. “Never mind, don’t answer that.” Laurent looked at Damen who was fiddling with his menu. “You don’t look terribly surprised. You knew about this?” 

Damen grimaced. “Jord and I were excluded from the pool in case we threw the game. Not that we would!” he added hastily. “You know I’d never do that to you, baby. Your nudes are safe with me.” 

“And your balls are safe with me,” Laurent said sweetly. “For now.” The waiter came and took their orders and left them alone again. “What if I did post a nude?” Lauren mused. “It would take the heat off Erasmus.” 

“Don’t post a nude,” Damen said.

“Definitely don’t,” Lazar said. “My money’s on Aimeric.” 

Laurent sighed. “Maybe a naughty calendar instead. I’ll pitch it to Halvik.”

~~

Comment if you enjoyed and send me more celebrity scandal ideas, I’m having fun just playing around in this ‘verse. <3

[nightswithkookmin]

JIKOOK: ARE CONGRATULATIONS IN ORDER?

Disclaimer:

Everything expressed in here is my opinion. It is not intended to be malicious or disrespectful to any of the parties mentioned in here. Please do not hate on or send hate anyone mentioned in her expressly or by inference.

In my previous posts, I pointed out how this past year, from August 2019 to June 2020 has been a rollercoaster ride for Jikook. Their relationship has been all over the place with some even concluding they have broken up for good- you wish!

My inbox has been flooded with questions such as: Are they still broken up, are they good, are they married...

Y'all think I'd be here blogging at 1 AM for Tumblr if Jikook were married married?- Ok, I would. Lol

But No, Sis. Jikook aren't married. Not that I know of. But don't be sad though because THEY ARE BACK! Fully back to function. By that I mean Jimin mostly. Jk never left. Lol- I'll explain in a bit. But yes, I'm happy to report that they are Jikooking again!

I refrained from posting about their new moments especially this July moments because even though they've been back together after a long period of on and off again relationship during ON comeback through to festa season, and then May when JM finally asked for space in their relationship(see previous posts for details)

I've being unsure about Jimin. I've been anxious to know what the outcome of his asking for space to think things through would be.

Jikook have a push and pull relationship dynamic. We been known. Mostly when one steps back from their relationship for whatever reason, the other leans in to pull them back in.

Same thing has been happening from January where Jimin would be pulling one minute, the next he would be like meh and JK would be push to pull him back in.

That was the case in this (June-July) Japan comeback interviews. Jk was front center with expressing interest in JM pulling him whereas JM was like meh, I'm down for this baby but let's keep it professional for the group's sakes.

Just look at them here... (Photo of them at 2020 Japan interview where Jk said he was looking at JM)

See what I mean? Now you may not notice at first but look at JM's demeanor and compare it to moments in past interviews whenever JK is talking about him or their relationship.

Jk was on his flirting game which he usually is when he wants to break the ice with Jimin if there's been tension between them or when someone around is making a pass at JM and he wants them to know what's up- he ain't slick. Lol

At times too he takes the initiative to flirt when he is feeling super confident and cocky and hella bold and just wants to. Trust me, when he flirts with Jimin, IT IS NOT FOR FANSERVICE. He means that shit.

Now compare JM's body language in that Japan interview moment this one right here: (photo of JM and Jk at the interview where JK said from now on together)

Jimin usually acts very coy, giddy and whipped even around JK when JK flirts with him but most importantly he seems to egg JK on in such moments. He enjoys being claimed openly by JK just as much as JK loves being claimed by JM publicly- which is why as nervous as that makes him he keeps going back for more.

Now this is gonna sound controversial but I have seen JM tell Suga off at times when Suga has tried to initiate skinship with him. I won't show you the picture but you can watch it for yourself during the On Come back where they wore Purple and black. It happened right at the moment Suga touched JMs back. JM mouthed 'Hajima' to Suga to stop touching him. That's all I'm gonna say y'all. Lmho. Don't want trouble.

My point is, these boys have a filter. If they don't want something done to them they won't hesitate to say it or show it. Much like when JK pushed Tae's hand away during a VLive- and he's pushed JM off sometimes too. He is assertive more so than all the members. If he doesn't want something he won't do it or allowed it.

Suga asked him not to get the tattoos when he first expressed interest in them way back in American Hustle life. But he told them if army loves him they would love everything he does and not try to limit him. Jk does as JK pleases.

So yea, if JK didn't like what Jimin has been doing with him he wouldn't be around him much less reciprocate those feelings and actions and initiating them on his own at times. Their interactions are MUTUAL.

And yes, that was shade.

Jimin understands the guts it takes JK to take such initiatives with him and so he kinds of encourages Jk to go on with it or acts in a way that boosts JK's ego. Like when JK shouted 'arrest me' in the middle of an interview. Jk... SMH.

So it was a bit unsettling to watch JM not even try to flirt back with JK in moments like this like he usually would. Dude wasn't even initiating their shtick during this period first of all nor was he responding to them in a way he usually would.

Not sure the aesthetics he was going for here but it screamed let's keep this professional on camera and get naughty when we get home. Or much like, dude I asked for space and I'm realizing I like you just as much but stop coming on too strong.

Which frankly, is what the members have been asking them to do since October last year when the hashtag to cancel Jikook in S.K trended. So JM wouldn't be wrong to take such a stand....

Given that the crux of their issue has been that Jikook is developing into a brand almost independent of BTS' brand and this in a way is affecting the dynamics of the group, a little discretion wouldn't hurt.

The cheers for Jikook moments are getting louder and louder each year even at events such as awards and not just on stage. Jikook is taking a lifeform of it's own. Its becoming a brand almost as powerful as BTS' brand. They are a power couple or becoming one. Like or not. Their fans are becoming loud and large too. So often, lately, it seems they tend to steal the show and direct attention away from the band. It's crazy.

Tae literally had the floor, delivering his speech at the MMA 2019 but people weren't even paying attention to that at all. They were more interested in Jikook and whatever they were doing and they went nuts the moment JK held Jimin and even wilder when he placed his head on Jimin which is what lead to infamous standoff with RM.

JM had literally bumped his butt against Hobi's crotch region moments before the Jikook moment but the crowd didn't lose it as much. Please go back and listen to the deafening sounds of the crowd for yourself.

As much as we love Jikook, there are some that don't and they can be very loud. I'll leave it there. Please support Jikook. Thank you.

BTS had a whole concert end of October 2019 and the hashtag that trended was 'cancel Jikook.' That took away from the hardwork of the band and reduced it to a few seconds of two boys fanboying over eachother. That's.... sigh.

When you see it this way, the RM separating them at Jingle bell red carpet, on stage or even BigHit trying to regulate their Vlives make sense.

Moving on. So yea I wasn't sure about JM all this past few months especially as I believe he had asked for space in their relationship. You might not think much of it but given as JM had said in the past how if he had a lover he would want to be with them all the time and Jikook do spend a lot of time around each other but suddenly hear them talk about spending time apart and enjoying it and what not....

But I think I can stop worrying now because HE IS BACK! There is a new Jimin in town and he is taking names! Good for him!

And I don't mean his new hairdo this August. I mean the new attitude. This attitude:

In this interview he says he would take JK to an island which smart decision. I would take JK too cos dude can do anything, cant he?! Bless him.

But thats beside the point. What I think is happening here is, Jimin finally took a stand. He made up his mind and he is not getting pushed around anymore. Because this Jimin hasn't showed up in a while now. Now he seems quite defiant most times if you've been paying attention to him, so rebellious, so sure of himself. Good for him. Spending time to himself has done him some good. It's given him room to reflect and sort out his priorities.

He loves his work, his band and he loves JK and it's hard when all of those start rubbing against eachother. But Fuck professionalism. He is in love with JK and that is professionalism too. Add loving JK till the end of time to his profession bishes!! :p

Sorry. I got carried away.

But seriously, he seems like his old self but it's also a new self because he hasn't been that self for a hot minute. This is JK's sweat tastes like holy water Jimin. This is I promised Jk I will go to the moon with him Jimin, this is I wanna go on a trip alone with JK Jimin- but badder. If you are a hardcore JM stand like I am you'd understand what I'm talking about.

HE IS BACK BABY! Our daddy is back!

The point of this post is to say, I believe JM finally figured out what he wants. So now hopefully the up and down should die down because quite frankly it's hard to keep up with those two I swear! We need a smooth sail Jikook. Make it happen!

I love it. I love where this is going and I can't wait to see more of their interactions so cheers to Jikookers and congratulations to Jimin for putting his shit together. We wanted rain. We about to be hit with a tsunami of Jikook moments.

Stay blessed. Stay beautiful. Jikook forever.

Signed,

Goldy