#harv voice just make a new one spice voice NO U DONT UNDERSTAND I HAD 900K FOLLOWERS ON THERE

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I would love to hear your Sugar and Spice headcanons! I got some, too, but those are more...vibe concepts (as in: what aesthetic and energy/personality I think they should have) than headcanons, so I'm curious what someone else thinks about what those two should be like

omg yay. gonna somewhat format this and also it'll range from silly to semi-serious but like. they're batman forever characters they're not going to be super heavy or anything

spice used to be a goon for harvey before being promoted to whatever her job is now, which she got because she was very over the top even then and was just generally a dramatic fem goth. as such she's pretty strong and tall and stuff bc that's how you get hired as a goon (and not a secretary or anything bc there was that one nerd from 2f strikes twice but he was NOT a goon). she's definitely more of a hater and she swears a lot, but she's been working with two-face for the longest time - i like thinking abt her when she's, idk, late 30s? older than she was in batman forever, and she's been their close associate for over a decade at LEAST, same w sugar - and as such she's like. not protective, per se, but she would say they're friends and she makes an effort to get him as a person bc like, fuck dude, nobody else is doing it. she genuinely likes harv. they're actual pals. and also she has big splotchy freckles all over her face but she covers them up.

sugar is, first and foremost, trans and a physics masters student. like those are the two MOST important things about her in my mind for SURE. anyway it's relevant bc after spice got promoted, she and two-face decided they needed another [person who does the same thing as spice] to balance it out and it was just chance that they saw sugar around the gotham u campus. they knew she was like, ideal, bc she was essentially angelcore elle woods in a room full of blue-plaid and grey slacks nerds. she's also down to be evil, which is fun, and she uses the money from schemes and shit to pay off her student loans <3 and also just sort of hang out in the penthouse. she gets on reasonably well with harvey bc they're both academia bitches, but she HATED spice at first.

echo and query play into this bc i think there was a time when twiddler was soooort of happening, and echo and query were round a lot so sugar and spice sort of both decided that they wanted to date echo and query. except echo and query were already dating and they only discovered this later, so it was an awkward few weeks and echo and query found it VERY funny. anyway after that they started to properly get along, and by now they're not only dating but they're also two-face's closest crime-friends. the four of them are a fucking UNIT they're best friends and they all hang out. and also sugar and spice are big on tiktok

*spice voice* or they WOULD be if not for punchline getting them suspended