#haruki hayashida smut

[alicegokugirl]

Idiot (one shot drable)

pairing - pah-chin x AFAB!reader

warnings - nsfw // minors dni // fatphobic insults //squirting // mentions of milfs // mentions of stepcest in pornography

author's note - my beautiful, underrated pah-chin loves you so much he can't help talking about you all the time. ♡

Everyone knows that Pah doesn't shut the fuck up about his girlfriend.

No, because it should actually be scientifically studied the way he can turn every single topic of conversation into something about you.

"Man, these pancakes are the best!"

- "My baby's taste way better."

"Fuck, I just know today is going to rain."

- "Better not, girlfriend's got a hair appointment at 2."

"Your bike needs some work, dude."

- "Whatever man, just make the handle pink so it matches m'lady's nails."

The girls love it, thinking it's adorable the way Pah is head over heels with you and wishing their own boyfriends talked about them like that when they weren't around.

On the other hand, the boys had already started developing eye problems from how many times they rolled them.

It might seem contradictory, but no one, not even the dumb ones, ever entertained the thought of telling Pah to shut up for one second.

Because between the ridiculous amount of useless information shared by the loose-lipped blond about your food allergies, your haircare routine and your favourite brand of toothpaste there were some precious gems.

Pah is not dumb at all... but he's definitely stupid.

And it only took someone slightly smarter than him to get him spilling out all the dirty details about your sex life (usually Kazutora).

So when there's nothing else to steal, destroy or graffiti, when the boys are bored out of their minds, Mikey signals to Kazutora to bring out the porn mag they stole from Shinichiro sometime ago.

And with a loud, exaggerated sigh and a purposeful slam of the magazine against a nearby low table, story time begins and the all the young men gather around.

"Shit- This one is hot." Kazutora points at the wrinkled page that illustrated an older woman getting pounded from behind by a younger man.

"Stop with the fucking milfs nobody likes them except you." Smiley slapped Kazutora's hand away and turned the page. "Nah. This shit is way hotter."

"Hell no, man! Stepcest again? You're so fucking weird." Draken shoves the two men aside and opens the magazine on a random page.

"Fuuuuuuuck yeah..."

"Finally, some good fucking food."

"Shit! I'm getting horny."

Groans of approval were heard throughout the hideout as the boys contemplated the picture of a blond woman, laying down on a white bed with white, fluffy sheets, legs open and hand between them, shoving two fingers inside what had to be the wettest pussy they have ever seen.

"Bet it squirts." Mitsuya says looking above Draken's shoulder.

"Big brain Mitsuya." Baji commented.

"Bet it leaves the whole bed soaking after you feed her a bit of this!" Mikey gets up and grabs his crotch.

"Gross dude."

"Hahaha~"

"My babe does it better."

Bingo.

And just like that, the ruckus was happily quieted down by Pah-chin's comment.

"Really, Pah? We don't believe it..." Sanzu teases, a shit eating grin on his face.

"Yo- Pah might be a jackass but he ain't no liar." Peh-yan jumps to defend his friend.

"Damn right. If I tell ya'll my girl can squirt buckets, you better believe my dick gets fucking wet everytime we fuck." He says, punching the table hard.

"Jesus, calm down bro. We believe you." Mitsuya awnsers.

"Yeah, it's just hard to believe you can make your girl squirt." Kazutora intervenes, hoping to get Pah to share a bit more about his hot girlfriend.

"Well, yeah it's not hard when you have a canon like mine and a pretty pussy like hers."

"Really? Who would have thought?" Kazutora faked innocence.

"Yeah, you virgin fucks have no idea what's like having a pair of fat tits bouncing on your face while a girl like my babe is making a mess on your cock." Pah crosses his arms and leans back, a proud smile adorned his face.

"Fuck yeah, we don't. Tell us more." Mikey provokes.

"Imagine this, virgins. My good girl, her tight pussy, and the biggest fucking mess. Nah, cause when I tell ya'll there's not one time when I fuck her that she doesn't squirt you better believe me. Last time- and hear me out- I was tongue deep in her. The thickest fucking thighs almost suffocating me. Can you imagine? A hot girl like my darling riding your face?"

"Not really, something more detailed might help." Kisaki said, pushing his glasses up his nose in a way that hid the blush creeping up his cheeks.

"Then listen to me, four-eyes. She is so fucking thick my hands could barely take hold of her ass. Not like I really could anyways. My baby is a freak and everytime she sits down she rides. And call me a fucking fatass but when I have a meal, I feast. Man, I had been eating her out for an hour when her legs just started shaking. She started telling me she had to pee or something but I had the best earmuffs and could hear jack shit. Next thing I know, I had my pretty pussy squirting all over my face."

"Damn..." Mikey whispers.

"Hell yeah. If my girl doesn't end up passing out on me after we fuck than I don't want it. Damn... just thinking about her cute clit swollen and lips all puffy is making me hungry again. Nothin' beats that view, virgins."

"Doubt. You could show us." Hanma says, optimistically.

"AND VIOLATE MY GIRL'S PRIVACY LIKE THAT? YOU DISRESPECTING MY GIRL? WANNA FIGHT?"

"Damn, fatty. Just askin'."

"Whatever, bean pole. I'm outta of here. Gonna let my Queen sit on her throne today." He says, getting up and walking out the hide out, closing the door with a loud bang.

Immediately everyone looked at Hanma.

"Stupid fuck."

"You had to ruin it, dumbass."

"Kill yourself, bro."

"You sleep outside today, idiot."

"Whatever. I'm one free popsicle coupon away from getting those videos and I'm not going to share."

i take requests from multiple fandoms. ♡

[headcanonsandcrackships]

Biggest crackship I have (I do not care how impossible it would be) is hanma and pah chin. I think it would be funny. Cause you have a tall annoying man with a shorter man who dosent think before he speaks like think about it.

Final time line (not following canon too closely ) hanma is a photographer and pah chin dose real estate they are perfect for each other. Hanma will take the pictures of the houses for pah and in exchange all pah has to do is cook dinner for hanma. Pah finds them a really cute place to live in and hanma gets a little photography room thing to develop photos whenever he wants. On days nither of them work they stay home and watch movies fighting over witch movie to watch. Pah wants comedy and hanma wants horror so the compromise and watch a comedy.

They’d wind up adopting a kid and the kid would know nothing but love and care. Hanma would do little photo shoots for the hell of it. Hanma would use them as promotional images so he can show off his kid. The kid (depending on age) would probably help pah with work some times organizing papers

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On days there home together (with out the child) you know damn well there fighting over who tops and who bottoms. (Surprisingly pah wins most of the time) hanma enjoys being a little bitch and getting railed hard. But also the soft aftercare cuddling baths food all of it.

If hanmas topping then things get weird because hanma is a kinky little fuck. (Ropes, cnc, knife, wax, cock warming, edging/orgasm denial, public sex,toys) he’ll do anything to make it last longer and you bet it will be multiple rounds. One it come to after care it’s mostly cuddling and talking watching YouTube all that. If pah asks hanma would most definitely run a bath and get him food.

Enjoy theses head cannons for a crack ship nobody else’s would think of. But I’m putting my favorite characters together it is good so I hope you all enjoy it

[pixaho]

Tokyo Revengers Masterlist

I'm going to be honest, I'm writing this from the live action and not the anime (I haven't finished watching the anime / reading the manga). The ages of the characters being way different from the movie ages is wild considering a lot of them in the manga and anime look like they are close to being COLLEGE STUDENTS! So, if you don't see a character here, please do understand that this is written from the live action movies and not the anime.

Any and all smut requests will be aged up characters.

TOKYO MANJI GANG

(** means previously in)

MANJIRO SANO

TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI

KEN RYUGUJI

KAISUKE BAJI **

TAKASHI MITSUYA

HARUKI "PAH-CHIN" HAYASHIDA

KAZUTORA HANEMIYA **

CHIFUYU MATSUNO

RAN HAITANI

RINDO HAITANI

MISC.

KISAKI TETTA

SHUJI HANMA

CHOJI

m.list

[nemowasfound]

Day 4:

Pah-Chin

Dirty talk♥︎nipple play

“You’re just a dumb little slut aren’t you?~ always need to be fucked stupid…” pah asks, (y/n) shyly nodding and the degrading words.

“I bet you fucking love it when I play with these little tits of yours…~” he said as he rolled (y/n)’s nipples between his fingers, causing the poor boy to moan.

(y/n) bounced on pah’s cock as the other played with his chest, (y/n) whined into his hand, trying to cover up his sounds.

Pah didn’t like that.

“Let me hear you.” He said as he smacked his ass

SMACK

“A-AH!” (Y/n) leaned forward into his partner’s neck. Pah began thrusting up into (Y/n)’s tight ass, the latter arching his back prettily.

“Good boy~” Pah praised. “Y-yes! ‘M your good boy..~ please harder!~” (Y/n) mumbled between his sweet moans, pah could tell he was getting close. “God you’re so fucking tight for me huh?” Pah said with a grin, “Gonna cum for me, you little slut?”

“Gonna cum for ‘ou… wanna cum..!~” (y/n) moaned, hoping pah will let him cum. “Cum for me, be a good little hole and cum on my cock.” He said as he pinched the other’s nipples. Pah continued to play with (y/n)’s nipples, rubbing, pulling and pinching them as (y/n) slowly got pushed over the edge.

“F-fuck!!~ oh god ‘m gonna cum’m gonna cum’m gonna cum!~”(y/n) moans loudly right before he orgasmed, painting pah’s stomach white.

“Good boy.~”

I finally did it!! I’ll stock up on fics tomorrow as I don’t have school, I’ll try not to delay any fics in the future!!

[invaderzia1]

Could you do O K D B M with Peh Yan and Pah Chin please? <3 These two are so SO underrated but I love them so much ☹️💕

o - oral

LOVES WHEN YOU SIT ON HIS FACE. he’s so good with his mouth too, like omg one of the bests. will appreciate when you blow him, especially after a long day and makes sure he doesn’t push your head down.

k - kink

d - dirty secret

he keeps a few photos of you in his wallet, some cute ones and then one buried deep within of you all dressed with your tits spilling out of your top. when he really misses you and needs to get some stress off he uses it. he knows that you gave it to him but he still feels like a perv.

b - body part

boobs, loves to touch them and lay his head on them. big or small he does not care just loves boobs. and your pussy always gets him super weak.

m- motivation

after a long day at work, all he wants is to be close to you. seriously it’s as easy as greeting him when he walks in and he wants you.

o - oral

very very very messy when he eats you out. loves when you are equally as messy when you blow him. likes them both equally so he loves to 69

k - kink

service dom or hard dom. handcuffs, rough sex, hickeys and bite marks, high sex.

d - dirty secret

wants you to slap him sometimes, seriously like right when he’s about to cum just reel back hit him as hard as you can. thinks about it a lot but can’t vocalize it

b - body part

ass, loves your ass so much. seriously always touching it. god forbid anyone else does he will cause a problem.

m- motivation

seeing you all dressed up, with some tall heels on. no idea why, but it drives him crazy and he’ll make y’all late to whatever function y’all planned on attending.

[propertyoftoman]

tell me something horny about Pah chin

👉🏼👈🏼

Thank you! Someone asking about Pah!

As always… mentions of smut

Ugh yes this hefty boy LOVES TO EAT. Meat, noodles, your sweet sweet pussy, fried rice, you name it. He is always so desperate to have his face buried between your legs. He’s pretty dumb and he knows it, so he is a man of few words but many actions. The moment he enters your shared room after a long day of working, you can feel the hungry aura oozing off his body. He interrupts your activities which usually includes reading on your bed and writing. His strong hands squeeze your thighs as he spreads your legs, instinctively lifting your hips to slide your panties down. Before his tongue reaches your folds, you stop him. His bulge strains his pants, threatening rip the seams if he doesn’t get relief soon. Seeing as he is always quite generous when it comes to your pleasure, it was your duty to return the favor. His heads falls back and pleasure rushes through his body as your hands free his leaking cock. You waste no time pushing him down onto the bed as your lips envelope the tip. Not even a minute has passed before he joins in the pleasure. His hands move from palming the plump flesh of your ass to guiding your hips and dragging them over his face. He’s careful not to disturb your attentive grip on his cock but HE NEEDS to taste you, NOW. 69 is his new favorite number. His arms are hooked around your thighs and hips pulling you harder down onto his tongue. The sloppy way his tongue roams the walls of your sex and the teasing circles dancing on your clit make your head spin. Your labored breath and guttural moans on his cock have him bucking his hips until the tip hits the back of your throat. Taking a moment to catch your breath, Pah insists that you ride his face. You adjust your body 180° grasping the bed frame for support. You can feel the moans and neediness reverberating through your body. Head clouded with ecstasy, hips grinding on the face of your lover as his tongue glides in and out of your most intimate parts. Pah’s hand snakes it’s way up your delectable body until your pert nipples are captured in his calloused hands. Your hand grips his, as if you’re instructing him on how to properly knead your breasts. The compromising position you’re in, using Pah’s face to get off, makes every inch of your body wildly sensitive. You can feel yourself on the edge, your hips move erratically, grinding down on Pah’s tongue and he picks up pace. “Yes Pah there yes yes” you moaning his name is music to his ears. With one last swipe of his thumb over your erect nipple and one last swipe of his tongue over your erect clit, your vision blurs and your legs shake as your sweet cum drips down Pah’s face.

[invaderzia1]

can you do any letters for pah pls?? 🥺

of course!!! happy someone asked for him

a - aftercare

literally the perfect gentleman, loves you to death and wants to make sure you are always taken care of. will help you clean up, run a bath, and help do your hair if you want.

w - wild card

the first time he asked you to sit on his face, he tried to hard to make sure you were comfortable but when he realized you were afraid of hurting him he just hooked his arms around your thighs and forced you to sit entirely on his face, not letting you move until he had his fill.

j - jack off

not that often now that he has you, but will do it when he’s really stressed out. like maybe 2 a week or more depending on how work is. goes to watch porn on the hub but god damn if you send him nudes he forgets about the hub and focuses on you.

k - kink

soft dom. face sitting, gentle sex, spanking, bondage, shibari.