#harrynate

[wedontdeservethestars]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Uncharted (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nathan Drake/Harry Flynn Characters: Nathan Drake, Harry Flynn Additional Tags: Drinking, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Depression, Mental Health Issues, Suicidal Thoughts, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Harry and Nate are both bi sorry I don't make the rules, First Meetings Summary:

In the midst of a depressive episode/drinking binge at a bar, Nate meets an angel. Takes place after Uncharted 1 and before Uncharted 2. If it wasn't clear, I was heavily inspired by the vibes of "Elevator to Heaven" by Chris Bell.

[catofoldstones]

j0ns@ isnt 100% to me but stans disbelieving in the ashford tourney interpretations now because it didnt fit what they wanted makes me lol now its invalid by having robert arryn when its not supposed to be a 100% recreation, harrold harryn is too much coincidence that it signals sans@'s suitors ,saying the final targaryen suitor died is coping because like Valarr Targaryen, jon also just died the difference is he'll get resurrected

my favourite excuse is "well nobody married lady ashford" well duh its a tourney,it might not even happen in a romantic light more for desperate political reasons the denial is hysterical

Hi anon,

I understand their need to constantly be “debunking” the theory because how dare Sansa have a parallel in another book and thereby be an important character in the series as a whole😤

I don’t think Robert Arryn is the chink in the armour they think he is. With all of Sansa’s previous suitors & Harry, there have been concrete plots to get her married to them. She was officially betrothed to Joffrey (the Baratheon suitor) before the Tyrells brought in Willas (the Tyrell suitor) and were actively planning to spirit her away to Highgarden right under the Lannisters’ noses, only for them to catch wind of the plan (if it can even be put that way) and forcefully get Sansa married to Tyrion (the Lannister suitor). As for Harry, Baelish’s northern plan comes into play which rests on the heels of Sansa getting married to Harry. Not to mention Hardyng is a pretty unknown House to just throw in, dontcha think?

Lysa brings up Sweetrobin in passing, with no plan or even an actual intention to marry them. This is literally never brought up again when Lysa is alive, or even after. The only one repeating any similar sentiment is Sweetrobin himself, who has a crush on Sansa but clearly doesn’t know what it means. So should we take Sweetrobin as a valid suitor? I mean, do crushes count? Because then why not include a whole legion of other Westerosi men who are interested in Sansa and make it a watertight argument. Baelish absolutely wants to marry Sansa, he even asked Cersei for Sansa’s hand in marriage, why isn’t he included? “Because…” yeah you’re there. My point is, the arguments against Baelish & SR are both strong but take a step back to what they have in common, Sansa’s story is leading somewhere else and thematically neither of them fit. One is less serious than the other & thats SR. Be fr with your SR arguments jesus.

Moreover, the Ashford theory and Sansa’s suitors don’t have to be perfect analogues of each other. Hell, we know nothing about Lady Ashford except that she’s 13 and involved in a tourney that was disrupted, and that Sansa is 13 and involved in a tourney that will be disrupted. Man, does this girl have to be named Pansa Ptark now for it to be a valid parallel? Why does George even bother naming his books, he should start calling them the war of the roses and be done with it. Why are we even reading political fiction, let’s just open today’s newspaper. Tf.

And I don’t think I can add anything to the Jon - Targaryen suitor theories that hasn’t been proposed + your points too. We consider R + L = J to be true, first and foremost. The “white guardian”, “dark hair” “the Targaryen suitor being dead” etc etc. In the same vein as the argument above, does he need to be named Jonnel/Jonos now to be taken seriously? Well, he is in another parallel but even that is “reaching” so what can I say? 🤷‍♀️ They’re not going to see what they don’t want to see, but, like you said, watching them jump through hoops and perform mental gymnastics and open a whole circus in the process is truly hilarious lol.

You do bring up an excellent argument, anon, that all of Sansa’s previous suitors have been for her claim to the North, so her marriage with Jon might also be for political reasons. However, the slight exception of Joffrey who was a King in his own right (lmao) exists; which again sort of foils Jon and his actual claim to the iron throne. So I feel that while a political marriage is totally on the cards (solves one too many problems for my liking 😤), Sansa might marry him out of love considering her theme of independence and not-marrying-for-claim. But who am I to say 🤷‍♂️

Lastly, nobody crowned Lady Ashford the queen of love and beauty so Sansa isn’t marrying anyone is sort of funny. Well, Loras gave Sansa a red rose amongst all the young maidens present there, are they a foreshadowed endgame pairing now? Also, how does one come up with Sansa is gonna end up as Lady of the Vale by marrying HH and Sansa is going to end up alone in the same breath?

[pontipines]

Westeros ma sono le regioni italiane! feat:

L'alto piano è la zona di Toscana/Umbria/ Emilia. C'è la cittadella che è Bologna dei poveri, hanno le sommosse politiche,sono ricchi ma si fingono maledetti bohemien. Cersei odia Margaery perché è una maledetta comunista e mette a repentaglio i valori della famiglia . Mace Tyrell è un vero umarell che passa la vita a guardare i cantieri mentre la famiglia complotta!

Le terre del Ovest sono la Campania perché solo il sud™ poteva produrre i Lannister.(e lo so bene io,che sono campana E ho una famiglia di biondi/occhi verdi,me compresa!). Cersei come sopra è quel tipo di donna del sud che siccome ha i soldi e si è trasferita nella grande città si è elevata rispetto ai terroni,ma continua a raccontare i fatti suoi a chiunque come se fosse al mercato di Torrione. Castel Granito diventa Castel dell'Ovo. I Rayn dimorano nel Maschio Angioino e i Lannister per denigrarli li chiamano "Castel Nuovo".

Approdo del Re è il Lazio, per ovvie ragioni. Siccome la squadra di calcio di Robert ha perso il campionato contro la Roma ora lui pretende di abbattere il Colosseo. Roccia del drago è collocata nel Molise perché solo una terra di nulla può ospitare il castello dove vive Stannis Baratheon. Per chi se lo chiedesse: Il Vaticano è l'equivalente del Tempio di Baelor.

Le terre dei fiumi sono la Lombardia perché vogliamo essere geograficamente accurati. Robb è riuscito ad allearsi con loro perché ha fatto leva sui separatisti padani,anche se Cat non è convinta perché "non lo so mi sembrano un po' radicali",e infatti questi si ricicleranno qualche hanno dopo come sostenitori della Westeros unità. Walder Frey ha costruito tutta la sua fortuna capitalizzando sul Ponte Coperto di Pavia, perché si.

Sempre per coerenza geografia le terre della tempesta sono in Veneto. In particolar modo Capo Tempesta è a Belluno. Come con i Lannister:solo la terra delle bestemmie poteva produrre i Baratheon.

Le isole di ferro solo la Sardegna. Un po' per motivi seri (in epoca romana era effettivamente ricca di ferro ed altri materiali simili,sono un isola) e un po' perché mi diverte pensare che Euron sembri parlare in valyriano ma in realtà è dialetto sardo

Umbria e le Marche sono la Valle, perché l'assassino di Jon Harryn può tranquillamente essere avvenuto a Gubbio (se solo Westeros avesse avuto don Matteo)

Vi ricordate quel discorse™ sui siciliani dove la gente non riusciva a decidersi se erano italiani o PoC? Ecco, Tumblr fa la stessa cosa con i Dorniani! Lancia del Sole Castello Svevo lascia le altri regioni di sasso perché "Svevo? Ma questi non erano solo arabi/spagnoli??". Inoltre in HotD Gawayn da del terrone a Criston Cole quindi direi che abbiamo anche la giusta dose di campanilismo

Il Nord manco a dirlo sono Piemonte e Val d'Aosta. Cioè guardate il castello di Fénis e ditemi che non è Grande inverno. Hanno pure il meta lupo sullo stemma lo so che dovrebbe essere un leone argentato shhhh. Gli starkettini sono bilingue e lo sfruttano a loro vantaggio:Sansa a dato della stronza a Cersei in francese e poi lo ha spacciato come un complimento. Pure la Liguria è compresa perché fa tipo l'attaccatura dove si trovano i Manderlyn,che infatti non vengono presi sul serio.

Round Bonus: come aveva suggerito @mircallaruthven ,i Targaryen sono i Arbëreshë,che essenzialmente sono la comunità italo albanese. Loro sono per lo più ortodossi quindi abbiamo anche il conflitto con i democristiani di Westeros. Pure lo stemma è adeguato!

[aivoton-idiootti]

Kaikki on satua - Pariisin Kevät on jotenki nii Harrycoded albumi. Niinkö, okei, etenkin nää biisit:

Olen kuullut merestä: Tää on ehkä eniten pelkkään fiilistelyyn perustunu valinta. Mutta! Veteen liittyvät metaforat tulee kyllä esille pelissä ja sitten on myös unia + unohtamista niiiiin tää on mun mielestä perusteltu silti.

Saari: Shivers ja maailmanloppu fiilistelyjä. Ja sitten referenssei ite siihen pelin plottiin mm. se saari jossa The Deserter on ja kirkossa tanssimista. Etenkin ku siellä on se 2mm reikä. (Tanssi tanssi, älä pelkää, kun kuolema hevosiaan kengittää).

Sytytä valo: Unet on yks mun lempiasioista discos...plus keuhkot mainittu! Ja sit se koko "Mitä sulle on käynyt?" joka sopii Harryn koko juttuun.

Kesäyö: SHIVERS niinkö etenkin tää kohta:

Saapuisi hiljaisuus / Kertoisi minulle / Kuinka kaikki lopulta katoaa / Näen valot taivaalla, ja juoksee / Selässä kylmiä väreitä

Vanginvartijan uni: Amnesia. Tarviiko tätä sen kummemmin selittää?

Häikäisee: Dora/Dolores Dei...yeah.

[lpsgirl109]

Im gonna start hardcore shipping HarryNed and PhinGwen on this account just to make people mad

[filmszeresz]

FILMSZERÉSZ TOP 100 TÉVÉSOROZAT - 75. Derrick

🎵 Derrick fe-lü-gyelő és intelligens társa, Harry🎵 - énekelte Galla Miklós a főcímzenére jó régen már.

De nem olyan régen, mint amennyire régen indult az NSZK bűnűgyi filmsorozat a tévében.

Ki ismeri azt a Hahota zsebmagazinban megjelent viccet a 70-es, 80-as évekből, hogy Derrick főfelügyelő miért tudja mindig a megoldást? — Mert a szemei alatt lévő táskákban van a tettes neve.

Meg voltak ennél jobb és gyengébb viccek is. Társán, a valószínűtlenül jóképű Harryn is ment a poénkodás. Teljes joggal.

Ez a sorozat szerintem azért jó, mert benne van az a tipikusan németes feszülés, meg a profizmus is. Sötétek az ügyek, nem annyira vidám a nyugat-német valóság. Jó sok országba eladta a ZDF, az ORF és az SRG. Ők már nem vetítik, mióta nyilvánosságra került Horst Tappert háborús múltja. Érdekes ügy ez.

Nálunk még tévés főzőcskézni is voltak a főszereplők. Akkori szinkronhangjaikkal, Szabó Ottóval és Gálvölgyi Jánossal is találkoztak.

[harryfeatgaga]

pimppi pimppi kikkeli kikkeli harryn kikkeli!!!!!!

you guys know that song from twitter and tiktok??

I do not

[ao3feed-rarry]

Syöpyneet hulluuteen, pian

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/fpreBXS

by Sisilja

Harryn rinnassa sykkii toivon sijasta hysteria ja silti Ron kuvittelee enkelinsiipiä hänen selkäänsä.

Words: 508, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Suomi

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley

Relationships: Harry Potter/Ron Weasley

Additional Tags: kauhuun vivahtavaa synkkyyttä, synkistelyä, Suomi | Finnish

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/fpreBXS

[goldnrry]

Obsessed with harryn being part of the shaunverse

I can’t explain but they live in the same farm

[valencing]

, and for my capstone project, “‘good use of underwear ads or bad use of underwear ads?’: toward a podcast theory of the homosocial,” i will be discussing why jon favreau shortens jon lovett’s name to the single syllable “lo,” while harry enten lengthens nate silver’s name to the four-syllable “nathaniel.” preliminary field research indicates that

[girl-bateman]

Moodboard for anon (INTJ/Slytherin/Thunderbird/Chaotic Good)

[ninetailedfoxmanchi]

Aemond Targaryen x Reader: He takes off his eyepatch

Warnings: mentions of violence, scars

Summary: Y/N and Aemond are betrothed in an arranged marriage and barely know each other but there is definitely an attraction. However, Aemond lost his left eye in a fight with his nephews as a child after he claimed his cousin's dragon, Vhagar. He feels insecure about his appearance yet he shows his face to his future wife.

A/N: The style of writing is a little bit different than usual because I try to use vocabulary similar to one George R R Martin uses in his books. Of course, it's a completely different setting, time and universe from the things I've written of before, but still, I hope you like it.

HOTD AND GOT MASTERLIST

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“How have you been, my Lady?” asked Prince Aemond, stirring Y/N from her thought. She looked up from the book in her lap and closed it. She stood up and bowed to her future husband. His eye shone as bright as the Northern Star as he waited eagerly for her reply.

“I’m…” began Y/N and contemplated whether she should tell him the truth or whether this was just a courtesy. “I’m alright, thank you. How about yourself, my Prince?”

“You do not sound quite as well as you claim. Has something happened?” asked Prince Aemond and took a step closer, turning his whole body towards his betrothed. His lips pursed into a thin line. Y/N stared up into his eyes neither focused on his eyepatch nor his healthy eye.

“No,” said Y/N and looked away. “Everything… Everything’s fine, thank you.”

Prince Aemond measured her, not convinced by her words, much less by the tension in her shoulders and her neck. She avoided his gaze unlike this morning when they broke fast together when joy glistened in her eyes, when she embraced him with the warmth of her voice.

“Will you walk with me, Lady Y/N?” suggested Aemond and offered her his arm. Y/N smiled and took his elbow. He smelled of blood oranges and sandalwood and his body felt secure by her side for which she was grateful.

“What book have I disturbed you reading?” he smiled lightly.

“Oh, you haven’t… It’s quite dull, really, I wasn’t going to finish it but have a look if you like,” stuttered Y/N and showed Prince Aemond the leather-bound book.

“The Conquest of Dorne as witnessed by Maester Harryn,” read Aemond.

“It is not the subject that is dull but the writer, I’m afraid,” said Y/N almost as an apology to her Prince. The Conquest of Dorne was one of the greatest Targaryen achievements after all. “He speaks highly of Lady Visenya. She was Vhagar’s first rider, was she not?”

“She was,” confirmed Aemond and seemed to recall something. Light disappeared from his eye and his gaze hardened. Y/N’s heart gave an uncomfortable squeeze.

“If I have given offence, please forgive me, Prince Aemond,” she spoke carefully as she stopped on her tracks. Her hand untwined from his elbow before she bowed gracefully. The ivory silks of her dress whispered in the seaside breeze as she remained bowed. A gush of wind pushed her hair off her bare shoulders where the plain gold necklace with her house’s sigil now rested in solitude.

“You have not given offence, my Lady Y/N, nor could you even if you tried, I am sure,” said Prince Aemond and rose her chin to meet her eyes. His thumb caressed her cheek as he glanced at her lips. Y/N blushed and averted her gaze but her heart beat faster. Prince Aemond took her hand instead and kissed her knuckles. He gestured her to sit with him on a nearby marble bench overlooking the summer garden. Peaches and oranges were so ripe they kept raining onto the bright green grass, the birds were singing late in the evenings and as they turned to sleep, crickets and waves took their song.

“I was reminded of a memory,” began Aemond although he had never meant to share this story with his future wife. But there was something about Y/N’s presence, a warmth, a gentleness, an understanding that one could say anything and be met with a compassionate heart. “When I was a boy, my brother Aegon, my nephews Jace and Luke, they all had dragons. All of their eggs had hatched except my own that was given to be as a babe. It is a Targaryen tradition.

“When we have children,” paused Aemond, “they will also receive a dragon egg in their crib.” Y/N nodded as she tried not to react at the prince’s mentioning of them having children. She understood it was her duty to bare him children, to any man that would be her husband, but the thought always made her uneasy.

“They were training their dragons in the Dragon Pit and I was there too. Mother always said I could still claim a dragon when I would be older should an opportunity present itself,” continued Prince Aemond. “One day, my brother and my nephews told me they had found me a dragon. It wasn’t a dragon though… It was a pig and they strapped parchment wings on its back.”

Y/N felt Aemond’s pain and humiliation as if it were her own when she listened to the story. She was the second child herself and a woman at that which did not sit well with her family.

“I am sorry they were cruel to you,” said Y/N and took Prince Aemond’s hand instinctively. She squeezed it but had not noticed she had done so until Aemond caressed her knuckles with his thumb. His hands were large and strong enough to wield a longsword with one arm alone. They swallowed Y/N’s small, gentle hands like a sea-storm swallows a boat.

“Is that when you lost your eye?” whispered Y/N softly. Prince Aemond’s thumb stopped caressing her palm in an instant as he froze in place.

“You don’t have to say anything if you don’t want to. I understand,” she reassured quickly and took back her hand.

“I lost my eye when I claimed Vhagar,” said Aemond out of the sudden. His hands reached to his head and unbuckled the eyepatch around his silver-gold hair. “I told my mother it was a small price to pay. I lost an eye but I gained a dragon. The biggest dragon in the world,” said Aemond and pulled the leather patch off his face. Slowly, almost fearfully, he turned to Y/N and showed the scar that marked his face. Y/N struggled to supress a gasp at the sight of a big round sapphire that gleamed in the eye’s stead. The setting sun lit a thousand glimmering stars within the crystal.

Y/N reached slowly for her betrothed’s face. Aemond turned away and Y/N stopped her hand. She licked her lips and tried again, this time caressing Aemond’s cheek. She turned his face to look at her but his gaze was still avoiding Y/N until it whipped at her eyes and faced the devil. He did not find it though. The disgust, the despise he expected to see was not there. Instead, Y/N traced her fingers gently across the scar and leaned in ever so carefully. She kissed Aemond’s brow where the scar had split it so many years ago.

[saturnsmidnight]

watermelon sugar; BTS

here’s a blurb of a series I’m thinking of writing with harry and the character acting together in the WS music video and having a relationship from there :)

warnings: none. maybe this is not good because i don’t know how to do it, but i hope you like it.

2020 - WATERMELON SUGAR

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harrystyles DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. Practice social distancing. Watermelon Sugar Video Out Now.

sunsalutations CRYING THIS IS SO GOOD

golden.h.s.2 that should be meeeeeee

yourusername it was awesome to be a part of it!!!! congrats ❤️🍉

nevergoutofstyle harry you are hot but this cast- I’M DYING

ephrizzy CONGRATS HARRYYYYY!!! 👏👏💖

annetwist 💕💕

cherrystyles THE SUMMER MUSIC

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yourusername a little bit of that day because everything was amazing and perfect.

erodasoty I’m in love

maya_s your teenage dreams come true

yourusername shut up

harrystyles 🍉🍉🍉

sunflowervol_hs WHAAAAAAT

tpwkharries he commenting and liking 😭😭

harry_sty0102 it’s not that deep lol

only.angel12 some fans are so thrilled

2021

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harryupdates Harry & YN/YLN out today in New York! (October 16th, 2021).

lhhgf didn’t she participate in the WS mv?

harryupdates yes!

carolinas13 they are together? like, dating?

ynfan1 nobody knows! maybe they are just friends

harryfan6 started the rumors 🙄

harryfan9 from now on will have pictures of them every day

harryfan3 it’s just a picture, stop being boring

harryfan1 my parents

2022

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yourusername late night talking music video is out now!🌃 Harry, I’m so happy for everything you’ve been accomplishing and even happier to be in it!

ynharrydaily 🥺🥺🥺🥺

harryfan16 i love them

annetwist ❤️🐇

harrystyles I love you.

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cinemaharry 2020 / 2022.

harryfan23 they’re so good together

ynfan1 who is the luckiest?

harryfan16 JUST THEM.

yourinstagram ❤️

[lpsgirl109]

I CANT BELIEVE I JUST KILLED JADE A SECOND TIME first It was harryned now this

[sisiljan]

First Lines ✨

Kiitos tägäyksestä @valokki (:

“List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than  20, just list them all). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!”

  Vanha kelpo sanonta kuuluu: kun antaa pahalle pikkusormen, se vie koko käden.

Lester Nygaardin muotokuva (Fargo, Lorne Malvo/Lester Nygaard, Explicit/K-18, 3400 sanaa, lukemaan pääsee vain ao3-tunnuksella)

Morse ei juo siksi että haluaisi unohtaa.

Vaikea vuosi (Endeavour, E. Morse, Teen And Up Audiences/K-11, 1300 sanaa)

Siinä se nyt seisoo.

Rappion tila (The Power of the Dog, Phil Burbank, Mature/K-15, 1300 sanaa)

Baker Street 221B:n olohuoneessa väräjää melankolinen sävelmä, jonka John tuntisi vaikka unissaan.

Tähtikirkas yö (Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock/John, Mature/K-15, 4300 sanaa)

John näytti erilaiselta.

Hänen Johninsa (Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock/John, Explicit/K-18, 7600 sanaa)

Häntä taputetaan olkapäähän, ja kysymys kumajaa väistämättömänä kuin suora valokeila sumun keskellä: Olisiko nyt minun vuoroni?

Heterokromia, heterokromia (Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock/John, General Audiences/sallittu, 500 sanaa)

Kello on kahta vaille kymmenen.

Kimpassa kuksiminen on kasuaalimpaa (The Office (UK), Gareth/Tim/Dawn, Explicit/K-18, 2700 sanaa)

"Et sitten haaveilekaan minusta", Tim huokaa nojautuessaan työpöydän yli.

Vapaata rakkautta hiukan homoille (The Office (UK), Tim/Gareth, Explicit/K-18, 2000 sanaa)

Marokon aurinko on juuri niin kuuma kuin Douglas pelkäsikin.

Casablancan paine (Cabin Pressure, Martin/Douglas, Teen And Up Audiences/K-11, 7400 sanaa)

Sota tekee ihmisistä hirviöitä, vaan Sylvia oli sellainen jo ennen sotaa.

Vääriä juhlia (Parade’s End, Sylvia/Christopher, Teen And Up Audiences/K-11, 200 sanaa)

Big Ben / 08:06 Heräsin ja sain tietää ettemme olekaan rakastavaisia!

Aivot altaassa (Sherlock (BBC) RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman, Mature/K-15, 7800 sanaa, lukemaan pääsee vain ao3-tunnuksella)

Kun en ole kyllin väsynyt unohtaakseni vaan juuri tarpeeksi virkeä muistaakseni, tunnen kosketuksessasi ummehtuneen kellarihuoneen isäni ja äitini talossa.

Taas ja jälleen (Harry Potter, Harry/Draco, Explicit/K-18, 500 sanaa)

"Tiedän etten ikinä soita", Sherlock sanoi ennen kuin hänen isänsä ehti edes tervehtiä.

Rahtu lohtua (Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock/John, Explicit/K-18, 6000 sanaa)

Ensimmäinen tekstari tulee hyvin nopeasti paneelin jälkeen.

Sherlock Holmesina olemisen sietämätön keveys (Sherlock (BBC) RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman, Explicit/K-18, 7300 sanaa, lukemaan pääsee vain ao3-tunnuksella)

HERMIONE: Aiot siis oikeasti viedä tanssiaisiin kauneimman sinut huolivan tytön, vaikka hän olisikin aivan hirveä tyyppi?

Riikinkukkoilua rakkausrintamalla (Harry Potter, Harry/Draco, General Audiences/sallittu, 3600 sanaa)

Narikkatyöntekijä tuijotti heitä kuin ei olisi ennen nähnyt kahta miestä käsi kädessä, mikä oli naurettavaa.

Ei tarvetta ranskalaisille (Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock/John, Explicit/K-18, 6000 sanaa)

On kohtuullisen tavallinen sunnuntaiaamu ja Ilja oksentaa hotellin kylpyhuoneessa.

Kakomiskompleksi (The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon Solo/Ilja Kurjakin, Explicit/K-18, 1800 sanaa)

"Okei… mitä sanoitkaan meidän tekevän täällä?" John kysyi viisi sekuntia sen jälkeen, kun he olivat astuneet narikasta baarin puolelle.

Tämä on mitä on, rakas (Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock/John, Teen And Up Audiences/K-11, 4700 sanaa)

Pääni on raskas.

Vain miesten kesken (Harry Potter, Harry + James/Sirius, Teen And Up Audiences/K-11, 2900 sanaa)

Erosta oli vasta kolme päivää, kun John tapasi Harryn meluisassa ketjukahvilassa.

Vuosien jälkeen (Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock/John, Explicit/K-18, 5400 sanaa)

Pohdiskeluja alla!

Tämähän oli todella kiva (ja perusteellinen!) tutkimusretki siihen, mitä kaikkea sitä on viimeisimmän puolentoista vuoden aikana tullut kirjoitettua (uusin näistä fikeistä on julkaistu tämän vuoden tammikuussa, vanhin heinäkuussa 2020). Näistä aloitusvirkkeistä jotkin toimivat ihan hyvin yksinään, kun taas toiset kaipaisivat kipeästi peräänsä niitä seuraavia virkkeitä, jotta tarinan alku kuulostaisi kiinnostavammalta.

Vähiten innostava aloitusvirke on The Office -fikissäni Kimpassa kuksiminen on kasuaalimpaa, koska kellonajan toteaminen nyt vaan on tavattoman mälsää. Se on toisaalta ehdottomasti tarkoituskin, hehee. :D Suosikkialoitusvirkkeeni on joko The Man From U.N.C.L.E. -fikissä Kakomiskompleksi, koska virkkeessä annetaan ymmärtää, että oksentaminen olisi Iljalle tavallista, tai sitten Fargo-fikissä Lester Nygaardin muotokuva, koska kyseinen virke on näistä kaikista harkituin aloitusvirke eikä se olisi voinut mitenkään olla vaikka fikin toinen virke. Yleensä mulla ei ole tapana hioa tekstin ihka ensimmäistä virkettä kauhean koukuttavaksi, ennemminkin pyrin muodostamaan muutamasta ensimmäisestä virkkeestä iskevän kokonaisuuden. Silloin se ihan eka virke voi olla tylsähkökin. Yllätyin tosin siitä, että näiden fikkien aloitusvirkkeet olivat näinkin pitkiä, mutulla olisin väittänyt että mulla on keskimäärin hyvin lyhyet ekat virkkeet. :)

Tägään teidät, jos teitä huvittaa tutkia ja jakaa omia tekstiarkistojanne: @beelsebuttt, @hallahaave, @jossujb, @kapteeniangie, @kellopelisonaatti, @lurikko, @ricolette, @toivomusluu, @vendelaishere, @violasmirabiles

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A fiam feltette a millió dolláros kérdést:

A láthatatlanná tevő köpenyt miért csak akkor lehet látni, ha nincs rajta Harryn?