#harpies �� birds…. eagles…. ravenclaw?

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It has occurred to me that the Ravenclaw quidditch team is disproportionately made up of scottish witches. Has this occurred to you, as well?

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ngl I first read these asks and completely missed the “scottish” part and thought — “is three too many? what if nearly the entire team were witches? what if everyone on the team save for orion and andre were girls? what if there could only be one ravenclaw guy on the pitch at a time?”

[polyhexianchicken]

Tagged by: @ifthearmorfits

Name: Due to my other Blog I'm used to that, so you can call me Anon, but like. You can call me whatever, Chicken Fajita, Whirly Bird, DUMBAFT , Whirly-Mun, whatever :3. Just make sure I know that you're referring to me xD

(Mind you, please only call me dumbaft if we are friends.. not at first meeting)

Gender: Female.

Star Sign: :3

Height: ...idk

Sexuality: Asexual. (Maybe AroAce but Idk yet, cause I have 0 experience with anything soo Idk. Def Ace tho :3)

Hogwarts House: Everyone said Hufflepuff. I took the test. Ravenclaw xD

Favorite Animal(s): I love most animals, but I love Harpy Eagles (Generally a lot of birbs) and Maned Wolves, like omg they are so so awesome

Average hours of sleep: Eeeehh mostly 6 or 7 hours during the week? xD Weekends 9+

Current Time: 9 pm.

Dogs or Cats: Uuh.. Both are cool.. Cats come in so many beautiful variiations, just like dogs.. but, I've been scratched and bitten far less by dogs than by cats, which has made me a tad nervous around the felines, so I guess, dogs?

Blankets: A duvet blanket, comfy and poofy

Dream Job: That has changed so many times.. wanted to be a Vet, can't see wounds, wanted to teach kids... have no patience with them, wanted to become an animator, I do not like the popular industries.. So, honestly I'm just working to find a job that suits me and allows me to have enough time to draw or animate on personal projects ^^.

When I made this blog: ..A month ago?

Followers: 99

Why I made this tumblr: I just really really wanted to try my hand at this funky guy! I really like the crazy dude and would love to further develop him!

Reason for my URL: Sort of inside joke, when I talk about Whirly I like to refer to him as 'the funky chicken' , and since he is from Polyhex I decided to go for polyhexianchicken

Tag 10 peeps: Um... A lot got tagged already, so I guess if you wanna do it you can say I tagged you? :'D

[murder-melod]

I know this is out of nowhere,but i have an idea for a Harry Potter AU where after the wars have ended and Harry,Snape, Dumbledore etc. were proclaimed war heros. Certain amount of people wanted to get rid of blood supremacist racist ideology and prejudices. (Working out peace and alliance with muggles would happen,but gradually and through many conflicted efforts). So in order to get rid of those prejudices while trying to make the Wizarding govorment less corrupt and more fair. School staff and the current Headmaster decided to do a social expiriment where all students that got sorted into houses would turn into a certain mythological magical race. Ravenclaws would get turned into eagle/raven harpies and or sirens(bird version ones); Slytherins would get turned into Lamias and or Nagas; Gryffindors would turn into Leonin and or Leo Tabaxi and Hufflepuffs would get turned into Badgerfolk. Basically they would all still have wizard/witch abilities, psychology etc. But on top of that they would have some additional abilities from their magical races(ofcorse once thei graduate,they would return back to their normal wizard/witch physical bodies) Point of the social expiriment was to through example and expirience show to young students how people despite differences like race,gender, sexuality,blood etc. can be friends,lovers, family,teammates etc. and how they can live together in tolerance and or harmony despite their differences. However it's also a lesson for staff to overcome,and on top of that it's a lesson for all also how to treat magical creatures with respect and not like slaves .

[fbwzoo]

tagged by @chronically-witchy :)

Nicknames - fantasybookworm, FBW

Gender - Female


Star sign - Pisces

Height - 4′11″

Sexuality - Demi/gray-ace/?????????

Hogwarts house - Ravenpuff (Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff)

Favourite animal - Cats, hedgehogs, horses, birds (more specifically, cassowaries, harpy eagles, and bearded vultures)...what, you couldn’t expect me to pick one, right? XD


Average hours spent sleeping - Usually 5-6 on weeknights, 8-9 on weekends

Dogs or cats - Cats

Number of blankets I sleep with - one, I usually can’t stand more than that. Either my weighted blanket or a comforter, depending on temperature

Dream trip - I guess probably to Australia right now? 


Dream job - Animal supply store that sells species-appropriate supplies, raw/fresh diets for a variety of animals, and has rescue/rehome animals for adoption. Monthly workshops & events for adoptions, educational lectures, DIY workshops, etc.

When I made this account - Uhhhh good question no clue. Sometime in 2015? I think?


Why I made this account - To reblog animal care info, animal pics, and post about my own pets


# of followers - 1,397 

I’m always kinda anxious about actively tagging people on stuff like this, so if you’d like to do it, feel free! :)

[crackmonkeytrash]

What can you tell me about your oc Arcane Cassius?

EYYYY YES MA’AM I CAN

so Arcané Cassius is a straight up babe and i love her. She’s a Slytherin from a Roman pureblood family, has a sister (Arctenia) a year older, also in Slytherin. It’s a new age tradition for everyone’s name to start with ‘Arc’ as both of her parents do too (Arcturus and Arcelia). She has black hair, one grey eye and one brown eye. She’s tall and limber and has been taking dance since she was 3 years old. Her best friends are Blaise Zabini and Pansy Parkinson. 

She is a very quiet person, very rarely speaking outside the common room or when called upon in class. Her ultimate goal in life is to become a Magical Bird Breeder & Trainer. She has a Harpy Eagle named Hades that she raised and trained herself, who became her familiar. She wishes to open up a new, more elite and species-varied bird emporium of sorts for messenger, seeing-eye, and service Avians, catering to the Magical folk of the continent. 

Arcané and Pansy have been doing Dance together since they were 6 years old and while they get along splendidly outside of large groups, they tend to split off at school as pansy is a more lively person than her. 

Blaise is quiet and formal, a bit snarky and always watching the people around him. Arcané is much like that, but a bit more stiff and a little more social. 

She sits at the lunch table with Blaise to her right and her sister to her left, and her cousins (Arcen, Arcenon, and Arcilla) in front. Arcen and Arcenon are twins (female, male) the year ahead of Arctenia. Arcilla is a year younger than Arcané. They all get along quite well, though the twins (especially arcen) are rather mischievous and sly than she usually appreciates. Arcilla almost got into ravenclaw but her resourcefulness won out. Arcané too was considered for the blue house, but her strict ambition won out; she would not get what she needed in Ravenclaw. 

AND THAT’S MY BABY! I LOVE HER

[gorsime]

ill delete this soon

bad cop hogwarts au

@pouncival

points to cover: houses, prefect stuff, meetings, classes, Naughty Stuff, other cats, pets, life after hogwarts, quidditch >:((, HYDRATION, teachers, uhhhhh and anything else i can think of

HOUSES: rumples a gryffindor. the sorting hat took about three seconds. alonzos a hufflepuff even tho his family have always been ravenclaws and he desperately wanted to be a gryffindor, he cried after the sorting ceremony also: jenny is huffpuff head, skimble is p much hagrid, jelly is raven, gus is gryffdor and grizabella is slytherin,,, headmaster deuteronomy lmao

PREFECT STUFF: alonzos a prefect. Obviously, i mean come on. he takes it so seriously,,, hes already dating rumple when he becomes one and she delights in the fact that he can sometimes b persuaded to let her go with a warning bc yo thats what u get for fucking a prefect,,, once she wanted to get in ravenclaw tower and she didnt know the answer to the riddle so she was like "LONZYYY I HAVE A RIDDLE THAT I NEED TO FIND THE ANSWER TO FOR HOMEWORRKKKKK" and hes a library fiend so he spent like an hour looking it up and then he told her and she was like "ok thanks im going off 2 ravenclaw tower now" and he was so distraught he took ten points from hufflepuff for helping her. the other prefects Donut Understand their relationship ghdkhgd bc mungo and rumple r worse than fred and george but eventually it gets to the point where they catch her doin some rulebreaking and shes like... do u seriously feel like dealing with me so they just go get alonzo. she gets drunk on firewhisky one time and he takes her back up to gryffindor tower and spends ten minutes trying to get the fat lady to let her in but the fat lady is annoyed and refusing and it goes like "rumple tell her the password" "nooOooOoOooOo" "do you know the password" ">:3c" "rumple teLL HER THE PASSWORD" for another half hour and eventually gives up and decides to wait for the next gryffindors to come along and let her in but the next one to come along is mungo and then its twice as bad when alonzo becomes head boy (munk is the year above them) he cries, and rumple opens her letter like I GOT HEAD GIRL??!!!!????? and hes like. What. and shes like hehehehehe just kidding who the fuck do u think i am,, also. prefects bathroom. he ends up letting her find out the password and then shes constantly in there and then Somehow (i wonder how) mungo finds out and then they have to change it before the whole school knows,,, oh my god the other prefects tease him so much and at first hes like eh..heh...yeah but after a while hes like fuck off please, stop shittalking my girlfriend to me, and he gets a wee bit defensive about it so they give up especially in their final year when hes head boyyyy

QUIDDITCH: OKAY so alonzo wanted to play quidditch as a seeker bc ofc he did right?? i mean theres so many rules. such nice uniforms. but he never made the tryouts bc he wasnt willing to take the risks needed to get the golden thingy (also, vitiligo, hes got autoimmune shit and he has 2 b careful w his health),,, rumple however. rumples grown up loving the harpies and desperately wanting to be a beater. then she meets mungo and the two of them are fucking terrifying beaters, they are So Good, its honestly the only reason why gryffindor hasnt lost the house cup every fucking year, them helping win p much every game kind of balances out all the points they lose for being shits lmao,,, we had a thought that she gets hurt sometime in a game, and alonzo is. so terribly smothering he brings in all his books to study by her bed in the hospital wing and takes notes for her and is way too cautious after that and begs her to stop playing and she just. Looks at him. :| anyway she does eventually become quidditch captain nyehehe and so shes captain, hes head boy, they are a glorious power couple,,, the nerds love alonzo, the delinquents and sportheads love rumple, together they are So Respected,, it also means she gets actual access to the prefects bathroom which changes very little except for how sneaky she has to be to get in

MEETINGS: okay so in true hogwarts au fashion they first meet on the train as first years,,, rumple: hi can i sit here (she says as shes sat down) are u muggleborn im a halfblood alonzo: im from an old wzarding family my name is draco malfuck you rumple: wow u sound like an asshole. what house r u gonna be in. im gryffindor alonzo: me too rumple: u dont seem like one alonzo: you do :// rude fuck. this is my owl her name is aegolius im pretentious rumple: cool name. this is my cat her name is gwynog GO HARPIES alonzo: ive never had physical contact with a living thing in my life can i pet her rumple: sure alonzo: soft anyway after they get sorted they never talk again. End Of Au. jks but forreal they dont talk for years until they get their electives and theyre partnered in care of magical creatures and finally talk again and it goes like rumple: hey youre that kid who cried at the sorting ceremony alonzo: rumple: sup somehow the whole Falling In Love part is the one bit we havent really talked about but it happens and its cute

id also like to add that alonzos parents are an old italian wizarding family but they pride themselves on being chic, modern wizards who incorporate certain muggle things, mostly fashion, his mums a fashion designer, so all his clothes are beautiful and tailored and more Modern than most,, ANYWAY they also Want The Best for him and when he tells them who hes dating (A HALFBLOOD RAISED AMONG MUGGLES??? A GIRL BEATER???? LOOK AT HER SCHOOL RECORDS DARLING SHES A DELINQUENT!!!!!!) and they refuse to let him stay at her house or let her come over,,, until he writes home one day like. shes captain of the quidditch team what more do u want shes going to do it professionally) and theyre Sporty Folks who are So Fucking Into Quidditch and by this point theyve realised that she's not turning him into a Bad Kid so they finally accept her

CLASSES: ive forgotten like all of their classes kmn anyway alonzo wants to be an auror. thats all he wants. thats his ambition. so he studies his ass off from day one and gets perfect grades and is a model student. rumple is. perhaps not. just think fred and george thats her and mungo, shes a terror but somehow she still manages to pass everything through an annoying natural talent. alonzos kind of hellbent on making her get good grades and they spend much of their time in the library, hes in there Every Day, he pretty much has a reserved table, rumple sits around practicing jinxes on any unfortunate passerbys and trying to pester him and/or make him kiss her he loves presentations, hes so good at them, he prepares for weeks and then the entire time rumples in the back of class making Naughty Gestures. he chokes on his water when she does presentations theyre short but shes really charismatic so he just kind of sits there staring at her like an idiot because gosh she has a nice voice rumples a pro at brooms obviously, alonzos Hella Nervous on them, he has the best and safest model, she offers to give him private lessons but really its just an opportunity for dick jokes what can u do. he gets her a really good really SAFE and fast broom for christmas one year bc what else does a rich boy get his girlfriend who kicks ass at quidditch which brings me to

NAUGHTY STUFF: kittens look away! look for like. a full three months hes like Im Not Having Sex At School Its Against the rRULES!!!!!! and rumples like. well then we either abstain until we graduate or we can do it at your parents place and. No. The Horror. he changes his mind very quickly. they happen to stumble across the room of requirement a few times when.uh. the need is great. u know how it goes. im also gonna go out on a limb and admit that alonzo is rather fond of the Luxury Baths in the prefects bathroom and rumple is very good at catching him when hes in there and enchanting the door or some shit so nobody disturbs them :-)) this is from one of those hogwarts au headcanon posts but i love it, he gives a presentation on sex ed and shit (lets pretend hogwarts is better than it is) and rumple sits in the back asking the worst questions and inside he wants to scream u KNOW what that is we did it last nIGHT

other cats: yes ok here we go. in their year is misto, victoria, admetus, mungo, coricopat, tantomile and im sure im missing people here, year above them  is munk, tugger, deme, bomba, cassandra, macavity (???!!!???) and everyone else is younger by a year or two, also worth mentioning is etcetera being rumples younger sister and theyre adorable and lovely etcetera for president of the world munk and cass or deme are probably head boy and girl of their year,  cass is dating tantomile, bombas dating demeter, alonzo has the biggest crush on munk as well (optional polyamory for u fucks) (worth saying that the reason rumple went to sneak into ravenclaw tower was to see victoria btw),,, alonzo and victoria are head boy and girl of their year, and probably jemima andddddddd idk maybe g eorge fuck me man idk admetus is another prefect, so's tantomile tbh,,, id say victoria but she wants to focus on her studies

PETS: alonzo has this beautiful eagle owl, scariest of all owls, her name is aegoleius (pronounced ay-JEE-lee-us) it means bird of prey and he adores her. shes beautifully trained. rumple has a kitty that im personally in love with who is basically rumpleteazer as a cat lol shes a calico but her name is gwenog after the famous beater of the harpies <33333 eventually they'll get another cat thatll be a suspiciously familiar black and white patched triangle shorthair named Faolan (sorta like FWAY-larn) even tho it means little wolf because he thought it sounded cool and he read it in a book and thought it was pronouned faow-lahn, honestly they probably end up getting a whole ton of cats

LIFE AFTER HOGWARTS: WOO im excited for this bit. okay. so. alonzo wants to be an auror. hes spent his whole life training for this. he immediately applies after graduation and gets in and starts his rigorous three year training process. in the meantime rumples gone into professional quidditch, and shes really really good at it but shes like.... this isnt fun anymore. bc its not just a school game anymore, its a professional sport, and what do u mean u cant jinx the opponents!!!! so for a while she just helps him train "ok so if you walk like THIS and use this charm your footsteps will be totally silent blah blah boh my god i should be an auror" and hes like. You. want to be an auror. and shes like. Yup. and its a damn good thing he was so obsessive about her getting good marks bc her newts are good enough that she can apply. they do a criminal record check, but mind u that altho rumples done naughty stuff, shes never actually. Been Caught doing anything particularly bad. so her record is somehoW CLEAN and she gets in. its a miracle. "what did you do. who did you blackmail" "i sucked every single aurors dick lonzy" "HOW DID YOU GET IN" "EVERY! SINGLE! DICK!" but hes also really really prouD AND THAT MEANS THEY CAN HELP EACH OTHER TRAIN!!!!! cue training montage. rumple pulls a tonks and coasts thru a lot of it rlly easily and almost fails some but they both eventually graduate and become aurors and work together and she covers her trenchcoat in patches and he keeps asking if he has to wear his because sweet jesus it is ugly ITS BROWN, and at this point his parents r more than content with rumple lmao, anyway they live together in a lovely little house that is kept in perfect order, rumple enchants EVERYTHING to talk, its cute, fucking domestic shit yes please

HYDRATION LOL look this isnt even important but alonzo is so deeply into that health shit. he only eats dark chocolate, and most importantly he fucking loves spending time in the kitchen with jenny. she cooks, he makes custom face masks, and also infused water. so much infused water. he has different """recipes""" and he always has a bottle of lovely chilled water with fucking apple and ginger and lemongrass shit in it that he made the night before, and since rumple fucking hates drinking anything thats not tropical sunshine punch fruit juice he constantly is trying to figure out a recipe of infused water that she'll drink becUSE ITS NOT HEALTHY RUMPLE!!!!!!!! YOU NEED WATER, but she thinks its disgusting and eventually he gives up and carries a bottle of juice with him in case he sees her because its better than nothing,

yeah ok im,,,,, i assume there will be more to come but for now this is what u get

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Rules: Tag 20 followers you want to get to know better
Tagged By: I'm pretending @tinyplanetpomegranate
did because they mentioned me in their post Name: Idk man? Like I don't really like my birth name and I've been going by Eli for a while but idk if it fits? So idk. I'm lowkey looking for another one. 
Nickname: Bird, Lee, Theli (prnounced the'eli)I don't have a lot of nicknames or maybe I just don't remember any
Gender: Trans guy
Star sign: Aries (Updated with the new one)
Height: 5′2"
Sexual orientation: I'm like demi-gay
Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw
Favorite color: I like indigo/purples
Favorite animal: HARPY. EAGLES. 
Time right now: Fuck it's already 9:24pm
Cat or dog person: Dogs only because I have been around them more but I do love cats although big dogs are my favorite
Favorite fictional character: Danny Beckett! Or Hal. 
Number of blankets I sleep with: 2, One soft fuzzy one, one comforter
Favorite singer/band: Uhh my favorite music is like homestuck music
Dream trip: Going to cool museums with friends
Dream job: Something in electrical engineering? I guess?
When this blog was created: Like August 2015 I think
Current number of followers: 98 I'm pretty sure unless it changed
What made you decide to make a tumblr: I felt really bad that like half the stuff I thought was funny on instagram was screen shots from tumblr and I had to go to the Source™ for the Good Meme Content®
Why did you pick your url: It used to be something else but I'll never tell SO to the people who have been around that long but electroncloudscatteredaround is from a song by Hank Green called protons and neutrons very existential song just fyi I don't want to be responsible for someone else's crisis I hate it when other people don't tag but I seriously don't know who to tag I'm sorry let me know if you do it then I'll still learn things about people