#harold theyre bisexual.

[racheljustcant]

I love sapphic relationships, cuz sometimes the breakups are awful, never talk to me again stuff yknow? But sometimes it's like, we went on 2 or 3 dates, but just know you're invited to my future wedding if it ever happens. Does this make sense?

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Seaworthiest Ship in the Dungeon Tournament 2024 Funny Comments

Doing a shipping tournament inspired a lot of comments from you guys, many of which I found funny. So here's a selection of the funniest comments I got, sorted by the poll they were left on.

Namarcille vs Falin x Shuro (round 1 part 1) harold theyre lesbians. three Lesbians and a clueless Straight Man

Marcille x Touden siblings vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (round 1 part 1) What's better than two long sexy legs? Four long sexy legs and bisexuality!

Marcitsumi vs Laios x Thistle (round 1 part 1) im sorry i can't say no to anything that results in Laios bondage sorry

Marios vs Island governor x Shadow governor (round 1 part 1) Who's shipping heterosexual shit in Dunmesh I just wanna chat Heterosexual ??? ON MY DASH !? No let me take the old man yaoi

Kakamari vs Kikimari (round 1 part 1) Flustering Namari is Kiki's true calling in life. The constant 😏 face

Maizuru x Toshitsugu vs Laios x Kensuke (round 1 part 2) 'sword fight' taking on a whole new meaning

Senshi x Chilchuck's daughters vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (round 1 part 2) This is just the "torture Chilchuck" match up lmao sorry Chilchuck your wife has to fuck the hot elf dyke. the only thing stopping otta is that she has to be nearing 30

Canary polycule vs Labru (round 2 part 1) Narrative foils Yada yada. Laios is NOT interested in humans!!!!! one top and her army of bottoms. what could be better. mithrun is their pet fish

Farcille vs Laios x Kensuke (round 2 part 2) honestly this tournament is like my anthropology field. a good place to see dynamics of the fandom

Otta x Chilchuck's wife vs Senshi x Mithrun (round 2 part 2) happy Valentine’s Day chilcuck

Izutsumi by herself vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (round 3) sorry izutsumi but leggsicule omfg izutsumi will be perfectly fine by herself but namari will have a mental breakdown if we fumble this ship for her

Winged Lion x Laios vs Labru (round 3) literal embodiment of lust vs guy who doesnt like the other guy

Kensuke x Ambrosia vs Kikimari (round 3) *to the tune of that gum commercial* “Long long leeeeeeeegs”

Laisen vs Cithidol (round 3) alright i know what i just said about kabumisu but cithidol is pretty funny too. worst couple you ever saw 10/10

Farcille vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (round 3) farcille killing the joke ships out of thr bracket. its okay falin would love marcille if she was a worm. but otta would drop the wife for being 30 terrible day for lesbian dicaprio fans

Izutsumi by herself vs Labru (quarter finals) She must be stopped!!! She must be enabled!!!

Farcille vs the Flokes (quarter finals) I was voting for the old people to have sex but ok girls having sex is wholesome hope this helps. loser ‘hey kiki & kaka your parents are gnc as fuck’

Izutsumi by herself vs Kikimari (semi-finals) Rise up and dethrone God(izutsumi)!!!!

Kabumisu vs Farcille (semi-finals) There's no way Kabumisu can beat Farcille, but it's an honor to face them in battle 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 wlw on mlm violence

Izutsumi by herself vs Farcille (finale) THE REMATCH OF THE CENTURY two girls should win this time. not just one A ship winning?? On my celibacy website?? very aroacephobic of you to not vote izutsumi if you ask me

Kikimari vs Kabumisu (battle for the bronze) 5 women on one podium we can make it happen. mmmmm 5 women..... [multi-paragraph post with detailed pro-Kabumisu points Counterpoint: Leggggg

[losergendered]

!! NOT A REQUEST !!

I saw you're a total drama fan,, do you have any headcanons? I like seeing other folks headcanons ^__^ /nf

oh you KNOW I DO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im probably gonna make a followup post like. actually making the icons but. yes here they are (its just the gen 1 cast cause. theyre the best. and also i havent seen roti or pahkitew or the reboot)

Ezekiel is a genderqueer transmasc bisexual and uses he/they!

Sadie is a biaesthetic lesbian, Katie is a transfem omni lesbian, and they're dating!

Eva is an acespec demiplatonic unlabeled sapphic! She's also Sephardic!(one of my fave random hcs is that all of team escope is jewish but from different disporas :D)

Noah is a Mizrahi gnc gay guy! (ik that sometimes people consider mizrahi to be a subterm of sephardic but im making the distinction lol)

Izzy is an Ashkenazi genderfucked abrosexual aroace demihuman xenogirl who uses any pronouns!

Justin is a flamboric cupiospec arospec gay guy!

Beth is a nonbinary weirdgirlpunk bi lesbian who uses they/she!

Owen is. well i'll be so real with you i dont really care about him (IM SORRY OWEN FANS. I JUST DIDNT LIKE HIS JOKES VERY MUCH. his friendship w noah was cute tho) but like. literally i interpret him as canonically bisexual. like he was literally so in love with justin like that wasnt even subtext that just. was a fact

Geoff i also lowkey dont care about (SORRY) but i also find him bisexual. hes so in love with bridgette and hes so in love with brody. two hands <3

Bridgette doesn't label her sexuality, but has had feelings for multiple genders before!

DJ is questioning his sexuality, but thinks that he's somewhere on the aroace spectrum! He also considers himself a cisgender demiboy!

Leshawna is a bipan girl, and her girlboyfriend, Harold, is a bigender transfem genderqueer genderfluid bisexual boygirl!

Lindsay is a bi straight lesbian, and her partner, Tyler, is a cusper straight lesbian transfem boy who switches between identifying as a cishet man and a trans butch lesbian and uses he/she pronouns! (also this is because i like both headcanons for her lmao)

Trent is an ace bisexual with an aesthetic lean towards girls and a romantic lean towards boys! He leans more towards the cis man side of the gender spectrum, but likes to get a little funky with it u know. like he listens to arctic monkeys. u know.

Gwen is a bi lesbian/shadowlesbian trans girl who defaults to she/her, but doesn't mind neopronouns! Also gwourtney is real to me

Cody is a bisexual trans guy!

Sierra is an intersex trisfem paradoxibinary arospec bordersexual first-quarter/third-quarter neaptide mspec lesbian who prefers she/her, but also likes they/them and neos!

Duncan is a bisexual guy with a preference for girls! also i am still a duncney believer. who else still part of duncney nation in 2023.

Blaineley is an aphrodite bi lesbian and shes dating ME SHES DATING ME SHES MY WIFE ILY MS STACEY ANDREWS OHALLORAN. i actually made a whole oc to ship her with lmao. i guess i can include that um shes dating jules who's a lesbian and is my oc <3

Heather is a bisexual girl with a preference for girls and she's dating Alejandro, who is also bisexual! their romance was cute argue with the wall

Courtney is a bisexual girl and she's also a cit <3

Chris and Chef are both gay men and are married! gay wrongs

uhh random other hcs i have for non gen 1 chcs are bi trans girl kitty, bi straight emma, uh that little swagless kid from rr who competed with his dad uh hes a trans boy, jo is a butch bisexual girlboy & is dating brick, a gnc bisexual man, scott is bisexual and dating courtney, sam is a nonbinary bigender transfem straight lesbian who uses all pronouns & is dating dakota who is a bi trans girl, um that one dude who had the name reveal is ofc trans, svetlana is a transgender bi lesbian, vito is hypersexual and bi, uh my hcs for mal are. long so keep an eye out for a mogai-headcanons post in a few months, shawn (?? is that his name) is a transhet guy and is dating jasmine (??? i do not know these chcs at ALL) who is bisexual.

[transgender-weirdo]

some of you bitches on here about my mans bruce and clarence smh

[uneasyharpsichord]

my partner and I have a #gay channel in our household slack to discuss OFMD and WWDITS

we are both bi and it shows

[dontyoumeansadadult]

Soulmate AU where the first words your soulmate ever says to you appears tattooed on your wrist on your 16th birthday. The tattoo burns when they say the words.

Kara Danvers is so excited to turn 16. As a Kryptonian, she’s always so different in so many ways and the kids at school call her a freak. She can’t wait to be normal for once and go back to school to proudly show off her soulmate tattoo.

But something’s wrong—when she wakes up, no words have appeared. Eliza assures her sometimes they appear later in the day and to just be patient, because her words will come. But they don’t, not when they sing happy birthday to her, not when she opens her presents, not when she goes to bed. The next morning, her wrist is still painfully empty.

Kara goes through the next eight years trying her best to ignore it. Some people just don’t have a soulmate. Hers probably died on Krypton, she reasons. Or maybe she really is just unlovable. She avoids dating and relationships, and the few men she does date always end up not working out—she expects nothing less.

One day, Kara gets word that the billionaire genius Lena Luthor is moving her company’s headquarters to National City. She’s assigned to report on the move and on L-Corp’s rebranding. Notepad in hand, she goes to visit Lena to try to get an exclusive. When she gets to her office, though, Lena doesn’t say a word to her. She smiles politely, but her assistant ushers Kara out.

The next time Kara sees Lena is at a press conference for L-Corp, but Lena doesn’t speak then either. The Vice President of the company does the speaking, and Lena sits off to the side and doesn’t address the reporters once. Kara wonders why the CEO is so aloof.

There’s a gala that weekend, and Kara attends, hoping to catch Lena off guard and talk to her. Maybe Lena hasn’t been being rude—maybe she just needs a friend, Kara thinks. At the event, Lena is there, but she stands off to the side and doesn’t socialize with anyone. Whenever someone approaches, she waves them off or walks away before they get there. Kara decides to try her luck next.

Before she can, though, she sees Lena’s mother approaching. Lena inclines her head in greeting, and Kara thinks she’s never seen anyone look more regal and stunning. Her breath catches for a second as she stares at her. When Lillian gets to Lena, her hands flash in movement, and Kara realizes she’s signing to her daughter. Finally, Kara understands as Lena signs something back. Lena is deaf.

Excited, Kara thinks through the sign language she learned in high school—she’s rusty, but she decides to give it a shot. As Lillian walks away, Kara walks towards Lena. Lena smiles and nods but then turns as if to head her off. Before she can, Kara signs, “Hi, how are you? My name is Kara.”

Lena’s eyes shine with gratitude at the Kryptonian. She signs a hello back and introduces herself.

And Kara’s wrist burns.

[thebeautifulcordeliax]

ok but Lucie really wrote a book about the beauty of her bestfriend and you expect me to not ship them,,,,,, w h a t

[kaktu619]

.... and they were classmates!!!! OH MY GOD, THEY WERE CLASSMATES!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀

[luisatherabbit]

Some Swap!Stella/Swap!Mobley doodles i drew for my friend @real.realien (on Instagram) since she likes these designs so much!

[gingerbread-in-july]

Remember how a few weeks ago I was in constant internal gay panic every time my new boss was within my periphery? Well, yesterday we talked about sex toys and today she came up to my desk and requested for me to cuss at her. I told her I didn't want to and she said she was going to make me mad so I would cuss at her. This is a thing she wants for whatever reason. Yay, progress!?

[scaredandbored]

calamity jane >>>>>>>> annie get your gun

no i dont take criticism

[silvvergears]

Shipping Ralph and Elsa is the ultimate wlw and mlm solidarity you cant change my mind

[ducclord-archived]

More pride stuff with my sonas this time!

With my hand getting numb more often, I can only do small doodles from time to time

[losergendered]

Total Drama?? In 2024?? Damn...anyway-

Lindsay is a trans woman polyamorous bisexual who uses she/her pronouns! Shes in a polyamorous relationship with Beth, who is a trans woman t4t pansexual who uses she/her pronouns and Tyler, who is a transfem azurgirl butch sapphillean bisexual who uses he/she pronouns!

Gwen is a GNC transmasc nonbinary lithromantic bisexual person who uses they/them pronouns! Theyre dating Courtney, who is a lesbian who uses she/her pronouns!

Duncan is a bisexual guy who uses he/him pronouns! Hes in a polyamorous relationship with Harold, who is a transmasc boyflux greyromantic pansexual who uses he/they/it pronouns and Trent, who is a transmasc nonbinary demisexual achillean biromantic who uses he/they pronouns!

skipped forward to this cause. a) yayyy friend request yayayay b) i fucking love total drama. so its posted!

[aph-grandpa]

Hetalia: oh yeah Rome loved Ancient Greece and ancient Egypt and they probably loved him back who knows

Me: Perhaps.......less beans.

[dontyoumeansadadult]

Fellas, is it gay to have an extensive running daydream about living a tender domestic life full of midnight fast food runs together and laughter in the kitchen and watching old movies with the old close friend you secretly have feelings for?